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Ronny: This is my
hometown. My family members
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are scattered all over Boston.
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My parents live here. My sister lives here.
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My brothers live here and here.
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And I live way over here.
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But we always seem to end up over here.
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The shrimp sounds good.
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Shrimp? On a weeknight?
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What, are we the Rockefellers?
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Hey, maybe it's time to update
our "rich people" reference.
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Oh, my God, it's Tommy O'Gara.
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Who the hell is that?
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He dated Jackie in high school.
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For, like, a year.
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Do you remember when
Tommy broke up with her?
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She locked herself in her room for a week.
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That was a really quiet week.
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She never got over him.
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Is he coming over here?
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Looks like you never got over him.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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Tommy.
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Oh, my God.
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How are you guys?
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Hey, Ronny.
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Mrs. McCarthy, you look amazing.
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Oh, Tommy, you were
always such a truth-teller.
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Seriously, if you get any younger,
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I'm gonna have to get you a booster seat.
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If you bring it, I'll sit in it.
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Please don't bring it.
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So, how are you, Tommy?
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I'm great, I just moved back to Boston.
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Trying to make a little extra money,
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I'm opening a restaurant in the spring.
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A restaurant?!
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In the spring?!
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Have you ever heard of such a thing?
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We've heard of both of those things.
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So, uh...
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How's Jackie?
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Oh, you know, Jackie's Jackie.
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Well, that's good.
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No, not really.
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(Laughs) You're still so funny.
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Oh, Tommy, the truths keep coming.
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Well, I'll let you guys look at your menus,
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but it was good to see you.
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Thank you, Tommy.
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Oh, he is so sweet.
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He's such a great guy.
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Eh, I never cared for him.
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Why?
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You don't remember the incident?
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Prom night?
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So, I heard the celtics won today.
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I was VCRing that game.
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I was gonna watch it
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while you knuckleheads
were all at the prom.
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He blew it for me.
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Worst thing anyone's ever
done to anyone on prom night.
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Well, I was thrilled
when he was dating Jackie.
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He makes everyone better.
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And he always laughed at my jokes.
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You don't make jokes.
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I make jokes. Go ahead, make a joke.
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I can't just make up one on the spot.
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Why not?
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Make a joke about beer.
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Okay, fine.
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Sam Adams...
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What did Sam Adams...
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So, Sam Adams and John Adams...
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Okay, I'm pulling the plug on
the world's worst improv show.
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(Laughing)
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What? It was better than
I thought it was gonna be.
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Oh, we should try and get Tommy
back together with Jackie again.
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Great idea.
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Maybe he dumped her in high school
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because she wasn't pregnant enough.
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Tommy.
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Tommy, Tommy.
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Tommy.
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Are you seeing anyone?
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No, well, I had a boyfriend,
uh, back in Chicago,
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but we just broke up.
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Clearly, you weren't aware
that I moved to Chicago.
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(Laughing): Oh, Tommy.
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What a clever way to say it.
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Ronny's gay now.
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Wow! Oh.
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He's not great at it,
though, but he's trying.
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Ronny, you should ask him out.
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What? No.
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I'm not gonna do that.
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Why not? If Jackie can't have
him, then somebody should.
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We've ruled out you, right?
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Look...
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Have I always thought that he was cute?
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Yes.
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But Jackie wouldn't
appreciate me dating her ex.
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Oh, please, she'd be fine.
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She rolls with things.
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She “rolls” with things?
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You ate all the cashews?
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You said you hate cashews.
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I changed my mind.
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But wouldn't she have felt better
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if she knew she couldn't eat the
cashews because they were gay?
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Maybe let's put aside the cashews.
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Or get some.
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I'm starving.
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Maybe when this guy's done
coming out to everyone,
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he can take our order.
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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I can, uh, tell you about our specials.
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Tommy, you and Ronny should go on a date.
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What?
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Oh, uh, would you... Want to go out?
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You don't have to.
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No, I mean... Unless you...
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Uh, why not?
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Let's do it.
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Okay.
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I'll pay you a thousand dollars for a roll.
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Sync and corrections by: kDragon
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The McCarthys S01E06
Original air date 04/12
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Isn't that a great joke?
