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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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HE GROANS
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Sir, there's no room for our bags.
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Someone has filled it up.
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Don't look at me,
should have got here earlier.
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That's the last of the
big bags, sir.
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Do you want this hand luggage
on board with you? Obvs!
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Why are you looking like a trapper?
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Look, we're stepping off ends,
innit?
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Man can't get caught slipping,
you feel me?
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The only thing you'll get caught
slipping on is cow shit, bruv.
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We're going to Pembrokeshire.
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But, wait...
..where's Harrison?
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Yeah, where's the brother at?
Where's he at?
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I'm here.
Guys, I'm just wearing camo.
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Look, I'm here!
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CHUCKLES
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Guys!
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Oh, God, I'm invisible.
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Oh, babe,
the dress code was practical.
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I'm practically perfect, Jinx.
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But you best believe I am flossing
out of this school uniform.
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Oi, oi!
Get one of these down your neck.
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We should not be encouraging
underage drinking.
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Good point. Part of the fun
is stealing the booze.
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Oh, what's this?
I've left me beers unattended.
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I'm not looking,
better not nick nothing!
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For God's sake, if you want this
adventure weekend to be
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the bollocks,
then you stick with me.
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Ignore this wet wipe with
the stuffed cat.
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Excuse me, it's not a stuffed cat!
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It's Magical Mr Mistoffelees,
from Cats!
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Sir is very protective
of Andrew Lloyd Webber. Who?
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The godfather of musical theatre -
Cats, Phantom of the Opera,
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Jesus Christ Superstar.
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And, according to the Mega Star
Quest celeb tracking app,
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Andrew Lloyd Webber lives right next
to the campsite.
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Here is a map to the compound.
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When we land, I'm going to pop over
and introduce him
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to the star of his next musical
blockbuster - moi.
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This is not some Search For The
Stars, or a poxy fashion show.
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We know. It's a chance for inner
city kids, like me,
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to learn new skills, develop team
building, and survive in the wild.
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Eh-eh!
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This is your opportunity to dive
headfirst into the three B's -
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booze, banter, and birds.
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Obviously, I'm only
here for the first two B's.
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Oi, oi, oi! That's my lager,
you little prick!
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Class F. F for fick!
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Good luck, you lot, trying to get
a date to the disco with them
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lot on the trip. The what?
The last night disco.
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Basically, the Met Gala,
but for scrubby little kids.
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Obviously, I didn't go.
Oh, because you were gay?
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Because they were all clapped. Ahh.
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Did you get a date, sir?
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Me? To the...
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Yeah, obviously.
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Mate, I was the man back in the day.
I couldn't move for treacles.
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Listen, I will teach you every trick
in the book, starting with Class F.
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We need to show them
that we are the alphas,
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so we need to sit
at the back of the bus.
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I'm not sure Rosa Parks would agree.
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Well, Rosa Parks didn't want to do
wanker signs at lorry drivers,
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did she? Come on you lot, let's go.
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Warren!
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Yeah.
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One coach trip and I've already been
asked to the disco by eight guys.
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I said no, obviously.
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Because of your faith.
Yes, Jinx, my faith.
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My faith and the sheer audacity
of them thinking they can ask me.
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Well, I don't actually want to get
asked. I find these antiquated
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heteronormative dating rituals to
be quite...
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Agh!
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I don't think you've got to worry,
my love.
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In that skirt, if you
look like a nun, you'll get none.
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Sir, I... I need some advice.
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The school disco's tomorrow night
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and I wanted to ask a girl
to dance with me.
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Oh, a...
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Sorry, just a little bit...
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Just a little bit shocked.
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Um, I assumed you were
part of the LGTBQIA+ community.
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Listen, I don't want to say
I understand your lifestyle,
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but I want you to know
I support you.
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Well, thank you,
but this was a bad idea.
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I mean,
Usma's never going to go for me.
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Usma and you? Yeah, exactly.
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Oh sorry,
I didn't mean it like that.
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It's just, you know, obviously,
you're fab, it's just... Assemble!
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What in the B.Tech Bear Grylls
is bumba gwaning?
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Bet you've never such
a decorated Beaver!
