All language subtitles for Kid Sister s02e05 A Bird and a Fish.eng

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Why is everyone always mad
at me?

Sina [on phone]: Uh, 'cause you
keep doing bad shit.

Life is so fuckin' stressful.

It's the worst
choose-your-own-adventure

Of all.

You know, this is why
I self-harm with bread.

How's he doing?

Hard to tell.

Looks quite vacant.

Lulu emanuel: Yeah,
is he staring out the window,

Eyes glazed,
sort of unfocused stare?

- Completely lifeless.
- Fuck!

Sounds like he's doing great.

- And how are you doing?
- Lulu: Me?

Um...

[sobbing] oh, god!

Yeah, good.

Just normal.

? oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah

? oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ?

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- [birds chirping]

Bridget: Ollie,
how did you not know?

Please.

Bridget: How does a grown man
miss that?

It begs so many questions.

You never told me.

Bridget: You shouldn't have
to tell someone--

--They're circumcised, ollie.

It's--it's--it's like telling
you, you have a nose.

You didn't think to look it up?

What was I gonna do,
google "penis"--

--"circumcised penis?"

You can erase your history--

--But you can't erase
your memory.

You should have talked to me.

You never tell me anything,
ollie.

Well, you never told me
you were gay.

Again, that felt like
it was obvious.

Ollie.

[birds chirping]

I'm into women.

Thank you.

Me too.

[bridget chuckles]

You know, I want things
to change between us.

When I leave here,
we can't go back to you

Texting me single-word
answers, "yes," "no," "okay."

Okay.

Oh, sure thing.

Come here, my boy.

[birds chirping]

You gonna fix things with lulu?

I don't know, mum.

And will you keep going with
this conversion business?

I mean,
maybe you should take a pause.

The rabbi says, "the man
who hesitates is lost."

Right.

And have you considered telling
him to go fuck himself?

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Keren emanuel: What you doing?

You'll be eaten to death
by huhus.

Well, the fold-out
nearly disfigured me.

And hershey's in my room.

So, where the frick
am I supposed to sleep?

Nobody thinks about me.

Ah, shame, lulu.

I guess I'll probably
just live on the tramp now.

How did you not know ollie
was circumcised?

We do it in the dark mostly.

He makes me look away
when he gets changed.

So, I've pretty much never seen
it in fun size.

Siggy emanuel: Hey, girls,
may I join?

- Oh!
- Oh!

Ah, you fuckin' klutz!

Ugh!

This is inexcusable!

You got it on my duvet!

- Ah, I said I'm sorry.
- No, you didn't.

- I hurt myself.
- Hershey: Ah, there you are.

Siggy: Don't you dare
do my code cracker.

Already done it.

What's going on?

I come bearing news.

Siggy: You did the sudoku too?

Sick individual!

Hershey: The retirement home
annual garden party

Is on Sunday,

And I would like you
all to attend.

Keren: What?

You don't even live there.

But my girlfriend, gladys, does.

Siggy: Girlfriend?

Gladys?

- Hershey: Mm.
- Siggy : Does?

Is she jewish?

Hershey: As a matter of fact,
she is,

But that's not the point.

The point is we are in love.

And so, you need
to put your feelings aside

And make peace
with leo and bec--

Ugh!

Hershey:--So you can
all meet her.

And bridget will be there too.

Oh, she got you too!

We play words with friends
on our phones.

She's really good.

That woman
is like a bacterial infection.

Hershey: Now, if you two
would please leave,

I want to speak
to my granddaughter.

- ? ?
- [birds chirping]

Oh-ho-ho, what are we going to
do with you?

Hmm?

And what are you going to do
to fix the situation, lulu?

Have you been to the house?

Have you spoken to him?

No, I'm not
a complete psychopath.

I'm just giving him time
and space to think.

Well, that's a terrible idea.

You need to see each other
and work through this

Almost like adults.

Or you could figure out
where he's going to be

And--and stage a run-in.

Stage a run-in.

That's it, obviously.

- [hershey chuckles]
- ? ?

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- Hi, I'm naomi.
- Lulu: Hi.

Bible as well?

It's one of these things
in case you want one.

