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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,033 --> 00:00:25,033 ** 2 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:39,300 ** 3 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:44,900 ** 4 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:46,667 How many times we gotta fix 5 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:47,733 This old fence? 6 00:00:47,733 --> 00:00:48,800 Easier to tear it down and start 7 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,267 Over. 8 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:54,000 [Barking] 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,067 Not you again! 10 00:00:55,067 --> 00:00:56,100 Look'it! 11 00:00:56,100 --> 00:01:00,567 Look'it! 12 00:01:00,567 --> 00:01:02,700 It looks like he wet himself. 13 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,267 That's a big old scaredy cat. 14 00:01:05,267 --> 00:01:07,200 You go ahead and laugh. 15 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,233 He can't bite through that brace 16 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:13,533 On your leg. 17 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:14,533 Toto! 18 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:15,100 Toto! 19 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,667 Toto, come back here. 20 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:17,700 Morning, miss Dorothy. 21 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:18,400 Robert found your dog for you. 22 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,300 I told you; You can't come 23 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:20,867 With me. 24 00:01:20,867 --> 00:01:21,967 Somebody takin' a trip? 25 00:01:21,967 --> 00:01:22,667 Or running away from home 26 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:23,533 Again? 27 00:01:23,533 --> 00:01:24,600 You can't run away from home 28 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,667 If you're not home to start 29 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:26,700 With. 30 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:27,767 Don't she live here? 31 00:01:27,767 --> 00:01:29,333 Could'a sworn she lived here. 32 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:30,400 Dorothy Gail, I am too old to 33 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,433 Be chasin' you down. 34 00:01:31,433 --> 00:01:32,567 I swear I don't know who needs a 35 00:01:32,567 --> 00:01:34,100 Leash more; You or that dog. 36 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,667 Morning, miss em. 37 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:37,267 And why are you three 38 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:38,800 Standing 'round? 39 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,900 Can't you see the leaves turning 40 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:40,567 Over? 41 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,467 Storm's coming. 42 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:42,567 Can't you see? 43 00:01:42,567 --> 00:01:44,133 We're still cleaning up the 44 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:45,167 Last. 45 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:46,233 Go on, get everything back to 46 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:47,300 The barn. 47 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,333 Lock down the shutters and turn 48 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:49,367 The horses out. 49 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:51,067 Yes, ma'am. 50 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:58,333 And take this dog with you. 51 00:01:58,333 --> 00:01:59,433 So, I guess you won't be helping 52 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:01,533 Me with the laundry today. 53 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:02,600 Oh, Dorothy. 54 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,167 I don't know what to do with 55 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,267 You. 56 00:02:05,267 --> 00:02:06,233 You don't gotta do nothing. 57 00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:07,333 Well, that'll make a nice 58 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:08,067 Break from worrying about you 59 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,467 Day and night. 60 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:10,067 Why should you worry? 61 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:14,200 You're not my mother. 62 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,767 No, I'm your mother's big 63 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:16,833 Sister. 64 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,933 And when you get your face all 65 00:02:18,933 --> 00:02:19,633 Balled up mad like that it's 66 00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:20,700 Almost like having her back with 67 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,067 Me. 68 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:25,200 You're so like her. 69 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,367 Stubborn, strong, smart and 70 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:31,533 Beautiful... 71 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:33,133 I don't belong here. 72 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:34,667 I hate that school and everyone 73 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:35,733 In it. 74 00:02:35,733 --> 00:02:37,333 I hate this place. 75 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:38,933 I wanna go back home where I 76 00:02:38,933 --> 00:02:40,600 Come from. 77 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,567 Sweet girl, if I had the 78 00:02:41,567 --> 00:02:44,233 Magic to put your mama and daddy 79 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:45,300 Back in that house for you, I'd 80 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:46,400 Snap my fingers and they'd be 81 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,900 There waitin' supper. 82 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:48,967 But you know as well as me your 83 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:50,067 Folks are gone. 84 00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:51,067 Gone, baby. 85 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,100 Lost in that accident. 86 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,200 And all the wishin' in the world 87 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,733 Ain't changing that. 88 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:55,800 Back there's my home. 89 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,867 Back there's nothing but an 90 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:58,967 Empty apartment. 91 00:02:58,967 --> 00:03:01,600 And my school and my friends, 92 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,633 And nobody riding me to do 93 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:04,200 Chores or watching over every 94 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,233 Little thing I do twenty-four 95 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,800 Hours a day. 96 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,967 I remember a time, not so 97 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:09,467 Long ago, you used to like me 98 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:12,667 Watchin' over you. 99 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,200 Used to be your favorite aunt. 100 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,233 I remember how you come running 101 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,367 To hide yourself behind my apron 102 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:18,067 At bath time. 103 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:18,933 Anything to avoid your mama's 104 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,567 Soap and washcloth. 105 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:22,433 You think I give you chores to 106 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:24,200 Be ornery? 107 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,267 Being part of a family 108 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:26,833 Guarantees you always got love, 109 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:28,433 But you got responsibility too. 110 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,067 Home is something got to be 111 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:32,100 Earned. 112 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,167 Storm's not waiting on one 113 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:33,833 Little girl to come to her 114 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:34,733 Senses. 115 00:03:34,733 --> 00:03:36,400 Let's go, child. 116 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:41,567 We need to get to shelter. 117 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:43,700 Much as I love you, much as I 118 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:44,767 Think I know what's right, I 119 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,333 Can't lock you up in your room 120 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,900 The rest of your life. 121 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,467 All I can do is pray you'll 122 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:50,567 Choose the path that will lead 123 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:53,100 You back to the ones who love 124 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,500 You. 125 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,600 ** 126 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,167 * put your arms around me 127 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:06,867 Child like when you bumped 128 00:04:06,867 --> 00:04:09,500 Your shin then you'll know 129 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:13,167 I love you now * 130 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:18,433 * as I loved you then 131 00:04:18,433 --> 00:04:21,567 Though you may be trying 132 00:04:21,567 --> 00:04:23,667 Sometimes and I'll need you 133 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,833 And you're not there * 134 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:30,067 * I may get mad 135 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:33,700 And turn you away 136 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:38,567 But lord knows I still care 137 00:04:38,567 --> 00:04:42,733 But you cannot ask * 138 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:46,833 * for more than can 139 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:50,067 Come from me I am different 140 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:52,633 Than you are and one day 141 00:04:52,633 --> 00:04:57,933 You'll see * 142 00:04:57,933 --> 00:05:00,533 * if I lose my patience 143 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:03,200 With you and suddenly 144 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,367 Start to scream 145 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:08,933 It's only because * 146 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:12,667 * I want you to be 147 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:16,400 Everything I see in my dreams 148 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,067 And I'd like to know 149 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:22,700 That it's there * 150 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:26,900 * the feeling we once had 151 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:29,533 When you know that you can 152 00:05:29,533 --> 00:05:31,667 You can come to me 153 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,233 Whenever you're * 154 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:36,367 * feeling bad 155 00:05:36,367 --> 00:05:38,467 Don't lose the feeling 156 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:40,067 We once had 157 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:41,667 Don't lose the feeling * 158 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:44,833 * we once had 159 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:46,933 Though you're growing 160 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:50,100 Older now and 161 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:55,367 I'm watching you grow * 162 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,467 * and if I make you 163 00:05:57,467 --> 00:06:00,167 Sad sometimes 164 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:03,267 I see your feelings show 165 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:06,400 But one day * 166 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:10,233 * I'll look around 167 00:06:10,233 --> 00:06:14,300 And you will be grown 168 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,967 You'll be out in the world 169 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:19,100 Such a pretty little girl * 170 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,633 * but you'll be out there 171 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:23,900 On your own 172 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,400 You'll be on your own 173 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,967 And I'd like to know * 174 00:06:26,967 --> 00:06:30,200 * that it's there 175 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,867 The feeling we once had 176 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:35,433 Don't lose the feelin' 177 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:37,067 When you know that you can * 178 00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:39,633 * you can come to me 179 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:46,500 Whenever you're feeling bad 180 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,133 The feeling we once had 181 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:51,800 Don't lose it * 182 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:56,500 * the feeling we once had 183 00:06:56,500 --> 00:07:03,900 That we had that we had 184 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,867 This storm means business we 185 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:13,467 Best get inside. 186 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:28,533 ** 187 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:44,967 ** 188 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:48,833 ** 189 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:53,667 Aunt em! 190 00:07:54,600 --> 00:08:11,867 ** 191 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:27,533 ** 192 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:40,633 ** 193 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:49,533 ** 194 00:08:55,133 --> 00:09:12,067 ** 195 00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:13,467 ** 196 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,467 Aunt em? 197 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:23,233 Aunt em, where are you? 198 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:24,300 Aunt em? 199 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,367 Aunt em? 200 00:09:25,367 --> 00:09:26,400 Aunt em? 201 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,433 Aunt em? 202 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,067 Who's saying that? 203 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:31,133 Who's saying what? 204 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,200 Who are you? 205 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,767 I'll be the one askin' the 206 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:36,433 Questions from here on out. 207 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:37,467 From here on in. 208 00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:40,633 From here on in or out! 209 00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:41,200 This here's a murder 210 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,233 Investigation. 211 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,500 Murder? 212 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,300 Murder! 213 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,067 I don't know anything about 214 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:45,833 Any murder. 215 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:46,933 That's what they all say. 216 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:47,967 Is that there your house? 217 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:50,067 It's my aunt em's house. 218 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,700 Ask her about these feet! 219 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:53,767 And are those feet stickin' 220 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,800 Out from under your aunt em's 221 00:09:54,800 --> 00:10:00,533 House? 222 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,000 I don't know. 223 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:01,900 It appears so. 224 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:02,967 And is the person attached to 225 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:03,500 Them feet dead? 226 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,533 How do I know? 227 00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,133 I'm no doctor. 228 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:06,833 There's a house sitting on 229 00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:07,667 Top of her. 230 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:08,733 You do the math. 231 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:12,433 Let the witness answer! 232 00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:13,533 I don't know. 233 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:14,500 It appears so. 234 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,600 And there you have it... 235 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,633 A murder victim, a murder weapon 236 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,200 And a murder suspect. 237 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,233 What say the jury? 238 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,267 Guilty! 239 00:10:20,267 --> 00:10:21,367 You have heard the findings 240 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:22,933 Of this court. 241 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:23,967 We declare you guilty of murder 242 00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:26,100 In the house degree. 243 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:32,400 Bailiff, throw her a party! 244 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,467 What? 245 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,500 Congratulations! 246 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,533 I don't understand. 247 00:10:35,533 --> 00:10:36,600 You just killed evvamean, the 248 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,633 Wicked witch of the east, and we 249 00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:45,333 Can't thank you enough! 250 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,567 ** 251 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:51,433 Where is it? 252 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,467 Where's that house I seen flying 253 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:53,500 By? 254 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,567 Addaperle! 255 00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:55,067 Atta' girl! 256 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:56,133 Who is she? 257 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,200 Who is she? 258 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,300 I'm the good witch of the north. 259 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,867 Don't ring a bell? 260 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,967 Perhaps you know me by my stage 261 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:04,533 Name, "addaperle, the feel-good" 262 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,100 Girl." 263 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:09,733 I got a little magic act. 264 00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:14,567 [Applause] 265 00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:15,600 I do tricks. 266 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,700 Does she ever! 267 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:18,767 Could you please tell me 268 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,333 Where I am? 269 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,400 Lost, are you? I know what 270 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,467 That's like. 271 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:23,500 Sometimes I nod out on the bus 272 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,500 And end up in all sorts of 273 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,600 Unfamiliar places. 274 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,600 But let's see if I can help you 275 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,233 Out. 276 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,767 That there is a munchkin. 277 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,367 And that there is a munchkin. 278 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:32,400 And that there is a munchkin. 279 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,500 So I'd say it's a pretty good 280 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,567 Bet that you're in munchkinland, 281 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:36,633 In the good ole U.S. of oz. 282 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:39,800 Am I right? 283 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,367 Addaperle, girl, there's 284 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,433 Something I think you ought'a 285 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:45,567 See. 286 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:46,633 Yeah! 287 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:48,200 That's it! 288 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,267 That's the thing almost knocked 289 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,867 Me out the sky! 290 00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,967 But lookie here. 291 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,500 Is that? 292 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,167 It couldn't be. 293 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,800 Oh, no, not my sister! 294 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,367 Please don't tell me somebody 295 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,933 Squished my poor, heartless, 296 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,500 Rotten, evil, older, twisted 297 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:09,733 Sister evvamean! 298 00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:10,800 Somebody tell me who to thank. 299 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,400 She done it! 300 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,500 Really? 301 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,567 You're awful young to be killing 302 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:17,600 Witches. 303 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,667 Do you have a license? 304 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:19,733 Do I what? 305 00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:20,800 You ain't lookin' to kill no 306 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,833 More witches, are you? 307 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:22,367 Of course not. 308 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,400 Good. 309 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,467 'Cause there's only three of us 310 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,533 Left. 311 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:29,867 Me, the good witch of the north. 312 00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:31,600 [Applause] 313 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,667 Evillene, the wicked witch of 314 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:33,967 The west. 315 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:35,767 [Audience booing] 316 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:37,300 And our other sister glinda, the 317 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,467 Good witch of the South. 318 00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:42,567 Yeah, she's something. 319 00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:43,633 You should catch her act while 320 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,700 You're in town. 321 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:45,700 Girl's got pipes. 322 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:46,800 But back to our story... who are 323 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,833 You? 324 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,167 No! 325 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:49,933 I will tell you with help from 326 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,533 My magic slate. 327 00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:52,600 Magic slate? 328 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,733 It's an apple. 