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Well, my missus
does like a vajazzle.
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Why is there a gap?
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Oh, well, most Beavers have a
hole or three.
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Erm, I'm only missing one badge.
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Is that the friendship badge?
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No, erm, I'm just missing a
hunting badge.
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Apparently, wrestling the eggs
off a mother owl isn't good enough,
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according to my power-mad
scout master. RIP.
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I don't know how to
say this politely,
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but what are you doing here?
Saving Abbey Grove.
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Applications are down 200%.
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Most of our students end up
unemployed, in prison,
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or in the Army.
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But now, the Army are questioning
the quality of our cannon fodder,
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and if they stop hiring,
Abbey Grove is finished!
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So, I am here to teach this rabble
some serious survival skills.
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HYAH!
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Ah, Mr Fraser! All set?
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Holes dug, wells sunk,
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traps - bear,
booby and otherwise - set.
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I have thoroughly
Home Aloned these woods.
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Translation?
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Survival!
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We only eat what I forage or kill.
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Shrew? There is only one shrew, but
we could Lady And The Tramp it.
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No, thank you.
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If memory serves, I think
camp food is provided.
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Ah, no, not the package I went for.
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We've got no kitchen
and no toilet facilities.
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What? I'll make Beavers out
of you yet.
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Now...
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..who's digging the latrines?
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Ooh.
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Any hole's a goal!
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Hey-hey!
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MUSIC: As It Was
by Harry Styles
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Holding me back
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Gravity's holding me back...
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SNIFFING
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What's that smell?
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Oh, I think it's nature.
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But what do I know? I'm just your
classic inner city ruffian.
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This is some horror
movie setting, man,
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and ethnic minorities do not
do well in these situations.
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Oggy, oggy, oggy!
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Oi, oi, oi!
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My name's David and I run this show.
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Now, I should warn you,
I can be a bit of a joker!
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Unless we're talking respecting
the Countryside Code.
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I didn't know
we could talk like that.
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We're all here to have a laugh,
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but not at the expense of the
flora and fauna.
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Unless you get the opportunity to
catch and kill,
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in which case, seize it!
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Well, no, that's actually a direct
contravention of the rules.
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All right, well, kill or be killed.
Again, no.
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One shot, one kill?
I'm ignoring you now.
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So, first thing today is
the tug-of-war,
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orienteering tomorrow,
then the disco.
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But your first task
is setting up camp.
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Now, I have a T-shirt to
distribute to each of you.
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There you go! David?
You're an adult, mate.
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We had our first date
three weeks ago on Monday
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He took me out for dinner,
then he asked me back to his place
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Mate, he was like 6'8",
with huge arms and a fit face
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Then he opened up his mouth
and I was like, "What?! No way!"
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What you so boring for?
It's like talking to a door
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Swear I cannot be arsed
to do this...
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Oi, what is that?
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That is my Technicolor Dreamcoat.
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I've never played Joseph, actually.
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But, hopefully, once I meet Andrew
Lloyd Webber, things will change.
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Oi, sir, this tent is sick.
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Glamping, my G! Flossing, in fact.
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We are flamping!
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We?
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Uh-uh, this is all for me.
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But we've been putting this
up for hours.
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This whole trip is
about teamwork, yeah?
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And I got you working.
You're welcome.
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So, where are we going to sleep?
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Back to your bed, bitch.
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First rule of camp.
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Ha-ha, we've got nowhere to sleep.
Banter! Way-hey!
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I'm off to meet Lord Lloyd Webber.
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Erm, about this, I think it needs a
few finishing touches, my love.
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Thank you.
Oh, and on the Usma disco situation,
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we'll catch up about that later.
Ta-ta!
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Excuse me, my love.
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Stranger danger!
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I'm so sorry,
I left my map in my tent.
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Luke?
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Lucas.
I changed it by deed poll.
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Two syllables!
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And your name is? Steve?
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Stephen, with a puh-huh-leeze!
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Like you would forget my name!
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You copied everything
I did at drama school.
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Those days are over.
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That cape is over.
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It's for the centenary
of the century.
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She shells sheashells on the
shea... What?
