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[DISTANT SIRENS, CAR HORNS HONK]
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[HANBEE'S 'BUTTERCUP']
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- ? Feel it, rain or shine.
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? Remember all the time.
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? Yeah, some days
we open our eyes,
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? and it's not always
sunny and bright.
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? Although we feel kinda down,
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? don't you worry.
It can happen someti-?
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[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
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- [SIGHS]
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Do you have-Ollie.
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Do you have some juice
or milk or something?
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I've been trying to drink...
that, but it tastes weird.
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- The water from the tap?
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- Yeah. It's like a different
recipe to my parents'.
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[SIGHS]
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Whoa!
[TRAFFIC PASSES]
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I just saw a bird
do something crazy!
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? Wah-wah-wah-waah,
wah-wah-waah.
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? Waaah, waaah. ?
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- Please don't.
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[PUPPET CLATTERS]
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- Agh!
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Ow! [WINCES]
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- Y-You OK?
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- [WINCES]
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I dunno.
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It might be broken.
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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What-What are you working on?
- Nothing.
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- New game.
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Ollie. Ollie.
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Ollie. New game -
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Blind or Celebrity?
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You have to guess. Am I wearing
these because I'm blind?
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Or am I famous?
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- If you wanna be out here,
I might work in my room.
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[SUNGLASSES CLATTER]
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- Anything?
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'You're on your own, bitch.'
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Christ, even I don't
wanna talk to me.
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- ? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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? yeah, yeah! ?
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Captions were made with
the support of NZ On Air.
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www.able.co.nz
Copyright Able 2022
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- So, the family's out of data.
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- No. How could that be?
- Somebody's using it.
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I'm in two minds to take her
off the plan entirely.
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We live off that data.
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I dunno what
we're supposed to do.
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She's ruining this family.
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- You are not going to
take her off the plan.
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- Why not?
- Because without
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a working phone, there's an
even smaller possibility that
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she might actually call us.
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Not that we would talk to her.
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- You haven't spoken
to her, have you?
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- No.
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Why? have you?
- Why would I?
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We said we wouldn't.
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- That's why I haven't.
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- She's a smart girl.
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She'll come to her senses,
end this nonsense, come home.
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- Yeah.
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[CURIOUS MUSIC]
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- [SIGHS]
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That is a doll stroller.
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- Yeah, I don't think he knew.
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- [SHUDDERS] Sorry.
It's just, this whole thing...
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[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
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- Quite rude.
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Are they still messaging you?
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- Yup. Very regularly
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but completely separately.
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I don't think either's aware
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the other one's doing it.
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Your dad just seems
really upset about data.
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- That makes sense.
We use the cafe's wireless.
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It's, like,
very in-and-out. Yeah.
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- So...
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are you enjoying being pregnant?
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- I dunno. I thought being
pregnant would be more, like,
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cosy, cottagecore,
cardigan vibes,
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but everyone I care
about's mad at me.
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- [SCOFFS]
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Not everyone.
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- Do you think now
might be a good time
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for me to beg you to reintegrate
me into the business?
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God knows I need the money.
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And-you're saying no.
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- Lu, you and I -
we are 100% good, OK?
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But...
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I still need to
look out for the biz.
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I need sturdy, you know?
Like, reliable.
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And right now, you're all like,
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[HIGH-PITCHED]
'"Oh, no, baby. Ehh. Waah!
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'"Yaah!"
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Are you mad at me?
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- Oh, are you kidding?
I could never be mad at you.
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That is the most
reasonable thing
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I've ever heard in my life.
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But you are kind of denying me
employment based on pregnancy.
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So unfortunately,
I will be pressing charges
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in a court of law.
- Cool.
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Well, I'll get my lawyer
to call your lawyer.
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- Thank you.
- All right.
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I love you, bitch.
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I really do.
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And, you...
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happy Chanukah, lil babyyy!
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- No.
- You like that?
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- No to that. I didn't like it,
and the baby didn't like it.
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It was very anti-Semitic -
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what you did and
the way that you said that.
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- Kick twice if you need help.
- [LAUGHS]
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- OK, I'm gonna go.
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[CURIOUS MUSIC]
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Destroy it immediately.
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- [SIGHS]
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[FRYING PAN SIZZLES]
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- Thank you, Arnold.
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Thank you.
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That is, um...
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That's very kind.
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Yeah.
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You too.
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Cheers.
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[SIGHS]
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- Well?
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- He's in.
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- Leo! [SQUEALS]
- [CHUCKLES]
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- This is huge!
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Poober is go, go, go!
