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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,073 --> 00:00:03,700 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,092 So, what do you think? 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,426 Think you're a few years off. 4 00:00:07,528 --> 00:00:08,838 Well, I think it's cute, 5 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:11,441 and I think you're jealous because Sue invited me up 6 00:00:11,465 --> 00:00:13,109 to celebrate her 21st birthday 7 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:14,778 and you had to trick Axl 8 00:00:14,802 --> 00:00:16,746 into celebrating his with you. 9 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:18,860 I didn't trick him. 10 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:20,371 And don't get too big a head there. 11 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,839 Didn't she choose you just 'cause 12 00:00:21,863 --> 00:00:23,174 her real friends are out of town? 13 00:00:23,198 --> 00:00:24,275 I'm fun, Mike. 14 00:00:24,299 --> 00:00:26,110 I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it, 15 00:00:26,134 --> 00:00:28,713 and we are gonna party like it's 1999. 16 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:31,504 You were 33 with two kids in '99. 17 00:00:32,608 --> 00:00:35,386 Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? 18 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,889 Aha! Whoo! Got it. 19 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:38,856 That's the blue bag? 20 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,325 I thought the blue bag was yellow. 21 00:00:40,349 --> 00:00:42,660 The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. 22 00:00:42,684 --> 00:00:43,595 Try to keep up. 23 00:00:43,619 --> 00:00:44,929 Oh, good, the blue bag. 24 00:00:44,953 --> 00:00:45,763 Unh-unh. 25 00:00:45,787 --> 00:00:46,965 Blue bag is coming with me. 26 00:00:46,989 --> 00:00:48,733 What? But you're only going 40 minutes. 27 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,868 It'll take Dad and me at least an hour and a half 28 00:00:50,892 --> 00:00:52,437 to get to the Planet Nowhere convention. 29 00:00:52,461 --> 00:00:54,606 [GROANS] You still want to do that? 30 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:56,407 Uh, yeah? 31 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:57,575 I'm just saying, 32 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,577 it seems like you kind of just did it with Sue. 33 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,045 That was three years ago, 34 00:01:01,069 --> 00:01:03,181 and this time they're taking over a whole abandoned mall. 35 00:01:03,205 --> 00:01:05,283 Now, we're gonna need to lay a little groundwork for you 36 00:01:05,307 --> 00:01:06,517 as a Nowhere newbie. 37 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:08,286 Yes, I ordered you the badge, but don't worry, 38 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:09,587 I'll catch you up on the drive. 39 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:10,622 - [DOOR OPENS] - AXL: Hey! 40 00:01:10,646 --> 00:01:11,689 Look who's here. 41 00:01:11,713 --> 00:01:13,124 - Hey! - Hey! 42 00:01:13,148 --> 00:01:14,892 Brickster, lookin' sharp. 43 00:01:14,916 --> 00:01:16,060 And Mrs. Heck. 44 00:01:16,084 --> 00:01:18,796 Or should I say [BRITISH ACCENT] Your Majesty? 45 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:21,699 So, old Kenny's getting married, huh? 46 00:01:21,723 --> 00:01:22,600 [NORMAL VOICE] Crazy, right? 47 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:23,735 Hitchin' up with some girl 48 00:01:23,759 --> 00:01:25,470 he met on a train platform in Amsterdam. 49 00:01:25,494 --> 00:01:27,939 Yep. Their avatars fell in love, and then they did. 50 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,474 We haven't even met her yet. 51 00:01:29,498 --> 00:01:30,942 Sweet! The blue bag! 52 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,078 Oh, gross! Who put fruit in here? 53 00:01:34,102 --> 00:01:36,047 I did, because I'm taking the blue bag. 54 00:01:36,071 --> 00:01:36,981 What? No. No, no, no. 55 00:01:37,005 --> 00:01:38,116 Kenny's wedding is in Ohio, 56 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,584 and the fridge in the 'Bago is busted. 57 00:01:39,608 --> 00:01:40,551 Well, to be fair, 58 00:01:40,575 --> 00:01:41,986 everything in the 'Bago's busted. 59 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:43,755 Ooh, I told Sue I would be there by 2:00. 60 00:01:43,779 --> 00:01:45,356 Okay, anybody got any birthday cards 61 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:47,013 or presents I should take up to Sue? 62 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:48,893 That's what I thought. 63 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:49,894 All right. 64 00:01:49,918 --> 00:01:50,928 We got a long drive ahead of us, 65 00:01:50,952 --> 00:01:52,263 so we might as well hit the road. 66 00:01:52,287 --> 00:01:53,898 Have fun at Planet Loser. 67 00:01:53,922 --> 00:01:55,933 [SIGHS] The sooner we start, 68 00:01:55,957 --> 00:01:57,490 the sooner we finish. 69 00:01:59,961 --> 00:02:01,639 ? 70 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,697 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 71 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:10,014 Unh-unh, we're not doing this. 72 00:02:10,038 --> 00:02:11,349 What? Why not? 73 00:02:11,373 --> 00:02:12,650 'Cause we just waited an hour in line 74 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:13,484 to see that rock guy. 75 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,452 We're not waiting in another 76 00:02:14,476 --> 00:02:15,586 whole, big line again. 77 00:02:15,610 --> 00:02:18,122 Uh, I believe you're talking about Lord Alyzium. 78 00:02:18,146 --> 00:02:19,924 He's not a rock, he's a mineral. 79 00:02:19,948 --> 00:02:20,992 From where I stood, 80 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,260 he was mostly Styrofoam. 