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- My daughter is pregnant.
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My daughter is pregnant.
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My daughter is pregnant.
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My daughter is pregnant.
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My daughter is pregnant.
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Aargh, Siggy!
I'm actually furious.
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You I can replace,
but the carpet-
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- It's just water.
- [SCOFFS]
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Thanks for always, always
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making my life a misery.
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Dab, don't smoosh.
- It's not my fault
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she got pregnant!
How'd this even happen?
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- Oh, are you really
asking how this happened?
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- Not my department.
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[EXHALES] This is just all so
complicated and so messy and...
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- Incredible, actually,
isn't it? I mean, I'm sorry,
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but it's bloody exciting.
I'm gonna be a granny.
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You're gonna be a Hershey.
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- How am I gonna be a Hershey?
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- Well, isn't that what
you guys call grandpas?
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- It's because
his name's Hershel.
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- I never made that connection.
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- [SIGHS]
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Oh, this is gonna confuse
the hell out of everyone.
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- Who cares? Who gives
a fly's arse? This is it.
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This is the whole point
of having kids.
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- Sorry. You had kids
so you could be grandparents?
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- Well, do you want me to lie?
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- I'm just having
difficulty understanding.
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What's the plan?
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- It's honestly
really straightforward.
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Leo and Bec can't have kids.
I'm pregnant,
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so I'm gonna give them my baby,
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and they're gonna
raise it as theirs.
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- Oh, well,
that's gonna be perfect.
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- And the dad is Ollie...
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right? Not Yoni,
because Yoni was fake news.
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- Correct.
- I still think that's a shame.
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I liked him.
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- Again, he wasn't real.
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- He was real to me.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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- ? Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah! ?
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www.able.co.nz
Copyright Able 2022
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- Now that everyone's
had their freak-out,
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it feels good to at least
have the truth out there.
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Kind of.
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[SIGHS]
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I mean, my parents
know I'm pregnant;
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it's just that Ollie doesn't.
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I am wondering
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why he would write
a literal love song for me
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and then immediately
stop returning my calls.
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But live, love, laugh, I guess.
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Fuck.
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[SIGHS]
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- Oh my God. Flip! Flip!
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Why are you
sleeping on your back?
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Liora Rubenstein did that,
and now her kid can't spell.
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- Oh my God, Mum.
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People really go ahead
and flip the switch on you
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when you're pregnant.
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Your whole life,
they suck you into thinking
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it's the best thing
you'll ever do.
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And then...
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What the hell? My pizza bagel.
Bec, what is this?
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- It's an excellent immune
booster, rich in fibre
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and full of gorgeous
antioxidants for the bubba.
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- Don't say 'bubba'.
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Never 'bubba'.
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- What are you calling it?
- Worm. Straight up.
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- Hiya.
- Hi.
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- This is, like,
impossibly unmelted.
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- You look tired.
- You look tired, bitch.
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Sorry. That was uncalled for.
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I felt it as soon as I said it.
- It's fine. It's fine.
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You know, you got
the big scan today,
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and hormones are
coursing through your body,
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which is why we brought
you some things.
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- Mary frickin' Poppins
right here with the bag.
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- Here we have
a pregnancy pillow,
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belly oil, vitamins,
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slippers. [GASPS]
Oh, and these -
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maternity pants.
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You look scared. You know what?
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You don't need to
worry about anything,
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because I am gonna
take care of you.
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I got doulas in the sidelines,
ready and waiting.
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And it's never too early
to start prenatal Pilates.
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- Not really
a Pilates girl, Bec.
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- Well, pelvic floor and
perineal injuries are no joke.
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My friend Rachel, God bless
her, ripped top to tail.
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Do the words 'fourth-degree
tear' mean anything to you?
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- All right.
That's plenty from you.
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- Well, no, no, no. If you
can do your clenches any time.
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You would not believe
how often I'm doing them.
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- You would not believe
how much I do believe that.
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- Well, we're late.
I said be in the car 8.10,
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and here we are. And it's
all so fun, isn't it [?]
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And it's so funny
that we're late once again
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and I'm yelling, as usual [!]
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- OK, we're coming. Far out.
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- [SIGHS]
We're always running late.
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I just ca-Every fucking time.
Honestly...
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- Hey, hold on a sec.
- What?
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- Hold it, Lulu.
- What?
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- You really know
what you're doing?
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- Like, how? Like, in life?
Absolutely not.
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- This is a huge decision
that's gonna transform
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Leo and Bec's lives.
I just need to know that
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you've dotted the proverbial
'I's and crossed the 'T's.