- SIGHS: Oh!
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- [LAUGHS]
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All your hard work!
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Oh my God. Your parents
are gonna freak.
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- I have to quit my job.
- So quit.
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- Well, yeah, but I can hear my
mum's voice in my head, like,
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'Don't quit your day job.
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'There's literally
a whole saying telling people
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'not to do that!'
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And then my dad
will come in like,
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'These are your working years,
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'your 30s,
where you grind yourself,
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'set your family up for the
rest of your miserable life, '
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which now it's...
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- I know. What family are we
even setting ourselves up for?
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- Bec.
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- I understand the fear of
disappointing your parents.
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I am the barren daughter-in-law.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] No, I know
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your family has never
thought that much of me,
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and you all have your
weird sense of humour.
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And everyone thinks
I have a stick up my ass...
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- Bec-
- which I probably do.
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It's just...
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As soon as I said, 'Screw it, '
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and realised I was
never gonna be...
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- Uh, Bec?
- exactly
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what they were hoping for,
everything just...
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[SIGHS] got easier.
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- Bec.
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- Oh! No, no, no, no!
[PAN CLATTERS]
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- They're fine. They're fine.
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It's OK.
- [GROANS]
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- They're... a little charred.
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- [SIGHS]
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- Do you, um-Oh my God.
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There's, like, 600 of these.
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There's only
gonna be five of us.
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[CHUCKLES]
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OK, well, I'm gonna go get...
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[SIGHS]
What's the right number?
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20 litres of sour cream.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Is that...?
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Hey.
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I haven't given up.
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- Me neither.
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
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- They're really yum.
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- Mm.
- Yummo.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[THUD!]
- Ow!
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Why did you do this?!
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- I didn't think you'd be
sitting right behind the door!
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Why were you?
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- I was waiting for
you to come home.
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- Where did I get you?
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- Arm.
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- Not your tummy?
- No, but it got me.
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- I know. I know.
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- No, Ollie, please. Please.
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Talk to me.
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I wanna be with you.
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I love you.
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But this is crushing my soul.
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- I need to know why you did it.
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I thought it was
the Jewish thing,
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but maybe you just don't
think I'm good enough.
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- It's not that, Ollie.
- Then what?
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You put me in
a really shitty position.
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- Ollie, you never swear.
- Well, it was!
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Having to take a baby
away from some people
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who seemed like they
really wanted it.
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If I hadn't found out,
do you really think
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you could've
gone through with it?
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Imagine if
I'd got on with my life,
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not knowing that I had a kid,
and then I had another kid,
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and then one day they met
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doing a creative writing course
at Unitec and fell in love.
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- They would still
be way less related
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than some of my ancestors.
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I...
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[SIGHS]
I never saw myself having kids.
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So when I found out
I was pregnant,
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I felt totally stuck.
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I knew logically, I didn't
wanna go through with it,
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but part of me also
weirdly liked the idea of
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something that was half... us.
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It's not that I didn't
think you could be a dad.
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I just-[SIGHS]
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I just didn't wanna be a mum.
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And somehow, my brain decided
that the best solution
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was to give it
to someone who did.
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- Did you say,
'I love you' before?
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- I didn't know if
we were there yet.
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- There yet?
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I've been in love with you for,
like, 10 years.
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Don't cry.
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You'll dehydrate the worm.
- [CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES]
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- Stop.
- CHUCKLES: I can't.
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[GENTLE INDIE MUSIC]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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- So, you still won't share
your latke secret, hey, Bec?
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Even after I shared with
you the salad dressing.
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- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
- I'll remember that.
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- Hey, how'd it go with Arnold?
- It was good, actually.
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He, um-He put in enough to
get Poober across the line.
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- Oh my God!
- Yeah,
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which is...
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why I'm having second thoughts
about keeping my job.
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- What?
- It's not a big deal.
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Look, I'm just
thinking about quitting
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so that I can focus
on Poober more.
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- That's not second thoughts;
that's a mental breakdown.
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- He's having second thoughts.
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Everybody is having
second thoughts!
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I know - how about
having one thought
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and then sticking to it? Has
anybody ever heard of that?!
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- People don't actually work
one job for 45 years any more.
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Your world view is so outdated.
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- We're very hip,
liberal parents.
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- Yeah.
- You live your lives
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00:12:02,481 --> 00:12:04,915
in perpetual fear of
what other people think.
256
00:12:04,983 --> 00:12:07,517
- According to who?
Did somebody say something?
257
00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:09,430
- Don't even get me started
on the way you speak to Bec.
