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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:05,403 [ Joe Cocker's "With a Little Help From My Friends" plays ] 2 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,251 ? Baby ? 3 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,920 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 4 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:25,156 ? Said I'm gonna make it with my friends ? 5 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,858 ? Try with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,927 ? Oh, oh, I'm gonna keep on tryin' ? 7 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:32,764 ? Get by with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,033 ? I'm gonna keep on tryin', now, babe ? 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,736 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 10 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:41,940 ? When I grow up to be a man ? 11 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:44,643 If there's one way to describe adolescence, 12 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,310 It might be this... 13 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,546 It's a gamble. 14 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:49,814 ? That turn me on as a kid? ? 15 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:52,084 An adventure into the unexpected. 16 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:54,419 A step into the unknown. 17 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:55,954 ? That I wish I hadn't done what I did? ? 18 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:59,323 It's a time of life that pits hope against fear 19 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:02,660 And logic against prayer. 20 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:05,596 A game of luck and opportunity. 21 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:09,401 Not unlike, say, for instance... 22 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,470 Poker. 23 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:14,439 All right, I call. 24 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,340 A pair of queens. 25 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:18,175 So let's see 'em. 26 00:01:18,177 --> 00:01:20,044 Two 2s. 27 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:22,013 Nothin' but ace-high. 28 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,014 Two pair. 29 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,449 9s and 4s. 30 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:27,886 The bi-monthly, Friday-night high-stakes poker game. 31 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,320 Jeff? 32 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:32,424 Junior year, it was ritual. 33 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,225 Three kings. 34 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:37,629 Don't worry, guys. 35 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,964 It's going to a good cause. Me. 36 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,133 Of course, it was more than just a rotating tournament, 37 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:44,903 Depending on whose parents were out for the evening. 38 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:48,640 And it was about more than just cold, hard cash. 39 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,341 Okay. Nickel ante. 40 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:54,111 This game was defined by personality. 41 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:55,313 Ours. 42 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:56,681 Okay, boys. 43 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,316 How about a little night baseball, huh? 44 00:01:58,318 --> 00:01:59,918 9s are wild. 3s are wild. 45 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,587 Any picture card with facial hair... wild. 46 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,289 There was the overenthusiastic... 47 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,591 Straight poker. 48 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,059 And the all-American. 49 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,394 Paul, your bet. 50 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,796 There was the cautious... 51 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,565 I don't know. Let me think for a second. 52 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:17,035 Paul... While we're still young. 53 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,037 And the impatient... 54 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,271 Okay. 55 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:23,008 Three cents. 56 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:26,644 And, of course, the supremely confident. 57 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:30,181 A... Quarter. 58 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:32,918 A quarter? 59 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,253 That's kind of steep, isn't it? 60 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,021 Quarter. 61 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:38,489 And despite our different styles, 62 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:41,692 We maintained the easy give-and-take of friendship 63 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:45,497 That I knew would endure well into the future. 64 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,400 Don't put the glass right on the table. 65 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,801 My father will kill me if he sees a stain. 66 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,204 Ooh. 67 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,839 I'm... I'm fairly certain these chairs of yours 68 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,908 Are aggravating my prostate. 69 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,046 This hand's an all-time beaut. 70 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,246 You should frame it. 71 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:03,748 Hang it on the wall. 72 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,084 Okay, then. Who needs cards? 73 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,853 - Give me four. - Anyone else? 74 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,888 Three. 75 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,890 Uh, give me two. 76 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:16,461 Uh, um, no, wait, um... 77 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,663 Better make that three. 78 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,765 Jeff? 79 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,900 None. 80 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,503 None? You sure? 81 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:29,307 I fold. 82 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:30,809 Well, then... 83 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,877 Guess I'm the lucky winner. 84 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,646 Still, we weren't old men yet. 85 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,313 We were teenage boys... 86 00:03:36,315 --> 00:03:38,516 Innocent. Uncomplicated. 87 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,284 So, is anyone hungry? 88 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:42,053 - Hungry. - Let's go. 89 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,422 - I got chips. - The 8:00 snack break. 90 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,491 A chance to mix simple pleasantries 91 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,993 With complex carbohydrates and starch. 