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"After half a century
of peace and prosperity
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the fortunes of China's tang
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dynasty begin to dwindle
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revolts, droughts and famines visit on
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a suffering people in succession
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demons make their appearance too
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the brave and the righteous,
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these swordsmen of integrity
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choose not to seek power
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but to roam the countryside
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righting wrongs as they travel"
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Brother, buy me a drink
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cheers!
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Please, sir
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tonight is yours
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no, you first
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brother, here comes an easy prey!
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He has a sword
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has he? I've got a sabre too
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what will you have, sir?
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Just make a few dishes for me
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any inn in this vicinity, please?
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Not in our
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isolated place
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haunted houses, maybe
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waiter, wine
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good
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Please, sir
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now it depends on you. Take care
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master, after a hard journey
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come here and sit down
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what are you doing?
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Master, you're handsome
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you must be romantic
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come drink with me, come over
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I can't drink, I can't
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bastard, molesting my wife?
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Your wife? I didn't
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I saw it. Don't deny!
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Darling, he assaulted me
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darling, he touched me
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sex friend, you!
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Brothers, beat him!
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Don't try anything foolish!
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It's female
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so you enjoy posing as a man
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let my brother show you
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how to be a real man
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what do you want? Let me go!
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Brother, rape her!
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Rape her!
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Well, by popular request, I'll do it
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move her up the table
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rape her!
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Help!
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Rape her!
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Let me go!
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Help, help!
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Put it on
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I thought you'd leave me behind
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I told you not to follow me
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You won't be happy to be with me
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our marriage was one
arranged before our birth
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My dad fixed it
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marry my dad then
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you're forsaking me! Let me die!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Only because you're forsaking me
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well, follow me, if you please
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that's better
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- let's go - yes
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Go in
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help, help!
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Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!
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Keep away!
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Please drive away that dog for me
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thank you
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go now
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keep away
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thank you
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who are you?
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Put me near an oil lamp, quick!
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Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick!
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Thank you
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hurry up
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excuse me, please
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Help me, Buddha!
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A demon!
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Don't misunderstand me, sir
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I'm not a demon, I'm a monk
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you're a monk?
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Buddha be praised! You must be devout
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forget minor rites
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don't be stubborn
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one must live and let live
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have food, have fun and go freely
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the rest are of no consequence
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what's your priestly name, please?
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How come you're now big and now small?
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I am the reverend wick
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a monk since childhood, to guard wick tower
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facing the lamp day and night is boring
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I have no one to chat with
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I pour out my feelings to the lamps only
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real or imagined, the wick
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said to me one day
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he taught me the
incantation that shrinks me
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but I might get burnt to death
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if the lamp burns out before I change back
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thank you
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may I ask your names, please?
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I'm chu chung, and he's liu...
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Hsia-hui
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greeting, mr chu, mr liu
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don't stand on ceremony
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call us by name
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you keep him company
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while I go in to change
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mr liu has a sense of humor.
Let's go in to chat
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- good, please - please
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sit down
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priest, what you told us just now...
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They say life's a wick.
It's gone, once burnt out
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compared with the centuries-old universe
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life's a speek only, right?
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Forget it now
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when you reach my age
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you'll understand
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priest, are you all right?
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Chu, when were you born?
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The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the rat
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9/5, year of the rat
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immediately before noon?
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How do you know?
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Great, congratulations!
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Yours is maximum masculinity
and strength, very rare
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what did you say?
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You won't understand no matter how I put it
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in a word, you're extraordinary
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we're like good friends
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I've got good wine
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let me get it for all of us
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don't run around. Wait for me
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An exceptional man
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- you bloody monk!
- Sex is nothingness
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- and nothingness is sex
- why are you here?
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Mr liu, no...
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Miss liu, so you're a lady
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you scoundrel. You peeped at my bathing!
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No, I didn't see anything
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how do you know
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I'm a lady then?
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Miss liu, don't blame me
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first, I didn't know you were taking a bath
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second, I didn't know you were female
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creep, you're unworthy as a monk
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you're obscene!
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Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!
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Nudity doesn't count for much
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every creature is naked at birth
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have you seen a chicken
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or duck dressed?
