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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Veronica.
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I-I'm here for your mom's Bible study.
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I'm glad you could join us.
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What are you doing?
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Come here for Bible study.
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If you want to be a good Christian,
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maybe you should stop
lying through your teeth.
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Hey, Mom, just a heads-up:
I'm gettin' baptized tomorrow.
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We did it!
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I'm so happy!
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I love you.
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Oh!
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There are certain phrases
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that are used by dads around the world.
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♪ Well, it's all right... ♪
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Close the fridge.
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You're wastin' money.
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I'm having trouble deciding
between pudding and Jell-O.
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Well, decide what you
want, and then open it.
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But I need the visual input.
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Does the pudding have a skin?
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Plus, it's good fun jiggling the Jell-O.
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Do you have any idea
what our electric bill is?
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Yes. I do our taxes.
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And it's higher than it should be.
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And why do you think that is?
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Well, I don't want to point any fingers,
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but Missy sleeps with a night-light.
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Make a choice and close the door.
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Okay. There's only one
logical way to settle this.
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Eenie-meenie...
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Close the door!
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Hey.
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What do you want?
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I just wanted to apologize again.
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My behavior was crazy.
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I blame hormones.
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Really? 'Cause I blame you.
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Is there any way you can forgive me?
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Please.
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Fine. I forgive you.
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You're not just saying it
'cause you're trying to be
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a good Christian and you're
afraid of going to Hell?
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Do you want me to forgive you or not?
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Very much.
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Then stop talking and let's move on.
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So... so we're friends again?
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Sure.
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Just as friends, would
you wanna hang out
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on Saturday night?
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In a no-kissing and no-punching-in-
the-face kind of way?
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I can't. My boyfriend's
taking me to dinner.
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Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend...
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You know, I got to run.
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I'm glad we're friends again.
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- Your brother looks upset.
- Really?
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I would have guessed hungry.
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See you later.
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Mr. Givens, a moment of your time?
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I'm curious about more
cost-effective methods
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of generating electricity.
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And?
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And I came to you. Go.
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Well, there's fossil
fuels, like oil and coal.
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- Too dirty.
- Oh. Hydro?
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- Too wet.
- Solar?
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With this fair skin? Next.
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Wind?
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You know what the problem with wind is.
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It's too reliant on wind.
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I think I'm looking
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for something a little more indoors.
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How about nuclear power?
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It's clean and efficient and very safe,
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until something goes horribly wrong.
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That could work.
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Oh. Goody.
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Are we done?
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Almost. I have one last
question about nuclear reactors.
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What?
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How do I build one? Go.
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Spoiler alert: he didn't know.
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Hello?
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Hello, my little vicuña.
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Well, hello to you, too.
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And more importantly, what is a vicuña?
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Only what I feel is the
cutest camelid on the planet.
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Well, I suppose I could
ask you what a camelid is,
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but you're just gonna say
more words that I don't know.
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What's up?
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There's an upcoming
event at the university,
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and I'd like you to be my plus-one.
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Oh. Well, I'd love to go.
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- Wonderful! It's a date. Bye.
- Wait, wait.
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Hang on there, partner. I
need a little more information.
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When is this event?
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This Friday night.
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Oh. What time?
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I'm not sure.
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Well, will there be food?
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I have no idea.
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What's the dress code?
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Not a clue.
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Well, what do you know?
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You're my plus-one.
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Well, you go do a little more
research and get back to me.
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You got it!
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Bye.
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- Wait.
- What?
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Love you!
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Love you, too.
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Hello. Is this the studio that makes
the Professor Proton show?
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Excellent.
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May I speak to him, please?
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Well, then I'd like
to leave him a message.
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My name is Sheldon Cooper,
and I'm trying to build
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a nuclear reactor, and
I could use his help.
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My number is 409-356-6049.
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Thank you. I'm gonna hang up now,
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because this is long-distance,
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and my father doesn't make much money.
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Good-bye.
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Georgie, question:
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In the hallway earlier today,
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were you upset or hungry?
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Shut up.
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That's hungry.
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Connie, I believe I have answers
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to all your questions.
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Lay it on me.
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Time: the event begins at 6:00 p.m.
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The dress code is: business attire.
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Dinner will be served,
but it's been suggested
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that we eat first, because
the food is dreadful.
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Good to know.
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And last but not least,
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a camelid is any member
of the camelidae family,
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such as llamas, alpacas or vicuñas.
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You didn't ask that one,
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but, uh, it seemed like
something you should know.
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John...
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is everybody at this party
gonna be a scientist like you?
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Not everybody. You'll be there.
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That's kind of what I'm gettin' at.
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Is there a problem?
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Well...