329 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,767 Now, without my touching it your 330 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:56,833 Name will appear here plain as 331 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:57,367 Day. 332 00:12:57,367 --> 00:13:01,567 And that name is... 333 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,167 Shirley! 334 00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:04,233 No. 335 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,333 Not Shirley. 336 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,400 Shirleen! 337 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,967 Nope. 338 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,067 Shirletta! 339 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:11,600 Not even close. 340 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,633 Charmaine? 341 00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:14,533 Champagne? 342 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:15,833 Chuck! 343 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:16,867 No. 344 00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:17,933 You sure you ain't Charmaine? 345 00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:18,967 Lemme see some i.D. 346 00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:20,067 My name is... 347 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,100 Did I say don't tell me? 348 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:26,367 Write it down. 349 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,433 Dorothy. 350 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:28,467 Dorothy? 351 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:31,633 Really? 352 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:33,233 Your name is... Dorothy! 353 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:36,900 [Applause] 354 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,933 Whatever. 355 00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:39,067 What can I do for you? 356 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,600 For me? 357 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,667 You freed the munchkins from 358 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,233 The evil rule of evvamean. 359 00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,300 The least I can do is take you 360 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,600 Out to lunch. 361 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,933 You like Sushi? 362 00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:48,067 Can you help me get home? 363 00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,567 Where's that? 364 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:50,633 I'm trying to get to Omaha 365 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,233 Where I was born. 366 00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:53,800 No can do. 367 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,867 That falls under the heading of 368 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:55,900 Transporting a minor across 369 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,067 State lines. 370 00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,067 I'm afraid you're gonna have to 371 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:01,167 See the wiz. 372 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,233 The wiz? 373 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,300 Yeah! 374 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:03,800 The wiz. 375 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,867 I bet he could get you home. 376 00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:05,933 He can do anything. 377 00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:07,500 He's the wiz! 378 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,667 Who's the wiz? 379 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:12,267 * sweet thing 380 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,800 Let me tell you 'bout 381 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,967 The world 382 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:19,633 And the way things are * 383 00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:21,267 * you've come from 384 00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:22,800 A different place 385 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,400 And I know 386 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:29,700 You've travelled far * 387 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,733 * now that you've told 388 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:33,367 Me what it is 389 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:37,333 Dot dot da dot dah 390 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,667 I'd better point you * 391 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,267 * toward the wiz 392 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:42,333 He's the wiz 393 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,367 He's the one 394 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:44,433 He's the only one * 395 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:45,500 * who can give your wish 396 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,100 Right to ya 397 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,100 He's the wizard 398 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,200 He can send you * 399 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,767 * back thru time 400 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,933 By running magic to ya 401 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:57,700 All of the super power's his 402 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,733 Dot dot da dot dah * 403 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,333 * listen and I'll tell you 404 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,967 Where he is 405 00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:07,100 He's the wiz 406 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,767 And he lives in oz * 407 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:10,833 * he's the wizard 408 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:11,833 There's a way 409 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,467 To the emerald city 410 00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,300 Now that's not too far * 411 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,100 * is it 412 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,167 He's the wizard 413 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,700 Just take your dilemma child 414 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,833 And lay it on the wizard * 415 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,433 * lay it on him 416 00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:24,067 He'll fix a drink 417 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:26,133 That'll bubble and foam 418 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,700 Oh dot dot da dot dah * 419 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,300 * and in a flash 420 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,900 You'll be home 421 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:32,967 He's the wiz 422 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,067 He's the wiz * 423 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,633 * he's the wizard of oz 424 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:36,667 The wizard 425 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:37,733 He's got magic up his sleeve 426 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,800 The magical wizard * 427 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,833 * and you know 428 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:40,867 Without his help 429 00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:41,933 The wizard 430 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:43,067 'Twould be impossible * 431 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,100 * to leave 432 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,167 You need his help girl 433 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,467 Fantastic power's 434 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:48,267 At his command * 435 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:50,367 * oh dot dot da dot dah 436 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,933 And I'm sure that 437 00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:53,067 He will understand 438 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,100 He'll understand * 439 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,733 * he's the wiz 440 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:57,767 And he lives in oz 441 00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,400 He's the wizard 442 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,867 He's the wizard * 443 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:06,767 * he's the wizard 444 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,067 He's the wizard 445 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:13,633 He's the wizard 446 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,733 He's the wizard * 447 00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:16,800 * he's the wizard 448 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,867 He's the wizard 449 00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:19,933 He's the wizard 450 00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:28,367 He's the wizard * 451 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:32,633 He's the wizard * 452 00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:35,800 * yeah 453 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,467 Evvamean's silver slippers 454 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:48,767 Are 455 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:49,867 Now yours. 456 00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:50,900 You got nothin' against second 457 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,533 Hand, do you? 458 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,567 I've never had anything so 459 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:57,333 Fine. 460 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,300 Girl, put 'em on, put 'em on! 461 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,333 They fit perfect. 462 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,400 But you gotta promise to 463 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,433 Never take them off, not 'til 464 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,067 You get home. 465 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,100 Why? 466 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:06,733 Because they got super 467 00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:07,667 Special secret powers! 468 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,767 Like what? 469 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:09,767 What's the point of a secret 470 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:10,833 If you go around blabbin' it? 471 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,400 Just promise you won't take them 472 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,967 Off for anything, not until you 473 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,067 Get home. 474 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,700 I promise. 475 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,733 And now a kiss for extra 476 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,867 Added protection. 477 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:21,900 From what? 478 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,500 All kind'a whatnot. 479 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,567 There's some nasty stuff betwixt 480 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,133 Here and there. 481 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,833 You got you somethin' very 482 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:28,800 Precious on your feet. 483 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,400 Ain't a creature in oz won't 484 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,433 Recognize and want to snatch 485 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,533 Them kicks for themselves. 486 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:38,300 But now I must go! 487 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,400 So, goodbye. 488 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:49,400 I said, goodbye! 489 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,500 Reggie? 490 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,567 You get me a new battery like I 491 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,633 Asked? 492 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:54,700 Give it a shake and lean on 493 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,867 The clutch. 494 00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:06,833 I said good-bye! 495 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:07,867 Wait. 496 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:08,933 You didn't tell me where to find 497 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,533 The wiz. 498 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,100 No hay problemo. 499 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,667 Wiz lives in the emerald city. 500 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,267 And where's that at? 501 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,267 Oh, darling, you can't miss 502 00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,867 It. 503 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,967 It's big and it's green and it's 504 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,267 Right at the end of the yellow 505 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,700 Brick road. 506 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,300 The yellow brick road? 507 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,400 Just stay on the yellow brick 508 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,367 Road and you can't miss it. 509 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,433 But watch out for the winged 510 00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:28,500 Warriors. 511 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,833 The winged what? 512 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:30,600 And the kalidahs. 513 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,667 Who are they? 514 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:32,700 They're shape shifters. 515 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,767 And mind readers. 516 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:34,800 And they will charm them 517 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,500 Slippers right off your feet. 518 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,367 And don't forget to warn her 519 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,400 About the poppies. 520 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,467 Poppies? 521 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,600 Like flowers? 522 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,633 What I gotta be scared of 523 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:44,400 Flowers for? 524 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,133 Sometimes the most dangerous 525 00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:45,900 Things are also the most 526 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:46,900 Beautiful. 527 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,067 That's deep, cuz. 528 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,133 They lure you in, and once 529 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,100 They get their tendrils on you, 530 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,700 They never let you go. 531 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,267 They put you to work feeding and 532 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,300 Watering and plowing their 533 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,367 Fields from sunrise to sunset 534 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,400 Until the first frost sets you 535 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,433 Free. 536 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,600 But it ain't all bad. 537 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,967 You get a lot of fresh air. 538 00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:02,767 Addaperle said something 539 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,833 About the wicked witch of the 540 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,467 West. 541 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,133 Oh, you don't gotta fret 542 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:06,933 About her. 543 00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,300 Seein' how you off'ed her 544 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,067 Sister, if she gets her hands on 545 00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:11,200 You, she'll slice, dice and deep 546 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,233 Fry your butt 'fore you can 547 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:13,300 Blink. 548 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,367 So, no sense worrying about her. 549 00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,433 Have a nice trip. 550 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,500 Regards to the wiz! 551 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,333 Goodbye! 552 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,533 Regards to the wiz! 553 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,600 Just follow the yellow brick 554 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,700 Road? 555 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,767 That's right. 556 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:26,800 Just follow the yellow brick 557 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,933 Road. 558 00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,067 But where is the yellow brick 559 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:33,600 Road? 560 00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,700 ** 561 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,900 * there's a feeling here inside 562 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,533 That I cannot hide * 563 00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:43,133 * and I know I've tried 564 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:48,900 But it's turning me around * 565 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,067 * I'm not sure that I'm aware 566 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,600 If I'm up or down 567 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,667 If I'm here or there * 568 00:19:54,667 --> 00:20:00,067 * I need both feet on the ground 569 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:02,200 Why do I feel like I'm 570 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,767 Drowning * 571 00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:12,567 * when there is plenty of air? 572 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:17,300 Why do I feel like frowning? * 573 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:22,567 * I think the feeling is fear 574 00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,133 Here I am in a different place * 575 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:25,200 * in a different time 576 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,300 In this time and space * 577 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:33,567 * but I don't want to be here 578 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,700 I was told I must see the wiz * 579 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,300 * but I don't know what a wizard 580 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,933 Is 581 00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:45,733 I just hope the wiz is there * 582 00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:51,600 * maybe I'm just going crazy 583 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:57,333 Letting myself get uptight * 584 00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:03,633 * I'm acting just like a baby 585 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:11,600 I'm gonna be all right * 586 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:18,933 * soon as I get home 587 00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:23,700 Soon as I get home 588 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,267 In a different place 589 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:28,433 In a different time * 590 00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:32,633 * different people around me 591 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:37,667 I would like to know * 592 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:40,133 * of their different world 593 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,833 And how different they find me * 594 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:44,867 * and just what's a wiz 595 00:21:44,867 --> 00:21:45,900 Is it big? 596 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:46,967 Will it scare me? * 597 00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:49,567 * if I ask to leave 598 00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:53,767 Will the wiz even hear me? * 599 00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:59,067 * how will I know then 600 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:04,867 If I'll ever get home again? * 601 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:08,067 * here I am alone 602 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:10,167 Though it feels the same * 603 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:13,833 * I don't know where I'm going 604 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,933 Out here on my own 605 00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:19,633 And it's not a game * 606 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:23,867 * and a strange wind is blowing 607 00:22:23,867 --> 00:22:26,500 I am so amazed * 608 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,667 * by the things that I see here 609 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,233 I don't want to be afraid * 610 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:35,067 * I just don't wanna to be here 611 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:38,133 In my mind, this is clear * 612 00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:44,433 * what am I doing here? 613 00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:47,600 I wish I was 614 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:58,733 Home ** 615 00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,667 What d'ya know? 616 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:05,200 A yellow brick road! 617 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:16,067 ** 618 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,267 Why hello there. 619 00:23:31,267 --> 00:23:31,833 Got any spare change? 620 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:32,867 Loose bills? 621 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:33,967 Maybe some dirty old dollars 622 00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:34,967 Cluttering up your purse? 623 00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,533 Did you say that? 624 00:23:36,533 --> 00:23:39,533 Did I say what? 625 00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:40,133 A talking scarecrow? 626 00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:40,767 Where? 627 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,333 You! 628 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,400 How come you can talk? 629 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,500 And what you doin' up there? 630 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,567 And if you're a scarecrow, how 631 00:23:46,567 --> 00:23:50,267 Come those crows aren't scared? 632 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:51,800 A bevy of excellent questions 633 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,500 Which it would be my pleasure to 634 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,067 Answer if only I had a brain. 635 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,100 How can you talk without a 636 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,700 Brain? 637 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,767 I'm not sure. 638 00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:00,767 But since I been hangin' up 639 00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:01,867 Here, I've heard an awful lot of 640 00:24:01,867 --> 00:24:06,767 Brainless people talking and it 641 00:24:06,767 --> 00:24:08,967 Ain't stops them. 642 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:10,100 So how about helping a brother 643 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:10,633 Out with some cash? 644 00:24:10,633 --> 00:24:12,267 What's it for? 645 00:24:12,267 --> 00:24:13,067 I'm saving my cents to buy me 646 00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:13,767 Some sense. 647 00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:14,833 How much you got so far? 648 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,367 Nothing. 