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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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NARRATOR: Previously,
on a very special Clone High...
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Harriet broke up with Toussaint
to get back together
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-with Confucius...
-(SMOOCHES)
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...without realizing
that the ship had sailed.
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By “ship,”
I mean “floating staircase.”
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And by “sailed,”
I mean “off into the sunset”
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with Joan of Arc.
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I just did
so many air quotes right there.
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(CHUCKLES) I honestly never know
what to do with my hands.
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("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG"
BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪
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Way, way back in the 1980s ♪
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Secret government employees
Dug up famous guys and ladies ♪
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And made amusing
Genetic copies ♪
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Then the clones
As teens were frozen ♪
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Thawed out decades later
Why? ♪
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Back for reasons
They’re not disclosin’ ♪
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Giving high school
Another try ♪
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It’s time
To watch Clone High ♪
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Energetic and engaging
Clone High ♪
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Our angst is entertaining
Clone High ♪
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(THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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It won’t be long now, Mr. B.
Soon the clones will be off
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to ski week,
and our faculty staycation week
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can begin!
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-I need a week off so bad.
-So bad. I’m, like, dying.
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I’m, like, double dying.
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Why do you always have
to one-up me?
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Why do you always have
to two-up me? Oh, I hear it now.
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-(BUS HONKING)
-Ah, yes, the bus is here.
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I booked the cheapest trip
I could find,
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so we could have some fun
with the leftover cash.
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Looks like you saved
a ton of money.
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(CLATTERS)
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-(LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
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I saved so much money. Yes.
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STUDENTS: Ski week! Ski week!
Ski week! Ski week!
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(MOANING, SMOOCHES)
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Baby, I’m gonna miss you
so much.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Baby, I’m gonna text you
every minute.
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Don’t forget about me
in the next two days, baby.
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(MOANING, SMOOCHES)
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Aw, baby, I wish I could go
with you, baby.
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Damn my allergy to the vinyl
they use on bus seats!
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Oh baby, damn it to hell, baby!
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(MOANING, SMOOCHES)
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Come on, bud,
we gotta get good seats.
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-Oh, my baby. Bye, baby!
-(ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Bye, baby! I’ll text you
the whole time, baby!
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Let’s get that big bench
in the back,
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so I have room to maneuver
with the ladies.
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You know it’s been almost a day
since I announced I was done
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being a born-again virgin.
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(CHUCKLES) I'm still
a born-again virgin.
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(CHUCKLES) This bus
better look out!
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Hey, have you told Harriet
about us yet?
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-Not exactly.
-Babe?
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It’s hard because
our relationship
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is mostly her telling me things.
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But now we’re stuck in limbo.
We can’t move forward
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with our relationship
until Harriet knows the truth.
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You’re right. And you totally
have my blessing to tell her.
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Oh, my goodness.
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-Me?
-You’re her best friend!
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You can recover from this!
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Hey! Did somebody take
my night retainer?
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Just 'cause if someone
took my stuff,
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especially something
I’ve been sleeping with
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for the last six months,
I will hunt you down
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and I will make-- Oh, sorry.
Here it is. (CHUCKLES)
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You know, I think Harriet’s
probably had enough excitement
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-for one day.
-Just tell her about us!
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-Uh, I’m sorry, Avalanche Point?
-Sounds pretty gnarly, huh?
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Not exactly where
I would have picked
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for our first vacation together.
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I don’t know, babe.
I bet it has some killer runs.
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Oh, they’re killer all right.
Killer... to death!
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-(CACKLES)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(SCREAMS) I know it’s comin’
and it still gets me.
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(EXCLAIMS) Job done.
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Now, we’ve got a week
to just hang.
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-Like bros.
-A few drinks, a few laughs.
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I’m going to learn
how to make lasagna.
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
I love lasagna!
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I can’t wait to spend
all this quality time together.
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-Ah, come on.
