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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,820 --> 00:00:03,125 [GASPS, LAUGHS] 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,601 Found my favorite. 3 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:06,398 Black Jesus on skis. 4 00:00:06,468 --> 00:00:08,372 Why not? You go, brother. 5 00:00:08,474 --> 00:00:10,207 I'm partial to the more traditional ornaments. 6 00:00:10,309 --> 00:00:11,809 Black Jesus reading the Bible. 7 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:14,316 - Baby Black Jesus on a walnut! - [KNOCK ON DOOR] 8 00:00:14,386 --> 00:00:17,004 Ho ho... No! 9 00:00:17,105 --> 00:00:18,725 We missed all the decorating. 10 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:20,827 Don't worry. We haven't put the star up yet. 11 00:00:20,943 --> 00:00:22,562 Which means we also haven't heard Jermaine's joke 12 00:00:22,664 --> 00:00:24,197 where he says that he's the star. 13 00:00:24,299 --> 00:00:25,364 I can't do it now. 14 00:00:25,466 --> 00:00:27,400 So, who's gonna put me on top of the tree? 15 00:00:27,502 --> 00:00:29,502 Where is the star? I just had it. 16 00:00:29,604 --> 00:00:30,903 T.K.: Well, you know, it seems to me 17 00:00:31,005 --> 00:00:33,072 that whoever finds the star 18 00:00:33,174 --> 00:00:36,175 should be the one to hang it up on the tree, right? 19 00:00:36,277 --> 00:00:37,376 Where's the star, T.K.? 20 00:00:37,478 --> 00:00:39,077 Why does Courtney get the honor every year? 21 00:00:39,179 --> 00:00:40,278 Most families rotate 22 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,614 so that none of the children feel neglected. 23 00:00:42,716 --> 00:00:44,516 You're not my child. 24 00:00:44,618 --> 00:00:47,011 You're not a child. Let's get this star on. 25 00:00:47,065 --> 00:00:48,086 - Okay, I'm gonna give you a boost. - Here we go. 26 00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:49,502 - We ready? - All right, Ma. Careful, now. 27 00:00:49,526 --> 00:00:51,256 Don't go too fast. Going too fast! 28 00:00:51,358 --> 00:00:52,790 Whoa! Whoa! 29 00:00:52,892 --> 00:00:55,059 Oh! 30 00:00:55,161 --> 00:00:57,661 Okay, that was not a reflection of my boost. 31 00:00:57,763 --> 00:00:58,862 My boost was solid. 32 00:00:58,964 --> 00:01:00,364 All right. Can we wrap this up? 33 00:01:00,466 --> 00:01:03,601 I got a little Hanukkah thing I got to get to. 34 00:01:03,703 --> 00:01:06,370 ? 35 00:01:06,472 --> 00:01:09,039 ? It's gettin' funky, it's gettin' funky ? 36 00:01:09,141 --> 00:01:11,375 ? It's gettin' funky, it's gettin' funky ? 37 00:01:11,477 --> 00:01:13,443 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 38 00:01:13,545 --> 00:01:17,380 "But I heard him exclaim 'ere he drove out of sight, 39 00:01:17,482 --> 00:01:21,817 'Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.'" 40 00:01:21,919 --> 00:01:24,287 [APPLAUSE] 41 00:01:24,389 --> 00:01:25,888 Thank you again, Mayor Rose. 42 00:01:25,990 --> 00:01:27,557 Would you care to stay for some dinner? 43 00:01:27,659 --> 00:01:28,591 We're having pizza. 44 00:01:28,693 --> 00:01:30,225 I'm sorry. Pizza... that... that's all? 45 00:01:30,327 --> 00:01:32,060 When my mom used to bring me here, 46 00:01:32,162 --> 00:01:33,762 I would help serve turkey, green beans... 47 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:34,929 you know, the works. 48 00:01:35,031 --> 00:01:36,265 There was even a tree... a real tree... 49 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:37,266 and kids got presents. 50 00:01:37,368 --> 00:01:38,900 Oh, we got presents. 51 00:01:39,002 --> 00:01:42,904 Some local dentists donated over 200 toothbrushes. 52 00:01:43,006 --> 00:01:45,940 - Useful gifts are so underrated. - I'm sorry. 53 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:47,308 Are you telling me that these families 54 00:01:47,410 --> 00:01:48,876 are celebrating Christmas under a plastic tree 55 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:49,943 with pizza and toothbrushes? 56 00:01:50,045 --> 00:01:51,312 It's been a very hard year. 57 00:01:51,414 --> 00:01:52,680 We lost our federal funding, 58 00:01:52,782 --> 00:01:54,782 and we have more families to support than ever. 59 00:01:54,884 --> 00:01:56,116 You see them? The Baxters. 60 00:01:56,218 --> 00:01:58,252 Husband got laid off, fell behind on their rent, 61 00:01:58,354 --> 00:01:59,587 and got evicted. 62 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:01,289 That's the type of family we didn't have last year. 63 00:02:01,442 --> 00:02:02,321 Wow. 64 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,021 I didn't realize 65 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,324 things had gotten that much worse in a year. 66 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:09,159 Mm-hmm. 67 00:02:09,261 --> 00:02:11,128 Hey! Everybody! 68 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:12,129 - Courtney. - Hey! 69 00:02:12,231 --> 00:02:13,397 Mayor Rose... 70 00:02:13,499 --> 00:02:14,665 you are not about to overpromise right now, are you? 71 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:15,733 Oh, you don't even know. 72 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:19,403 Ah, people, I was raised to believe 73 00:02:19,505 --> 00:02:22,339 that every family deserves to have a great Christmas. 74 00:02:22,441 --> 00:02:25,241 A dinner, presents, a real tree. 75 00:02:25,344 --> 00:02:26,976 - That tree sucks! - Yes, it does! 76 00:02:27,078 --> 00:02:28,911 So, friends, as Mayor of Fort Grey, 77 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:32,248 I hereby pledge to give every family in here 78 00:02:32,351 --> 00:02:34,551 a Christmas you'll never forget. 79 00:02:34,653 --> 00:02:35,819 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 80 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,086 No time for questions. 81 00:02:37,188 --> 00:02:38,520 - [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] - I'm here all day! 82 00:02:38,622 --> 00:02:40,956 Big news... I promised the shelter residents 83 00:02:41,058 --> 00:02:41,990 a real Christmas. 84 00:02:42,092 --> 00:02:43,425 Also, Val's mad at me. 85 00:02:43,527 --> 00:02:45,761 Classic Courtney overpromise. I love it! 86 00:02:45,863 --> 00:02:46,795 I'm not mad, Courtney. 87 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:48,163 I-I think it was a great thing to say. 88 00:02:48,265 --> 00:02:50,999 Wait. F-For real? 89 00:02:51,101 --> 00:02:52,568 Be careful. This could be one of her word traps. 