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Yeah, I want Kansas City, minus four
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and Oral Roberts
plus nine-and-a-half.
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You gotta clamp that.
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Yeah, while I gotcha
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what's the line on Thursday night?
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The Cowboys minus six and a half
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and the total's
forty-five and a half.
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You think the Giants
are gonna get up to seven?
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Nah. If anything, it's going down.
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Any time.
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Oh, crap, this valve is for shit.
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- I'm sorry?
- Not you.
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Just a lifetime of pork chops.
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So listen, give me a dime
on the hoops
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and then I'm gonna wait on the G-Men
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just to, you know,
see if they get up to seven.
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You're down.
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All good.
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Oh, boy. Fire up the paddles.
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If you ever have a problem
with the ol' ticker, I got your guy.
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Terrific. So listen,
I don't see any way
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the IRS doesn't come
flying up your ass this year.
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What?
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It's right there. I listed
all the expenses for the gift shop.
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Lotta breakage, some theft.
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As you may recall
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terrible flooding
in the storage room.
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- That hurt.
- Flooding?
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Outta nowhere.
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Did this flood damage
any of the neighboring stores?
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Oddly, no.
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The silver lining is the inventory
we did lose is deductible.
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I see.
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I took the liberty of
writing it down right there.
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Very thoughtful.
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What's this townhouse in Tarzana?
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- Is that another office?
- Well...
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You're listing it
as a business expense.
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No, well, yeah, no,
I'll tell you what it is.
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Do you believe in passion?
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What?
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I met a girl, she's 24 years old
going on a hundred. Very old soul.
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Anyway, she wants to be an actress
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which... you know, it's a rough road.
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I'm helping her pay her rent
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and she, in turn, is helping me
resurrect my vitality.
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You know, my life force.
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Which, yeah, it's reflected
in my productivity.
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So yeah, it's a,
you know, business deduction.
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You're trying to write off
your mistress?
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If you want to ignore
everything I just said, fine.
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All right, maybe we can call
your townhouse a storage facility.
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You're the man.
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So what do you think?
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You think I got a shot at a refund?
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No! Danny, you have to pay taxes
to get a refund.
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Well, that's bullshit.
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Listen to me,
I have to sign these returns.
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If I know they're fraudulent,
I'm culpable.
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You know what that means?
Culpable?
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- Yeah, I know what culpable...
- It means, you go down, I go down!
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Come on. You and I both know
the feds look the other way
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when it comes to bookmaking.
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They don't with tax fraud.
That's how they got Capone!
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Okay. Settle down.
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So what's our next move?
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Our next move is you pay
a minimal amount of income tax.
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I hate that.
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As opposed to everyone else
in the world who loves it?
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You need to come see
my sidewalk in front of my house.
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For years now,
buckled with tree roots.
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People trip, they fall.
Old people. Children.
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Where's my tax money at work?
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You would think I was living in
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I don't know, fuckin' Cleveland
or something.
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If you like, I can include a letter
in your return
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about your buckled sidewalk.
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Great. I'll send you some JPEGs.
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I'm gonna prepare these documents
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so everything's on the up and up.
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Please tell me if there's
anything else I should know.
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Insurance scams,
young ladies with a dream?
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Why are you thinking?
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Hey, yo.
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Hey.
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- Who's that?
- It's Three 6 Mafia.
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I like it, man.
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That's some real fresh OG shit.
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I'm glad you approve.
Give me my money.
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Yeah, about that,
I'm a little light.
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But you know I'm good for it.
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Why would I know that?
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Well, I just figured
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we've built a relationship
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ya know, that foments trust.
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Let me ask you something.
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On those occasions
that you won...
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did I ever ask you to do
any fomenting?
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- No.
- No.
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I paid in full.
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On time.
No bullshit.
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I don't know what to tell you, man.
I don't got it.
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Shit.
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I'm gonna call my partner.
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Why?
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Hey, Danny.
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Yeah, I'm here with 712.
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Yeah, the frat fuck from USC.
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Well, he's light.
Hold on, let me put you on speaker.
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How light?
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Not even close.
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Well, looks like
he's not gonna graduate.
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Funny.
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Okay, how 'bout this?
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Alabama's a lock on Saturday.
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How 'bout you let me put
what I owe on the money line
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we even up?
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So you wanna go
double or nothing on credit?
