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[lulu moaning]
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Midwife: Come on, just one more
push.
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I can't!
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I literally can't!
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This is a joke!
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This is way worse than people
say.
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- Midwife: Yes, you can, push.
- [lulu moaning]
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- Push, lulu.
- Mum, shut up!
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Midwife: Come on, you need to
push now.
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Lulu, you need to!
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Stop repeating her!
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You're making me not wanna push.
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I'll push when she says, not
you!
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Leo emanuel: Mum, shut up!
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Lulu, do push, though.
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[lulu screaming]
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[all screaming]
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- [lulu panting]
- [baby cooing, crying]
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? ?
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- [lulu screaming]
- [ollie screaming]
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- Why are you screaming?
- Because you are.
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- You ready for today?
- No, god, no.
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- Are you?
- Not at all, not at all.
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- [lulu sighs]
- ? ?
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Have you ever been to a
circumcision party before?
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It's called a bris, mum.
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Sorry, a brismum?
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- No, bris, mum.
- That's what I said.
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No, he's saying it's called a
bris,
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And he's referring to you as his
mum.
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Oh, ollie, you twit.
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Ah, bridget.
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You came all this way.
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Well, thank you for inviting me.
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I hope I wore the right thing.
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My jewish friend, yaa el, said
to go smart-casual.
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Oh, I wonder if you know her.
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Mum, not all jewish people know
each other.
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Keren emanuel: Yeah, el rand
from wellington?
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No, I do know her.
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Her husband's a highly regarded
podiatrist?
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Oh, my gosh, yes!
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He shaved 1,000 corns off my
feet.
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It's not gross.
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I can wear open-toed sandals in
six months.
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Divine.
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Ah, the mohel's here.
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Come, everybody, let's go
immediately.
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? ?
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Shalom.
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Thank you for coming.
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Let's get snipping!
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? ?
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? ?
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Lulu emanuel: If nothing else,
this whole thing has been
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An interesting
thought experiment.
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Having a baby and then giving it
away is,
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Like, the world's most accurate
what-will-our-baby-look-like
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App.
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[leo speaking in hebrew]
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Lulu: But to be honest, I'm not
obsessed.
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He looks a lot like a naked
mole-rat,
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And he's a massive attention
whore.
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[mohel speaking in hebrew]
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- [baby crying]
- amen.
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All: Mazel tov!
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- [hershey laughs]
- [baby crying]
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Lulu: Like, "exsqueeze me, sir.
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Lower your voice.
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You're humiliating yourself."
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? ?
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? oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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? oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[alarm beating]
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Lulu: I feel like a damn
barista--ba-reasta.
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The baby cries, and all my boobs
hear is,
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"one flat white, hold the
coffee."
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[alarm beating]
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Lulu: I guess I'm a bit salty he
decided to make his debut when
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He did, meaning his breasts fell
right on--
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? happy birthday to you
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? happy birthday to you
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? happy birthday, dear lulu
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? happy birthday to you ?
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[all applauding]
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Mum, are you serious?
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[baby crying]
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Lulu: He can't have one single
moment that isn't about him.
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[chattering]
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? ?
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Ooh, thank you, hershey.
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Get your own piece.
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? ?
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[baby crying]
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Bridget: Here.
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Here, darling, let me.
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No, no, no, I--oh, oh, yeah.
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Be--be careful.
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Bridget: Oh, yeah.
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[baby cooing]
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Bridget: The magic hold.
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Bec, let me show you.
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Here, come behind me, and we'll
just transfer him over.
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That's it, that's it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, an absolute natural.
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So, er, when are you off again,
bridget?
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I'm at my ex-girlfriend's,
sally.
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So, I can sort of stay as long
as I want.
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Ah, how spontaneous.
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Girlfriend?
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? ?
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Lulu: 30 fucking years old and
not a damn thing to show for it.
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No job, no prospects, only my
last few dollars of bar mitzvah
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Money to my name.
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And I have him, I guess, my
little convert,
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Schmoozing up a storm.
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? ?
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I was thinking in her dreams,
you need--
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How long is she here till?
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Sunday, I think.
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This baby situation, it's
complicated.
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And that complication's by no
means over now that the baby's
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Outside of you.
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Yuck!
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Ollie's mum being here worries
us.
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He's not her grandchild.
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Eh, technically, yes, but it's
not.
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You see what I'm saying?
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Trust me, she gets it.
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There is no way she gets it.
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- ? ?
- see, check it out.
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- White picket fence.
- Ah, yes, I see.