81 00:02:22,284 --> 00:02:24,062 No offense, Dad, but I don't think 82 00:02:24,086 --> 00:02:26,431 you're embracing the spirit of this convention. 83 00:02:26,455 --> 00:02:28,433 I promise you, this one's gonna be worth it. 84 00:02:28,457 --> 00:02:29,767 I didn't want to spoil it for you, 85 00:02:29,791 --> 00:02:32,503 but they have a live Menenjula Twin Habitat. 86 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:33,905 I don't care if they have 87 00:02:33,929 --> 00:02:35,606 a young Angie Dickinson habitat. 88 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:37,775 I'm not waiting in this line. 89 00:02:37,799 --> 00:02:39,265 [CELLPHONE CHIMES] 90 00:02:43,138 --> 00:02:44,382 "Why are you being mean to Brick? 91 00:02:44,406 --> 00:02:46,050 Just wait in line." 92 00:02:46,074 --> 00:02:47,485 Did you just text your mom? 93 00:02:47,509 --> 00:02:49,220 Silligans cannot lie. 94 00:02:49,244 --> 00:02:51,422 Well, they can, but then their arms will find off. 95 00:02:51,446 --> 00:02:52,957 Look, I'm the one that brought you out here. 96 00:02:52,981 --> 00:02:54,258 If you got a problem with something, 97 00:02:54,282 --> 00:02:56,160 take it up with me, don't text your mom. 98 00:02:56,184 --> 00:02:58,129 Come on, the line to poke that jellyfish thingy 99 00:02:58,153 --> 00:02:58,996 was wide-open. 100 00:02:59,020 --> 00:02:59,997 Let's go. 101 00:03:00,021 --> 00:03:01,218 Excuse me. 102 00:03:01,242 --> 00:03:05,303 ? 103 00:03:05,327 --> 00:03:08,806 Man, it is so weird, Kenny getting married. 104 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:09,874 Yeah, I know. 105 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:10,842 How are we old enough 106 00:03:10,866 --> 00:03:12,310 to have a friend getting married? 107 00:03:12,334 --> 00:03:13,578 Seems like just yesterday, 108 00:03:13,602 --> 00:03:15,380 the three of us were living in this thing. 109 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,814 Because it was just yesterday. 110 00:03:16,838 --> 00:03:18,516 I mean, we practically just graduated. 111 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:19,517 We're still kids! 112 00:03:19,541 --> 00:03:21,519 How can anyone be getting married? 113 00:03:21,543 --> 00:03:23,688 It's so... grown-up. 114 00:03:23,712 --> 00:03:24,889 Is Kenny a grown-up? 115 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:25,923 Are we grown-ups? 116 00:03:25,947 --> 00:03:27,592 No, we can't be grown-ups. 117 00:03:27,616 --> 00:03:29,127 I still have to date at least one more crazy chick 118 00:03:29,151 --> 00:03:30,428 before I settle down. 119 00:03:30,452 --> 00:03:31,729 Hey, you're closer to being a grown-up than I am. 120 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,030 At least you got your own place. 121 00:03:33,054 --> 00:03:34,665 Would a grown-up still sleep with a night light? 122 00:03:34,689 --> 00:03:36,100 I tell people it's a fancy smoke detector. 123 00:03:36,124 --> 00:03:37,335 I don't even pay my taxes yet. 124 00:03:37,359 --> 00:03:38,302 Well, you should. 125 00:03:38,326 --> 00:03:39,737 Last week, a cartoon made me cry. 126 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:40,938 I still drink juice boxes. 127 00:03:40,962 --> 00:03:43,174 I still use Batman toothpaste. 128 00:03:43,198 --> 00:03:44,041 [SIGHS] 129 00:03:44,065 --> 00:03:45,309 Yeah, we're not grown-up yet. 130 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,511 Yeah. 131 00:03:46,535 --> 00:03:48,546 Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese. 132 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:50,014 ? 133 00:03:50,038 --> 00:03:51,916 Oh! Why, hello, bartender. 134 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,752 I would like to order some alcohol, please. 135 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,053 And don't worry, it's legal. 136 00:03:56,077 --> 00:03:57,555 You don't have to trust the sash. 137 00:03:57,579 --> 00:03:58,945 Oh! 138 00:04:00,682 --> 00:04:01,659 Wow. 139 00:04:01,683 --> 00:04:05,463 Happy birthday, Miss... Sue Sue Heck. 140 00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:07,131 I suppose you're gonna want to see mine. 141 00:04:07,155 --> 00:04:08,933 Ah, my mom makes that joke, too. 142 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,268 All right, first round's on the house 143 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,803 for the birthday girl. What will it be? 144 00:04:11,827 --> 00:04:14,372 Ohh, I don't know. They all look so good. 145 00:04:14,396 --> 00:04:16,040 I should've made a binder for this. 146 00:04:16,064 --> 00:04:17,341 Okay, I don't know. 147 00:04:17,365 --> 00:04:19,677 Let's have [GASPS] something with an umbrella. Mm. 148 00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:21,078 No, with fruit. 149 00:04:21,102 --> 00:04:22,246 No! With fire. 150 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:23,748 Listen, since it's your 21st, 151 00:04:23,772 --> 00:04:25,149 why don't I whip you up something special, 152 00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:26,150 and you can let me know what you think? 153 00:04:26,174 --> 00:04:27,885 - Ah! - Ooh! 154 00:04:27,909 --> 00:04:29,821 Okay. All right. 155 00:04:29,845 --> 00:04:31,889 [CLEARS THROAT] So, you're gonna want to pace yourself. 156 00:04:31,913 --> 00:04:32,723 We have all night. 157 00:04:32,747 --> 00:04:33,691 And the most important thing 158 00:04:33,715 --> 00:04:35,660 is not to drink on an empty stomach. 159 00:04:35,684 --> 00:04:37,528 That means we're gonna want to layer. 160 00:04:37,552 --> 00:04:40,865 We need to make a nice, cozy bed of absorbent food layers 161 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,600 for the booze to rest on. 162 00:04:42,624 --> 00:04:43,868 Got it. 163 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,470 Oh, and don't let me forget... 164 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,839 It's a big thing here that on your 21st birthday, 165 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:50,241 everybody kisses the East Indy dragon statue. 