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Buddha be praised!
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The tree of spiritual awakening is no tree,
nor is the mirror a substance
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nothingness won't get contaminated
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I'm in no mood for your sutras
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I've already suffered
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you're a creep, a real creep!
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Miss liu, if you deem that as a loss
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come and feel me, knead me any way you like
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come on
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scare me?
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Chu
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priest
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I told you not to move around
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priest, that fairy in the portrait
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is smiling at me
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chu, noideas
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no illusions
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undesirable ideas breed illusions
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what I saw didn't look like illusion
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men belong to earth; Spirits belong to hell
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the combination of the two is a bad omen
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chu, you'd better forget what you've seen
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priest, you mean
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what I saw is real?
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Priest, how can I ever see her again?
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Do me a favor, please
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no, it's dangerous
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I'm a wanderer with
no worries; I'm not afraid
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it could be fatal!
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I'd die without regrets
if I could see her once
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evil!
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I'll help you so as not to
go against heaven's will
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but you must promise me one thing
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you must come back within 24 hours
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well, I promise
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don't take this as a precedent
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If you hasn't returned when
this incense burns out
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you'll drift in the void without
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ever getting back
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turn this holy wheel
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read this passage of sutras
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and you can move freely
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and when coming upon any danger
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throw out the wheel and you'll be safe
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remember
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thank you
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use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
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to enter the lifeless tunnel
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Buddha be praised!
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Hands off!
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Don't do it, it's damned!
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Let go!
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Mr chu
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how do you know my name?
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I'm yun i-meng
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my dad is a famous fortune teller
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he can tell the past and predict the future
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after reading my fortune, he told me
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I'd come upon a disaster at 17
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don't cry. Confide it to me
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he said I was fated to
stay in hell for a period
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before you'd appear to take me as your wife
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don't worry, I won't hurt you
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dad said my life is not yet over
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after you marry me, your Yang can help
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bring me back to earth
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Your ladyship
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where's i-meng?
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In the room opposite
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Why didn't you announce
the presence of a guest?
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I must host a feast for him tonight
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yes, your ladyship
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Buddha be praised!
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Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!
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A monk is delighted
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by others reading sutras
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why are you an exception?
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You chanted and knocked all
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night, disturbed my sleep
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I won't do it anymore if
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you tell me where chu chung is
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what?
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Well, come with me
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come, come
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where's he?
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As I told you repeatedly,
he's walked into the wall
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you're lying again
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See for yourself
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how can such a strong wall be penetrated?
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And I saw nothing inside from outside
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you asked me but won't believe what I said
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have you heard of hellgate?
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What? Hellgate?
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No, but not much different from it
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this painting is a crossing
between earth and hell
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laymen like you won't understand
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he entered it a long while ago.
He should return now
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this question is difficult to answer
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don't you know the mess outside?
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The court changed its
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chicken farm policy
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chu won't come out probably because
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he prefers to stay inside
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don't be silly, I was only joking
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he'll come back for sure before
the incense burns out
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he won't forsake his life. Don't worry
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they come and go freely, let it be
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Chu, you came from afar. Let me toast you
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in celebration
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thank you
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let's go over to tease him
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Brother-in-law, sister, let's toast you
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come on, drink with arms locked
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Sister, brother-in-law getting ruddy
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chu, we're now of one family
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let me toast you
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your ladyship, I'm
afraid master can't drink
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let me drink it for him
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no, it's from her
ladyship to brother-in-law
282
00:39:47,292 --> 00:39:49,082
sister can't drink it for him
283
00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:51,166
I should drink it to appreciate
284
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:52,750
her kind thought
285
00:39:56,792 --> 00:39:59,958
brother-in-law, drink
it, you won't get drunk
286
00:40:03,042 --> 00:40:05,041
brother-in-law, great!