92 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:50,862 I can't believe it. 93 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:51,929 Do you guys have any idea 94 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:53,732 What you're putting into your bodies? 95 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,666 What do you mean... this isn't healthy? 96 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:58,103 I'd hate to see your digestive tract in 10 years. 97 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,270 Tell you what... you don't ask, 98 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:00,538 And I won't offer, all right? 99 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,541 Kev, don't you have any fruit in this house? 100 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,477 Yeah. It's on the bottom. 101 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,745 No. All I see here is an apple pie. 102 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,613 Right. Apple's a fruit. 103 00:04:09,615 --> 00:04:10,915 [ laughter ] 104 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,583 Forget it. 105 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,119 I got an orange in my car. 106 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,519 Least I plan ahead. 107 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,722 Boy, he doesn't quit, does he? 108 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,891 What do you mean? 109 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,926 Well, it's just that he's kind of like, um... 110 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,261 How shall I say it? 111 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,329 Not fun. 112 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:25,996 A major downer. 113 00:04:25,998 --> 00:04:28,733 What are you guys talking about? 114 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,804 Uh, Kev... 115 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,639 About the ski trip over spring vacation... 116 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:38,009 Yeah, we're all still going, right? 117 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,612 See, the thing is... 118 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,315 We don't think we're gonna have room for Pfeiffer. 119 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:47,017 Well, what do you mean? 120 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:49,153 I thought all of us were going. 121 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,688 Well, it's not Paul so much. 122 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,256 It's just that, uh... 123 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,892 Chuck's car only... only fits four people. 124 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,094 You can check the manual. 125 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,596 And my uncle's cabin only has four beds. 126 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:01,265 So, what are you guys trying to say? 127 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,533 Even though it was pretty clear. 128 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,401 [ door opens ] [ Clears throat ] 129 00:05:04,403 --> 00:05:06,204 So, what did I miss? 130 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,338 Now, Paul Pfeiffer 131 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:10,108 Had been my best friend for 17 years. 132 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,343 I'd always told him everything. 133 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:14,979 Nothing. 134 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,748 Really. 135 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,983 No, we were just, uh... Talking. 136 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,117 Well, come on, guys. 137 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:22,152 Let's get back to the game. 138 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:27,625 After all, Paul was just being himself... 139 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,060 Want an orange? 140 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,194 No, thanks. Come on. 141 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,796 As opposed, to, say... 142 00:05:32,798 --> 00:05:36,000 Some of the rest of us. 143 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,302 Chuck, the bet is a quarter. 144 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:39,570 You threw in a nickel. 145 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:40,772 Uh... 146 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,273 Right. 147 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,509 Quarter. 148 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:48,813 By 8:30, Chuck Coleman's natural ebullience 149 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,215 Was fading fast. 150 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,750 So, Chuck, what's wrong with you? 151 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:55,153 Nothing! I just have some stuff on my mind. 152 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,288 What kind of stuff? 153 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,989 Uh, you know... 154 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:01,860 Eh... Me and Alice. 155 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,728 What, are you guys fighting again? 156 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,230 No. It's nothing like that. 157 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:08,799 Well, if you're not fighting, what are you two doing? 158 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:12,937 [ Romantic music plays ] 159 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:20,377 There are moments in life that alter history 160 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,447 And change the course of human events. 161 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:24,348 You didn't. 162 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,550 This was one of them. 163 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,152 [ Chuckles ] 164 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:29,620 All right, Chuck! 165 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:30,955 Way to go, Coleman. 166 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,656 It was a stirring revelation 167 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,825 That merited only one response. 168 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,161 You know, I hope you used some kind of protection. 169 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,697 [ Music stops ] 170 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,532 Huh? 171 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,868 I said, "I hope you used protection." 172 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:48,639 Of course I did, Pfeiffer. 173 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,809 I mean, what kind of stooge do you take me for? 174 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,579 Ask an idiotic question... 175 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,715 Look, are we gonna play cards or not? 176 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,951 - No, I'm out. - Me too. 177 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,218 Yeah, me too. 178 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,754 And speaking of idiotic... 179 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,623 Oh, you're not gonna smoke that thing, are you? 180 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,224 Do you have any idea what it's gonna do to your lungs? 181 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:11,062 Not to mention my sweater? 182 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,531 I don't believe it. He's actually lighting it. 183 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,000 [ Blows ] 184 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:17,935 Paul, come on. It's only a cigar. 