166 00:04:50,265 --> 00:04:52,343 It's one of our oldest traditions, 167 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,345 dating back to the '80s, 168 00:04:54,369 --> 00:04:56,614 so, obvi, I got to do it. 169 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:58,382 - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Enjoy, ladies. 170 00:04:58,406 --> 00:05:00,351 - Ah! - Mmm! 171 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:02,720 Oh, happy birthday, honey. 172 00:05:02,744 --> 00:05:03,821 - [GLASSES CLINK] - Ohh! 173 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,056 - First legal drink! - Mm-hmm. 174 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,079 [SQUEALS] 175 00:05:07,716 --> 00:05:09,794 Oh, I think there's something bad in this. 176 00:05:09,818 --> 00:05:11,162 That's the alcohol. 177 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,530 Oh. 178 00:05:12,554 --> 00:05:15,733 ? 179 00:05:15,757 --> 00:05:17,201 One order of fries, 180 00:05:17,225 --> 00:05:20,760 and a pop in the Faxon's Folly festival-only collector's cup. 181 00:05:26,434 --> 00:05:27,378 [CROWD GRUNTS] 182 00:05:27,402 --> 00:05:28,646 What the hell?! 183 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:29,647 What'd you do that for? 184 00:05:29,671 --> 00:05:31,048 That's what they're for. 185 00:05:31,072 --> 00:05:33,017 When the Silligans were being chased from the Outer Rings 186 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,952 by the Marderian Horde, they cut weight 187 00:05:34,976 --> 00:05:36,521 by dumping their food stores. 188 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,222 We honor their sacrifice by doing the same. 189 00:05:38,246 --> 00:05:40,157 [QUIETLY] I know you're a newbie, but come on, Dad. 190 00:05:40,181 --> 00:05:41,792 Can you at least lower your voice a little 191 00:05:41,816 --> 00:05:43,182 when asking dumb questions? 192 00:05:44,419 --> 00:05:46,998 That will be $26.95. 193 00:05:47,022 --> 00:05:47,965 For a pop?! 194 00:05:47,989 --> 00:05:49,467 It's a collector's cup. 195 00:05:49,491 --> 00:05:51,135 Well, then, I'm just gonna collect my money 196 00:05:51,159 --> 00:05:53,504 and put it back in my pocket. 197 00:05:53,528 --> 00:05:54,805 Ridiculous. 198 00:05:54,829 --> 00:05:56,107 They think 'cause they got you trapped, 199 00:05:56,131 --> 00:05:57,575 you'll pay for anything. 200 00:05:57,599 --> 00:06:00,144 Great, now I got French fry all over my foot. 201 00:06:00,168 --> 00:06:01,112 [CELLPHONE CHIMES] 202 00:06:01,136 --> 00:06:02,135 [GROWLS] 203 00:06:04,873 --> 00:06:07,084 "Just let Brick have the cup." 204 00:06:07,108 --> 00:06:09,820 What did I tell ya?! I said, "Don't go texting your mom." 205 00:06:09,844 --> 00:06:11,522 Well, I'm sorry, but you're being unreasonable. 206 00:06:11,546 --> 00:06:12,990 If you're coming to something like this, 207 00:06:13,014 --> 00:06:14,692 you should expect to get a souvenir cup. 208 00:06:14,716 --> 00:06:17,128 I'm beginning to understand why Mom says she's the fun parent. 209 00:06:17,152 --> 00:06:19,530 Well, that may be true, but you're stuck with me. 210 00:06:19,554 --> 00:06:21,465 We're stuck with each other, and that's the way it is, 211 00:06:21,489 --> 00:06:23,234 - so you're just gonna have - [CELLPHONE RINGS] 212 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,201 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 213 00:06:24,225 --> 00:06:25,136 Hello? 214 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,604 FRANKIE: You need to calm down. 215 00:06:26,628 --> 00:06:27,872 What? Are you kidding me?! 216 00:06:27,896 --> 00:06:29,373 That vein was popping out of your head. 217 00:06:29,397 --> 00:06:30,408 I was worried about you. 218 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,642 I think Mom should be notified 219 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:33,277 if you're about to have a medical episode. 220 00:06:33,301 --> 00:06:34,245 Suck it up, Mike. 221 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,113 Just let him do his weird things. 222 00:06:36,137 --> 00:06:38,549 Hey, I let him do plenty. You don't know... 223 00:06:38,573 --> 00:06:40,351 - [THUD] - [CROWD GRUNTS] 224 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,253 You don't know what we've done and haven't done, 225 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,621 but he shouldn't be texting you. 226 00:06:43,645 --> 00:06:46,023 I'm the parent on duty, I'm dealing with it. 227 00:06:46,047 --> 00:06:47,959 You think I want to be getting all these texts? 228 00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:49,760 Every time I try to take a selfie with Sue, 229 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:50,761 Brick keeps popping up, 230 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,229 telling me how awful you're being. 231 00:06:52,253 --> 00:06:55,466 He threw a $5 basket of fries against the wall! 232 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:57,835 It's the Wall of Sacrifice! That's what you do. 233 00:06:57,859 --> 00:07:00,571 You know, if this were Axl, you wouldn't be complaining. 234 00:07:00,595 --> 00:07:03,140 You would happily go along with whatever he wanted to do. 235 00:07:03,164 --> 00:07:06,110 All I'm asking is that you choose Brick. 236 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,278 Choose Brick? 237 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,761 What the hell does that even mean... "Choose Brick"? 238 00:07:09,785 --> 00:07:12,516 I'm saying he's your kid and he deserves your attention. 239 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:14,352 Even if you're tired, you can't just slack off. 240 00:07:14,376 --> 00:07:16,721 You got to be on top of your game when it comes to your kids. 241 00:07:16,745 --> 00:07:17,622 [GLASS SHATTERS] 242 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,690 SUE: Happy birthday to me! 243 00:07:19,714 --> 00:07:22,326 [SLURRING] Happy birthday to meeee! 