All language subtitles for Kid Sister s02e04 The C Word.eng

? l'hitra'ot,

Lulu: Scientists are working
overtime on this one question,

Where do you look when
someone plays the guitar?

? shalom chaverim, shalom ?

Lulu: Oh,
they're harmonizing.

And the eyes have
closed--I repeat,

Eyes are closed.

? shalom, shalom ?

Whoa, my man.

? shalom chaverim,
shalom chaverim ?

Lulu: Who is this man,
this hasidic jew of mine?

I love ollie, but this is
not the ollie I signed up for.

? shalom, shalom ?

Rabbi: Oh, ollie,
my man.

Lulu: Everyone loves
to remind me

I'm so lucky he's
doing all this for me,

But this doesn't feel
like it's about me.

? l'hitra'ot

? shalom, shaaaaaaaaalom ?

Rabbi: Ollie, my boy.

? oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah

? oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ?

Lulu: Ever since I
found my nana's ring,

I live in terror of
being proposed to.

Morning.

Lulu: Anytime he
ties his shoelace--

Hey.

--I nearly shit my pants.

While that ring is in
ollie's possession,

I will not know peace.

Which is why I've decided
the only mature thing to do--

--Is hide it.

? ?

? ?

Sina: Lulu, what the fuck?

What are these?

- Lulu: Golems.
- What?

You know, like mythical
creatures made of clay.

No.

G-o-l-e-m,
not like [groaning].

- Oh, is it a jew thing?
- Yes.

Are they for something?

Don't know, I've been
driven to make them

By a possibly demonic force.

Sina: This is a lot of work.

How long has this
clay been sitting here?

You should really
fire those.

Please, clay can last
for thousands of years.

Lulu, dust kills.

? ?

? ?

- Hey, big night?
- Just took a crazy long piss.

Oh yeah?

How was?

Frothier than I would
have liked, lulu.

Frothier than I would
have liked.

[chanting in hebrew]

- Your mother's a wreck.
- Bec's doing terrible.

Yeah, keren barely
leaves her room.

Oh, I don't know
what to do.

I'm certainly not
equipped for this.

- I'm scared.
- I'm scared too.

- You're both being pussies.
- Sorry?

[chanting in hebrew]

Send an apology note
with her favourite chocolates.

[indiscernible]

And make keren build a bridge
for the sake of her grandchild.

You know you can
assert yourself.

I can?

- Be a man.
- Not allowed.

Good shabbos, everyone.

It's lovely to
see you all here.

Some friendly faces and
some new ones as well.

A robot claw for gripping,
nail clippers, and--

--Tweezers.

And those are the ten tools
that I would choose

Instead of fingers.

Why would you choose
nail clippers

If you're replacing
all your fingers?

Leo: Toes, ollie.

Thought we said no judgement.

What's up?

You seem further inside
your head than usual.

I just got a lot
on my mind.

I'm getting circumcised
on Monday.

Oh my god.

I didn't even realize
you were, um--

--An uncut gem.

How are you feeling about it?

Weirdly chill.

I don't think
I could do it.

I mean, obviously
I did do it,

But I was a baby,
you know?

Yeah.

Leo: Is there like a
whole recovery process?

Ollie: A couple weeks.

Leo: You must
really like my sister.

Ollie: I do.

But also, this might
sound weird, but--

--I've always kind
of felt, you know--

It's like mentally,
I already am,

But I just need
my body to match.

Do you know what I mean?

No, not at all.

But good on you.

[fly buzzing]

Siggy: Keren, I, uh,
I got you a--

Keren: Don't move.

There's a fucking
drone hoho in the house,

Black, on the loose.

Shut the fucking door.

[whispering] shut
the fucking door.

Keren, why don't you just
put the assault gun down.

Don't move an inch.

It's been buzzing around
all over the place

Swooping like
a bloody kamikaze.

Why don't you just
let me open some doors?

No, if it flies,
it dies.

When I woke up,

It was staring at me
like a bloody serial killer.

[fly buzzing]

Shh!

This is a really bad thing.

Do you think perhaps
you're fixating on this fly

Because you're upset
about something else?

Jesus, woman!

All right, all right,
all right.

You shut that door.

Who's a pussy now?

Still very much you.

- [swatter slaps]
- keren: Die, beast.

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[birds chirping]

Hey.

[baby cooing]

What the hell?

What is he doing here?

- You wanna hold him?
- No!

Hey, guys, um.

I really need to
tell you something.

Mum's having
a full-scale meltdown

'cause ollie's mum's
been at our house

Secretly helping out
with noah,

And she found out.

So.

Now you know.

- My mum?
- Leo: Is it weird?

It's weird--please
don't be mad.

We've been really struggling
with the whole new parent thing.

Is this a joke?

- No, is it?
- Lu.

No, ollie, I told you,
your mum doesn't understand

That she's not the grandma.

And now, I'm hearing
they've mrs. Doubtfired her

Into the baby's life.

Leo: You don't know how
mum and dad have been, okay.

We've been at
our wit's end.