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Pretty slick, pretty slick.
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Keren: Okay, now, be careful.
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These--places like these are
full of nails.
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I know.
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Keren: I kinda love the rustic
chic, though.
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[all cheering]
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[party crackers pop]
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Keren: Oh, you guys, I love
that.
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Just don't get it on me.
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- Sina: Hi.
- Darling.
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[keren laughs]
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- [party crackers pop]
- [raymond and keren laugh]
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What did I say?
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I'm keren.
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Uh, I'm--I'm sorry.
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That's all right.
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What's your actual name?
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Oh, my real--uh, raymond.
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Ah, nice to meet you, raymond.
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- I'm an actor.
- Keren: Oh, no.
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Well, it's very dark, so your
seasonal depression's
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Coming back.
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No doubt about that.
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Do you think we've dived into
this too soon?
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I mean, this is just bananas.
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Lulu: No, mum.
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I'd say, at 30 years old, I'm
pretty ready to start fletting.
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Keren: You need to take things
slow.
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You just gave birth.
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And suddenly, you're in this
filthy student flat.
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It's an absolute mind fuck.
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You know, it really isn't.
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Now, lulu, be honest with me.
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Are you sad about noah?
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No, god, no he
looks so fucked up.
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It's like, given acne, he needs
to air out a little bit.
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The other day, I looked into his
eyes.
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No one home.
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It was like the eyes of a serial
killer, like, dead eyes.
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And, I mean, it honestly looked
like he didn't even know that
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He'd been born.
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Because he doesn't, lulu.
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He's fresh in the world.
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This is on you.
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Mum, you said I could be honest.
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No, don't ever tell anyone you
feel like that.
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You like him, right, ollie,
little noah?
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Ollie: Yeah, I think he's pretty
cute.
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Yes, he is, isn't he?
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Yeah, he's incredibly small and
serene.
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Hmm.
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Now.
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? ?
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[keren coughs]
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Jesus christ!
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- ? ?
- keren: I love the place.
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See you tomorrow.
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Just playing.
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Bye, guys.
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Bye.
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Hey, does anybody want some
antibiotics?
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I'm halfway through a course,
but I'm feeling much better.
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Lulu, you can't ever do--
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Oh.
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Oh, very funny.
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You can't ever do that.
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I know.
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Bye.
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- Love you.
- Lulu: Love you.
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Ollie: Bye.
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[lulu sighs]] she's gone.
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? ?
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Mother's gone.
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What do we do now?
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Sina: Uh, literally, whatever
you want.
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Oh, my god.
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Holy shit!
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I'm deferring my retainer!
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[lulu screams]
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? ?
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Raymond: No mums, no rules!
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No mums, no rules!
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No mums, no rules!
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No mums, no rules!
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No mums, no rules!
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No mums, no rules!
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- From me.
- Lulu: Ollie.
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[raymond and sina laughing]
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Raymond: Oh, my god!
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Whoa!
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Yay!
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- Sina: Yes.
- Lulu: Whoo!
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[lulu and raymond laughing]
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Go lulu!
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- Raymond: Go lulu.
- Sina: Go raymond!
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Go raymond!
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Raymond: Go lulu.
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Yay!
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Rabbi rob: And now, for this
week's myth busters,
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Who can tell me what is the
least kosher animal?
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Ollie.
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Pigs.
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Incorrect, I am afraid.
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Pigs are no more unkosher than
any of the other things that we
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Can't eat.
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Woman: Is it true you can't be
buried in a jewish cemetery if
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You've got a tattoo?
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What the hell.
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Rabbi rob: Rachel.
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Rachel: Thank you for the
question.
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Again, it's no less than
breaking any other law and does
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Not prohibit you from being
buried among jews.
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Very good.
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Stop doing that, man.
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Rob: What's going on over there.
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Zackie's doing the finger at me.
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No, I was doing this.
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Rob: Here's a good one.
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Is lying forbidden?
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Ollie.
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Ollie: That's one of the 10
commandments.
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Don't be a false witness.
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Rob: Yeah, according to the
torah, yes.
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Although rabbinic law does state
some exceptions.
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Shashi.
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You're supposed to tell a bride
that she looks pretty,
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Even if she looks really ugly,
on her wedding day.
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Rabbi rob: It was a good guess,
ollie.
262
00:10:38,045 --> 00:10:39,812
No, I can't accept this, rabbi.
263
00:10:39,809 --> 00:10:41,742
This lolly would turn to ashes
in my mouth.
264
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,139
- Zackie: I'll take it.