244 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,328 [SQUEALING] 245 00:07:24,352 --> 00:07:26,998 I was gone five minutes. What happened? 246 00:07:27,022 --> 00:07:29,967 Everybody is so nice when it's your birthday. 247 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,003 They all keep giving me free drinks, 248 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:34,538 and they are all so good. 249 00:07:34,562 --> 00:07:35,706 - This one is my favorite... - You shouldn't be mixing. 250 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:37,241 ...because it's the colors of the flag. 251 00:07:37,265 --> 00:07:38,509 - Okay, but... - No, wait, this one 252 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:40,711 because it tickles my nose when I drink it. 253 00:07:40,735 --> 00:07:42,780 [GASPS] No, wait! 254 00:07:42,804 --> 00:07:44,548 You're all my babies. 255 00:07:44,572 --> 00:07:48,519 [SIGHS DEEPLY] Aww! 256 00:07:48,543 --> 00:07:49,575 [LAUGHS] 257 00:07:51,922 --> 00:07:53,551 From the exchange students at table nine. 258 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:54,687 - Ooh. - Oh, no, no, no. 259 00:07:54,711 --> 00:07:56,589 She's gonna need at least two more layers 260 00:07:56,613 --> 00:07:58,090 to soak everything up. 261 00:07:58,114 --> 00:08:00,693 I'm teaching her to drink responsibly. 262 00:08:00,717 --> 00:08:01,861 Ooh, this is good. 263 00:08:01,885 --> 00:08:04,129 We're gonna need one more of these. 264 00:08:04,153 --> 00:08:05,064 Mnh-mnh. 265 00:08:05,088 --> 00:08:06,298 FRANKIE: Yep, it was a good thing 266 00:08:06,322 --> 00:08:07,900 I was there for Sue so I could teach her 267 00:08:07,924 --> 00:08:09,068 how to drink responsibly. 268 00:08:09,092 --> 00:08:11,904 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - ALL: Shark attack! 269 00:08:11,928 --> 00:08:14,506 Go, Mommy! Go, Mommy! Go! 270 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:17,343 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - [APPLAUSE] 271 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:18,811 [GASPS] Wait! 272 00:08:18,835 --> 00:08:20,446 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 273 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:22,014 Wait, wait! The dragon! 274 00:08:22,038 --> 00:08:24,016 I still got to kiss the dragon. 275 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,185 What dragon? My ass is draggin'. 276 00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:28,954 [LAUGHS] You said "ass." You're so funny. I know! 277 00:08:28,978 --> 00:08:30,089 Ooh, I got another one, I got another one. 278 00:08:30,113 --> 00:08:31,257 Yeah? 279 00:08:31,281 --> 00:08:32,725 My ass is draggin'. 280 00:08:32,749 --> 00:08:34,827 [BOTH LAUGH] 281 00:08:34,851 --> 00:08:36,528 Oh, but Mommy, the dragon... 282 00:08:36,552 --> 00:08:38,464 the poor dragon is probably so lonely 283 00:08:38,488 --> 00:08:40,666 out there all alone at night. 284 00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:42,334 Oh, I got to go. We got to go... 285 00:08:42,358 --> 00:08:44,136 got to go kiss my dragon boyfriend. 286 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,738 [WEAKLY] Okay, hang on. 287 00:08:45,762 --> 00:08:47,106 [STOMACH GURGLES] 288 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:49,909 Whew! Okay, I'm not feeling so hot. 289 00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:52,011 You know what, let's just go back to the apartment, 290 00:08:52,035 --> 00:08:54,513 and then you can kiss the dragon tomorrow. 291 00:08:54,537 --> 00:08:56,715 What? No, I can't do that. 292 00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:59,084 If I kiss the dragon on a day that's not my birthday, 293 00:08:59,108 --> 00:09:00,719 it's just dumb. 294 00:09:00,743 --> 00:09:02,454 Hey, Sue! Mrs. Heck! 295 00:09:02,478 --> 00:09:03,756 - Hey! - Aidan! 296 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:04,924 Whoo! Hey! 297 00:09:04,948 --> 00:09:06,325 I thought I'd see if you guys were still here 298 00:09:06,349 --> 00:09:07,326 and buy you a birthday drink. 299 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,661 We're gonna kiss the dragon. 300 00:09:08,685 --> 00:09:11,997 - No dragon! Must go home! - Boo. 301 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:14,400 Uh, maybe I should show you the way to the dragon 302 00:09:14,424 --> 00:09:16,302 and then make sure you both get home. 303 00:09:16,326 --> 00:09:17,403 That sound okay, Mrs. Heck? 304 00:09:17,427 --> 00:09:18,737 Okay, she's gonna kiss the dragon, 305 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:19,805 then I'm gonna take her home, 306 00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:21,040 and then I'm gonna kiss her little face off 307 00:09:21,064 --> 00:09:22,007 because she's so cute! 308 00:09:22,031 --> 00:09:22,841 Ohh. 309 00:09:22,865 --> 00:09:23,976 Okay, well, come on. Let's... 310 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,144 - Whoo! - Yeah, yeah. 311 00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:26,578 Do you know, she was 4 once. 312 00:09:26,602 --> 00:09:27,913 That's right, yes. Come on. 313 00:09:27,937 --> 00:09:28,881 - I didn't know that! - Oh, watch that. 314 00:09:28,905 --> 00:09:29,715 Careful. 315 00:09:29,739 --> 00:09:30,849 [SIGHS] 316 00:09:30,873 --> 00:09:32,651 You know, there's sort of an unwritten rule... 317 00:09:32,675 --> 00:09:34,553 The passenger entertains the driver. 318 00:09:34,577 --> 00:09:36,889 Sorry, I'm just trying to get something down for my toast. 319 00:09:36,913 --> 00:09:38,123 - You work on yours? - Nah. 320 00:09:38,147 --> 00:09:40,592 I just figure I'll start talking and see what happens. 321 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:41,760 I find, if I smile enough, 322 00:09:41,784 --> 00:09:43,429 people don't really listen to what I say. 323 00:09:43,453 --> 00:09:44,563 And besides, it's Kenny. 324 00:09:44,587 --> 00:09:46,332 How many guests can there really be? 325 00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:48,767 True. I've never even seen him talk to another human being 326 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:50,502 besides you and my mom, that one time. 327 00:09:50,526 --> 00:09:52,171 Yeah, we didn't even know his last name 328 00:09:52,195 --> 00:09:53,138 till we got the invite. 