287
00:40:05,042 --> 00:40:08,041
I'm a bit drunk. I must return to retire
288
00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:09,125
please
289
00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:11,417
you go on
290
00:40:13,542 --> 00:40:15,124
brother-in-law, one more
291
00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:16,875
yes, one more
292
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:25,791
It's from me, drink it
293
00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:27,250
well, I drink
294
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:30,541
this is my toast
295
00:40:30,542 --> 00:40:31,708
take it easy
296
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:35,832
not yet finished
297
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:37,000
well, I drink
298
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,375
a good drinker
299
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,125
take this too
300
00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:48,792
good
301
00:40:48,958 --> 00:40:49,542
master
302
00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:50,458
drink it now!
303
00:40:50,459 --> 00:40:53,041
One more
304
00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:54,416
you won't get drunk
305
00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:55,333
drink this quickly
306
00:40:55,334 --> 00:40:57,041
come on, you're a good drinker
307
00:40:57,042 --> 00:40:58,708
come on, finish this
308
00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:13,208
How's it?
309
00:44:14,542 --> 00:44:16,125
Are you all right?
310
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:20,542
Where's i-meng?
311
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:25,124
Where's i-meng? Tell me!
312
00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:28,999
She was abducted by old demon chia yuan
313
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,332
whereabouts unknow
314
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,374
we're at a loss what to do
315
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,458
where's chia yuan? Take me there right away
316
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,708
here it is
317
00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:15,124
Which evil dares to destroy my gold body?
318
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:17,332
You not only defiled their virtue
319
00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:18,624
but also abducted i-meng
320
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:19,500
hand over i-meng quickly!
321
00:45:19,501 --> 00:45:21,499
What did you say? Which i-meng?
322
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,582
No more nonsense with him.
He won't admit it for sure
323
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,833
fight with him!
324
00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:13,957
There's no grudge between us.
Why trying to kill me?
325
00:46:13,958 --> 00:46:15,083
You...
326
00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:28,625
Your day is near
327
00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:30,833
you don't understand?
328
00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:43,916
I know my sentimental brother-in-law
329
00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:45,832
has a strong Yang
330
00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:47,541
and only his blood can spoil
331
00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:50,832
your immortal body
332
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:52,207
and put you to death
333
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,208
I acted to set him up
334
00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:57,416
I've endured you for long
335
00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:58,999
you as a guardian angel
336
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,875
forbid us from doing this and that
337
00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:03,916
as of now I'll be the master
338
00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:05,374
after eating your flesh
339
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:09,333
I can get out of the portrait
and rule the world
340
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:18,333
Now let me take you to hell
341
00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:20,417
don't!
342
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:31,875
Bring them back
343
00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:36,708
get up!
344
00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:44,417
Go!
345
00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:10,541
Miss liu, eat something first
346
00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:12,666
no, thanks, I have no appetite
347
00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:14,583
you must eat
348
00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:18,082
priest, will he be in danger?
349
00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:19,542
Not now
350
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,082
you can't tell in four hours
351
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:24,333
why?
352
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:28,541
The power comes from this wheel
353
00:48:28,542 --> 00:48:30,707
but there's a time limit
354
00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:34,458
when the incense burns
out, the hellgate closes
355
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,167
what if he can't come back?
356
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,832
He'll be shuttling between earth and hell
357
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:42,791
he can't be a man or a ghost
358
00:48:42,792 --> 00:48:46,417
priest, try something. Let me bring him out
359
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:51,457
stop dreaming, you're so fragile
360
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:53,666
after entering, you may not live to get out
361
00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:55,124
you don't look well
362
00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:57,666
get out of here quick to evert the disaster
363
00:48:57,667 --> 00:49:00,708
I won't, even at death.
I must wait for him to return
364
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,874
I-meng, you're beautiful
365
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,833
let's play
366
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:14,833
come, come
367
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,125
don't, keep away!
368
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,292
See you later
369
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,875
Keep away!
370
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,917
Load the blood
371
00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:38,082
let's play
372
00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,125
keep away!
373
00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:42,542
Why am I not allowed to play?
374
00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:56,542
Your ladyship, the hand of chia yuan
375
00:50:56,833 --> 00:50:58,791
after another 49 days, I can
376
00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:00,666
get out of the portrait
377
00:51:00,667 --> 00:51:02,750
to rule the mundane world
378
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:14,292
Food is so coarse. Inedible!