90 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:53,935 VAL: For real. 91 00:02:54,037 --> 00:02:56,671 I... Wasn't it Gandhi who said a society can be judged 92 00:02:56,773 --> 00:02:59,073 on how it treats its most vulnerable citizens? 93 00:02:59,175 --> 00:03:01,141 Ah, yes, yes, and somebody else said that... 94 00:03:01,244 --> 00:03:02,610 that's basically what I said. 95 00:03:02,712 --> 00:03:03,878 I love what you're trying to do, 96 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,346 but the shelter feeds over 300 families 97 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:06,581 and the city can't afford that. 98 00:03:06,683 --> 00:03:07,882 - Hey, look, Val. - [SIGHS] 99 00:03:07,984 --> 00:03:09,216 I know it seems impossible, 100 00:03:09,318 --> 00:03:11,729 but isn't it my job as mayor to at least try? 101 00:03:11,784 --> 00:03:12,853 T.K.: Hey! 102 00:03:12,954 --> 00:03:14,888 Also, I'm gonna need your ideas to help do that. 103 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:16,018 Yep. Chop-chop. 104 00:03:16,058 --> 00:03:17,681 It's 4:00 p.m. on Christmas Eve, so good luck. 105 00:03:17,706 --> 00:03:18,706 - Yeah. - Well, 106 00:03:18,753 --> 00:03:22,028 w-we've already drained the entire 2017 budget. 107 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:23,430 [INHALES SHARPLY] 108 00:03:23,532 --> 00:03:26,433 This idea is a little naughty. 109 00:03:26,535 --> 00:03:28,734 - I doubt that. - You think it's naughty? 110 00:03:28,836 --> 00:03:31,604 We could get an advance on the 2018 budget, 111 00:03:31,706 --> 00:03:33,773 just to get Christmas going. 112 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:36,542 Sounded a little naughtier in my head. 113 00:03:36,644 --> 00:03:37,743 - Yeah. - [CHUCKLES] But we would need 114 00:03:37,845 --> 00:03:39,578 official sign-off from two people. First, you. 115 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,146 Oh, you already know I am easily persuaded. 116 00:03:41,171 --> 00:03:42,147 Who else? 117 00:03:42,249 --> 00:03:43,315 ? 118 00:03:43,418 --> 00:03:45,583 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Who is it? 119 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:48,887 Oh, it's you guys. Go away. 120 00:03:48,988 --> 00:03:51,155 Wow. Drinking in your office on Christmas Eve? 121 00:03:51,257 --> 00:03:52,657 That's lonely, even for you. 122 00:03:52,759 --> 00:03:54,258 Well, if you must know, I promised my family 123 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,761 a ski trip to Mammoth, but I can't afford it. 124 00:03:56,863 --> 00:03:58,430 So they're home all packed, and... 125 00:03:58,532 --> 00:03:59,764 [WHISPERING] I haven't told 'em yet. 126 00:03:59,866 --> 00:04:01,900 So, is your plan just to hide out in here forever? 127 00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:03,199 No, I need an excuse, 128 00:04:03,302 --> 00:04:04,902 so I'm gonna drink until I think of one. 129 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:06,970 Well, you know, we would love to stick around and brainstorm, 130 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,907 but we need your signature to release the 2018 budget 131 00:04:09,975 --> 00:04:11,608 to help the homeless. 132 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,444 You know what? That's a great idea. 133 00:04:13,512 --> 00:04:15,579 I can say I got stabbed by a homeless person, 134 00:04:15,648 --> 00:04:17,013 and now [CHUCKLING] I can't go skiing. 135 00:04:17,115 --> 00:04:18,214 Thank you. 136 00:04:18,283 --> 00:04:19,916 Get a hold of yourself, man. 137 00:04:19,984 --> 00:04:22,318 Ed, just sign the paper, and we'll leave you alone. 138 00:04:22,386 --> 00:04:25,287 Oh, if I could just get my wife to say those words. [CLICKS TONGUE] 139 00:04:25,356 --> 00:04:27,289 Look, the city's already borrowed against the budget. 140 00:04:27,358 --> 00:04:28,357 You know this. 141 00:04:28,426 --> 00:04:29,725 Fort Grey does not have a slush fund. 142 00:04:29,794 --> 00:04:31,226 If they did, I'd be skiing right now. 143 00:04:31,295 --> 00:04:33,359 Come on, man. It is the holidays, okay? 144 00:04:33,417 --> 00:04:34,616 There must be something we can do. 145 00:04:34,702 --> 00:04:36,798 I just gave a huge speech. It was real charismatic. 146 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,032 Here's an idea... 147 00:04:38,134 --> 00:04:39,768 maybe you should have thought of this three months ago. 148 00:04:39,837 --> 00:04:40,969 But you didn't. 149 00:04:41,071 --> 00:04:42,270 And that's not surprising, 150 00:04:42,372 --> 00:04:44,573 because you really haven't done much as the mayor. 151 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,007 No, no, no, no. That's not true. 152 00:04:46,076 --> 00:04:47,676 We, uh... We... We solved a bus strike. 153 00:04:47,744 --> 00:04:49,845 - We got music in schools. - Met a lady. 154 00:04:49,947 --> 00:04:52,113 That's all very cute, but what about jobs? 155 00:04:52,182 --> 00:04:53,881 What about housing? What about all those potholes? 156 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:55,716 Something that makes an actual difference. 157 00:04:55,818 --> 00:04:57,985 Gunt, c'mon, man. This is for families. 158 00:04:58,087 --> 00:04:59,052 It's Christmas. 159 00:04:59,121 --> 00:05:00,020 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] "It's Christmas." 160 00:05:00,089 --> 00:05:01,054 [NORMAL VOICE] I know. 161 00:05:01,156 --> 00:05:02,623 Where did I put all my fuzzy feelings? 162 00:05:02,725 --> 00:05:04,859 Forget it, man. 163 00:05:04,961 --> 00:05:06,226 You're not leaving, are you? 164 00:05:06,328 --> 00:05:08,195 Door's always closed, guys. 165 00:05:08,297 --> 00:05:10,330 Gunt. Gunt. 166 00:05:10,432 --> 00:05:13,065 - He's a jerk... I know. - No! He's right! 167 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:14,868 Did you hear what that volunteer said? 168 00:05:14,936 --> 00:05:16,335 This year was worse than ever. 169 00:05:16,404 --> 00:05:18,137 The people of Fort Grey need jobs, 170 00:05:18,206 --> 00:05:20,940 and I'm the mayor who put plastic covers over benches. 171 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:23,075 I shoulda just stayed in my lane and been a famous rapper, 172 00:05:23,144 --> 00:05:24,644 then Fort Grey would've been better off. 173 00:05:24,713 --> 00:05:26,813 Is anyone gonna touch that? 174 00:05:26,915 --> 00:05:28,413 Courtney, change is slow. 175 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:30,248 Fort Grey has no money, just a lot of red tape 176 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:31,717 and a bitter City Council President. 177 00:05:31,819 --> 00:05:33,151 You're being too hard on yourself. 