649 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,067 Whatever I get they take away. 650 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,567 That's rent, my brother. 651 00:24:19,567 --> 00:24:22,167 All legit. 652 00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:23,267 Everything on the up and up. 653 00:24:23,267 --> 00:24:24,333 Poles don't grow on trees, you 654 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,933 Know. 655 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:26,900 Would you like me to help you 656 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,500 Come down from there? 657 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,067 Why he wanna come down? 658 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,633 My man is living penthouse high. 659 00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:32,233 Don't listen to them. 660 00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:33,300 You've got to think for 661 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,300 Yourself. 662 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:38,200 I would. 663 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,933 As soon as I get me a brain. 664 00:24:39,933 --> 00:24:40,967 But the farmer who made me 665 00:24:40,967 --> 00:24:42,067 Stuffed my head with straw. 666 00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:42,700 Then these crows come along 667 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,600 Filling it with all manner of 668 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,667 Nonsense. 669 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:45,767 Ever hear such ingrateful 670 00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:46,767 Platitudes? 671 00:24:46,767 --> 00:24:47,867 We fill his head with the 672 00:24:47,867 --> 00:24:49,633 Truth. 673 00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:50,967 The whole truth and nothing but 674 00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:52,067 The truth. 675 00:24:52,067 --> 00:24:53,100 What kind of truth? 676 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,133 Go on. 677 00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:56,733 Elucidate the sister. 678 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:57,800 "There ain't no gettin' ahead" 679 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,067 "For folks like me." 680 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:01,067 Gettin' a head! 681 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,100 That's funny, right? 682 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,767 Sit down, girl. 683 00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:09,767 School is in session. 684 00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:10,067 Go on. 685 00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:10,767 Tell her what else we taught 686 00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:11,533 You. 687 00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:14,800 Represent. 688 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,067 I don't want to. 689 00:25:16,067 --> 00:25:17,100 Yeah! 690 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,133 Crow-cede with the crow 691 00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:19,100 Commandments. 692 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:23,300 ** 693 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,767 * you can't win 694 00:25:26,767 --> 00:25:28,400 You can't break even * 695 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,967 * and you can't get out 696 00:25:29,967 --> 00:25:32,067 Of the game 697 00:25:32,067 --> 00:25:34,167 People keep sayin' 698 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:35,733 Things are gonna change * 699 00:25:35,733 --> 00:25:37,333 * but they look just like 700 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:42,067 They're stayin' the same * 701 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:44,067 * you get in way over your head 702 00:25:44,067 --> 00:25:45,100 And you've only got 703 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,233 Yourself to blame * 704 00:25:47,233 --> 00:25:48,267 * you can't win, child 705 00:25:48,267 --> 00:25:49,367 You can't win, child 706 00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:50,900 You can't break even * 707 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:51,967 * and you can't 708 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:58,267 Get out of the game 709 00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,900 You can't win 710 00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:07,767 The world keeps movin' * 711 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:08,600 * and you're standin' far 712 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,233 Behind 713 00:26:10,233 --> 00:26:10,833 People keep sayin' * 714 00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:11,767 * things'll get better 715 00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:13,400 Just to ease your state of 716 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,433 Mind * 717 00:26:14,433 --> 00:26:16,533 * so you lay back 718 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,100 And you smoke that smoke * 719 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,733 * and you drink your glass of 720 00:26:19,733 --> 00:26:21,800 Wine 721 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,467 Sayin' you can't win, child * 722 00:26:24,467 --> 00:26:26,067 * you can't break even 723 00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:27,633 And you can't get out of the 724 00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:36,600 Game * 725 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,667 * you can't win 726 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,233 You can't win 727 00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:42,067 You can't win, no way * 728 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,533 * if your story stays the same 729 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,633 You ain't winnin' * 730 00:26:46,633 --> 00:26:49,233 * but it's nice to see you 731 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:52,933 I'm awfully glad you came 732 00:26:52,933 --> 00:26:55,067 Better cool it * 733 00:26:55,067 --> 00:26:57,667 * 'cause ain't about losin' 734 00:26:57,667 --> 00:27:00,333 And the world has got no shame * 735 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:02,433 * you can't win, child 736 00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:03,500 You can't break even * 737 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,467 * and you can't get out of the 738 00:27:06,467 --> 00:27:16,167 Game 739 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:31,333 ** 740 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:39,200 ** 741 00:27:40,067 --> 00:27:41,600 You can't win * 742 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,633 * you can't break even 743 00:27:42,633 --> 00:27:43,700 Ain't the way it's s'posed to 744 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:46,600 Be * 745 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,933 * you'll be spendin' 746 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:50,067 Your little bit of money * 747 00:27:50,067 --> 00:27:51,100 * while someone else rides for 748 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,167 Free 749 00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:55,833 Learn your lesson 750 00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:56,900 Refuel your mind * 751 00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:58,467 * before some Turkey 752 00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:01,100 Blows out your flame 753 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,700 You can't win, child 754 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,800 No, you can't win * 755 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,367 * you can't win, child 756 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:09,067 No, you can't win 757 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:10,600 You can't win, child 758 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,700 No, you can't win * 759 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:16,300 * you can't win, child 760 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:16,800 No, you can't win 761 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,067 You can't win, child 762 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:20,267 You can't break even * 763 00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:21,667 * and you can't 764 00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:27,067 Get out of the game 765 00:28:27,067 --> 00:28:29,100 Can't get out of the game * 766 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:33,267 * you can't get out of the 767 00:28:33,267 --> 00:28:41,700 Game ** 768 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:42,767 I've never heard such 769 00:28:42,767 --> 00:28:43,833 Nonsense. 770 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:44,833 Now, shoo! 771 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:47,467 Shoo! 772 00:28:47,467 --> 00:28:48,100 Leave him be. 773 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,067 All of you. 774 00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:52,700 You think you scare us? 775 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:54,700 You listen up, I already 776 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,367 Killed a wicked witch this 777 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:56,400 Morning and I wasn't even mad at 778 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:01,100 Her. 779 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,833 Gotta fly. 780 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:08,133 Catch you on the b-side. 781 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,067 They're gone. 782 00:29:09,067 --> 00:29:12,700 You can come down now. 783 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,500 Thank you. 784 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,267 I need a little help. 785 00:29:17,267 --> 00:29:18,700 Are you all right? 786 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:19,933 Do I look all right? 787 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:20,933 Seem a little wobbly. 788 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,067 For me, that's all right. 789 00:29:22,067 --> 00:29:23,067 You know what? 790 00:29:23,067 --> 00:29:24,633 I know nothing. 791 00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:26,200 You oughta come with me to 792 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,133 See the wiz. 793 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:28,833 The wiz? 794 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,067 He lives in the emerald city 795 00:29:30,067 --> 00:29:31,467 And there's nothing he can't do. 796 00:29:31,467 --> 00:29:33,067 He's gonna get me home. 797 00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:34,100 And I bet he can get you some 798 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,133 Brains. 799 00:29:35,133 --> 00:29:36,700 Brains? 800 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:37,800 Me? 801 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,800 Man, I'm gonna get me some 802 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,067 Brains. 803 00:29:40,067 --> 00:29:42,100 I hope my hat can handle it. 804 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:47,700 * come on and, ease on down 805 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,267 Ease on down the road * 806 00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:50,300 * come on and, ease on down 807 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:52,967 Ease on down the road * 808 00:29:52,967 --> 00:29:55,067 * don't you carry nothin' 809 00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:57,167 That might be a load * 810 00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:58,733 * come on and, ease on down 811 00:29:58,733 --> 00:30:00,867 Ease on down the road * 812 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,433 * come on and, ease on down 813 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:05,067 Ease on down the road * 814 00:30:05,067 --> 00:30:06,667 * come on and, ease on down 815 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:09,833 Ease on down the road * 816 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:11,967 * don't you carry nothin' 817 00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:13,500 That might be a load * 818 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,567 * come on, ease on down 819 00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:17,733 Ease on down the road * 820 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,833 * 'cause there may be times 821 00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:20,867 When you think you've lost your 822 00:30:20,867 --> 00:30:21,933 Mind * 823 00:30:21,933 --> 00:30:23,533 * and the steps you're takin' 824 00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:25,100 Leave you three, four steps 825 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,667 Behind * 826 00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:27,700 * just you keep on keepin' 827 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:33,700 On the road that you choose * 828 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,700 * and don't give up walkin' 829 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,767 'Cause you gave up shoes * 830 00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:38,367 * come on and, ease on down 831 00:30:38,367 --> 00:30:39,767 Ease on down the road * 832 00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:40,967 * come on and, ease on down 833 00:30:40,967 --> 00:30:42,000 Ease on down the road * 834 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,600 * don't you carry nothin' 835 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,133 That might be a load 836 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:46,233 Come on and * 837 00:30:46,233 --> 00:30:48,333 * ease on down, ease on down 838 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:50,433 Ease on down, ease on down * 839 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,533 * ease on down, ease on down 840 00:30:52,533 --> 00:30:54,633 Ease on down, ease on down * 841 00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:55,700 * ease on down, ease on down 842 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:58,333 The road ** 843 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,633 ** 844 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,933 You hear that? 845 00:31:22,933 --> 00:31:24,067 It's coming from over there. 846 00:31:24,067 --> 00:31:25,067 What should we do? 847 00:31:25,067 --> 00:31:26,100 Go over there! 848 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:27,167 Ohhhhhhhh! 849 00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:30,333 Someone's in trouble. 850 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,467 What is it? 851 00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:33,500 I have seen me some 852 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,567 Dope-fresh crock-pots in my day, 853 00:31:34,567 --> 00:31:35,600 But... 854 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,633 Shh, he's trying to say 855 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,700 Something. 856 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,300 Oil. 857 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:41,900 What was that? 858 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,967 Oil. 859 00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:44,700 I need oil. 860 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:45,300 He said he needs oil. 861 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:56,133 Could this be it? 862 00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:59,067 And now what? 863 00:32:02,533 --> 00:32:04,633 * slide some oil to me 864 00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:07,267 Let it slip down my spine * 865 00:32:07,267 --> 00:32:11,233 * if you don't have stp 866 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:14,133 Crisco be just fine 867 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,800 Slide some oil to me * 868 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,400 * hit my shoulder blade 869 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,067 All y'all 870 00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:23,600 That don't have to lubricate * 871 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,300 * sure have got it made 872 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:30,500 Slide some oil to me * 873 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:35,233 * let it slip down my side 874 00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:37,900 Standing here in one position * 875 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:41,300 * sure can make one tired 876 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:44,200 Slide some to my elbows * 877 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,367 * and my fingers, if you would 878 00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:49,467 Come on, slide some oil to me, 879 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,067 Girl * 880 00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:54,800 * ooh, does that feel good 881 00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:02,067 Slide some oil to my feet 882 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:02,767 Look! 883 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:07,100 I got toes again! 884 00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:08,133 * come on and slide some oil 885 00:33:08,133 --> 00:33:09,733 To my knees 886 00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:11,300 And let me see if I can bend * 887 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,433 * slide some oil to me 888 00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:17,267 I'm beginning to feel fine * 889 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:18,200 * come on and slide some oil 890 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,833 To my throat * 891 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:23,500 * and let me lubricate my mind 892 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,067 And let me lubricate my mind 893 00:33:25,067 --> 00:33:33,733 And let me lubricate my mind * 894 00:33:33,733 --> 00:33:38,433 Watch me do this! 895 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:44,667 ** 896 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:48,167 * slide some oil to me 897 00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:54,433 I'm beginning to feel fine * 898 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,500 * come on and slide some oil 899 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,133 To my throat 900 00:33:57,133 --> 00:33:59,233 And let me lubricate my mind * 901 00:33:59,233 --> 00:34:05,067 * and let me lubricate my mind 902 00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:10,267 My mind, let me lubricate my 903 00:34:10,267 --> 00:34:20,600 Mind ** 904 00:34:21,967 --> 00:34:23,067 How do I ever thank you? 905 00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:24,567 Start by saying goodbye. 906 00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:26,200 C'mon, Dorothy. 907 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,233 How did you get all rusted up 908 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,800 Like that? 909 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:35,167 Would you mind? 910 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:37,800 I was out here fixing and 911 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,900 Tinkering and whatnot when the 912 00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:41,500 Strangest storm come out of 913 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,100 Nowhere and before I could duck 914 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,133 For cover, I was rusted solid. 915 00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:45,433 That's terrible. 916 00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:47,633 That's life. 917 00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:48,900 Let's go. 918 00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:50,200 I've gotta say, I've never 919 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,067 Met a man made out of tin 920 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:52,067 Before. 921 00:34:52,067 --> 00:34:53,100 And you never seen a talkin' 922 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:54,167 Scarecrow neither. 923 00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:57,633 Just one of them days. 924 00:34:57,633 --> 00:34:58,833 Can we go now? 925 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,400 What's the hurry, son? 926 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,433 We got a date with the wiz. 927 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,533 He's gonna give me a brain and 928 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:03,567 Send Dorothy back home. 929 00:35:03,567 --> 00:35:04,600 He can do that? 930 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,167 He can do anything. 931 00:35:06,167 --> 00:35:08,300 He's the wiz. 932 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:13,533 I wonder... 933 00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:16,067 No, he'd never... 934 00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:17,700 What? 935 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:18,767 Y'know, I wasn't always made 936 00:35:18,767 --> 00:35:19,833 Of tin. 937 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:20,567 Was a time I was flesh and blood 938 00:35:20,567 --> 00:35:21,400 Just like you. 939 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,967 I was even in love. 940 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:24,067 Her name was Bertha. 941 00:35:24,067 --> 00:35:25,100 Bertha? 942 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,667 Shh! 943 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,300 Go on. 944 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,367 Problem was there was this 945 00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:31,433 Other girl. 946 00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:33,067 Well, not so much a girl as a 947 00:35:33,067 --> 00:35:34,600 Witch. 948 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,733 Which witch? 949 00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:37,800 Evvamean, the wicked witch of 950 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,833 The east. 951 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:39,900 You know her? 952 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:40,600 You could say we run into 953 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,533 Each other. 954 00:35:42,533 --> 00:35:45,167 So, what happened? 955 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:47,267 I swear I never encouraged 956 00:35:47,267 --> 00:35:48,333 Her but evvamean was sweet on 957 00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:49,900 Me. 958 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:50,967 Made no never mind, my heart 959 00:35:50,967 --> 00:35:53,067 Belonged to Bertha. 960 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,233 I know I should've manned up and 961 00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:56,767 Told her, but before I could, 962 00:35:56,767 --> 00:35:57,833 Old evvamean caught us kissing 963 00:35:57,833 --> 00:36:00,533 In the woods. 964 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,533 She let loose a bolt of 965 00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:02,600 Lightning knocked me clear 966 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,200 Across the river. 967 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,867 When I opened my eyes I was like 968 00:36:07,867 --> 00:36:15,067 This, ice cold and steely hard. 969 00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:16,767 Bertha said she didn't mind, but 970 00:36:16,767 --> 00:36:17,833 Turning me to tin wasn't the 971 00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:20,967 Worst thing evvamean done to me. 972 00:36:20,967 --> 00:36:22,600 She said if she couldn't have my 973 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,233 Heart, then no one could. 974 00:36:25,233 --> 00:36:27,900 Without a heart I had to let 975 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,967 Bertha go. 976 00:36:29,967 --> 00:36:31,067 That is the saddest story I 977 00:36:31,067 --> 00:36:33,133 Ever heard. 978 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:34,733 Come on, Dorothy. 979 00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:36,300 See you later. 980 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:37,067 You don't suppose the wiz... 981 00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:38,433 Well, of course he can give 982 00:36:38,433 --> 00:36:39,733 You back your heart. 983 00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:41,567 You really think so? 984 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,167 I don't. 985 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:44,233 But then again, I don't got a 986 00:36:44,233 --> 00:36:45,233 Brain. 