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NARRATOR: Previously,
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on a very special episode
of Clone High.
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Abe was put out
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when his demon girlfriend
was put out of commission
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before she could put out.
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And Harriet put out a story
about the whole thing.
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The phrase that pays on our show
today is "put out."
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And guess who
just made four dollars?
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No!
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-(SNORING)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Morning, sunshine!
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Dad... (GROANS)
What time is it?
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My watch says pancake o'clock.
(LAUGHS)
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-It's 4:30 a.m.
-Dad!
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I'm sorry, I'm excited!
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I've got your parent-principal
conference today.
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I finally get to meet
your new teachers,
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your new friends,
your girlfriend.
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Now, why do you have to say it
like that?
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Because I'm a cheesy dad!
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And I know how special
Cleo is to you.
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And if she's that special
to you,
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I'm sure I'll feel the same way.
Right?
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-Uh, yeah. Absolutely.
-Great!
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Okay, so I'll let you enjoy
your breakfast.
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I'm just gonna take
a little Polaroid of my angel
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for the road.
(IMITATES CAMERA SHUTTER)
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-Aw, it's a keeper.
-Bye, Dad.
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(GASPS) There's, like,
no oxygen under there.
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I literally almost died.
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Oh, my God,
it's pancake o'clock!
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("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG"
BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪
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Way, way back in the 1980s ♪
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Secret government employees ♪
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Dug up famous guys
And ladies ♪
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And made amusing
Genetic copies ♪
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Then the clones
As teens were frozen ♪
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Thawed out decades later
Why? ♪
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Back for reasons
They're not disclosin' ♪
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Giving high school
Another try ♪
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It's time to watch
Clone High ♪
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Energetic and engaging
Clone High ♪
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Our angst is entertaining
Clone High ♪
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(THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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-(BELL RINGING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I'm in!
Just one final button click
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and all my dreams come true.
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(MUNCHING)
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(SHRIEKS) Pop-up ad!
No! Get away!
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You'll never defeat me. Click!
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-(MUSIC FADES) ♪
-Yes! I did it!
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I just bought an island on eBay!
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How did you buy an island
when you can't even afford
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name-brand Swedish Fish?
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PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH: I prefer
the taste of Norwegian Guppies!
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(WAR HORN BLOWING)
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And I haven't actually
bought the island.
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I've secured the winning bid.
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Now, I have 24 hours
to come up with the money.
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We've got parent-principal
conferences today!
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That's it!
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Parent-principal conferences!
(GIGGLES)
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It's the perfect opportunity
to solicit bribes in exchange
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for scholastic favors.
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-(SIGHS) I already feel dirty.
-Well, get ready to feel filthy.
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Filthy rich!
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And probably
regular filthy, too.
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I'm suggesting we be open
to sexual favors. (CHUCKLES)
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Uh, yeah, I got that. Wesley.
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Just noticed some profanities
on the lockers.
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Adding that
to my talking points.
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Dad, you know these meetings
are only ten minutes each.
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Ten minutes?
Another talking point.
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-Yeah, it's so bright in here!
-Oh, no.
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-Mom, do not hit on the Elvises!
-(SLURRING) Good morning,
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-Elvises.
-(GROANS)
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There was four of them, right?
(GRUNTS)
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-Mom of the Year, right here!
-Who's that girl?
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Good question.
I've never seen her before.
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Just shameful how she's speaking
to her mother.
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Mr. Kim, we're ready for you.
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CLEO'S MOM: Hey, Red Sweater.
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You writing down
your number for me?
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-He doesn't like you, Mom!
-Hmm.
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You smell
like a Dave & Buster's!
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FRIDA'S DAD: Mm-mm.
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-(GROANS)
-(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I wish my foster parents
could finally see my school.
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But they're so busy jet-setting
around the world that they miss
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the important events in my life.
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Snorkeling meets,
dentist appointments,
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family photos.
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(SOMBER TUNE PLAYS) ♪
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-Point is, I'm home alone a lot.
-Aw, Sorry babe.