379
00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:17,541
Your ladyship
380
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,166
I've prepared good wine for you
381
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,291
bring it quickly
382
00:51:20,292 --> 00:51:21,292
yes
383
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,333
bring it quickly
384
00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:49,458
Sister
385
00:51:52,792 --> 00:51:55,416
she's staring at us. Let's act
386
00:51:55,417 --> 00:51:58,167
or we can't get over. Come on
387
00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:56,916
Come on, let's play
388
00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:58,499
don't get me involved
389
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,333
are you shy?
390
00:53:59,334 --> 00:54:00,917
Who'd play with you?
391
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:08,124
Bring chu chung to my room right away
392
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,125
yes
393
00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:17,082
Her ladyship wants me to take him away
394
00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:18,083
yes
395
00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:38,207
What are you doing? Using me to kill again?
396
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,957
Chu, I know it was my fault
397
00:54:39,958 --> 00:54:41,457
but if I don't obey her
398
00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:43,750
we may both get killed
399
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,291
don't think you can
400
00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:46,707
convince me with that
401
00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:48,999
I know I can't possibly convince you
402
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,707
well, let me take you out of the portrait
403
00:54:50,708 --> 00:54:52,041
my wheel was taken away
404
00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:53,166
by her. I can't leave
405
00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:54,750
I'll get it back for you for sure
406
00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:11,000
Why do you want to take him away?
407
00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:17,250
Fox, her ladyship ordered
sister to take him away
408
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:18,500
help me take him away
409
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,500
yes
410
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,458
Come in
411
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:30,958
go in
412
00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:37,042
your ladyship, chu chung's here
413
00:55:50,667 --> 00:55:51,874
Help him to bed
414
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:52,875
yes
415
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,875
Why are you two coming in?
416
00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:08,375
To help you undress, your ladyship
417
00:56:24,458 --> 00:56:25,917
Get out quick!
418
00:56:30,208 --> 00:56:32,707
Are you deaf? I told you to get out!
419
00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:33,708
Yes
420
00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:56,417
Sister, keep cool, don't be impulsive!
421
00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:08,333
I-meng
422
00:58:12,542 --> 00:58:13,583
Sister
423
00:58:16,750 --> 00:58:17,958
don't!
424
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:10,999
What happened?
425
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:11,667
We saw someone there
426
00:59:11,668 --> 00:59:12,832
when we rushed in
427
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:13,833
after him!
428
00:59:27,458 --> 00:59:28,542
I-meng
429
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,457
cut it out! Let me take you away
430
00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:34,708
you stand no chance once she returns
431
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,500
look around over there
432
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:37,500
yes
433
01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:19,000
Sister, let me lure her away.
You go with brother-in-law
434
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,333
chun-meng
435
01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:23,625
get hold of them!
436
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:24,625
Yes
437
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:34,250
Help me turn the wheel
438
01:00:35,417 --> 01:00:38,416
use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
439
01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:40,167
to enter the lifeless tunnel
440
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:45,625
catch him!
441
01:00:45,626 --> 01:00:47,083
Good!
442
01:00:55,958 --> 01:00:57,292
It hurts!
443
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,249
Oh, no, finished!
444
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:02,333
Impossible, he'll be back for sure
445
01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:06,792
incredibly, here he is!
446
01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:10,374
Chu, are you all right?
447
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,791
Priest, his body is burning. What now?
448
01:01:12,792 --> 01:01:14,749
He may have been hurt by chia yuan
449
01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:16,249
it's finished
450
01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:19,082
anything serious, priest? You must help him
451
01:01:19,083 --> 01:01:21,832
chia yuan's axe is a
sacred item from heaven
452
01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:23,082
no layman can hold it because
453
01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:25,124
of its heavy Yang content
454
01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:26,042
unless...
455
01:01:26,043 --> 01:01:27,417
Unless what?
456
01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,499
Unless you find a girl ready to
457
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,999
sacrifice her virginity to marry him
458
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,291
to squeeze his Yang out
459
01:01:34,292 --> 01:01:35,874
that's the only ray of hope
460
01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:37,707
but it could be dangerous
461
01:01:37,708 --> 01:01:39,166
I'll help him
462
01:01:39,167 --> 01:01:39,750
you?