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yeah.
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I didn't go to college.
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I was a total screwup in high school.
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I might not fit in at all.
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Don't be silly.
Everyone's gonna love you!
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And I'm excited to show you off.
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The general consensus among
the faculty is you don't exist.
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I don't know how I feel about that.
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Oh, don't worry... it says more
about me than it does about you.
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I'll get it.
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It's like dating the
Encyclopedia Britannica.
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Oh, hello, Sheldon.
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Good evening. Do you have any idea
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where I could obtain
radioactive material?
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That's an interesting question.
What do you need it for?
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I'm trying to build a
small nuclear reactor
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to provide electricity for my house.
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And possibly the whole neighborhood,
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if they're nice to me.
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- Fun.
- The problem is, I don't know
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where to get the necessary
radioactive material.
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Oh. Do you happen to have
any unexploded atomic bombs?
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Not a one.
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Shoot.
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What about an X-ray machine?
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Nope.
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That makes sense. You're just a kid.
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Oh! I know!
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Smoke detectors contain trace amounts
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of americium-241.
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Interesting.
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But I'd need a lot of them,
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and they're expensive.
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True.
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Hey, I bet if you call a few companies
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and say it's for a school project,
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you could get them for free.
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That's a great idea. Thanks.
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You're very welcome.
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What a cute kid.
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Who was that at the door?
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- Sheldon.
- What did he want?
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Oh, nothing. He just
had a science query.
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Ooh, biscuits!
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Where's Georgie?
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I don't know. I called
him ten minutes ago.
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He's probably curled up in a ball,
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crying about Veronica.
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Why do you say that?
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It's just what I'm hearing.
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From who?
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I'm kinda plugged into this town.
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I'll go check on him.
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Where exactly you getting all this info?
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There's a lot of kid sisters out there.
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We talk.
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Honey?
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Can I come in?
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No.
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Aw, baby,
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everything all right?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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You might feel better if you do.
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Is it about a girl?
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How do you know?
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Sometimes a mother
can sense these things.
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Veronica has a boyfriend.
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You mean Dustin?
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You know him?
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Well, yeah, she met
him through the church.
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Lovely young man.
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You like him?
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Oh. Well, um...
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the Lord teaches us to like everybody.
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I just can't stop thinking
about her with another guy,
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and it's making me crazy.
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Aw. Why don't you come eat something?
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You'll feel better.
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I can't.
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I feel like I got
punched in the stomach.
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Trust me,
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this'll pass.
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You will meet other girls.
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They won't be Veronica.
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Is he taller than me?
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It doesn't matter.
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It's what's inside a person that counts.
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How much taller?
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A lot.
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Mrs. Sparks' credit card
got declined at Payless.
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No kidding.
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She went nuts.
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But you didn't hear it from me.
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Mm.
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Poor baby is just crushed.
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Oh, man.
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I've been through that. Brutal.
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When did I break your heart?
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Oh, it wasn't you.
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Then who was it?
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Oh, doesn't matter.
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It was a long time ago.
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But who?
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Dad, I don't want to
get ahead of myself,
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but I think I solved
our electricity problem.
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Not now, Sheldon.
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I wouldn't mind hearing it.
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Who?
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If you want, I'll ask around.
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For many children,
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their happiest memory
is the day they learned
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to ride a bike.
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For others, it's when they
got their first puppy.
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For me, it was the day
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I received a box of 57 defective
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smoke detectors loaded
with americium-241.
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Yes!
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My dearest Veronica... No.
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My beloved Veronica...
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Better. It's got "love" in it.
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Every minute I'm away
from you is an eternity.
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But it feels longer than that.
273
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,049
I can't eat, I can't sleep,
274
00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:01,399
it's like there's a hole in my heart
275
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,550
that only your love can fill.
276
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,059
So true.
277
00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:07,289
And yes, I know about Dustin,
278
00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,529
but he can't love you the way I do.
279
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:12,329
Because my love is the kind of love
280
00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:14,529
that is true love.
281
00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:17,069
The kind that lovers feel
282
00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:19,269
when they're in love.
283
00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:20,939
Beautiful.
284
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:23,070
So in conclusion, I hope,
285
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,579
no, I pray,
286
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,109
I hope and pray
287
00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:27,849
that you'll give me the chance
288
00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,750
to be the boyfriend you deserve.
289
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,379
And when the time is right,
290
00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:34,500
I'm able to shower you
with diamonds, houses,
291
00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:35,769
boats, and cars,
292
00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:37,170
the husband of your dreams.
293
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:40,149
Loving you with my heart, my soul,
294
00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,659
and my lips,
295
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,360
Georgie Cooper.
296
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:45,919
Just tell me her name.
