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-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-NARRATOR: Previously,
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on a very special Clone High.
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Harriet Tubman's got secrets.
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She's secret friends
with Joan of Arc
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who's been banished
to the Bleacher Creatures,
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and she secretly hooked up
with Toussaint Louverture,
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unbeknownst to Confucius.
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Technically, all she did was
look at Toussaint,
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but the look got pretty X-rated.
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In fact it may have been
the most graphic
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eye-on-eye sex scene
in the history of animated shows
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about high school clones.
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And you better believe
we're bragging about it.
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(GENTLE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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(GULPS)
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Er, uh, er, uh... (BURPS)
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Yay!
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Twenty-two seconds?
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That's gotta be
some kind of record.
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-You think?
-No idea.
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I've never been to a party
of this magnitude.
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-Oh! (GIGGLES)
-Whoa!
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These ladies know
what they like,
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and it sure isn't me.
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-(MOANS)
-Not now, girls.
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Aw!
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What gives,
my brother from another beaker?
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Hey, you should be
partying hard,
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but you're hardly partying,
and you're only partly hard.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I guess I'm wondering
if there's more to life
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-than just partying...
-Yeah!
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...and boning, and railing,
and nailing.
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But don't forget about banging.
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The banging good time
we're gonna have
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at our six-month
friend anniversary next week.
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Our boy-niversary.
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(CHUCKLES)
Like anniversary, but for boys!
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I was gonna wait until then,
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but it seems like you need
this pick-me-up ASAP.
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"Slut." Like, er, uh, that's me.
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ABE LINCOLN:
I knew you'd get it!
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-Slut? (GIGGLE)
-Still not a good time, girls.
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-Aw!
-GIRL CLONE: Damn it.
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And I got one encapsulating
my identity as well!
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(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)
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All right, I warmed up the seat.
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You go ahead
and put some butts in it.
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("SAID THAN DONE"
BY AMBER RYANN PLAYING) ♪
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And done, done, done, done
Ready to move on ♪
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Done, done, done, done ♪
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I know it's easier said
Than done ♪
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Whoo! Man! That party went fast!
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-(THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪
-Way, way back in the 1980s ♪
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Secret government employees ♪
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Dug up famous
Guys and ladies ♪
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And made
Amusing genetic copies ♪
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Then the clones
As teens were frozen ♪
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Thawed out
Decades later, why? ♪
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Back for reasons
They're not disclosin' ♪
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Giving high school
Another try ♪
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It's time to watch
Clone High ♪
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Energetic and engaging
Clone High ♪
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Our angst is entertaining
Clone High ♪
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(SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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Welcome to Cloney Island,
the only historical,
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clone-themed amusement park
in the whole friggin' world.
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Try Edgar Allan Poe's
Scary-Go-Round.
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"Oh, yeah, that's awesome!"
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Or the Socra-Tea-Cups.
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"Yay, we love that, too!"
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Win a stuffed animal
at the Genghis Khanival.
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Or scream your head off
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at Mr. Toph's
Wild Ride of Genocide.
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"This is so fun. I can't decide
which one do to do first!"
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(YELLS) Who am I kidding?
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I don't have enough money
to finally build Cloney Island!
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It's all about the Benjamins
in this world,
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-and I only have one!
-(HUMS)
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That's because
all your extra money
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-goes to Uncle Sam.
-Lightbulb!
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What if I didn't pay taxes?
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You would go to jail.
Wesley Snipes.
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If there was only some way
to legally not pay taxes.
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-(CHORAL SINGING) ♪
-Shut the hell up, Prayer Pals!
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God, I hate religion
and the way it's used
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to manipulate people
and avoid taxes. (GASPS)
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That's it, Mr. B!
I will burn down the school!
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Why don't you just make
Clone High a religious school?
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Religion?
The opiate of the masses?
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The flag of violence,
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genocide, and colonialism
across the globe?
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Hoarding the wealth
of the impoverished!
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And the most heinous
crime of all,
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-Christian Rock.
-(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
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But religious institutions
are tax-exempt.
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Then amen, baby!