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Win-win.
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You hearing this, Danny?
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- I am.
- Thoughts?
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Kill him.
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Wait... hang on.
Fellas, we're friends, right?
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I ain't got no friends.
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Ray, you know what to do.
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Be quick about it.
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Hang on, hang on, wait...
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- What if I go to my parents?
- Keep talkin'.
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I could ask for, you know, a little
bit of money from my trust fund.
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You hear that, Danny?
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Tinkerbell here
gets to live another day.
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And you don't have to hose out
the back of your car.
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Twenty-four hours.
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I understand. Thank you.
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- Thanks, Danny man, I...
- Go!
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Thank you.
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He bought it.
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These stupid gangster movies
work in our favor.
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Hey, don't discount the fear
of a giant black man.
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Can we at least agree,
me being Italian helps a little?
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Yeah, Danny. You're terrifying.
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
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Goodbye.
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Why don't you put that away
and watch the game with me?
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I don't like football.
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Well, there's a way
to make it interesting
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even if you don't like it.
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Is one team a force for good
and one team a force for evil?
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Not quite.
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How much money you got on you?
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- I don't know.
- Well, look.
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A dollar.
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Red team wins,
you bet on the red team
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you get two dollars.
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Really?
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Do you want to bet your dollar
on the red team?
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What if they lose?
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I get your dollar.
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Actually, a dollar-ten,
'cause of the vig.
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But you know what?
You're family, I'll float ya.
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But then I'll have nothing.
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No... no.
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You'll have had several hours
of excitement and thrills.
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Pass.
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Smart boy.
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Look. It's Aunt Lorraine.
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Mother...
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I like her hat.
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There's my guys.
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You know anything about this?
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Jesus. Is that legal?
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- No way.
- Well, then, you got a problem.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What the hell is that?
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Magic 'shrooms.
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What, coffee not doin' it
for ya anymore?
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My sister, your girlfriend
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has been growing these
right underneath our noses
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but also, providing
therapeutic guidance
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to troubled souls.
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"Dr. Lorraine Colavito"
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"Graduate of the UC Berkley
Center of Psychedelic Facilitation"?
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When did she become
a fucking doctor?
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She's not a fucking doctor.
She's a fucking drug dealer.
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This is gonna bring nothing but heat!
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I do like the hat.
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You seriously knew nothing
about this?
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- Nothing.
- You gotta ask yourself
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if that's a healthy relationship.
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Lorraine. You got a minute?
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- Not a good time.
- I'm out!
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- What's goin' on?
- Nothin'.
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- I'm just a little busy right now!
- We need to talk.
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Yeah, like I said, not a good time!
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At the bar. One hour.
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Come back! We're your friends!
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Sorry, Mommy number three.
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Ah, fuck it.
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You miss the fancy one?
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No, I like this.
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It counts my steps,
lets me know if I'm breathin.'
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It cares about me.
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Hey. Sorry I'm late.
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- I was in Pilates when you called.
- What's he doin' here?
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If you don't want me here,
I'll leave.
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Sit down.
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- I'm really happy to leave.
- So what's up?
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We know about the mushrooms.
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We know about the seances
or whatever the fuck you're doing.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Do you?
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- Please let me leave.
- All right, fine.
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You got it all wrong.
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You see, we provide therapy.
We're healers.
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- Drug dealers.
- And you're putting us all at risk.
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No, we're not selling it.
We give it away.
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- No law against giving it away.
- Or not much of one.
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- So what's the scam?
- It's really beautiful.
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The hallucinogenics are free
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but the handholding costs
a fuckin' fortune.
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If you're a certified
psychedelic counselor.
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- Which I am.
- No, you're not!
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Okay, but nobody knows that.
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Hey, you Danny Colavito?
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Who's askin'?
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Look, you don't know me,
but I owe you an amends.
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What're you talkin' about?
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- Give me your watch.
- It's him! Fuck.
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I thought I shot you.
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Yeah, you did.
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- You shot him?
- Not now, Lorraine.
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You're busting my balls
for bringing happiness to people
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and you're shooting 'em in the head?
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- He tried to mug me.
- I did.
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- And I'm here to make that right.
- How?
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Well, I'm in a twelve-step program
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you know 'cause of the meth
and crack, et cetera.
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And this is part of my amends step.