- Hell, no.
265
00:10:43,203 --> 00:10:44,469
? ?
266
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,702
Rabbi rob: Make sure you have
your bags and everything.
267
00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:47,996
And your parents are already
waiting.
268
00:10:47,996 --> 00:10:49,829
[chattering]
269
00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:53,726
? ?
270
00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:59,186
? ?
271
00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:02,140
Everything all right there,
ollie?
272
00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:07,134
Ollie: Has it started, the
conversion?
273
00:11:07,196 --> 00:11:09,897
Like, am I in it right now?
274
00:11:09,892 --> 00:11:12,759
Rabbi rob: Oh, yeah, it started
last year when you walked
275
00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:13,652
Through my door.
276
00:11:13,651 --> 00:11:15,451
Okay, I wasn't sure.
277
00:11:15,514 --> 00:11:20,117
You see, my approach is much the
same as cooking a brisket,
278
00:11:20,173 --> 00:11:22,307
Low and slow.
279
00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,337
- I'm the meat?
- You're the meat.
280
00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:28,031
See, if you go too fast, then
it's not good.
281
00:11:28,027 --> 00:11:32,329
It's dry and flavourless,
so, don't worry.
282
00:11:32,386 --> 00:11:35,120
We'll make a well-cooked meal
out of you yet.
283
00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:36,147
? ?
284
00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:38,413
[birds chirping]
285
00:11:41,238 --> 00:11:42,938
Milk delivery!
286
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:47,764
Milk from my titties, farm to
table!
287
00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:50,655
Leo: Shh!
288
00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:52,687
Shh!
289
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,480
Ooh, vibes are crazy in here.
290
00:11:56,545 --> 00:11:58,478
Please be quiet.
291
00:11:58,475 --> 00:12:00,341
Lulu: What's going on?
292
00:12:00,405 --> 00:12:01,938
Why is he over there?
293
00:12:01,935 --> 00:12:03,668
Bec: He only falls asleep by the
fridge.
294
00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:05,066
And we are scared that if we
open it,
295
00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:06,797
We will wake him.
296
00:12:07,992 --> 00:12:10,025
Lulu: Well, what if you need
something?
297
00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:11,054
We do, we're starving.
298
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,920
We're probably gonna drink that
milk you brought.
299
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:15,818
- Final delivery, I'm afraid.
- Thank you so much.
300
00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:18,613
Lulu: Did you guys know this
stuff goes top dollar on the
301
00:12:18,673 --> 00:12:19,639
Gymbaroo market?
302
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,272
They use it in these smoothies,
apparently.
303
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,967
You guys okay?
304
00:12:24,031 --> 00:12:26,098
- You seem weird.
- What?
305
00:12:26,161 --> 00:12:27,961
No, no
306
00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:29,691
[bec chuckles]
307
00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:32,823
We are--we are great.
308
00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:35,550
This is exactly what we wanted.
309
00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:36,911
Right?
310
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,474
- Yup.
- Yes, we--
311
00:12:39,472 --> 00:12:41,939
Yeah, this is bliss.
312
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,967
- We're rock solid.
- Okay.
313
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,463
Hey, what are you doing later?
314
00:12:45,461 --> 00:12:46,993
Ollie's got a gig, but we're
having a house party.
315
00:12:46,992 --> 00:12:48,057
You guys should come.
316
00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:50,457
We're gonna hit the club after.
317
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,453
Do you wanna go to the club?
318
00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:53,382
I would love to.
319
00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:55,415
Quick question, what will we do
with the baby?
320
00:12:55,477 --> 00:12:56,576
Mm, okay.
321
00:12:56,641 --> 00:12:57,641
Well, we can't go to the club.
322
00:12:57,706 --> 00:12:59,473
He's too young, and he won't get
past the bouncers.
323
00:12:59,536 --> 00:13:01,170
That's valid.
324
00:13:01,234 --> 00:13:03,402
Bec: You shouldn't go to the
club either, lulu.
325
00:13:03,464 --> 00:13:05,364
The nurse said slow recovery.
326
00:13:05,427 --> 00:13:07,060
If you stop feeding suddenly,
your breasts will get hard--
327
00:13:07,124 --> 00:13:08,824
Hard as rocks, I know.
328
00:13:08,887 --> 00:13:10,020
[baby cries]
329
00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:11,052
Shit, um--
330
00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:13,118
[baby crying]
331
00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,609
Shit, um, I'm--I'm gonna go.
332
00:13:17,606 --> 00:13:18,672
I'm gonna go.