178 00:05:33,253 --> 00:05:36,488 Or am I finally being hard enough? 179 00:05:36,557 --> 00:05:37,956 ? 180 00:05:38,025 --> 00:05:39,791 - What? - I'll see you guys later. 181 00:05:39,894 --> 00:05:41,359 Why does he ask a question 182 00:05:41,461 --> 00:05:42,995 if he's not gonna stay around for the answer? 183 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:45,295 I mean, I don't always have one, but I like to hear myself talk... 184 00:05:45,364 --> 00:05:47,732 you know, find it, go on that journey to discovery. 185 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:50,019 [CHUCKLES] Let's see what's on the World Wide Webby, 186 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,236 the old Dub-dub-dub. 187 00:05:52,338 --> 00:05:54,405 This is a garbage planet. 188 00:05:54,507 --> 00:05:56,373 - ? Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong ? - ? Sleigh ? 189 00:05:56,475 --> 00:05:58,843 ? I relax when everyone panics ? 190 00:05:58,912 --> 00:06:00,778 ? Kids don't know that Santa is Mama ? 191 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,313 ? But around the tree we sing ? 192 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:05,582 Ohh! Oh! 193 00:06:05,651 --> 00:06:07,651 Of course! A pothole. Come on. 194 00:06:07,753 --> 00:06:09,452 Ohh, really? [SIGHS] 195 00:06:09,555 --> 00:06:11,821 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 196 00:06:11,924 --> 00:06:13,023 Oh! 197 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:15,058 Oh! Aah! 198 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,928 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 199 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:21,496 [RUMBLING CONTINUES] 200 00:06:21,599 --> 00:06:26,035 ? 201 00:06:32,777 --> 00:06:35,910 Mm. 202 00:06:36,012 --> 00:06:36,878 [MUSIC ENDS] 203 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:37,879 [GROANS] 204 00:06:37,948 --> 00:06:38,880 [VEHICLES PASSING] 205 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,582 Where are my covered bus benches? 206 00:06:40,684 --> 00:06:44,052 [WIND WHISTLING] 207 00:06:47,057 --> 00:06:48,957 [BELLS JINGLING] 208 00:06:49,059 --> 00:06:51,559 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYS] 209 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,159 ? 210 00:06:53,261 --> 00:06:55,428 Oh, uh, perfect timing. 211 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:57,598 I got stuck in the rain. You are an angel. 212 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,100 - That's right. I am. - Whoa! 213 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:01,501 You really went all out 214 00:07:01,570 --> 00:07:03,870 with the Christmas decorations this year, huh? 215 00:07:03,939 --> 00:07:07,107 I didn't know the post office made white uniforms. 216 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:08,475 It's a bold choice, Ma. 217 00:07:08,543 --> 00:07:10,776 Like I told you, I'm not your ma. I'm an angel. 218 00:07:10,845 --> 00:07:13,178 Angel 467 with the Department of Salvation. 219 00:07:13,247 --> 00:07:14,847 I specialize in epiphanies. 220 00:07:14,949 --> 00:07:16,316 In fact, one more, and I get to choose 221 00:07:16,341 --> 00:07:17,707 where we have our retreat next year. 222 00:07:18,321 --> 00:07:19,919 Okay, that is... 223 00:07:20,021 --> 00:07:22,088 that's a really good prank, very specific. 224 00:07:22,189 --> 00:07:23,255 This ain't a prank. 225 00:07:23,357 --> 00:07:25,091 I'm here to show you what Fort Grey would look like 226 00:07:25,192 --> 00:07:26,758 if you were never elected mayor. 227 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,260 Oh, so you don't believe me? 228 00:07:29,362 --> 00:07:31,496 Oh, well, let me show you what your city look like. 229 00:07:31,598 --> 00:07:32,931 [GUNSHOTS] 230 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:35,266 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 231 00:07:35,368 --> 00:07:37,502 Whoa! 232 00:07:37,604 --> 00:07:39,104 Seriously? 233 00:07:39,205 --> 00:07:41,072 I mean, all of that is because I wasn't elected mayor? 234 00:07:41,174 --> 00:07:43,341 Well, it's not that bad. But it is bad. 235 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:45,575 Hold on tight. I got a lot to show you. 236 00:07:45,678 --> 00:07:46,844 [ENGINE STARTS] 237 00:07:46,946 --> 00:07:49,446 ? It's gettin' funky, it's gettin' funky ? 238 00:07:49,548 --> 00:07:51,600 [INSTRUMENTAL VERSION "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS] 239 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:54,561 CROWD CHANTING: Take a hike! We're on strike! 240 00:07:54,585 --> 00:07:55,592 Take a hike... 241 00:07:55,593 --> 00:07:57,427 But I thought the bus strike ended months ago. 242 00:07:57,491 --> 00:07:58,523 Not in this world, it didn't. 243 00:07:58,618 --> 00:08:00,018 - Oh, so you're not gonna change? - Mm. 244 00:08:00,086 --> 00:08:02,353 In this world, does everyone dress like a waiter from "Star Trek"? 245 00:08:02,422 --> 00:08:04,455 No one can see me. They can only see you. Watch. 246 00:08:04,557 --> 00:08:06,390 - ALL: Take a hike, - Aah! 247 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,601 - [LAUGHS] - we're on strike! 248 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:08,725 Oh! 249 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:10,093 [LAUGHS] Isn't it fun? 250 00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:11,395 Now, stop wasting time. 251 00:08:11,497 --> 00:08:12,762 We got a packed schedule. 252 00:08:12,864 --> 00:08:14,564 Sir, I am... I am so sorry. 253 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:16,299 Hey, I thought angels were supposed to be nice. 254 00:08:16,368 --> 00:08:18,502 Yes, but that dude is horrible. I can't even tell you about it. 255 00:08:18,603 --> 00:08:19,569 Take a hike! 256 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:22,238 - [CHOIR VOCALIZING] - Hey! 257 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:23,406 [GROANS] 258 00:08:23,508 --> 00:08:25,474 Oh. What's... What's up with Pam? 259 00:08:25,543 --> 00:08:26,742 She doesn't know you. 260 00:08:26,777 --> 00:08:28,744 Remember, in this world, you lost the election. 261 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:31,780 Wait. If I lost the election, then who's mayor? 262 00:08:31,849 --> 00:08:33,082 Mm. 263 00:08:33,148 --> 00:08:34,629 - No. - Mm-hmm. 264 00:08:34,656 --> 00:08:35,592 - No. - Mm-hmm. 265 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:37,400 No. Anyone but... 266 00:08:37,502 --> 00:08:38,742 If you repeat it over and over, they'll believe you. 267 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:40,969 - Gunt. - [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 268 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:42,971 - Okay. - What did he do to my office? 