-Which one of you is going
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as the clones' chaperone?
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Not it! (GRUNTS)
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Help! I’m claustrophobic!
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-Wes--
-He’s fine.
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-MR. BUTLERTRON: I'm not fine...
-(GROANS) Okay, you and I
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are gonna spend the week
installing security cameras
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-in the clones’ lockers.
-Hmm?
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It’s gonna be hours
of grueling, back-breaking--
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I changed my mind!
Stop! Stop the bus! Shit!
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(CLONES SMOOCH, SLURP)
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This weekend’s
gonna be so fire, babe.
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It’s gonna be like
a roasted marshmallow.
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Hot and crispy.
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We got back together
just at the right time.
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Yeah, totally. Uh, did you know
marshmallows are bones?
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That’s a fun fact, right?
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Mm-hmm. Should we make out
a little bit?
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I would, but I get car sick,
and the last thing I want to do
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is throw up in your mouth.
Unless it’s consensual.
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Yeah, no. It would never be.
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(CONFUCIUS GROANS)
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You know, I’m actually feeling
a little nauseous right now.
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I better go to the bathroom
and sort this out.
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I’ll bring back some to prove
I was really sick.
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What?
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I’m just saying,
I’m-- I'm really sick.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-Hey.
-Hey. (GASPS)
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(MOANS, SMOOCHES)
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I’ve been waiting forever
for that.
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So, how was Harriet
after you told her?
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-Um... (GROANS)
-You haven’t done it yet?
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-I’ve been trying!
-Why’d you let me kiss you?
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It’s like
we just cheated on her.
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I can’t do it on my own.
I’m not strong enough.
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Okay, okay,
we’ll do it together.
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As soon as we arrive.
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I love that plan.
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But no more kissing
until we tell her.
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Totally.
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Just maybe one to seal the deal.
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-Like a handshake, but a kiss.
-Exactly.
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-(SLURPING, GRUNTING) That’s it.
-(SLURPING, GRUNTING) No more.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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MR. B: I can’t be stuck
in enclosed spaces like this.
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It makes me...
(SPLUTTERS) ...glitch.
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(SPLUTTERS) Oh, God!
Please someone help!
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(SPLUTTERS)
I’m all the help you need.
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(SPLUTTERS) Gulp. Whimper.
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What’s going on? All the ladies
are currently spoken for.
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Sorry, give me a sec.
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Just told Mary
you’re still a BAV.
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That means "born-again virgin."
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Whoa, w-- why’d you tell
her that?
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We tell each other everything.
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Hey, how crazy is it that
an actual virgin like myself
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is having more luck
with the ladies
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-than you right now? (LAUGHS)
-(CELLPHONE BUZZES)
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Oh, she’s even funnier on text.
I can’t keep up.
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(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(CLONES SMOOCH, SLURP)
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(GROANS)
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(CLONES CHEER)
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Enjoy your stay.
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-Forever. (CACKLES)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(SCREAMS) God dang lightning!
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Gonna give me
a fucking heart attack!
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(EVIL VOICE) Destroy,
destroy, destroy! (GROANS)
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I’m free, sigh of relief.
Now, I can relax.
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(EVIL VOICE)
Unless you get us trapped again.
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(NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, right.
Like that could happen twice.
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-(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(CLONES GASP)
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-(BEAR ROARS)
-(MOOSE MOOS)
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-(FIRE CRACKLES)
-(CLONES LAUGH)
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-Wow.
-This is nice.
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-It’s huge.
-Who wants lasagna tonight?
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-Me.
-Yes.
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-Lasagna?
-Mr. B’s here?
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Okay, this is actually
much better than I expected.
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What should we do first?
Hot tub?
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We’ve been sitting
on that bus for hours.
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Why don’t we hit the slopes
and try out this sweet
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tandem board I got for us?
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Oh, honey, no.
I don’t ski. I après-ski.
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-Oh! What if we go shopping?
