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Don't worry, everyone.
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I'll shoot 'er down
with my assault rifle.
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Move over!
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I'll handle this.
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Dang, I really wanted
to shoot somethin'.
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Look out!
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Cow in danger.
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Huh?
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You're not a real cow.
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"Surprise Stripperella.
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"You're dead"?
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Stuntman supplies, crashpads.
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Stunt man supplies?
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Shouldn't it be
"stunt person" supplies?
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I had the worst nightmare.
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I was giving a speech
in front of all these people
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and then I realized
I was in my undies!
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It was so embarrassing!
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Hey, Erotica i...
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Ugh!
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Oh, Kevin, I'm so sorry.
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I'm just real jumpy.
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Someone keeps trying to kill me
and it's making me on edge.
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Someone's trying to kill you?
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No... not me.
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Someone's trying to
kill... someone else
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and it's just really
stressing me out.
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Hey, Erotica, you got a second?
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Sure.
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A second... a minute..
A lifetime...
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Now, why didn't
she kick his privates?
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Um, I was wondering,
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how do you feel about
dating someone you work with?
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Um, I don't have
a problem with that.
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You don't think
it's inappropriate,
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that it could get complicated?
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No, if two people want to
be together they should...
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Gun!
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Hi-yah!
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Erotica, what is with you?!
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That's one of them new
novelty cell phones
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it just looks like a gun!
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See?
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I don't know
what's gotten into me.
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I just keep overreacting
to everything...
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Bomb!
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Everybody down!
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Huh?
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What did you do that for?
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That was a cake for
my dad's retirement!
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I'm so sorry...
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Well, you should be sorry!
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My mother baked that cake
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right before she passed away!
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So, where were we?
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Um, maybe now's not a good time.
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I should get back to the tunes.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Okay.
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But if it means anything,
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I definitely think two people
that work together can date.
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Uh, Erotica, maybe...
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Uhh!
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Ahh!
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The pressure of living this
double life is getting to me.
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I feel responsible for
the entire world
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and there's a guy at work I like
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and it's impossible for me
to get close to anybody
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because I always have to
lie about who I really am.
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I'm not a good liar.
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There are ants in my kitchen,
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my toilet's making
a funny noise,
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and on top of all that...
Someone's trying to kill me.
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You're holding back.
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It's just hard
to get close to someone.
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I want to fall in love
but I feel so guarded
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because of my secret life.
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Stripperella, I want you
to squeeze my balls.
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Excuse me?
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My stress balls.
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I'm thinking of marketing them,
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but I'm still testing them out.
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Here, you can have
some of my "testies".
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Whenever you're stressed,
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I want you to close your eyes
take a deep breath,
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and channel all of your
negative energy into my balls.
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Wow, you know,
I feel better already.
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Uh, yes...
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I'll get you some more.
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Let me grab some more testies
out of my ball sack.
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Oh my, look at that,
a naked lady.
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I'm not seeing it.
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Excuse me, that's my
birth control pill phone.
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I gotta take this.
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I missed it once
and I got in big trouble.
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Chief stroganoff, agent 69 here.
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Stripperella, I need you
to meet me
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at the old corn field
right away,
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it's an emergency.
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I'll be right there.
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Chief here.
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Chief, I'm at the cornfield.
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Where are you?
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What cornfield?
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What are you talking about?
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You called me and told me
to meet you here.
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Nope, wasn't me.
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I'm guessing someone hacked into
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our secret organization's
system to call you
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and make it look like it
was coming from my number.
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Then they probably
used a computer
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to match my voice print and
fool you into going down there.
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It's probably the person
who's been trying to kill you.
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Well, I gotta run.
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Time for my Botox injections.
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Invisible bulletproof umbrella,
don't fail me now!
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Damn invisible
bulletproof umbrella.
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I'll kill you yet!
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"I'm gonna kill you,
Stripperella.
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"You really got lucky this time,
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"but you can't escape forever.
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"Seriously,
your days are numbered.
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"I won't stop until
you're deed...
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Oops, that was
supposed to say 'dead'."
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Gentlemen, put your
hands together
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for the enchanting,
exhilarating, exquisite,
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Erotica!
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Ahh!
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Huh?
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Uh...
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Let's have another round
of applause for Erotica!
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Now, get ready for Giselle
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and her spicy tribute
to ice hockey.
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Ooh, I've got a zamboni...
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Thanks for covering for me.
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I don't know what's
gotten into me lately.
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Oh, no problem.
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You know, I've been thinking
about what you were saying
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about two people
at work dating...
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Really?
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Hey, you know there's an
old horror movie festival
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this weekend, downtown.
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I love horror movies.
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Oh, awesome, I love
horror movies too.
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Wow, we have so much in...
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Ooh...
I gotta go.