463
01:01:39,751 --> 01:01:41,041
Right, I'll help him
464
01:01:41,042 --> 01:01:44,083
good, start now
465
01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:47,332
these braziers are arrayed according
466
01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,874
to the ursa constellation
467
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:53,457
they absorb the essence of sun, moon
and the auras of heaven and earth
468
01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,791
proceed now
469
01:01:54,792 --> 01:01:57,708
show me how to do it
470
01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:01,208
ask the monk to show you?
471
01:02:02,083 --> 01:02:04,208
Wait. Let me think
472
01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,583
have you got any idea?
473
01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:15,416
Yes. A monk has his six roots all cleansed
474
01:02:15,417 --> 01:02:18,124
a layman's six roots are not clean
475
01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:20,791
see if chu has got that 'root'
476
01:02:20,792 --> 01:02:21,875
root?
477
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:25,000
Like this
478
01:02:25,417 --> 01:02:27,167
no, too terrible!
479
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:30,333
This will do more or less
480
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:39,333
I've found it. What then?
481
01:02:39,958 --> 01:02:43,042
Oh, what then?
482
01:02:44,042 --> 01:02:47,707
I see. When I was a neophyte
483
01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:50,832
some prostitutes
arranged a religious service
484
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:53,957
that Abbot put all the monks
485
01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,999
to the test
486
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,957
during the service, we all sat
487
01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:02,124
with the 'wooden fish' between our legs
488
01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:03,000
it's just like that now
489
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,875
what's the idea?
490
01:03:03,876 --> 01:03:07,124
Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses
491
01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:09,374
the Abbot said the louder the sound
492
01:03:09,375 --> 01:03:10,707
the lustier the sinning monk
493
01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:11,583
what happened then?
494
01:03:11,584 --> 01:03:13,416
What happened? During the service
495
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:16,832
sounds could be heard loud
and clear from every monk
496
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:19,875
only the Abbot. Silence
497
01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:23,291
at first, we praised him for his endurance
498
01:03:23,292 --> 01:03:24,791
but when he stood up, it was discovered
499
01:03:24,792 --> 01:03:26,582
his staff had pierced the wooden fish
500
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:27,417
why?
501
01:03:27,418 --> 01:03:30,166
Why? It was stuck up by that root
502
01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,000
have you got anything
503
01:03:31,001 --> 01:03:32,207
with you like the wooden fish?
504
01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:35,416
You're evil. Enough, I understand
505
01:03:35,417 --> 01:03:37,792
you asked me that. Why call me evil?
506
01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:40,167
How's your wooden fish?
507
01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:42,749
I'm ashamed to say it
508
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:44,208
you must
509
01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:45,625
really?
510
01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:46,625
Yes
511
01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:50,082
well, listen
512
01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:54,582
my wooden fish burst into pieces
513
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,499
so terrific?
514
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,249
You don't believe it? Don't ask then
515
01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:01,250
it's important to save. Undress
516
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:46,625
I-meng
517
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,667
i-meng
518
01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,500
I-meng
519
01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,708
All right, be more intimate
520
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:35,583
i-meng
521
01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:42,250
I-meng
522
01:05:59,542 --> 01:06:00,417
Chu has hope now
523
01:06:00,418 --> 01:06:02,666
miss liu, put on your clothes now
524
01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:03,667
good
525
01:06:07,292 --> 01:06:08,208
finished?
526
01:06:08,208 --> 01:06:09,208
Yes
527
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:14,582
why has he not come to?
528
01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:16,082
It's not divine
529
01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:18,042
not so soon
530
01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:19,874
how do you feel?
531
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:22,625
I'm all right, but a bit tired
532
01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:24,457
only a bit?
533
01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,958
What do you say?
534
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:28,791
Miss liu, you must take a rest yourself too
535
01:06:28,792 --> 01:06:30,957
I'll go and collect some herbs for him
536
01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,874
he'll be all right. Don't worry
537
01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:34,708
take good care of him
538
01:06:36,833 --> 01:06:38,042
i-meng
539
01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:54,125
I-meng
540
01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:57,332
i-meng, don't desert me
541
01:06:57,333 --> 01:06:59,708
i-meng
542
01:07:03,417 --> 01:07:06,875
i-meng, don't desert me!