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Wait, you're turning Clone High
into a religious school?
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(SCREAMS) Mr. B,
you've got to close this door
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when we're scheming!
That's like rule number one.
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Fart less.
Door stays closed more.
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Listen, you two could be
a real asset here.
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We need the entire student body
to join Prayer Pals,
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so the religion thing
seems credible.
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As the school's
most prominent power couple,
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you guys can make it happen.
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Organized religion
really isn't our thing.
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Yeah. What's in it for us?
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-What do you want?
-Hmm. What do we want, babe?
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We want you to make
an extra pair of clones of us,
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so we can cut class,
but still get marked present.
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That's insane.
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I can't just whip up
full-grown clones like that.
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It's science fiction!
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We know you've done it,
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'cause you left the door open
while you did it.
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(SCREAMS)
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-Fart less.
-Oh, you don't have a nose!
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Man, you feeling
as rough as I am
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after that rager last night?
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Yeah, you are!
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No, I just sat up thinking about
all the sex I've had.
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To be a fly on the wall
of your brain, you slut!
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Believe me,
when you've had as much as me,
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it... (SIGHS)
...loses some appeal.
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But you have your virginity.
I envy that.
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Hey, I would happily
let you take my virginity.
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Tha--
that didn't come out right.
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I'm serious, Abe.
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As a Kennedy,
statistically speaking,
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I've hit
the mid-point of my life!
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And I'm starting to feel
like I want a do-over.
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ABE: You listen here!
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I know exactly
what'll cheer you up.
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I am planning the boy-niversary
of the century for us.
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LADY GODIVA:
Do you feel empty inside?
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You probably know me
as the naked lady on the horse.
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Lady Godiva?
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And for a long time I was.
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I was hooked on public nudity.
First, it was the Super Bowl.
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I ran naked in front of
over a billion people.
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If there was a game happening,
I was running naked through it.
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Baba Booey!
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I was turning up nude
at dog tracks,
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-military funerals...
-(EAGLE SCREECHES)
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LADY GODIVA: ...smoking lounges,
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-truck stops.
-(HORN HONKS)
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LADY GODIVA: And one day,
I ran my naked butt
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right into a jail cell.
And that's where I found God.
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(CHORAL SINGING) ♪
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Now, I get attention
by showing people the light,
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instead of my butt cheeks.
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If you think something's missing
in your life,
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come join us for Prayer Pals,
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Clone High's
most religious club!
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Abe, maybe they can fill
my empty hole!
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(CHUCKLES) Nice one!
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Oh, uh, that's, er, uh,
not a sex joke.
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Well, where the slut goes,
the wing slut follows.
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Let's get your balls deep
in some youth group.
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(ELECTRIC GUITAR TUNE
PLAYING) ♪
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The religious inspector
is coming tomorrow!
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We've only got one day
to transform the school
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into a house of worship.
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We don't have a prayer!
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No, we've got
a whole Christian Rock band.
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-Hit it, Dads!
-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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It's a Christian rock song ♪
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That you listen to
While you get your prayer on ♪
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A crown of thorns
Some rosaries ♪
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Loaves and fish
Down on my knees ♪
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On every wall
A holy crucifix ♪
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Jesus had abs, a pack of six ♪
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Oh, oh, oh
Don't forget, he carries you ♪
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One set of footprints
In the sand ♪
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Flood an ark
In the palm of your hand ♪
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Say, Cain
You reach this for me ♪
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Dear God I'm certainly Abel ♪
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A Blu-Ray of the movie, Doubt
To the heavens we do shout ♪
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Moses led the Jews right out ♪
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-Scudworth!
-(SCREAMS)
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-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-What are you doing here?
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I'm turning Clone High
into a religious school,
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so we can avoid paying taxes.
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That is, by far,
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the most brilliant...ly bad
to the bone... headed
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in the right direction...
for rejection...
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of rejection
idea you've ever had!
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-So you like it?
-Of course! I hate taxes.
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Why do you think I shop here?
No sales tax!