269 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:45,240 Oh, he, uh, he decorated it. 270 00:08:45,342 --> 00:08:48,009 I like to call this style "modern bordello." 271 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:50,312 Just squash the measure. 272 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,247 No, there won't be a public outcry 273 00:08:52,349 --> 00:08:54,749 because we're gonna vote in a closed session. 274 00:08:54,818 --> 00:08:56,617 [CHUCKLES] All right, bye-bye. 275 00:08:56,685 --> 00:09:00,254 Hey. You're a bit early for my massage. What... is Julio sick? 276 00:09:00,356 --> 00:09:01,755 I'm not... I'm not a masseuse. 277 00:09:01,857 --> 00:09:03,591 I'm Courtney Rose. I ran against you. 278 00:09:03,659 --> 00:09:05,792 Are you the publicity-stunt kid? 279 00:09:05,894 --> 00:09:08,129 Oh, wow. That's hilarious. 280 00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:10,297 Look at you. What... do you need a job? 281 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:11,732 You know what? I'm a good guy. 282 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,766 I'm not the devil. 283 00:09:12,868 --> 00:09:14,934 I'll help an old rival fallen on hard times. 284 00:09:15,003 --> 00:09:16,436 We need a bathroom attendant. 285 00:09:16,538 --> 00:09:18,404 Ah. 286 00:09:18,473 --> 00:09:20,072 How did you hurt your foot? 287 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,841 Ah, skiing in stupid Mammoth. 288 00:09:21,943 --> 00:09:23,443 Horrible trip. [BLOWS] 289 00:09:23,545 --> 00:09:25,178 Free advice... never have a family. 290 00:09:25,313 --> 00:09:26,779 Wait, I thought you couldn't afford to go to Mammoth. 291 00:09:26,881 --> 00:09:29,015 Well, if you're the mayor, you can afford a lot of things. 292 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:30,449 You just got to work the system a bit. 293 00:09:30,518 --> 00:09:31,416 [CLICKING TONGUE] 294 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:33,318 You made a slush fund? 295 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,386 - Mm. - COURTNEY: Oh, man. 296 00:09:34,455 --> 00:09:36,155 - You are the worst. - Mm. 297 00:09:36,257 --> 00:09:37,623 Well, I had some help. 298 00:09:37,691 --> 00:09:40,891 We have officially gerrymandered the entire city. 299 00:09:40,993 --> 00:09:42,528 You're guaranteed a second term. 300 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:43,759 Do you know what that means? 301 00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:45,964 That means we finally get to dump all that toxic waste 302 00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:48,932 - [SINGSONG VOICE] in the river. - Every. Last. Drop. 303 00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:51,001 Oh, I love it when you talk gerrymandering. 304 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,836 - Not as much as I love doing it. - Val! 305 00:09:52,938 --> 00:09:55,339 Courtney Rose? 306 00:09:55,441 --> 00:09:56,607 Oh, right. You're still here. 307 00:09:56,709 --> 00:09:59,043 You remember Val, my chief of staff. 308 00:09:59,111 --> 00:10:00,411 Aren't you supposed to be, uh, 309 00:10:00,513 --> 00:10:04,414 - rapping in Fresno or something? - [LAUGHS] Fresno? Hell, no. 310 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:06,651 - You are. - Or h-hell, yes. 311 00:10:06,713 --> 00:10:07,745 Yes, I am. 312 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,686 I just came back to see how my city was doing 313 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:12,222 and see how you guys are doing after the big victory. 314 00:10:12,324 --> 00:10:14,724 - We're doing great. - Yeah. 315 00:10:14,826 --> 00:10:16,726 Thanks for stopping by, Colleen. 316 00:10:16,795 --> 00:10:17,794 Courtney. 317 00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:19,262 [CHUCKLING] Courtney, Colleen, 318 00:10:19,364 --> 00:10:21,363 - Leslie, Trixie... who cares? - [CHUCKLES] Mm. 319 00:10:21,465 --> 00:10:22,698 And you're not doing great. 320 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,400 The atrium is filled with protesters. 321 00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:25,734 Can we just arrest them already? 322 00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:27,536 Please do. They give me the heebie-jeebies. 323 00:10:27,638 --> 00:10:28,671 - You got it, Eddy. - Oh. 324 00:10:28,739 --> 00:10:31,106 - "Eddy"? - We are "v" close, Leslie. 325 00:10:31,209 --> 00:10:33,475 That little lady's gonna make me a senator. 326 00:10:33,578 --> 00:10:34,643 ? 327 00:10:34,745 --> 00:10:36,417 Val, Val, wait, please! 328 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:38,013 Hey, how could you work for a guy like Gunt? 329 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,215 That little man is gonna make me a senator one day. 330 00:10:40,317 --> 00:10:42,717 Good for you, but what is the city doing for Christmas? 331 00:10:43,736 --> 00:10:44,924 Come on. You remember the Gandhi thing... 332 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,463 you can judge a society by how it treats its most vulnerable? 333 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:50,166 Oh, please. Gandhi was weeks into his hunger strike by then... 334 00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,326 he was totally delirious. 335 00:10:51,394 --> 00:10:53,428 - [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] - Gandhi. That guy was all marketing. 336 00:10:53,475 --> 00:10:54,407 - Oh, my God. - [HUMMING] 337 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,429 She is a totally different person. 338 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,264 [SCATTING] 339 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,832 Val was always ambitious, 340 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:01,034 but with you as mayor, she broke good. 341 00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:02,802 Yeah, with Gunt as mayor, she broke bad. 342 00:11:02,904 --> 00:11:03,803 [SNAPS FINGERS] 343 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,472 - [LAUGHS] - Awesome. 344 00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:07,207 Okay, apartment looks amazing. 345 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:08,208 Mom looks great. 346 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,343 - "Great"? - Yeah. 347 00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:11,010 She is a timeless beauty! 