258
00:12:09,454 --> 00:12:11,433
She doesn't need to give you
her latke recipe, Mum!
259
00:12:11,457 --> 00:12:13,368
- You see, this is what happens.
260
00:12:13,392 --> 00:12:15,893
One duckling goes off the path,
and the rest will follow.
261
00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:17,005
- [CHUCKLES DRILY] Oh.
Are we talking about Lulu now?
262
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,473
- Oh!
- No, let's.
263
00:12:18,497 --> 00:12:21,598
Let's talk about Lulu!
- She's broken our hearts, Leo.
264
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She's broken our hearts.
[CUTLERY CLATTERS]
265
00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:26,937
- [GASPS] Hershela! Hershela!
- Oh my God.
266
00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:27,703
Uh, Bec, call the ambulance.
267
00:12:27,773 --> 00:12:28,639
Go, go, go!
- Dad. Dad?
268
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- Hershey!
269
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- Hershey.
270
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- That's the chocolate place
where I once threw up.
271
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And in here is the music store
272
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,718
where the guy always
asks if my hair is a wig.
273
00:12:42,254 --> 00:12:44,721
- I pissed myself
at the supermarket
274
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:47,291
because nobody was there to,
like, let me use the toilet.
275
00:12:47,359 --> 00:12:49,793
And I filled
my shoes with urine.
276
00:12:49,861 --> 00:12:52,296
- Just around there is where
I got my driver's license.
277
00:12:52,364 --> 00:12:53,730
- Really?
- Yeah.
278
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:55,653
- Did you pass first time?
- Hey.
279
00:12:56,868 --> 00:12:58,680
- Yeah. My
great-great-great-great-
280
00:12:58,704 --> 00:13:00,548
great-great-grandparents
are buried in there.
281
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,673
- Right by my chocolate shop?
282
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,621
- Wanna go say hi?
- Yeah, OK.
283
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:13,270
- I wish you could
share a grave,
284
00:13:14,653 --> 00:13:16,320
like a double one. You know?
285
00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:21,592
So sad that you truly
end up alone in a single bed.
286
00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:27,431
I used to come clean
these with my dad.
287
00:13:27,499 --> 00:13:30,000
You're supposed
to leave stones on them.
288
00:13:33,071 --> 00:13:36,440
Someone told me it helps
keep their soul in this world.
289
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,111
- You know so much about
your family history.
290
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,024
All I know is that some
Scottish dude came here
291
00:13:43,048 --> 00:13:47,484
and was like, 'Yep, all right.'
292
00:13:47,552 --> 00:13:48,852
And then he brought
his whole family
293
00:13:48,854 --> 00:13:52,723
and then left them for
some lady named Murrin,
294
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,059
which is a name that
sounds a lot like urine.
295
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:58,362
- Yeah, that would make it
a lot tougher on the family.
296
00:14:03,235 --> 00:14:05,195
Do you like
the idea of being a dad?
297
00:14:06,371 --> 00:14:08,372
Is that something
you've always wanted?
298
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,306
- It's been a lot for me
to wrap my head around.
299
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:10,674
Like, I woke up that day
300
00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:13,243
thinking I was
just gonna do my show
301
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,113
and then hopefully do the
Edinburgh Fringe Festival,
302
00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:17,414
where I can do
a whole month of shows
303
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:20,484
for a loss of about $15,000.
304
00:14:20,552 --> 00:14:22,397
But now that I'm
gonna have a child,
305
00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:25,522
I feel like I should be putting
that $15,000 towards, like,
306
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,324
a Jolly Jumper or something.
307
00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:31,895
- Do you think a
Jolly Jumper costs $15,000?
308
00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:32,662
- Well, that's the thing.
I don't know
309
00:14:32,731 --> 00:14:34,264
anything about anything.
310
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I don't know how much
anything costs.
311
00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:39,770
I mean, you've had more time
to process this than me.
312
00:14:39,772 --> 00:14:42,072
- I thought I was
gonna give it away.
313
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,774
- Well, you've got people
314
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,841
you can talk to about it.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
315
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:47,004
- I have one friend.
- Well, I just have me.
316
00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:48,645
And I'm stumped. You know,
317
00:14:48,714 --> 00:14:50,625
any time I try and
imagine us having a baby,
318
00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:52,682
all I can picture
is a tiny, bald you.
319
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,655
You-You can answer it.
- [SIGHS] So annoying.
320
00:14:58,657 --> 00:15:01,291
Like, this is the most words
you've ever said.
321
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,994
[CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
Oh, it's Bec.
322
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,497
Hello?