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Yeah, I got another one
at a 7-Eleven after this
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I am not lookin' forward to.
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So you came down here
to say you're sorry
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and that's the end of it?
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I was hopin' so.
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And I also wanna give you
a heads-up about Jerry.
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- Who's Jerry?
- He's the waiter that tipped me off.
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- And he's really angry.
- He's alive?
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- Shoot him too?
- No, he stabbed himself.
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- Holy shit.
- He is one angry fucker
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with a colostomy bag.
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And he blames you.
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All right, well, let's see.
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What's your name again?
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I'm Tarifa.
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Okay, Tarifa.
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I accept your amends
256
00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:45,935
and also apologize
for shooting you in the head.
257
00:10:46,849 --> 00:10:48,129
Wow, man.
258
00:10:48,684 --> 00:10:51,244
You know, my sponsor told me
not to expect anything in return
259
00:10:51,729 --> 00:10:54,169
and yet... hey, thank you.
260
00:10:58,652 --> 00:10:59,772
Damn!
261
00:11:00,488 --> 00:11:02,248
I think I'm gonna go get me a slushy.
262
00:11:02,406 --> 00:11:03,646
Make me another amends.
263
00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:06,367
- Good for you.
- Go get 'em, champ.
264
00:11:08,788 --> 00:11:10,444
You know, in a different world,
he and I coulda been friends?
265
00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:11,740
I'm still happy to leave.
266
00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:13,923
All right, things are lookin' up.
267
00:11:14,002 --> 00:11:15,562
- Let's get out of here.
- I'm out.
268
00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:18,261
No more. I'm serious. No more.
269
00:11:18,423 --> 00:11:19,663
You didn't hear a word we said.
270
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:20,798
No more!
271
00:11:26,723 --> 00:11:28,043
So that's it? We done?
272
00:11:29,351 --> 00:11:31,991
Listen, I didn't get to where I am
by being a quitter.
273
00:11:33,814 --> 00:11:34,974
And where are you?
274
00:11:35,107 --> 00:11:36,427
Okay, you can leave now.
275
00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,890
You gotta admire
her entrepreneurial spirit.
276
00:11:58,047 --> 00:11:59,087
No, I don't.
277
00:11:59,215 --> 00:12:01,111
She's getting in on the ground floor
of something new.
278
00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:02,617
That's how great fortunes are made.
279
00:12:03,219 --> 00:12:05,819
I'll give ya three-to-one
this ends with her in chains.
280
00:12:06,014 --> 00:12:07,814
Your next baby's
gonna be born in jail.
281
00:12:09,601 --> 00:12:11,761
Gentlemen,
a hearty good evening to...
282
00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:13,336
Just give me my money and get out.
283
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,920
Yeah, about that.
284
00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:17,945
It appears my trust fund is slightly
less liquid than I'd hoped.
285
00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:19,231
- Here we go.
- Fuck.
286
00:12:19,361 --> 00:12:22,201
But I believe I have a solution.
287
00:12:22,406 --> 00:12:23,686
Behold.
288
00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:26,043
- Shit.
- Motherfucker.
289
00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:28,441
What? That's gotta be worth
way more than I owe you.
290
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,020
That's not the point. It's hot.
291
00:12:30,164 --> 00:12:31,164
Red hot.
292
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,546
A hobo can warm his hands over it.
293
00:12:32,624 --> 00:12:34,320
Please tell me you didn't steal this
from your own mother.
294
00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:35,738
Stepmother.
295
00:12:35,878 --> 00:12:38,038
She fellated her way into
my father's heart.
296
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,770
I don't know, Zach.
This is more trouble than it's worth.
297
00:12:40,883 --> 00:12:41,883
It's fine.
298
00:12:42,009 --> 00:12:44,289
Worst-case scenario,
they go after my junkie brother.
299
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,510
He rips them off
every time he gets out of rehab.
300
00:12:46,681 --> 00:12:48,681
Wait... wait, so you're the good son?
301
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,250
It's fucked up, right?
302
00:12:51,644 --> 00:12:53,364
- Can you give us a moment?
- Sure.
303
00:12:53,521 --> 00:12:54,817
I'll keep a lookout for
ne'er do-wells.
304
00:12:54,897 --> 00:12:56,097
Just get the fuck out of here!
305
00:13:00,403 --> 00:13:01,603
What do you think?