987 00:36:45,233 --> 00:36:46,333 You come with us to emerald 988 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:47,367 City. 989 00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:48,433 When the wiz hears your story he 990 00:36:48,433 --> 00:36:51,600 Will never turn you away. 991 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,867 No. 992 00:36:54,867 --> 00:36:55,400 I can't go with you. 993 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,333 Old evvamean still keeps watch 994 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:57,433 To be sure I'm never happy. 995 00:36:57,433 --> 00:36:58,967 They don't call her ever-mean 996 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,100 For nothing. 997 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:01,833 Traveling with me would put you 998 00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:03,200 Both in danger. 999 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,167 But thank you. 1000 00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:06,900 Thank you kindly. 1001 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:07,933 Actually, I guess you been 1002 00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:09,067 Rusted up so you haven't heard. 1003 00:37:09,067 --> 00:37:10,100 Evvamean is no longer of this 1004 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:15,133 World. 1005 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:15,733 See, 1006 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,267 What had had happened was 1007 00:37:17,267 --> 00:37:21,867 Somebody sort of accidentally 1008 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:23,467 Dropped a house on her. 1009 00:37:23,467 --> 00:37:29,300 Come again, say what now? 1010 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:32,133 Those are evvamean's shoes. 1011 00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:33,133 It was you? 1012 00:37:33,133 --> 00:37:34,233 You dropped a house on evvamean? 1013 00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:35,300 I wasn't aiming or nothing. 1014 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:36,333 But, yeah, it was my house. 1015 00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:40,067 Thank you. 1016 00:37:40,067 --> 00:37:41,367 So how's about coming with 1017 00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:42,133 Us? 1018 00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:44,233 You mean it? 1019 00:37:44,233 --> 00:37:45,867 Could my nightmare finally be 1020 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:46,900 Over? 1021 00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:48,467 Why not? 1022 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:52,700 Just show me the way! 1023 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,067 * pick your right foot up 1024 00:37:55,067 --> 00:37:56,900 When your left one's down * 1025 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,067 * come on, legs keep movin' 1026 00:37:59,067 --> 00:38:01,133 Don't you lose no ground * 1027 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:03,167 * 'cause the road you're walkin' 1028 00:38:03,167 --> 00:38:05,833 Might be long sometime * 1029 00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:07,433 * but just stick with me 1030 00:38:07,433 --> 00:38:09,533 And you'll be just fine * 1031 00:38:09,533 --> 00:38:10,600 * come on and, ease on down 1032 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,700 Ease on down the road * 1033 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,767 * come on and, ease on down 1034 00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:17,467 Ease on down the road * 1035 00:38:17,467 --> 00:38:19,600 * don't you carry nothin' 1036 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,133 That might be a load 1037 00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:21,667 Come on and * 1038 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,767 * ease on down, ease on down 1039 00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:25,367 Ease on down, ease on down * 1040 00:38:25,367 --> 00:38:26,400 * ease on down, ease on down 1041 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:34,833 The ** 1042 00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:35,867 * ah ah ah ah 1043 00:38:35,867 --> 00:38:37,467 Say what you wanna 1044 00:38:37,467 --> 00:38:39,067 But I'm here to stay 1045 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:42,233 'Cause I'm a mean ole lion * 1046 00:38:42,233 --> 00:38:43,800 * you can go where you wanna 1047 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,667 But don't get in my way 1048 00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:50,133 'Cause I'm a mean ole lion 1049 00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:53,300 You'll be standin' in a draft * 1050 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:57,533 * if you don't hear me laugh 1051 00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:59,067 And if you happen 1052 00:38:59,067 --> 00:39:01,200 To come around * 1053 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,800 * better hope that 1054 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,900 I don't frown 1055 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:05,933 'Cause I just might 1056 00:39:05,933 --> 00:39:08,633 Knock you down * 1057 00:39:08,633 --> 00:39:16,467 * 'cause I'm a mean ole lion 1058 00:39:16,467 --> 00:39:18,167 I'm a mean old lion 1059 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:19,300 Don't you know 1060 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:20,867 I'm ready to fight * 1061 00:39:20,867 --> 00:39:21,867 * I'll turn your day into night 1062 00:39:21,867 --> 00:39:22,967 'Cause I'm a mean ole lion 1063 00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:24,533 And if you're half bright 1064 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:26,700 You'll detour to the right * 1065 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:30,867 * 'cause I'm a mean ole lion 1066 00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:32,467 All you strangers better beware 1067 00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:34,567 This is the 1068 00:39:34,567 --> 00:39:38,767 King of the jungle here * 1069 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:39,833 * and if I happen 1070 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,967 To let you slide 1071 00:39:41,967 --> 00:39:43,533 Don't just stand there 1072 00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:46,167 Run and hide * 1073 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:47,467 * now, you just caught 1074 00:39:47,467 --> 00:39:49,333 My better side * 1075 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:53,067 * 'cause I'm a mean ole lion 1076 00:39:53,067 --> 00:39:56,200 I'm a mean ole lion 1077 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,733 A mean ole lion * 1078 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:02,000 Ow. 1079 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,033 You hit me. 1080 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:04,633 You dig that? 1081 00:40:04,633 --> 00:40:06,533 Don't you know you could do 1082 00:40:06,533 --> 00:40:07,800 Permanent damage that way? 1083 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,867 And you call yourself king of 1084 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:09,900 The jungle? 1085 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:10,933 You see another cat begging 1086 00:40:10,933 --> 00:40:11,933 For the gig? 1087 00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:13,700 Man, you've got a yellow 1088 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:14,233 Streak a mile wide. 1089 00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:16,200 Do not. 1090 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,967 I had it touched up last 1091 00:40:17,967 --> 00:40:19,933 Thursday. 1092 00:40:19,933 --> 00:40:20,633 You ought'a be ashamed of 1093 00:40:20,633 --> 00:40:21,367 Yourself, going around roaring 1094 00:40:21,367 --> 00:40:21,733 At folks. 1095 00:40:21,733 --> 00:40:23,067 You're nothing but a great big 1096 00:40:23,067 --> 00:40:24,100 Coward. 1097 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:25,167 Hey. 1098 00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:26,200 You don't gotta scream it for 1099 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,800 The whole neighborhood. 1100 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,867 I've got to represent here, you 1101 00:40:28,867 --> 00:40:29,900 Know? 1102 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:30,967 Don't want all the little forest 1103 00:40:30,967 --> 00:40:32,033 Creatures getting wise and 1104 00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,100 Ganging up on me. 1105 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,200 Oh, what's the use? 1106 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,267 I'll never be nothing but a big 1107 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:40,267 Ole scaredy-cat. 1108 00:40:40,267 --> 00:40:42,800 That's all I'm ever going to be. 1109 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,867 I tried to get help from this 1110 00:40:43,867 --> 00:40:44,933 Old owl. 1111 00:40:44,933 --> 00:40:45,967 But he just makes me lie on his 1112 00:40:45,967 --> 00:40:47,033 Couch while he asks a lot of 1113 00:40:47,033 --> 00:40:48,167 Stupid questions... 1114 00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:49,100 How do you feel? 1115 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:49,633 What do you want? 1116 00:40:49,633 --> 00:40:50,667 What do you think it means? 1117 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:52,267 I told him, "I think it means" 1118 00:40:52,267 --> 00:40:53,333 That I'm getting ripped off, 1119 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:54,367 'Cause you take all my money and 1120 00:40:54,367 --> 00:40:55,433 "Give me nothing." 1121 00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:56,500 Oh, you poor thing. 1122 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:57,033 Oh, great. 1123 00:40:57,033 --> 00:40:58,067 Now I've got little girls 1124 00:40:58,067 --> 00:40:59,667 Pitying me. 1125 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:01,767 It could be worse. 1126 00:41:01,767 --> 00:41:03,067 At least this forest is a nice 1127 00:41:03,067 --> 00:41:05,467 Home. 1128 00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:06,533 And you've still got your 1129 00:41:06,533 --> 00:41:07,567 Heart. 1130 00:41:07,567 --> 00:41:08,633 And a brain. 1131 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,233 What good's all that if I 1132 00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:11,300 Ain't got the courage to get out 1133 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:14,967 Of bed? 1134 00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:16,533 Maybe, just maybe, if you 1135 00:41:16,533 --> 00:41:17,600 Came with us to see the wiz, he 1136 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,700 Might be able to give you 1137 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:19,767 Courage. 1138 00:41:19,767 --> 00:41:20,767 Really? 1139 00:41:20,767 --> 00:41:22,400 Just like that? 1140 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,600 I don't see why not. 1141 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,333 He's going to give scarecrow a 1142 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,533 Brain, and tinman a heart and 1143 00:41:25,533 --> 00:41:30,300 Get me home. 1144 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:31,933 * come on and ease on down 1145 00:41:31,933 --> 00:41:32,933 Ease on down the road 1146 00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:34,067 Come on and ease on down 1147 00:41:34,067 --> 00:41:38,733 Ease on down the road * 1148 00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:42,533 * don't you carry nothing 1149 00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:47,067 That might be a load 1150 00:41:47,067 --> 00:41:48,500 Come on and ease on down 1151 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,567 Ease on down the road * 1152 00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:50,567 * 'cause there may be times 1153 00:41:50,567 --> 00:41:52,200 When you wish you wasn't born 1154 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,067 And you wake one morning 1155 00:41:54,067 --> 00:41:57,400 Just to find your courage gone * 1156 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,133 * but just know that feeling 1157 00:41:58,133 --> 00:42:00,100 Only last a little while 1158 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,200 You just stick with me 1159 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,767 And I 'll show you how to 1160 00:42:02,767 --> 00:42:03,833 Smile * 1161 00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:07,533 * come on, ease on down 1162 00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:11,633 Ease on down the road 1163 00:42:11,633 --> 00:42:12,767 Come on and ease on down 1164 00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:14,633 Ease on down the road * 1165 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:15,400 * don't you carry nothing 1166 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,433 That might be a load 1167 00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:17,500 Come on and * 1168 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:18,833 * ease on down, ease on down 1169 00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,667 Ease on down, ease on down 1170 00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:22,233 Ease on down, ease on down * 1171 00:42:22,233 --> 00:42:23,833 * ease on down, ease on down 1172 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,433 Ease on down, ease on down 1173 00:42:25,433 --> 00:42:28,200 The road * 1174 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:42,567 * where'd the road go? 1175 00:42:42,567 --> 00:42:44,200 Come on and, ease on down 1176 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,767 Ease on down the road * 1177 00:42:46,767 --> 00:42:48,400 * come on and, ease on down 1178 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,300 Ease on down the road * 1179 00:42:50,533 --> 00:42:51,567 Where'd the road go? 1180 00:42:51,567 --> 00:42:52,633 Where'd the what what? 1181 00:42:52,633 --> 00:42:53,667 Anybody seen the yellow brick 1182 00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:54,767 Road? 1183 00:42:54,767 --> 00:42:55,733 We were just on it. 1184 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:56,833 And now we're not. 1185 00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:57,867 It's gotta be here. 1186 00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:58,933 Roads don't get up and walk 1187 00:42:58,933 --> 00:43:00,067 Away. 1188 00:43:00,067 --> 00:43:01,067 Maybe not where you come 1189 00:43:01,067 --> 00:43:02,133 From. 1190 00:43:02,133 --> 00:43:03,167 Anybody else notice how dark 1191 00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:04,233 It's getting? 1192 00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:05,300 What was that? 1193 00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:06,333 What was what? 1194 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:07,367 I thought I heard... 1195 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:08,433 Don't get all hysterical now. 1196 00:43:08,433 --> 00:43:10,067 I'm not getting hysterical 1197 00:43:10,067 --> 00:43:11,100 Now. 1198 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,133 But gimme a few minutes? 1199 00:43:12,133 --> 00:43:13,700 If we're going to get to the 1200 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:15,400 Emerald city, we've got to find 1201 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:15,833 That road. 1202 00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:18,467 How about this? 1203 00:43:18,467 --> 00:43:19,167 There's four directions, and 1204 00:43:19,167 --> 00:43:19,733 There are four of us. 1205 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:20,367 We'll each go a different 1206 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:21,100 Direction and, between us, we'll 1207 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,133 Find the yellow brick road. 1208 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,167 Good plan. 1209 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,233 Yeah, good plan. 1210 00:43:24,233 --> 00:43:25,300 Can I go with you? 1211 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:26,333 Snap to, Leroy! 1212 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:27,933 You're embarrassing yourself. 1213 00:43:27,933 --> 00:43:31,967 Now, let's move out! 1214 00:43:33,733 --> 00:43:35,833 Dorothy. 1215 00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:37,400 Dorothy. 1216 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,067 Who's that? 1217 00:43:40,067 --> 00:43:41,100 Scarecrow? 1218 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,167 Dorothy, help me, baby. 1219 00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:43,200 Aunt em? 1220 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,300 That you? 1221 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:45,333 It's me, baby. 1222 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:46,933 Don't you recognize your own 1223 00:43:46,933 --> 00:43:48,800 Mama? 1224 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,433 Mama? 1225 00:43:51,433 --> 00:43:52,233 Yes, baby. 1226 00:43:52,233 --> 00:43:53,800 It can't be. 1227 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,167 You're... 1228 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:59,067 I'm right here, baby. 1229 00:43:59,067 --> 00:44:00,633 Mama, I miss you so much. 1230 00:44:00,633 --> 00:44:01,700 I've been trying to get home to 1231 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:02,767 You. 1232 00:44:02,767 --> 00:44:03,800 And I'm trying to get to you, 1233 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,833 Baby. 1234 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:06,967 I wanna hold you so bad. 1235 00:44:06,967 --> 00:44:08,567 But I can't get down from here. 1236 00:44:08,567 --> 00:44:09,633 I'll climb up and get you. 1237 00:44:09,633 --> 00:44:10,667 No! 1238 00:44:10,667 --> 00:44:12,233 Stay where you are or you'll be 1239 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:13,300 Stuck here, too. 1240 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:15,967 But how can I get you down? 1241 00:44:15,967 --> 00:44:19,367 Those shoes. 1242 00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:20,133 Shoes? 1243 00:44:20,133 --> 00:44:24,833 Them silver slippers. 1244 00:44:24,833 --> 00:44:26,300 They're magic. 1245 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:27,600 They'll get me down. 1246 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:28,733 Pass 'em to me. 1247 00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:29,133 But i... 1248 00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:30,067 Come on, baby girl. 1249 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:31,900 Don't you wanna see your mama? 1250 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,167 Baby, I been wanting to hold you 1251 00:44:33,167 --> 00:44:34,200 So bad. 1252 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,267 I promised addaperle. 1253 00:44:35,267 --> 00:44:37,733 Don't matter what you 1254 00:44:37,733 --> 00:44:38,333 Promised that old witch. 1255 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:38,933 You listen to your mama. 1256 00:44:38,933 --> 00:44:40,533 Hand me them slippers. 1257 00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:41,567 Please, baby, please. 1258 00:44:41,567 --> 00:44:43,667 Come on, stretch a little bit 1259 00:44:43,667 --> 00:44:44,767 More. 1260 00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:46,333 Dorothy, no! 1261 00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:47,233 It's the kalidahs! 1262 00:44:52,433 --> 00:45:03,467 ** 1263 00:45:03,467 --> 00:45:17,633 ** 1264 00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:27,733 ** 1265 00:45:27,733 --> 00:45:33,500 ** 1266 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:34,467 ** 1267 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,767 Thank you, tinman. 1268 00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,367 If you hadn't come back when you 1269 00:45:39,367 --> 00:45:40,933 Did... 1270 00:45:40,933 --> 00:45:41,633 I will mollywhop the fool 1271 00:45:41,633 --> 00:45:42,533 Tries to step to you! 1272 00:45:42,533 --> 00:45:44,133 And scarecrow, you really 1273 00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:46,467 Surprised me. 1274 00:45:46,467 --> 00:45:47,833 Weren't no big thing. 1275 00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:49,933 And you, lion... 1276 00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:52,067 Can't wait to hear what she 1277 00:45:52,067 --> 00:45:53,633 Got to say to that quivering, 1278 00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:55,200 Cowering mess. 1279 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,267 Wasn't my fault. 1280 00:45:56,267 --> 00:45:57,333 I had a furball. 1281 00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:58,900 That's exactly what you 1282 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,067 Are... a great big furball. 1283 00:46:00,067 --> 00:46:01,533 Stop. 1284 00:46:01,533 --> 00:46:02,600 I saw him knock down one of 1285 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,967 Those things. 1286 00:46:04,967 --> 00:46:05,767 Knock down? 1287 00:46:05,767 --> 00:46:06,833 It tripped on his tail. 1288 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:07,867 He could've run away, but he 1289 00:46:07,867 --> 00:46:08,933 Didn't. 1290 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:09,967 He stood tall. 1291 00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:12,100 'Till he played dead. 1292 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:15,067 He's right. 1293 00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:15,800 Y'all should just go on without 1294 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,900 Me. 1295 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,500 Ain't no wiz powerful enough to 1296 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:26,200 Fix this mess. 1297 00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:30,500 * woo woo woo woo 1298 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:35,233 There is a place we'll go 1299 00:46:35,233 --> 00:46:41,067 Where there is mostly quiet * 1300 00:46:41,067 --> 00:46:46,300 * flowers and butterflies 1301 00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:55,267 A rainbow lives beside it 1302 00:46:55,267 --> 00:46:59,500 And from a velvet sky 1303 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:06,367 A summer storm * 1304 00:47:06,367 --> 00:47:09,500 * you can feel 1305 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:14,233 The coolness in the air 1306 00:47:14,233 --> 00:47:24,800 But you're still warm * 1307 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:31,167 * and then a mighty roar 1308 00:47:31,167 --> 00:47:39,067 Will start the sky to crying 1309 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:44,333 Not even lightning 1310 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:53,300 Will be frightening my lion * 1311 00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:59,100 * and with no fear inside 1312 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:02,767 No need to run 1313 00:48:02,767 --> 00:48:05,933 No need to hide * 1314 00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:09,633 * you're standing 1315 00:48:09,633 --> 00:48:14,900 Strong and tall 1316 00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:21,200 You're the bravest of them all 1317 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:25,433 If on courage you must call * 1318 00:48:25,433 --> 00:48:29,100 * then keep on trying 1319 00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:31,233 And trying 1320 00:48:31,233 --> 00:48:35,433 And trying * 1321 00:48:35,433 --> 00:48:42,267 * you're a lion 1322 00:48:42,267 --> 00:48:52,800 In your own way, be a lion * 1323 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,500 * I'm standing strong and tall 1324 00:48:56,500 --> 00:49:00,200 I'm the bravest 1325 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:05,967 Of them all 1326 00:49:05,967 --> 00:49:11,800 If on courage I must call * 1327 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,067 * I'll keep on trying and trying 1328 00:49:16,067 --> 00:49:19,133 And trying * 1329 00:49:19,133 --> 00:49:23,333 * I'm a lion 1330 00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:25,467 In my own way 1331 00:49:25,467 --> 00:49:28,067 I'm a lion 1332 00:49:28,067 --> 00:49:34,300 Be a lion * 1333 00:49:37,067 --> 00:49:38,500 Yes, you are. 1334 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:47,600 ** 1335 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:57,600 ** 1336 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,900 ** 1337 00:50:00,767 --> 00:50:02,333 Dorothy, look. 1338 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:02,867 Isn't that... 1339 00:50:02,867 --> 00:50:03,933 It has to be. 1340 00:50:03,933 --> 00:50:05,500 What else could it be 1341 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,000 Except... 1342 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,100 The emerald city! 1343 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:08,133 I've never seen anything so 1344 00:50:08,133 --> 00:50:09,233 Beautiful. 1345 00:50:09,233 --> 00:50:10,267 Well, what are we waiting 1346 00:50:10,267 --> 00:50:11,800 For? 1347 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,367 Let's go! 1348 00:50:16,067 --> 00:50:20,800 ** 1349 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,433 What are these? 