323
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,666
- ? It's never quite the same
324
00:15:09,735 --> 00:15:11,655
? when I'm calling out
your name.
325
00:15:12,437 --> 00:15:13,804
? I want you back again.
326
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,439
- [PANTS]
327
00:15:17,342 --> 00:15:19,342
- ? All the things
that hold me back,
328
00:15:19,345 --> 00:15:21,778
? hold me back in the past
329
00:15:21,847 --> 00:15:24,347
? when I'm calling out
your name.
330
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,376
? When I'm calling out
your name. ?
331
00:15:27,753 --> 00:15:29,630
- What did you put
in those bloody latkes?
332
00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:32,556
Did you see he was absolutely
going to town on them?
333
00:15:32,624 --> 00:15:36,059
- Bit of oil, some schmaltz.
- Schmaltz? That is pure fat!
334
00:15:36,128 --> 00:15:38,462
- Mum, it's like you don't
even hear yourself.
335
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:39,941
- Well, no-I mean,
they're delicious.
336
00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:42,800
I'm just saying - schmaltz
is practically lard.
337
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,071
- [CLEARS THROAT]
338
00:15:47,139 --> 00:15:49,606
OK. Hershel is resting.
339
00:15:49,608 --> 00:15:52,342
He's on fluids and monitors.
He's looking fine.
340
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,355
- So what happened?
What was the problem?
341
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,090
- Well, we're still running
more tests. But at the moment,
342
00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:57,558
it's looking like
a urinary tract infection
343
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,483
due to untreated...
344
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:01,752
- chlamydia.
- We know.
345
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,453
- OK. Well,
he's up for visitors,
346
00:16:03,456 --> 00:16:05,856
but we prefer
two people at a time.
347
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,357
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
348
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,566
- [PANTS]
349
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:26,844
Hi.
350
00:16:39,492 --> 00:16:41,424
Is Hershey-
- He's totally fine.
351
00:16:41,427 --> 00:16:43,026
Chlamydia.
352
00:16:43,028 --> 00:16:44,595
- Baruch Hashem.
353
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,475
Thanks for calling.
354
00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:04,047
How are you doing?
355
00:17:04,116 --> 00:17:05,682
- Pretty shit. How about you?
356
00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:10,587
- Pretty shit also.
357
00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:12,789
- ? ...in your arms,
358
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,560
? and we'll know
359
00:17:16,628 --> 00:17:24,628
? if there's a chance. ?
360
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,901
- What's up?
361
00:17:39,969 --> 00:17:43,871
- Feeling very stressed because
I want to make a big decision.
362
00:17:43,874 --> 00:17:46,574
- SOFTLY: OK.
- You don't wanna have a baby.
363
00:17:46,642 --> 00:17:48,376
You said you never really did,
364
00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:51,045
and I don't think I want to
either, at least not right now.
365
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,514
I don't feel close to
ready to become a dad.
366
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,860
And I'm sure we can
figure it all out
367
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:56,924
and screw it up as
little as possible,
368
00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:59,554
but why should we
go through with this
369
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:03,591
if it's something that neither
of us really see for ourselves?
370
00:18:04,895 --> 00:18:06,894
- Are you sure?
371
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,830
[GENTLE MUSIC]
372
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:10,778
- Are you sure?
- Are you sure?
373
00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:13,735
- Are you sure?
374
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:20,107
- ? Mama always told me there's
an angel on my shoulder,
375
00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:22,677
? but I've never seen
a sign that it exists.
376
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:25,046
- Hello?
377
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:28,482
Hello?
378
00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:30,051
[DOOR CLOSES]
379
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,787
Hello.
380
00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:39,227
- ? At least not today.
381
00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:44,299
- May the Lord bless you
and keep you.
382
00:18:46,269 --> 00:18:47,902
[SIGHS]
383
00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:53,474
[SNIFFLES, SIGHS HEAVILY]
384
00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:03,918
May the Lord make his face
to shine upon you.
385
00:19:03,986 --> 00:19:05,953
May the Lord make you
like Sarah,
386
00:19:06,022 --> 00:19:07,688
Rebecca,
387
00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:09,790
Rachel, Leah,
388
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:11,693
Cindy Crawford, Goldie Hawn,
389
00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:14,128
Abbi, Ilana,
390
00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:16,164
Larry David,
391
00:19:16,232 --> 00:19:18,032
Doja Cat,
392
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,601
anyone you want.
393
00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:22,904
May the Lord grant you peace.
394
00:19:23,907 --> 00:19:26,207
Perfect peace.
