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One day, a young woman was working at a drugstore.

Another day, another way for me to open up to you.

Be careful, in the black box, I put another green box, green as drugstore.

Do you remember?

Malo. Yes, the green box, yes.

There you go, and I put you bandages and spiff.

What's that? I'm dying to speak Japanese.

Don't worry about that.

I'm begging you, if you eat raw fish,

if you have any doubt, eat only rice.

You agree?

Tokyo, Tokyo, Tokyo.

So, counter 66 to 69, all two.

Okay, my son.

What, my son?

We're not leaving him here.

No, no, no. Come on, let's go.

All two.

You wouldn't have left him here?

And if you have any problem,

call my friend Muriel. Remember Muriel?

Yes, Mom, but Muriel is in Osaka.

It's 500 miles from Tokyo.

But someone will be there for you.

He'll take care of you.

Goodbye, my little boy.

Bye.

Take care.

He's calling you Muriel.

Come on.

Hello.

Hello.

Perfect.

Bingo, both of you.

One child at home, we'll be able to kiss in the living room.

I think it's a bit early for a wedding.

Come on.

It's okay.

Hi, everyone.

Hi, darling. How are you?

Hi.

I miss you so much.

Mom, I've been gone for ten days.

I'm so happy I'm gone.

I know, but it's been so long without you.

So, how are you?

What time is it at your place?

Noon.

I'm eating a sandwich before going to class.

How are you?

Great.

The head of the digital department

passed me by.

Really?

They're bastards. Why?

The housekeeper would be lost without my papers

on the mutual seniors or the Ficus' repotting.

So, tell me.

You don't just eat sandwiches.

No, don't worry. Just lunch.

Any news from Juliette?

I saw her yesterday.

She's back to school.

Really?

What about you?

I'm okay. I'm starting to get in the mood.

We're going to Kyoto this weekend.

That's great.

Don't forget to go to class.

Enjoy it, darling. It's going by so fast.

I have to go.

They close the doors five minutes before class.

It was so nice to see you.

Love you.

I love you.

We love you, too.

Love you, darling.

Kisses.

Kisses.

Kisses.

He's your birthday boy. Didn't he wish you one?

Who cares?

That's why we woke him up at 5

so he'd be the first to wish you one.

To see him. That was my gift.

You'll see. Wait till you see my surprise.

We're having dinner at Fulvio's. He's in Pivoine.

Really?

Damn.

Okay. I have a bad feeling.

The price.

Hi.

What is it?

Journalism.

The yogurt. Do we order it or do we take it?

Great. Happy birthday.

Wow. Thank you.

I'm...

What's that?

It's a mini fan.

Discreet, silent, for moments of...

Happy birthday.

53 years old, really?

I would have said 48, 49 at most.

But it's Maria from HR who threw it, not me.

No, no, it's you.

When we went to Prosper's, you said,

Yes, Diane is celebrating her 53rd birthday.

But when was it at Prosper's?

Last night.

We were celebrating my promotion, why didn't you come?

I had something to do.

Something to do?

Too bad.

So the party was a lot less exciting.

For me.

No, you're not supposed to let that slip through post-meet-up.

Of course I let it slip through.

Because if I don't accept to get hit on once a day,

I might as well get a lethal injection.

But it was nice, I think.

Yeah, nice, yeah.

Why wasn't I invited?

Well, yes, you were invited, but you don't read WhatsApps?

Well, yes, I do.

Well, yes, look, it's the Friends and Me group.

Well, I don't follow them.

No, you don't.

Wait, maybe it's in the TEUF group.

There's a TEUF group?

Well, no, you're not in it.

But you have WhatsApp at least?

Yeah, it's good.

Ah, well, you're in the Noël Bureau group.

You see?

And your last message is, I'm taking care of the Christmas bag.

Well, at least you're getting it.

Olive, tonight?

Oh no, tonight I'm going back to the club.

Yes, yes, you're free. You're my friend, you're not letting me go.

You're planning in Venice, I'm organising Diane's birthday at the Arache.

I was planning a romantic head-to-head at Fulvio's,

but apparently she's fed up.

Well, that must be Italian food.

Change the address.

Change the address.

Look, just as I was saying, my present.

It's always said with Diane that as soon as the kids are gone,

we'll take you to a little house on the beach, like that.

Look, this one, there's everything to do.

Yeah, even more.

No, she's got a little boost, that's it.

She just needs that, a project.

Alain, a cabin in a flood zone is not a project, it's often a mistake.

Tonight, 9pm, we're not talking about the kids, we're not talking about work,

and we're not talking about age.

Be careful.

At this point, she's been crying for a year.

Well, it's going to be great, I can't wait, it's great.

Well, I looked at this yogurt maker and I said to myself,

but in fact, she and I are the same.

This yogurt maker, it's me.

Are you sure you're okay?

Well, I have a record old age, so I'm impossible to get rid of.

So I was put in the closet and there were stupid subjects.

I'm telling you, the yogurt maker, it's me.

Please, friends, we are all gathered precisely so that Diane can change her mind.

And who did they give the number to?

We don't care, I wouldn't want to think about it.

Stéphane, a kid who has never managed anything other than a third-year intern.

Do you realize?

Can you tell me why we are so fascinated by the boom of women in business?

No, we're talking about 25-year-old women.

The eternal youth of the woman I love.

25 years of business, you ask for one thing.

For the love of my life.

But resign.

But resign, you're crazy, you.

No one is struggling to recruit junkies.

Marc, it would fit well with Alain's projects.

We are looking for a wet house in New Aquitaine.

But you see, after all, there is not only work in life.

Juliette's daughters, it's going to end up not working one day.

Ah, so I'm just waiting for that.

You're just waiting for that?

Well, yes.

You're just waiting to be a grandfather?

Well, yes.

Well, listen, go get the cake and let's finish it.

Okay, come on.

Cake!

Okay, atmosphere.