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Lord Lloyd Webber's 100th
birthday weekend. Huh?
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Not invited?
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Of course I'm invited.
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So, where's your costume?
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We're dressing in his most iconic
looks all weekend, in his honour.
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Oh, I know!
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I didn't want to get my roller
blades dirty in this forest,
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you know what I mean? Don't you
think that Starlight Express is,
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like, totally underrated anyway?
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Well, after you!
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Surely you can find your way there
without your little map?
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Of course!
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Teasing! This way!
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I was actually at Uncle Andrew's
last week with, you know,
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the Charlotte Sisters
and Auntie Bonnie...
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Argh!
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Ah!
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Oh, my God.
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Lucas! Help! Help! Help me out!
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And why would I do that?
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Because we're friends.
Friends?
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At the end-of-year show,
I fell off the stage,
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and you didn't help me.
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Don't laugh!
I'm not laughing!
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I'm sorry you're going to miss
the big weekend.
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I'll make sure to post
lots of photos on the Gram.
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LUCAS LAUGHS
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Lucas!
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You bitch!
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Ah, Lucas!
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HE SOBS
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Lucas!
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Warren, you look
like death warmed up.
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Stay hydrated. Have some water from
the well I dug.
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Oh, maybe later.
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I would not serve that to
my own worst enemy -
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Gregg Wallace.
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At least I won't have to go back to
the well and get more.
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Remind me again why we're not
cutting through the whole rope.
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We're going to let those Class F
tosspots think they're winning
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when, actually,
they're hanging on by a thread.
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The rope will break,
they'll fall on their arse
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and look like a bunch of lemons.
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Legend.
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WHISTLE
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Come on then, guys.
Tug-of-war time!
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Let's get you into teams!
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Come on.
Let's give it to 'em! Come on!
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Gladiators, ready!
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I'm joking.
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Ready, set...
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WHISTLE BLOWS
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Come on, we got this.
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00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,000
CHANTING: Pull! Pull! Pull!
248
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,080
I'm going to break a nail, sir!
249
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,560
Hey, these man are wasteman anyway!
You're weak!
250
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,040
I'm tugging really hard!
251
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,240
Oh, I'm tugging so hard.
252
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,240
Hey!
253
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,320
GROANING
254
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,120
Oh, my bottom.
255
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,720
What are you lot doing down there?
256
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,120
Who's going to go to the disco with
me, covered in this?
257
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,640
Loads of people.
258
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,160
No-one fit, though, innit!
259
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,880
An incision in the rope,
made with a serrated blade,
260
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,800
probably a Swiss Army knife.
261
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,320
Who done that?
262
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,680
If you lot were in the Army, you'd
be court-martialled for cheating.
263
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,680
Report to the mess in five!
264
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,800
Brilliant.
265
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,320
OWLS HOOT
266
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,680
Court-martialled!
267
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,640
I've become the kind of person
my grandfather had shot in the war.
268
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,440
Yeah, well, you weren't meant
to fall too!
269
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,360
Well, take it up with
the basic laws of physics.
270
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:21,240
Yeah? Wait until you see Class F
fishing their clothes out the lake.
271
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,440
Come on, Harrison.
272
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,320
Wait, where's Mr Carmichael?
273
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,720
I'm in hell!
274
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,680
First Mitchell mocking my Dreamcoat
275
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,120
and then Lucas throwing me
in this pit to die!
276
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,880
Oh, my God.
277
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,720
Oh, my God.
278
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,240
I'm... I'm Joseph.
279
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,360
I'm Joseph and I don't even
have my Dreamcoat!
280
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,760
Help!
281
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,600
MITCHELL LAUGHS
282
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,240
Dickheads! Who do Class F think
they are?
283
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,200
No-one pisses in my bed but me, fam.
284
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,920
Oh, come on, it's just banter.
285
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,920
It's revenge for throwing
their clothes in the lake.
286
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,840
Ah, have they pissed in your beds
an' all?
287
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,480
No. Miss Hoburn talks in her sleep.
288
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,640
It's horrific.
289
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,520
One shot, one kill.
290
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,200
One shot, one kill.
291
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,320
One shot, one kill.
292
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,200
One shot... Argh!