1350 00:50:22,433 --> 00:50:23,500 Nothing but flowers. 1351 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,100 No, they're the poppies I was 1352 00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:27,167 Warned about. 1353 00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:30,233 What do they want? 1354 00:50:30,233 --> 00:50:30,833 I'd say they want us. 1355 00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:31,933 Don't let them get hold of 1356 00:50:31,933 --> 00:50:32,967 You. 1357 00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:34,033 Who's she? 1358 00:50:34,033 --> 00:50:35,633 Isn't she beautiful? 1359 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:38,233 No, stay back. 1360 00:50:38,233 --> 00:50:39,300 You can't let them touch you. 1361 00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:40,367 The munchkins said they're 1362 00:50:40,367 --> 00:50:41,433 Dangerous. 1363 00:50:41,433 --> 00:50:42,467 Like poison Ivy? 1364 00:50:42,467 --> 00:50:44,333 Oh, they are worse than that. 1365 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:45,133 What are they up to? 1366 00:50:45,133 --> 00:50:46,167 They're up to no good. 1367 00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:47,233 What do you suppose they want 1368 00:50:47,233 --> 00:50:48,267 With us? 1369 00:50:48,267 --> 00:50:49,333 I know exactly what they 1370 00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:50,400 Want, and it ain't happening. 1371 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,467 The munchkins said that once 1372 00:50:51,467 --> 00:50:52,500 They get a hold of you they 1373 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,567 Never let go. 1374 00:50:53,567 --> 00:50:54,600 And that's a bad thing? 1375 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,667 It's not a good one. 1376 00:50:55,667 --> 00:50:57,233 This here's my corner of the 1377 00:50:57,233 --> 00:51:00,067 Forest. 1378 00:51:00,067 --> 00:51:01,200 Y'all need to 1379 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,267 Stand back and let a lion do 1380 00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:02,867 What a lion's got to do. 1381 00:51:02,867 --> 00:51:03,833 Ladies, would any of you care to 1382 00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,367 Dance? 1383 00:51:05,367 --> 00:51:06,867 No, lion, don't! 1384 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:20,133 ** 1385 00:51:20,133 --> 00:51:34,100 ** 1386 00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:45,200 ** 1387 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:57,167 ** 1388 00:51:57,167 --> 00:52:06,800 ** 1389 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,900 Ladies, thank you for that 1390 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:09,200 Lovely dance. 1391 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:09,900 We must do it again some time. 1392 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:10,533 And booya! 1393 00:52:10,533 --> 00:52:11,600 That's my lion. 1394 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,633 Give me some paw, my man. 1395 00:52:12,633 --> 00:52:14,700 Good job. 1396 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:18,567 And now, I believe we have a 1397 00:52:18,567 --> 00:52:20,800 Meeting with the wiz, yes? 1398 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,767 ** 1399 00:52:36,767 --> 00:52:37,867 And we have arrived! 1400 00:52:37,867 --> 00:52:41,300 The emerald city. 1401 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:48,067 Ain't this something? 1402 00:52:48,067 --> 00:52:48,267 >> 1403 00:52:48,267 --> 00:52:49,667 End of the line, dawg! 1404 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,400 You can't be pushin' your way to 1405 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,233 The front. 1406 00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:52,267 Go on. 1407 00:52:52,267 --> 00:52:53,333 Get yourself to the end of the 1408 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:54,367 Line! 1409 00:52:54,367 --> 00:52:55,533 There's no one else here. 1410 00:52:55,533 --> 00:52:56,500 You saying you're too good to 1411 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:57,533 Get in line? 1412 00:52:57,533 --> 00:52:58,600 No, but... 1413 00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,633 What? 1414 00:52:59,633 --> 00:53:00,733 You something special, some 1415 00:53:00,733 --> 00:53:01,733 Kind'a vip or whatnot? 1416 00:53:01,733 --> 00:53:03,467 I'm not tryin'... 1417 00:53:03,467 --> 00:53:04,400 And you ain't cuttin' the 1418 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,467 Line neither! 1419 00:53:05,467 --> 00:53:07,067 Now step to the end of the line! 1420 00:53:07,067 --> 00:53:08,100 Hello. 1421 00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:09,167 May I help you? 1422 00:53:09,167 --> 00:53:10,167 We'd like to go inside, 1423 00:53:10,167 --> 00:53:11,800 Please. 1424 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,367 Name? 1425 00:53:13,367 --> 00:53:14,433 I'm Dorothy, and this is 1426 00:53:14,433 --> 00:53:15,167 Tinman, and scarecrow and lion. 1427 00:53:15,167 --> 00:53:16,067 Sorry. 1428 00:53:16,067 --> 00:53:17,067 Not on the list. 1429 00:53:17,067 --> 00:53:18,133 Move along. 1430 00:53:18,133 --> 00:53:19,200 But we've got to get inside. 1431 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,067 And when did that become my 1432 00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:24,500 Problem? 1433 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,233 Either your name's on my list or 1434 00:53:25,233 --> 00:53:25,600 It's not. 1435 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,733 Now adios, amigos. 1436 00:53:28,733 --> 00:53:29,933 Excuse me, my brother. 1437 00:53:29,933 --> 00:53:30,900 That's a lady you're talking to. 1438 00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:31,967 And what are you gonna do 1439 00:53:31,967 --> 00:53:33,067 About it? 1440 00:53:33,067 --> 00:53:33,700 I was just makin' sure you 1441 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:34,600 Knew she was a lady. 1442 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,200 Peace out. 1443 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,767 Look here, we've come on very 1444 00:53:37,767 --> 00:53:38,833 Important business. 1445 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:39,833 There must be some way for us to 1446 00:53:39,833 --> 00:53:41,433 Get inside. 1447 00:53:41,433 --> 00:53:43,067 Oh, there's several ways. 1448 00:53:43,067 --> 00:53:44,100 Your name could be on the list. 1449 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:45,667 You could be famous. 1450 00:53:45,667 --> 00:53:46,733 You could grease my palm with a 1451 00:53:46,733 --> 00:53:48,333 Sizable donation to my 1452 00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:49,533 Retirement fund... 1453 00:53:49,533 --> 00:53:50,967 Or you could be connected, know 1454 00:53:50,967 --> 00:53:58,667 Somebody important. 1455 00:53:58,667 --> 00:53:59,200 I know addaperle. 1456 00:53:59,200 --> 00:53:59,900 Come on, you don't know no 1457 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:00,267 Addaperle. 1458 00:54:00,267 --> 00:54:00,867 I most certainly do. 1459 00:54:00,867 --> 00:54:02,567 In fact, after I killed the 1460 00:54:02,567 --> 00:54:03,633 Wicked witch of the east, she's 1461 00:54:03,633 --> 00:54:09,667 The one who gave me these 1462 00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:11,867 Magical, enchanted slippers. 1463 00:54:11,867 --> 00:54:12,900 Excuse me, but did you just 1464 00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:13,933 Say addaperle? 1465 00:54:13,933 --> 00:54:15,067 Wicked witch? 1466 00:54:15,067 --> 00:54:16,067 And enchanted slippers? 1467 00:54:16,067 --> 00:54:18,267 Girl, you hit the trifecta! 1468 00:54:18,267 --> 00:54:21,867 Welcome to the emerald city! 1469 00:54:21,867 --> 00:54:28,200 ** 1470 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:39,267 ** 1471 00:54:39,267 --> 00:54:52,333 ** 1472 00:54:52,333 --> 00:55:06,733 ** 1473 00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:11,067 ** 1474 00:55:11,067 --> 00:55:12,100 Did you ever imagine anything 1475 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,700 Like this? 1476 00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:14,733 Excuse me. 1477 00:55:14,733 --> 00:55:15,567 Can you tell me where to find 1478 00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:16,300 The wiz? 1479 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:17,367 What did you say? 1480 00:55:17,367 --> 00:55:18,433 The wiz. 1481 00:55:18,433 --> 00:55:19,500 He lives around here, right? 1482 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,133 What'd she say? 1483 00:55:21,133 --> 00:55:22,133 If I didn't know better, I'd 1484 00:55:22,133 --> 00:55:23,200 Say she asked where to find the 1485 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:27,400 Wiz. 1486 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,067 Why the shade? 1487 00:55:29,067 --> 00:55:30,567 The young lady asked a perfectly 1488 00:55:30,567 --> 00:55:51,500 Normal question. 1489 00:55:51,500 --> 00:56:00,067 ** 1490 00:56:00,067 --> 00:56:01,067 I don't know what none of 1491 00:56:01,067 --> 00:56:02,133 That means. 1492 00:56:02,133 --> 00:56:06,167 Excuse me, brother. 1493 00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:08,433 We just came... 1494 00:56:08,433 --> 00:56:10,367 We need the wiz. 1495 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:19,500 Oh, my. 1496 00:56:20,267 --> 00:56:25,100 ** 1497 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:26,133 T'ain't nothin' normal about 1498 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:26,733 Wantin' to see the wiz. 1499 00:56:26,733 --> 00:56:27,733 Nobody sees the wiz. 1500 00:56:27,733 --> 00:56:28,267 Not nobody. 1501 00:56:28,267 --> 00:56:29,733 They say he's terrible to 1502 00:56:29,733 --> 00:56:30,800 Behold. 1503 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,467 He's got the head of a 1504 00:56:31,467 --> 00:56:32,067 Fire-breathing dragon. 1505 00:56:32,067 --> 00:56:33,067 And the overpowering body of 1506 00:56:33,067 --> 00:56:33,533 An elephant. 1507 00:56:33,533 --> 00:56:34,633 With wings! 1508 00:56:34,633 --> 00:56:35,667 And razor sharp claws that 1509 00:56:35,667 --> 00:56:36,733 Can shred a man like tissue 1510 00:56:36,733 --> 00:56:37,233 Paper! 1511 00:56:37,233 --> 00:56:38,800 I'd hate to imagine what 1512 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,867 They'd do to a little girl. 1513 00:56:39,867 --> 00:56:40,933 Heard enough. 1514 00:56:40,933 --> 00:56:43,067 Who wants to catch a movie 1515 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:44,100 Before we split town? 1516 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:44,833 I hope they don't put butter on 1517 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:45,667 Their popcorn. 1518 00:56:45,667 --> 00:56:49,400 I've gotta watch my cholesterol. 1519 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,433 But you've never seen him 1520 00:56:50,433 --> 00:56:51,500 Yourself? 1521 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,067 Nobody has. 1522 00:56:52,067 --> 00:56:53,067 Not never. 1523 00:56:53,067 --> 00:56:54,100 He's been locked inside that 1524 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:54,800 Throne room since he got here. 1525 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,700 Believe me, miss, you don't 1526 00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:57,267 Want to go in there. 1527 00:56:57,267 --> 00:56:59,400 But we've traveled such a... 1528 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,433 You don't want to go in 1529 00:57:00,433 --> 00:57:03,633 There! 1530 00:57:03,633 --> 00:57:05,167 But unless we see him we... 1531 00:57:05,167 --> 00:57:06,233 You don't want to go in 1532 00:57:06,233 --> 00:57:09,567 There! 1533 00:57:09,567 --> 00:57:11,067 Yes, we do! 1534 00:57:11,067 --> 00:57:16,833 Don't we? 1535 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,600 We don't want to go in there. 1536 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,633 See that right there? 1537 00:57:19,633 --> 00:57:20,700 It's a door. 1538 00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:22,267 Just a door. 1539 00:57:22,267 --> 00:57:23,333 But on the other side of that 1540 00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:24,067 Door is everything you've ever 1541 00:57:24,067 --> 00:57:24,900 Wanted. 1542 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:25,967 So, are we going through that 1543 00:57:25,967 --> 00:57:28,067 Door or not? 1544 00:57:28,067 --> 00:57:29,667 [Screams] 1545 00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:31,467 Ah! 1546 00:57:31,467 --> 00:57:31,867 Look! 1547 00:57:31,867 --> 00:57:32,300 Look there! 1548 00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:33,700 Are those? 1549 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:34,400 They couldn't be. 1550 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,567 Could they? 1551 00:57:36,567 --> 00:57:37,300 Pardon, miss, but would you 1552 00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:38,067 Mind telling me where you got 1553 00:57:38,067 --> 00:57:40,200 Them shiny shoes? 1554 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,367 Oh, these old things? 1555 00:57:43,367 --> 00:57:45,467 Addaperle laid them on me after 1556 00:57:45,467 --> 00:57:47,600 I dropped a house on evvamean. 1557 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:48,633 After you... 1558 00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:49,933 My bad. 1559 00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:53,433 Go on, miss. 1560 00:57:53,433 --> 00:57:55,100 The door ain't locked. 1561 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:56,167 And do give the wiz my best 1562 00:57:56,167 --> 00:57:57,200 Regards. 1563 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,700 Ooh, snap! 1564 00:58:16,967 --> 00:58:18,100 Well, go on. 1565 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:19,167 Why I gotta go on? 1566 00:58:19,167 --> 00:58:20,200 You're the only one of us 1567 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,267 Wearin' armor. 1568 00:58:21,267 --> 00:58:27,067 We'll all go together. 1569 00:58:27,067 --> 00:58:28,633 You! 1570 00:58:28,633 --> 00:58:29,667 Stop right where you are! 1571 00:58:29,667 --> 00:58:32,967 I'm stopped. 1572 00:58:32,967 --> 00:58:34,700 I am stopped. 1573 00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:36,233 Don't gotta tell me twice. 1574 00:58:36,233 --> 00:58:37,333 Who dares disturb my 1575 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:38,333 Meditations? 1576 00:58:38,333 --> 00:58:40,567 The man asked a question. 1577 00:58:40,567 --> 00:58:42,300 Answer. 1578 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:43,900 I'm sorry if we disturbed 1579 00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:44,933 You, but we just want to meet 1580 00:58:44,933 --> 00:58:46,533 The wiz. 1581 00:58:46,533 --> 00:58:48,767 You want to meet the wiz? 1582 00:58:48,767 --> 00:58:50,233 Yes, sir. 1583 00:58:50,233 --> 00:58:51,467 If it wouldn't be too much 1584 00:58:51,467 --> 00:58:53,633 Trouble. 1585 00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:54,700 Child, you don't know what 1586 00:58:54,700 --> 00:59:12,900 Trouble is! 1587 00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:14,500 * so you wanted to meet? The 1588 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:19,233 Wizard 1589 00:59:19,233 --> 00:59:20,833 Let me tell you that you've come 1590 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:21,867 To the right place * 1591 00:59:21,867 --> 00:59:22,900 * shall I make you a frog or 1592 00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:27,167 Lizard? 1593 00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:28,733 You should see the strange 1594 00:59:28,733 --> 00:59:30,300 Expression on your face * 1595 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,967 * if the way I come on is 1596 00:59:32,967 --> 00:59:35,600 Frightening 1597 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,167 That's the way I felt like 1598 00:59:37,167 --> 00:59:38,233 Coming on today * 1599 00:59:38,233 --> 00:59:39,267 * have you ever been kissed by 1600 00:59:39,267 --> 00:59:44,067 Lightning? 1601 00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:45,633 Let me tell you 1602 00:59:45,633 --> 00:59:49,333 That will make you go away * 1603 00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:50,333 * I fly, and the magic of my 1604 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,933 Power 1605 00:59:51,933 --> 00:59:54,067 Takes me higher * 1606 00:59:54,067 --> 00:59:55,633 * to a level where the clouds 1607 00:59:55,633 --> 00:59:58,300 Turn into fire * 1608 00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,867 * in the warmness of the fire 1609 00:59:59,867 --> 01:00:05,667 I feel fine * 1610 01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:07,267 * just keep your eyes open 1611 01:00:07,267 --> 01:00:09,367 And the magic you will see * 1612 01:00:09,367 --> 01:00:10,967 * it will whistle on the wind 1613 01:00:10,967 --> 01:00:13,000 As it emanates from me * 1614 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,100 * it's a strong and true 1615 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:15,667 Vibration 1616 01:00:15,667 --> 01:00:19,900 You can feel it on your skin * 1617 01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:20,967 Now come and take my hand 1618 01:00:20,967 --> 01:00:22,567 And we will dance upon the 1619 01:00:22,567 --> 01:00:36,200 Wind * 1620 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,767 * so you wanted to meet the 1621 01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:45,667 Wizard * 1622 01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:48,300 ** 1623 01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:49,367 Is it over? 1624 01:00:49,367 --> 01:00:51,500 Can I open my eyes? 1625 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,533 They are open. 1626 01:00:52,533 --> 01:00:53,600 Oh, no. 1627 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,167 I'm blind? 1628 01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:56,233 No. 1629 01:00:56,233 --> 01:00:57,300 The lights are out! 1630 01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:58,867 Silence! 1631 01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:01,533 Who dares disturb my sanctuary? 1632 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:04,133 Who dares disturb my peace? 1633 01:01:04,133 --> 01:01:06,267 He does! 1634 01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:08,367 Silence! 1635 01:01:08,367 --> 01:01:10,500 Why have you come? 1636 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,567 It was her idea. 1637 01:01:11,567 --> 01:01:12,600 I just wanted to see the world. 1638 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,667 Dorothy told me that you 1639 01:01:13,667 --> 01:01:14,700 Could... 1640 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,767 Silence! 1641 01:01:15,767 --> 01:01:16,833 Why he ask questions then 1642 01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:17,867 Tells us to shut up? 1643 01:01:17,867 --> 01:01:18,967 One at a time! 1644 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,500 You! 1645 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:22,067 Lion! 1646 01:01:22,067 --> 01:01:25,767 What do you want? 1647 01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:26,833 To get the hell out of here! 1648 01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:30,067 Tell him. 1649 01:01:30,067 --> 01:01:31,533 Well, sir wiz, sir, I was 1650 01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:34,733 Thinkin', if you happened to 1651 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:35,800 Have an extra spell you weren't 1652 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,867 Using just lyin' around. 1653 01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:37,867 Spit it out! 1654 01:01:37,867 --> 01:01:38,967 Courage! 1655 01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:40,567 I would like some courage, 1656 01:01:40,567 --> 01:01:46,067 Please. 1657 01:01:46,067 --> 01:01:47,300 You tellin' me that the king 1658 01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:48,133 Of 1659 01:01:48,133 --> 01:01:49,200 The jungle is a coward? 1660 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,267 Only when I'm awake. 1661 01:01:50,267 --> 01:01:50,767 Or asleep. 1662 01:01:50,767 --> 01:01:52,333 Sometimes I have these dreams... 1663 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:55,067 Silence! 1664 01:01:55,067 --> 01:01:56,067 And you, straw man. 1665 01:01:56,067 --> 01:01:57,067 You lookin' for courage, too? 1666 01:01:57,067 --> 01:01:57,633 Me? 1667 01:01:57,633 --> 01:01:59,733 Nah. 1668 01:01:59,733 --> 01:02:00,767 I ain't got enough sense to be 1669 01:02:00,767 --> 01:02:01,300 Scared of nothin'. 1670 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,467 Is that so? 1671 01:02:04,467 --> 01:02:06,067 Except for fire! 1672 01:02:06,067 --> 01:02:07,100 Fire! 1673 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:07,633 Fire! 1674 01:02:07,633 --> 01:02:08,933 Scared of fire! 1675 01:02:08,933 --> 01:02:13,433 Would you mind? 1676 01:02:13,433 --> 01:02:18,700 Thank you. 1677 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:20,800 Now, your green-ness, what I 1678 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,367 Would like is a brain. 1679 01:02:22,367 --> 01:02:23,900 What for? 1680 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:24,967 Ain't nobody ever tell you, 1681 01:02:24,967 --> 01:02:26,567 "Ignorance is bliss"? 1682 01:02:26,567 --> 01:02:29,733 Not that I remember. 1683 01:02:29,733 --> 01:02:31,333 And you, little girl. 1684 01:02:31,333 --> 01:02:35,067 What do you want? 1685 01:02:35,067 --> 01:02:38,700 Hello. 1686 01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:39,767 My name is Dorothy and I would 1687 01:02:39,767 --> 01:02:40,833 Like to go home. 1688 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:42,967 So, who's stopping you? 1689 01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:43,967 Well, sir, I don't rightly 1690 01:02:43,967 --> 01:02:46,633 Know how. 1691 01:02:46,633 --> 01:02:47,667 See, I was heading from my aunt 1692 01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:48,733 Em's farm in Kansas to Omaha, 1693 01:02:48,733 --> 01:02:49,800 Where I was born, when this 1694 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,867 Storm blew up and... 1695 01:02:50,867 --> 01:02:51,900 Where'd you say you were 1696 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:53,467 Born? 1697 01:02:53,467 --> 01:02:54,533 Omaha, Nebraska. 1698 01:02:54,533 --> 01:02:55,567 And where's the auntie's 1699 01:02:55,567 --> 01:02:57,167 Farm? 1700 01:02:57,167 --> 01:02:58,233 Kansas. 1701 01:02:58,233 --> 01:03:00,867 So, which one's your home? 1702 01:03:00,867 --> 01:03:01,900 Well, I could've swore I 1703 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:02,967 Knew. 1704 01:03:02,967 --> 01:03:04,067 Well, if you don't know where 1705 01:03:04,067 --> 01:03:05,067 You're goin', how am I expected 1706 01:03:05,067 --> 01:03:06,067 To get you there? 1707 01:03:06,067 --> 01:03:09,800 Step back! 1708 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,933 And you, rin-tin-tin, what are 1709 01:03:11,933 --> 01:03:12,967 You looking for? 1710 01:03:12,967 --> 01:03:16,700 A can opener? 1711 01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:20,367 That's very clever. 1712 01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:21,900 You are clever. 1713 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:23,533 Scary as hell, but clever. 1714 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:24,600 You think I got time to mess 1715 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,200 With fools? 1716 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,300 Tell me what you want, what you 1717 01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:29,833 Really, really want! 1718 01:03:29,833 --> 01:03:32,500 A heart. 1719 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,067 A heart, your wizness. 1720 01:03:34,067 --> 01:03:35,133 You tellin' me you're 1721 01:03:35,133 --> 01:03:36,200 Heartless? 1722 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,233 I'm afraid so. 1723 01:03:37,233 --> 01:03:38,833 Then count yourself lucky! 1724 01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:41,467 Think of what you're avoiding, 1725 01:03:41,467 --> 01:03:43,567 Heartburn, heartache, and the 1726 01:03:43,567 --> 01:03:45,700 Occasional heartbreak of 1727 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:48,333 Psoriasis. 1728 01:03:48,333 --> 01:03:49,900 Oh, but sir, think about 1729 01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:53,967 Everything else I'm missing. 