I heard what I heard.

Be nice, a little.

No, but help, huh.

And make an effort.

I want to go to bed.

We only have one article to share.

One article to retweet, Jasmine's.

In what world?

We need 5, 10, 15 articles.

The whole number must be retweeted.

I mean, it's not complicated.

Look at the figures.

If we're not in the top 3 of the trends of the day, it's trash.

So what I need is trash.

Okay?

Okay, I want new, heavy, I want readers.

Okay?

Any questions?

So, back to work? Back to work?

Oh, when I was 3 months old,

he brought me coffee, I called him Twiget.

You can take off your glasses, we recognized you.

What's wrong, did you cry?

No, I'm fine.

Are you going to breakfast? I'll come with you.

No, I can't, I have something.

Something? I thought it was more important than breakfast.

What thing?

Something.

Something you couldn't come to?

You have a date?

Yes.

A guy?

Fuck.

Feeling hot?

None.

None?

No.

I can close the window then.

If you want.

You gained a little weight.

No.

Yes.

No, it's because of the holidays.

Okay, so it's great, you have no symptoms of menopause.

There you go.

And yet,

your hormonal report says the exact opposite.

What do we do?

In doubt.

Give me the hormonal treatment.

The treatment that removes the symptoms you don't have?

Yes, that one.

Preventive.

Excuse me, but

I'm opening because it's hot in your office.

It's atrocious.

It's crazy.

Oh.

There you go.

Hello.

Hello.

Can I help you?

Do you know we're at the RIO tomorrow?

Do you know what you're looking for?

No.

We'll see.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Yes, but it's obvious.

It's obvious.

When she's wearing the same shirt for two days straight.

From 5pm to 6pm,

she's going to the Aquabike.

Hey.

If I'd known she was available...

What?

What would you have done?

Well, you know.

Yes?

Excellent.

I love her.

What?

She just arrived for you.

I don't know who she is,

but she's very strong.

Stop it.

It's embarrassing.

Not at all.

So?

Babe, I'm under the water.

Can you get me the sex toys paper?

It's for the page society.

You know, my section is always useful.

But you can be in several boxes, can't you?

Yes.

Great. And you'll give me the bike.

It's personal.

Thank you.

Diane.

Did you get the invitation for the podrono?

You're coming this time.

I'm sorry.

Apocalypse Now.

It's too easy.

Great.

Uh...

So...

More complicated.

Chaplin. The Dictator.

Great.

So...

This one, if you can find it.

Alain?

Alain?

Do you want to see the piece?

Alain, are you okay?

Do you want to cancel the program?

We can't.

Don't worry, Fabrice.

I'm busy.

I'm glad.

Or the minister will explain to you

that you attacked him.

The Minister of Culture?

I should try not to come

to see if he realizes it.

What do you think?

Nothing.

Because it's not your wife?

No.

Your lover is Stéphane.

I'm sure.

On the guy's name?

Maybe.

Wait.

If I tell you your underwear is cotton,

I know you're wearing underwear.

No. What do you know if I'm wearing underwear?

Anyway, we don't care.

She doesn't have a lover.

How can you be so sure?

Okay, don't judge me.

She never left her phone.

That's the basis.

She can't hide it all the time.

Exactly.

She can't remove the notifications.

What do you mean?

The name on your text.

You don't have to.

Really?

Let's make it simple.

You invite her to lunch.

You tell her about the project.

I'm lazy.

You pretend you're at work.

And you ask her,

who's Stéphane?

You just have to observe.

But don't blink.

If there's a problem,

it'll happen in a split second.

You're a real pro.

That's your job.

Adultery.

You see?

Don't judge me.

Stéphane!

Are you crazy?

Why did you tell Inès?

She's the biggest whore in the company.

What are you talking about?

You told her you were my lover.

Of course I told her.

Why not?

I was expecting a thank you.

Thank you for what?

We both know you don't have a lover.

Why not?

I smile.

A woman with a lover, she smiles, she's charming.

But it works.

You went from the closet to the light.

From the garden to the sex talk.

You were even added to the group.

I think.

From now on, I'm taking a risk.

Because technically,

I'm your superior.

If you want, I'll deny it.

Yes, well...

Don't deny it right now.

What are you doing?

Are we going on a weekend?

I don't know.

What do you mean?

What are you doing? Are you kidding me?

Yes, I'm kidding.

I'm also driving a guy under my wheel.

That's why!

I can explain.

Why? Is there something I didn't understand?

You didn't understand anything.

I'm not with this man.

It was a game.

I understood everything.

Stop it.

Alain!

Seriously?

Hello, Alain Bissement.

I can't answer right now, but I'll call you back.

Diane?

Diane?

I wanted to tell you...

I hope I didn't mean anything.

But I'm sorry.

You know what?

You should do a paper on this.

It's popular.

On what?

On the separation of 50 brides.

From a woman's point of view.

It's great.

I didn't break up.

It's just a crisis.

That's it.

50-year-old bride.

15,000 signatures.

All the profiles.

New ones.

Desperate ones.

Do you have any contacts?

Yes.

Great.

Best number of the year.

I'll give you one.

Gotta go.

I have a date outside.

I didn't see this one coming.

Are you okay?

Why do I have to get involved?

You have to bring her back.

Don't tell me.

I don't know.

Just one question.

What are you two?

Sorry?

Answer my questions.

What's with Diane?

Diane?

It's a game.

A game?

It's a game for you, asshole!

You're a pianist, right?

Yes.

I see you.

Do you know how to do it?

If you put your right hand...

You have a chance to break your hand.

Or you can use your chest.

It's over.

Think about it.

Now you know.

Do whatever you want.

It's okay.

Are you okay?

Of course.

It was a good start.

Are you okay?

A new start at the garage.

That's the theme?

Yes.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere.

Do you know what a private company is?

Yes.

I'm a client from 2016.

I'm reliable, economical.

I don't care about my looks.