-Oh, way ahead of you.
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Look at this.
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-Babe, did you get me something?
-I got us something.
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-Check it out.
-Oh my God, they’re fleece.
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Uh-huh.
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Babe, I only wear clothes
that enhance my figure.
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-Like this.
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-FRIDA KAHLO: Whoa!
-Yeah, you gotta return those.
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I can’t. They say,
“Cleda’s First Vacation.”
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Yikes.
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Besides, they’re so comfortable.
And durable and lightweight.
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-Uh-huh.
-I promise, once you try it on,
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-you’re gonna be thanking me.
-Mm-hmm. So great.
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Where’s Harriet?
Let’s get this over with.
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Yeah, we’ll just rip
the Band-Aid off.
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-Can I tell you guys a secret?
-(GASPS)
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Who said anything about secrets?
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-What secret?
-I’ve never been skiing before.
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(SIGHS) Feels so good
to get off my chest.
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Can I count on my bestie
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and my boyfie
to show me the ropes?
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-Uh, yeah.
-Of course.
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I trust you two with my life.
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I’m so glad
we’re doing this together.
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-Me, too.
-So blessed.
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Let’s get out there!
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-(GROANS)
-(GROANS)
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Ooh, a roaring fire!
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(CELLPHONE CAMERA CLICKS)
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A symbol of my burning desire
for you, my love. Send.
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-(PHONE BUZZES)
-Hey, that was quick.
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What is...
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(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Oh. My. God.
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I got a boob pic!
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Really? Let me see.
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Sorry, bud,
this one’s for my eyes only.
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-What about a sniff then?
-You want to sniff the picture?
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I don’t know. Yeah?
Is that a problem?
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I guess not.
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-(SNIFFS)
-ABE: That’s enough of a sniff!
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Come on, find your own boobs!
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Time to get serious.
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Hey, Vespucci,
what’s our elevation here?
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Seven thousand
three hundred feet.
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Copy that. Pythagoras,
what’s that in miles?
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-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Roughly 1.3.
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Who wants to join
the 1.3-mile high club?
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PYTHAGORAS: Roughly!
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Oh, you better believe it!
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PODCASTER: Once your oven
has pre-heated to 375 degrees,
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place the tray inside.
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-(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(OVEN DOOR CLOSING)
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PODCASTER: Congratulations.
You’re now cooking lasagna.
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Mamma mia!
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-JOAN OF ARC: Okay, Harriet.
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00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,373
Just make your way to that line
before the chair comes.
234
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,250
Oh, okay, well I better go.
Who’s coming with me?
235
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,253
-You’re the boyfriend!
-But you’re the best friend!
236
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,589
Ah, just get the next one.
237
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,966
We can’t let this drag out
any longer.
238
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,094
The last thing we want
is for her to find out
239
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,929
from someone else
that we’re together.
240
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,597
I do like hearing you say
that we’re together.
241
00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,349
But it’s not official! Not yet.
242
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:04,062
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
243
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,277
Okay, when we get off the lift,
let’s just do it.
244
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,654
Absolutely.
245
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,614
It’s the perfect time
to tell her.
246
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,783
Surrounded by all this
natural beauty.
247
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,785
She can’t possibly get upset
in a place like this.
248
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,953
Right?
249
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,622
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
250
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,000
I bet she’s gonna be happy
for us.
251
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,346
Guys, look how high we are!
252
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,515
-Oh, my God!
-Yeah, so high!
253
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,727
-(SIGHS)
-(SIGHS)
254
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,645
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
255
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:46,813
That was close.
256
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,273
As soon as
we get off this thing,
257
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,150
-we’re doing it.
-Absolutely.
258
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,444
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
259
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,738
(CHUCKLES)
260
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,159
Here it comes. Let’s do it.
261
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,457
-I chickened out.
-(SIGHS) Me, too.
262
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,834
-Hey!