- Thanks.
- Oh, lulu.

I didn't recognize you.

It's been long
since you've been here.

Yeah, um, it's been a minute.

I've been busy being
a, um--a bad joke.

[naomi chuckles]

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- [chatter]
- ? ?

Dina: Ollie, right?

Ollie: Hello, sorry.

Dina: Oh, no, enjoy.

I'm dina.

You're a musician, right?

I love music.

I'm always listening to it.

- Really?
- Yeah, music's great.

Ah, it's funny
you should say that.

I actually make music.

No way!

That is funny.

- [dina giggles]
- lulu: Oi!

[dina giggles]

[lulu speaks in hebrew]

Oi, can you give him some
fuckin' space, please?

Aw, hey there, butter fingers.

I'm guessing you've got some
slippery digits

Based on how you dropped
the ball with this one.

What the fuck!

You have fumbled
this bag mightily, my friend.

And now, rob stark here
is anybody's game.

- Rob stark?
- Rob stark?

Fact is there aren't enough cute
jewish guys out here

For us to mince words.

So, either you step off
or I'm gonna slap the shit

Out of you.

I will slap you silly.

No, look, I don't wanna fight,
okay?

I find confrontation very hard.

Dina: Well, I learnt to fight
watching the real housewives.

- Which one?
- Atlanta.

Fuck!

And I don't like your chances
with those flat-ass feet.

You're a pronating, babe.

You look like a fish
trying to walk.

Lulu: Well, your hair
is a fire hazard, grease-wise.

Yeah, yeah.

Hello?

It's dry shampoo, and they want
you to look into their product.

I'm hating this.

Do you know what it's like
to fight someone

With a low centre of gravity?

- I'm like a tree stump.
- Ollie: Please stop.

Lulu: Did you ask him
for an animal rehab centre?

Because you seem feral
and in need of further care.

Ollie: Can anyone hear me?

Dina: I'm gonna scratch you
in the retina,

You sloppy little bitch.

Oh, you are fuckin' dead!

Oh, we're gonna wrap things
up right here.

That was powerful stuff, ladies.

- ? ?
- thank you.

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Rabbi wolf: So, what did you
think of dina?

Ollie: Who?

The--the girl at shul?

Well,
she verbally assaulted lulu

And then tried to physically
as well.

Wolf: Lulu?

What was she doing there?

- What was dina doing there?
- Well, I like dina.

I thought you would too.

Wait, you sent her
to--to meet me?

Wolf: Oh,
I know she's a bit intense,

But she gets it.

She'd be a proper, top-shelf
bride for you,

One who respects
the journey you're on,

Who understands the kind of meat
you're becoming.

She seemed quite full-on.

Wolf: Ah, well,
we can find someone else,

Someone without pre-cankles.

Oh, lulu is all right,
but give her a couple of years,

Couple of kids, you have poof.

I mean, you dodged
a bullet there, fella.

That bullet was the love
of my life.

I was gonna marry that bullet.

And she has beautiful ankles.

F you!

Hey, hey.

Those aren't jewish books,
are they?

No, you're fine.

Okay, I'm--I'm sorry
about the books,

But I'm not happy.

Leo emanuel: Yeah,
three, two, go.

Bec: Oh, my gosh, next time,
I wanna take the rear.

Leo: Okay, just one more.

It's not my fault.

We're literally--just the hair.

Bec: It is,
your hair looks fine.

Am I sweating?

- What?
- Am I sweating?

- Uh, yeah, quite a lot.
- Okay.

Um, let's just go--let's just
go home, yeah?

What?

No, no.

Come on, just, you know,
um, remember your lines

And say what you came to say.

And, uh, you know,
kiss the ring.

Got it.

- We got this.
- Bec: Yeah, great.

Oh, sorry.

- Yeah.
- Leo: Yeah, okay.

Perfect.

Yes, she's in a very merciful
mood.

Leo: In conclusion, we love you.

And again, we're sorry.

All right, what happened?

I blacked out.

Siggy: Oh, you entered,
tripped on the rug,

And said,
"in conclusion, we're sorry."

I think you started at the end.

Mum, we're really sorry.

Did you get our flowers?