I'm a laser technician.

Emma is trying to sell me a client from 2016.

No luck.

That's all.

Are you getting along with Alain?

I don't know.

I really messed up.

Messed up?

Kissing a guy from my office was not very smart.

A shovel in 30 years of marriage?

Very homophobic.

Is he still at the hotel?

I offered him a drink tonight.

I'm still waiting for his answer.

He'll say yes.

He'll come back and leave like before.

What about you?

What was it like with Stéphane?

A game.

Who was playing?

Me, apparently.

I don't know how the girls

believed I had a lover.

But suddenly,

I became...

I don't know.

I started getting invited to parties.

I finally had some cool topics.

It was funny.

I thought it would last 5 minutes.

That's why I didn't deny it.

But I admit it was stupid.

I'm ashamed.

It's like in high school.

You go out with the right guy

and suddenly you become

the popular girl.

That's it.

So the right guy is me?

Yes, it's you.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Yes, I do.

Do you hate me so much

that you don't want to live with me?

I'm lost.

That's what you'll hear.

I'm so clumsy.

I feel bad all the time.

But I assure you,

it'll be fine.

And it has nothing to do with you.

Are you in love?

I'm telling you again.

I don't give a damn about him.

About me?

Are you in love with me?

We've been together for 30 years.

You can't say that.

We're not in love.

What are we then?

We're...

We're a couple.

And that's what's good.

We love each other.

We know each other by heart.

We're inseparable.

We don't give a damn.

Stop it.

It's not the moment of passion anymore.

We don't flutter anymore.

We're not afraid.

We're not in the unknown.

Do you agree with me?

No.

You don't agree with me?

No. You're my passion.

I miss you.

When you're not here, you miss me.

When you're late, you miss me.

And I flutter.

I flutter with anxiety.

I don't agree.

We're inseparable.

What?

We're inseparable.

You miss me?

You want me to flutter?

Calmness, sweetness, being unhappy.

I love you. So I'll act.

I know what I should have done.

Get up, run to him,

and stop him from leaving.

But...

But nothing.

I didn't move.

I didn't do anything.

I don't know. It's like I thought he was right.

It's like it was the right move.

Not moving?

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

I'm sorry, but I can't do it.

We have to miss each other.

We're afraid of getting lost.

Even more stupid.

She knows that, she understood.

No, of course not.

If I said I'd be back in three weeks, why would you want her to be afraid?

Of everything. I'm terrified.

I'm afraid of the unknown.

I'm even more afraid of dying in the night.

I'm even more afraid of dying in the night.

If I move, I lose Alain.

But if I don't move,

he's the one who loses me.

It's dangerous, Alain.

I know.

No, you don't.

When they find out, they'll be shocked.

Alain, the handsome artist,

no belly, all his hair.

It's a good clue.

On La Centrale, for example, there's none at all.

The first time I met you,

I was so impressed.

Really? You didn't notice anything?

No, but I was stunned.

It was as if I was doing an interview.

And I knew that if I didn't please you, it was over.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Are you okay?

It's hell in this neighborhood.

And you?

Yes, yes.

Your friend in the street, the stupid thing.

The friend who works with my mom, right?

Ah, okay.

So you know.

Dad, you've been sleeping at the hotel for a week.

It's starting to show.

Explain to me, what's this separation bullshit?

No, I'm not explaining.

You're too young.

You need 30 years of love in your votes to understand that.

Bullshit.

Okay, let's talk about you.

Well...

Yes?

Go ahead, say it.

I'm pregnant. It worked.

That's not true.

I'm so happy.

Since when?

Only two months, but I had to tell you.

Thank you, thank you.

Mom knows?

Yeah, we had lunch together this afternoon.

I don't know if she really hit it off,

because she mostly talked about you, but...

There.

Okay.

And... I was kidding?

She's worried, isn't she?

She was rather...

Lost.

Okay.

My dear Rolo,

what I finally have to tell you,

is that we all have a reason to thank you.

Me first.

You had a good idea to hire me,

so we can say you were lucky.

And the best idea you had was to give me your place.

Music!

Diane!

I stained my top with a mole.

You know how to get rid of it?

What do you mean?

You just have to take your top off,

and you have another one.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

After telling everyone about us sleeping together,

you show up with a mole.

That's how I get by.

Are you sure you're okay?

Well, first of all,

it's not a mole, it's my sister.

I invited her because she just got fired

and needed to change her mind.

That's why I brought her here.

Okay. Let's admit it.

And...

We don't sleep together, Diane.

I wouldn't realize it,

but you told me it was a game.

I don't know if you remember.

Hello everyone.

This is a very special episode

of Sous toutes les cultures,

because we are in the heart

of classical music.

I am surrounded, as you can see,

by the Philharmonic Orchestra of Paris,

under the guidance of the Minister of Culture,

Mrs. Cécile Renaud-Coudert,

whom I will join in a moment.

Hello, Madam Minister.

Hello.

Why did you choose this emblematic place

of French culture?

Classical music,

and music in general,

have always held a privileged place in my life.

That's why I wanted

the first interview

that followed my nomination

to take place in this house,

which I would like to honor.

And that's what we're going to do right now,

since you chose, to begin with,

Mozart's Concerto No. 9,

which will be conducted by

Fabrice de Montoy.

We're listening.

Sorry, excuse me.

Madam.

So, the pianist is gone?

Uh, yes.

Well, while he's coming back,

I propose...

Yes, hello, darling, it's me.

We've done something wrong.

Wait for me, I'm coming.

Hey, are you okay?

Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.

Hey, do you know what this mirror is for?

Are you drunk or what?

No, I'm in a hurry, sorry.

Wait, wait, wait.

As if I needed that now.

It's not true.

Here, call me.

I'm sorry.

Hey, stop, what are you looking for?

Proof?

I'm in a hurry.

What's he doing?

The guy is leaving, I can't believe it.