293
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,440
Where is everybody?
294
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,320
We were going to ask Mr Carmichael
if we could stay here.
295
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:27,440
I assume he stayed at Andrew Lloyd
Webber's, so there's plenty of room.
296
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,160
It's OK,
I'll just stay in the chair.
297
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,400
I cannot breathe!
What is all this noise?
298
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,800
Miss, this is not
what it looks like.
299
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,000
What is going on?
Class F mugged us off.
300
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,240
Moves and countermoves.
The art of war.
301
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,480
Oh, impressive.
302
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,320
I didn't know anyone at Abbey Grove
read Sun Tzu.
303
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,520
Not since they stopped Page Three.
304
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,720
You're clearly
a cut above this dross.
305
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,240
Officer material, perhaps.
306
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,280
But, no, a bit too nervy.
307
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:05,240
Perhaps a spy? MI5, MI6,
both very reputable employers.
308
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,840
And, as luck would have it, I need
someone to sex-up a dossier for me.
309
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,240
Keep talking.
310
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,520
Well, if you compile a snazzy
brochure for the Army recruiters,
311
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,200
"Abbey Grove Survival Camp,"
312
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,440
I'll let you off the
orienteering course.
313
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,400
Oh, so a camp scrapbook?
314
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,240
But not all ribbony and glittery.
315
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,120
Oh, Miss Hoburn, I won't make
promises I can't keep.
316
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,840
Right. Who's coming back to
the bunkhouse?
317
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,880
Nah, I think I'll stay here,
take my chances.
318
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,480
Namaste.
And I'mma stay, too!
319
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:39,240
Hm, this feels like a hostile
occupation of foreign territory.
320
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,440
The Army would approve!
321
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,400
Night-night.
322
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,440
Right! Top and tailing?
323
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,800
Actually, I better sleep
with my arse out the flap.
324
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,600
I've got a massive shit
in the departure lounge.
325
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,040
Hello?!
326
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,520
Is anybody there, there, there...
327
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,480
No reverb!
328
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,840
No reverb! In a well!
329
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,480
BIRDSONG
330
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,440
KNOCK AT DOOR
331
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,440
Come in. Have yourself a pew there,
next to Doris.
332
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,960
Don't worry, she won't bite.
333
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,080
Not any more.
334
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,440
Not since I murdered her
and stuffed her in that box.
335
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,440
What can I do you for?
336
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,840
Well, I'm looking for old
photos of Abbey Grove trips.
337
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,360
Very few exist.
338
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,080
As Mr Carmichael's biographer,
339
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,760
I usually destroy any old
photos of him in hiking boots.
340
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,800
Old fancy pants in the rainbow tent?
341
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,120
Yeah, I've not seen hide nor
hair of him since he arrived.
342
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,840
He went to
Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber's.
343
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,760
Oh, yeah, just over yonder.
344
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,440
His 100th birthday this weekend.
345
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,800
The village is buzzing.
The local GP's on hand.
346
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,000
All guests under 30 are being
asked to donate
347
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,760
a pint of their blood at the door.
348
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,640
He's very fond of blood, apparently.
349
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,280
Photos!
350
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,440
Thank you.
351
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,120
Not that one.
352
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,640
Probably best you don't tell anyone
you've seen that one, as well.
353
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,400
Good morning, guys. I just wanted...
354
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,840
WHISTLE
355
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:10,080
Gather round, please!
Come in, quickly!
356
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,840
Harper, you sabotaged the
tug-of-war, soiled the bunkhouse,
357
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,960
and taught your pupils
zero survival skills.
358
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,400
But, Miss, popularity is the best
type of survival skill.
359
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,280
Yeah, well, why did all my clothes
end up in the lake this morning?
360
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,080
Take it as a compliment, right?
361
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,240
It's because we're
the king of bants, innit? Yeah.
362
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,800
Well, you won't be very popular
363
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,880
when Class K don't make it
back for the disco.
364
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,080
ALL: What?
365
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,400
Yes, you heard me, Bant King.
366
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,160
The last team
back from orienteering
367
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,960
will not be allowed to
attend the disco tonight.