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Aaagh!
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Don't hurt me, don't hurt me!
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Whew... aah!
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Oopsie...
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Chief stroganoff, agent 69
reporting for duty.
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What are you doing?!
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I'm performing a bris.
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Wait!
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You can't perform a
circumcision with a chainsaw!
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Right!
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Thank god I'm not religious.
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Sorry, wiensteins, mazeltov.
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So, why'd you call me down here?
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We know who's
trying to kill you.
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Who?
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Special agent 14
will fill you in.
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Send in special agent 14.
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Chief...
Stripperella.
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I was able to do a handwriting
analysis on the skywriting.
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Wouldn't it have been easier
to do a hand-writing analysis
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from one of those
hand-written death threats?
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Yes, but this was funnier.
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Anyhow, I found that the
skywriting is a direct match
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with the signature of...
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Queen clitoris.
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Notice the fancy
loops on the "e" s.
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Queen clitoris?!
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That was clitoris
under that hood?
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She must still be angry
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because I thwarted her plans
to blow up the world.
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You've obviously
stimulated clitoris
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and got her all worked up.
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I think you need to
finish her off.
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You're right, I can't just
wait around for her
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to try to kill me... again.
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I'm gonna bring her to me.
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How?
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I'm gonna lure her with the one
thing I know she can't resist.
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The world's greatest
Latin lover, Armando.
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I think I know someone else
who cannot resist Armando...
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Stripperella.
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Well, I guess he's kind of cute.
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Oh, I just can't believe...
Oh, thank you.
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Ahhh...
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Stripperella?
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Armando, I just had to see you.
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You want me to sign
for you a copy of my book,
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"how to be making the love,
Armando teach you."
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No, well, yes,
I would like that.
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But that's now why I'm here.
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I waited in line
two and a half hours
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to tell you that my life is
in danger and I need your help.
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Then my help you must have.
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Armando will return to sign your
books and your boobies later.
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But, for now, Armando must go.
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For, I am the
world's greatest lover.
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That is my gift,
that is my curse.
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Aww...
Aww... aww...
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Let's go.
Ooh!
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Leonard?
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Stripperella?
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How did you know my name?
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Oh, uh, I heard her say it.
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Wait a minute...
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How does she know my name?
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Based on our
previous surveillance
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of queen clitoris,
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we know that she frequents
Armando's website.
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I am placing a message to
queen clitoris on your site,
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saying that you want to make
mad passionate whoopie to her.
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Now all we have to do is
wait for her to respond.
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Armando, thank you
so much for helping us.
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If anyone can handle
clitoris, it's me.
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Hey, maybe when
I'm done handling her,
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I will handle you,
if you know what I mean...
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Ooh...
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Stripperella and Armando
sitting in a tree
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k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes...
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Quit it!
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K-i-s...
Cooking?
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Bingo!
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Clitoris has responded!
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She wants Armando to
meet her tonight at midnight
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at a bar called
"the wet spot."
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The wet spot?
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The wet spot...
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It's a little hole in the wall,
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at the corner of canal street
and bush drive,
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it's in the
meat packing district.
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Armando knows
where the wet spot is.
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I can smell clitoris
right on our fingertips.
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All right, gentlemen,
feeling sick?
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Take two ass-pirin and
call her in the morning.
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Here's cat.
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And so, whenever I'm stressed,
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I just squeeze these balls
and I feel better.
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These two are just testies.
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I have so many responses to that
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I'm just not gonna say anything.
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Well, Erotica,
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I took your advice about
asking someone out at work.
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I asked persephone to go with me
to the horror fest on Friday.
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Oh...
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Persephone is the girl you
were talking about at work.
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I knew that.
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She said no.
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Wow, I don't think persephone's
ever said no to a guy.
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Get this, after all that
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she said she doesn't believe
in dating people at work.
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That's great!
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It is?
No...
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I really wanted
to go to that horror fest.
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Hey, hey you wanted to go
to the horror fest, too!
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I sure do!
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Erotica, what do you say
the two of us...
262
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,167
Yeah...
263
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,704
Get a bunch of people together
from work and we'll all go!
264
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,205
I'd love to!
265
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,940
Go with everyone.
266
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,110
Oh, it's the chief...
267
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,479
I mean, the chef.
268
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,248
What is it, chief?
269
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,117
There's been a slight
change in plans.
270
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,797
Clitoris switched
the meeting with Armando
271
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,387
from midnight to 10:00.
272
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,521
10:00?
273
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,903
That's only
two minutes from now.
274
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,832
I probably should have
called you six hours ago
275
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,059
when I first found out,
276
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,595
but I was watching the d.V.D.
Of "Bridget Jones's diary."
277
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,731
It's got over six hours
of deleted scenes.