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(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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And we do it
And we do it ♪
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Forget about our redemption ♪
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We're getting that sweet
Sweet tax exemption ♪
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(ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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And my parents bought the whole
airbrush T-shirt chain
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to make up for missing
my last three birthdays.
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I made this trucker cap
last night.
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HARRIET TUBMAN:
Aw, prayer hands!
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It's Pikachu, but it's cool.
I'm learning.
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GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER:
Confucius, you're up!
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Oh! Gotta volley that ball.
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But first, gotta serve you
with a kiss!
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(SMOOCHES)
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(GROANS)
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JOAN OF ARC: I'm so excited,
we can be secret friends now,
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even though
I'm a Bleacher Creature, and--
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Joan, I don't need a recap.
I need advice.
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And I have been feeling
so bad since I...
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(SHARPLY INHALES)
...I eye-cheated.
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(JOAN GASPS) You had sex
with someone else?
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No, no! I-- I-- I-- I--
I cheated with my eyes
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on Confucius with Toussaint.
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JOAN: Eyes?
That doesn't sound so bad.
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The eyes are the windows
to the soul,
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and we penetrated
each other's windows!
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JOAN: Wow! Okay.
Uh. Let's see.
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-Joan?
-(SCREAMS)
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Are you talking to people?
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Bleacher Creatures only talk
to Bleacher Creatures.
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Unless it's online.
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And we troll anyone
who feels good about themselves.
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Nope! Just telling some
authority figures to suck it!
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That's right.
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Yeah, eat a bag of butts,
people in power!
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I'm picturing powerful people
eating butts right now,
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and I'm loving it. Nice work.
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JOAN: Sorry about that.
So, do you want my advice?
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It better not be
to tell Confucius,
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because that's the last thing
I want to do.
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Our relationship
is built on trust,
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and honesty. That's why
I have to deceive him!
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JOAN: Which is why my advice is,
don't tell Confucius?
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But I hate feeling guilty!
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There's no reason to feel guilty
when you have Prayer Pals!
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Frida? You're into Prayer Pals?
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(SCOFFS) Of course I am!
I love it!
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And I'm not getting my own clone
240
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,682
of myself as payment,
if that's your concern.
241
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,808
I love it too!
242
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,269
I also don't get a clone
as payment.
243
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,813
The Prayer Pals
do lots of good deeds.
244
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,732
Everyone knows
when you do a good deed,
245
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,151
it erases a bad one. Like this.
246
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,486
(GROANS)
247
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,989
-Nice hair!
-Oh, thank you.
248
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,366
JOAN: Psst! Couldn't hurt
to do some good deeds.
249
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,201
That was my inner monologue.
250
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,495
Um, that's what it says,
and it agrees with you.
251
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,538
And so do I,
252
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,165
because we're one
and the same, obviously.
253
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,207
Okay, bye!
254
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,795
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
255
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,547
Welcome to Prayer Pals!
256
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,967
It feels good to know
that the word is spreading.
257
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,388
First, I'd love to hear
from some of our new folks.
258
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,515
(GROANS)
259
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,352
Hey, I'm Abe.
I came here for my best friend,
260
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,897
the man, the legend,
my boy, JFK!
261
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,732
Now, I want everyone
to go easy on him,
262
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,109
because he's not your typical
youth-group kid.
263
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,070
This guy's a proper cocksman.
264
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,196
Abe!
265
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:41,242
JFK, do people act like
your whole personality is sex?
266
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,745
They do. And they're not wrong.
267
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,081
Tell 'em how many people
you've had sex with.
268
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,874
-No!
-Not in a braggy way!
269
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,542
Just for a little context!
270
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,669
If you ask me,
271
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,798
no amount of sex is as cool
as this sweet purity ring.
272
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,258
And anything you did
before accepting the ring
273
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,718
just doesn't matter anymore.
274
00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,928
(ALL CHEER)
275
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,514
What, like a do-over?
I can get my virginity back?
276
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,890
Exactly.
277
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,725
Could I get
my eye-virginity back?
278
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,851
-What?
-(HUSHED CHATTER)
279
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,522
Nothing. That was a joke,
'cause my eyes are virgins.