Don't worry, madam, I filmed everything.

Are you sending me the video?

Of course, 20 euros.

Is this a joke?

Hello, darling.

Okay, so it's true, you really left the house.

And you're going to live there.

And how long?

I don't know.

How do you not know? It's just a break.

You made a mess.

I don't know.

Mom, I know.

Don't worry about your stuff.

They're going to go back to their place.

Listen, I really don't have any...

I'm going to watch the flights.

What flights?

To get home, I screwed up.

But darling, it has nothing to do with you.

Of course it has nothing to do with me.

I take a flight, everything is fine.

And a month later, you hit a guy.

You send me weird texts.

You took an apartment.

But it has nothing to do with me, right?

I assure you, it has nothing to do with me.

I thought so too.

Because your departure shocked me.

But you know, my last nice surprise

was your birth.

It was my children.

Well, I want more.

Children?

No, surprises.

There are tons of surprises.

Really?

Yes, lots of meetings,

lots of people.

Everyone invites you.

You're ready to go out all the time

because you don't get up the next morning

because you don't have any kids at home.

And you always have a story of a bad ass

that will make everyone laugh.

I would say, new departure,

but in a new garage.

I admit everything.

It's great, it was time.

Except that in front,

it cut their... their wings.

I can't find anyone to flirt with.

So, I came,

but I don't know why,

because I'm single.

I'm on a break.

Ah, that's interesting.

How long has it been?

4 years, 3 months and 22 days.

And...

And love?

How old are you?

52? 53?

You've never had a great story?

Yes.

There you go.

Now, we don't talk about that.

Now, it's all about having fun.

You like it, you keep it.

Now, it's all about having fun.

Hello?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Hi, buddy.

What are you doing?

I told you I was coming.

With a suitcase?

I wasn't going to leave you alone

at a time like this.

Otherwise, what's the point of friendship?

Vanessa broke the door?

Coincidences are crazy.

We play in the same orchestra.

We're almost the same age

and we get dumped at the same time.

Sorry.

It's as if life sent us a message

and now it's up to us to decrypt it.

Yeah.

And it made me realize

that I was in love.

With the violinist?

No, he's stupid.

Vanessa, you should have seen her this morning

when she told me,

she's crazy, calm, confident,

beautiful like the first day.

You were right.

You have to take risks.

You have to be afraid.

And you see, Vanessa put her in danger.

Like at the beginning, you know?

When you don't know,

when you wonder if she loves you or not.

You see?

You have a catch.

Yeah.

You're crazy, right?

I think the message is here to decrypt.

Where are you going?

To get my job back.

Fabrice is considering firing me.

What are you going to tell him?

I just went through my first big breakup

in 30 years, I wasn't ready.

I made stupid decisions with dramatic consequences.

Thank you for letting me have my job.

Because now it's good, you can count on me.

I won't lie to you.

Hello?

Police.

Can I answer?

No.

How long are we here for?

Listen, I have things to do too.

More important than looking in the file

for the drivers.

Drivers?

That's why I left my number.

It was fake and you gave it to him.

I don't know, I'm confused.

It's obvious.

I'm sorry.

I wasn't in my right mind.

My wife left me that day.

I don't know why I'm telling you this.

Me neither.

I'm sorry, I didn't have a choice.

I can't work without a car.

I'm in the hospital.

I understand.

The 7s look like 2s, the 8s are a mess.

We'll have to see if you did it on purpose.

So, let's do it again.

It's not that bad.

Not at all.

It's a wedding anniversary.

Come on.

I look like shit that hasn't been to a real party since 2010.

All I need is a cake in a Topper.

Diane, you're so boring.

I swear.

You know what?

You go.

I'm going home.

I shouldn't have come.

I shouldn't have come.

Diane.

You're crazy.

What was that?

I'm stuck.

Put your leg down.

I can't. Didn't you hear a crack?

Yes, that's why.

I can't.

I'm so ashamed.

I'm so ashamed.

I have a New Year's look and a crazy leg.

You can pretend you don't know me.

I'd understand.

We'll find you.

You're so ashamed.

I'm so ashamed.

Here.

I brought you some ice cream.

Put it on. It'll do you good.

Thank you.

My hip is killing me.

It'll do you good.

My mum had one put in plastic.

I'm not there.

I think it's the lumbar.

Are you hungry?

We can get you some food.

You can give me a hand.

I'll make you a plate.

I'll leave you some space.

You can lie down.

No, I'll bring you a pillow.

No, no.

Are you alright?

Yes, thank you.

Have a good night.

You're leaving already?

Yes, have a good night.

So, Stéphane exits.

I'm so stupid.

Can you tell me why I was so stupid?

I was thinking the same thing.

A 911 Turbo with an Audi A4.

It's not common.

We can stop with car metaphors.

OK, so you regret it.

You'll call Alain.

What do you want me to tell him?

I slept with a guy.

I packed my bags.

I rented an apartment.

But Alain pretends it didn't happen.

He doesn't deserve that.

I want him.

It's his third time.

He doesn't care about the convertible.

I'm the one looking for him.

Hello.

I'd like to have some information on the ALC.

Yes, it goes from 0 to 100 in 5.4 seconds.

Like me.

I don't think so.

I was aware of the speed.

Can we try?

If you want.

Trying with me is a success.

Can we talk about the car again?

I'm closing in half an hour.

Can you wait?

I'll let you go.

I'll go through the website.

I'll kill you.

I'd kill for a drink.

Yes.

Let's have dinner.

I don't have the strength.

You know what that means.

You'll go home with your shopping.

You'll eat cracottes.

You'll find it so long

that you'll imagine Alain

having a blast.

He's having a blast?

Yes.

Hi girls, how are you?

I don't know what this music is.

It's the concept of the party.

It takes a while

but it's fun.

I can put some music

or people will leave.

Who's leaving?

I'm organizing a party

so you don't have to move.

Look, there are girls everywhere.