543
01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:12,666
Your ladyship, she's passing out
544
01:08:12,667 --> 01:08:13,500
splash to sober her up
545
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:14,500
yes
546
01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:23,416
Anyone with lusty desire
547
01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:25,458
will end up like her
548
01:08:26,208 --> 01:08:27,208
halt!
549
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:30,916
Who are you? What's
your relation to chu chung?
550
01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:33,499
I'm liu su-su, chu chung is my husband
551
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:36,874
you evils, your wreak havoc
everywhere. Let me go!
552
01:08:36,875 --> 01:08:39,125
Or I'll kill you all!
553
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:43,791
This young lady talks big
554
01:08:43,792 --> 01:08:45,624
fox, teach her a lesson
555
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:46,625
yes
556
01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:54,667
Stop!
557
01:08:59,292 --> 01:09:03,083
Dare you to talk big again?
558
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,374
Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her
559
01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:11,375
yes
560
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,874
how are we to dispose of this tramp i-meng?
561
01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,749
Confine her in prison right away
562
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:20,375
I'll eat her to go with my drink
563
01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,333
I-meng
564
01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,791
you laymen are a real nuisance
565
01:09:29,792 --> 01:09:31,291
you turn down someone who loves you
566
01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:32,916
and insist on getting the one
who doesn't love you
567
01:09:32,917 --> 01:09:35,707
you nearly lost your
life for the sake of love
568
01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,125
i-meng
569
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,832
now you're getting me involved
570
01:09:39,833 --> 01:09:42,417
be nice and drink it
571
01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:48,333
where's i-meng?
572
01:09:49,417 --> 01:09:50,749
Priest, where's i-meng?
573
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:54,124
Damn you, you're heartless!
574
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:56,416
You're still thinking of her now
575
01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:57,749
if liu hadn't saved you
576
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,374
with her virginity
577
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:01,332
you'd have been in hell
578
01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:02,417
su-su
579
01:10:04,292 --> 01:10:05,791
how do you feel?
580
01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:07,333
A little pain
581
01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:09,332
triangular love is bad enough
582
01:10:09,333 --> 01:10:10,916
but you're torn between earth and hell
583
01:10:10,917 --> 01:10:12,958
see how you can cope with it
584
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:15,207
what has become of you?
585
01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:18,791
I was used by an old lady to kill chia yuan
586
01:10:18,792 --> 01:10:19,542
did you kill him?
587
01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:20,542
Yes
588
01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:25,124
that's serious, you've
even killed chia yuan
589
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,416
it's going to be upside-down in hell
590
01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:29,416
what sort of a person is that old lady?
591
01:10:29,417 --> 01:10:32,791
She's not human,
she's a wolf with 1,000 years' practice
592
01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:35,083
only chia yuan can overpower her
593
01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,042
miss liu's disaster is not yet over
594
01:10:39,792 --> 01:10:41,750
priest, where's su-su?
595
01:10:42,875 --> 01:10:45,291
Why ask her since you don't love her?
596
01:10:45,292 --> 01:10:46,832
Let her go where she iikess
597
01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:48,583
where on earth is she?
598
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,625
It's sexual love again
599
01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:53,041
I must thank mammy for having
600
01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:54,166
made me a monk so early in my life
601
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,417
don't talk nonsense now
602
01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:58,750
I talk nonsense?
603
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:01,791
I climbed up mountains
picking herbs for you
604
01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:02,957
and you said I'm talking nonsense?
605
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:06,292
I know your noble
personality but I miss su-su
606
01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:09,167
where's she?
607
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:10,958
Come with me
608
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,792
Only this little bit
609
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:29,083
Priest
610
01:11:29,542 --> 01:11:31,249
don't count me in. I won't go to hell
611
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:32,167
they've both saved me once
612
01:11:32,168 --> 01:11:33,499
if we can't get in, they'll die for sure
613
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,458
it's fate
614
01:11:34,459 --> 01:11:36,291
you can't help it if they want to die
615
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,582
don't let me be buried with them
616
01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:39,207
you're a Buddhist and
you won't care to help
617
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,249
you can't go against heaven, understand?