280
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,024
Should we just get to the part
where we do good deeds?
281
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,818
("UPSIDE DOWN WORLD"
BY EXTREME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
282
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,612
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
283
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,115
La, la, la, la ♪
284
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,449
(LAUGHS, GASPS)
285
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,617
Yeah, yeah ♪
286
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,577
La, la, la, la ♪
287
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,620
(LAUGHS) Ah!
288
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:26,955
La, la, la, la ♪
289
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,124
La, la, la, la ♪
290
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,626
-Yeah, yeah ♪
-(SCREAMS)
291
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,752
(CHILDREN LAUGH)
292
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,462
I've got dreams
Inside my head... ♪
293
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,464
(SINGING)
The sun'll come out-- ♪
294
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,466
Shut it, orphan!
I'm helping you.
295
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,096
I've got dreams
Inside my brain ♪
296
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:47,142
Make me feel insane
But I'm not gonna lie ♪
297
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,309
(SCREAMS)
298
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,813
-(SCREAMS)
-(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
299
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,690
(LAUGHS)
300
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,067
-Hello, there sunlight ♪
-Hey, hey ♪
301
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,486
-I'll be there soon ♪
-Hey, hey ♪
302
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,782
(SCREAMS, GROANS)
303
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,325
-(BIRD TWEETS)
-(GROANS)
304
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,995
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
-Oh, that was awesome.
305
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,247
Did you see Betsy Ross
on the trampoline?
306
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,875
I think she wants to run
her flag up your flag pole.
307
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,501
Not gonna happen, Abe!
308
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,587
From this day forward,
309
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:20,467
I only wanna use my pee-pee
for pee-pee!
310
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,053
God knows
you want a fresh start, JFK.
311
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,430
All you have to do
is accept this purity ring
312
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,515
and put your relationship
with Him first.
313
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,351
And you can do that
at our upcoming
314
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,102
celibacy ceremony.
315
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,189
Something we like to call
a "celi-mony."
316
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,440
ALL: Amen!
317
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,443
JFK, being celibate
will change who you are!
318
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,862
No, it'll make me
who I've always been.
319
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,990
I forgot that Kennedys
aren't just horny sex machines.
320
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,493
We're also
super devout Catholics.
321
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,329
You're really gonna choose
religion over us?
322
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,372
Of course not!
323
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,208
Nothing could possibly come
between us boys.
324
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,627
-So help me, God.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
325
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,170
ALL: God! God! God!
326
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,631
So many things are literally
coming between--
327
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,174
ALL: God! God!
328
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,926
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
329
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,474
-Why the long face, Lincoln?
-It's genetic, I guess.
330
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,351
You should see
my long butt crack.
331
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,936
Nah, I mean
you don't look jazzed
332
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,896
to get your brush on!
What's going on?
333
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,481
Have you noticed the Prayer Pals
334
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,650
have basically
taken over the school?
335
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,485
I'd say they're a presence.
336
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,904
Well, it feels like JFK
is getting swept up in it,
337
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,239
and I'm worried about him.
338
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,700
He's changing like
this shirt is changing,
339
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,743
right before my very eyes!
340
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,082
Listen, every relationship
has its ups and downs.
341
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,377
Also its side-to-sides.
Except for me and Harriet.
342
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,963
Our love is timeless,
just like airbrushing.
343
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,882
But you and JFK
have something really special.
344
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,050
You're boys.
345
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,928
And that bond's as strong
as a leather bracelet.
346
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,097
You're right!
347
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,433
I just have to remind him
of our bond.
348
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,144
Good thing he already knows
our boy-niversary tonight
349
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,937
is the biggest day of the year.
350
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,898
I can't wait to get in the cake
I made to surprise him.
351
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,276
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
352
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,237
Hey, poors!
Come get your free soup!
353
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,239
Huh! I wonder
why Abe didn't come
354
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,699
to Prayer Pals today.
355
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,537
Any second.
356
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,414
Why aren't these good deeds
357
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,124
getting rid
of my bad deed, Joan?