297
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,300
It's not important.
It was a long time ago.
298
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,499
Then how come I don't know about it?
299
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,600
Because I married you,
and no one else matters.
300
00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:54,070
If that's so,
301
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,069
why'd this mystery
woman break your heart?
302
00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:57,750
Come on, Mare.
303
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,949
We were young.
304
00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,489
We were kids.
305
00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,780
Leave it alone.
306
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,090
Just tell me her name,
and I'll drop it forever.
307
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,159
You swear?
308
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,350
You know I don't swear.
309
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,459
You promise?
310
00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:14,930
Absolutely.
311
00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:19,409
- Kathryn Dempsey.
- Kathryn Dempsey?!
312
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,559
You watched me make cupcakes
for her daughter's birthday,
313
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,609
and you never told me you
were in love with her?!
314
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,060
I was 15 years old,
315
00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:26,739
and she didn't love me back.
316
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:27,869
If she did,
317
00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:29,739
would you have married
her instead of me?
318
00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,839
But she didn't!
319
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,040
Okay!
320
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,810
Now I have my answer.
321
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,479
Kathryn Dempsey?!
322
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,580
I was 15!
323
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,289
Hey, Sheldon.
324
00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,579
Hello, Billy.
325
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,689
What you doing?
326
00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:49,559
Building a nuclear reactor.
327
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,280
Cool. I'm having Lucky
Charms for dinner.
328
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,799
What are you gonna do
with it when you're done?
329
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,939
Stand in front of the
refrigerator as long as I want.
330
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:02,609
Cool.
331
00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:04,939
Why are you eating cereal for dinner?
332
00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:05,950
I was hungry,
333
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:08,129
and my parents are in
their bedroom kissing.
334
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,109
Hey, pal.
335
00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,310
What's this, a love note?
336
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,689
- Give that back!
- Oh, I don't think so.
337
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,679
"To my beloved Veronica,
338
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,979
"Every minute I'm away
from you is an eternity.
339
00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,320
But it feels longer than that.
340
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,899
I can't eat, I can't sleep,
341
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,709
it feels like there's a hole
in my heart that only you
342
00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:58,860
can fill..."
343
00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:12,310
Champagne?
344
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,839
Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
345
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,940
These are for me.
346
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:18,279
Are-are you all right?
347
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,410
No, I'm very nervous.
348
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,909
That's interesting.
349
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:24,019
Normally, I'm the one
who's unsure of himself
350
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,470
in a social situation,
351
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,889
but tonight, it's you.
352
00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:29,020
Yeah. Frickin' fascinating.
353
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,959
Dr. Sturgis, good to see you.
354
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,490
Dr. Linkletter.
355
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,699
Please meet my girlfriend,
356
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,060
Connie Tucker.
357
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,569
Nice to meet you, Dr. Tucker.
358
00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:38,769
I'm not a doctor.
359
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,319
But I would like to point out,
360
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,669
she's quite real.
361
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:42,700
I can see that.
362
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:43,970
And our relationship
363
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,119
is more
364
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,219
- than just friends.
- That's enough.
365
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,339
In fact,
366
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,240
it's flat-out erotic.
367
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,909
Change the subject, John.
368
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:54,429
You got it, girlfriend.
369
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:55,519
Dr. Linkletter
370
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,289
is working on an intriguing theory
371
00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,719
of quantum gravity.
372
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,870
- Is that so?
- He can explain it
373
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,759
much better than I can.
374
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,859
Are you familiar at all
375
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,390
with string theory?
376
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,189
Remind me.
377
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:11,439
Well, basically, it's a
string theoretic interpretation
378
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,249
of the graviton.
379
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,799
Every force is an exchange of particles.
380
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,309
Gravity is the exchange of gravitons.
381
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,370
Meemaw, are you even listening?
382
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,439
What?
383
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,910
The graviton is a massless string.
384
00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:25,729
The graviton is a massless string.
385
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:26,779
Wow!
386
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,469
Well, yes, it is.
387
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,719
When did you learn that?
388
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,020
I get around.
389
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,039
In fact, I would go so far as to say
390
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,200
that every force is an
exchange of particles,
391
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,709
and gravity is an exchange of gravitons.
392
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:40,779
Correct!
393
00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,479
Yes!
394
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,149
John, where have you been hiding her?
395
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,319
I haven't.
396
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,719
I've talked about her quite a bit,
397
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,199
but you all said she was a
figment of my imagination.
398
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,909
She's dynamite.
399
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,090
Hello. I'd like to
speak to Arthur Jeffries.
400
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,029
He plays Professor Proton.