395
00:19:26,275 --> 00:19:30,178
- ? Mama always told me there's
an angel on my shoulder,
396
00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:34,449
? but I've never seen
a sign that it exists.
397
00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:38,386
? And in her mind, I think
she hopes she could protect me
398
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:41,055
? or at least somehow
indirectly.
399
00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:44,192
? But if she's trying, then
she's still not found a way.
400
00:19:47,397 --> 00:19:48,796
? At least not today. ?
401
00:19:48,864 --> 00:19:50,731
- [CHUCKLES] Nice.
402
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,967
What is this?
403
00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:55,636
- The gift shop didn't
have any that say,
404
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:58,806
'We're sorry, but we're
not ready to be parents,
405
00:19:58,874 --> 00:20:01,542
'and would you still
like to raise this baby?'
406
00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:06,114
- I'm sorry for everything
I've done to both of you,
407
00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:08,716
but we're ready now.
408
00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:16,791
[BRIGHT ROCK MUSIC]
409
00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:27,568
[CAR ENGINE TURNS OFF]
410
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,910
Thank you.
411
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:44,418
- I should...
412
00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:45,653
- Ooh, yes.
413
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,322
Very nice.
414
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,259
Does it hurt?
415
00:20:52,262 --> 00:20:54,022
- Mm-mm.
- OK. Very nice.
416
00:20:56,866 --> 00:20:59,334
- HERSHEY: And the nurses -
all males.
417
00:20:59,402 --> 00:21:02,470
- KEREN: Probably a good thing,
Hershela. [GASPS] Oh my gosh!
418
00:21:02,538 --> 00:21:04,638
Oh, you're gigantic.
- Oh!
419
00:21:04,707 --> 00:21:06,627
- Look at you!
- Happy Chanukah.
420
00:21:08,778 --> 00:21:11,412
Good Chanukah, darling.
- Happy Chanukah, Hershey.
421
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,748
- And you, Ollie.
Happy Chanukah.
422
00:21:13,816 --> 00:21:15,616
- There are gonna
some changes here, missy.
423
00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:17,051
Give me your phone.
424
00:21:19,422 --> 00:21:21,122
- K...
425
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:24,569
- I'm taking you
off the family plan.
426
00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:25,871
- What?!
- And Hershey's moving outta
427
00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:27,695
his home and into your room.
428
00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:29,364
- The fuck?!
429
00:21:29,432 --> 00:21:31,532
[GROANS]
- Yes.
430
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,235
- Where am I supposed to live?
- You go to live with your man.
431
00:21:34,237 --> 00:21:36,548
You're an adult. It's time
for you to experience poverty.
432
00:21:36,572 --> 00:21:38,639
- Please do not make me do this.
433
00:21:38,641 --> 00:21:40,841
- Oh, I know!
- [WHINES]
434
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:43,377
- Come here. Yeah, yeah,
it's not that bad.
435
00:21:43,446 --> 00:21:45,346
You're gonna be fine.
436
00:21:45,414 --> 00:21:46,781
Well, get in, then.
437
00:21:50,453 --> 00:21:52,133
- [GRUNTS]
- [LAUGHS]
438
00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:54,856
[ALL SING IN HEBREW]
439
00:22:39,636 --> 00:22:41,702
- Happy Chanukah!
- Happy Chanukah.
440
00:22:42,938 --> 00:22:44,739
- Happy Chanukah, everybody.
441
00:22:45,642 --> 00:22:47,508
- Nice.
- OK! Let's eat.
442
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:50,812
- ? Oh, oh, oh, boy.
443
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,949
? I don't care what they say.
444
00:22:55,017 --> 00:22:58,252
? I'd upturn the world
just to be your girl.
445
00:22:58,254 --> 00:23:01,289
? I love you anyway.
446
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,126
? They say it won't work,
447
00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:08,462
? that I could get hurt,
but I know...
448
00:23:08,465 --> 00:23:10,998
- Ding, ding.
449
00:23:11,066 --> 00:23:13,066
- ? ...that you treat me
like a queen.
450
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:17,438
? You treat me like a queen.
451
00:23:17,506 --> 00:23:19,740
? And you're the
king of my heart.
452
00:23:21,410 --> 00:23:23,945
? The king of my heart.
453
00:23:24,614 --> 00:23:27,148
Captions by Jessie Puru.
454
00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:30,885
Captions were made with
the support of NZ On Air.
455
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,154
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Copyright Able 2022
456
00:23:40,563 --> 00:23:42,563
? Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
457
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,140
? Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah! ?
458
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:50,740
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