368
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,320
Maybe missing out on this
famous dance
369
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,600
will teach you to take
survival seriously.
370
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,480
Guys, it's important to remember,
371
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,280
the main thing about orienteering
is having...
372
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,080
SHRILL WHISTLE
373
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,080
Disco or death!
374
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,840
Jeez.
375
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,920
Lads, don't worry,
all right? I've got this.
376
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,040
Sir! All this pengness is
going to go to waste.
377
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,560
No disco, no dates, nothing!
378
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,000
I'm going back to the tent.
379
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,680
And this is my last clean tracksuit!
380
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,200
You've ruined my life!
381
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,520
We go left round there.
382
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,800
Sir... Ooh.
383
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,080
..I get that you're
reliving your glory days,
384
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:30,240
but we have learnt approximately
zero survival skills this weekend.
385
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,280
Yeah. If we want to go to the disco,
we have to get creative.
386
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,160
Oh, I couldn't agree more.
387
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,880
Now, according to this map,
388
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,840
we can take a shortcut across
Andrew Lloyd Webber's compound.
389
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,000
This will mean that we'll finish
the orienteering course
390
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,400
in half the time.
391
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,080
I mean, ladies and gentlemen, we
shall be going to the dance tonight.
392
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,200
HE HUMS A HAPPY TUNE
393
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,720
Yeah, look, I kind of
feel like this sort of
394
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,440
might be an incy-wincy
bit my fault.
395
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,000
So, I'm going to make it up to you.
396
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
I am putting on my big-boy pants.
397
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,320
Warren, give me the map! What?
398
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,880
Warren, I am your teacher.
Give me the map.
399
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,080
Thank you.
400
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,400
Right. Follow me, pricks!
401
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,840
I think we should be going that way.
402
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,920
Oh, yes, there she goes.
403
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,080
CHUCKLING: I needed that.
404
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,080
I am sleeping inside the tent
tonight, baby.
405
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,400
That's ten minutes we'll never
get back.
406
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,520
Jinx, we're close, all right?
I can feel it.
407
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,440
Feel it? Where's the map?
408
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,080
Well, my arse wasn't going to
wipe itself.
409
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,720
Yeah? We would have been quicker
doing the actual task.
410
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,240
Blessing, trust me.
411
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,760
Remember, I've been here before.
412
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,840
I know these woods
like the back of my...
413
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,240
Ooh, Jinx, look at this minging
mole on the back of my hand.
414
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,000
Do you reckon I need
to get it checked out?
415
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,320
JINX RETCHES
416
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,320
We're lost.
417
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,040
This is a disaster.
All thanks to Mr Harper!
418
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,800
Well, at least I'm trying to help,
unlike Mr Carmichael.
419
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,480
Well, at least his map was useful.
420
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,680
Until you turned
it into toilet paper!
421
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,680
I bet all the girls are already
at the disco,
422
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,200
dancing with some
next man, fam.
423
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,120
Sir, think about the last
time you were here.
424
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,520
Do you recognise anything?
425
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,640
Right, well, erm...
There was no last time.
426
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,640
I had my suspicions,
but this photo confirmed it.
427
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,200
Look. An old shot of Class K.
428
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,920
And who's not in it?
429
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,680
You didn't go?
430
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,320
Well, what about the stories?
431
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,280
And the bants?
432
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,760
You were my hero.
433
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,000
Well, I just feel so...
What's the word?
434
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,640
Stupid.
435
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,480
Harrison.
436
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,720
Harrison, wait!
437
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,200
Wait a minute!
438
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,560
So, we're going to miss the disco?
439
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,800
I mean, who wants to go
to that meat market
440
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,640
with all the Normative Normans?
441
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,280
Me, actually.
442
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,480
No, no,
we can still complete the course.
443
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,240
I have to try and get us
to that disco, for morale.
444
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,920
Really, really strange.
445
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,040
RUSTLING
446
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,320
What was that?
I thought it was you.
447
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,920
It was probably just Mr Fraser.
Shh!
448
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,520
Listen.
449
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,800
Ooh, I am listening.
450
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,280
I'm always open to hearing
about your lived experience.
451
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,480
BLESSING SCOFFS
452
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,280
Wait.