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Well, at least this day
has no dire consequences.
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SCUDWORTH: Attention, clones!
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Parent-principal conferences
this year are mandatory!
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If any clones' parents
don't attend,
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said clone will be banished
to the freezer.
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(FREEZER WHIRRING)
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-(ALL GASP)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Joan, what do we do?
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I think I've got it.
You said your parents
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have never been
to this school, right?
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Right.
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So, they've never
met Scudworth?
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-Hmm.
-Are you thinking
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-what I'm thinking?
-I'm thinking about pandas.
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-Confucius!
-They're comforting!
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Lemme get this straight.
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You want us to pose
as Confucius's parents?
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Exactly!
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Never! Maybe if you guys
didn't make my horny girlfriend
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implode into
the mirror dimension,
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things would be different.
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But you did do that!
So, I'm still just like
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expensive olive oil,
extra virgin.
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She was a demon, Abe.
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We only did that
so that you wouldn't die.
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Yeah, but at least
I wouldn't have died a virgin!
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I had a virgin uncle
who died of smelling
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his own farts,
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but all anyone could talk
about was how he was a virgin.
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I dunno, maybe he was a virgin
because of the farts.
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No, he was a virgin because
he lost his wiener
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in a tap-dancing accident!
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But, again, all everyone talks
about is that he died a virgin,
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not a tap-dancing fart machine!
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God, I miss him!
(SHRIEKS, CRIES)
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JFK, how would you feel
about posing as my dad
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for the parent conference?
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(GASPS) You should be ashamed
of yourself!
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-Huh?
-Hmm?
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Kidding! I was already
in character. I'm in.
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-Wow!
-Wow. He's good.
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(BELL RINGING)
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What's wrong, Dad?
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Your principal
is a morally bankrupt,
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money-hungry megalomaniac.
And I think the robot
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was offering sexual favors
in exchange for money.
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I'm worried this is the wrong
learning environment
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for you, Frida.
We might need to change schools.
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No, Dad! Sure,
Mr. Scuddleworth's a weirdo,
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but all my friends are here!
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And there's no way
I could leave Cleo.
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She's the best thing that's ever
happened to me.
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Well, then why
haven't I met her yet?
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Where is she?
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-(STUDENT GROANS)
-CLEOPATRA: I know you got gum!
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-(WHIMPERS)
-Gimme your gum!
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She's not in today.
She's getting extra credit,
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uh, working
at a soup kitchen
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for elderly amputees.
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Oh, well, that is commendable.
(CHUCKLES)
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Why don't you invite her over
for dinner tonight?
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I'd love to hear her make a case
for attending Clone High.
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To be clear,
I would be wearing latex gloves.
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I'm gonna research other schools
just in case.
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-Love you!
-CLEO: Oh, did your dad leave?
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I wanted to meet
the guy responsible
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-for raising my favorite person.
-Well, you're in luck.
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He invited you
to dinner tonight.
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Amazing! My foster mom
just makes pizza bagels
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when she's drunk,
and she's been drunk
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since we met.
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I knew you had gum,
you piece of shit!
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I see you chewing it!
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-(STUDENT SCREAMS)
-(SIGHS)
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You're looking
less than thrilled.
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I have to introduce Cleo
to my dad at dinner tonight.
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The only way he'll let me stay
at this school
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is if he likes her.
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You're in luck,
'cause I just launched
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a start-up designed
to help people
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in exactly your situation.
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-I'll give you
a little backstory. -(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I was watching this movie
about a famous matchmaker
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called Cyrano, then I got bored,
so I switched to this show
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about Elizabeth Holmes
and her company, Theranos.
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That got me so inspired,
I didn't even watch
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the second half of the series.
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I just came up with my product
and rushed it to the market.
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And that's how Cyranos was born.
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But how can Cyranos work for me?
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I'm glad you asked.
With my makeover guidance
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and skillful
conversational coaching,
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I will turn Cleo
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into the type of person
your dad will love.
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You see, Cyranos is built
on an elaborate network of lies.