-(ALL SHUSH)
263
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,420
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(SNOW RUMBLES)
264
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,839
Why didn’t you get off?
Where are you going?
265
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,632
-We messed up!
-We’ll see you back there!
266
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,509
-CONFUCIUS: Our bad!
-Oh.
267
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,386
(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
268
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,139
Where are all the ladies, JFK?
269
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,183
(CHUCKLES) Just 'cause
you can’t see them,
270
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,770
doesn’t mean they’re not here.
Eh? Eh?
271
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,189
(SIGHS) Nah,
there’s no one here.
272
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,274
(GROANS) I can’t get rid
of this virginity!
273
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,984
You wanna hop in
while there’s room?
274
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,445
I’d love to, but I got
a little situation here.
275
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,364
I don’t know how to respond
to Mary’s boob pic.
276
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,865
I’ve never done sexting before.
277
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,368
-Send her a dick pic.
-Seriously?
278
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,535
Yeah, you wanna see the panties,
279
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,037
you gotta up the antes,
you know?
280
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,081
I mean, what if she doesn’t like
the pic?
281
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,625
What if she just zeroes in
on all the flaws?
282
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,877
You got a lot of flaws
on your wang?
283
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,172
No. I mean, I don’t think so.
I don’t know what she’s looking
284
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,340
for ding-dongily.
285
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,760
Here’s what I know.
She showed you her boobies,
286
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,553
and the longer you wait
to respond,
287
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,764
the more she’s gonna think
you didn’t like what you saw.
288
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,890
I don’t know.
289
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,350
What do you mean
you don’t know?
290
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,851
Well, you don’t seem
to be on fire
291
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,561
with the ladies right now.
I mean, maybe the game
292
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,647
has changed since the last time
you were on the market.
293
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,525
What? (CHUCKLES) That’s insane.
Look, here, I’ll prove it.
294
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,110
Wait, what are you doing?
What’s happening?
295
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,736
(CELLPHONE CAMERA CLICKS)
296
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,364
-What did you do?
-My dick pics never fail.
297
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,407
She’s gonna think it’s yours
298
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,575
and you’re off
to the races, baby!
299
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,202
Oh my God, she’s typing.
300
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,412
Relax! When we get back,
301
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,871
she’s gonna want
to jump your bones!
302
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,668
I think me and Frida
are totally incompatible.
303
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,422
There, there. (GRUNTS)
304
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,382
-(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-I never noticed it at school,
305
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,967
probably because
we’re just stuck in class
306
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,219
and we make the best of it,
but now that we can do
307
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,431
whatever we want, it’s so clear
that we have nothing in common.
308
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,351
Well, if you want
some cheering up,
309
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,103
I know somebody
who could have sex with you
310
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,271
for several minutes.
311
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,940
Ew, gross!
That's not what I meant.
312
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,525
All right, there’s also
this new thing I do
313
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,736
that involves whips
and whippets that I--
314
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,070
Okay, I’m out.
315
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,448
(BREATHES DEEPLY) Hey, wait!
It’s not “whippets” the drugs,
316
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,159
it’s the skinny dogs!
They’re called “whippets!”
317
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,077
What is going on here?
318
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,456
-Oh, God! She hated it!
-What?
319
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,916
The picture of your penis.
And she thinks it’s mine!
320
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,376
No way.
321
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,296
Abe! Wait, wait, wait.
What was the issue? The twig?
322
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,256
The berries? The underbrush?
Talk to me!
323
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,469
-(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(SNOW RUMBLES)
324
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,640
(TIMER RINGS)
325
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,726
PODCASTER: Now that
your lasagna is fully cooked,
326
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,144
the hard part begins.
327
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,813
Allowing 15 minutes to cool
before digging in.
328
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:37,150
-(LAUGHING)
-(LAUGHS) Laugh.
329
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,485
You must’ve misread the message.