358
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,585
I still feel like
these drums of discount chowder,
359
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,211
borderline rotten.
360
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,214
(GROANS) Maybe you should just
tell Confucius what happened.
361
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,301
Confess to Confucius?
That's crazy!
362
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,761
Oh, whatever your sin is,
363
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,305
the only person
you confess to is God!
364
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,640
I don't have to confess
365
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,559
to the person
I've sinned against?
366
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,146
No! Religion allows us to talk
to an invisible man
367
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,149
instead of friends
and loved ones or soup.
368
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,276
Tell God? Yeah, wow, okay!
369
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,195
That's-- that's way better
than telling Confucius.
370
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,488
Glad I could help.
371
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:50,325
Now, who's ready
for some scalding hot chowder?
372
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:56,623
'Cause I'm servin' it up
all night long, yeah!
373
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,292
You get chowder.
You get chowder,
374
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,669
you get chowder.
375
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,338
You get chowder.
You get chowder.
376
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,589
I get chowder.
377
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,425
(GASPS, PANTS)
378
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,512
That's it!
379
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,307
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
380
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,267
(ALL SOB)
381
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,022
(ALL CRY)
382
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,531
JFK, with this purity ring,
383
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,075
do you vow to commit yourself
wholly to God
384
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,869
by keeping your junk
in your pants
385
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,248
until you marry a woman
you can put said junk in?
386
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,833
-I--
-ABE: I object!
387
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,501
(CROWD GASPS)
388
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,877
-(GASPS)
-ALL: Yay!
389
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,422
What are you doing?
You're blowing this for me!
390
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:49,342
No one's blowing anything!
And that's the problem!
391
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:52,887
-(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Last night was our six-month boy-niversary, remember?
392
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:54,973
I know you've been down,
393
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,891
so I planned to have everything
to cheer you up!
394
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,811
But I got tired of waiting
inside of the cake for hours!
395
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:03,273
I even had Van Gogh come
to paint our JFKAbe portrait.
396
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,525
But you weren't here!
397
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,027
I'm sorry, Abe.
398
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,695
I was, uh,
helping The Prayer Pals.
399
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,196
You know you're my boy.
400
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,741
Am I?
401
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:17,037
-(PORTRAIT THUDDING)
-Then why did I find this in your nightstand?
402
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,829
-(BOTH GASP)
-(GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER RETCHES)
403
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,080
ABE: It's never supposed
to come off!
404
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,540
-It's a leather cuff!
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
405
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:26,296
It's just-- I wanna see if maybe
I'm more than just a sex slut,
406
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,922
-you know?
-ABE: Fine!
407
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:32,052
Then I guess this is garbage!
(GROANS)
408
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,763
Such... (GRUNTS)
...quality leather!
409
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,765
(GROANS) Too strong!
410
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,892
I've already lost
my best friend, Gandhi,
411
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,561
who disappeared without a trace
just like that TV show.
412
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,063
Yeah, do-- What's the name?
413
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,857
Anyway, and I also lost
my best friend, Joan,
414
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,026
when she tried to wipe
all our memories.
415
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,569
And now, I'm losing you!
416
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,532
You aren't the boy
I fell in friendship with!
417
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,701
These people wanna change you,
418
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:59,287
but I accept you
just the way you are.
419
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,498
So I'm not giving up
without a fight,
420
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,124
because that's what boys do.
421
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,460
-They fight for each other!
-(SOMBER MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
422
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,879
JFK, look around you.
423
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,881
Everyone else at school
has realized
424
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,883
Prayer Pals is the answer.
425
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:15,720
Shoutout to Frida and Cleo
for some incredible recruiting.
426
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:19,724
Abe represents the old you,
so choose purity.
427
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,810
Because I'm afraid
you can't choose both.
428
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:30,985
I, er, uh, er, uh...
I, uh, er, uh, choose--
429
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,238
ABE: I can't let them do this!
430
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,323
-I'm saving us!
-Stop, Abe!
431
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,493
(LAUGHS) Problem solved.