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Over time, those lies
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produce results
you won't believe.
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-And this is legal?
-Yes!
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Is that one of the lies
you were talking about?
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"No! Just do it. It's fine!"
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-Okay, I'm in.
-Fuck yeah!
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"Cyranos, bitch!"
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-Cyranos ♪
-(MUSIC FADES) ♪
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Hey, girl. Heard about dinner
with Frida's dad tonight.
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Ooh, what's this you're wearing?
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This is Snuffles.
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He was my pet chinchilla,
but he got boring,
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-so I scarfed him.
-(EERIE MUSICAL STING) ♪
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Um, okay.
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When I say I "scarfed" him,
I don't mean I ate him.
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I just mean I turned him
into a scarf.
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Chic. But, you know, Frida's dad
is super uptight and moralistic.
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-Ew.
-I know.
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So, listen, what I'd like to do
is offer you a reverse makeover.
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AKA a make-under.
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We can put it
on my Cyranos corporate card.
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Whatever, as long
as you're paying.
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Leave a like
on the Cyranos website!
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Seriously, though,
leave a like!
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'Cause I'll know if you didn't!
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-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
-(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Thank you for meeting with us,
Principal Scudworth.
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Our son, Confucius, is our son.
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Indubitably. We may be absent
from his day-to-day life,
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but he's always present
in our thoughts
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since we are his parents.
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Yes, we truly love our son,
who is named...
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Confucius.
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-And scene.
-(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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I thought it felt nice.
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You guys look and sound
just like my parents,
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if they loved me
and were ever in this house.
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Instead, I'm a real
Kevin McCallister,
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obsessed with aftershave,
diabolically sassy
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-and always home alone.
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
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You guys are gonna be great!
We're gonna pull this off,
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and I'm not gonna get thrown
in the freezer!
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(ALL SHIVER)
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-All right, everyone, hands in!
-Now, let's go!
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Wait! Not that door!
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(SCREAMS)
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What's with all the booby traps?
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Ah, boobie. (LAUGHS) Ow.
241
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,993
I told you I'm home alone a lot!
242
00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,870
A boy has a right
to protect himself.
243
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,538
Oh, gee! Look out for the nails!
244
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,874
-(YELLS, SCREAMS)
-CONFUCIUS: Duck!
245
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,709
Oh! It's too late.
You got punched already.
246
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,336
-But wait!
-(SCREAMS) Ow!
247
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,547
(SCREAMS, GROANS)
248
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,841
(WHIMPERS)
249
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:53,718
Are you all right?
250
00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:58,473
I'm A-O-JFK! (SCREAMS) Why?
251
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,225
Makeunder, makeunder ♪
252
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,395
Makeunder, makeunder
Makeunder, makeunder ♪
253
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,063
Makeunder! No, no, no ♪
254
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,149
Makeunder, makeunder
Makeunder, makeunder ♪
255
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,527
Makeunder, makeunder
Makeunder! No, no, no. ♪
256
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,528
(SHRIEKS)
257
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,904
For you and me ♪
258
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:17,325
All right. What if we tried
something besides a push-up bra?
259
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,411
This is a push-down bra.
260
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,751
Do you have anything
that pushes further down?
261
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:27,961
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
262
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,921
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-So, how do you feel?
263
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,424
I feel like we picked
the worst clothes
264
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,759
-in the entire mall.
-Right?
265
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,845
Now, let's practice small talk.
266
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:40,724
-Ask Van Gogh how he is.
-But I don't care how he is.
267
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,225
-Just give it a try.
-(MUNCHES)
268
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:46,354
(SCOFFS) How are you
so pale and gray?
269
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,605
(SOBS)
270
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,233
No. Okay, no.
You just roasted him, right?
271
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,194
-We want to keep the talk small.
-It's Van Gogh.
272
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,612
The talk is always
gonna be small.
273
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,407
-(CRIES, MUNCHES)
-(SIGHS) Okay, look.
274
00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:00,618
This is the crown jewel
of the Cyranos product line.