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Wait, so Sam Adams is with John Adams?
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Your mother tells it better.
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Ooh, Gerard.
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Guess what I got you
for our birthday Friday.
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My own birthday, separate from yours?
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Oh, I wouldn't begin
to know how to do that.
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Oh, Ron, Ronny, Ronny, Ronny.
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Ronny, how was the date?
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Oh, right... my date.
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Almost forgot... about the
greatest night of my life.
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Oh, Ronny, that is
fantastic, you and Tommy.
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We had a really good time.
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Tommy had a really good time?
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What are you two eighth-grade
girls gabbing about?
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Wow, everyone is just buzzing
about how young I look.
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I went out with Tommy O'Gara last night.
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And again today for lunch.
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(Gasps) Lunch, how romantic.
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Arthur.
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Do you remember our first lunch?
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Nope.
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Me neither.
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But you and Tommy will, Ronny.
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Arthur and I didn't,
but you and Tommy will.
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Sorry, Ronny, Tommy O'Gara's not gay.
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He went out with Jackie.
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Well, for someone who's straight,
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he sure likes holding hands with a guy.
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Ronny, please, let's keep it pg.
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Tommy O'Gara, gay.
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Huh, I could see that.
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Well, come on, put your arm around her.
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She's not gonna bite you.
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Get in there, Ronny.
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My goodness, what is with you guys?
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So nervous, it's adorable.
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So, what does old Jackie think about this?
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You think she's not gonna
be happy with me, don't you?
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Oh, I know she's not
gonna be happy with you.
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And that's why you're smiling
like a cartoon villain?
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Yes, it is.
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Well, she's not gonna mind.
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Is what I keep telling myself.
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And when I'm feeling really delusional,
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I add that she might even
take it as great news.
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(Laughing): “great news. ”
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who knows?
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She might be relieved to find out
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the real reason Tommy broke up with her.
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Oh, Ronny, you dating Tommy
and having to tell Jackie...
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Is this all an early
birthday present for me?
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'Cause it's making me very happy!
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My present's better, it's awesome.
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Although it sounds like
Ronny went to a lot of effort.
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Well, apparently there's no right way
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to tell a first date you're pregnant.
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Well, this has been fun.
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I like you.
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Well, if you like me, know
who you'll really like?
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The mini version of me that's
floating around inside me.
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What, every little thing
about you is on your profile?
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I'm starting to think this baby
is really gonna affect my life.
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W- wait, Jackie, don't go.
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Ronny's got some great news
that's sure to cheer you up.
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What is it, Ronny?
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(Clears throat)
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Mom bought cashews.
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She did?
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No.
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Why would you do that to me?
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You're a monster!
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Do you hear that, Ronny?
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You're a monster.
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And that's just because
you lied about nuts.
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Here's the section we're looking for.
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Adult twin boys birthday.
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It's not really a section, more of a row.
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It's just this card.
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So, your brothers don't mind
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that you get one card for the both of them?
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Sean's fine with it, and it enrages Gerard,
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so I've made it a tradition.
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Excuse me,
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where's your adult twin boys card?
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Oh, boy.
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She doesn't know?
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Ronny: Nope.
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Ronny?
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Hi, Jackie.
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Tommy?
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Hi, Jackie.
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Good to see you.
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It's good to see you.
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So, what are you doing here?
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Well, I-I just... we...
I just bumped into Ronny,
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and I was, uh...
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I was, uh... Getting a card.
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Yes, was getting a card for,
uh, for my Uncle who, um...
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(Moans) Died.
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So you're getting him a card?
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Aw, you're so sweet.
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Speaking of sweet, maybe
sometime we could grab a fro-yo.
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Uh, sure.
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Okay, when?
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Okay.
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I didn't just bump into Tommy.
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We're actually kind of dating.
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Wait, so you're gay?
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Yeah, so...
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Good news!
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Wasn't you, it's him.
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Yay!
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Oh, so my ex is gay...
And dating my brother.
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That's...
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Great.
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Very great.
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Just great.
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It's really very great.
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Just a whole lot of great in here.
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Great.
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I'm great.
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This is all, everything
in this store, super great.