329 00:09:53,162 --> 00:09:54,740 Maybe we'll be the only ones there. 330 00:09:54,764 --> 00:09:56,475 Well, he's got to have a family, right? 331 00:09:56,499 --> 00:09:58,544 I mean, Kenny had to come from somewhere. 332 00:09:58,568 --> 00:10:01,013 And if we knew where that was, it'd be great for our speech. 333 00:10:01,037 --> 00:10:02,281 You think we'll have mikes? 334 00:10:02,305 --> 00:10:04,516 I'll text him. 335 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:07,519 "K-bird, super-pumped for the wedding. 336 00:10:07,543 --> 00:10:08,887 How many peeps? 337 00:10:08,911 --> 00:10:10,723 - Mikes for speeches?" Boom. - [CELLPHONE BLOOPS] 338 00:10:10,747 --> 00:10:12,858 Oh, and while you're at it, ask about bridesmaids. 339 00:10:12,882 --> 00:10:14,159 See if he has any sisters. 340 00:10:14,183 --> 00:10:15,961 You really want to get with a she-Kenny? 341 00:10:15,985 --> 00:10:17,563 - [CELLPHONE CHIRPS] - Oh. 342 00:10:17,587 --> 00:10:21,333 - Uh, "Definitely gonna be a mike." - Hmm. 343 00:10:21,357 --> 00:10:24,236 "Have to be sure all 600 guests can hear you." 344 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,437 - 600?! - 600?! 345 00:10:25,461 --> 00:10:27,406 - Are you... Wh... - Damn, we got nothing! 346 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:28,907 - Oh, my gosh. - We're gonna look like idiots. 347 00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,476 We're gonna bomb in front of 600 people. 348 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,577 - Okay. - Uh... uh... 349 00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:33,479 Sue, we should really get your mom home. 350 00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:35,047 We can do the statue tomorrow. 351 00:10:35,071 --> 00:10:36,548 Oh! No! 352 00:10:36,572 --> 00:10:37,950 I got to kiss the dragon. 353 00:10:37,974 --> 00:10:39,885 I don't think the dragon's gonna happen. No. 354 00:10:39,909 --> 00:10:40,819 No, no, no. 355 00:10:40,843 --> 00:10:42,388 No, no, no, no, no! 356 00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:43,188 Sue! 357 00:10:43,212 --> 00:10:44,690 Wait, Sue! Sue! 358 00:10:44,714 --> 00:10:47,059 FRANKIE: I got her! 359 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,862 Mrs. Heck, that's not Sue! 360 00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:50,951 I'm Sue! 361 00:10:52,155 --> 00:10:53,687 - Oh, hello. - Sorry, ma'am. 362 00:10:54,323 --> 00:10:55,134 - Ooh! - Oh! 363 00:10:55,158 --> 00:10:57,269 Suzy Q? What's going on? 364 00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:59,738 Sean! Oh! 365 00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:01,640 I'm gonna kiss the dragon. 366 00:11:01,664 --> 00:11:04,076 Oh, right. It's your 21st birthday. 367 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,512 Aww, you knew? 368 00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:08,547 Of course. Plus, the sash didn't hurt. 369 00:11:08,571 --> 00:11:11,116 Hey, man. Thanks for stopping her. 370 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:12,401 I'm Aidan. 371 00:11:12,425 --> 00:11:14,319 Oh, I know. Sean. 372 00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:15,354 Uh... Oh. 373 00:11:15,378 --> 00:11:16,989 I'm trying to get these guys home, 374 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:18,590 but it's like herding drunk cats. 375 00:11:18,614 --> 00:11:21,160 - Ha ha! Drunk cats. - Pfft! 376 00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:22,828 You know what, I'm on my way home. 377 00:11:22,852 --> 00:11:25,297 Why don't I help make sure you get these two home safe? 378 00:11:25,321 --> 00:11:26,632 Yay! 379 00:11:26,656 --> 00:11:28,600 Sean's coming to the dragon! 380 00:11:28,624 --> 00:11:30,636 Sue, what time were you born? 381 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:33,672 9:36 p.m. at night. Why? 382 00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:34,840 You're in luck. 383 00:11:34,864 --> 00:11:37,309 Tradition says you have 24 hours after you turn 21 384 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,310 to kiss the dragon, 385 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,845 and you'll get a much better picture 386 00:11:39,869 --> 00:11:41,480 if you take it tomorrow during the day. 387 00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:43,916 Sean, you're so smart, Sean. 388 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:47,586 You should totally be a doctor, like, right now. 389 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:50,656 - Come on. - [CHUCKLES] 390 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,646 - Hi! - [LAUGHS] 391 00:11:54,884 --> 00:11:56,713 Add curly fries to the list of things 392 00:11:56,738 --> 00:11:58,276 - I can't eat anymore. - Okay. 393 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,473 ? 394 00:12:01,529 --> 00:12:03,818 I can't believe you made us come home early. 395 00:12:03,843 --> 00:12:06,115 Early? We were there for five hours! 396 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:07,617 Some people go for three days! 397 00:12:07,641 --> 00:12:09,686 And you didn't even let me buy any souvenirs. 398 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:12,388 On what planet do they charge you 26 bucks for a pop? 399 00:12:12,412 --> 00:12:14,857 Uh, those are 1950s prices on Gorkon. 400 00:12:14,881 --> 00:12:16,593 Brick, you don't need all that junk... 401 00:12:16,617 --> 00:12:18,027 the hats and the cups 402 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:19,862 and the Silligan pool floaties. 403 00:12:19,886 --> 00:12:21,864 It's not supposed to be about the merchandise, 404 00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:23,499 it's supposed to be the experience. 405 00:12:23,523 --> 00:12:24,667 What are you doing? 