306
00:13:03,114 --> 00:13:05,290
I don't wanna fence this stuff.
That's a bullet train to hell.
307
00:13:05,408 --> 00:13:06,488
So what, then?
308
00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:13,494
Well, I can't speak for you,
but there's a woman in my life
309
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,950
that would appreciate a spontaneous
gesture of love and affection.
310
00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:20,264
- Your wife?
- Sure, her too.
311
00:14:55,147 --> 00:14:56,867
- To happy women.
- To happy women.
312
00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:05,289
You know, every time
I make love to my girlfriend
313
00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:07,067
somehow I feel
more connected to my wife.
314
00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:08,319
I get that.
315
00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:12,054
I'm gonna take it a step further.
316
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:14,926
Sex with a 24-year-old,
that's got my marriage strong.
317
00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:16,542
It's because you don't have
all that jizz
318
00:15:16,627 --> 00:15:18,427
backin' up in your brain,
makin' you go crazy.
319
00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:19,786
Thank you, Doctor.
320
00:15:21,716 --> 00:15:23,876
- Ah, shit.
- Mind if we join you?
321
00:15:24,051 --> 00:15:25,211
Do we have a choice?
322
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:27,344
Danny, Ray...
323
00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:30,947
I would like you
to meet a friend of mine.
324
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:33,321
This is Patrick Ryan.
325
00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:35,478
I believe you know his son, Zach.
326
00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:38,167
- No, doesn't ring a bell. Danny?
- No.
327
00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:40,278
Oh, come on, fellas,
can we not do this?
328
00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:41,483
The kid flipped on you.
329
00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:42,667
Flipped on us?
What are you talking about?
330
00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:43,897
You threatened his life.
331
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,190
He had no choice
but to steal from his mother.
332
00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:47,486
His stepmother.
333
00:15:49,911 --> 00:15:52,231
Carl, you know how we operate.
334
00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:54,414
We don't pull
any of that strong-arm shit.
335
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,720
Is there any chance that
Zach's brother might be involved?
336
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,256
Yeah, we were given to believe
that he might be the bad penny.
337
00:16:00,381 --> 00:16:01,781
Oh, yeah he is.
338
00:16:01,924 --> 00:16:03,380
Except at during the time
of the break-in
339
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:06,547
Pat Junior was being held
without bail in Brownsville, Texas.
340
00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:09,402
Well, there is bail.
I'm just done with him.
341
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:10,678
Tough love. Good for you.
342
00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:11,808
Shut up.
343
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,840
Here's how this works.
344
00:16:13,978 --> 00:16:16,578
Mr. Ryan is not going to
press charges against his son
345
00:16:16,773 --> 00:16:18,733
which means you turds caught a break.
346
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,860
- Calamari.
- Just put it in the middle.
347
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:25,621
Yeah, just get right on in there.
348
00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:27,851
This whole thing goes away
349
00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:29,632
all you gotta do
is return the jewelry.
350
00:16:30,704 --> 00:16:31,944
That's gonna be tough.
351
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,240
Might be easier if you just kill us.
352
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,397
No.
353
00:18:51,808 --> 00:18:53,848
- Any problems?
- No. Easy-peasy.
354
00:18:58,731 --> 00:18:59,931
Is this everything?
355
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:01,810
Pretty much.
356
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,103
What does that mean?
357
00:19:03,236 --> 00:19:04,756
My grandma has a tiara.
358
00:19:04,904 --> 00:19:06,464
You want it back? You go get it.
359
00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:12,868
The worst thing about this
360
00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:14,676
this fuckin' Zach kid
just walks away.
361
00:19:14,831 --> 00:19:16,911
Doesn't pay us, doesn't go to jail.
No repercussions.
362
00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,162
It's called white privilege.
363
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:19,789
Oh, don't do that.
I wanna hate him too.
364
00:19:19,878 --> 00:19:21,078
Danny Colavito!
365
00:19:22,131 --> 00:19:24,091
I'm shittin' in a bag 'cause of you!
366
00:19:25,259 --> 00:19:27,339
Die, motherfucker! Die!
367
00:19:31,307 --> 00:19:32,763
Did your life just pass
right in front of you?
368
00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,410
- Nope.
- Me neither.
369
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,640
- Disappointing.
- Very.
370
00:19:35,690 --> 00:19:40,240
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