185 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,871 Look, I have some air freshener in my car. 186 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,706 I'll be right back. 187 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,975 I guess you could say Paul's consistency 188 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,844 Was getting a little too consistent. 189 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,246 Uh... Brother. 190 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,513 And so maybe it was time 191 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,282 To have a little talk with old Paul... 192 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,583 I'll be back in a minute. 193 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,719 To clue him in to public opinion... 194 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,221 Delicately, diplomatically. 195 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,657 Paul, you're being a real pain. 196 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,659 What? What's that supposed to mean? 197 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,995 Well... You just got to lighten up a little. 198 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,163 Lighten up about what? 199 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,198 Well, for starters, 200 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,833 You can forget about the air freshener. 201 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,401 Do you know how much it smells in there? 202 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,537 Paul, who cares? 203 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:54,505 It's just the guys, and we're playin' poker. 204 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:57,908 I mean, don't make such a big deal out of it, okay? 205 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,211 Okay? 206 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,614 Okay. 207 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,349 Yeah. 208 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:08,052 Great. 209 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,322 Great. 210 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,490 Straight. 211 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,158 That's not a straight. 212 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,226 Of course it is. Look. 213 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,627 2-3-4-5-6. 214 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,729 234-5-9. 215 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,831 Do you know what 2-3-4-5-9 is? 216 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,567 Nothing. 217 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,702 Boy, Randy, maybe you should be studying your math. 218 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,537 Yeah, really funny. 219 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,372 Which, of course, it was. 220 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:30,107 To us, anyway. 221 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:32,309 Hey, will you guys just shut up? 222 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:33,311 For your information, 223 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,713 I failed my last three trigonometry tests. 224 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:38,549 When I flunk out, I bet it'll be really hilarious. 225 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,218 Oh, come on. You're not gonna flunk out. 226 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,852 Oh, yeah? 227 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,187 My guidance counselor says if I don't pass, 228 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,521 I'm not gonna graduate. 229 00:08:44,523 --> 00:08:47,658 What do you say to that? 230 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,294 And, of course, there was only one thing to say. 231 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:51,863 Three kings. 232 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,431 [ Sobs ] 233 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:58,035 Of course, some of us were taking the news 234 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,403 Harder than others. 235 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:02,974 Chuck, it'll be okay. 236 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,442 I still have a chance to pass. 237 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,777 If I apply myself... Who cares about you? 238 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:09,947 What's the matter, Chuck? You can't beat three kings? 239 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,153 I think Alice is pregnant. 240 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,090 Here, congratulations. Have a cigar. 241 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,792 I knew it. 242 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,128 - I knew it. - Shut up, Paul. 243 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,897 Look, I was just trying to help. 244 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,065 Yeah, well, don't. 245 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,335 It's been said sobering news travels in bunches. 246 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,271 And after 90 minutes of poker, 247 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,174 There was no shortage of sobering news. 248 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,976 How could I be so stupid? 249 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:42,079 Chuck was on the brink of fatherhood. 250 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,148 Well, at least you're passing trig. 251 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:47,751 Randy was on the brink of repeating the 11th grade. 252 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,423 [ blows ] 253 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,792 And I was on the brink of hating my best friend. 254 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,526 Knock it off, Pfeiffer. 255 00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:58,062 Not till you put that thing out. 256 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,897 But in addition to it all, 257 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:02,733 In addition to the gut-wrenching teenage melodrama 258 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,501 Playing out before us, 259 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:07,471 One other thing seemed slightly amiss. 260 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,039 He started it. 261 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:13,443 Hey. 262 00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,545 You cheated. 263 00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:20,351 We were in the presence of a crook. 264 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,488 Okay. Now, where were we? 265 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,756 After an hour and a half 266 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:29,026 Of our monthly rotating Friday-night poker game, 267 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,728 This guy's cheating... 268 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,930 This guy's flunking school... 269 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,132 This guy might be a father... 270 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,935 This guy is annoying everyone... 271 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,236 And this guy? 272 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,571 Well... 273 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,605 You cheated. 274 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,207 I did not! 275 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,275 My fingers were greasy from the potato chips. 