330
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,154
There’s no possible way
she didn’t like it.
331
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,198
She sent a thumbs down, JFK!
332
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,033
-God! What do I do now?
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
333
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,618
Okay, well-- well,
let me try another one.
334
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,744
The lighting was probably bad.
335
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,871
-Absolutely not!
-I can fix this.
336
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,039
No!
337
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,876
Let me fix this! I promise,
my dick pics are home runs!
338
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,337
Right out of the park
and into the bedroom!
339
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:01,675
Don’t! JFK! Stop sexting...
(YELLING) ...my girlfriend!
340
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,177
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
341
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,429
(ALARM RINGING)
342
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,889
(BOTH GRUNT, GROAN)
343
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,766
-Okay, it’s now or never.
-JFK: No! (PANTING, GROANING)
344
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,184
First thing out of our mouths,
345
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,186
we say,
“Harriet, we’re together.”
346
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,773
-Absolutely.
-Harriet, we’re together.
347
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,025
Yeah, we are. Finally!
348
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,027
-She misinterpreted me.
-(JFK GROANING)
349
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,196
Harriet, there’s something
we need to tell you.
350
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,615
-Joan and I--
-Everyone, listen up!
351
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,534
There’s an avalanche warning
in effect.
352
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,077
Apparently they can
be triggered by...
353
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,912
-(WHISPERING) ...loud noises.
-(YELLING) What?
354
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,330
(WHISPERING) Let’s keep it down.
355
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,373
-Okay.
-Got it.
356
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,833
-Got it.
-Fair enough!
357
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,334
So, what were you gonna tell me?
358
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,419
Tell you?
359
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,337
Why you didn’t get off the lift?
What’s going on?
360
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,672
Just to clarify,
361
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,049
yelling would be
a bad thing right now.
362
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,384
The worst.
363
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,095
I promise it’s not as bad
as making me wait another second
364
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,471
to hear your explanation.
365
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,933
Okay, but when we say it,
you can’t yell.
366
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,560
-Why would I yell?
-Why would she yell?
367
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,936
-What’s the big deal?
-(SHUSHES)
368
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,564
-Is everything okay?
-Yes, everything’s okay.
369
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,648
Everyone’s fine.
370
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,899
Well, then say it.
371
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,360
-We’re a couple.
-We’re dating.
372
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,737
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
373
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,197
Okay. (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
Very funny.
374
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,907
You already played
this little game, remember?
375
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,118
-It’s not a game.
-It’s real, Harriet.
376
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:14,581
Uh, are you serious?
Um, for how long? (CHUCKLES)
377
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,876
No time, really.
We haven’t kissed or anything.
378
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,920
-Well...
-Okay, we kissed once or twice.
379
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:21,963
-(CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES)
380
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,923
The last one
was like a handshake.
381
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,508
Yeah, it was basically
like this.
382
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,261
JOAN: Like this, but you know,
imagine tongues.
383
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,055
Yeah, I got it. (EXHALES)
384
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,598
We’ve been trying
to tell you, Harriet.
385
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,476
Just, uh, making me look
like a fool.
386
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,311
No, we’re the fools.
387
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,938
(YELLING) Don’t you tell me
who the fools are, Joan!
388
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,441
Okay, Harriet,
just remember to stay calm.
389
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,443
(SCREAMING) I’m fucking calm!
390
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:49,324
-(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(SNOW RUMBLES)
391
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,411
(ALL SCREAMING) Avalanche!
392
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,121
(INTENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
393
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,415
Oh, God! How do we get out?
394
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,335
I’ve got no service.
(YELLING) I’ve got no service!
395
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,550
(YELLING) We’re trapped!
396
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,469
PODCASTER: Now, a sprinkle
of parsley
397
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,639
and it’s ready to share,
or keep all to yourself.
398
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,059
-(LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLES) Naughty podcaster!
399
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,977
This is all your fault!