618
01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:42,166
Bring me the wheel
619
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:45,666
don't, don't be crafty!
620
01:11:45,667 --> 01:11:48,083
Don't, you may die!
621
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000
What now?
622
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:53,957
I told you against getting in to
623
01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:56,167
get killed but you won't listen
624
01:11:56,625 --> 01:11:59,457
but it's a fact I haven't had enough
625
01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:01,332
dying this way is unfair
626
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:02,125
to myself
627
01:12:02,126 --> 01:12:04,457
priest, don't you care
about i-meng and su-su?
628
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:05,417
Let's all die together
629
01:12:05,418 --> 01:12:06,583
hold that wheel
630
01:12:12,167 --> 01:12:17,124
Disobey and you suffer right away!
631
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,250
Wait
632
01:12:41,917 --> 01:12:43,791
Buddha be praised!
633
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:44,667
Yu-meng, it's you!
634
01:12:44,668 --> 01:12:45,874
Brother-in-law, let me go first
635
01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,875
no, who knows if she's good or evil
636
01:12:48,042 --> 01:12:49,583
never mind
637
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:52,542
no more nonsense.
I'll take you to help sister
638
01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:04,624
I-meng, you are so tender-skinned
639
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:07,291
what a pity if you were
eaten by that old woman
640
01:13:07,292 --> 01:13:11,042
marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her
641
01:13:11,167 --> 01:13:12,999
open up. I got orders to take her away
642
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000
yes
643
01:13:28,292 --> 01:13:31,125
Let me go!
644
01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:43,124
Sin, sin!
645
01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:44,207
Priest, are you all right?
646
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:44,833
Yes
647
01:13:44,834 --> 01:13:46,249
you know a lady named liu su-su?
648
01:13:46,250 --> 01:13:48,541
Yes, she sacrificed her life to save chu
649
01:13:48,542 --> 01:13:49,582
you're...
650
01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:50,292
The reverend wick
651
01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:51,874
Buddha be praised!
652
01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:54,207
Miss liu was captured.
Go and help her quick!
653
01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:54,750
But...
654
01:13:54,751 --> 01:13:55,957
But what?
655
01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:58,832
That old bag has eaten chia yuan's flesh
and increased her power
656
01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:00,416
we may not be able to overpower her
657
01:14:00,417 --> 01:14:01,582
in any case, we'll fight
658
01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:02,583
follow me
659
01:14:02,584 --> 01:14:03,832
fight? It'd be death for sure
660
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:04,916
wait for me
661
01:14:04,917 --> 01:14:06,083
let me go!
662
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:12,917
Let me go!
663
01:14:16,042 --> 01:14:17,542
Help!
664
01:14:18,417 --> 01:14:21,832
You won't suffer much if you're nice
665
01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,792
don't, don't!
666
01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:41,207
Take me to bed
667
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:42,791
take you to bed?
668
01:14:42,792 --> 01:14:45,417
Don't you know I have esp? Look
669
01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:47,833
hold it
670
01:14:49,292 --> 01:14:50,458
hold it
671
01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:57,542
Wait
672
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,707
Chu, don't let it burn out
673
01:15:10,708 --> 01:15:12,416
my life now depends on you
674
01:15:12,417 --> 01:15:13,624
how am I to contact you?
675
01:15:13,625 --> 01:15:15,750
In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out
676
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,542
Be careful
677
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,083
who is it?
678
01:15:52,583 --> 01:15:54,167
Your ladyship, it's me
679
01:15:55,042 --> 01:15:59,500
come on, come and join in the fun
680
01:16:26,292 --> 01:16:29,958
Big woman? What a sin!
681
01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:03,917
What a smell!
682
01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:03,833
When did you last wash your feet?
683
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:15,957
It stinks!
684
01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:19,292
Who'd enter hell if I don't?
685
01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:25,833
I'm damned to be a monk
686
01:18:26,042 --> 01:18:27,499
now my life's practice
687
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:29,917
is gone!
688
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:34,875
What is it?