1730 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:05,167 * whoa, whoa, whoa 1731 01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:10,400 What would I do 1732 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:15,700 If I could suddenly feel * 1733 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:21,067 * and know once again 1734 01:04:21,067 --> 01:04:26,267 What I feel is real * 1735 01:04:26,267 --> 01:04:32,600 * I could cry, I could smile 1736 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,733 And I might lay back for a 1737 01:04:34,733 --> 01:04:36,300 While * 1738 01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:38,400 * tell me what 1739 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,533 What would I do * 1740 01:04:40,533 --> 01:04:46,333 * if I could feel 1741 01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:52,667 What would I do * 1742 01:04:52,667 --> 01:04:57,967 * if I could reach inside of me 1743 01:04:57,967 --> 01:05:03,533 And know how it feels 1744 01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:06,433 To say I like what I see * 1745 01:05:06,433 --> 01:05:09,067 * then I'd be more than glad to 1746 01:05:09,067 --> 01:05:12,767 Share 1747 01:05:12,767 --> 01:05:16,967 All that I have inside of here * 1748 01:05:16,967 --> 01:05:19,633 * and the songs my heart might 1749 01:05:19,633 --> 01:05:22,767 Bring 1750 01:05:22,767 --> 01:05:24,333 You'd be more than glad to 1751 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:29,100 Sing * 1752 01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:33,300 * and if a tear came to my eye 1753 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,933 Think of all the wounds they 1754 01:05:34,933 --> 01:05:38,100 Mend * 1755 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:41,200 * and just to think 1756 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,933 The time I could spend 1757 01:05:44,933 --> 01:05:48,133 Being vulnerable again * 1758 01:05:48,133 --> 01:05:50,767 * tell me what 1759 01:05:50,767 --> 01:05:53,900 What, what would I do * 1760 01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:57,100 * tell me what 1761 01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:58,900 What, what would I do * 1762 01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:01,300 * woah, tell me what 1763 01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:03,400 What, what would I do * 1764 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,067 * what I would do, if I could 1765 01:06:06,067 --> 01:06:09,733 Feel 1766 01:06:09,733 --> 01:06:19,167 If I could feel * 1767 01:06:19,167 --> 01:06:26,600 * if I could feel 1768 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,100 ** 1769 01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:39,567 I, the all powerful wiz, have 1770 01:06:39,567 --> 01:06:40,600 Decided to grant your wishes, 1771 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,267 But... 1772 01:06:43,267 --> 01:06:44,333 Hey! 1773 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,400 I said but! 1774 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,433 Did you not hear me say "but?" 1775 01:06:46,433 --> 01:06:48,067 There's a but coming. 1776 01:06:48,067 --> 01:06:49,600 There always is. 1777 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,667 But I want a little something 1778 01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:53,833 In return. 1779 01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:56,467 I will grant all four of your 1780 01:06:56,467 --> 01:06:58,567 Wishes, but first you gotta kill 1781 01:06:58,567 --> 01:07:01,233 The wicked witch of the west. 1782 01:07:01,233 --> 01:07:02,833 Kill the wicked witch? 1783 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:03,900 Ain't no big thing. 1784 01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:04,933 You already wasted her sister. 1785 01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:07,567 How'd he know about that? 1786 01:07:07,567 --> 01:07:10,233 I am the all-seeing, 1787 01:07:10,233 --> 01:07:10,967 All-knowing, all-powerful wizard 1788 01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:12,333 Of oz. 1789 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,433 I know stuff! 1790 01:07:14,433 --> 01:07:16,867 You want what you want? 1791 01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:17,367 No half stepping. 1792 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:19,200 Kill me that witch! 1793 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:24,467 I have spoken! 1794 01:07:24,467 --> 01:07:25,533 Why don't you kill her 1795 01:07:25,533 --> 01:07:26,567 Yourself? 1796 01:07:26,567 --> 01:07:29,233 You don't think I could? 1797 01:07:29,233 --> 01:07:29,967 And I would, except I've got to 1798 01:07:29,967 --> 01:07:30,833 Stay here and protect the 1799 01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:32,467 Emerald city. 1800 01:07:32,467 --> 01:07:32,900 From who? 1801 01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:33,967 From the wicked witch of the 1802 01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:35,067 West! 1803 01:07:35,067 --> 01:07:37,133 Are you not paying attention? 1804 01:07:37,133 --> 01:07:38,167 But what's any of that got to 1805 01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:38,733 Do with me? 1806 01:07:38,733 --> 01:07:40,300 What do you mean? 1807 01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:42,900 It's all your fault. 1808 01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:43,967 Everything was fine when there 1809 01:07:43,967 --> 01:07:45,567 Was a witch for every corner of 1810 01:07:45,567 --> 01:07:47,667 Oz. 1811 01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:48,733 But then you come along dropping 1812 01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:50,833 Houses where they don't belong 1813 01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:51,867 And suddenly there's a whole 1814 01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:54,533 Territory up for grabs. 1815 01:07:54,533 --> 01:07:55,567 Right now evillene is plotting a 1816 01:07:55,567 --> 01:07:57,167 Take-over of oz. 1817 01:07:57,167 --> 01:07:58,767 She must be stopped. 1818 01:07:58,767 --> 01:07:59,800 And you're the one needs to do 1819 01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:00,867 It. 1820 01:08:00,867 --> 01:08:03,500 Why me? 1821 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:07,200 'Cause I said so, and I am 1822 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:11,400 The all knowing, all powerful 1823 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:19,300 Wiz and I have spoken! 1824 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:20,100 Well, Dorothy. 1825 01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:20,867 Good luck. 1826 01:08:20,867 --> 01:08:21,933 We're all counting on you. 1827 01:08:21,933 --> 01:08:23,533 Me? 1828 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:25,633 The wiz was loud and clear, 1829 01:08:25,633 --> 01:08:29,333 This whole mess is your fault. 1830 01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:29,833 My fault? 1831 01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:30,900 Your tornado. 1832 01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:31,967 Your house. 1833 01:08:31,967 --> 01:08:32,500 Your fault! 1834 01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:33,567 You broke it. 1835 01:08:33,567 --> 01:08:34,600 You bought it. 1836 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,167 So, good luck killing that 1837 01:08:36,167 --> 01:08:37,333 Old 1838 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,433 Witch. 1839 01:08:38,433 --> 01:08:39,167 Be sure to let us know when it's 1840 01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:40,067 Done. 1841 01:08:40,067 --> 01:08:41,067 We'll be waitin' in the bar. 1842 01:08:41,067 --> 01:08:41,733 Isn't that just typical? 1843 01:08:41,733 --> 01:08:42,633 All three of you were fine 1844 01:08:42,633 --> 01:08:43,700 Coming along when you thought 1845 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:44,767 You were gettin' something for 1846 01:08:44,767 --> 01:08:45,500 Nothing, but now that there's a 1847 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:46,333 Price to pay you want to wait it 1848 01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:47,400 Out in the bar? 1849 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:48,967 Cowards! 1850 01:08:48,967 --> 01:08:50,567 You calling me a coward? 1851 01:08:50,567 --> 01:08:51,633 Yes! 1852 01:08:51,633 --> 01:08:56,700 Yes, I'm a coward. 1853 01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:58,400 Hasn't that been established? 1854 01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,433 And I'm sorry, Dorothy, but 1855 01:08:59,433 --> 01:09:00,500 You know what my last run-in 1856 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,067 With that witch done to me. 1857 01:09:02,067 --> 01:09:02,800 And I don't know how to help 1858 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,200 You because I don't know how to 1859 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:04,900 Kill a witch because I don't 1860 01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:05,767 Know anything! 1861 01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:06,800 Y'all! 1862 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:07,867 I thought you were my squad, now 1863 01:09:07,867 --> 01:09:08,933 Y'all are wimping out on me? 1864 01:09:08,933 --> 01:09:10,067 Lion, courage! 1865 01:09:10,067 --> 01:09:11,067 If evillene needs to go, we're 1866 01:09:11,067 --> 01:09:12,633 Sending her out together. 1867 01:09:12,633 --> 01:09:13,567 Says you! 1868 01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:18,433 * I'm not doing this 1869 01:09:18,433 --> 01:09:19,500 Even I know it don't make no 1870 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:22,633 Sense * 1871 01:09:22,633 --> 01:09:23,700 * breaking a heart got me this 1872 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:26,300 Way 1873 01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:27,367 I ain't in a rush to see that 1874 01:09:27,367 --> 01:09:28,933 Again * 1875 01:09:28,933 --> 01:09:31,067 * just thinkin' 'bout it is 1876 01:09:31,067 --> 01:09:37,367 Terrifyin' 1877 01:09:37,367 --> 01:09:40,067 Oh you ain't gonna give up on me 1878 01:09:40,067 --> 01:09:44,233 Now 1879 01:09:44,233 --> 01:09:47,400 I won't let you turn around * 1880 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,533 * this won't be easy, no way no 1881 01:09:49,533 --> 01:09:52,167 How 1882 01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:54,767 But we won't back down * 1883 01:09:54,767 --> 01:09:56,367 * when the night is so cold, 1884 01:09:56,367 --> 01:09:57,967 Dark and lonely 1885 01:09:57,967 --> 01:10:00,067 All you gotta do is look at me * 1886 01:10:00,067 --> 01:10:02,700 * and hear what I say 1887 01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:04,800 We got it 1888 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:05,867 We got it * 1889 01:10:05,867 --> 01:10:06,900 * and I got you 1890 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:08,500 I got you * 1891 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,533 * so we got it 1892 01:10:09,533 --> 01:10:10,633 We got it * 1893 01:10:10,633 --> 01:10:11,667 * so we got it 1894 01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:17,500 Together we do * 1895 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,600 * so close yet so far 1896 01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:20,633 I can see our dreams from 1897 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:21,700 Standing 1898 01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:24,333 Right where we are * 1899 01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:26,967 * only thing that's in our way 1900 01:10:26,967 --> 01:10:29,067 Are these impossible odds * 1901 01:10:29,067 --> 01:10:30,633 * I'm terrified this is just way 1902 01:10:30,633 --> 01:10:32,200 Too hard 1903 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,867 And what if I fail * 1904 01:10:34,867 --> 01:10:37,500 * how do you fly 1905 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,100 Knowing there's a good chance 1906 01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:41,167 We'll fall from the sky * 1907 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:43,800 * what were we thinking 1908 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,933 Why do we even try * 1909 01:10:45,933 --> 01:10:47,000 * that's what we get 1910 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,567 With letting our hopes get too 1911 01:10:48,567 --> 01:10:51,200 High * 1912 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,300 * I can't believe what I'm 1913 01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:56,467 Hearing 1914 01:10:56,467 --> 01:10:59,100 Get a hold of yourself * 1915 01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:01,200 * woah you ain't gonna give up 1916 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:05,967 On me now 1917 01:11:05,967 --> 01:11:08,067 I won't let you turn around * 1918 01:11:08,067 --> 01:11:10,667 * this won't be easy 1919 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:13,867 No way no how 1920 01:11:13,867 --> 01:11:15,967 But we won't back down * 1921 01:11:15,967 --> 01:11:17,567 * when the night is so cold dark 1922 01:11:17,567 --> 01:11:20,200 And lonely 1923 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:21,800 All you gotta do is look at me * 1924 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,967 * and hear what I say 1925 01:11:24,967 --> 01:11:26,067 We got it 1926 01:11:26,067 --> 01:11:26,533 We got it * 1927 01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,100 * and I got you 1928 01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:29,167 I got you * 1929 01:11:29,167 --> 01:11:30,200 * so we got it 1930 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:30,733 We got it * 1931 01:11:30,733 --> 01:11:32,867 * so we got it 1932 01:11:32,867 --> 01:11:36,067 Together we do 1933 01:11:36,067 --> 01:11:39,733 * ain't nobody givin' us nothin' 1934 01:11:39,733 --> 01:11:41,300 If we want it there's just no 1935 01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:43,933 Other way * 1936 01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,500 * I'll be right here come what 1937 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:48,667 May 1938 01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:50,233 Together we'll be okay * 1939 01:11:50,233 --> 01:11:51,300 * said if you know that I got 1940 01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:52,900 You 1941 01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:55,067 There's nothing we can't do * 1942 01:11:55,067 --> 01:11:59,200 * oh no, oh no 1943 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,767 Our dreams are waiting for us 1944 01:12:00,767 --> 01:12:05,067 Let's go * 1945 01:12:05,067 --> 01:12:07,100 * we ain 't gonna give up on 1946 01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:10,267 This now 1947 01:12:10,267 --> 01:12:14,500 We refuse to turn around * 1948 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,567 * this won't be easy, no way no 1949 01:12:16,567 --> 01:12:19,200 How 1950 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,867 But we won't back down * 1951 01:12:21,867 --> 01:12:23,433 * when the night is so cold dark 1952 01:12:23,433 --> 01:12:26,333 And lonely 1953 01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:27,133 All you gotta do is look at me * 1954 01:12:27,133 --> 01:12:29,233 * and hear what I say 1955 01:12:29,233 --> 01:12:30,300 We got it 1956 01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:31,333 We got it * 1957 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:33,467 * and I got you 1958 01:12:33,467 --> 01:12:35,533 So we got it * 1959 01:12:35,533 --> 01:12:38,200 * so we got it 1960 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,767 Together we do * 1961 01:12:39,767 --> 01:12:41,367 * I can conquer a Mountain 1962 01:12:41,367 --> 01:12:44,067 Together we do * 1963 01:12:44,067 --> 01:12:46,633 * swim the deepest sea 1964 01:12:46,633 --> 01:12:48,200 Together we do * 1965 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,800 * there ain't nothin' I can't do 1966 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,967 Long as you're with me * 1967 01:12:52,967 --> 01:12:55,067 * together, together 1968 01:12:55,067 --> 01:12:57,167 Oh yeah, oh yeah * 1969 01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:58,767 * together, together 1970 01:12:58,767 --> 01:13:00,900 Oh yeah, oh yeah * 1971 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:05,100 * together, together 1972 01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:14,067 Together we do * 1973 01:13:14,067 --> 01:13:16,067 ** 1974 01:13:27,367 --> 01:13:28,467 Gerald! 1975 01:13:28,467 --> 01:13:30,600 Over here. 1976 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:31,667 I was worried you wouldn't 1977 01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:32,700 Make it back. 1978 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:33,400 Why is everybody sneaking 1979 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,267 Around? 1980 01:13:34,267 --> 01:13:35,867 This here is your factory. 1981 01:13:35,867 --> 01:13:36,900 Not since the wicked witch of 1982 01:13:36,900 --> 01:13:39,067 The east got demolished. 1983 01:13:39,067 --> 01:13:40,100 Her sister, wicked old evillene, 1984 01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:41,133 Has declared a corporate 1985 01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:42,733 Take-over. 1986 01:13:42,733 --> 01:13:45,367 A what? 1987 01:13:45,367 --> 01:13:46,933 This side of oz now belongs 1988 01:13:46,933 --> 01:13:49,600 To the united witch workers of 1989 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:52,767 The a.F.L-ee-aye-ee-aye-o. 1990 01:13:52,767 --> 01:13:53,800 Everything is hers now. 1991 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:54,867 Even the winkies? 1992 01:13:54,867 --> 01:13:56,967 Especially the winkies. 1993 01:13:56,967 --> 01:13:58,067 Here she comes. 1994 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,100 You brought her today's news 1995 01:13:59,100 --> 01:13:59,600 Like she asked? 1996 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,667 I brung it, but she ain't 1997 01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:03,300 Gonna like it. 1998 01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,867 Make way! 1999 01:14:04,867 --> 01:14:08,567 Make way! 2000 01:14:08,567 --> 01:14:09,633 Make way for the wicked witch of 2001 01:14:09,633 --> 01:14:12,267 The west! 2002 01:14:12,267 --> 01:14:14,867 All hail, evillene! 2003 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:16,467 Hail, hail, evillene. 2004 01:14:16,467 --> 01:14:18,067 All hail the wicked witch of 2005 01:14:18,067 --> 01:14:20,167 The west. 2006 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:22,267 Hail, hail, evillene. 2007 01:14:22,267 --> 01:14:23,867 And all hail right back 2008 01:14:23,867 --> 01:14:25,967 Atcha! 2009 01:14:25,967 --> 01:14:27,067 Lord high underling? 2010 01:14:27,067 --> 01:14:28,100 Yes, your misery? 2011 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,133 What's that there? 2012 01:14:29,133 --> 01:14:30,200 What's what where? 2013 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,767 That there there. 2014 01:14:31,767 --> 01:14:33,333 What's that that there? 2015 01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:33,867 That there there? 2016 01:14:33,867 --> 01:14:34,933 Yes! 2017 01:14:34,933 --> 01:14:35,967 That that there! 2018 01:14:35,967 --> 01:14:37,067 What's that there there there? 2019 01:14:37,067 --> 01:14:39,133 Oh, that there there? 2020 01:14:39,133 --> 01:14:40,200 That there there there is 2021 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,300 Nothin' but a drop of water. 2022 01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:43,333 Nothin' but a drop of... 2023 01:14:43,333 --> 01:14:44,933 Do you know what happens if a 2024 01:14:44,933 --> 01:14:46,067 Drop a water is left to it's own 2025 01:14:46,067 --> 01:14:47,567 Devices? 2026 01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:50,733 It dries up and goes away? 2027 01:14:50,733 --> 01:14:52,833 You there! 2028 01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,400 Walk on by that seemingly 2029 01:14:54,400 --> 01:15:02,333 Innocent drop of water. 2030 01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:03,933 And a killer flood strikes 2031 01:15:03,933 --> 01:15:05,533 Again! 2032 01:15:05,533 --> 01:15:07,133 Lord high underling, I demand to 2033 01:15:07,133 --> 01:15:08,700 Know where it come from? 2034 01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:09,400 There seems to be a small 2035 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,333 Leak from that pipe up there. 2036 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:12,367 Well, run and fetch the royal 2037 01:15:12,367 --> 01:15:12,900 Plumber. 2038 01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:14,500 And kill him! 2039 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:16,600 I hate water! 2040 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:17,667 Yes, your eviltude. 2041 01:15:17,667 --> 01:15:18,733 And is that my news? 2042 01:15:18,733 --> 01:15:20,300 It is. 2043 01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:21,867 And when were you planning on 2044 01:15:21,867 --> 01:15:24,067 Letting me have it? 2045 01:15:24,067 --> 01:15:25,567 Your evilness, I'd be happy 2046 01:15:25,567 --> 01:15:27,700 To let you have it anytime. 2047 01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:29,267 Oh, you bein' funny? 2048 01:15:29,267 --> 01:15:30,067 You some kind of Eddie Murphy or 2049 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:32,433 Something? 2050 01:15:32,433 --> 01:15:33,500 Well, don't try me 'cause I am 2051 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:37,567 Evil with all y'all today. 2052 01:15:39,267 --> 01:15:40,333 * now, when I wake up in the 2053 01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:41,400 Afternoon 2054 01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,533 Which it pleases me to do 2055 01:15:43,533 --> 01:15:44,567 Don't nobody bring me no bad 2056 01:15:44,567 --> 01:15:46,667 News * 2057 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:47,700 * 'cause I wake up already 2058 01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:49,300 Negative 2059 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:51,400 And I've wired up my fuse 2060 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:52,500 So, don't nobody bring me no bad 2061 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,133 News * 2062 01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:56,700 * oh, if we're gonna be buddies 2063 01:15:56,700 --> 01:15:57,733 You better bone up on the 2064 01:15:57,733 --> 01:15:59,333 Rules * 2065 01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:00,400 * 'cause don't nobody bring me 2066 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:03,067 No bad news * 2067 01:16:03,067 --> 01:16:05,167 * you can be my best of friend 2068 01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:07,267 As opposed to payin' dues * 2069 01:16:07,267 --> 01:16:08,833 * 'cause don't nobody bring me 2070 01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:10,933 No bad news * 2071 01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:12,267 * well, no bad news 2072 01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:14,633 No bad news * 2073 01:16:14,633 --> 01:16:16,733 * now, don't you ever bring me 2074 01:16:16,733 --> 01:16:18,867 No bad news* 2075 01:16:18,867 --> 01:16:19,933 * 'cause I'll make you an offer, 2076 01:16:19,933 --> 01:16:21,500 Child 2077 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:24,133 That you cannot refuse * 2078 01:16:24,133 --> 01:16:25,700 * so, don't nobody bring me 2079 01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:28,367 No bad news * 2080 01:16:28,367 --> 01:16:29,433 * now, when you're talkin' to me 2081 01:16:29,433 --> 01:16:34,900 Don't be cryin' the blues * 2082 01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:36,067 * don't you ever bring me 2083 01:16:36,067 --> 01:16:37,100 No bad news * 2084 01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:38,667 * you can verbalize, vocalize 2085 01:16:38,667 --> 01:16:43,700 But just bring me the clues * 2086 01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:44,900 * but don't nobody bring me 2087 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:45,967 No bad news * 2088 01:16:45,967 --> 01:16:47,300 * bring the message in your head 2089 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:48,100 Or in something you can't lose * 2090 01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:49,133 * but don't you ever, ever bring 2091 01:16:49,133 --> 01:16:50,733 Me 2092 01:16:50,733 --> 01:16:51,767 No bad news * 2093 01:16:51,767 --> 01:16:52,467 * if you're gonna bring me 2094 01:16:52,467 --> 01:16:53,367 Something 2095 01:16:53,367 --> 01:16:54,433 Ah, make it something I can 2096 01:16:54,433 --> 01:16:54,933 Use * 2097 01:16:54,933 --> 01:16:57,067 * but don't you bring me 2098 01:16:57,067 --> 01:16:59,167 No bad news * 2099 01:16:59,167 --> 01:17:00,233 * oh, no bad news 2100 01:17:00,233 --> 01:17:02,867 No bad news * 2101 01:17:02,867 --> 01:17:04,467 * now, don't you bring me 2102 01:17:04,467 --> 01:17:07,367 No bad news * 2103 01:17:07,367 --> 01:17:08,233 * 'cause I'll make you an offer, 2104 01:17:08,233 --> 01:17:09,200 Child 2105 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:11,833 That you cannot refuse * 2106 01:17:11,833 --> 01:17:13,433 * so, don't you bring me 2107 01:17:13,433 --> 01:17:19,067 No bad news * 2108 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:21,167 What are you doing? 2109 01:17:21,167 --> 01:17:24,067 Get up from there! 2110 01:17:24,067 --> 01:17:25,900 Higher, higher! 2111 01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:26,200 Work! 2112 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:29,233 What are you doing? 