348 00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:12,945 She's strong, sophisticated. 349 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,747 Aww, there you are, baby. 350 00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:16,616 - Uh, oh. You know what? - Who is... 351 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,884 I was supposed to show you life if you had never become mayor. 352 00:11:18,986 --> 00:11:20,686 This is life if you had never been born. 353 00:11:20,788 --> 00:11:22,154 - Who's that? - Close your eyes. 354 00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:24,323 Mm. I'm so glad we never had kids. 355 00:11:24,425 --> 00:11:25,791 Rawr! Oh! 356 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,493 Get it, Miss Dina. 357 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:28,861 He cute, girl. 358 00:11:28,963 --> 00:11:30,156 [SNAPS FINGERS] 359 00:11:30,181 --> 00:11:31,718 [MOANING] 360 00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:35,124 - What's that noise? - Oh, that's T.K. 361 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:36,580 - He sold his car. - No way. 362 00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:37,676 - He loves that car. - [MOANING] 363 00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:39,082 Well, without their jobs at City Hall, 364 00:11:39,184 --> 00:11:41,585 Jermaine thought it'd be a great idea to buy 25 pay phones, 365 00:11:41,687 --> 00:11:42,885 and then T.K. sold his car 366 00:11:42,987 --> 00:11:44,321 so he could buy a stake in the "company." 367 00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:46,022 - W... - It's been three months. 368 00:11:46,091 --> 00:11:47,489 They've made $1.25. 369 00:11:47,592 --> 00:11:48,490 Did you check the phones today? 370 00:11:48,593 --> 00:11:50,058 Just a Canadian quarter. 371 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,627 Why did you bring me into this mess?! 372 00:11:51,729 --> 00:11:53,362 I thought that there would be a bigger market 373 00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:54,896 for people who wanted to get off the grid. 374 00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:56,665 You said "mountains of quarters." 375 00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:58,701 - I thought quarters were just gonna fly in! - I see no quarters! 376 00:11:58,777 --> 00:11:59,942 - I don't see no quarters coming in... - T.K. and Jermaine, are you two 377 00:11:59,966 --> 00:12:01,169 arguing again? 378 00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:02,804 Cut it out. It's Christmas. 379 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,183 I'm gonna go heat up some dinner and... 380 00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:06,337 [GASPS] Courtney! 381 00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:07,878 I didn't think you were gonna be home for Christmas! 382 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,944 COURTNEY: Oh, of course. Like I wouldn't come home for Christmas. 383 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,746 Remember, you're not home... you're on tour. 384 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,147 Running for mayor got you a lot of attention, 385 00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:14,915 and now you're capitalizing on it. 386 00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:17,985 What if I told you that you can make $10,000 a month 387 00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:19,520 just from sitting at home? 388 00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:21,187 [SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE] 389 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,724 My hat. Yeah, sorry. I forgot my hat. 390 00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:26,226 I should... I s... I should probably get going. 391 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,662 Yeah, you know, I guess there's nothing left for you here. 392 00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:30,664 like... friendship. 393 00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:32,633 So now even my own boys don't like me? 394 00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:34,968 Well, you ditched them to chase your music career. 395 00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:36,450 Would you like you? 396 00:12:36,497 --> 00:12:37,903 All right, come on. Let's get me outta here. 397 00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:39,705 You better watch your tone talking to me. [SNAPS FINGERS] 398 00:12:39,807 --> 00:12:41,474 [CHOIR VOCALIZING] 399 00:12:41,576 --> 00:12:43,075 ? 400 00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:44,479 So... 401 00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:47,160 - my boys are broke, and they hate me. - Mm-hmm. Yep. 402 00:12:47,238 --> 00:12:48,614 - And it's all because I'm not mayor? - [HAT THUMPS LIGHTLY] 403 00:12:48,716 --> 00:12:49,948 - What... is it my fault? - Yes. 404 00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:50,983 - [GLISSANDO PLAYS] - Oh. 405 00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:52,551 Well, that's not an epiphany-level thing, 406 00:12:52,654 --> 00:12:53,819 so we gonna have to try again. 407 00:12:53,921 --> 00:12:55,487 But we've seen everyone. 408 00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:57,622 It's not just how your people are doing... 409 00:12:57,724 --> 00:12:59,758 it's how your city is doing. 410 00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:00,736 _ 411 00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:03,027 Oh, no. No. No, no, no, no. 412 00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:04,362 I thought the bus strike was in its third month. 413 00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:06,230 Oh, it is. This is referring to the garbage strike. 414 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,699 Oh, look where we are. 415 00:13:07,768 --> 00:13:10,034 [CHUCKLING] Fort Grey Elementary? 416 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,635 What... are the teachers on strike, too? 417 00:13:11,737 --> 00:13:13,671 Mm. What do you hear? 418 00:13:14,674 --> 00:13:16,239 Nothing. 419 00:13:16,342 --> 00:13:18,074 Right. Because there's no music program for the kids. 420 00:13:18,143 --> 00:13:20,877 But, yeah, the school's closed. It's Christmas. 