432
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,663
Now, we can get back to being
best friends-- (GAGS)
433
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,373
Stupid gag reflex!
434
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,208
Does anyone have
a glass of water?
435
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:52,257
(GROANS, SIGHS)
436
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,675
-(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-JFK,
437
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,761
it's either celibacy or Abe.
438
00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:00,432
Hint, one of those choices
leads to Hell.
439
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:05,353
Uh, I, er, uh-- I, uh--
I need to pray on this!
440
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:08,023
-(PENSIVE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(CROWD GASPS)
441
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,858
(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
442
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,528
As you can see, we're an
extremely religious institution.
443
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,489
So religious that we shouldn't
pay a dime to the government.
444
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,949
I'll be the judge of that!
445
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,541
Communion wafer
and cheese charcuterie board?
446
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,877
Hmm! Don't mind if I do!
447
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,676
Christ on a cracker,
it's delicious!
448
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,969
(BOTH SIGH)
449
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,387
FRIDA KAHLO:
Hey, friend in Christ.
450
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,056
You look comfortable
and appropriate
451
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,682
in your modest attire.
452
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,893
Thank you! As do you.
453
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,394
We look the same
and think the same,
454
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,105
-because individuality is gross.
-Hmm!
455
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:57,155
Consider yourself approved
for tax exemption.
456
00:19:57,238 --> 00:20:00,075
-Huzzah!
-Halle-freakin'-lujah!
457
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,536
Please, God, answer me.
458
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:07,791
Who should I choose,
Abe or celibacy?
459
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,586
Send me a sign!
Or you can use words!
460
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:19,094
-(DOORS OPENING)
-(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
461
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,930
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-ABE: Ow! (WHIMPERS)
462
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,432
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
-(ABE SCREAMS)
463
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,936
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-(ABE SIGHS)
464
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,729
-(ANIMALS SCREECHING, GROWLING)
-(ABE SCREAMS)
465
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,731
-(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
466
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,316
-ABE: (IN DEEP VOICE) JFK!
-Huh?
467
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,111
This is God!
468
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,780
Oh, my God! I mean, Oh, my You!
469
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,783
Oh, my Me, indeed. (CHUCKLES)
470
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:45,036
Anyway, JFK,
I've been listening to you,
471
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,123
and it seems like Abe
is your really good friend.
472
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,792
He's probs a solid choice.
473
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,086
But he swallowed
my celibacy ring.
474
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:55,463
And I'm pretty sure he's the one
who keyed my car.
475
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,799
It's making me feel like
I should choose you.
476
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:01,344
I may be God,
but I'm not that great either.
477
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,638
(CHUCKLES) I've made mistakes.
478
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,433
You know, I created disease
and wars and--
479
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,644
and the phrase,
"Let's circle back."
480
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:13,106
Right, well,
I hate making Abe unhappy.
481
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,775
Hey, you could never make
Abe unhappy.
482
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,610
Abe's your boy.
483
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,780
He's just trying
to make you happy.
484
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,824
So you think
I should turn my back on you,
485
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,701
so Abe and I can stay best buds?
486
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,329
Just suck it up, and keep doing
the empty, meaningless sex?
487
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:31,750
Well, I mean,
when you put it that way...
488
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,252
Just say the word, God,
and I'll do it.
489
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,339
Just, please, don't let Abe see
how unfulfilling it is for me.
490
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:44,929
JFK, I think... (SOBS)
...you should choose celibacy
491
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,308
if it makes you happy.
And knowing Abe,
492
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:52,645
he will appreciate you
for whoever you choose to be.
493
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:57,734
-Why are you crying?
-I just stubbed my God toe.
494
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,986
Don't worry about Abe.
I'll text him.
495
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:04,199
Beep-boop! He texted back.
He says he'll always be ya boy.
496
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,284
And he said
it was the Brontë sisters
497
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,036
-who keyed your car.
-(SOLEMN MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
498
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,663
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(HUMS)
499
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:13,416
-JFK, what happened?
-God's in the gymnasium,
500
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,543
and he's saying
some pretty great stuff!