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She'll be okay.
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Really?
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Oh, no.
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Happy Birthday, Sean.
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Thanks, ma.
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I gotta hide Gerard's gift.
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You got him Rick fox?!
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That's right.
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Rick, my parents... Arthur and Marjorie.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too. Lovely home.
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Oh, we are big, big fans.
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You're very attractive.
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I booked him to hang out with
me and Gerard for our birthday.
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Oh, I think I hear him.
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Rick, you got to hide.
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In here.
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Hide, hide, hide.
268
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Hey, happy birthday, Sean!
269
00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:47,015
Ah, I thought you were Gerard.
270
00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:49,050
Rick fox is in the closet.
271
00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,854
Well, that sounds like Rick
fox's business, not ours.
272
00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:57,492
- Gerard, Happy Birthday!
- Hey! Happy Birthday!
273
00:10:57,493 --> 00:10:58,826
Thanks, guys.
274
00:10:58,827 --> 00:10:59,827
Happy Birthday, buddy.
275
00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:01,229
Thanks, Gerard.
276
00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:02,730
Ready for your gift?
277
00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:05,466
Okay, who was your favorite
Celtic back in the day?
278
00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:07,001
Larry bird.
279
00:11:08,838 --> 00:11:10,071
Who was your second favorite?
280
00:11:10,072 --> 00:11:11,706
Kevin McHale.
281
00:11:11,707 --> 00:11:14,242
Okay, but who'd you like in the '90s?
282
00:11:14,243 --> 00:11:16,444
Antoine Walker.
283
00:11:16,445 --> 00:11:18,012
Reggie Lewis.
284
00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:19,180
Dee brown.
285
00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:20,848
Name another guy.
286
00:11:21,818 --> 00:11:23,317
I don't know.
287
00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:24,786
Rick fox.
288
00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:26,154
(Laughs triumphantly)
289
00:11:26,155 --> 00:11:27,588
You're welcome!
290
00:11:27,589 --> 00:11:30,124
Oh, wow.
291
00:11:32,028 --> 00:11:34,629
He was in the actual closet.
292
00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:37,298
Rick fox, you got to be kidding me.
293
00:11:37,299 --> 00:11:38,699
You were my favorite.
294
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,568
Really? I'm Larry bird?
295
00:11:42,205 --> 00:11:44,138
Well, I-I love you, too.
296
00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:45,740
How'd you do this?
297
00:11:45,741 --> 00:11:47,809
I found this web site where
you can book ex-athletes
298
00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:49,077
to show up at your event.
299
00:11:49,078 --> 00:11:50,278
This is so cool.
300
00:11:50,279 --> 00:11:51,245
I know.
301
00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:53,815
Go ahead, ask him anything you want.
302
00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:55,783
So many questions.
303
00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:57,485
What's it like playing for the celtics?
304
00:11:57,486 --> 00:11:59,187
Good.
305
00:12:00,957 --> 00:12:04,092
What's it like playing
for 15,000 screaming fans?
306
00:12:04,093 --> 00:12:06,194
Loud.
307
00:12:07,063 --> 00:12:08,196
Wow.
308
00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:10,098
Not much of a conversationalist.
309
00:12:10,099 --> 00:12:11,666
Ah, don't beat yourself up, Gerard.
310
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,234
I think you're doing just fine.
311
00:12:14,637 --> 00:12:15,603
Well,
312
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,004
thanks for stopping by.
313
00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:18,406
I'm sure you got somewhere to be.
314
00:12:18,407 --> 00:12:19,974
Nope.
315
00:12:19,975 --> 00:12:21,509
Just here.
316
00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:24,545
There was a two-hour minimum.
317
00:12:24,546 --> 00:12:26,047
Oh.
318
00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,515
Well, make yourself at home.
319
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,220
Actually, Rick.
320
00:12:32,221 --> 00:12:34,388
I have to get some things off a high shelf.
321
00:12:34,389 --> 00:12:36,457
Would you be a dear and help me out?
322
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,693
You got it, Marjorie.
323
00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:41,596
Two hours? Yep.
324
00:12:41,597 --> 00:12:44,332
Two hours of Rick fox
and his amazing stories.