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- What am I missing?
- I can't sleep, Lulu.
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Does Ollie know about all
this business that's going on?
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- What? Of course he does.
- Oh, really?
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Because I saw Ollie at
shul a couple of weeks ago.
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It didn't seem he was as out of
the picture as you're claiming.
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- Well, what was said among
this chitting and chatting
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that you've somehow failed
to mention up until now?
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- It's not so much
what anyone said
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but more him being there
that sent a message.
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- Well, it sounds like
you've seen him more recently
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than I have, Dad, so I'm sure
you know more than I do.
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- Lulu, this whole thing
is giving me conniptions.
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Just view it as what it is -
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the most important decision
you'll ever make.
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No little jokes.
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- Well, that was pretty
frickin' daunting, Dad.
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- Good. Job done.
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- Hey! [CLAPS IMPATIENTLY]
We're fucking late now.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[TABLET PHONE CHIMES]
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- WHISPERS: Siggy!
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You can't do
that here in public.
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- I need to harvest my wheat.
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- The wheat can wait.
- Actually, crops will rot.
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- Stop it immediately.
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- [GASPS] Brad and Jen
are giving things another go.
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That is wild.
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- That's not real.
- It says right here -
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a close source. They can't
just make that stuff up.
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- No, they do.
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- Yeah, sorry, doll.
Even I know that.
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The only true thing
in those mags
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is that every single person
in them has got 'bew-limia'.
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- 'Bew-limia'?
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- Bulimia?
- 'Bew-limia'.
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- 'Bew-limia'?
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Mum, no.
- What?
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- No. [LAUGHS]
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- WOMAN: Louisa Emmanuel?
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Hi.
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- That's me.
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- Are you ready to come through?
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- Yeah. Can they come with?
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- Uh, we do try to limit it
to one other attendee.
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- Oh.
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Um, Leo.
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[JAUNTY, UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Turn fully away. I love
and accept my snail trail,
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but you do not need to see it.
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- And can we just place this,
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do you mind?
- Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure.
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- There we go.
- OK.
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Ooh!
- Sorry. it's a bit cold,
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darlin'.
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Now, let's have...
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[TAPS KEYBOARD KEYS] a look.
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[ULTRASOUND WARBLES]
Two footsies.
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Heart's beating away.
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And...
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there...
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[TAPS KEYBOARD KEYS]
is the skull.
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And the ear.
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We can get a nice view
of the spine.
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- [SOBS]
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- Ooh, you're crying.
- Yeah, shit, sorry. [SNIFFLES]
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- Very normal.
- Thanks, thanks, thanks.
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- And is that a happy cry or...
- [BLOWS NOSE]
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- 'you need a moment' cry?
- Nah, I'm fine.
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[ULTRASOUND WARBLES]
Actually, yep,
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that'd be good, thanks.
- No problem.
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I'll just leave you and Dad.
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- Ooh, no, uh, not the dad.
Actually, I am the dad,
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but she's my sister.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
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- Never mind.
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- Not sure why that's happening.
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'Yes, you are.'
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[SIGHS] I miss Ollie.
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I just wonder if there's
a world in which...
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after all this is over, like,
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he and I could
get back together.
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- It is tough for me to get...
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why you would ever wanna
get back with somebody
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who dumped you after
getting you pregnant.
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- No, you're right.
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Moment's passed. I don't
even know why I said that.
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Let's get this worm's
measurements locked and loaded.
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
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- Cute face, hey?
- Mm, yeah.
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- Slightly dazed look, though.
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Why is he doing that face
in all the photos?
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- Well, I guess
that's his thing.
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- Well, [SIGHS] I hope
the baby doesn't pick that up.
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I'll take the height,
though. We need that.
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READS: 'Doing new stuff
tonight. Hope to see you there.
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'If not, no worries.
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'Sorry for the pressure.
Actually, maybe don't come.'
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- Oh. So he's got
a show tonight.
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- Who does? Is that Ollie?
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- [GASPS] Ooh. I liked it.
That's not good.
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- Is it a musical show?
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Or is he a thespian?
Is he doing some acting?
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- How do I unlike?
Do I double-click?
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Oh, I liked it again!
- Can anyone hear me?
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- Over here.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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- ? Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah! ?
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- Hey. Bec is
feeling kinda sensitive
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since she wasn't
allowed in the scan.
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So could you try and be nice?
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- I'm being pretty nice.
I'm giving her a baby.
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'Nice. You can be nice.'
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Are we doing six strands
or three?