There's Yann.

No, he's stupid.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Brigitte, Tatiana,

Caroline, come with me.

Let's have fun tonight.

Let's have a drink.

It's ten o'clock.

I'd say no.

Not now.

Tonight.

The club is at Prosper's.

It's closed on Tuesday.

I'd say no.

Your birthday tonight?

Are we really there?

What?

It was two months ago.

Come and drink tequila.

Are you bored?

I won't go to the party.

I'm so bored.

I had dinner twice.

Diane?

It's good for me.

What do I get?

I'll tell you if it's maintained.

Tuesday won't do.

There are families

and old people here.

She's nice.

Let's go.

Is it good?

I'm enjoying it.

So you came

to eat?

Yes.

Alain,

don't you think

my shirt is a bit transparent?

Yes,

now that you mention it.

I put on my daughter's jeans,

heels.

I showed you my room.

Don't you think it's a bit weird?

Yes.

Why did you

come to dinner with me?

You wanted news

about your wife?

You wanted to talk about her?

She's somewhere else.

She told you?

Yes.

Why did I invite you

to dinner?

Forget it.

I'm stupid.

Do you want dessert

or do you prefer to go there?

No.

We'll open this one.

Your shirt is very nice.

I'm sorry,

it has nothing to do with you.

I'm not in shape.

Don't worry.

We'll have a drink

at this nice party.

Between friends.

Between friends.

45 years old.

It's good, isn't it?

Yes.

I'm going to go.

I think it's better.

Better than what?

Better than a moment of isolation

that we'll forget tomorrow?

I'm already

quite ridiculed.

I'd rather

we stay on this.

Don't think about it.

It's going to be better.

You didn't put anything

in the glass?

Unfortunately, it's not immediate.

It can take 20 minutes.

Do you want to talk?

Juliette, how's your pregnancy?

I don't think so.

It's a free meal.

I'm not going to get yelled at.

Alain, it's annoying.

You're crazy.

It's not going to work on its own.

If it works, Maroine won't be able to help you.

Alain!

Stop it!

Is it going to work?

It's a real nightmare.

Put more cold water.

They say the water has to be icy.

It's going to hurt like hell.

What do they say about the duration of the effects?

The effects...

So?

Nothing, they're not talking about it.

Are you expecting someone?

No.

I'm going.

No, please stay here.

James!

What are you doing here?

I was sleeping.

Where's Alain?

He's not here.

Alain!

Why are you looking at me like that?

I've been here with him for a few days

because he was in the worst condition.

Because of you.

Your insinuations are fine.

He took Viagra.

Why did you give him Viagra?

It wasn't me.

You're crazy.

It's not me, it's Jeanne.

Jeanne gave you Viagra?

No.

That's better.

We're here.

You're hitting on my friends

and you think that's how you're going to miss me?

Get out.

Wait, Diane.

Diane!

She can't just show up in the middle of the night.

You're not alone.

She might not show up.

What?

It's not a problem.

Alain!

I'm taking you to the emergency room.

You're going to get hurt.

Are you listening to me?

Sorry.

There you go.

Thank you.

That's better.

You're totally in on the 8th.

Well done.

It's good that we were able to fix it

because the complaints, the insurance,

all that...

You're welcome.

Are you applying for another one?

Yes.

I'm going to ask you a few questions.

Miss, can we have the same thing, please?

Yes, of course.

You...

What do you do? You're a gynecologist, right?

That's great.

And you?

Piano.

That's very good.

35 years old, single.

Sorry?

That's the answer to the questions

you wanted to ask me without knowing how.

I...

Am I wrong?

So, we're going out tonight, right?

Yes, that's it.

Thank you. Usually, I have a car.

But...

Recently, you were hit by a driver

with an illiterate.

I know.

Yes?

Taliatel for tonight.

They're soldered.

Taliatel? Soldered?

It sounds like gut washing, doesn't it?

If I may.

Why are you being so nice?

You're not used to it because I'm not alone.

I'm with Agathe, you know, the young woman from the accident.

Are you sure about that?

No.

I'm proud of you, my friend.

You're all good.

First date, always at the girl's.

That way, you get her and you go home.

A little tip that always works.

Once it's done, you tell her you're going home

because the alarm has gone off.

That way, I'm the guy who leaves after shooting.

Who is it?

Hello, it's Agathe.

Thanks for the advice.

I was wondering why guys were so drunk.

Yeah.

Oh, shit! I missed the last exit

because of this shit.

It's okay, we can take the next one.

Or the next one.

No, the next one is the 13th.

We end up in Normandy.

I know.

To yours, bitch!

Well, there's no more.

You'll get married next year.

Oh, my God.

I'm kidding with Alain.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, yeah.

In the end, you have a general idea of my life.

You know what's waiting for you.

Soon, you'll find it normal

to cancel your girlfriend's ex-husbands.

You'll get drunk

in the dinners

in combat mode

when there's only one of these books.

And then you'll put yourself on Tinder

you know,

saying, no, no, it's just to see.

Yeah, well, that's pretty bad.

Yeah, I said that too, yeah.

Are you sure there's no more?

The grocery store is still open.

The grocery store is still open.

It's still open.

Yeah, come, come, come.

We'll bring him the bottle we signed.

That's exactly the life I dream of.

Waking up every morning, facing the sea.

Just that.

So,

there's another thing I really dream about.

But it's also facing the sea.

But it's also facing the sea.

But it's also facing the sea.

It's something really...

I can't explain it.

And here we are, ladies.

For your big breasts.

Bravo.

Bravo.

Well, here we are,

gathered for the fourth

renewal of Ben & Miguel's wishes

in two years,

since you met

Nono Zargent.

And we never had a thank you.

No.

But it's true.

It's true.

So, this very love music,

very Italian restaurant,

it's to tell us that the second life

is like a second chance.

It's full of hope.

So, inevitably,

it can be scary.