325
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,967
(Knocking on door)
326
00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:48,035
Tommy.
327
00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:49,103
Hi.
328
00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:51,506
Who invited the spoiler alert?
329
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,842
I'm glad you're here.
330
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,310
I'm glad you invited me.
331
00:12:56,311 --> 00:12:57,712
Wait a minute, I did?
332
00:12:57,713 --> 00:12:59,547
Yes, you did.
333
00:12:59,548 --> 00:13:00,982
In an e-mail.
334
00:13:00,983 --> 00:13:03,718
Wow, junior moment.
335
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:04,785
(Laughing)
336
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:07,288
(All laughing)
337
00:13:08,124 --> 00:13:09,457
Hilarious.
338
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,658
Get in the kitchen.
339
00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:13,961
Excuse us.
340
00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:17,231
You honestly e-mailed him
as me and invited him here?
341
00:13:17,232 --> 00:13:20,001
I was just trying to help
you move things along.
342
00:13:20,002 --> 00:13:21,435
Oh, my God.
343
00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:22,837
Is this the one you wanted?
344
00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:24,639
No, the blue one.
345
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,440
So, what's gonna happen when Jackie comes?
346
00:13:26,441 --> 00:13:28,361
You're so concerned about
Jackie... You sound like Tommy.
347
00:13:28,362 --> 00:13:31,045
Wait. How do you know Tommy's
concerned about Jackie?
348
00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:34,382
Tommy e-mailed me... you, us...
349
00:13:34,383 --> 00:13:35,783
Asking...
350
00:13:35,784 --> 00:13:36,984
How is Jackie doing.
351
00:13:36,985 --> 00:13:39,187
I said, don't worry, she's totally fine.
352
00:13:39,188 --> 00:13:42,156
She never is... I don't
know why we said that.
353
00:13:42,157 --> 00:13:44,392
Exactly. And she's not fine right now,
354
00:13:44,393 --> 00:13:46,427
because she found out about me and Tommy.
355
00:13:46,428 --> 00:13:48,229
And she's gonna be here any minute.
356
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:50,698
You guys kill spiders or take them outside?
357
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:51,399
Kill.
358
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,634
Okay, sorry.
359
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:55,203
I didn't know all this.
360
00:13:55,204 --> 00:13:59,740
Oh, Ronny, if I were you, I
would not have invited Tommy.
361
00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:03,744
You were me, and you did!
362
00:14:05,882 --> 00:14:08,816
This is your lucky day, bro.
363
00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:11,686
Sorry for the delay.
364
00:14:11,687 --> 00:14:13,854
Had a little "kitchen confidential. "
365
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:15,089
(both laughing)
366
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:16,958
Oh, Tommy!
367
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,459
(Laughter continues)
368
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,861
(Laughs) Yeah, she's a hoot.
369
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,897
But tonight's about Sean and Gerard.
370
00:14:22,898 --> 00:14:24,498
Blue bowl. And Rick fox.
371
00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:25,499
Tommy,
372
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,634
this is Rick.
373
00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:28,169
He played for the celtics.
374
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:29,303
But now you can rent them.
375
00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:31,272
I also act.
376
00:14:31,273 --> 00:14:33,407
Ugly Betty, one Tree Hill.
377
00:14:33,408 --> 00:14:36,177
Wow! Two of our favorites.
378
00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:39,280
Hey, everyone. Sorry I'm late.
379
00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:40,481
Tommy?
380
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,483
And Rick fox.
381
00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:45,286
Nice to see you, Tommy.
382
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:46,654
Sorry, Rick.
383
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,657
She's probably ignoring you
'cause you went to the Lakers.
384
00:14:49,658 --> 00:14:51,926
I am really sorry about Tommy.
385
00:14:51,927 --> 00:14:53,227
Mom invited him. Ronny,
386
00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:54,929
it's fine... I've had some time to think,
387
00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:56,597
and I'm okay with the whole Tommy thing.
388
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:59,567
Really? 'Cause earlier today
you trashed a card store.
389
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:01,502
No, I'm okay.
390
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:04,071
In fact, I'm more than okay.
391
00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:07,808
Is this seat taken?