421 00:13:20,979 --> 00:13:22,446 - Of course there wouldn't be any noise. - Don't get smart with me! 422 00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:23,647 - I'm just... - It'd be sad, even if it was open. 423 00:13:23,749 --> 00:13:24,748 - You know, I can't stand you. - I... 424 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,684 Make me sick, like I got nothing better to do 425 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,418 than drive you around Fort Grey all day. 426 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,752 Do you even have your wings? 427 00:13:29,854 --> 00:13:31,220 Don't you worry about me! 428 00:13:31,323 --> 00:13:33,556 - Well, at least the roads are smooth. - Mm-hmm. 429 00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:34,657 We haven't hit a single pothole. 430 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:35,725 Gunt did do that. 431 00:13:35,827 --> 00:13:36,892 He couldn't wait to fill those potholes. 432 00:13:36,994 --> 00:13:38,761 Oh, this is what we came to see. 433 00:13:38,863 --> 00:13:40,162 Wait. That's the shelter. 434 00:13:40,264 --> 00:13:41,764 Oh, that was the shelter. 435 00:13:41,866 --> 00:13:43,433 Gunt cut a lot of the social services. 436 00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:44,767 You know, those, uh, ski-lift tickets 437 00:13:44,869 --> 00:13:46,702 - aren't gonna pay for themselves. - The Baxters. 438 00:13:46,804 --> 00:13:48,503 Wait. If the shelter's closed in this world, 439 00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,116 that means they have no place to go. 440 00:13:50,218 --> 00:13:51,785 That's right... they don't. 441 00:13:51,886 --> 00:13:54,754 But why would Gunt close the shelter and pave the roads? 442 00:13:54,856 --> 00:13:55,954 I don't get it. 443 00:13:56,056 --> 00:13:57,623 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 444 00:13:57,725 --> 00:14:01,126 ? 445 00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:03,227 - Oh. I get it. - Mm. 446 00:14:06,601 --> 00:14:08,577 I cannot believe things are so much worse 447 00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:09,657 because I'm not mayor. 448 00:14:09,726 --> 00:14:11,559 I felt like I wasn't accomplishing anything. 449 00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,161 Well, little stuff, maybe. 450 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,662 Those things you call little add up. 451 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:16,630 A-A bus bench. A music program. 452 00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,099 They all have a practical purpose, 453 00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:20,235 but they also mean something more. 454 00:14:20,303 --> 00:14:22,337 They are all symbols of a mayor 455 00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:24,637 who wants good things for his city. 456 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,606 I do want good things for the city. 457 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:29,076 Well, having a mayor that cares makes a difference. 458 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:30,443 You inspire people. 459 00:14:30,545 --> 00:14:32,846 So they then feel better and do better. 460 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,614 It's a ripple effect. 461 00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:37,417 So what Fort Grey is missing... 462 00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:38,785 is... is me? 463 00:14:38,854 --> 00:14:40,854 - [GLISSANDO PLAYS] - Well? 464 00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:43,155 Yes? [LAUGHS] 465 00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:44,757 It's an epiphany! 466 00:14:44,859 --> 00:14:46,425 We're going to the Atlantis! 467 00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:48,827 You can sit on a dolphin while you gamble. So I need you to gather your things 468 00:14:48,897 --> 00:14:50,863 - and shuffle on to the left. - What do you... What do you mean? 469 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:51,998 - Yeah, it's been nice spending time with you. - Wait. What do you... What do you mean? 470 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,132 What do you mean?! Wait, wait, wait. 471 00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:54,466 I'mma take a scuba resort course. 472 00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:55,534 - Bye! - Wait. Can I go back? 473 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,603 Why aren't you answering me?! 474 00:14:57,705 --> 00:14:59,004 I want to be mayor again! 475 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:02,407 Why do you angel types got to be so cryptic?! 476 00:15:02,475 --> 00:15:05,476 ? 477 00:15:09,883 --> 00:15:11,082 [CLANKING] 478 00:15:12,752 --> 00:15:15,352 My bus benches are covered. 479 00:15:15,421 --> 00:15:17,121 My bus benches are covered! 480 00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:18,488 [LAUGHS] 481 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,491 My bus benches are covered!! 482 00:15:21,593 --> 00:15:22,859 My bus benches are covered! 483 00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:24,861 Whoo-hoo! Hello, Fort Grey! 484 00:15:24,964 --> 00:15:26,463 Hello! Hello, little boy! 485 00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:27,864 Look. Mayor Rose has gone crazy! 486 00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:30,767 Yes, "Mayor Rose"... I love hearing those words. 487 00:15:30,869 --> 00:15:32,135 Thank you, little boy. 488 00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:33,736 It's not a compliment! 489 00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:34,770 "Mayor Rose!" 490 00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:37,807 Hello, Fort Grey! [LAUGHS] 491 00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:39,805 - On this strip alone... - Christmas! [LAUGHS] 492 00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,978 ...potholes have caused multiple car accidents just this year. 493 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,113 Oh, hi! Hello. Hi. 494 00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:46,215 I'm so sorry. I know you're just doing your job, but... 495 00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:47,616 oh, although, it is Christmas Eve. 496 00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:49,584 I believe you deserve the night off. May I? 497 00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,386 I called Dina, the police stations, 498 00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:53,455 all of the kennels, and no one has seen Courtney. 