And since fear doesn't avoid danger,

I want to say, let's go.

Let's go.

Of course, sometimes,

we can be pushed into the void.

But...

If it gives us the momentum we needed

to be reborn...

Because I understood one thing.

It's that life always

gives us a parachute.

Are you still on us, Reverand?

No, but I mean...

Well, here we are,

Ben, Miguel, you love each other,

you love to say it, and we love you for that.

So, sing the music.

Bravo!

Bravo!

Do you dance, Vanessa?

No.

And Vanessa?

You lost everyone

with this parachute thing.

You think so? It's not that clear.

You get mad, you think it's over,

you're going to crash, and hop,

a parachute. No?

Well, yes.

Come on, Vanessa.

Anyway, you look like a woman.

You look more like a

ascending than a descending.

Yeah, everyone tells me that.

Alain, you're handsome, you're tan,

you're cut like a blade.

I can't take it anymore.

You met a parachute?

You realize that?

Yes, I realize that.

I'm on a couch, and I'm 3 tons heavier.

Vanessa is not even 40.

Can you explain to me why you were in such a hurry?

No, I can't.

And I really don't want to talk about

my parents' sexuality.

Oh, fuck!

Ouch!

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

In fact, he doesn't care about us anymore.

You're not scandalized, are you?

Well, yes, I'm scandalized.

In fact, Mom,

I'm scandalized by you.

Because you don't take responsibility.

By me? In the situation, it's not me who...

Yes, it's you.

You decided to try something else, didn't you?

You decided to do the big jump.

So, I don't know, take responsibility.

Stop pedaling on the edge of the void,

watching Dad, and then jump.

Is it a joke?

What?

There's the parachute show right now.

I don't know, there's a doc that I haven't seen.

Mom, it's your life, you decided to take responsibility.

And we don't care that Machine is 35 years old and that...

She's 35 years old!

Well, the gynecomastia is pretty well tolerated.

We're going to continue for a month.

Did you have any other questions?

Yes, have my breasts done again, in your opinion.

At my age, is it rather contraindicated or not?

So, I'm not a surgeon.

But since it's in Bulgaria,

I don't see any reason to have you operated.

And I think it's a decision

that is taken serenely,

and you seem a little nervous.

Don't worry, you're very beautiful.

Oh, yes? I'm very beautiful?

And yet, you never thought of inviting me to dinner.

Am I wrong?

Sorry?

Yeah, that. You blame me for consuming too much lactose,

or ask me the color of my urine,

there's a lot of people.

So, for the rest...

Wait for your order.

It's okay, it's okay.

Oh, my God.

I still think it must be really impressive.

I couldn't do it.

And you never have the trachea?

And if you're wrong?

Well, we continue, as if nothing had happened,

praying that no one heard the duck.

It's a false note.

That's how we say it, it's not a real duck.

Ah!

And you know he played in front of Obama?

Tell me, if you want to pee, how do you do it?

Dad.

Oh, what?

It's okay, we understand each other with a hug.

We have the same age.

You have a good urologist?

How many times do you pee at night?

I mean, how many times do you pee at night?

Well, I don't pee.

Yes, once, if it can happen to me, but not...

You're lucky,

at least three, four, five times.

Oh no, it's hellish.

He wakes me up every time.

For a minute, at least, you see, or 30 seconds.

I don't know, but...

Well, it's okay, Dad, I think we all understand each other.

I'll serve you.

Your hair is beautiful. Did you get implants?

No.

Oh, well, we went to Turkey twice.

It didn't affect him at all.

A little bit.

Well, we got the boss.

It's funny, they're crazy.

Oh yes!

Exactly!

Well, come on!

Here you go.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

It's not good?

Wait, first.

Oh, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, I love soup.

Really?

No, not at all.

Well, I warn you, it has no taste.

Professional taster.

So?

Oh, really.

My God.

Mmm.

Mmm.

That, on the other hand, is delicious.

I'm the one who has the right.

The best choice of the card.

The most classy woman in the restaurant.

Are you okay?

Why did I come across such a nice guy?

What do you mean?

Well, you're not the kind of guy

you want to use to make one with your ex, you see.

Me, for my first Tinder date,

I was hoping for an asshole.

Ah!

Well, yes.

Uh, yes, well.

I'm an asshole.

Yes, uh,

no need to say it all.

I'm married.

Here, here, here.

Ah!

A little secret.

I'm Patrick.

Ah, yes, okay.

And wait, worse.

An asshole with a mug.

Yeah.

But why a mug?

Hervé, nice to meet you.

Diane.

I'm glad you came.

Ah, well, you wanted to.

15 hours is a date we cancel.

Oh, really? Why?

A date at 3 p.m., in general,

we don't want to have lunch with the person,

or spend the night.

And who do we want to say,

oh, I have a call at 4 p.m.?

Wow, yes, you have a great experience.

Oh, yeah, it's been 5 years.

It's been 5 years?

Hi, it's me.

What's your name?

Uh, your Tinder date.

Oh, you're disappointed about the picture.

It's normal, it's not me, it's my dad.

But, really,

your parents know you're here?

What? I didn't forget that.

It's the same problem, my age.

Shut up.

What, I'm 16 and I can't have a decent sexual education?

Speak louder, it's a date.

So, do you think there are

different Tinder behaviors depending on the season?

Well, summer, for example.

We don't want to be alone.

And winter?

Winter is dead. Family holidays, Christmas, all that, it's dead.

When I arrived on Tinder, I thought,

the girls are here for the same thing as you,

it's going to be simple.

But no, everyone is here for the feelings.

Well, for the hypothesis of the feelings.

Ok, so what do we do?

The war. We have to light them up like crazy.

Because what is the credo?

You're tired, you don't want to move.

Well, move anyway, otherwise you're going to die with your scars.

Can we know what you do

in your days?

Well, I work.

Sure?

On stuff.

You see, stuff.

That we'll be able to read soon, I guess.