2113 01:17:29,233 --> 01:17:29,533 Work! 2114 01:17:29,533 --> 01:17:29,833 Work! 2115 01:17:29,833 --> 01:17:35,233 Work! 2116 01:17:36,067 --> 01:17:44,167 ** 2117 01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:50,300 ** 2118 01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:58,133 ** 2119 01:17:58,133 --> 01:18:01,500 ** 2120 01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:03,367 * oh, don't nobody bring me 2121 01:18:03,367 --> 01:18:04,433 No bad news * 2122 01:18:04,433 --> 01:18:05,467 * if you're gonna bring me 2123 01:18:05,467 --> 01:18:06,533 Something 2124 01:18:06,533 --> 01:18:07,600 Now, bring me something I can 2125 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:08,633 Use * 2126 01:18:08,633 --> 01:18:09,700 * but don't you ever bring me 2127 01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:10,733 No bad news * 2128 01:18:10,733 --> 01:18:12,333 * 'cause I'll make you an offer, 2129 01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:13,400 Child 2130 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,067 That you cannot refuse * 2131 01:18:15,067 --> 01:18:16,567 * so, don't nobody bring me 2132 01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:18,667 No bad news * 2133 01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:20,233 * I said, don't nobody bring me 2134 01:18:20,233 --> 01:18:22,900 No bad news * 2135 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:25,067 * I said, don't nobody bring me 2136 01:18:25,067 --> 01:18:27,133 No bad news * 2137 01:18:27,133 --> 01:18:28,700 * don't you bring me 2138 01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:30,833 Don't you bring me * 2139 01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:32,933 * don't you bring me 2140 01:18:32,933 --> 01:18:35,067 Don't you bring me * 2141 01:18:35,067 --> 01:18:37,167 * don't you bring me 2142 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:38,733 Don't you bring me * 2143 01:18:38,733 --> 01:18:40,333 * don't you bring me 2144 01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:46,900 Don't you bring me * 2145 01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:50,367 No, no, no * 2146 01:18:50,367 --> 01:18:54,667 * bad news * 2147 01:18:54,667 --> 01:18:56,133 ** 2148 01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:58,367 'Cause I ain't goin' for it! 2149 01:18:58,367 --> 01:19:03,100 Now get back to work! 2150 01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:05,733 Now, break it down. 2151 01:19:05,733 --> 01:19:06,800 Well, I'm afraid it's bad 2152 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:12,067 News. 2153 01:19:12,067 --> 01:19:14,167 Dorothy and her friends are on 2154 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:16,833 Their way here to kill you. 2155 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,400 That's not such bad news. 2156 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:19,967 It's not nice news. 2157 01:19:19,967 --> 01:19:22,600 But it's not terrible. 2158 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,200 I mean, if you're gonna be a 2159 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,233 Wicked witch, and you are good 2160 01:19:25,233 --> 01:19:26,833 At your job, you're gonna have 2161 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:27,567 To expect to rub some folks the 2162 01:19:27,567 --> 01:19:28,933 Wrong way. 2163 01:19:28,933 --> 01:19:31,600 I s'pose. 2164 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,700 So, Dorothy thinks she can 2165 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:35,267 March her skinny ass in here and 2166 01:19:35,267 --> 01:19:36,333 Destroy me? 2167 01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:37,400 Well, it ain't my first time 2168 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:39,500 Runnin' the nursery. 2169 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,067 I know how to handle a brat like 2170 01:19:41,067 --> 01:19:42,667 That. 2171 01:19:42,667 --> 01:19:44,767 Unleash my winged warriors! 2172 01:19:44,767 --> 01:19:46,367 Not your winged warriors. 2173 01:19:46,367 --> 01:19:47,400 Oh, yes, my winged warriors. 2174 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:52,700 Fly! 2175 01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:58,500 Fly, my warriors! 2176 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,067 Capture the intruders and bring 2177 01:20:00,067 --> 01:20:01,633 Them back to me. 2178 01:20:01,633 --> 01:20:02,733 Now fly! 2179 01:20:02,733 --> 01:20:04,267 Fly! 2180 01:20:04,267 --> 01:20:05,333 And don't nobody scuff up my 2181 01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:06,267 Sister's shoes! 2182 01:20:34,867 --> 01:20:40,833 ** 2183 01:20:49,900 --> 01:20:52,067 You! 2184 01:20:52,067 --> 01:20:53,100 Another bucket here. 2185 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:54,167 And one over there. 2186 01:20:54,167 --> 01:20:54,900 If evillene finds water on the 2187 01:20:54,900 --> 01:20:56,800 Floor... 2188 01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:01,167 Back it up, top cat. 2189 01:21:01,167 --> 01:21:02,900 Are those buckets full? 2190 01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,467 If I get that last one will 2191 01:21:04,467 --> 01:21:08,833 That make you happy? 2192 01:21:08,833 --> 01:21:10,400 I think you left a spot. 2193 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:14,333 If I get it, will you be 2194 01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:15,400 Satisfied then? 2195 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:15,833 Satisfied? 2196 01:21:15,833 --> 01:21:18,667 Me? 2197 01:21:18,667 --> 01:21:19,733 Right. 2198 01:21:19,733 --> 01:21:20,767 Dorothy! 2199 01:21:20,767 --> 01:21:21,833 Oh, lion. 2200 01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:22,900 That old witch has me scrubbing 2201 01:21:22,900 --> 01:21:23,967 And polishing. 2202 01:21:23,967 --> 01:21:25,067 I will never complain about any 2203 01:21:25,067 --> 01:21:26,067 Chore aunt em gives me ever 2204 01:21:26,067 --> 01:21:27,633 Again. 2205 01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:30,700 I'm on mop duty. 2206 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:31,767 That old witch is definitely 2207 01:21:31,767 --> 01:21:35,233 Afraid of water. 2208 01:21:35,233 --> 01:21:36,300 They say she don't even bathe. 2209 01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:37,367 She sends herself out once a 2210 01:21:37,367 --> 01:21:38,433 Week for dry cleaning. 2211 01:21:38,433 --> 01:21:39,100 Excuse me, my lord high 2212 01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:40,067 Underling, but did you hear me 2213 01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:41,067 Give anybody a coffee break? 2214 01:21:41,067 --> 01:21:42,133 No, ma'am. 2215 01:21:42,133 --> 01:21:43,200 Not during my lifetime. 2216 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,233 Oh, please, Ms. witch. 2217 01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,867 We haven't seen each other... 2218 01:21:46,867 --> 01:21:47,933 Ask me if I care? 2219 01:21:47,933 --> 01:21:51,100 Back to work! 2220 01:21:51,100 --> 01:21:52,200 No wonder they call you 2221 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,267 Wicked. 2222 01:21:54,267 --> 01:21:54,800 No. 2223 01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:55,833 Know what? 2224 01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:56,900 You don't got game enough to be 2225 01:21:56,900 --> 01:22:01,667 Wicked. 2226 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:05,533 All you are is plain old 2227 01:22:05,533 --> 01:22:08,233 Everyday passable mean. 2228 01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:09,300 Well, if I'm mean... what 2229 01:22:09,300 --> 01:22:10,367 Does that make you? 2230 01:22:10,367 --> 01:22:11,433 Don't make me nothing. 2231 01:22:11,433 --> 01:22:12,467 Think not? 2232 01:22:12,467 --> 01:22:13,533 Which one of us dropped a house 2233 01:22:13,533 --> 01:22:14,567 On the other one's sister? 2234 01:22:14,567 --> 01:22:15,633 And which one of us yanked the 2235 01:22:15,633 --> 01:22:16,700 Silver heels right off of that 2236 01:22:16,700 --> 01:22:18,233 Dead sister's not-even-cold-yet 2237 01:22:18,233 --> 01:22:19,933 Feet? 2238 01:22:19,933 --> 01:22:21,500 And which one of us gathered up 2239 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:22,833 A crew to put a hit on the other 2240 01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:24,567 One? 2241 01:22:24,567 --> 01:22:25,633 You're three for three, little 2242 01:22:25,633 --> 01:22:26,700 Girl, so before you go castin' 2243 01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:27,733 Shade, I'd take myself a good 2244 01:22:27,733 --> 01:22:28,800 Look in the mirror. 2245 01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:29,400 Now... get back to work. 2246 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,400 When are you going to let us 2247 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:30,900 Go? 2248 01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:32,067 When you gonna give me them 2249 01:22:32,067 --> 01:22:33,067 Kicks? 2250 01:22:33,067 --> 01:22:34,100 I promised addaperle... 2251 01:22:34,100 --> 01:22:35,133 "I promised addaperle..." 2252 01:22:35,133 --> 01:22:36,200 This child still thinks I'm 2253 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:38,833 Playin'? 2254 01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:39,933 Lord high underling, send in my 2255 01:22:39,933 --> 01:22:47,800 Dinner! 2256 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,400 Tell, oh, lord high, what's on 2257 01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:53,067 My menu for tonight? 2258 01:22:53,067 --> 01:22:55,167 Forest lion stew! 2259 01:22:55,167 --> 01:22:56,233 It's a new recipe from 2260 01:22:56,233 --> 01:23:00,067 "Witches wear nightly." 2261 01:23:00,067 --> 01:23:03,100 This old tin can will make a 2262 01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:04,133 Fine stew pot once I pop the top 2263 01:23:04,133 --> 01:23:06,267 Off it. 2264 01:23:06,267 --> 01:23:08,367 And this useless bag of hay will 2265 01:23:08,367 --> 01:23:09,933 Start a good strong fire. 2266 01:23:09,933 --> 01:23:13,633 But first... 2267 01:23:13,633 --> 01:23:15,200 I got me a lion to filet! 2268 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,267 Get away from my friends you 2269 01:23:16,267 --> 01:23:22,067 Evil old witch! 2270 01:23:22,067 --> 01:23:25,433 Dorothy, always so brave. 2271 01:23:25,433 --> 01:23:27,300 You want to be a hero? 2272 01:23:27,300 --> 01:23:31,267 You'll be dinner too. 2273 01:23:31,267 --> 01:23:33,500 Oh, no, not water! 2274 01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:34,067 No! 2275 01:23:34,067 --> 01:23:35,100 What have you done? 2276 01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:36,667 You've destroyed me. 2277 01:23:36,667 --> 01:23:37,733 Stupid girl! 2278 01:23:37,733 --> 01:23:47,233 You've destroyed me! 2279 01:23:47,233 --> 01:23:49,867 She's dead! 2280 01:23:49,867 --> 01:23:51,967 Oh, lord. 2281 01:23:51,967 --> 01:24:01,567 Looks like I did it again! 2282 01:24:01,567 --> 01:24:10,100 ** 2283 01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:12,233 You've killed the wicked 2284 01:24:12,233 --> 01:24:13,800 Witch of the west and now we're 2285 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:18,500 Free! 2286 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:21,567 Thanks to you, we're free! 2287 01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:31,233 ** 2288 01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:32,800 * everybody look around 2289 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,367 'Cause there's a reason 2290 01:24:34,367 --> 01:24:35,433 To rejoice you see 2291 01:24:35,433 --> 01:24:36,067 Everybody come out * 2292 01:24:36,067 --> 01:24:37,533 * and let's commence 2293 01:24:37,533 --> 01:24:39,133 To singing joyfully 2294 01:24:39,133 --> 01:24:40,700 Everybody look up 2295 01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:41,767 And find the hope * 2296 01:24:41,767 --> 01:24:42,800 * that we've been waiting 2297 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:43,867 On everybody is glad 2298 01:24:43,867 --> 01:24:45,433 Because our silent fear 2299 01:24:45,433 --> 01:24:47,567 And dread is gone * 2300 01:24:47,567 --> 01:24:48,600 * freedom, you see 2301 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:49,667 Has got our hearts singing 2302 01:24:49,667 --> 01:24:51,267 So joyfully * 2303 01:24:51,267 --> 01:24:52,833 * just look about 2304 01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:54,400 You owe it to yourself 2305 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:55,467 To check it out * 2306 01:24:55,467 --> 01:24:56,533 * can't you feel a 2307 01:24:56,533 --> 01:24:57,567 Brand new day 2308 01:24:57,567 --> 01:24:59,167 Can't you feel a 2309 01:24:59,167 --> 01:25:01,267 Brand new day * 2310 01:25:01,267 --> 01:25:02,333 * can't you feel a 2311 01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:04,433 Brand new day 2312 01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:06,533 Can't you feel a 2313 01:25:06,533 --> 01:25:17,633 Brand new day * 2314 01:25:17,633 --> 01:25:19,200 * everybody be glad 2315 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,267 Because the sun is shining 2316 01:25:20,267 --> 01:25:22,367 Just for us 2317 01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:23,433 Everybody wake up * 2318 01:25:23,433 --> 01:25:24,500 * into the morning 2319 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:26,067 Into happiness 2320 01:25:26,067 --> 01:25:27,667 Hello world 2321 01:25:27,667 --> 01:25:29,233 It's like a different * 2322 01:25:29,233 --> 01:25:30,300 * way of living now 2323 01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:30,833 Thank you, world 2324 01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:32,400 We always knew 2325 01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:33,467 That we'd be free somehow * 2326 01:25:33,467 --> 01:25:35,067 * in harmony 2327 01:25:35,067 --> 01:25:36,100 Let's show the world 2328 01:25:36,100 --> 01:25:37,167 That we've got liberty 2329 01:25:37,167 --> 01:25:38,733 It's such a change * 2330 01:25:38,733 --> 01:25:40,333 * for us to live 2331 01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:41,900 So independently 2332 01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:42,967 Freedom, you see 2333 01:25:42,967 --> 01:25:44,067 Has got our hearts singing * 2334 01:25:44,067 --> 01:25:45,600 * so joyfully 2335 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:46,667 Just look about 2336 01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:47,700 You owe it to yourself 2337 01:25:47,700 --> 01:25:49,300 To check it out * 2338 01:25:49,300 --> 01:25:50,900 * can't you feel a 2339 01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:53,067 Brand new day 2340 01:25:53,067 --> 01:25:54,600 Can't you feel a 2341 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:56,733 Brand new day * 2342 01:25:56,733 --> 01:25:58,800 * can't you feel a 2343 01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:01,433 Brand new day 2344 01:26:01,433 --> 01:26:03,067 Can't you feel a 2345 01:26:03,067 --> 01:26:07,067 Brand new day * 2346 01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:14,767 ** 2347 01:26:14,767 --> 01:26:20,200 ** 2348 01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:21,767 * everybody be glad 2349 01:26:21,767 --> 01:26:23,367 Because the sun is shining 2350 01:26:23,367 --> 01:26:24,400 Just for us 2351 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:25,467 Everybody wake up * 2352 01:26:25,467 --> 01:26:26,533 * into the morning 2353 01:26:26,533 --> 01:26:28,100 Into happiness 2354 01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:29,700 Hello, world 2355 01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:31,267 It's like a different * 2356 01:26:31,267 --> 01:26:36,533 * way of living now 2357 01:26:36,533 --> 01:26:37,600 And thank you, world * 2358 01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:38,667 * we always knew 2359 01:26:38,667 --> 01:26:39,300 That we'd be free somehow 2360 01:26:39,300 --> 01:26:40,233 In harmony 2361 01:26:40,233 --> 01:26:41,300 Let's show the world * 2362 01:26:41,300 --> 01:26:42,367 * that we've got liberty 2363 01:26:42,367 --> 01:26:43,400 Its' such a change 2364 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:45,067 For us to live 2365 01:26:45,067 --> 01:26:46,067 So independently * 2366 01:26:46,067 --> 01:26:47,100 * freedom, you see 2367 01:26:47,100 --> 01:26:48,167 Has got out hearts singing 2368 01:26:48,167 --> 01:26:49,200 So joyfully 2369 01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,800 Just look about * 2370 01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:51,833 * you owe it to yourself 2371 01:26:51,833 --> 01:26:52,367 To check it out * 2372 01:26:52,367 --> 01:26:53,433 * can't you feel a 2373 01:26:53,433 --> 01:26:55,067 Brand new day 2374 01:26:55,067 --> 01:26:57,667 Can't you feel a 2375 01:26:57,667 --> 01:26:59,767 Brand new day * 2376 01:26:59,767 --> 01:27:01,333 * can't you feel a 2377 01:27:01,333 --> 01:27:03,967 Brand new day 2378 01:27:03,967 --> 01:27:05,567 Can't you feel a 2379 01:27:05,567 --> 01:27:07,133 Brand new day * 2380 01:27:07,133 --> 01:27:08,167 * can't you feel a 2381 01:27:08,167 --> 01:27:10,267 Brand new day 2382 01:27:10,267 --> 01:27:13,433 Can't you feel a 2383 01:27:13,433 --> 01:27:18,700 Brand new day * 2384 01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:21,733 * feel a brand new day 2385 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:34,633 Oh, no you don't. 2386 01:27:34,633 --> 01:27:35,700 No cutting in front. 2387 01:27:35,700 --> 01:27:40,433 Go to the end of the line. 2388 01:27:40,433 --> 01:27:41,467 Respect, my brother. 2389 01:27:41,467 --> 01:27:43,067 We are back to see the wiz. 2390 01:27:43,067 --> 01:27:45,200 And before you go tellin' us our 2391 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,300 Names are not on the list, allow 2392 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:49,933 Me to elucidate current events. 2393 01:27:49,933 --> 01:27:51,533 Dorothy just killed the wicked 2394 01:27:51,533 --> 01:27:52,567 Witch of the west. 2395 01:27:52,567 --> 01:27:54,167 For those of you keeping score, 2396 01:27:54,167 --> 01:27:55,233 That's two wicked witches in two 2397 01:27:55,233 --> 01:27:57,833 Days. 2398 01:27:57,833 --> 01:28:00,067 So I dare say there ain't a list 2399 01:28:00,067 --> 01:28:01,067 Anywhere in oz without our names 2400 01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:05,200 On it. 2401 01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:06,267 Allow me to apologize. 2402 01:28:06,267 --> 01:28:08,367 You sure are on the list. 2403 01:28:08,367 --> 01:28:09,400 Right here at the top of the 2404 01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:10,467 Page. 2405 01:28:10,467 --> 01:28:12,600 "Dorothy, lion, scarecrow and" 2406 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,700 Tinman are hereby and forthwith 2407 01:28:14,700 --> 01:28:15,767 Legally and terminally banned 2408 01:28:15,767 --> 01:28:16,833 From entering the emerald city 2409 01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:18,400 By executive order of the wiz. 2410 01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:19,433 No exceptions. 2411 01:28:19,433 --> 01:28:19,967 No excuses. 2412 01:28:19,967 --> 01:28:21,567 "No refunds." 2413 01:28:21,567 --> 01:28:22,633 Banned? 2414 01:28:22,633 --> 01:28:23,700 Banned! 2415 01:28:23,700 --> 01:28:24,733 As in... 2416 01:28:24,733 --> 01:28:25,800 Personae non-gracious. 2417 01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:26,533 Now, back up and let the other 2418 01:28:26,533 --> 01:28:28,967 Folks through. 2419 01:28:28,967 --> 01:28:30,533 There are no other folks! 2420 01:28:30,533 --> 01:28:32,667 It's no use. 2421 01:28:32,667 --> 01:28:34,767 We can't get in. 2422 01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:36,367 We'll have to find someplace 2423 01:28:36,367 --> 01:28:38,467 Else to spend the night. 2424 01:28:38,467 --> 01:28:39,533 Yeah. 2425 01:28:39,533 --> 01:28:40,600 I guess you're right. 2426 01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:42,167 But what are we going to do 2427 01:28:42,167 --> 01:28:43,767 With that big bag of gold that 2428 01:28:43,767 --> 01:28:44,800 We got from the wicked witch? 2429 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:46,367 Big bag of gold? 2430 01:28:46,367 --> 01:28:47,967 Oh! 2431 01:28:47,967 --> 01:28:50,600 The big bag of gold! 2432 01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:52,733 Yes. 2433 01:28:52,733 --> 01:28:53,767 The big bag of gold is way too 2434 01:28:53,767 --> 01:28:55,367 Heavy to carry around all night. 2435 01:28:55,367 --> 01:28:56,400 That's no problem. 2436 01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:57,467 I dug a hole in the ground 2437 01:28:57,467 --> 01:28:58,533 Around the corner and hid the 2438 01:28:58,533 --> 01:29:01,167 Gold in there. 2439 01:29:01,167 --> 01:29:03,267 Are you sure it will be safe? 2440 01:29:03,267 --> 01:29:04,867 Now who would go lookin' for 2441 01:29:04,867 --> 01:29:06,967 A big bag of gold in a little 2442 01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:09,600 Hole around the corner? 2443 01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:11,233 Terrific. 2444 01:29:11,233 --> 01:29:12,800 Let's go find a safe place to 2445 01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:13,833 Spend the night. 2446 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:28,100 After you, my dear. 2447 01:29:28,100 --> 01:29:29,133 Ladies first. 2448 01:29:29,133 --> 01:29:30,200 Scarecrow, you are a genius. 2449 01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:31,800 There's nothing like greed to 2450 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:32,733 Turn a wise man into a fool. 2451 01:29:46,067 --> 01:29:47,633 Mr. wiz? 2452 01:29:47,633 --> 01:29:48,167 Mr. wiz, sir? 2453 01:29:48,167 --> 01:29:49,200 We're back. 2454 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:50,267 I don't think anyone's here. 2455 01:29:50,267 --> 01:29:50,867 He's here all right. 2456 01:29:50,867 --> 01:29:51,833 I can smell him. 2457 01:29:51,833 --> 01:29:52,867 Hello? 2458 01:29:52,867 --> 01:29:53,933 Mr. wiz? 2459 01:29:53,933 --> 01:29:55,533 Huh? 2460 01:29:55,533 --> 01:29:57,633 Um, who goes there? 2461 01:29:57,633 --> 01:29:59,200 It's Dorothy, sir. 2462 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:00,267 We took care of things like you 2463 01:30:00,267 --> 01:30:01,833 Told us. 2464 01:30:01,833 --> 01:30:02,867 The wicked witch of the west is 2465 01:30:02,867 --> 01:30:03,933 Done in. 2466 01:30:03,933 --> 01:30:04,467 Eliminated. 2467 01:30:04,467 --> 01:30:05,533 One might even say 2468 01:30:05,533 --> 01:30:07,100 Liquidated. 2469 01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:09,233 So, what do you want from me? 2470 01:30:09,233 --> 01:30:11,867 Just what you promised. 2471 01:30:11,867 --> 01:30:13,467 I promised nothing. 2472 01:30:13,467 --> 01:30:16,100 Oh, you certainly did. 2473 01:30:16,100 --> 01:30:18,200 Can't say I recall. 2474 01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:27,167 Begone. 2475 01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:28,233 What happened? 2476 01:30:28,233 --> 01:30:32,967 Lion pulled the plug. 2477 01:30:32,967 --> 01:30:35,767 I knew I smelled a rat! 2478 01:30:35,767 --> 01:30:37,433 Is that the the wiz? 2479 01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:38,500 I am the all powerful, all 2480 01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:40,100 Knowing, all seeing, all for 2481 01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:50,333 Nothin'... 2482 01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:51,500 All for nothing. 2483 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,567 Hello. 2484 01:30:52,567 --> 01:30:53,100 You don't mean... 2485 01:30:53,100 --> 01:30:54,167 Couldn't be... 2486 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:55,200 You mean the wiz is... 2487 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:56,267 A fraud! 2488 01:30:56,267 --> 01:30:57,300 And a woman! 2489 01:30:57,300 --> 01:30:58,033 And what's wrong with being a 2490 01:30:58,033 --> 01:30:58,867 Woman? 2491 01:30:58,867 --> 01:31:02,933 Nothing. 2492 01:31:02,933 --> 01:31:04,100 That's right, nothing wrong 2493 01:31:04,100 --> 01:31:06,200 With bein' a woman! 2494 01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:06,867 Don't know where you fools 2495 01:31:06,867 --> 01:31:07,800 Learned your manners. 2496 01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:08,867 But there's everything wrong 2497 01:31:08,867 --> 01:31:09,900 With lying! 2498 01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:13,600 Who you calling a liar? 2499 01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:16,233 Oh. 2500 01:31:16,233 --> 01:31:17,633 Right. 2501 01:31:17,633 --> 01:31:19,867 Me. 2502 01:31:19,867 --> 01:31:20,933 I'm nothin' but a huckster from 2503 01:31:20,933 --> 01:31:22,067 Omaha. 2504 01:31:22,067 --> 01:31:23,567 Omaha? 2505 01:31:23,567 --> 01:31:25,133 Howdy, neighbor. 2506 01:31:25,133 --> 01:31:27,767 But how'd you get here? 2507 01:31:27,767 --> 01:31:29,367 Oh, little girl, the places 2508 01:31:29,367 --> 01:31:30,933 You wind up when you don't look 2509 01:31:30,933 --> 01:31:33,600 Where you're going. 2510 01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,167 Back in Omaha I had me a job as 2511 01:31:35,167 --> 01:31:37,300 A magician's assistant. 2512 01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:39,400 "The amazing Alfred & company." 2513 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:42,067 I was "and company." 2514 01:31:42,067 --> 01:31:43,067 We'd do magic at night but 2515 01:31:43,067 --> 01:31:44,133 During the day we gave folks 2516 01:31:44,133 --> 01:31:46,233 Rides in a hot air balloon. 2517 01:31:46,233 --> 01:31:47,833 That was the part I liked. 2518 01:31:47,833 --> 01:31:49,400 I loved flying. 