276 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:47,111 I-I-I'm sure a card, you know, 277 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,379 Just shot right out of my hands. 278 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,182 All right, all right. 279 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,283 Then ask yourselves this... 280 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:56,220 Why would I possibly cheat at cards? 281 00:10:56,222 --> 00:11:00,023 Well, the way I see it, your motive is greed. 282 00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:01,392 Excuse me, Lieutenant Colombo. 283 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,394 Maybe I'm just a better card player than all you guys. 284 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,695 You ever think of that? 285 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,363 I can't take this anymore. 286 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,866 This is insane! 287 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,367 [ Blows ] 288 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,937 And somehow I couldn't avoid the thought 289 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,738 Maybe Chuck was right. 290 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:20,144 You okay? 291 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:24,615 Listen, I-i know what you're thinking... 292 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,417 That my life would be over. 293 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,251 No. 294 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:30,220 No. I-i know how it sounds. 295 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,491 But it wouldn't be that bad, really. 296 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,525 I mean, Alice and I... 297 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,194 We could live in my parents' attic 298 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,695 Until we graduate high school. 299 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,265 And after that, we could move into the garage. 300 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,635 Chuck, why don't you wait until you find out for sure? 301 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,837 I mean, it's not like you're a doctor or anything. 302 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,773 You think so? 303 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:51,375 Yeah. 304 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,877 Yeah, I mean... 305 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,180 How much do you really know about biology, anyway? 306 00:11:56,182 --> 00:12:00,484 Apparently just enough to be dangerous. 307 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,686 Excuse me. I got to make a phone call. 308 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,588 Paul... 309 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,924 Yeah? 310 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,125 We were in here. 311 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,327 You know, Chuck and I. 312 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,596 Right. And now Chuck left. 313 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:15,700 And I'm gonna make a phone call. 314 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,934 - And I don't know. - Hello? 315 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,136 Maybe because of what the guys had said 316 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,672 Or maybe because of the way he was acting, 317 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:26,444 But suddenly I was beginning to see Paul in a whole new light. 318 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:30,214 I mean, my Dad expects me to go to some great college. 319 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,382 I don't know how to tell him 320 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,150 I might not even graduate from high school. 321 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,919 I would suggest doing it over a nice dessert. 322 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,788 Thanks. 323 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:38,890 Hey, I'm watching you, billings. 324 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,191 So hang on to your cards this time. 325 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,692 Okay. I'm back. 326 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,060 Oh, were you gone? 327 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,529 And so, there we were... 328 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,298 Five friends playing poker. 329 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,600 Hey. Maybe if you dealt a little slower, 330 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,002 My cards wouldn't end up in the cheese puffs. 331 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:55,005 Five friends arguing and sniping, 332 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,340 Carping and whining. 333 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,143 Taking umbrage at even the pettiest offense. 334 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,811 Yeah, well, maybe if you learned how to shuffle, 335 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,579 You could deal once in a while, huh? 336 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,215 You call that dealing? 337 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,382 Suffer. 338 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,818 Five friends who couldn't agree on a thing. 339 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:12,089 Hey. We're out of food. 340 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,924 Except one thing. 341 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,560 Yeah, someone should run out and get more. 342 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,161 So, who wants to go? 343 00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,529 Kev? 344 00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:21,398 What, and leave you guys with all the cards? 345 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,833 All right, fine. I'll go. 346 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,035 No way. He'll just go out and get another deck. 347 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,036 All right, I'll go. 348 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,338 But I'll take the deck of cards with me. 349 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,174 Of course, Kev, how do we know you won't cheat? 350 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,276 Me? 351 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,082 So, naturally, there was only one solution. 352 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,619 We did what any five petty, squabbling, 353 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,754 Distrustful best friends would do. 354 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,556 God, why does it take five guys to go get food? 355 00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:47,791 Because we're hungry. 356 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:48,792 Because we're morons. 357 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,094 Hey, who you calling a moron? 358 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,228 Hey, figure it out, Sherlock. 359 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,262 Hey, look, can you guys 360 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,363 Maybe quit picking on each other? 361 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,498 I'm gonna go get the stuff, okay? 362 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,699 No. You go, and you'll come back 363 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,467 With 12 pounds of fruit. 