406 00:12:24,691 --> 00:12:26,936 Are you texting your mom when I told you not to? 407 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,043 "Dad is being a jerk." 408 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,909 - [CELLPHONE BLOOPS] - Did you seriously just call me a jerk? 409 00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:34,210 [SCOFFS] 410 00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:36,179 Do you have any idea what your grandpa would've done to me 411 00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:37,247 if I called him a jerk? 412 00:12:37,271 --> 00:12:39,182 Actually, I didn't call you a jerk. 413 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,984 I described you as being a jerk. 414 00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:42,085 In this instance, 415 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,720 "being" is an adverbial participle clause, so... 416 00:12:43,744 --> 00:12:44,854 Enough. 417 00:12:44,878 --> 00:12:45,955 Give me your phone. 418 00:12:45,979 --> 00:12:48,958 My phone... that I only ever use to talk to Mom? 419 00:12:48,982 --> 00:12:51,761 Forget it. You're grounded instead. 420 00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:53,296 Go to your room, and don't come out until I say. 421 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,532 My room... with all my favorite books and Axl's super-TV? 422 00:12:56,556 --> 00:12:58,568 - Okay. - Hold it. 423 00:12:58,592 --> 00:12:59,702 [SIGHS] 424 00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:00,737 There's got to be something around here 425 00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:02,605 that means something to you. 426 00:13:02,629 --> 00:13:04,641 Good luck. I care about very little. 427 00:13:04,665 --> 00:13:06,743 ? 428 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,445 Wait. Dad, no. 429 00:13:09,469 --> 00:13:10,546 Not the microfiche! 430 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,748 Please! Take my phone! 431 00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:13,283 I care about my phone so much! 432 00:13:13,307 --> 00:13:14,150 Oh, no. 433 00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:15,251 See, this is what happens 434 00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,486 when you don't listen, Brick. 435 00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:20,545 Your microfiche privileges are revoked until... 436 00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,359 [EXHALES] 437 00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:25,028 Thank God it landed on the carpet. 438 00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:26,829 Those bulbs are impossible to replace. 439 00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:29,299 Okay, hang on. Just where'd the... 440 00:13:29,323 --> 00:13:30,800 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - [GASPS] 441 00:13:30,824 --> 00:13:31,868 [SIGHS] 442 00:13:31,892 --> 00:13:35,359 Thanks, Dad. This has been the perfect day. 443 00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:37,874 ? 444 00:13:37,898 --> 00:13:40,810 - Okay, read me back what we got so far. - [EXHALES] 445 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,345 Right. Uh... [CLEARS THROAT] 446 00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:44,169 "Kenny, buddy..." 447 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,817 - Was that it? - Yeah. 448 00:13:47,841 --> 00:13:48,785 I thought we had more! 449 00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:49,786 [STUTTERS] 450 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:51,821 [SIGHS] 451 00:13:51,845 --> 00:13:53,389 Man, if I was writing this about you, 452 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:54,357 it'd be a lot easier. 453 00:13:54,381 --> 00:13:56,492 Oh, yeah? What would you say? 454 00:13:56,516 --> 00:13:58,361 Oh, I don't know. 455 00:13:58,385 --> 00:14:00,830 Probably something about, when I was in high school, 456 00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:02,398 I thought I was some big shot, 457 00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:04,200 gonna play football wherever I want. 458 00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,336 Next thing I know, I'm tied up to a goalpost 459 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,971 next to some guy calling himself the "Ax-man." 460 00:14:08,995 --> 00:14:11,674 [CHUCKLES] Thought things couldn't get any worse. 461 00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,309 Ouch. 462 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,814 But suddenly, there was this cool, confident, funny guy 463 00:14:17,838 --> 00:14:21,184 laughing at all my jokes, telling me how smart I am, 464 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,619 and actually thinking that I have good ideas. 465 00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:26,055 You know, that's what's so awesome about Axl. 466 00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:30,159 He has this way of making you feel good about yourself. 467 00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:33,196 And, man, we can all use some of that... Am I right? 468 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,998 So, everyone, raise your glasses to Axl... 469 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:40,029 as good a friend as any guy can have. 470 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,991 Thanks for everything, brother. 471 00:14:43,797 --> 00:14:46,476 [VOICE BREAKING] Pretty... Pretty good. 472 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,778 [CHUCKLES] 473 00:14:48,802 --> 00:14:50,813 So... 474 00:14:50,837 --> 00:14:53,216 Uh, what would you say about me? 475 00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,336 Oh, uh... 476 00:14:55,909 --> 00:14:56,919 All right. 