275
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,787
With this in your ear,
I can feed lines
276
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,122
to you directly.
277
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,915
So, you wanna change
the way I look
278
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,292
and the way I talk?
279
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:11,254
For Frida! Her dad was talking
about making her change schools.
280
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,381
What? No, he can't do that.
281
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,258
You gotta nail this dinner
and convince him
282
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,593
to let her stay.
283
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,470
-Okay, gimme the ear thingy.
-(SLURPS)
284
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,138
-(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-Last one.
285
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,473
(VINCENT VAN GOGH GROANS)
286
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,557
Cyranos ♪
287
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,313
-Hey, Abe. Do you have a minute?
-(GROANS)
288
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,981
Abe, JFK's broken.
289
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,526
We really need you to step in
and play Confucius's dad!
290
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,988
Oh, play your fake husband?
Frig no!
291
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,574
How can I ever forgive you guys
for what you did to me
292
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,825
and my wiener?
293
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,787
(SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
294
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:49,000
(GRUNTS) Hey. C'mon.
295
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,252
-C'mon.
-"C'mon"?
296
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,754
C'mon.
297
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,799
ALL: C'mon!
298
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,886
Thanks for the really sincere
apology, guys. We're cool.
299
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,846
-Hey, come on.
-(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
300
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,517
How dare you!
You think it's that easy, Joan?
301
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,853
It was that easy for them!
Can't you just forgive me?
302
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:12,273
Sorry, you and I have baggage.
And it's heavy!
303
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,193
Easily over the 50-pound limit.
And you can't just take
304
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,195
your shoes out
and put them in your carry-on
305
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,655
this time, Joan.
306
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,700
We will never,
ever be friends again.
307
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:25,161
Now, I'm gonna help out,
but only for my bro, Confucius.
308
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:28,873
-I mean, my son, Confucius.
-Thanks, Dad.
309
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,292
-(ALL SIGH)
-(GRUMBLES)
310
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,420
(DOORBELL DINGING)
311
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,505
(UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
312
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,216
-Can I help you, ma'am?
-Frida. It's me.
313
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,177
Just messing with you, babe!
You look perfect.
314
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,431
Just get me to a chair.
I can't walk in flat shoes.
315
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,849
A couple hours with my dad
316
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,226
and you can go back
to your bad-ass self.
317
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,728
-You got this.
-(EARPIECE STATIC)
318
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,732
Correction, we got this.
That's the Cyranos promise.
319
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,900
Cleo! (CHUCKLES)
320
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,403
So delighted
to finally meet you.
321
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,031
You must be tired
after the day you've had.
322
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,240
Frida told him you missed school
323
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,075
because you were working
at a soup kitchen.
324
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,660
Why?
325
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,872
Well, uh, it can be tiring
looking out for others.
326
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,956
Just say that you're fine
327
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,208
and that helping people
energizes you.
328
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,754
I'm fine.
Helping people energizes me.
329
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,758
-Huh. Wow. That's impressive.
-Told you she was awesome, Dad.
330
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,093
-Say you're blushing.
-I'm blushing.
331
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,804
"And blushing's about as close
as I get to wearing makeup."
332
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,766
-(LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
333
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,935
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
We're having fun.
334
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,604
-(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-With a sizable donation
335
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,439
from you today,
we'd be delighted
336
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,774
to rename our science lab
337
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,610
The George Washington Carver
Science Center.
338
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,905
-Huh? Huh?
-I'm actually between jobs
339
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,532
and was hoping to apply
for financial aid.
340
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,910
Yuck!
You're asking me for money?
341
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,953
-Well--
-No, no, no.
342
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,288
No, nah, nee, no, nee, nah, no.
343
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,123
No, no, no, no, no.
No! No, no, no.
344
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,290
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
345
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:57,045
-Confucius's parents are here!
-Finally, rich people!
346
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,756
We need a windfall, Mr. B.
If I don't get the money soon,
347
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,258
Cloney Island is going
to the next highest bidder!