401
00:15:58,030 --> 00:15:59,960
But you probably know that,
402
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,840
since you answer the
phone at the station
403
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:05,239
that makes the show, you lucky duck.
404
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,869
Then I'd like to leave
him another message.
405
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,870
Please tell him Sheldon
Cooper called again
406
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,479
and that I've successfully obtained
407
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,609
the radioactive material
that I'm looking for.
408
00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:16,949
Yes, americium-241.
409
00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:19,480
I have lots of it.
410
00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:21,989
I live at 5501 Grant Avenue,
411
00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,589
Medford, Texas.
412
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,459
If you're sending me
an autographed picture,
413
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:26,859
I already have one.
414
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,690
Ooh, how about one of his bow ties?
415
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,380
And then Bryan Larkin read the letter
416
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,640
- out loud in the hall.
- No.
417
00:16:33,650 --> 00:16:36,299
Georgie used the word
"love," like, 30 times.
418
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,639
It was pathetic.
419
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,839
That hurts to hear.
420
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,140
Really? I think it's hilarious.
421
00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,979
Also, my math teacher's pregnant.
422
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,179
Well, that's nice.
423
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:49,080
It might not be her husband's.
424
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,320
Whose do you think it is?
425
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,260
Hey.
426
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:00,659
Hey.
427
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:01,859
Going somewhere?
428
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,089
Alaska.
429
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,859
Gonna work on the pipeline.
430
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,129
Alaska, huh?
431
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:07,769
That-That's pretty far.
432
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,769
Not far enough, but it'll have to do.
433
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:12,099
Look, Georgie,
434
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,969
I know it feels bad right now, but...
435
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:16,909
I promise it'll get better.
436
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,600
How's it gonna get better?
437
00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,129
Veronica thinks I'm a jerk,
438
00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:22,579
and everyone in the school's
calling me Lovey Cooper.
439
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,409
Ooh, that is not a good name.
440
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,019
It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm
never going back to that school.
441
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,120
Listen to me.
442
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,230
Hey.
443
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,959
You're a good-looking kid,
444
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,940
and you got a big heart.
445
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:38,409
Once we get you on a
daily shower schedule,
446
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:40,299
the girls are gonna be lining up.
447
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,629
I don't want girls.
448
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,069
I want Veronica.
449
00:17:43,070 --> 00:17:45,169
Yeah, maybe you'll get
her and maybe you won't.
450
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:46,989
But someday, you'll find the woman
451
00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,559
who was really meant for you.
452
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,270
You mean like Kathryn Dempsey?
453
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,710
Alaska's beautiful.
454
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,229
How 'bout I go with you?
455
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,429
Who's Kathryn Dempsey?
456
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:56,760
I was 15 years...
457
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,369
I was 15 years old!
458
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,859
Connie, tell me,
459
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,219
did you grow up in Texas?
460
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:07,059
Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat.
461
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,609
That's wonderful.
462
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:11,499
My goodness, you're as
funny as you are beautiful.
463
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,859
That's a nice thing to say
464
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,130
to your friend's girlfriend.
465
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,519
Actually, I don't think
466
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,639
it is so nice.
467
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,049
If I didn't know any better,
468
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:22,119
I'd say you were sweet-talking
my date right in front of me.
469
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,459
You're a pretty smart man, John.
470
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,590
Trust your gut.
471
00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:26,959
Oh, look!
472
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,859
Shrimp cocktail. Let's get some.
473
00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:31,269
- Now, hang on.
- Hey. Take your hand off her,
474
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:33,699
or there are gonna be
some severe consequences.
475
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,299
Whoa, John, calm down.
476
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,639
What do you see in this guy?
477
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,650
All right, that's it!
478
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:40,980
Oh, boy, you shouldn't have done that.
479
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,159
Oh!
480
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,259
That's enough! Both of you,
481
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,859
just cool your jets.
482
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,560
This isn't over, Dr. Linkletter!
483
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:50,619
Anytime, anyplace, Dr. Sturgis.
484
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,200
And your graviton research
485
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,499
is mediocre at best!
486
00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:57,889
Keep moving.
487
00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:59,419
Are you angry with me?
488
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,420
More turned on.
489
00:19:00,421 --> 00:19:02,090
Ooh. Great. Let's go.
490
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,499
Good morning, Mary.
491
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,980
Hmm.
492
00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,259
What's that about?
493
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,290
I'm punishing him.
494
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,850
- What for?
- Nothing, really.
495
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,129
But once I got started, I couldn't stop.
496
00:19:25,301 --> 00:19:26,569
I'll get it!
497
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,060
The hell?
498
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,530
Sheldon Cooper live here?
499
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,680
Mare!
500
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,510
Am I in trouble?
501
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:54,140
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