And it's really hard for bec
'cause her mum isn't here.

Leo, I gave you this
baby because it was,

A, too late to
put it in the bin,

And b, the only way to stop
mum and dad imploding

Over you not being
able to have kids.

It was meant to
help our family.

So, if you couldn't
handle this,

Maybe you should
have said something

So that I could have
given him to someone else.

I gotta put that
down to hormones,

But you're a real
shit for that one.

Ollie, best of luck
for the snipper-oo.

And I'll be waiting for
your sorry text, bee-otch.

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Leo: Forgot the baby.

? ?

So, Monday, is it,
the snipper-oo?

Yep.

Good for you.

Good for you.

I mean, unless
we were to move it later.

You're welcome to
join or not join,

But I'm getting
circumcised on Monday.

Well, I don't think we
have to use that word,

Do we?

That's what I'm doing.

Yes, you are.

Or are you?

I mean, should you be?

I want to be there
for you, I do.

But have we really
thought this through?

Like, are you actually
ready to do that?

I mean, we don't just have to
do it because rabbi wolf says.

We don't actually
have to do it at all.

We sort of do.

Like, it's a binding
principle of the religion.

Right, and I fully get that.

But, just spit-balling here,

What if we were to go
on holiday instead

And not do it?

This whole thing has been so
much about me and my family,

But what about your people?

Excuse me, mr. Scotland,
we could visit the great

Scottish moors and see the
inventors of scotch tape.

- We could pool our savings--
- do you have any savings?

Not a dime, not a dime.

Me either.

I don't think we should
go to scotland.

I think we should proceed
with the plan as is.

Very well.

Good chat.

? ?

Going to number two
intercourse lane,

East vagina,
zip code 80085.

It's a visual joke--it
spells out "boobs."

? ?

Hey, what's wrong?

You normally love my sparky
irreverent sense of humour.

I know, but--

--I'm seeing someone
special.

Gladys.

I'm in love.

In love with her body.

No, lulu, it's more than that.

She's witty, she has
a beautiful smile.

We're good together.

The two of us like to watch
survivour holding hands.

Okay, if you love
gladys so much,

Why don't you marry her?

Well, I'm hoping to,
and I've told her that.

Okay, you're
love-bombing her.

You're doing too much.

Oh my god, it's all
moving way too fast.

I'm 86.

Enjoy this phase, hershy,
because there ain't nothin' fun

Waiting for you
on the other side.

Sweetheart, you're clearly
going through something.

But right now, I just
want to see my girl.

Why is everyone being
so sassy these days?

Your mother's been on one
since this whole baby drama,

And it has a
trickle-down effect.

Will you go talk
to her, please?

? ?

? ?

Hey, chicken.

Ooh--oh my god, I've never
felt more connected to you.

You're depressed.

- No, lulu, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

You look awful,
do you smell?

Fuck off, lulu,
I'm absolutely fine.

Could a depressed
person do this?

Yep, that is one of
the main things

A depressed person could do.

They look great, though.

I love these
magnificent patterns.

Mum, are you gonna
sort things out with leo?

Your friend's very
worried about you.

Ah yes, everybody's so
unimpressed with my attitude.

Well, what do you need?

You wanna go see
the acupuncturist

With the baby teeth
and the big gums?

Keren: No!

I think I just
need some time.

So, what's with you,
miss mu?

I found that ring
you guys gave ollie.

It's fucking heinous.

Everything is ugly to you.

A diamond ring, a baby.

What's nice, do you think?

Famine, pestilence?

Not whatever my
sad existence has become.

I want an alt lifestyle.

That's why I chose ollie.

Now, he's morphed into
exactly the thing

I was trying to avoid
in the first place.

But it's exciting, though.

You're getting closer to
those big life things,

The next chapter.

No, I don't--I don't
want that.

Then what's the plan,
sweetie?

What's this big life
you're hoping for, hey?

I don't know.

If I'd wanted to end up a wife
and mother with a normal life,

I would have kept that baby.

Oh, shame.

Now you're depressed too.

? ?

? ?

[birds chirping]

- What the hell?
- Bake me, mama, bake me.

Bake me, mama, bake me.

Mother, please bake us.

Bake us now.

Let us live, live!

- Bake us.
- Bake me.

Shut up, shut up,
you weird fucking golems.

Mama, why have you forsaken us?

Please bake us.

[panting] ollie?

Lulu: So, what I'll do is
I'll glaze and fire them today.

And then tomorrow,
raymond,

You'll help me launch
an online site, right?

Raymond: Oh, on my
one day off?

Cool, cool,
that's actually sick.

I'll launch the site.

Some publication will probably
post a think piece about

How my golems embrace
the intersectionality

Of, like, jewish and
queer identities.

- You're straight.
- But I watch gay porn.

And then poof, I'll be a
thriving small business owner

With a promising
future in the art sector,

Who may or may not use
their new income stream

To buy a flock of llamas.

Seems like you're doing amazing,

Serving for manic pixie
dream girl

Without the pixie
or the dream.