333
00:13:18,737 --> 00:13:20,303
Enjoy, guys.
334
00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:21,768
Bec: Slowly, not cold turkey.
335
00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:22,698
You're a cold turkey.
336
00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:25,031
Bye, I'm fine.
337
00:13:25,093 --> 00:13:26,193
Nice to see you, guys.
338
00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:28,158
? ?
339
00:13:28,654 --> 00:13:30,520
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
340
00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:33,149
Hey, hey, oh!
341
00:13:34,644 --> 00:13:37,311
? ?
342
00:13:39,635 --> 00:13:40,768
- Lulu: Yes.
- Sina: Okay, ray ray.
343
00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:42,965
- Ollie: Okay, ray.
- Sina: Okay, ray ray.
344
00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:45,628
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
345
00:13:46,657 --> 00:13:48,991
? ?
346
00:13:50,284 --> 00:13:53,418
Oh, my god, immediately wasted.
347
00:13:53,412 --> 00:13:54,477
After one shot?
348
00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:58,011
Sina: Well, um, lu hasn't drunk
in a while.
349
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:02,473
Um, yeah, 'cause I have a
massive drinking problem.
350
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:03,329
That was a--that was a joke.
351
00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:04,860
George: That's not really funny.
352
00:14:04,859 --> 00:14:08,260
My family's had a long, hard
battle with alcoholism.
353
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,586
I'm so sorry.
354
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:12,284
? ?
355
00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:13,178
Love this vibe!
356
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,010
Oh, my god.
357
00:14:15,074 --> 00:14:16,574
- Woo-hoo!
- Sina: Yes, thank you.
358
00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:19,973
Okay, so tell me--
359
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,465
[party horn blaring]
360
00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:24,131
? ?
361
00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:27,860
? ?
362
00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:37,605
[lulu moans]
363
00:14:38,401 --> 00:14:39,968
[breastmilk dripping]
364
00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:42,096
? ?
365
00:14:43,326 --> 00:14:46,361
[lulu sighs],
like money down the drain.
366
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,716
? ?
367
00:14:52,077 --> 00:14:54,044
? bitch is so bright, they can't see with no eyes
368
00:14:54,108 --> 00:14:55,441
? I took one look at my sky, no line
369
00:14:55,506 --> 00:14:57,639
? but it's just the kind of bonus where they got them ties
370
00:14:57,701 --> 00:14:59,435
? locks so long, they found their white eyes ?
371
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,632
[chattering]
372
00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:02,894
[lulu chuckles]
373
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,694
I just literally breast-milked
in the toilet like a slutty cow.
374
00:15:09,182 --> 00:15:11,950
I, uh, I gave birth, like, a
week ago.
375
00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:14,642
George: Wait, you had a baby?
376
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:16,803
What?
377
00:15:16,869 --> 00:15:18,068
Where is it?
378
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,133
I don't fuckin' know.
379
00:15:20,029 --> 00:15:22,430
George: You should probably know
where your baby is.
380
00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:24,726
Oh, my god, yeah, maybe you
should know where my baby is.
381
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,256
[lulu laughing]
382
00:15:26,319 --> 00:15:27,618
Sina: Hey, hey, you okay?
383
00:15:27,684 --> 00:15:29,251
- What?
- You okay?
384
00:15:29,314 --> 00:15:30,180
Yes.
385
00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:31,546
Oh, my god, I'm so good.
386
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:34,578
? I hope you know they envy you
387
00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:36,706
? I gotta tell you 'bout all this sauce
388
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:38,301
? tripped so hard, I could see the bitches fold
389
00:15:38,365 --> 00:15:41,768
? ?
390
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,158
? ?
391
00:15:44,755 --> 00:15:45,787
? and he go telling, so I'm
always cryptic
392
00:15:45,852 --> 00:15:47,452
? I'm so sick, my stomach hurts
393
00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:49,117
- [crowd cheering]
- ? ?
394
00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:52,910
[birds chirping]
395
00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:59,775
[lulu snoring]
396
00:16:05,851 --> 00:16:08,453
Oh, hard as rocks.
397
00:16:09,645 --> 00:16:11,746
Hard as rocks!
398
00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,972
Sina: Okay, these on.
These on.
399
00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:16,900
Quick.
400
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,733
What is this?
401
00:16:18,796 --> 00:16:20,296
- Sina: What do I do?
- I don't know.
402
00:16:20,361 --> 00:16:22,461
Your scary sister dropped them
off.