2519 01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:50,467 But unfortunately, I hated 2520 01:31:50,467 --> 01:31:57,833 Alfred. 2521 01:31:57,833 --> 01:31:59,433 Well, one day he just pushed me 2522 01:31:59,433 --> 01:32:00,500 Too far. 2523 01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:01,533 I hopped into that hot air 2524 01:32:01,533 --> 01:32:03,100 Balloon and took off for the 2525 01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:05,200 Sky. 2526 01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:06,267 Oh. 2527 01:32:06,267 --> 01:32:07,333 I wasn't planning to 2528 01:32:07,333 --> 01:32:08,400 Disappear. 2529 01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:09,967 I just wanted to teach mean old 2530 01:32:09,967 --> 01:32:15,233 Alfred a lesson. 2531 01:32:15,233 --> 01:32:16,833 But out of nowhere came a storm 2532 01:32:16,833 --> 01:32:17,867 With winds and rain so strong it 2533 01:32:17,867 --> 01:32:19,467 Was all I could do to stay in 2534 01:32:19,467 --> 01:32:21,567 That thing. 2535 01:32:21,567 --> 01:32:23,133 I hunkered down and hid my eyes 2536 01:32:23,133 --> 01:32:25,767 For what felt like forever, and 2537 01:32:25,767 --> 01:32:29,967 When I landed, here I was. 2538 01:32:29,967 --> 01:32:31,067 Folks came rushing from every 2539 01:32:31,067 --> 01:32:32,067 Which way to see what had blown 2540 01:32:32,067 --> 01:32:34,700 In on the wind. 2541 01:32:34,700 --> 01:32:36,800 Not wanting to disappoint 2542 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:37,867 Nobody, I quick put on old 2543 01:32:37,867 --> 01:32:39,967 Alfred's black top hat and cape 2544 01:32:39,967 --> 01:32:41,533 And did my best to give the 2545 01:32:41,533 --> 01:32:44,700 Folks a magic show. 2546 01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:47,333 Next thing I knew they slapped 2547 01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:51,067 Fancy threads on me, set me up 2548 01:32:51,067 --> 01:32:53,133 In these digs and proclaimed me 2549 01:32:53,133 --> 01:32:55,233 The all powerful wizard of oz. 2550 01:32:55,233 --> 01:32:56,300 Couldn't you tell someone the 2551 01:32:56,300 --> 01:32:58,433 Truth? 2552 01:32:58,433 --> 01:33:00,067 I tried. But they were so 2553 01:33:00,067 --> 01:33:01,067 Happy to have a wizard they 2554 01:33:01,067 --> 01:33:02,667 Thought could protect them from 2555 01:33:02,667 --> 01:33:04,200 Evillene and evvamean they 2556 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:08,967 Wouldn't hear it. 2557 01:33:08,967 --> 01:33:11,567 So here I am, all these years 2558 01:33:11,567 --> 01:33:14,233 Later, hiding in the dark lest 2559 01:33:14,233 --> 01:33:15,267 Anyone find out what a nothing I 2560 01:33:15,267 --> 01:33:17,400 Really am. 2561 01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:18,967 We been played. 2562 01:33:18,967 --> 01:33:20,067 That's wack, gettin' our 2563 01:33:20,067 --> 01:33:22,633 Hopes up. 2564 01:33:22,633 --> 01:33:23,700 I never thought you'd be 2565 01:33:23,700 --> 01:33:25,300 Brave enough to take on old 2566 01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:26,333 Evillene. 2567 01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:28,467 Well we did. 2568 01:33:28,467 --> 01:33:30,067 Exactly. 2569 01:33:30,067 --> 01:33:32,133 Now listen up. 2570 01:33:32,133 --> 01:33:33,733 You don't need nothin' from me. 2571 01:33:33,733 --> 01:33:37,433 None of you. 2572 01:33:37,433 --> 01:33:40,067 Lion, you say you got no 2573 01:33:40,067 --> 01:33:41,633 Courage, but you were part of 2574 01:33:41,633 --> 01:33:43,200 The team that took out the 2575 01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:44,800 Wickedest witch that ever was. 2576 01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:46,900 Shakin' the whole time. 2577 01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:48,433 Being scared of scary stuff 2578 01:33:48,433 --> 01:33:50,533 Is smart. 2579 01:33:50,533 --> 01:33:52,700 Respecting danger but still 2580 01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:55,300 Takin' care of business? 2581 01:33:55,300 --> 01:33:58,467 Ace, that's courage! 2582 01:33:58,467 --> 01:34:00,067 What'd'ya know? 2583 01:34:00,067 --> 01:34:03,200 I got courage. 2584 01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:04,267 And scarecrow, you say you 2585 01:34:04,267 --> 01:34:06,933 Got no brain? 2586 01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:08,500 The surest sign that you're 2587 01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:10,067 Talking to a dummy is when he 2588 01:34:10,067 --> 01:34:12,733 Tells you he knows it all. 2589 01:34:12,733 --> 01:34:13,800 It takes a quality mind to know 2590 01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:15,367 That there's always more to 2591 01:34:15,367 --> 01:34:17,467 Learn. 2592 01:34:17,467 --> 01:34:18,533 You, my friend, are of that 2593 01:34:18,533 --> 01:34:20,633 Brainiac persuasion. 2594 01:34:20,633 --> 01:34:22,767 So, knowing that I know 2595 01:34:22,767 --> 01:34:25,933 Nothing proves I know something? 2596 01:34:25,933 --> 01:34:30,667 What do you know? 2597 01:34:30,667 --> 01:34:32,267 And you, tinman. 2598 01:34:32,267 --> 01:34:34,900 No heart? 2599 01:34:34,900 --> 01:34:36,500 You haven't left Dorothy's side 2600 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:39,133 Since you got here. 2601 01:34:39,133 --> 01:34:41,767 If the way you protect her isn't 2602 01:34:41,767 --> 01:34:42,833 Proof of a good heart, then I 2603 01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:46,500 Don't know what is. 2604 01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:49,167 Oh, I know I have a heart 2605 01:34:49,167 --> 01:34:50,733 Because, just thinking about 2606 01:34:50,733 --> 01:34:52,333 Dorothy leaving, has it 2607 01:34:52,333 --> 01:34:55,500 Breaking. 2608 01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:56,567 Don't start getting all 2609 01:34:56,567 --> 01:35:00,267 Rusted up again. 2610 01:35:00,267 --> 01:35:02,367 Besides, I'm not going anywhere, 2611 01:35:02,367 --> 01:35:06,067 Am I, miss wiz? 2612 01:35:06,067 --> 01:35:07,633 Home is a place. 2613 01:35:07,633 --> 01:35:08,700 No fancy words are going to get 2614 01:35:08,700 --> 01:35:15,833 Me there. 2615 01:35:15,833 --> 01:35:17,567 I'm sorry to say the little 2616 01:35:17,567 --> 01:35:19,133 Sister's right. 2617 01:35:19,133 --> 01:35:20,167 Excuse me, but didn't you say 2618 01:35:20,167 --> 01:35:21,267 You've got a balloon? 2619 01:35:21,267 --> 01:35:23,133 The balloon? 2620 01:35:23,133 --> 01:35:24,300 Surely 2621 01:35:24,300 --> 01:35:25,867 You're not suggesting... 2622 01:35:25,867 --> 01:35:26,933 Why not? 2623 01:35:26,933 --> 01:35:27,500 And leave all this? 2624 01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:29,067 I got a title. 2625 01:35:29,067 --> 01:35:31,167 I got a throne room. 2626 01:35:31,167 --> 01:35:32,733 I got folks so scared of me they 2627 01:35:32,733 --> 01:35:34,833 Dare not knock on my door. 2628 01:35:34,833 --> 01:35:36,433 Now that's a great way to 2629 01:35:36,433 --> 01:35:38,067 Live. 2630 01:35:38,067 --> 01:35:41,167 Locked inside a fancy prison 2631 01:35:41,167 --> 01:35:42,200 Lest somebody figure out who you 2632 01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:43,267 Really are. 2633 01:35:43,267 --> 01:35:44,833 Let her be. 2634 01:35:44,833 --> 01:35:45,900 She got a right to choose the 2635 01:35:45,900 --> 01:35:48,567 Way she wants to live. 2636 01:35:48,567 --> 01:35:50,133 Maybe she don't want no friends 2637 01:35:50,133 --> 01:35:51,700 Or family. 2638 01:35:51,700 --> 01:35:53,300 Maybe she don't care about the 2639 01:35:53,300 --> 01:35:54,333 Wonderful world just beyond 2640 01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:55,933 Those doors. 2641 01:35:55,933 --> 01:35:58,567 Yeah. 2642 01:35:58,567 --> 01:36:00,133 Maybe she don't miss 2643 01:36:00,133 --> 01:36:04,333 Conversatin' or sharing a laugh. 2644 01:36:04,333 --> 01:36:06,467 Maybe she don't need to feel a 2645 01:36:06,467 --> 01:36:09,100 Warm hug or a friendly handshake 2646 01:36:09,100 --> 01:36:10,167 Or a loving kiss ever again. 2647 01:36:10,167 --> 01:36:15,933 Yeah. 2648 01:36:15,933 --> 01:36:17,533 Maybe she wants to be stuck 2649 01:36:17,533 --> 01:36:18,567 In this room, alone in the dark, 2650 01:36:18,567 --> 01:36:19,633 'Til the end of her days. 2651 01:36:19,633 --> 01:36:22,267 Layin' it on a little thick? 2652 01:36:22,267 --> 01:36:23,333 All right. 2653 01:36:23,333 --> 01:36:24,367 All right. 2654 01:36:24,367 --> 01:36:28,067 You made your point. 2655 01:36:28,067 --> 01:36:30,733 I've had a nice vacation, maybe 2656 01:36:30,733 --> 01:36:31,800 It's time to get back to the 2657 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:38,500 Real world. 2658 01:36:38,500 --> 01:36:39,700 So, who needs a lift to 2659 01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:40,767 Omaha? 2660 01:36:40,767 --> 01:36:41,833 Me. 2661 01:36:41,833 --> 01:36:43,767 Oh, please, me. 2662 01:37:01,067 --> 01:37:04,300 Citizens of oz. 2663 01:37:04,300 --> 01:37:05,367 There is a time to every purpose 2664 01:37:05,367 --> 01:37:06,933 Under heaven. 2665 01:37:06,933 --> 01:37:09,067 A time to keep. 2666 01:37:09,067 --> 01:37:12,767 And a time to cast away. 2667 01:37:12,767 --> 01:37:13,800 Sadly, I'll admit, now is the 2668 01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:17,467 Time to split. 2669 01:37:17,467 --> 01:37:19,100 Friends, it is not enough to 2670 01:37:19,100 --> 01:37:21,200 Know where you are going. 2671 01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:22,233 You also need to know where you 2672 01:37:22,233 --> 01:37:24,333 Are coming from. 2673 01:37:24,333 --> 01:37:27,500 Today, I go forward to go back. 2674 01:37:27,500 --> 01:37:29,100 But before I do, let me leave 2675 01:37:29,100 --> 01:37:31,067 You with this... 2676 01:37:31,733 --> 01:37:33,833 ** 2677 01:37:33,833 --> 01:37:34,900 * I got to leave 2678 01:37:34,900 --> 01:37:36,500 So I've packed my bag 2679 01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:38,600 And I'm goin' 2680 01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:40,200 I got a date * 2681 01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:41,767 * so don't you ask me to stay 2682 01:37:41,767 --> 01:37:46,067 'Cause I'm showin' 2683 01:37:46,067 --> 01:37:47,567 You were always ready 2684 01:37:47,567 --> 01:37:49,667 For new wizardry * 2685 01:37:49,667 --> 01:37:51,267 * you must have thought 2686 01:37:51,267 --> 01:37:52,833 That miracles came easy to me 2687 01:37:52,833 --> 01:37:54,433 Take what I give you 2688 01:37:54,433 --> 01:37:56,067 And put it up on a shelf * 2689 01:37:56,067 --> 01:37:57,100 * 'cause now it's time 2690 01:37:57,100 --> 01:37:58,133 For this here wiz 2691 01:37:58,133 --> 01:38:00,233 To wiz on herself 2692 01:38:00,233 --> 01:38:04,433 And I'm wizin' * 2693 01:38:04,433 --> 01:38:06,067 * give me a reason 2694 01:38:06,067 --> 01:38:07,633 Why I should stay 2695 01:38:07,633 --> 01:38:10,267 And I'll judge it 2696 01:38:10,267 --> 01:38:13,400 My mind is made up * 2697 01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:15,067 * so nothin' you say's 2698 01:38:15,067 --> 01:38:17,633 Gonna budge it 2699 01:38:17,633 --> 01:38:19,233 Y 'all copped a whole lot of 2700 01:38:19,233 --> 01:38:21,867 Magic from me * 2701 01:38:21,867 --> 01:38:23,433 * but this the greatest magic 2702 01:38:23,433 --> 01:38:24,500 That you'll ever see 2703 01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:25,567 If you blink more than 2704 01:38:25,567 --> 01:38:26,600 One time * 2705 01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:28,733 * the kid will be gone 2706 01:38:28,733 --> 01:38:30,867 And you will have to hook up 2707 01:38:30,867 --> 01:38:32,467 The rest on your own 2708 01:38:32,467 --> 01:38:33,500 And do you know * 2709 01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:36,133 * what I think about that 2710 01:38:36,133 --> 01:38:41,933 Your work's cut out for you 2711 01:38:41,933 --> 01:38:45,267 It's not about 2712 01:38:45,267 --> 01:38:46,300 Ifs, buts or ands * 2713 01:38:46,300 --> 01:38:47,367 * 'cause when I leave 2714 01:38:47,367 --> 01:38:48,933 This town 2715 01:38:48,933 --> 01:38:50,533 I'm leaving it all in 2716 01:38:50,533 --> 01:38:51,600 Your hands * 2717 01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:52,667 * I packed all my clothes 2718 01:38:52,667 --> 01:38:53,733 And I packed up my power 2719 01:38:53,733 --> 01:38:54,767 I'm leavin' this place * 2720 01:38:54,767 --> 01:38:55,300 * in less than 2721 01:38:55,300 --> 01:38:56,900 One half an hour 2722 01:38:56,900 --> 01:38:59,067 If you look up in the sky 2723 01:38:59,067 --> 01:39:00,600 You'll know just who it is * 2724 01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:02,167 * it's not a bird or a plane 2725 01:39:02,167 --> 01:39:04,267 It's just a little ole wiz 2726 01:39:04,267 --> 01:39:05,833 And guess who's on 2727 01:39:05,833 --> 01:39:07,967 After that * 2728 01:39:07,967 --> 01:39:08,967 * y'all got it 2729 01:39:08,967 --> 01:39:10,567 Y'all got it 2730 01:39:10,567 --> 01:39:13,233 Y'all got it 2731 01:39:13,233 --> 01:39:15,333 Talkin' 'bout leavin' here * 2732 01:39:15,333 --> 01:39:16,900 * y'all got it 2733 01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:18,500 Y'all got it 2734 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:20,600 Y'all got it 2735 01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:23,233 Talkin' 'bout leavin' here * 2736 01:39:23,233 --> 01:39:24,300 * y'all got it 2737 01:39:24,300 --> 01:39:26,400 Y'all got it 2738 01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:27,467 Y'all got it 2739 01:39:27,467 --> 01:39:29,567 Y'all got it * 2740 01:39:29,567 --> 01:39:31,167 * y'all got it 2741 01:39:31,167 --> 01:39:32,733 Y'all got it 2742 01:39:32,733 --> 01:39:36,433 Y'all got it * 2743 01:39:36,433 --> 01:39:37,500 * y'all got it 2744 01:39:37,500 --> 01:39:41,567 Y'all got it * 2745 01:39:44,867 --> 01:39:46,500 Y'all got it! 2746 01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:47,533 And now, Dorothy, it's time to 2747 01:39:47,533 --> 01:39:48,567 Fly! 2748 01:39:48,567 --> 01:39:49,633 Dorothy! 2749 01:39:49,633 --> 01:39:53,333 Quick! 2750 01:39:53,333 --> 01:39:55,433 No. 2751 01:39:55,433 --> 01:39:56,500 Wait! 2752 01:39:56,500 --> 01:39:57,533 I don't belong in Omaha. 2753 01:39:57,533 --> 01:39:58,600 What? 2754 01:39:58,600 --> 01:39:59,633 Dorothy, hurry! 2755 01:39:59,633 --> 01:40:00,667 No. 2756 01:40:00,667 --> 01:40:04,900 Go on, miss wiz. 2757 01:40:04,900 --> 01:40:05,433 Are you sure? 2758 01:40:05,433 --> 01:40:06,500 I'm sure. 2759 01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:11,767 Goodbye. 2760 01:40:11,767 --> 01:40:12,833 Goodbye. 2761 01:40:12,833 --> 01:40:13,867 But, Dorothy, that was your 2762 01:40:13,867 --> 01:40:15,467 Ride home. 2763 01:40:15,467 --> 01:40:16,533 That's what I thought, but I 2764 01:40:16,533 --> 01:40:24,967 Couldn't have been more wrong. 2765 01:40:24,967 --> 01:40:30,033 Addaperle! 2766 01:40:30,033 --> 01:40:32,800 Dorothy Gale, what are you 2767 01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:35,500 Still doing here? 2768 01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:37,633 You joined the circus? 2769 01:40:37,633 --> 01:40:45,767 These are my friends. 2770 01:40:45,767 --> 01:40:47,767 You figured it out, didn't 2771 01:40:47,767 --> 01:40:50,167 You? 2772 01:40:50,167 --> 01:40:51,033 I think so. 2773 01:40:51,033 --> 01:40:52,033 Omaha was the place I was born. 2774 01:40:52,033 --> 01:40:53,100 But my home, the place I belong, 2775 01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:54,133 Is with aunt em in Kansas. 2776 01:40:54,133 --> 01:40:55,200 Is that right? 2777 01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:56,267 Good girl. 2778 01:40:56,267 --> 01:40:57,300 Home isn't where you live. 2779 01:40:57,300 --> 01:40:58,900 It's where you love. 2780 01:40:58,900 --> 01:41:01,067 I'm so proud of you. 2781 01:41:01,067 --> 01:41:02,067 Does that mean I can go back 2782 01:41:02,067 --> 01:41:03,100 Now? 2783 01:41:03,100 --> 01:41:04,167 Can you take me, please? 2784 01:41:04,167 --> 01:41:08,433 Me? 2785 01:41:08,433 --> 01:41:10,100 Oh, no, no, no. 2786 01:41:10,100 --> 01:41:11,133 Out of my juris-prudence. 2787 01:41:11,133 --> 01:41:33,833 But I may know someone who can. 2788 01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:36,467 Oh, she's beautiful! 2789 01:41:36,467 --> 01:41:37,533 Did I lie? 2790 01:41:37,533 --> 01:41:39,100 Dorothy, this is my sister 2791 01:41:39,100 --> 01:41:40,667 Glinda, the good witch of the 2792 01:41:40,667 --> 01:41:42,800 South. 2793 01:41:42,800 --> 01:41:46,500 Hello, Dorothy. 2794 01:41:46,500 --> 01:41:48,600 A pleasure to see you up close 2795 01:41:48,600 --> 01:41:50,200 Instead of from far away. 2796 01:41:50,200 --> 01:41:52,833 From far away? 2797 01:41:52,833 --> 01:41:54,400 I've had my eye on you every 2798 01:41:54,400 --> 01:41:56,567 Step of the way. 2799 01:41:56,567 --> 01:41:58,100 I think I already knew that. 2800 01:41:58,100 --> 01:41:59,667 I always felt someone watching 2801 01:41:59,667 --> 01:42:00,733 Over me. 2802 01:42:00,733 --> 01:42:01,767 That's the power of love, 2803 01:42:01,767 --> 01:42:02,800 Baby. 2804 01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:05,467 You are never alone. 2805 01:42:05,467 --> 01:42:07,067 Your aunt em and so many others 2806 01:42:07,067 --> 01:42:14,300 Are keepin' watch on you. 2807 01:42:14,300 --> 01:42:16,200 I'm really tired. 2808 01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:16,933 Would it be all right if I went 2809 01:42:16,933 --> 01:42:17,800 Back home now? 2810 01:42:17,800 --> 01:42:18,867 You've had the power to go 2811 01:42:18,867 --> 01:42:20,433 Home anytime. 2812 01:42:20,433 --> 01:42:21,500 Addaperle, why didn't you tell 2813 01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:24,100 The child? 2814 01:42:24,100 --> 01:42:25,167 I thought maybe she'd like to 2815 01:42:25,167 --> 01:42:29,700 Meet you first. 2816 01:42:29,700 --> 01:42:31,500 It's these shoes, right? 2817 01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:32,567 They have the magic to send me 2818 01:42:32,567 --> 01:42:33,600 Home. 2819 01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:37,467 No, darling. 2820 01:42:37,467 --> 01:42:44,900 The magic is inside you. 2821 01:42:44,900 --> 01:42:46,333 The magic's in you. 2822 01:42:47,533 --> 01:42:49,633 ** 2823 01:42:49,633 --> 01:42:51,200 * if you believe 2824 01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:52,267 Within your heart you'll know 2825 01:42:52,267 --> 01:42:55,433 That no one can change 2826 01:42:55,433 --> 01:43:02,833 The path you must go * 2827 01:43:02,833 --> 01:43:08,067 * believe what you feel 2828 01:43:08,067 --> 01:43:11,867 And know you're right 2829 01:43:11,867 --> 01:43:14,667 Because the time will 2830 01:43:14,667 --> 01:43:19,967 Come around * 2831 01:43:19,967 --> 01:43:27,900 * when you say it's yours 2832 01:43:27,900 --> 01:43:32,600 Believe that you can go home 2833 01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:35,267 Believe you can float 2834 01:43:35,267 --> 01:43:38,433 On air * 2835 01:43:38,433 --> 01:43:40,533 * then click your heels 2836 01:43:40,533 --> 01:43:45,833 Three times 2837 01:43:45,833 --> 01:43:48,467 If you believe, oh 2838 01:43:48,467 --> 01:43:55,300 Then you'll be there * 2839 01:43:55,300 --> 01:43:57,933 * believe in yourself 2840 01:43:57,933 --> 01:44:01,633 Right from the start 2841 01:44:01,633 --> 01:44:04,833 Believe in the magic 2842 01:44:04,833 --> 01:44:07,433 Right there in your heart * 2843 01:44:07,433 --> 01:44:10,100 * believe all these things 2844 01:44:10,100 --> 01:44:16,933 Not because I told you to 2845 01:44:16,933 --> 01:44:24,300 But believe in yourself 2846 01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:29,600 Believe in yourself * 2847 01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:33,833 * believe in yourself 2848 01:44:33,833 --> 01:44:46,333 As I believe in you * 2849 01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:56,500 Thank you. 2850 01:44:56,500 --> 01:45:00,200 Remember... click your heels 2851 01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:01,833 Together three times and think 2852 01:45:01,833 --> 01:45:08,133 Of home. 2853 01:45:08,133 --> 01:45:11,333 Come along, addaperle. 2854 01:45:11,333 --> 01:45:12,900 We got a lot of catching up to 2855 01:45:12,900 --> 01:45:13,933 Do. 2856 01:45:13,933 --> 01:45:15,533 Goodbye, Dorothy. 2857 01:45:15,533 --> 01:45:17,633 Goodbye, Dorothy. 2858 01:45:17,633 --> 01:45:19,767 Goodbye, addaperle. 2859 01:45:19,767 --> 01:45:21,867 Thank you, glinda. 2860 01:45:21,867 --> 01:45:26,633 Goodbye. 2861 01:45:26,633 --> 01:45:27,667 Could that be all there is to 2862 01:45:27,667 --> 01:45:29,800 It? 2863 01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:31,900 You just click your heels 2864 01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:33,467 Together three times and you're 2865 01:45:33,467 --> 01:45:34,533 Home? 2866 01:45:34,533 --> 01:45:35,600 It makes no sense, so it must 2867 01:45:35,600 --> 01:45:37,200 Be so. 2868 01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:40,867 The truth is like that. 2869 01:45:40,867 --> 01:45:41,900 But if you'd known before you 2870 01:45:41,900 --> 01:45:42,967 Wouldn't have had to battle 2871 01:45:42,967 --> 01:45:44,533 Evillene or argue with the wiz 2872 01:45:44,533 --> 01:45:46,667 Or even meet me. 2873 01:45:46,667 --> 01:45:47,700 Or me. 2874 01:45:47,700 --> 01:45:50,867 Or me. 2875 01:45:50,867 --> 01:45:52,967 Oh, I wouldn't have missed 2876 01:45:52,967 --> 01:45:56,667 Meeting you for anything. 2877 01:45:56,667 --> 01:46:02,433 Promise that you'll remember me. 2878 01:46:02,433 --> 01:46:09,333 Keep me in your heart. 2879 01:46:09,333 --> 01:46:11,400 And let me, now and then, come 2880 01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:18,300 To mind. 2881 01:46:18,300 --> 01:46:23,267 And maybe, just maybe, if I hang 2882 01:46:23,267 --> 01:46:25,133 On to these shoes, they'll 2883 01:46:25,133 --> 01:46:26,200 Lead me back to you someday. 2884 01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:28,867 Oh, please try. 2885 01:46:28,867 --> 01:46:30,600 I will. 2886 01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:32,167 But right now, I think I hear 2887 01:46:32,167 --> 01:46:34,167 Aunt em calling. 2888 01:46:35,333 --> 01:46:36,900 ** 2889 01:46:36,900 --> 01:46:37,967 * when I think of home 2890 01:46:37,967 --> 01:46:39,567 I think of a place 2891 01:46:39,567 --> 01:46:40,633 Where there's love 2892 01:46:40,633 --> 01:46:44,333 Overflowing * 2893 01:46:44,333 --> 01:46:46,433 * I wish I was home 2894 01:46:46,433 --> 01:46:48,067 I wish I was back there 2895 01:46:48,067 --> 01:46:50,667 With the things I've been 2896 01:46:50,667 --> 01:46:53,800 Knowing * 2897 01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:55,400 * wind that makes the 2898 01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:57,067 Tall grass 2899 01:46:57,067 --> 01:46:59,100 Bend into leaning * 2900 01:46:59,100 --> 01:47:00,167 * suddenly the raindrops 2901 01:47:00,167 --> 01:47:01,733 That fall 2902 01:47:01,733 --> 01:47:04,367 Have a meaning * 2903 01:47:04,367 --> 01:47:09,667 * sprinkling the scene 2904 01:47:09,667 --> 01:47:15,967 Makes it all clean 2905 01:47:15,967 --> 01:47:18,100 Maybe there's a chance * 2906 01:47:18,100 --> 01:47:20,733 * for me to go back 2907 01:47:20,733 --> 01:47:25,467 Now that I have some direction 2908 01:47:25,467 --> 01:47:27,567 It sure would be nice to be 2909 01:47:27,567 --> 01:47:29,700 Back home * 2910 01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:31,800 * where there's love and 2911 01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:34,933 Affection 2912 01:47:34,933 --> 01:47:37,067 And just maybe I can 2913 01:47:37,067 --> 01:47:39,167 Convince time * 2914 01:47:39,167 --> 01:47:40,733 * to slow up 2915 01:47:40,733 --> 01:47:41,800 Giving me enough time 2916 01:47:41,800 --> 01:47:42,833 In my life 2917 01:47:42,833 --> 01:47:46,067 To grow up * 2918 01:47:46,067 --> 01:47:50,733 * time, be my friend 2919 01:47:50,733 --> 01:47:57,067 Let me start again 2920 01:47:57,067 --> 01:47:59,700 Suddenly my world's gone 2921 01:47:59,700 --> 01:48:02,367 And changed its face * 2922 01:48:02,367 --> 01:48:03,900 * but still I know where 2923 01:48:03,900 --> 01:48:07,067 I'm going 2924 01:48:07,067 --> 01:48:09,733 I have had my mind 2925 01:48:09,733 --> 01:48:11,833 Spun around in space * 2926 01:48:11,833 --> 01:48:13,400 * and yet I've watched it 2927 01:48:13,400 --> 01:48:17,133 Growing 2928 01:48:17,133 --> 01:48:19,200 And if you're listening God 2929 01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:20,267 Please don't make it * 2930 01:48:20,267 --> 01:48:21,833 * hard to know 2931 01:48:21,833 --> 01:48:22,900 If we should believe 2932 01:48:22,900 --> 01:48:25,533 The things we see * 2933 01:48:25,533 --> 01:48:27,133 * tell us 2934 01:48:27,133 --> 01:48:28,200 Would we try and stay 2935 01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:30,300 Or should we run away 2936 01:48:30,300 --> 01:48:31,867 Or is it better * 2937 01:48:31,867 --> 01:48:35,567 * just to let things be 2938 01:48:35,567 --> 01:48:38,200 Living here in this 2939 01:48:38,200 --> 01:48:41,367 Brand new world 2940 01:48:41,367 --> 01:48:46,100 Might be a fantasy * 2941 01:48:46,100 --> 01:48:51,367 * but it's taught me to love 2942 01:48:51,367 --> 01:48:56,600 So it's real to me 2943 01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:59,233 And I learned that we must 2944 01:48:59,233 --> 01:49:03,967 Look inside our hearts * 2945 01:49:03,967 --> 01:49:06,067 * to find a world 2946 01:49:06,067 --> 01:49:08,700 Full of love * 2947 01:49:08,700 --> 01:49:10,267 * like yours 2948 01:49:10,267 --> 01:49:15,567 Like mine 2949 01:49:15,567 --> 01:49:28,067 Like home ** 2950 01:49:30,333 --> 01:49:35,267 Toto, aunt em! 176933