They rotted.

- What about the chocolates?
- I let them melt.

- Leo: But the cards?
- Keren: Didn't read them.

Bec: Keren, um, we truly regret
hurting you.

And we both take responsibility
for our actions,

Which caused this unnecessary
rift in our family.

And...

What the fuck are you doing?

- Leo: I don't know.
- [keren sighs]

Listen, this may not be
entirely you guys' fault.

There's also bridget to blame.

Keren...

Keren: And perhaps
there's a chance

That I've been so wrapped up
in the grandma experience

That I forgot about your equally
valid one as parents.

I just want to see noah again.

Can we forget this
ever happened?

Siggy will be better.

And so will I.

Don't you ever pull some shit
like this again.

Now, where's the baby?

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- [chatter]
- ? ?

? every picture tells a story,
so they say ?

Woman: Like, I'm going to slap
the shit out of you.

And I'm like, "man, synagogue
has changed since I last went."

Here's the--here's the family.

- ? ?
- [chatter]

Everybody, there is someone that
I'd very much like you to meet.

This is gladys.

This is siggy.

- Gladys: Hi.
- Hi, gladys.

Hershey: Keren.

Gladys: Very nice to meet you.

Lulu, bec.

Oh, my gosh,
so nice to meet you.

[microphone feeds back]

Hershey: Okay, please,
just one moment.

New nana just dropped?

Hershey: Afternoon, everybody.

Uh, I hope you don't mind me
hijacking the party briefly.

Myself and ollie here,
we'd like to sing a quick song

For a very special lady
who is in the house tonight.

It's a love song.

Lulu: Is this for me?

- ? ?
- I love you, gladys.

Will you marry me?

Lulu: Oh, right, no.

For sure, for sure.

? ?

? don't stray

? don't ever go away

? I should be much too smart
for this

? you know it gets the better
of me

? sometimes
when you and I collide

? I fall into an ocean of you

? pull me out in time

? don't let me drown

? let me down

? I say it's all because of you

? say you'll stay

? don't come and go

? like I do

? sway my way

? oh, I need to know
all about you ?

? ?

[birds chirping]

? ?

Pretty wet hands.

Oh, yeah, I just went, um,
number one,

So--been going a lot lately.

- Ah, nice.
- Yeah.

So, that was some next-level
romantic shit.

Yeah,
how did that all come to be?

Um, he texted
and--and yeah--yeah, he asked

If I--if I could do it.

Right, cool.

Yeah, cool.

Ollie, I--I really want
to explain.

Ollie: It's fine.

No, but you deserve to know why
I didn't show up.

Ollie: I know why.

You didn't want me to convert,
and you tried telling me.

And you didn't like rabbi wolf.

And it turns out you were right.

Lulu: I did hate that.

But I also, as usual, wasn't
being that honest with you.

I've been struggling hard
since we gave noah away.

Like, I think giving him up
was maybe, like,

The roughest thing
I've ever had to do.

But you always
said you didn't like him.

I know, but I was lying
'cause I do that.

You lie a lot.

And you're sneaky.

You--you kept hiding
your grandmother's ring.

You knew?

I saw raymond wearing it a lot.

You lie,
and I withhold my feelings.

- Lulu: Yes, you do.
- Incredibly withholding.

I keep it all bottled up
in a bottle.

- Yeah.
- I seal them in.

Yep, and I keep my ears
and hands busy

So I don't have to deal
with reality.

We're not really equipped for
dealing with conflict together.

No, and life's full of conflict.

Life is like a big bickie,
but the big bickie bits

Are conflict.

Lulu, I think we did the right
thing giving him away.

And, you know,
based on how we've been

For the last few months
without a baby,

Now might not be our time.

Oof.

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We're not getting back together,
are we?

I thought we might.

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It sucks.

Yeah.

Got it.

[birds chirping]

- ? ?
- okay.

You got him?

- Ollie: Mm hmm.
- All right.

You'll never see me again.

- ? ?
- [birds chirping]

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Ollie: You ready?

[noah cooing]

Are you ready?

Hello.

Assume he just said "hi" back
in perfect english.

He's a scholar.

Greetings.

Whoop.