499 00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:54,856 Maybe we should go look for him. 500 00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:56,992 Uh, I found him. 501 00:15:57,061 --> 00:15:59,261 - ? Ding-dong, ding-dong ? - [SCOFFS] 502 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:01,096 COURTNEY: Thank you. Hello, Fort Grey! 503 00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:03,065 This is Mayor Rose, and I am here to tell you 504 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:06,300 that you matter and what you do matters. 505 00:16:06,369 --> 00:16:09,170 I was feeling really sad today because I felt like 506 00:16:09,238 --> 00:16:10,471 I couldn't make a real difference, 507 00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:11,605 but I was wrong. 508 00:16:11,674 --> 00:16:13,607 Every action makes a difference, 509 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:14,842 no matter how small. 510 00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:16,344 People will tell you that what you do 511 00:16:16,412 --> 00:16:19,447 doesn't reeeeeally matter, but that is not true. 512 00:16:19,548 --> 00:16:21,782 As long as you do something. 513 00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:22,916 What a freak. 514 00:16:22,985 --> 00:16:24,017 So, while I can't do everything 515 00:16:24,119 --> 00:16:25,518 that I really want to do for this city, 516 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,720 I'm gonna feel good about the things that I can do. 517 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,589 So I'm heading down to the family shelter, 518 00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:31,924 and I'm gonna keep my promise and make their Christmas 519 00:16:32,027 --> 00:16:33,159 the happiest it can be! 520 00:16:33,261 --> 00:16:34,694 [LAUGHS] Thank you! 521 00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:36,934 - ? Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong ? - Merry Christmas! 522 00:16:37,004 --> 00:16:38,831 Yeah! 523 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,499 - Oh! - That was, uh... 524 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:41,566 Wait. 525 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,802 Also, I'm gonna fix these potholes. 526 00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:46,771 That is the first thing up in 2018, okay? 527 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,407 Back to Gabby Montoya. 528 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:49,187 [LAUGHS] 529 00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:50,506 And merry Christmas! 530 00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:53,045 That was Mayor Rose with a surprise Christmas message. 531 00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:54,579 [CHATTER] 532 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,415 Hey, hey, hey! 533 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,187 - Merry Christmas! - Hey! Mayor Rose! 534 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,850 Hey, Mr. Baxter, merry Christmas! 535 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,486 I'm just here to read a few books. 536 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,920 I'll... I'll pass out some pizzas... 537 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,288 - whatever you need. - There you are. 538 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,689 Oh, my gosh. Guys, guys! 539 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,525 - [LAUGHING] Hey! - No, no, Courtney, please. 540 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,593 [GRUNTS] My bits and pieces! I'm so sorry I disappeared. 541 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,895 I just wanted to make sure that these people 542 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,196 have the Christmas they deserve. 543 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,064 That's why we're here. We raided the office supplies. 544 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,662 Yeah. Paper plus scissors plus tape equals snowflakes. 545 00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,726 Hey, man. 546 00:17:17,802 --> 00:17:20,770 And we may have had a couple presents laying around. 547 00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,272 - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] - Come on, guys. 548 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,141 That was a very good speech you made, Courtney, 549 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,842 but if you ever disappear like that again, 550 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,477 then I'm gonna do a lot more... 551 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,645 with these scissors. 552 00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:30,980 Yes, that's the Val I know. You broke good, huh? 553 00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:33,315 Sure. 554 00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,384 Okay, so, how about we take that tree 555 00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:37,486 and move it to the center of the room, okay? 556 00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:39,121 It's ugly, but it could be worse. 557 00:17:39,223 --> 00:17:40,689 Of course, it could be better. 558 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,024 - Ma? - [LAUGHS] 559 00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,792 Wait. Did you bring this tree all the way from home? 560 00:17:43,894 --> 00:17:44,826 Of course. What's the good of having a mail truck 561 00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:45,961 if you can't stick it in your truck 562 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,696 after your son makes a beautiful speech on TV? 563 00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:50,045 Oh, mm, thanks, Ma. Thanks for coming to help out. 564 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,066 I'm not the only one, baby. 565 00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:53,201 Wait. Whoa. 566 00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:54,469 Hey, wait. 567 00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:55,736 Is this all because of my speech? 568 00:17:55,838 --> 00:17:57,338 These people want to do good. 569 00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:58,706 You just inspired them to do it. 570 00:17:58,808 --> 00:17:59,840 [CHUCKLING] Oh, thank you. 571 00:17:59,943 --> 00:18:01,109 [LAUGHS] 572 00:18:01,211 --> 00:18:03,344 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 573 00:18:03,447 --> 00:18:05,679 [INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF "JOY TO THE WORLD" PLAYS] 574 00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:06,913 [CHUCKLES] 575 00:18:07,015 --> 00:18:09,749 Merry Christmas! 