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- I'll do six;
you stick with what you know.
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- 'Come on. Be nice.'
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So, how are things at the deli?
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- Fine. Just...
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the same.
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[DOUGH SLAPS LOUDLY]
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- Shall we chuck on some music?
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What are you listening
to at the moment?
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- I prefer silence mostly.
[THUD!]
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- 'Lock her up.'
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Would you rather...
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get trampled by a runaway horse
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every time you leave the house -
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but you're fine - or...
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have a very magnetic head?
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- Why?
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Why are you asking that?
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- It's a hypothetical.
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- I think just focus
on your challah.
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I have, like,
80 to do by tomorrow.
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- '[GROANS] You bitch.'
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- Very fast.
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00:11:38,142 --> 00:11:39,676
- [SIGHS]
247
00:11:43,048 --> 00:11:45,881
- Are you two
still talking, then?
248
00:11:45,951 --> 00:11:48,618
You get this, like,
look when you're messaging him.
249
00:11:48,753 --> 00:11:51,654
It's good, actually,
cos at some point,
250
00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:53,300
we're gonna need him to
sign the papers that say
251
00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:54,991
that he's happy to
waive his parental rights.
252
00:11:54,993 --> 00:11:56,726
- Really? That's a thing?
253
00:11:56,795 --> 00:11:59,262
- Yeah. You know, otherwise
he could just show up one day
254
00:11:59,264 --> 00:12:01,482
and say that
he's changed his mind,
255
00:12:01,483 --> 00:12:03,666
and he would have
legal claim on the kid.
256
00:12:03,668 --> 00:12:05,401
- He's not gonna do that.
257
00:12:05,403 --> 00:12:07,923
- I know. But surrogacy laws
are kind of loose and archaic,
258
00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:12,315
and I think
we'd want peace of mind.
259
00:12:14,045 --> 00:12:15,612
[MELLOW MUSIC]
260
00:12:23,421 --> 00:12:25,021
- [PANTS]
261
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,866
- Uh... Ooh. Lu.
262
00:12:27,502 --> 00:12:28,968
Panic attack?
263
00:12:29,004 --> 00:12:31,905
Lil-Lil 'panic at the disco'?
- No.
264
00:12:31,907 --> 00:12:32,972
No, I just can't get
enough air into my lungs,
265
00:12:32,974 --> 00:12:34,107
and my heart's exploding.
266
00:12:34,109 --> 00:12:36,576
- OK, wanna do
three-three-threes?
267
00:12:36,645 --> 00:12:37,888
Tell me three things
you can see.
268
00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:39,345
- OK. Pots, floor,
269
00:12:40,982 --> 00:12:42,760
Sina.
- Three things you hear.
270
00:12:42,784 --> 00:12:44,384
- Cars.
- Mm-hm.
271
00:12:44,419 --> 00:12:45,630
- Air-con.
- Mm-hm.
272
00:12:45,654 --> 00:12:46,731
- Sina again.
- Mm-hm.
273
00:12:46,755 --> 00:12:48,288
Now move three body parts.
274
00:12:51,526 --> 00:12:54,027
Excellent. Now tell me
three things that you are.
275
00:12:54,029 --> 00:12:58,264
- Stupid, fucked-up, careless,
chaotic, pregnant, insane.
276
00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:00,867
[PANTS] I'm pregnant.
- Fuck off.
277
00:13:00,936 --> 00:13:02,246
- I'm having Ollie's baby.
I haven't even told him.
278
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:03,803
I'm giving it to Leo and Bec.
279
00:13:03,938 --> 00:13:05,883
But they want Ollie
to sign all these forms,
280
00:13:05,907 --> 00:13:08,408
and I-I-he won't even respond
to any of my messages,
281
00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:11,143
and I miss him.
I fucking miss him so much,
282
00:13:11,179 --> 00:13:13,458
and I wish we'd never
broken up, and it's too late.
283
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:14,914
[PANTS] Help. Help.
284
00:13:16,451 --> 00:13:18,062
Please.
- I can't.
285
00:13:18,086 --> 00:13:20,126
- It's bad.
Who does this? It's bad.
286
00:13:21,289 --> 00:13:24,023
It's so bad. You'd never
pull some shit like this.
287
00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:26,359
- To be fair,
I don't have that pressure.
288
00:13:27,462 --> 00:13:29,028
[SIGHS] Look...
289
00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:32,665
I'm nearly 30, and I still say,
290
00:13:32,734 --> 00:13:35,534
'As a child of divorce, '
at the start of most sentences.