364 00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,902 Whoops. 365 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,105 Stupid. 366 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,273 What did you say, Paul? 367 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:04,975 Nothing. 368 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,677 No, 'cause I heard you say something. 369 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,379 I didn't say anything. 370 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,080 Well, here's what I say. 371 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,349 Maybe you're a moron, but let me tell you something. 372 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,252 Stewart and Irene Coleman did not raise any morons. 373 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,489 No, you deserve all the credit for that, right? 374 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,789 I'm out of here. 375 00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:22,326 Me too. 376 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,595 No, not those. 377 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,864 They're bad for you. 378 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,299 God, Paul, what is your problem? 379 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,634 What problem? 380 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,469 I'm not sure if I was angry at Paul 381 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,071 Or if I was angry at myself 382 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,173 For suddenly hating my best friend, but... 383 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,609 You know, it used to be fun to hang around with you. 384 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,610 And I don't know what it is now, 385 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,445 But being with you is like being... 386 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,713 What? 387 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,248 I don't know. 388 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,250 I just think... 389 00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:51,889 But what I didn't want to say was that Paul had changed. 390 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,091 You know, Kev, you've changed. 391 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,993 What? 392 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,462 Hey! What's that supposed to mean? 393 00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,863 I mean, you hang around with those guys, 394 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,631 And all you care about is being cool in front of them. 395 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:02,832 I do not. 396 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,501 And besides, they're your friends, too. 397 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,670 No. They were your friends first. 398 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,406 We were friends, so I just came along. 399 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,808 What, so I can't have any other friends other than you? 400 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,677 That's ridiculous. 401 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,244 You know, I call you when the guys get together. 402 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,080 I invite you to the poker games. I... 403 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,681 Yeah, and that ski trip over spring break... 404 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,964 I bet you were gonna invite me to that, too, right? 405 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,457 That's what I thought. 406 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,660 Hey, I can't even sit in the car with you morons. 407 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,528 Shut up, Chuck. 408 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,529 You know, I wouldn't have be here 409 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,730 If it wasn't for your cheating. 410 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,998 Hey, Mr. Math whiz, 411 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,866 Don't you have some studying to do or something? 412 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,301 Look, shut up about my math already. 413 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,535 At least I don't cheat. 414 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,436 Maybe you should. 415 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,105 You haven't won a hand in three months. 416 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,072 Why don't you both take a hike? 417 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,206 You sound like you're married. 418 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,608 I don't believe you guys. 419 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,376 You know, you make me sick? 420 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,278 Oh, yeah? 421 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,648 Well, what are you gonna do about it? 422 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,116 What am I gonna do about it? 423 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,917 What are you gonna do about it? 424 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:57,921 And, of course, there was only one answer. 425 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:02,526 Gentlemen... The ante is $1. 426 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,806 The last hand of the night. 427 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,908 Cards? 428 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,710 Two. 429 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,079 The play was intense... 430 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:25,415 The conversation at a minimum. 431 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,884 Two. 432 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,253 What had begun three hours ago 433 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,590 As a simple game among friends... 434 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,024 Three. 435 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,426 Had, by 10:30, 436 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,830 Developed into an all-out grudge match. 437 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,599 One. 438 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,704 I'll take two. 439 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:52,409 Suddenly, we were no longer boys playing a man's game. 440 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,210 We were men. 441 00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:55,879 Men at war. 442 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,315 Defending our turf... 443 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,584 Standing our ground. 444 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,152 All right. 445 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:06,424 I bet 20 cents. 446 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:11,729 30. 447 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,899 35. 448 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:21,104 And I'll raise you 50. 449 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,512 51. 450 00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:31,848 It was time to show no mercy... 451 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:35,185 Take no prisoners. 452 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,653 The bets were down. 453 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,758 Pair of jacks. 454 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,462 A straight. 