Sina: I know I said you
should do something with these,

But I'm still in the mouth
sweats phase of my hangover.

I actually feel seasick.

Booze is coming
out of her pores,

I can smell it.

Can we please just
do this another day?

But baby girl,
I want to do it now,

Baby girl.

Give me the keys,
give me the damn keys.

Are you 100 percent
sure that they are dry?

Like even on the inside, there
is no chance of any moisture?

100 percent.

And you are in the
right headspace?

I'm in an amazing
headspace, sweetie.

- Should I try acid?
- Yes, finally.

- Bye.
- Bye.

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? ran out of gas

? we walked to the station

? I picked my shirt
out of my shoes

? en route to the station ?

? ?

? hippie man, fall over me

? [indiscernible lyrics] ?

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[gasps]

[whimpers]

[lulu screaming]

[lulu screaming]

[lulu panting]

[baby cooing]

Ollie: Oh my god,
lu, you did it.

[baby cooing]

? ?

? ?

Sorry, that wasn't the plan.

Leo: But she specifically
said she didn't want him.

? each trying not to fall off

? making each other laugh

? you're so funny when
you're falling asleep

? thinking you make
sense when you don't ?

[lulu crying]

? then we're sitting
up front in the van

? nobody sees us hold hands

? no one else understands

? 'cause nobody gets me
the way you do

? nobody gets me like you

? empty hours float on by

? feel so happy
when it's you and I

? does anyone else
know you like me? ?

- [phone ringing]
- ollie: Morning, lu.

So, I still don't
know where you are,

But I have to go to
the appointment now.

So, I'm doing that.

Hopefully see you there.

This is ollie, by the way.

[phone ringing]

- Ollie: Hello.
- Leo: Good luck for today.

I'm proud of you,
if that isn't weird to say.

Thanks.

- Have you heard from lulu?
- What do you mean?

Is she not with you?

Ollie: She never came home
from the pottery studio

And she's not
answering her phone.

Oh, I gotta go.

- You all good?
- Yeah, all good.

? ?

Lu?

? ?

Lulu?

Hello?

[gasps] lulu!

God, lu, lulu, lulu, lu.

Are you okay, lu?

Lulu?

What's up, bitch?

I thought you'd had a stroke.

Fuck!

Well, that took
years off my life.

What happened?

- Say something.
- I can't.

I can't.

You're the last person
I can talk to.

You can.

Okay.

Remember when noah was born?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, and they placed him on me?

Yeah.

So, I'm pretty sure that he had
some kind of drug in him

Because as soon
as he touched me,

I became, like,
addicted to him.

And I know
he's yours, but--

--I'm scared that
I want him back.

So.

? ?

Leo, why are you smiling?

You called him noah.

That's the first time
you've said his name.

Lulu, you're scared
because you met your baby

And you loved him?

I'm so relieved.

You're not listening to me.

Yeah, we thought
you were a sociopath.

People are allowed
to not like kids.

Yeah, that's true,
but you love noah.

Listen, we'll work
through this.

Hey, you're gonna be
a huge part of his life.

But right now,

Your boyfriend is getting
his dick skin chopped off,

You selfish freak.

Oh my god!

? ?

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Can you--

You lock up, thank you.

? ?

So, should we wait
a little longer?

She's a no-show.

You still want to go
through with this?

You don't have to.

Yeah, I wanna do it,
whether or not she's here.

Good man.

All right, brother,
you can lie down.

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Lulu: Fuck.

? ?

? ?

All right, mate,
I'll get you to sit up.

Rabbi: This is a new one
for me.

Wait, I thought
you'd done this before.

Oh, yeah, we've done
it heaps times before,

But that is unique.

Ollie: Oh, god.

Is my dick weird?

It's weird, oh my god,
kill me.

Hey, hey, hey.

- My dick is weird.
- It's not weird.

Just come back, ollie.

- I'm unbris-able.
- Well, you're not far off.

How do I put this, ollie?

You're good to go.

You're already
circumcised, mate.

- No.
- Yeah.

No.

- How?
- Well, you tell me, I guess.

Ollie, show me where
you think the foreskin is.

Well, it's just before
the base of the penis.

Both: That's not.

No, it's just the skin that
covers the tip of the penis,

Which you do not have.

That really explains why
I already felt circumcised.

Lulu: Ollie.

Ollie.

Ollie March.

Ollie.

Oh, thank god.

It's you.

I went to so many rooms.

Ollie, I don't think
you should do this.

I don't think we should do
any of this, really.

I don't want to get married at
gunpoint or convert like this.

I wanna go back to how things
were when we were just happy

And things were easy
and we were in love.

Don't you want that
too, ollie?

Why are you
telling me this now?

I don't want to stop
moving forward

Because you don't
know what you want.

I know what I want.

And right now,
I want to be alone.

? ?

You guys can stay.

? she don't need your company ?

Both: Surprise!

? all she needs is the city ?

[door slams]

? wrapped in the arms ?

Lulu: Well, I guess
I don't have to worry

About him proposing now.

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