348
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,135
So happy you two could make it,
349
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,137
Mr. and Mrs.
Confucius's parents!
350
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,430
How's your money going?
351
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,307
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I mean, your day going?
352
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,642
Wealthy, I trust.
353
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:14,312
Well, I trust fund...
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
354
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,480
Please come in.
355
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,774
-ABE LINCOLN: Hmm.
-JOAN OF ARC: Indubitably.
356
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,651
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
357
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,821
Well, I would do anything
for my son, Confucius.
358
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,865
Even sit here
next to his mother, my wife,
359
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,575
a woman I can't stand.
360
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,578
Oh! (LAUGHS)
Let's not talk about our issues
361
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:34,290
in front of the nice principal,
dear husband o' mine.
362
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:39,170
Your expensive travels have
taken a toll on poor Confucius.
363
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,339
We've found that the best way
to turn things around
364
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,759
is with a sizable donation
from the parents.
365
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:50,140
You can blame my mean wife
for our long absences, Mr. Sir.
366
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,518
She is a selfish woman
who is a terrible friend.
367
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,521
Actually, it's my husband
who has terrible judgment
368
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,524
and follows his dong
instead of using his brain,
369
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,694
so I have to bail him out
of deadly situations.
370
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:06,364
-Ha-ha, that's rich!
-(GASPS) Speaking of rich,
371
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,658
-would you like--
-You see, Mr. Principal,
372
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,328
my wife only shows interest
in me when I'm with other women.
373
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:15,832
My husband only wanted me
when I was popular,
374
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,001
but when I was an outcast
under the bleachers
375
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,004
when I needed him the most,
he left me out to dry!
376
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,172
I've given you
a million chances,
377
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,506
-but you'll never change.
-Mm-hmm. Hmm. Mm-hmm.
378
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,925
-Cash, cash, cash!
-Money, money, money!
379
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,386
-Cash, cash, cash!
-Money, money, money!
380
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,141
And that is the harrowing tale
of how I saved 49 orphans...
381
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,852
...from the blood diamond cave.
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
382
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,188
-(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Wow. (LAUGHS) Just wow.
383
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,731
This is going great. (CHUCKLES)
384
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,400
You're everything I'd hope
you'd be and more, Cleo.
385
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,236
-(ONO MEOW'S)
-Get down, Ono! You dummy!
386
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,905
-Oh, no, you dummy!
-(GULPS)
387
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,406
Uh, I'm sorry. Excuse me?
388
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,033
Settle down, you little beast...
389
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,493
-(GASPS)
-...or I'm gonna neuter you!
390
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,495
-Um...
-I-- I think Cleo means
391
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,704
that she needs to settle down
392
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,581
after a long day
of helping others.
393
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,750
Including people who have
sadly been neutered.
394
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,627
-(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)
-Sorry!
395
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,088
There's a fire
I'm trying to put out!
396
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:06,549
-I'm trying to put out.
-I beg your pardon?
397
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,886
-HARRIET TUBMAN: I'm on fire!
-I'm on fire.
398
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,972
-Um, uh. (CHUCKLES)
-Cleo, focus.
399
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,183
Sorry. (EXHALES)
I'm a bit frazzled.
400
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,103
Right. Well, I think we're all
a little off today.
401
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,063
I'm still in shock
from the display I witnessed
402
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,564
at your school this morning.
403
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,316
Dad, you don't need
to get into that.
404
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,068
Really? What happened?
405
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,945
So, there was this awful girl...
406
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,613
-Dad.
-...too much makeup,
407
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,740
too little clothing,
too much attitude.
408
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,701
-You know the type...
-Dad. (GROANS)
409
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452
Frida, don't interrupt.
410
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,162
Her mother had fallen
to the ground,
411
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,622
and instead of helping her up,
412
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,583
this girl was shouting
these terrible things at her.
413
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,420
I see.
Frida didn't mention this.
414
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,630
She was probably trying
to put it out of her mind.