455 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,397 Almost. 456 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,703 Two pair... jacks and 9s. 457 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,074 Three 7s. 458 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,947 It's up to you, Jeff. 459 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:09,854 And then... 460 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,259 I fold. 461 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,594 I got nothin'. 462 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,132 You mean I win? 463 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,534 You win. 464 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,071 I won. 465 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,707 I can't believe it. I won. 466 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,876 At the very brink of disillusionment and despair, 467 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,113 Randy Mitchell, the perpetual loser, 468 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,449 Finally won a hand. 469 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,817 [ telephone rings ] 470 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,486 I'll get it. 471 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,559 Hello? 472 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,963 Yeah. Yeah, hang on. 473 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,432 Chuck, it's Alice. 474 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:06,310 [ Breathes heavily ] 475 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,777 Alice? 476 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,485 That's great. 477 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,821 Uh, that... that's great. 478 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,723 Yeah. 479 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,726 Me too. 480 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,928 I'll call you when I get home. 481 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,464 Okay. Bye. 482 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,533 She's not pregnant. 483 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,667 And there you had it... 484 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,637 Fortune in men's lives. 485 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,738 Face it... 486 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,073 In poker and friendship, 487 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,976 Anything could happen. 488 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,745 And anything usually did. 489 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:42,913 See you later, guys. 490 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,080 Thanks, Kev. 491 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,817 Guess I'll go hit the books. 492 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,519 See ya. 493 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,589 Boy, I will never have sex again. 494 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,125 Hey, wait up! 495 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,960 Hey, Jeff. Sorry about that last hand. 496 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,430 Well, he deserved to win one. 497 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,664 See you Monday, man. 498 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,199 Bye. 499 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,368 Hey, Coleman. You still owe me 7 bucks. 500 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,002 - I do not. - I want an IOU. 501 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:09,440 The funny thing is, that night, cleaning up, 502 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,409 I kept thinking about that last hand. 503 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:16,547 The one that had turned things around for Randy... 504 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,148 For all of us. 505 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,618 The one Jeff had lost. 506 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,621 Wait a minute. 507 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,562 Jeff won. 508 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,532 I felt pretty foolish having questioned the guy's integrity, 509 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,335 His honesty. 510 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:44,808 The fact that this deck had five kings. 511 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,511 [ door opens ] 512 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:51,214 The door was open. 513 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,817 I forgot my jacket. 514 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,253 Oh. 515 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,256 I guess that silence said it all... 516 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:03,694 That things had changed between Paul and me... 517 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,731 That the unspoken ease of our friendship was slipping away. 518 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,633 So, I guess I'll see you in school. 519 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:12,369 Yeah. 520 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,174 Paul? 521 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,112 Uh... 522 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,315 I just wanted to say that, uh... 523 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:31,388 But there was no way to say it. 524 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,823 Those 17 years... 525 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,525 He knew what I meant. 526 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,527 Thanks. 527 00:21:40,231 --> 00:21:43,800 After all, standing there on the edge of adulthood, 528 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,838 We knew that the problems of men were not easily solved, 529 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,006 That life was a risk... 530 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:53,510 That growing up was a gamble... 531 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,713 That the time for bluffing had passed. 532 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:59,315 Come on, Paul. Let's see what you got. 533 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:03,053 Uh, is this a 3 or an 8? 534 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,087 An 8. 535 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,088 Oh. 536 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,356 After 40 years, 537 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:09,025 I should think you could afford a new deck of cards. 538 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:11,628 Still, you never knew. 539 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,464 Jeff, what's that under your sleeve? 540 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:15,965 My cuff link. 541 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:16,966 Yeah? 542 00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,101 Well, that cuff link 543 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,136 Better not be able to beat three queens. 544 00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:21,437 Never mind. 545 00:22:21,439 --> 00:22:25,308 With a little luck, things just might turn out okay. 546 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,543 What you got? 547 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,211 I got bubkes. 548 00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,580 So, anyone hungry? 549 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:35,180 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38107

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