Take him.

Support his head.

I don't know--I don't know how.

Support his small head.

- Oh.
- You got it.

- Is that--
- yeah.

Hello.

Aw.

[noah cooing]

[lulu breathing heavily]

Breathe.

You got it.

You take him.

I think you should take him.

You got it.

- Noah, hello.
- [lulu chuckles]

This is--this is lulu.

Hello.

And I'm uncle oliver.

- No.
- Yeah.

You get to pick your name,
and that's mine.

- [noah burps]
- [lulu chuckles]

Yeah.

- ? ?
- [noah fussing]

Ollie, he's--he's shitting.

And he's doing a shit.

Oh, yeah,
I can feel it coming out of him.

Just enjoy.

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- ? ?
- [birds chirping]

Where's noah?

He passed away.

- It was peaceful.
- What?

- Lulu.
- He's sleeping.

Did that go okay?

Yeah.

And you two, did you make up?

- No.
- Leo: Okay.

We got an only child.

Honestly?

Thank god.

Keren: Right.

Well, I'm just gonna go home
and smoke myself

Into a stupor then.

Same, immediately.

? ?

Lulu: Wait, so how are you?

Sina: I'm okay.

Did I tell you that raymond
landed the tree role?

Raymond?

And ollie announced that he's
taking his show to edinburgh.

So, I think I'm gonna go live
by myself for a bit.

Oh, okay.

How's your heart?

I keep thinking
about that saying, you know?

"a bird and a fish
may fall in love,

But where would they live?"

In a bird bath.

Lulu: What?

They would live in a bird bath.

No, I think it's, like,
maybe rhetorical.

[gasps] holy shit!

I have something for you.

- What is it?
- Open it.

Lulu: Oh, my god, no.

Sina, how did you do this?

Sina: Well,
in your utter devastation,

You failed to notice
this little angel

Waiting for you in the rubble.

- It's, like, actually good.
- Sina: I know.

Are you kidding me?

You know what's in here?

Art.

- Sina: Art.
- Artist.

You are so talented, lu.

So, I think just keep putting
your focus

And time into your craft
because you--

I have actually been looking
into some courses.

Sina: Good.

Just don't ever give up on
yourself, my little birdie.

I wanna get something pierced.

Oh, my god, best idea ever.

Let's go!

? ?

Ollie: You were right
about low and slow;

The brisket theory
on how to convert?

I did say that, didn't I?

The other rabbi tried to fry me
like a damn schnitzel.

It is tough, isn't it,
all these hoops

We make these nice potential
jews jump through?

Things are sounding
promising for my plan to ask you

To take me back.

Rabbi rob: As a student?

Ollie, of course, I will.

But I'm going away for a bit.

Rob: Okay, well, we'll just
continue when you're back.

Low and slow.

You're always welcome here.

? ?

You can go now, ollie.

Thank you, rabbi.

? ?

[lulu and naomi
chatting indistinctly]

Lulu: Say hi to your kids
for me.

- Yeah, will do.
- Well, goodnight.

- Naomi: See you soon.
- Bye.

- Naomi: Bye.
- Ollie: Lulu.

Lulu.

That's your--that's your name.

- Why'd you say lulu?
- Lulu: I don't know.

I panicked.

Sorry.

Ollie: How's it going?

What are--what are you up to?

I'm just here for tea and torah
with the rabbi's wife.

I mostly come for
the egg sandwiches, actually.

I'm leaving.

Oh, oh, oh, well, you go.

Oh, no, like,
I'm going to edinburgh.

I'm taking my show
over for the fringe.

Lulu: Oh, that's great.

I, too,
am actually going abroad,

Doing a ceramics course
in the uk.

Really?

Whereabouts?

Eh, scotland, edinburgh area,
yeah.

Oh, wow, that's--that's crazy.

It is.

'tis.

Maybe I'll see you around.

Ollie: Maybe you will.

Or if not, we could catch up
at hershey's wedding

When we're back.

? but it's trouble ?

Could be keen.

?--sometimes sleazy

? only love
can break your heart ?

Okay.

See ya.

See ya, lulu.

? it's gonna tear deeper

? I know it is ?

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