501
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:19,381
-(EXCLAIMS)
-God is here at Clone High?
502
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,465
JOAN: Ow!
503
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:24,177
Harriet! I have something
for you. Wait up!
504
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,096
-(UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-Oh, God, hello!
505
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,974
I have a confession. (EXHALES)
506
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,394
I eye-cheated on Confucius
with Toussaint.
507
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,563
(INHALES DEEPLY) I'm talking
complete corneal penetration.
508
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,065
Like, we... (GRUNTS)
509
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,442
We full-on rodded
each other's cones, man!
510
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,236
-(GROANS)
-(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
511
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:45,573
So, God, I need you
to take this whole thing away,
512
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:49,202
so I never,
ever have to tell Confucius.
513
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:51,788
Uh. I think you just did.
514
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,751
Confucius!
515
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:59,421
I was here to just give you
these airbrushed couples' shirts
516
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,715
that say,
"I've Only Got Eyes For You!"
517
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,425
(SOLEMN MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
518
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:04,968
Why did it get so specific?
519
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,430
Awkward!
520
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,057
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-LADY GODIVA: My fellow Prayer Pals,
521
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,351
I've just gotten word
that Clone High
522
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:17,272
is now officially
a religious institution.
523
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,898
(CROWD CHEERING)
524
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,860
LADY GODIVA: Right?
Feels good, doesn't it?
525
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,988
(CROWD CHEERING)
526
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,033
I never thought I'd see
such an enormous crowd
527
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,368
of friendly Prayer Pal faces.
528
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:33,163
All just looking at me.
529
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:40,211
It stirs up something,
deep inside.
530
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,755
(CROWD CHEER)
531
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,632
You want a show, don't ya?
532
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:48,178
Well, guess what?
Godiva's gonna give it to ya!
533
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:50,764
I'm free!
534
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:55,977
(LAUGHS) Yahoo!
535
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,479
I'm free!
536
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:00,940
(LAUGHS)
537
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,318
-(GASPS)
-LADY GODIVA: Baba Booey! (LAUGHS)
538
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,403
(GROANS)
539
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,655
Well, Mr. B, we're in the money.
540
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,407
My dream
of creating Cloney Island
541
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,493
-is now within reach.
-(DOOR OPENING)
542
00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:13,495
Scudworth! I just witnessed
543
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,663
a student running naked
across the quad!
544
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,875
I'm sorry, but that is not
religious institution behavior!
545
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,961
Uh, what? Oh, no, I'm sure
it's some sort of mistake!
546
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:24,339
Hey, nice doing business
with you, Scuddy Buddy!
547
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:25,840
Thanks for the clones.
548
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,843
You two have English now.
We're gonna go get some sushi.
549
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,845
-(SIGHS)
-(SIGHS)
550
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:35,266
Clones? Excuse me,
you're cloning people here?
551
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:38,478
You're at Clone High.
What the frig did you expect?
552
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:42,607
No tax exemption for you!
Only eternal damnation!
553
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:49,698
Well, Mr. B, should we try again
as a Hebrew school?
554
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:54,869
Way ahead of you.
Just call me "Mazel Bot." Oy!
555
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,205
-(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
556
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,674
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
557
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:37,704
(GENTLE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
558
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:41,750
-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-It's a Christian rock song ♪
559
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:46,588
That you listen to
While you get your prayer on ♪
560
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,926
A crown of thorns
Some rosaries ♪
561
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:55,055
Loaves and fish
Down on my knees ♪
562
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:58,933
On every wall
A holy crucifix ♪
563
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:04,439
Jesus had abs, a pack of six ♪
564
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:07,359
Oh, oh, oh
Don't forget, he carries you ♪
565
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:10,570
One set of footprints
In the sand ♪
566
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,573
Flood an ark
In the palm of your hand ♪
567
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,618
Say, Cain
You reach this for me ♪
568
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:20,205
Dear God I'm certainly Abel ♪
569
00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:26,211
A Blu-ray of the movie, Doubt
To the heavens we do shout ♪
570
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,630
Moses led the Jews right out ♪
571
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,230
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