415
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,925
Did Frida mention the girl
probably had to put up
416
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,593
with an alcoholic mom
417
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,804
who embarrasses her
everywhere they go?
418
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,556
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Well, thankfully for everyone,
419
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,349
Frida said
she didn't even know the girl.
420
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,477
-Oh, she did, did she?
-Cleo, please.
421
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,565
I just wonder if that girl
you both think is so awful
422
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,898
looks anything like...
423
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,194
No! Abort mission,
abort mission! (SCREAMS)
424
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,445
...this!
425
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,161
It was you?
Frida, how could you do this?
426
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,204
Now, you can meet the real me,
Mr. Frida's Dad.
427
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,790
I wear too much makeup,
too little clothing,
428
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,585
and have too much attitude.
429
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:27,672
I'm Cleo-fucking-patra.
And I'm so done with this shit.
430
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,301
(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
431
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,303
Well, someone needs
to put two dollars
432
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:36,598
in the swear jar for that
and it's not gonna be me.
433
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,475
(GROANS)
434
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,936
ABE: Well, you belonged
under those bleachers, Jernice!
435
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,688
JOAN: Sometimes, I wish I had
let you have sex
436
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,608
with that demon because then
you'd be dead, Archibald!
437
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:50,362
-This isn't good.
-Don't worry. I have an idea.
438
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,155
-(OVERLAPPING SHOUTING)
-Okay, you've actually gone
439
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,783
way over your allotted time
and I have to charge you
440
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,534
for that, so if you just want
to shoot me
441
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:57,869
your Swiss bank account
number, we could...
442
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,955
-Stop fighting, Mom and Dad!
-(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
443
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,083
JFK: Listen to my grandson!
444
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,002
That's right!
445
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,713
It's Grandpa Eddie
back from the war,
446
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,508
full of wisdom
and blunt force trauma!
447
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,427
You two have so much history.
448
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,847
All relationships have
ups and downs.
449
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,808
But at the core of it all,
450
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,769
you two mean something
to each other.
451
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:27,816
Work it out. For the kid,
my foster grandson.
452
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:32,153
Your foster son
who is Confucius.
453
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,533
Grandpa... was it Freddie?
454
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,869
...is right. I'm sorry
for blocking your dong, husband.
455
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,413
I just care about you,
456
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,206
and I thought
I was doing the right thing.
457
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:47,794
But I realize I should have
let you and your dong decide.
458
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,921
Thank you.
From the bottom of my heart,
459
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,257
and the bottom
of my dong's heart.
460
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,384
-Aw.
-(SCREAMS) You mother--
461
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,595
(SUSPENSEFUL TUNE PLAYS) ♪
462
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,974
Real foster mom
and real foster dad? You came!
463
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,308
Of course we came, son!
464
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,103
We had to pick up our racehorses
on our way home from Monaco,
465
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,479
and we naturally thought
we'd stop by
466
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,398
for parent-principal
conferences.
467
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,233
Well, then who the flippity fuck
468
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,152
have I been talking to
this whole time?
469
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,113
It appears they've been
students in wigs.
470
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,116
I'm assuming this is for bribes?
471
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,701
Archibald and I
would like Confucius
472
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,828
to graduate top of his class.
473
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,707
Keep the change. (LAUGHS)
474
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,045
Cloney Island is mine, Mr. B!
Whoo!
475
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,631
Deactivating prostitution mode.
Yippee!
476
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,967
-Cleo, wait up!
-(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
477
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,803
-What?
-I-- I just wanna say I'm sorry.
478
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,638
Sorry you don't like
the way I talk
479
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,140
or the way I look?
480
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,809
(SCOFFS) How do people walk
in these ground huggers?
481
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,186
Cleo... (SIGHS)
482
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,189
I actually thought we were doing
this whole stupid thing
483
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:52,734
because you were embarrassed
of your dad. But now I get it.
484
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:56,780
You're embarrassed of me.
Well, fuck that.
485
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,990
Hey,
I'm so not embarrassed of you.
486
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,825
I think you're amazing!