477 00:14:56,943 --> 00:14:58,673 Um... 478 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:04,427 I think everyone gathered here today 479 00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:08,831 in my penthouse on top of the Empire State Building know that, 480 00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:11,134 despite all my incredible successes in business, 481 00:15:11,158 --> 00:15:14,670 I wasn't always the best student. 482 00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:16,506 In fact, I probably wouldn't have graduated at all 483 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:17,540 if it weren't for Hutch. 484 00:15:17,564 --> 00:15:19,475 Yeah, I worked way harder in college 485 00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:21,978 than I ever thought I could have, and it's weird, 486 00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:23,913 'cause [CHUCKLES] the thing I remember most 487 00:15:23,937 --> 00:15:26,416 is laughing, like, the whole time. 488 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,352 I mean, you think I could have lasted three years in an RV 489 00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:30,386 with anybody else? 490 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,455 No. Mnh-mnh. 491 00:15:32,479 --> 00:15:34,876 Ladies and gentlemen, 492 00:15:35,649 --> 00:15:37,960 I wouldn't be standing here before you today 493 00:15:37,984 --> 00:15:39,996 if it weren't for this guy right here... 494 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:44,133 a guy I'm lucky enough to call my best friend. 495 00:15:44,157 --> 00:15:49,539 ? 496 00:15:49,563 --> 00:15:53,009 Yeah, that... that'll do. Th-That'll do. 497 00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,745 ? 498 00:15:55,769 --> 00:15:56,779 - Sorry. - Ow! 499 00:15:56,803 --> 00:15:58,147 Okay. 500 00:15:58,171 --> 00:16:00,750 Bed. Me. Now. 501 00:16:00,774 --> 00:16:02,051 SEAN: Are you sure you're okay, Mrs. Heck? 502 00:16:02,075 --> 00:16:04,447 I am quite sure I am not. 503 00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:06,556 Can I say something? 504 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,242 I want to say something. 505 00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:13,196 I like you! 506 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:16,933 I really like you! 507 00:16:16,957 --> 00:16:18,711 Think you mean this guy. 508 00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:21,871 I don't think I can make it to my room. 509 00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:23,840 I need to lay down. 510 00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:25,163 Okay, where? 511 00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:26,749 Oh. 512 00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:28,211 I got it. 513 00:16:28,235 --> 00:16:30,012 Here we go. Up, up, up. 514 00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:32,248 I have something else to say. 515 00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:33,616 I think I'm gonna throw up. 516 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,884 Oh, God. 517 00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:37,620 When people throw up, it makes me want to... Oh! 518 00:16:37,644 --> 00:16:38,621 [RETCHES] 519 00:16:38,645 --> 00:16:41,257 [COUGHS] 520 00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:42,492 [MOANS] 521 00:16:42,516 --> 00:16:45,328 [GASPS] Oh, no. 522 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,463 All my layers are in the trash. 523 00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:50,466 [GASPS] Does this mean I'm gonna be drunk now? 524 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:52,768 No, that's not how it works. 525 00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:56,205 Okay, and lean back a bit. There you go. 526 00:16:56,229 --> 00:16:58,374 Now, you're gonna feel good for about 10 minutes, 527 00:16:58,398 --> 00:17:00,877 and then, after that, not so good again. 528 00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,044 [EXHALES] 529 00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,464 Hmm. 530 00:17:03,904 --> 00:17:05,381 Is all the vomit gone? 531 00:17:05,405 --> 00:17:09,218 If the vomit's gone, will you kiss meeee? 532 00:17:09,242 --> 00:17:10,887 [SMOOCHES] 533 00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:13,756 Uh, I'm Sean. 534 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:16,526 Are you talking about me or are you talking about Aidan? 535 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:17,882 Mm-hmm. 536 00:17:19,753 --> 00:17:21,786 [SNORES] 537 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:27,071 Sue, you can be a very frustrating person. 538 00:17:28,128 --> 00:17:29,972 Hope you're worth waiting for. 539 00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:35,578 ? 540 00:17:35,602 --> 00:17:42,425 ? 541 00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:45,499 And don't forget to hold for laughs when I do the Kenny dance. 542 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,184 [SIGHS] 543 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,270 I'm just gonna say it, man... You look pretty grown-up. 544 00:17:50,294 --> 00:17:51,939 I do? 545 00:17:51,963 --> 00:17:54,541 Oh, looking pretty grown-up yourself. 546 00:17:54,565 --> 00:17:56,176 Really? 547 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,845 When did that happen? 548 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,013 Grown-up fist bump? 549 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:04,485 ? 550 00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:09,957 ? 551 00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:14,995 [ORGAN PLAYING] 552 00:18:15,019 --> 00:18:16,163 [COMPUTER DINGS] 553 00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:19,433 Ah, I see GIRLGAMER77 has joined us. 554 00:18:19,457 --> 00:18:22,336 Now that everyone's here, shall we begin? 555 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,839 ? 