I say that because I have a whole team to lead,

you're part of it, Diane.

You have a job that has been jumping for weeks.

So I don't know

if I can still count on you.

That means you're firing me.

Not if you come back.

In the team.

Excuse me.

Sorry, I have to go.

Do you have work?

No, I have dinner.

You see,

that's my life.

It's a lonely job, but I love it.

To learn patience.

Perseverance.

Something's going on.

It seems that the curtains have moved.

Maybe the guy has a cat,

so don't get carried away.

OK, I'm not getting carried away.

Do you like it?

Yeah.

It's not every night, it's exciting.

Really?

Yeah, it's special.

I'm not allowed to take a civilian

on a mission, so if we run into colleagues,

you're a whore.

I got you this for Sammy, OK?

OK, but

do you think it's credible?

Of course.

OK,

nothing's going to happen.

At your place,

I'm sure it was me last year.

OK.

It's not every night,

it's exciting.

Again?

You haven't seen anything.

Really?

What are you doing?

Stop, I'm sick of this.

You're going to love it.

I don't think so.

I'm not sure.

You're crazy.

If the mother could see me.

If we run into colleagues,

you're a whore.

I got you this for Sammy, OK?

Are you recording us?

No, it's not you.

It's for my job.

I must have forgotten to stop recording.

You're a whore.

What?

It's not a stupid thing

to hang on to me.

What were you doing?

I'm just taking the key,

I'll leave you the keys.

You're kidding.

You can't leave me like that.

Siri!

Sorry, I didn't understand.

Siri, your order.

Siri,

call Inès Bureau.

I'm calling Inès Bureau.

Your message is saturated.

You can't leave a message.

Siri, hang up.

Siri, call Juliette.

I'm calling Juliette.

No, no, no.

Hello?

Hello, mum?

Siri, hang up.

Mum?

It's you, darling.

Sorry, I made a mistake.

Are you OK?

Yes, I'm fine.

Sorry to bother you.

Go to bed.

I wasn't sleeping.

OK, go on.

Bye, darling.

Good night.

I think you've got it.

I can call your boss

and tell him you're ready.

Sorry, it's a job interview.

Aren't you cold?

The pianist's groupie

is still half naked, right?

Yes, but the pianist,

in addition to being unemployed,

has a roommate.

And that's a good thing.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to shock you.

No, that's the problem.

Or I can

get rid of it

and you can move in here.

So you can walk around naked all day.

Don't you like the idea?

The idea of living with your wife?

The wife who's no longer my wife.

She left me.

She's behind me.

Behind us.

Your wife is when you're married

and you're married.

Yes, but it's over.

It's just administrative.

So if she needed you

in the middle of the night, what would you do?

Nothing.

Here.

Look.

There you go.

Diane?

Yes, here.

Good evening, ma'am.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

It's in English.

It's going to take a while.

Let's go.

Did you have a good evening?

It's over.

Thank you.

Do you want to hear the chorus?

Yes, but I can wait for my mother.

She should be here soon.

She's coming soon?

I'm so happy she's coming.

I had the impression she didn't want to participate.

She just needed time.

Excuse me.

I'm late.

Is everything okay?

Yes, it's okay.

The baby's fine.

Except that he's short.

Really short.

So your daughter

needs to rest.

But it's okay, ma'am.

Your daughter just needs to lie down.

That's all.

What's wrong?

Dad wants a divorce.

He wants to sell the apartment.

He's a liquid.

I'll let you get dressed and I'll see you at the inn.

Yes, thank you.

He's a liquid.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Thank you.

No.

How are you, Alain?

No more coffee?

No.

Do you want me to go buy some?

Or...

I'll make myself some tea.

Do you have tea?

Marouane, you didn't tell me you were going to buy coffee.

Okay.

I knew it.

Alain, I didn't ask for a divorce.

You're the one who's going to pay for it.

I'm not paying for it.

I need to make it clear.

It's over for Agathe.

I've made myself clear.

You can go now.

Go?

I don't know where to go.

Leave the kitchen.

Okay.

I'll go.

The fastest and most radical decisions

always come from a lack.

A lack of joy, of love,

of recognition, of a look.

A lack of anything pushes us

irrepressibly into the arms

of what should fill us.

That's how we think about

filling the void.

Hello, Diane Wismans.

You've signed an unprecedented investigation

on a subject that's not really

dealt with much.

Love at 50, with a beautiful title.

The theory of parachutes.

Newton invented his theory

of gravity by putting an apple

on his face. What was your apple?

Okay.

I left my husband

with whom I'd been for 30 years.

Then, of course,

I went through

a lot of fear,

doubt, a lot of state of mind.

And this incredible investigation

on parachutes.

Why? To understand what, Diane?

To understand

that it was mostly me

that I wanted to leave.

A version of myself that had become

really unbearable. And it's true that today,

and also with this work,

I've met...

In fact, I've become

a new version of myself.

A kind of mute.

A kind of mute.

Hello. Hello.

It's for Fabien. Okay.

Thank you. It's reassuring that a woman

looks at men like that.

What do you mean?

Well, as we are. Our loneliness,

our fragility.

Women's as well.

Thank you, Fabien. Thank you.

Thank you for the advice.

It's for Stéphane.

No, it's true. It's great.

Tolerant, passionate,

provocative. Great.

Thank you, sir.

But since your investigation was carried out

with the means of the newspaper,

aren't you afraid that your hierarchy

will be overshadowed?

Don't you worry about that?

No. My hierarchy is comprehensive

and soft.

A very good player.

Of course, because I'm not sure

I can let this slide.

There's a line. Think outside.

Yes, Lisa?

What?

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Excuse me.

Alain?

He's going to live.

If he leaves, yes.

Can I see my daughter?

Mom is fine.

But due to the complications of the birth,

we prefer to do it in a miracle.

We'll talk about it tomorrow.

Here, I've got it.

Thank you, honey.