291
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:36,835
- What? No, you don't.
292
00:13:36,872 --> 00:13:41,241
- As a child of divorce,
it's my right,
293
00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:43,976
because I have to constantly
reconcile with the fact that
294
00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:46,646
my being - my very existence -
295
00:13:46,781 --> 00:13:50,516
is the product of two other
beings who are not compatible.
296
00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:52,919
- Sina, what?
You're your own creation.
297
00:13:53,054 --> 00:13:55,255
You're not all
their shit mashed together.
298
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,391
- Then same goes for you.
You're your own thing too.
299
00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:03,440
Yeah, I don't know what to tell
you. And more importantly,
300
00:14:03,464 --> 00:14:05,809
I cannot believe you did
not tell me you were pregnant,
301
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,334
you absolute dick.
302
00:14:08,403 --> 00:14:10,736
- OK, you're processing;
I get that.
303
00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:12,371
- What I'm trying to say is
304
00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:14,873
the one good thing about
being a child of divorce
305
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:17,610
is that nobody
judges my choices,
306
00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:19,665
so I basically
never have to lie.
307
00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:24,362
- You're saying this
might not all be my fault.
308
00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:26,385
- No, it is.
309
00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:29,756
Lu, this is shocking behaviour.
Tell him the truth.
310
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:33,626
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
311
00:14:33,662 --> 00:14:35,228
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
312
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,745
- Dad, where are we going?
This is random as hell.
313
00:14:40,769 --> 00:14:43,403
- Tell me about it.
314
00:14:43,472 --> 00:14:45,850
I'd normally be sitting down
to Big Bang Theories right now.
315
00:14:45,874 --> 00:14:47,919
- It's singular.
It's just the one theory.
316
00:14:47,943 --> 00:14:49,576
- [SIGHS]
317
00:14:53,382 --> 00:14:56,916
- Oh, shit. What are we doing
here? Are we gonna beat him up?
318
00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:59,218
- No! Why would
you even say that?
319
00:14:59,288 --> 00:15:01,132
- I don't know. What he did
to Lulu was appalling.
320
00:15:01,156 --> 00:15:03,390
- We're gonna talk to him.
321
00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:05,403
Things with Lulu's story
aren't adding all the way up,
322
00:15:05,427 --> 00:15:07,627
and her relationship
with the truth
323
00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:10,096
is iffy at the best of times.
324
00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:12,933
I want to be sure
everything's all kosher here.
325
00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:15,101
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
326
00:15:17,439 --> 00:15:19,439
- 'Watching my mum
grapple with huge news
327
00:15:19,441 --> 00:15:21,407
'was much easier the first time.
328
00:15:21,476 --> 00:15:23,476
'There's a lot of
anger this round.
329
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,714
'It's kind of exclusively
anger. Oh, she's gonna yell.'
330
00:15:27,716 --> 00:15:30,349
- You are kidding, Lulu.
You have to be fucking kidding.
331
00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:33,086
No, fuck that.
332
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:35,300
You don't tell people
you're giving them a baby
333
00:15:35,324 --> 00:15:36,990
without squaring things
away with the dad.
334
00:15:36,992 --> 00:15:38,036
I don't even have words
for you right now.
335
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,059
- 'She does.'
336
00:15:39,061 --> 00:15:40,560
- Every day I feel like
337
00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:42,606
I'm at the peak of
my troubles with you,
338
00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:44,342
and then the next day,
I wake to discover
339
00:15:44,366 --> 00:15:47,985
they've actually risen higher.
- OK. Yes. All fair. I know.
340
00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:50,336
Mum, there's all these
expectations on me.
341
00:15:50,372 --> 00:15:52,805
But the thing is
I'm my own person.
342
00:15:52,874 --> 00:15:54,886
You know, I'm not two
other beings smooshed together.
343
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,830
I'm my own thing.
- Lulu. Lulu.
344
00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:00,313
I love you...
345
00:16:01,449 --> 00:16:03,582
but right now,
346
00:16:03,618 --> 00:16:05,085
I don't like you very much.
347
00:16:08,623 --> 00:16:10,090
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
348
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,196
- This next song is about not
wanting to be someone's friend.
349
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:21,101
? I don't wanna be your friend.
I don't wanna be your...
350
00:16:21,236 --> 00:16:23,903
? I don't wanna be
some guy who you cry to
351
00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:27,574
? each time you've been lied
to by some handsome Jewish man.
352
00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:30,844
? No, I don't
wanna be your friend.