556 00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:26,974 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 557 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:27,975 Mnh. 558 00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:29,425 [DOOR OPENS] 559 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,212 Hey. 560 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,048 You're up. How you feeling? 561 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:37,151 Well, I'm not so sure drinking is my thing. 562 00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:38,986 Yeah. 563 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,354 So, sorry I bailed last night. 564 00:18:40,378 --> 00:18:41,355 I've kind of got this thing 565 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,223 where I can't be around people puking, 566 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,025 or I start puking. 567 00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:46,093 Yeah. 568 00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:47,327 Honestly, just talking about it right now 569 00:18:47,351 --> 00:18:48,395 is making me kind of... 570 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,966 We don't have to talk about throw-up. 571 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,546 - Yeah, sorry. - Yeah. 572 00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:53,067 But that's what happened. 573 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,302 I just had to get out of here. 574 00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:57,237 Nice of your neighbor guy to stick around, though. 575 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,872 - Yeah. - Yeah. 576 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,790 Yeah, it was. 577 00:19:01,632 --> 00:19:03,811 - Uh, you know, Aidan... - Uh-huh? 578 00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,079 ...I've been thinking. 579 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:09,768 Uh, I don't know if this is exactly all... working. 580 00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,400 I-I mean, at first, 581 00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:13,387 I thought maybe we were like this rom-com thing 582 00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:15,155 where you were the perfect guy for me 583 00:19:15,179 --> 00:19:17,057 because we were so alike, 584 00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:21,295 but now I'm thinking maybe we're just too much alike. 585 00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:22,396 You know? 586 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:25,332 Well, I can't say I'm completely surprised. 587 00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:27,067 When you wanted to spend your 21st birthday 588 00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:28,836 with your mom instead of me, 589 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,571 I kind of saw the writing on the wall. 590 00:19:30,595 --> 00:19:32,895 I'm sorry. 591 00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:36,091 Well, you'll still come see our band, right? 592 00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:37,344 Of course! 593 00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:40,503 So on and so forth and what have you. 594 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,885 Ow! Ow. 595 00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:46,086 - [QUIETLY] I should just go. - Yeah. 596 00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,921 I'm gonna go. 597 00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:50,224 ? 598 00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:51,614 [DOOR OPENS] 599 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,761 Okay. [SIGHS] 600 00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:56,630 So, it's good we did this, 601 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,966 because now I can teach you about the day after. 602 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,834 The day after is all about rebuilding, 603 00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:02,625 and how do we do that? 604 00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:05,506 Sugar in any form. 605 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:09,776 Chocolate, cookies, doughnuts... straight out of the bag. 606 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,478 Just get them in ya. 607 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,882 - Mnh. - Yeah, there you go. 608 00:20:14,906 --> 00:20:16,150 - Mmm. - Mmm. 609 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,852 It doesn't matter what galaxy you're in, 610 00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:21,321 fathers and sons will always battle, 611 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:25,225 but sometimes victory is won with strategy and not strength. 612 00:20:25,249 --> 00:20:26,649 [WHISTLE BLOWS ON TELEVISION] 613 00:20:27,818 --> 00:20:30,664 [SLURPS] 614 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:34,468 ? 615 00:20:34,492 --> 00:20:36,436 [SIGHS] Give me a pop... 616 00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,172 in a special-edition collector's cup. 617 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,806 And one of those, uh, 618 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,709 Menenjula Twin tote bags. 619 00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:43,810 We can always use 620 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,012 another blue bag, right? 621 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,013 [CHUCKLES] 622 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,982 ? 623 00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:50,651 Hey. 624 00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:51,652 Any idea what size 625 00:20:51,676 --> 00:20:53,287 that light bulb is? 626 00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:56,312 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 627 00:20:56,362 --> 00:21:00,912 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43540

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