487
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,786
And I should never have
asked you to change who you are
488
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,371
just to please my dad.
489
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:08,166
If he can't see what I can see,
then that's on him, not on you.
490
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,501
I love you, Cleo.
491
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,837
For everything you are
and for everything you aren't.
492
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,173
Then why would you ask me
to change?
493
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,383
I shouldn't have.
494
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,510
I shouldn't have asked you
to do any of this.
495
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,679
But the fact that you did
makes me feel
496
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,681
like the luckiest girl
in the world.
497
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,433
-Seriously?
-Absolut-- (SCREAMS)
498
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:30,355
(GASPS) You gotta be kidding me.
That was all from Harriet?
499
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,856
-(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
-Hey, heads up,
500
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,692
I can't do refunds.
501
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,654
No, Cleo! I meant every word
Harriet just told me to say!
502
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,198
I just did that 'cause I didn't
wanna mess this up!
503
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,991
Oh, nothing's messed up.
504
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,202
Now everything's exactly
how it should be.
505
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,663
-Really?
-Yup.
506
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,540
-We're done.
-What?
507
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,209
I'm officially
breaking up with you,
508
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,086
effective immediately.
509
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:57,465
-Do not try to follow me.
-Cleo, no! Wait.
510
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,595
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
511
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,056
(MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
512
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,683
Well, real Mom and real Dad,
513
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,019
how 'bout some fro-yo
and a catch-up sesh?
514
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,229
'Fraid not, sport.
We've gotta jet to Majorca
515
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,731
to see a man
about some golden pills
516
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,399
that'll make
our doo-doo sparkle.
517
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,900
How about a hug?
518
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,527
(ALL GRUNT SOFTLY)
519
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,238
And some
walking around emeralds.
520
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,032
-Joan, these are for you.
-(SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
521
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,451
-For me?
-You make our boy happy.
522
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:27,245
We just want you to keep making
him happy while we're gone.
523
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,830
And we're always gone.
524
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:32,167
-Oh, I don't feel comfortable--
-No takebacks!
525
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,377
-Ta-ta! (LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
526
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:39,883
They do care about me.
Just in small, infrequent doses.
527
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,384
Thanks for coming
to my rescue, gang.
528
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,262
Ow, ow! I'm still very hurt
from the boobie traps!
529
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,598
(LAUGHING)
Boobie. I can't help it.
530
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,267
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
531
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,687
-So?
-She broke up with me.
532
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,774
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, sweetheart.
533
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,650
I'm the one
who lied to everybody.
534
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,235
I guess I got what I deserve.
535
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,946
No one deserves to have
their heart broken like that.
536
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,657
Besides, you just wanted
Cleo and I to like each other.
537
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,950
Imagine that.
538
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,079
Someone being protective
of the people they love.
539
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,288
I do love you, Dad.
540
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,249
I love you, too.
541
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,418
Heart-shaped pancakes
tomorrow morning?
542
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,962
Sure. Maybe we wait
until after sunrise, though?
543
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,632
-(CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES) Deal.
544
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,967
HARRIET: Frida! Frida!
Frida, are you there?
545
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,260
Harriet, what's wrong?
546
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,679
HARRIET: I think I'm getting
raided by the Feds.
547
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,889
Can I come over and put
some stuff in your toilets?
548
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,474
Please! (GRUNTS)
549
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,142
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-FEDERAL AGENT: Open up, Miss Tubman!
550
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,394
One minute!
551
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,312
I thought you said
it was all totally legal?
552
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,272
HARRIET: Oh, my God,
who cares what I said?
553
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:37,482
How many toilets do you have?
554
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,317
I just need
one more round of funding!
555
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,944
-FEDERAL AGENT: We're comin' in!
-(DOOR BANGS OPEN)
556
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,278
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Okay, gotta pivot.
557
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,989
(GRUNTS) Is anyone here
a venture capitalist?
558
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:45,990
Cyranos ♪
559
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,326
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
560
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:36,875
(THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
561
00:23:36,925 --> 00:23:41,475
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