576 00:18:09,851 --> 00:18:11,385 Six pairs of Golden State Warriors socks. 577 00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:14,054 - Gift card for an oil change. - Aww. 578 00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:17,757 Beignet mix from New Orleans. 579 00:18:17,826 --> 00:18:19,659 Here you go, little mama. Be careful. It's heavy. 580 00:18:19,728 --> 00:18:20,994 Poetry magnets. 581 00:18:21,097 --> 00:18:22,995 Oh! 582 00:18:23,098 --> 00:18:24,330 You got me some great gifts. 583 00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:25,931 You got me some great gifts. 584 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,101 Tropical body spray... which one of you? 585 00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:29,268 Huh? Huh? 586 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,370 [CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE] 587 00:18:31,473 --> 00:18:33,339 Well, well, well, Mayor Rose. 588 00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:36,409 Congratulations on another little Goonies adventure. 589 00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:37,977 Wait. How did you hurt your foot? 590 00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:39,411 Did you go skiing in Mammoth? 591 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,480 No, dummy. I told you I couldn't afford it. 592 00:18:41,548 --> 00:18:43,047 I fell down the stairs. 593 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,749 And thank goodness I did, 594 00:18:44,818 --> 00:18:47,185 because it was the perfect excuse to skip the ski trip. 595 00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:49,354 - Mm. - Now, where do I put the potatoes? 596 00:18:49,423 --> 00:18:51,456 Wow. There must be a Santa Claus somewhere. 597 00:18:51,558 --> 00:18:53,057 Come here, Gunt. 598 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,426 Keep your pants on. 599 00:18:54,528 --> 00:18:56,927 All right. 600 00:18:57,029 --> 00:18:58,429 [LAUGHS] This is a great party. 601 00:18:58,531 --> 00:18:59,663 It's a wonderful thing you did, babe. 602 00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:01,132 - That we all did. - [CHUCKLES] 603 00:19:01,234 --> 00:19:02,966 - And thanks, Mom. - Mm-hmm. 604 00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:05,802 You are my mom, right? You're not an angel? 605 00:19:05,871 --> 00:19:08,405 - [SCOFFS] Can't I be both? - Yeah, yeah. Of course. 606 00:19:08,508 --> 00:19:10,807 I just wanted to make sure it was you. 607 00:19:10,909 --> 00:19:14,410 Miss Dina, would you please join us at the piano? 608 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,679 - All right. - Let's get these Christmas carols poppin'. 609 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:21,050 [PIANO PLAYS "JOY TO THE WORLD"] 610 00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:25,555 ? Joy to the world, the Lord is come ? 611 00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:31,860 - Sing, Dina. - ? Let Earth receive her King ? 612 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:37,655 ? Let every heart prepare Him room ? 613 00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:40,402 ? And Heaven and nature sing ? 614 00:19:40,504 --> 00:19:43,238 ? And Heaven and nature sing ? 615 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:48,619 ? And Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing ? 616 00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:49,517 ? Sing ? 617 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:54,515 ? Sing, ye-e-e-e-e-ah ? 618 00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:55,616 Sweet Baby Jesus. 619 00:19:55,718 --> 00:19:58,786 ? And Heaven, and Heaven ? 620 00:19:58,888 --> 00:20:06,626 ? And nature sing ? 621 00:20:06,728 --> 00:20:08,928 - I'm proud of you, baby. - Thank you. 622 00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:12,152 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 623 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,352 [SNORES, SNORTS] 624 00:20:14,377 --> 00:20:16,412 [SNIFFLING] 625 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,052 [GROANS] 626 00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:23,323 Hey, uh, you looking for Courtney? 627 00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:24,514 I don't know where he is. 628 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:26,961 He's probably breakdancing for some orphans or something. 629 00:20:26,994 --> 00:20:28,034 I'm not Dina. 630 00:20:28,059 --> 00:20:29,073 I'm Angel Dina, 631 00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:31,034 and I'm here to whip your sorry soul into shape. 632 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,634 This happens a lot... every Christmas. 633 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,803 I get drunk at the office, I fall asleep, 634 00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:40,074 and then I get visited by some sassy ghost 635 00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:43,042 who takes me to my childhood or shows me my grave. 636 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,877 One even tried to teach me empathy 637 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:45,879 by turning me into a woman. 638 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,247 That was hot. 639 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,222 Well, uh, I-I have to take you on some kind of journey. 640 00:20:49,276 --> 00:20:50,331 It's the rules. 641 00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:51,719 Why don't you just turn me into a woman again? 642 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,786 But nice feet, though. 643 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,088 Okay, I think this one's for downstairs. 644 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,088 You good with that? 645 00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:57,224 Actually, I have a catalog... I can show you what she looks... 646 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,292 Okay. [SNAPS FINGERS] 647 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,961 Hello? 648 00:20:59,985 --> 00:21:04,985 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 649 00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:09,585 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47664

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