453
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,160
Is that...
454
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,160
Is that...
A bear?
455
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,760
THEY WHIMPER
456
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,720
THEY SCREAM
457
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,560
Where have you been?
Get back to camp!
458
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,360
B-b-buh, b-b-buh...
459
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,800
Is she broken?
460
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,480
Bear!
Bare broken? Oh, I see, yes.
461
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,000
No, I'm up on my urban dictionary!
462
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,240
Bare, as in large amount/level of.
463
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,800
No, there's an actual
bear in the forest!
464
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,000
It's armed, it's dangerous,
it's going to attack us.
465
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,280
It's going to eat us alive!
You need to relax, Karen!
466
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,160
Hunting badge, here I come!
467
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,160
Yes, always carry a blowpipe.
468
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,040
And, don't even
think about going to the disco.
469
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,440
You're not allowed.
470
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,760
Urgh!
471
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,360
Oh, Luke?
472
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,560
Watford School of Drama, 2015.
473
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,000
Lucas.
474
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,680
I'm Stephen Carmichael's assistant,
and biographer.
475
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,480
Biographer?
476
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:20,080
Oh, I bet there are several chapters
dedicated to our rivalry.
477
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,400
Oh, no, just a footnote
dedicated to haters.
478
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,480
Meow. Purr.
479
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,720
Well, water under the bridge.
480
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,040
Though I did see Steve yesterday.
"Steve"?
481
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,680
He was in very deep water.
482
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,040
You're using a lot of
water metaphors.
483
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:42,320
Let's just say, he's finally playing
the role he was born to play.
484
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,840
Joseph! In the well?
485
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,720
Fraser's well!
That's where he's been.
486
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,800
Strange boy.
Mr Carmichael!
487
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,320
YAA!
488
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,840
Mr Fraser, I almost took you
out with my tranq dart.
489
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,480
I admire your confidence, madam.
490
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,400
You may well have blown
the dart in my direction,
491
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,200
but that does not
mean it would have hit me.
492
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,880
Thanks to.... HYARGH!
493
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,200
A heady cocktail of Krav Maga,
Capoeira, Tai Chi and Aikido.
494
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,760
I call it...
495
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,000
Krapoerchido!
496
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,120
Well, your Starbucks order aside,
I need your help.
497
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,600
What have you
got in your wooden house?
498
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,560
We need to set a trap.
499
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,720
And you're sure this can work?
500
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,120
Bernadette, I don't mean to
chefsplain,
501
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:47,040
but if you go down to the woods
today, or indeed any day,
502
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:51,680
you will not be surprised to learn
that bears love a picnic.
503
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,960
Shh! I can hear the bear.
504
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,360
Positions.
505
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,720
ANIMAL CALL: Aa-aah! Aa-aah!
506
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,080
Dammit!
507
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,520
Hngeeee...
508
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,000
Yes!
509
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,040
Let's get you back to camp.
510
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,160
Sir!
511
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,480
Warren!
I've been looking for you all day.
512
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,280
I'm so happy to see you.
513
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,840
You didn't say anything weird to
Usma, did you?
514
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,360
No, I didn't. OK, good.
515
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,800
Get me out. OK. Erm...
516
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,600
Please tell me you brought a rope!
517
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,400
Ah, allow it, man!
518
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,760
It's dead anyway.
519
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:03,280
Guys, listen,
I'm really sorry that I lied to you.
520
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,920
The truth is, all my friends got to
go on this trip and I didn't.
521
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,000
I was desperate to,
but my dad lost the trip money,
522
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,080
spoofing for a round of drinks.
523
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,840
I guess I was just trying to
recreate something I never had.
524
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:19,800
Harrison, you need to choose
your heroes more carefully, mate.
525
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,960
You're still my hero, sir.
526
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,520
Cheers.
527
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,560
Here, look,
I found this in the clubhouse.
528
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,120
I know it's ancient, but I thought
you could use it for your disco.
529
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,960
Uh, what is that? What is...?
530
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,440
Usma, this is a CD player.
531
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,160
Here, look.
I found some old CDs, too.
532
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,320
Bloody hell.