400
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,647
If you hadn’t been sneaking
around behind my back,
401
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,732
I never would have screamed.
402
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,484
We wanted to tell you sooner!
403
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,236
We just couldn’t decide
how or when,
404
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,487
or what words to use!
405
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,614
There’s so much that goes
into a project like this!
406
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,325
You’re not the easiest person
to disappoint, Harriet.
407
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:36,663
Hmm. Okay, well, here’s an idea,
stop disappointing me!
408
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,832
I’m sorry,
but this is also JFK’s fault.
409
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,626
I only yelled because he sent
my girlfriend a dick pic.
410
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,629
-She was supposed to like it!
-That doesn’t make it better!
411
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,589
Everybody, we’re wasting oxygen!
412
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,299
Why don’t we all
just stay quiet?
413
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,509
Fine with me.
414
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,677
Not like we have anything to say
415
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,512
-to each other anyway.
-What?
416
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,681
We haven’t spent two seconds
with each other
417
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,933
-since we’ve been here!
-And that’s my fault?
418
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:00,353
I mean, yeah, you’re the one
who likes doing lame stuff.
419
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,855
My stuff is not lame!
420
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,690
-(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
-I can’t believe I trusted you!
421
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,151
-This is his fault!
-I’m just trying to help you!
422
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,986
Lasagna’s ready!
423
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,070
ALL: Nobody wants lasagna!
424
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,698
You’re joking.
425
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,366
We’ve got a little
more important stuff
426
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,534
to deal with right now.
427
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,871
In case you hadn’t noticed,
we’re trapped in here.
428
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,830
Trapped? No, no, no, no, no, no.
429
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,250
(EVIL VOICE) Yes.
We’re not trapped. We’re free.
430
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,711
No.
431
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,005
(NORMAL VOICE) We can get
out of this. We can escape.
432
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,215
-(MR. B SPLUTTERS)
-(CLONES GASP)
433
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:33,470
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH, SPLUTTERS)
434
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,809
(EVIL VOICE) You can untie me.
I’m so much better now.
435
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,061
Yeah, we don’t believe you.
436
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,356
Ah, you’ll pay for that!
I’ll eat your brains! (WHIRRS)
437
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,398
Now, what do we do?
438
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,733
It’s gonna be night soon,
439
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,902
and it’s gonna start getting
really cold in here.
440
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,196
Not as cold as what you did
to me, though.
441
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,075
-Wow, Harriet, really?
-What? She stole my boyfriend!
442
00:17:55,116 --> 00:18:00,080
-(SNOW RUMBLING)
-(CLONES SCREAMING)
443
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,458
If we’re gonna survive this,
we have to stop yelling.
444
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,668
Honestly, Harriet,
445
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,128
you don’t have anything
to be mad about anyway.
446
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,213
Excuse me?
447
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,590
Joan didn’t steal Confucius
from you.
448
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,717
You guys broke up
because you eye cheated on him
449
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,260
with Toussaint, remember?
450
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,929
Then you ended things
with Toussaint
451
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,931
because you thought
Confucius was available
452
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,975
and it turns out he wasn’t.
Get over yourself.
453
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,104
If you don’t want
to get over yourself,
454
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,856
I could get over you. Hmm...
455
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,191
ALL: Seriously?
456
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,861
What is happening?
I got no game anymore!
457
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,572
(GROANS) This could not get
any worse.
458
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,449
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(CLONES YELLING)
459
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,451
JOAN: Shit. Why'd you have
to say that, JFK?
460
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,037
JFK: Honestly, I didn’t think
it could get worse!
461
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,414
(PHONES CLICKING)
462
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,958
Uh, guys? Where’s Mr. B?
463
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,084
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
464
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,128
MR. B: (EVIL VOICE)
You shouldn’t have tied me up.
465
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,130
That was naughty.
466
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,840
(CLONES SCREAM)
467
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,723
(EVIL VOICE) Come out,
come out, wherever you are!