You're welcome.

Lisa, thank you.

See you tomorrow.

How are you?

I'm fine, and you?

I'm fine, too.

We can talk about it.

About what?

The name.

Do you think she'll really call him Roger?

It's Prince's name.

Prince? Roger Prince?

He didn't keep it for long.

He threw it away.

Fan, international glory.

I wonder if we can't

support civil servants.

Without sugar?

We were scared.

But it's over.

You can see me every day.

Where are you going?

Yes, my little heart.

Mom will be there all your life.

You're my greatest love.

But mom will just go smoke a cigarette

and she'll be back.

Okay?

When he hears your voice,

it won't be to insult you.

Bye.

See you.

See you.

How wonderful.

We didn't do it.

We did, but we didn't know what to do.

It was the emotion.

We were so happy.

It won't happen again.

No.

You're panicking.

If I wanted to know

if you ever cheated on me,

I'd know.

A rabbit caught in the headlights.

Not at all.

No?

I'll take you home.

No, I'll take a taxi.

We'll call each other

for visits.

Yes, okay.

Will it be okay?

Yes.

And you?

Yes.

Bye.

Wait.

What if Marouane shows up?

He doesn't have the keys.

Come.

No.

Come.

Let's go to the living room.

Mom, I got you

ravioli with truffle and a bottle of white wine.

Can you take the bottle out 10 minutes before?

Yes, it's better if it's warm.

I can't wait to see

adults I could cry.

Promise me

there's a break.

I won't call you.

Thank you, Mom.

Good night.

We're going to sleep

for two hours.

Tchaikovsky.

Which movie?

A Woman Under Influence.

Bravo.

Another one.

I miss you.

Sorry?

I miss you.

Are you sick?

No.

Take it.

Here.

What is it?

Open it.

Wait, I want to talk to you first.

No, no, open it.

We'll talk later.

Well, no.

You don't look happy.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

It's so... wow.

I wasn't expecting this, I mean...

I'm going to keep it, Alain.

Even without you.

I'll manage.

Don't say nonsense.

I'll be there.

You know, I'm completely out of it too.

It wasn't in my plans, it wasn't planned, but...

Now that he's here, I know it's a gift.

What did you want to tell me?

When you got here, what did you want to tell me?

That's it.

I reintegrated Philharmonic.

That's good.

It's better to have a job than to have a child.

Well, that's two good news.

Yeah, that's it.

Did you make your choice?

No.

I'm going to tell him I don't want a nephew my son's age.

I'm fed up with him!

You'll learn that time is a perpetual sculptor, my dear,

and that you have to let it do its work.

No, no, you don't have to let it do its work.

You didn't take that and me either, by the way.

And why do we pretend everything was normal?

If you owe someone something, it's me, my dear,

because I'm the one who started it.

And now, it's the moment when reality sends its bill to our faces.

And really, you have to stop with the lyrics.

Mom, you talk like a southern singer, it's atrocious.

Mom is angry, Mom doesn't like the sound of the harpsichord.

Fuck, stop it, Francis Cabrel!

And according to the agreement of the party,

the result of the sale of the common apartment

is returned to you at an equal share.

Thank you.

You have to sign right here.

Is that really what you want?

Well, I think it's great, I don't know, what do you think?

Yes.

I don't believe it.

What?

Everything.

Your piano that goes through the window,

me who will certainly live by the sea

with a woman you didn't really choose,

a man you didn't really want,

I don't believe it, that's all.

Well, don't ask me to believe it,

we've been asking you for a long time.

I don't care.

Anyway, we don't have a choice.

It's here.

Oh yeah, we don't have a choice.

Like taxes, contraventions, all that.

Okay, okay, we don't have a choice.

And there you go, it's broken.

If that's not a sign that we're doing shit.

Alain.

Did you go home?

Yeah.

I parked in front of it, but I didn't go in.

It's stupid, you never made them forget.

I'm going to tell you something very generous to help you,

and then I won't say anything else.

Basically, I wanted a child much more than a husband.

So it's going to be okay.

I'll always be here.

I know.

What are you doing?

It's the bottom of the arrivals.

Hello, it's me.

It's me, Malo.

The little bird that left your nest.

Okay, no problem.

What do we do? I'll take a taxi, we'll meet at home?

Come on.

In the green bag, I put the spider web.

And you're super careful with that thing.

You're going to miss me.

Yeah, but I'm sure you're going to miss me.

If you have a doubt about a sushi, you're going to miss me.

Malo!

Malo!

Malo!

Oh, he stayed on his tip, it's not too bad.

Hello.

Agathe is not there?

No, no, no.

A cervical blockage in the 15th, she just left.

I'm Vincent, sorry.

Yes, sorry, I didn't introduce myself.

I'm Alain.

Yes, I know.

And here is the most beautiful.

Come on, oh, how beautiful he is.

You're beautiful, my dear.

A little accessory, because he tends to have small refluxes.

But it's nothing at all.

The passage of milk, the second age, don't worry.

No, no, it's okay, it's my third.

Okay, a little 38.2 anyway this morning.

But don't panic, it's digestion, everything is linked anyway.

Are you a pediatrician?

No, I'm a surgeon.

But I did a little pediatrics, yes, in the first year.

Well, nothing.

So, I put you Dudu, Tétine, Bibron, Arnica, that's all you need.

And then I forgot the essentials, congratulations.

Big day today.

Thank you.

Okay, well, I'm going.

Come on.

Come on, my dear.

I'm new, I'm at the origin.

Don't let yourself be impressed, medicine is only QCM.

Article 212, spouses must mutually respect, loyalty, help and assistance.

Article 213, spouses ensure together the moral and material direction of the family.

They provide for the education of children and prepare their future.

Dear Lisa, dear Juliette, before moving on to consent.

Yes.

Well, it's yes.

Wait, it's yes.

Yes.

Well, it's yes.

Bravo!

Bravo!

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