689
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:40,250
It stinks, it's sort of wet
690
01:18:51,042 --> 01:18:53,833
It stinks. I'll kick you dead
691
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,042
damn, damn!
692
01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:58,500
I'll kill you!
693
01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,916
I-meng, are you all right?
694
01:19:04,917 --> 01:19:07,125
Yes. Go and help liu first
695
01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:15,958
Master
696
01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:19,083
let's go!
697
01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:23,666
Who are you? Come out quickly!
698
01:19:23,667 --> 01:19:26,499
Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly!
699
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,749
Otherwise, your thousand years'
practice is gone now!
700
01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:31,957
Don't think I can't cope with
701
01:19:31,958 --> 01:19:33,582
you when you're inside
702
01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:35,000
wait and see
703
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:40,792
diarrhea, finished!
704
01:19:42,042 --> 01:19:43,958
What a pity! Hurting yourself
705
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:54,250
I-meng
706
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:20,457
Run, run quickly!
707
01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:22,125
Run quickly!
708
01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:31,250
Run!
709
01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:51,499
Use the master's gold
body to turn the wheel
710
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:52,792
to enter the lifeless tunnel
711
01:22:03,250 --> 01:22:04,750
Oh, no more oil!
712
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:09,500
Hold it
713
01:23:02,625 --> 01:23:03,792
Are you ok?
714
01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:27,625
Master
715
01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:29,125
catch
716
01:23:46,042 --> 01:23:47,249
Kill that devil
717
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:49,207
or I'm finished. Come on!
718
01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:53,417
I don't want to die here.
That'll deny me heaven
719
01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:00,833
Try to burn her with fire
720
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:03,750
pour the oil quickly
721
01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:10,375
Light the fire!
722
01:24:15,583 --> 01:24:18,250
Help me, Buddha!
723
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,874
Su-su
724
01:24:40,875 --> 01:24:42,499
how are you, su-su?
725
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:43,875
Miss liu
726
01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:48,416
don't be sad. I didn't know that
727
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,541
we couldn't go against nature
728
01:24:50,542 --> 01:24:52,457
cut it out!
729
01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:54,291
I'd die in peace
730
01:24:54,292 --> 01:24:56,249
if you were all right
731
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:57,749
no, you won't die
732
01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:58,958
miss liu
733
01:25:01,542 --> 01:25:03,875
i-meng, are you all right?
734
01:25:09,667 --> 01:25:10,749
I-meng
735
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:14,999
yin and Yang are different.
We must part anyway
736
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:15,708
never
737
01:25:15,709 --> 01:25:16,916
take care!
738
01:25:16,917 --> 01:25:18,125
Neveh
739
01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:21,832
su-su
740
01:25:21,833 --> 01:25:23,332
miss liu
741
01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,833
su-su
742
01:25:29,292 --> 01:25:32,458
i-meng
743
01:25:35,417 --> 01:25:37,958
we won't part, we won't
744
01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:41,416
i-meng
745
01:25:41,417 --> 01:25:43,499
so luck's with me
746
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,625
priest
747
01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:46,625
chu, you're out?
748
01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:50,167
Miss liu really is...
749
01:25:51,417 --> 01:25:53,832
We can't go against
heaven. Buddha be praised!
750
01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:55,999
Priest, i-meng may evaporate in no time
751
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,042
try to help her now!
752
01:25:59,125 --> 01:26:01,625
Chu, don't worry
753
01:26:02,792 --> 01:26:05,749
a mundane being sacrifices oneself for you
754
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:07,332
one in hell returns to earth
755
01:26:07,333 --> 01:26:08,707
and is reborn
756
01:26:08,708 --> 01:26:11,374
it's a swap between hell and earth
757
01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:14,291
chu, fortune did smile on you
758
01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:17,666
by dint of your strong Yang and true love
759
01:26:17,667 --> 01:26:19,332
you can shuttle between earth and hell
760
01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:22,833
and bring i-meng back to earth
761
01:26:23,417 --> 01:26:25,292
Buddha be praised!
762
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,000
Thank you, priest
763
01:26:27,001 --> 01:26:28,458
don't mention it
764
01:30:28,125 --> 01:30:31,458
It's better to be an earthly man
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