392
00:15:14,617 --> 00:15:16,150
It's nice to see you, Tommy.
393
00:15:16,151 --> 00:15:17,351
Oh, chips.
394
00:15:17,352 --> 00:15:20,054
don't mind if I do.
395
00:15:29,565 --> 00:15:32,833
Oh, I know what this is... This
is Ronny's birthday present to me
396
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:36,404
slowly unfolding before my eyes.
397
00:15:36,405 --> 00:15:38,105
Do you want a chip, Tommy?
398
00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:39,907
Not that one.
399
00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:42,743
Eat the damn chip, Jackie.
400
00:15:44,347 --> 00:15:46,514
And now it's your turn
in the crazy kitchen.
401
00:15:46,515 --> 00:15:48,649
(Singsong): I'll be back.
402
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:52,053
(Singsong): don't threaten him.
403
00:15:52,989 --> 00:15:54,989
Do you not recall our conversation
404
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:57,091
when I told you that I'm seeing Tommy?
405
00:15:57,092 --> 00:15:59,026
Marjorie sent me in for a trivet.
406
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,127
Drawer under the toaster.
407
00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:01,862
Jackie,
408
00:16:01,863 --> 00:16:03,564
what are you doing? He's gay.
409
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:05,466
You never know.
410
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,934
You often know.
411
00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:09,303
- They say sexuality's a spectrum.
- That's not
412
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:12,306
the sound of a guy looking for a trivet.
413
00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:14,275
Okay, forget that he's gay.
414
00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:15,910
No. Remember that he's gay
415
00:16:15,911 --> 00:16:17,678
and that I'm dating him.
416
00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:19,113
What are you thinking?
417
00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:21,115
Maybe you should remember
that I used to date him.
418
00:16:21,116 --> 00:16:22,450
What are you thinking?
419
00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:23,951
I'm thinking he's gay.
420
00:16:26,823 --> 00:16:29,357
She's on a mission, Ronny.
421
00:16:31,094 --> 00:16:33,594
All right, everybody dig in.
422
00:16:33,595 --> 00:16:36,564
Wow, that steak looks
beautiful, Mrs. McCarthy.
423
00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:37,765
Oh, thank you, Tommy.
424
00:16:37,766 --> 00:16:39,934
I try and take care of myself.
425
00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:42,837
Remember the steak before the prom, Tommy?
426
00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:43,971
Yeah. That was a good steak.
427
00:16:43,972 --> 00:16:46,173
Remember the kisses after the prom?
428
00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:48,576
I mostly remember the steak.
429
00:16:48,577 --> 00:16:51,512
Wow, two people, wildly
different prom memories.
430
00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:53,280
Oh, well.
431
00:16:53,281 --> 00:16:56,350
Maybe we can make some new prom memories?
432
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:58,018
How do you make new prom memories?
433
00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:01,155
They did it in back to the future.
434
00:17:01,156 --> 00:17:04,992
Wait. Jackie... you
know that I'm gay, right?
435
00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:06,394
Are you?
436
00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:08,829
He is. Saying “are
you” in a weird voice
437
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,064
doesn't mean he's not.
438
00:17:10,065 --> 00:17:12,166
Thanks again, Ronny. I love my gift.
439
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,300
Gerard, cut it out.
440
00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:14,435
Yes. Cut it out.
441
00:17:14,436 --> 00:17:15,936
Everybody cut it out,
442
00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:17,872
or we're gonna lose our Tommy.
443
00:17:19,108 --> 00:17:21,041
(Laughing)
444
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,010
Oh, Tommy.
445
00:17:23,646 --> 00:17:25,813
Laugh with me. Make it okay.
446
00:17:25,814 --> 00:17:27,848
I really should go.
447
00:17:27,849 --> 00:17:29,717
No, don't. Tommy, stay.
448
00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:30,718
I beg you!
449
00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,219
I'm really sorry, Ronny.
450
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:35,990
Hold on. I got something to say.
451
00:17:36,659 --> 00:17:38,159
I just realized that that guy
452
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,361
wasn't the one that
ruined the celtics game.
453
00:17:40,362 --> 00:17:41,896
This guy...