468
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,101
This is your chaperone speaking.
469
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:07,188
It’s time
to take your punishment!
470
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,899
I can’t believe I’m gonna die
a born-again virgin!
471
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,776
-(SHUSHES) Nobody’s dying!
-(CLEAVER SNAPPING)
472
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,986
(CLONE SCREAMING)
473
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,446
What’s the point in living?
474
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,823
I’ve completely lost
my touch with the ladies.
475
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,326
You didn’t lose your touch, JFK.
You were always like this.
476
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,536
(SCOFFS) Pardon me?
477
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,955
I mean, she’s right.
You hit on everyone you see
478
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,498
and every once
in a while it works.
479
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,375
Over time, that gives you
pretty good numbers.
480
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,919
You never used to care
when you got shot down.
481
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,671
That’s the only difference.
482
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,174
-Oh, my God. Breakthrough!
-(MR. B CACKLING)
483
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,925
You know, when you two
work together,
484
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,218
you make a pretty good team.
485
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,346
I suppose we have our moments.
486
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,222
-(MR. B WHIRRING)
-(CLONE SCREAMING)
487
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,517
And I feel like the three of us
could make an even better team.
488
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,518
-Stop right there.
-Too far.
489
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,520
MR. B:
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
490
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,147
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
491
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,482
-Kill, kill...
-We have to get out
492
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,067
-of this hell hole.
-MR. B: Kill, kill...
493
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,568
-I’m freezing.
-MR. BU: Kill, murder.
494
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,653
Why didn’t you put on that nice,
warm jacket Frida got you?
495
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,698
Ew, I would actually
rather freeze to death.
496
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,408
Fleece is what you wear
in the mountains!
497
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,370
And I’m sorry I was excited
about our first trip together.
498
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,413
Oh, don’t act like
I wasn’t excited
499
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,664
for our first trip.
500
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,417
I’m going to make
a new lasagna now.
501
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:13,421
And this one’s going to have
a different kind of meat.
502
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,923
(CACKLING)
503
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,301
I hope that’s sauce
on his apron.
504
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,720
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(SCREAMS)
505
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:21,971
(CLONES SCREAM)
506
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,849
(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
507
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,560
(NORMAL VOICE)
My God. A way out.
508
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,730
Why do I have
this cleaver right now?
509
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:31,940
-HARRIET TUBMAN: Now!
-(GRUNTS)
510
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,234
Everybody, look! We’re saved!
511
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:41,491
(HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
512
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,911
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
How are we supposed
513
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,247
-to get up there?
-I can make it.
514
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,041
Wait, what if you get stuck?
It’s too dangerous.
515
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,585
I won’t get stuck.
I just need the right outfit.
516
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,921
-Something slimming.
-Ah-ha!
517
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,340
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(ZIPPER STRAINING)
518
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,927
-Wow.
-Let’s do this.
519
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,305
(CLONES CHEER)
520
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,101
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
521
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:09,978
(FRIDA GRUNTS)
522
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,814
(SIGHS, GASPS)
523
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,858
Told you the fleeces
were durable.
524
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,068
Okay, you proved your point
about the fleeces.
525
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,570
Now, give me one.
526
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,864
-Really?
-I’ll wear it my way.
527
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,287
(SMOOCHES)
528
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,039
(CLONES CHEER)
529
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,790
MRS. OMINOUSKY: Sorry,
no one expected
530
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,459
this many survivors.
531
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,295
We only got three helicopters.
532
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,797
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
533
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,592
-(HELICOPTER CRASHING)
-Two helicopters.
534
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,385
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
535
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:51,186
Oh, Abe.
I’m so glad you’re safe.
536
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:53,646
Mary, there’s something
I need to tell you.
537
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:57,108
Let me explain, Abe.
Mary, that dick pic you saw,
538
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,152
the one you thought deserved
a thumbs down,
539
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:02,238
that wasn’t Abe’s ding dong.