278
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,734
Did you know
that Renee zellweger
279
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,670
gained 475 pounds to
play the part of...
280
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,518
Queen clitoris?
281
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:24,588
Armando, my love...
282
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,858
Geww...
283
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,192
Eww...
284
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:32,430
I mean... oh, baby, you are
just like I remember you.
285
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,933
You are so sexy... Ish.
286
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,003
Come, join me.
287
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,180
Champagne, my love?
288
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,282
Oh god, yes.
289
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,690
Kiss me, you Latin hunk.
290
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,525
Uhh...
291
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,046
Stripperella, my baby!
292
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:26,083
Oh, help Stripperella, my baby!
293
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,688
My baby is stuck
in that mailbox!
294
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,595
I meant to mail this package
and I got confused and...
295
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,464
Okay, I'll save your baby.
296
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,633
But I'm in a hurry.
297
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,508
Armando, you seem distracted.
298
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,510
Only by your, uh...
299
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,579
Beauty?
300
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,915
Let's go back
to my secret evil lair.
301
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:01,185
Maybe we should linger here
for a little... aah!
302
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,563
Oh!
303
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,432
Oh, honey!
304
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,837
One other thing,
there was a misunderstanding
305
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:23,073
and I wrote a letter to my boss
calling him a "big, fat idiot"
306
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,843
and I need it back
or I'll be fired.
307
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,879
Can you help me
find it in there?
308
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,747
No!
309
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,449
Well, thanks for nothing!
310
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,025
Armando?
311
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,731
Stripperella, I got here
as soon as I could.
312
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,599
They're not here,
we missed them!
313
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,834
Armando's Latin,
hunky life is in danger
314
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,369
and it's all my fault!
315
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,604
Not to worry.
316
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,340
We replaced Armando's kidney
with a tracking device.
317
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,608
His kidney?
318
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,670
You couldn't have just
taped something to his body
319
00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:00,923
or put something in his pocket?
320
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,181
He already had stuff
in his pockets.
321
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,582
Now, quit wasting time.
322
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,786
Go save Armando and lick
clitoris once and for all!
323
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:18,595
Continue in the
straight direction.
324
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,033
Take a left at the next right.
325
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:27,271
Ahead, you will find
a bushy hole.
326
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:30,340
Armando is around
here, somewhere.
327
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,044
Armando's gotta be
around here somewhere.
328
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,216
He must be inside
this bushy tunnel.
329
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,257
Mmm, that was great.
330
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,027
Let's do it again.
331
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,696
Is not three times enough?
332
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,166
I said let's do it again!
333
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,101
You'll be doing nothing again!
334
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,535
Stripperella!
335
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,204
Stripperella get me out of here!
336
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,672
Get you out of here?
337
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,640
Armando, I thought
we had something...
338
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,944
No, it's just that I have to
be up early for work tomorrow.
339
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,546
I'll call you...
I promise.
340
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,981
You're just like
every other guy.
341
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,548
You just wanted to
have sex with me,
342
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,885
and now you want
nothing to do with me!
343
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,587
I did not want to have
the sex with you, trust me.
344
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,322
I'll give you
two choices, clitoris.
345
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,123
You can either come quietly,
346
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,693
or come screaming
after I work you over.
347
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,263
I'm not coming at all.
348
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,265
I think I'll choose
option number three.
349
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,466
That's the one where
I kill you both!
350
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,170
She's got a gun,
she's got a gun!
351
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,139
Get over there by Stripperella.
352
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,044
Let's see,
who should I shoot first?
353
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,880
Don't stress, Stripperella,
just take a deep breath.
354
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,683
Oh, I wish
I had my stress balls...
355
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,086
Sorry, Armando.
356
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,623
Gaaah!!!
357
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,725
Oohhh!!!
358
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,695
Oh, I feel much better.
359
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,162
What was that all about?
360
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,465
Hah!
361
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,701
It was about
creating a diversion.
362
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,304
Now it's time to go
downtown, clitoris.
363
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,841
Can someone call a doctor?
364
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,378
Preferably a sexy female doctor?
365
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,994
Excuse me, I know we're
in the middle of nowhere,
366
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,631
but do you know if there's
bathroom around here?
367
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,933
Uh-huh...
368
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,437
Isn't that the abandoned
insane asylum
369
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,140
where all those kids
were murdered 10 years ago
370
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,475
this very night?
371
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,477
Yeah...
372
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,446
Well, when you gotta go,
you gotta go.
373
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,024
Leonard, please...
Not so tight.
374
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,962
Oh, don't go in there!
375
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:07,098
Don't go in there!
376
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,399
Ahhh!
377
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,035
Oh, she went in there...
378
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,071
I'm really glad we did this.
379
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,339
Me, too.
380
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,674
Ahhh!
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