533
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,320
What happened to you?
Don't ask.
534
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,880
But I'm glad we're back,
thanks to Warren.
535
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,560
Oh, Warren! You never gave up.
536
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,640
That's why we love you, Warren.
537
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,440
Right, come on you lot,
it's disco time.
538
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,000
Here, Blessing, pass that CD.
539
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,720
Yes, this is a belter!
540
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,160
Thanks, Warren.
541
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,200
Remember, you never give up.
542
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,400
INDISTINCT CHATTER
543
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,200
Erm, Usma, I...
544
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:19,440
Usma, I consider you a dear
friend but, erm, well,
545
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,360
I have to tell you that I think
you're completely luminescent.
546
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:27,400
And not just in your dazzlingly
impractical tracksuit.
547
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,840
I feel delighted when I look at you,
548
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,160
and I...
549
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,720
Well, I would be honoured
if you would dance with me.
550
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,120
Finally!
551
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:42,240
Someone who's coming correct
and putting some respec' on my name.
552
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,760
Great, cool.
553
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,680
That's totally cool.
554
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,200
Totally cool.
555
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
556
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,120
Yo, Jinx.
557
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:59,640
Like, I know dances are
Antiques Roadshow and that,
558
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,680
but would you, you know, like,
maybe want to dance with me?
559
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,800
Well, antiquated heteronormative
rituals but, yes, very much yes.
560
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,560
No, I really would, yes, yes.
Cool.
561
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,560
May I? Come here, pretty boy.
562
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,920
You'll do.
563
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,600
You think I'm pretty?
564
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,080
So are you.
565
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,680
Well, that was easy!
566
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,960
Wait, what?
Getting a girlfriend.
567
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,560
Oh, Harry,
you thought I was into boys?
568
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,680
Wait, you're into girls?
569
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,840
Oh, my God, it's so crazy.
570
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,400
We've got so much in common.
571
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,600
I mean, we never did get to
have our dance at the disco.
572
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,400
I feel like we should fix that.
573
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,520
Let's do it!
574
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,520
Hang on, you knew I never went on
this trip in the first place.
575
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,120
How come you didn't dob me
in to that lot?
576
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,600
I mean,
your dad ruined all of your fun,
577
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,760
I was not going to do
the same to you.
578
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,480
Ooh, speaking of fun,
how was Lordy Lord Webby's?
579
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,080
The pits! Chill.
580
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,360
I like your buns.
581
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,120
I mean your, your...
582
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,000
On your head.
583
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,360
Oh, flip, man.
584
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,800
Goddamn.
585
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,400
Pizza and beer
for my favourite class.
586
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,200
Oh, go on, I'm not looking,
better not take any!
587
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,040
What are you doing? Well,
this is my way of saying thank you.
588
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,680
I finally have my hunting badge,
589
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,560
thanks to your tip-off
about that bear.
590
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,200
What bear?
591
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,640
Well, the bear I tranqued
and dragged back here.
592
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,480
SCREAMING
593
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,680
What did you do to Lucas?
594
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,800
Stop it! Stop it! Come here!
595
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,160
Come here!
596
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,160
GASPS
597
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,800
WHISTLE BLOWS
598
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,640
Who's Lucas?
Call the bloody police!
599
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,320
Caught in the light
600
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,160
Like a sun to the ocean
601
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,680
Born in the night
602
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,680
In an orderly fashion...
603
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,160
Right,
all the students accounted for.
604
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,840
Just Fraser missing.
605
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,040
Win-win.
606
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,960
Jesus Christ!
607
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,240
Oh, shame.
608
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,880
What happened to you?
The strangest thing happened.
609
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,480
One minute I was helping set
a trap for a bear, the next minute,
610
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,160
I woke up in a four-poster
bed in a desecrated chapel
611
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,800
next to Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.
612
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,120
Shut up! I knew you wouldn't
believe me.
613
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,120
So, after he asked me
to donate some blood,
614
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,720
I took a selfie in the mirror
with him. Look!
615
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,520
Where's Andrew? Weird.
616
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,440
He was definitely there.
617
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,000
THEY SHUDDER
618
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,240
No...
619
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:48,840
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