353
00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:35,048
? Cos we were
a whole world apart,
354
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:37,316
? and they say
long distance is hard.
355
00:16:37,352 --> 00:16:40,186
? But I don't follow what's
easy; I follow my heart.
356
00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:42,956
? And it let me to you.
357
00:16:44,026 --> 00:16:46,926
? And you came to me.
358
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:52,866
? And I'm sorry I laughed
when you told me 'bout sukkahs.
359
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:54,779
? But when I broke
your family's one,
360
00:16:54,803 --> 00:16:56,069
? then you broke my heart,
361
00:16:56,071 --> 00:16:58,438
? ran it through.
362
00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:01,941
? You left my heart
black and blue.
363
00:17:03,612 --> 00:17:05,122
- He didn't break up with her.
- ? And I know
364
00:17:05,146 --> 00:17:06,946
? you're gonna hate this song,
365
00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:10,356
? cos it's obviously
all about you.
366
00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:13,598
? And I don't wanna
be your friend.
367
00:17:13,622 --> 00:17:15,455
? I don't wanna be your...
368
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:18,258
? Cos, girl, what we got,
I don't want it to end.
369
00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:22,095
? And I don't wanna
be your friend.
370
00:17:23,298 --> 00:17:26,032
? I don't wanna be your friend.
371
00:17:27,202 --> 00:17:29,013
? No, I don't wanna
be your friend.
372
00:17:29,037 --> 00:17:30,470
? I don't wanna be your... ?
373
00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:35,341
- Well, apparently,
they're both dead in a ditch,
374
00:17:35,377 --> 00:17:39,379
because nobody is answering
their bloody phones.
375
00:17:39,514 --> 00:17:40,980
Oh, baruch ha-actual-shem.
- It's been
376
00:17:40,982 --> 00:17:44,283
an illuminating evening.
377
00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:45,930
- So you know?
- Oh yeah.
378
00:17:45,954 --> 00:17:47,794
- We know.
- I also know.
379
00:17:49,524 --> 00:17:50,924
- I would like to know.
380
00:17:56,865 --> 00:17:58,465
- Hey! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
381
00:18:00,936 --> 00:18:03,069
Ooh. I've been trying
to message you.
382
00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:06,539
Ollie, I don't have a UTI.
383
00:18:08,476 --> 00:18:10,476
Well, actually,
I did, but it's...
384
00:18:11,513 --> 00:18:13,553
way better now.
- Oh, just tell him.
385
00:18:18,553 --> 00:18:19,919
- I'm quite pregnant.
386
00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:25,024
To you.
387
00:18:25,093 --> 00:18:27,727
And I've told everyone
that you didn't want it
388
00:18:27,729 --> 00:18:29,529
and dumped me,
389
00:18:29,598 --> 00:18:31,431
and...
390
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:34,200
then I offered to give
the baby to Leo and Bec.
391
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,639
[EXHALES]
392
00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:44,711
So...
393
00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:48,047
Yeah.
394
00:18:58,059 --> 00:18:59,726
Hello?
395
00:19:07,869 --> 00:19:09,502
- No.
396
00:19:12,574 --> 00:19:14,094
- No?
- No.
397
00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:18,911
What you've done
is incredibly wrong,
398
00:19:18,947 --> 00:19:21,247
and I don't think
you should give it away.
399
00:19:25,654 --> 00:19:27,253
It's ours.
400
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,562
- Where is he going?
401
00:19:37,199 --> 00:19:39,933
Hey, where are you going?
- [SCOFFS] With him.
402
00:19:43,672 --> 00:19:45,171
[SEATBELT CLICKS]
403
00:19:55,951 --> 00:19:57,550
[EXHALES]
404
00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:06,025
- Put your seatbelt on.
405
00:20:09,731 --> 00:20:11,931
[SEATBELT CLICKS, ENGINE STARTS]
406
00:20:17,205 --> 00:20:18,771
[MELLOW MUSIC]
407
00:20:31,453 --> 00:20:33,886
Captions by Julie Taylor.
408
00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:37,623
Captions were made with
the support of NZ On Air.
409
00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:39,959
www.able.co.nz
Copyright Able 2022
410
00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:45,965
- ? Ever since I started
working at the record store,
411
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:50,103
? I get to flirt with many girls
- more than I did before.
412
00:20:50,238 --> 00:20:51,738
? They are tall,
413
00:20:52,173 --> 00:20:53,840
? short,
414
00:20:53,842 --> 00:20:55,508
? blonde and brunette... ?
415
00:20:55,558 --> 00:21:00,108
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