454
00:17:41,897 --> 00:17:44,331
I don't know who he is.
455
00:17:44,332 --> 00:17:46,434
I don't know what you're talking about.
456
00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:48,502
And that was the least awkward thing
457
00:17:48,503 --> 00:17:50,504
that happened to me tonight.
458
00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:54,742
Well, don't just sit there... Go after him.
459
00:17:54,743 --> 00:17:55,709
You're right. I'll go.
460
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:56,444
Not you.
461
00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:58,345
Have some chips.
462
00:17:59,882 --> 00:18:01,515
Ronny...
463
00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:06,320
You miss a hundred percent
of the shots you don't take.
464
00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:09,523
What are you talking about, Rick fox?
465
00:18:09,524 --> 00:18:11,058
Go after him.
466
00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,693
Thanks, but I don't...
467
00:18:12,694 --> 00:18:14,195
Go.
468
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,700
You're not the boss of me.
469
00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:30,063
Hey, Rick,
470
00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:32,132
how about letting me
block one of your shots?
471
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:33,934
I get paid either way.
472
00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:38,705
(Fierce yelling)
473
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:40,474
Not in my parents' house.
474
00:18:41,276 --> 00:18:43,310
- Boom!
- Boom!
475
00:18:44,213 --> 00:18:45,979
So...
476
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,280
How'd it go with Tommy?
477
00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:48,849
Not great.
478
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:51,385
He doesn't want to see me anymore.
479
00:18:51,386 --> 00:18:52,152
Sorry, buddy.
480
00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:54,154
- Bummer.
- I always liked that kid.
481
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,161
So, what'd he say?
482
00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:02,629
Well...
483
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:05,499
I'm not sure how, but he sensed that
484
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,035
he and I dating was
affecting you in some way.
485
00:19:08,036 --> 00:19:09,803
God, he's so intuitive.
486
00:19:09,804 --> 00:19:13,040
You guys are perfect for each other.
487
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,676
Oh, right, I wrecked that.
488
00:19:15,677 --> 00:19:19,046
I'm really sorry, Ronny.
489
00:19:19,047 --> 00:19:21,348
I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah,
490
00:19:21,349 --> 00:19:24,051
what were you thinking
there, champ? I don't know.
491
00:19:24,052 --> 00:19:27,187
Baby, crazy, sad.
492
00:19:27,188 --> 00:19:31,091
I think the cashews really
set me on a bad path.
493
00:19:31,092 --> 00:19:32,459
Well, Mom bought some more.
494
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,861
- Really?
- No. Sorry.
495
00:19:35,698 --> 00:19:38,532
That's okay.
496
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,101
Sometimes I just feel like
I'm never gonna find anyone.
497
00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:42,903
Oh, you will, Jackie.
498
00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:46,173
You've just got to focus
on guys that are available.
499
00:19:46,174 --> 00:19:48,842
And heterosexual. Mm.
500
00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:52,779
And contractually obligated to be here.
501
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:54,548
Oh, my God,
502
00:19:54,549 --> 00:19:56,616
- he's beautiful.
- See?
503
00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:58,018
I was so focused on Tommy,
504
00:19:58,019 --> 00:20:00,454
I didn't notice what was right above us.
505
00:20:00,455 --> 00:20:01,855
Go.
506
00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:09,405
So... acting, huh?
507
00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:12,086
Love to hear more about that.
508
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,573
And I'd love to tell you.
509
00:20:13,574 --> 00:20:15,821
But I'm supposed to be
entertaining these guys.
510
00:20:15,822 --> 00:20:17,370
- It's alright.
- Why start now?
511
00:20:17,371 --> 00:20:18,384
Yeah.
512
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,137
You okay?
513
00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:25,791
Yeah, I'm fine.
514
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,450
Of course you are.
It's his loss.
515
00:20:27,451 --> 00:20:29,751
Aw, thanks, Mom.
I appreciate that.
516
00:20:29,752 --> 00:20:31,336
You're welcome, sweetheart.
517
00:20:31,337 --> 00:20:35,447
Damn it, Arthur, we had
two shots at that guy.
518
00:20:35,448 --> 00:20:39,106
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