403
00:16:23,289 --> 00:16:26,157
And she kept saying direct
nipple contact.
404
00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:27,583
[lulu screams]
405
00:16:27,647 --> 00:16:29,548
Sina: Yes, that's it.
406
00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:30,577
[lulu panting]
407
00:16:30,642 --> 00:16:32,109
Okay.
408
00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:33,740
Oh, my god.
409
00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:35,805
Was I bad last night?
410
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:37,000
Am I bad?
411
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:41,100
Sina: I mean, you--you cried on
the street when the kebab shop
412
00:16:41,157 --> 00:16:42,324
Was closed.
413
00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:43,422
And then I'm actually sure you
thought you were blowing smoke
414
00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:44,353
Shaped like old ships.
415
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:45,619
- Like gandalf.
- Yeah, we got it.
416
00:16:45,684 --> 00:16:47,650
Then you thought you could
kick-flip--
417
00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:49,581
- I can.
- Sina:--Without a skateboard.
418
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,777
And you fell, like, really,
really hard.
419
00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:57,945
Okay, she is sporty and
athletic.
420
00:16:57,996 --> 00:16:59,896
Anyway, I'm gonna go in the
living.
421
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:01,826
Love you.
422
00:17:02,954 --> 00:17:04,821
Lulu: [sigh], fuck, I need to
work on my r๏ฟฝsum๏ฟฝ.
423
00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:09,479
I wonder if parseltongue counts
as a language.
424
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,308
[crickets chirping]
425
00:17:13,936 --> 00:17:17,004
[siggy chanting in hebrew]
426
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:22,090
All: Amen.
427
00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:27,288
[crickets chirping]
428
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:46,589
Siggy emanuel: So, ollie, how's
road-trekking with rabbi rob?
429
00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:49,414
Ollie: Rabbi says I'm like
brisket.
430
00:17:49,474 --> 00:17:52,075
Siggy: What do you think he
means by that?
431
00:17:52,136 --> 00:17:53,370
Difficult to say.
432
00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:54,634
Keren: Such a shame you started
before rabbi wolf got back.
433
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,067
Did you meet him at the bris?
434
00:17:58,126 --> 00:17:59,727
I think he gave me his flyer.
435
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,751
Yeah, the rockstar rabbi.
436
00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:07,712
Ollie, you would have liked him.
437
00:18:07,777 --> 00:18:09,377
- Where's he been?
- Brisbane.
438
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,908
Man: Yes, he converted arnie
dixon,
439
00:18:11,969 --> 00:18:13,936
Yeah, who--who later died of
botulism.
440
00:18:13,999 --> 00:18:16,667
Yeah, bet--betcha, gherkins.
441
00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:17,593
You know what they say,
442
00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:18,492
"live by the pickle--"
443
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,625
"die by the pickle."
444
00:18:22,052 --> 00:18:23,185
Can I be excused?
445
00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:25,782
Siggy: You don't need to ask,
dad.
446
00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:27,246
You know where your room is.
447
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:31,079
Hershey: Well, I wasn't sure,
seeing I've been forced into
448
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:32,369
Captivity for months now.
449
00:18:33,201 --> 00:18:36,802
And the only way out seems to be
death.
450
00:18:36,861 --> 00:18:37,926
Keren: Hershey, I swear to
god--
451
00:18:37,926 --> 00:18:38,958
Hershey: Where's the lie, keren?
452
00:18:38,957 --> 00:18:40,523
Where is the lie?
453
00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:41,987
Keren: Darling, your ubers to
the retirement home were costing
454
00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:43,952
Us 2k.
455
00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:45,915
Hershey: Because you stopped me
driving!
456
00:18:45,978 --> 00:18:47,711
They are torturing me!
457
00:18:47,775 --> 00:18:50,643
It is elder abuse!
458
00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:51,802
Hershala, hershey.
459
00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:53,668
$2,000.
460
00:18:54,296 --> 00:18:55,530
[baby crying]
461
00:18:56,062 --> 00:18:57,894
Keren: His booty calls are gonna
force us out of retirement.
462
00:18:57,957 --> 00:18:59,557
- [baby crying]
- ? ?
463
00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:04,554
? ?
464
00:19:06,509 --> 00:19:11,046
? ?
465
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:15,867
Do you think your mum finds this
whole conversion thing
466
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:17,160
Simply weird?
467
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,058
Although we've made sacrifices
for each other because,
468
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,886
Yes, you're changing your
religion for me,
469
00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:24,317
But I did become a disney adult
for you.
470
00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:28,711
We haven't really spoken about
it.