That was mine.
540
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,991
I insisted on sending you
a dick pic 'cause I, er, uh,
541
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,826
thought it would get
a good response.
542
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,497
I was desperate for validation
and it backfired.
543
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,624
So, please don’t blame Abe.
544
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,959
He certainly doesn’t deserve
a thumbs down.
545
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,129
He deserves a thumbs up.
You got a good one here.
546
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,340
I knew it was your penis, JFK.
547
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:21,925
-What?
-What?
548
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,511
You’ve got so many dick pics
circulating out there,
549
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,138
everyone knows
what yours looks like.
550
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,848
I gave it
a thumbs down because...
551
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:31,017
(CHUCKLES)
...I wanted one of Abe’s.
552
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,228
(CHUCKLES) Oh, that explains it.
553
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,355
Feel free to forward that pic
to all your contacts!
554
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,483
Tell ‘em JFK’s playing
a numbers game!
555
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,984
Babe, I gotta admit,
556
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,195
I’m really starting
to like this outfit.
557
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,323
Next vacation, I’ll be more open
to trying other stuff you like.
558
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,867
I guess I can try
some stuff you like, too.
559
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:48,952
(SMOOCHES)
560
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,413
Just curious when you plan
on getting that back to me
561
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,123
'cause it was a limited edition.
562
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,208
FRIDA: Yeah, totally!
You’ll get it back.
563
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,668
(ABE AND MARY MOANING)
564
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,254
So, what do you say, Harriet?
Are we friends again?
565
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,506
It feels like we do this
every week, doesn’t it?
566
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,216
Maybe we just have
to acknowledge that
567
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,844
sometimes we’re gonna do stuff
in our own self interest
568
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,595
that can hurt the other person.
569
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,556
It doesn’t mean
we don’t care about each other.
570
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,225
We just want
the same things sometimes.
571
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,687
Exactly! And if we’re up front
about it and talk it through,
572
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,022
maybe that’s enough.
573
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,982
That sounds
a lot like frenemies.
574
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,609
No. Best frenemies.
575
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,403
-And I learned that--
-Yeah, no.
576
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,529
-Give us a minute.
-Yeah.
577
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,740
I don’t know
what I was gonna say anyway.
578
00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:29,451
Mr. B? Has anyone seen my robot?
579
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:31,244
Oh, there you are.
What happened?
580
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:34,164
I had to roll all the way home.
581
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,041
Well, we’re missing
several students.
582
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,376
That’s the last time
I let you chaperone.
583
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,587
"Let" me chaperone?
584
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,922
Yes, you had it easy.
Candide made me work
585
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:45,842
the entire time you were gone.
It was the worst.
586
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,220
-What are you doing?
-New lasagna.
587
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,430
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
588
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:51,723
-Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta!
-(SCREAMS)
589
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,266
Mr. B! Oh, fence, turn around.
590
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,268
I don’t like this game!
(SCREAMING)
591
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,686
MR. B: (EVIL VOICE)
That’s a spicy meatball!
592
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,104
That’s a spicy meatball!
593
00:23:58,146 --> 00:23:59,773
-PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH:
No, no, no, no, no. -MR. B: New lasagna!
594
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,232
SCUDWORTH: (SCREAMING)
Another fence,
595
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,233
turn around again!
596
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,443
(MR. B SPLUTTERING)
597
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,612
SCUDWORTH: (SCREAMING) Okay,
I’ll make a lasagna, okay?
598
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,780
Another fence.
599
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,823
This is not a nice way
to resolve conflict!
600
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:10,283
Oh, there's a fence,
turn around!
601
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,951
MR. B:
You're a spicy meatball!
602
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:14,996
SCUDWORTH: Oh, no, a fence!
I need a vacation!
603
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,527
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
604
00:24:45,577 --> 00:24:50,127
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