471
00:19:28,772 --> 00:19:29,770
It's not like your family.
472
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,403
You guys barely let each other
get a word in.
473
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,001
You told me your mum's gay.
474
00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:33,963
Your mum's gay!
475
00:19:34,029 --> 00:19:35,029
Oh, my god!
476
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:36,561
Ollie: Keep my mum's name out of
your damn mouth.
477
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,125
Lulu: Okay, jesus!
478
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,286
No, we don't really talk about
that stuff.
479
00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:41,952
But she must find the baby thing
odd.
480
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,515
I mean, that's her grandchild,
right?
481
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,613
That's how she sees it.
482
00:19:48,138 --> 00:19:50,372
Why am I coming to this?
483
00:19:50,368 --> 00:19:51,867
Ollie: He said both of us.
484
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:54,430
Lulu: And suddenly, it gets too
full.
485
00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:55,727
And it's like she vomits up the
baby hippo.
486
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:58,994
It comes out, and it walks away.
487
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,186
It was so, like--
488
00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:02,419
- ? ?
- [ollie knocking]
489
00:20:06,341 --> 00:20:07,440
Shalom.
490
00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:08,471
Come in.
491
00:20:08,536 --> 00:20:09,903
Hello.
492
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,933
- Rabbi wolf: Drinks?
- Whisky?
493
00:20:12,996 --> 00:20:14,796
Ollie: Uh, no, thank you.
494
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:18,094
- Yeah, okay.
- Wolf: Ah, excellent.
495
00:20:18,154 --> 00:20:20,154
So, what's happening?
496
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,817
- You're converted?
- Mm hmm.
497
00:20:23,844 --> 00:20:27,279
Wolf: All right, so, you speak
some hebes?
498
00:20:27,272 --> 00:20:28,471
- Hebes?
- Hebrew.
499
00:20:28,536 --> 00:20:29,869
Come on, buddy, keep up.
500
00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:31,800
- Oh, not yet.
- Wolf: All right.
501
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,564
Well, we'll start with that,
then history,
502
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,191
Then rabbinic law, then the
principles of faith.
503
00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:39,791
I'll only teach you exactly what
you're gonna get asked
504
00:20:39,849 --> 00:20:40,782
In the exam.
505
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:43,715
- There's an exam?
- Wolf: Oh, yeah, for him.
506
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,911
But both of you will undertake
the work that's involved here,
507
00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:46,805
Not just orally.
508
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,805
- Capiche?
- Capiche.
509
00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:54,499
Uh, sorry, I don't quite
capiche.
510
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:55,924
I'm jewish.
511
00:20:55,988 --> 00:21:00,024
Both of you will go through the
process together as a couple.
512
00:21:00,081 --> 00:21:02,382
Teamwork makes the ollie jewish,
right?
513
00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:04,946
[ollie and lulu chuckle]
514
00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:09,610
Wolf: So, if you start keeping
kosher now and come to me once a
515
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:15,537
Week, start going to synagogue
regularly--
516
00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:16,921
I've sent you a calendar invite.
517
00:21:16,921 --> 00:21:18,186
[notification tone beeps]
518
00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:20,585
Wolf: And taking into account
the fact that you've been
519
00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:22,514
Converting for a while anyway, I
suggest in two,
520
00:21:22,511 --> 00:21:25,445
Three months, we get you
circumcised so it's not hanging
521
00:21:25,505 --> 00:21:26,905
Over you.
522
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:30,470
And then I'd say we could get
you married in eight.
523
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,430
- Eight?
- Months.
524
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,561
Eight months.
525
00:21:35,621 --> 00:21:37,221
The conversion process ends with
a wedding.
526
00:21:37,219 --> 00:21:38,786
Ollie: We--we--we know.
527
00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:40,482
We--we knew--we knew that.
528
00:21:40,547 --> 00:21:42,280
Wolf: My man.
529
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:45,778
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim.
530
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,804
- [bus rumbling]
- ? ?
531
00:21:50,928 --> 00:21:52,695
- Did we just--
- get engaged.
532
00:21:53,258 --> 00:21:56,192
- Kind of, right?
- Yeah, no, we did.
533
00:21:56,719 --> 00:21:58,619
? ?
534
00:22:00,212 --> 00:22:06,117
? fact to find, oh, baby, while within this world today
535
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:13,671
? fact to final, oh, baby, if it's blue or if it's grey
536
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:20,871
? ?
537
00:22:21,914 --> 00:22:26,183
? ?
538
00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:30,783
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