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Women prefer talkers
over listeners, right?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Hey, so I have a lawyerly question.
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Uh-oh. Are we on a date
or a pro-bono meeting?
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Is it fun to say,
"Objection, Your Honor"?
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- The funnest.
- See, I knew it!
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Maybe I should go to law school.
I love a good courtroom drama.
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[LAUGHS]
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[CELLPHONES CHIME]
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Hey, are we on a text chain
I don't know about,
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or do we both get the
Sacramento Buzz news alerts?
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I gots to have my Buzz.
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How else would I have learned
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that Assemblyman White's
assistant scheduler
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just turned 32?
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You so want a Buzz birthday shout-out.
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Is that too much to ask?
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"Sacramento Buzz Anonymous Tips.
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Fort Grey Mayor... total nerd."
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Send.
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Ah, and the smear campaign begins.
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[SHE CHUCKLES] I happen to be
a very cool, very tough rapper.
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Oh. Well, when I Googled you,
all I could find were two songs
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and several "404 Not Found"
error messages.
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I'll show you something
to demonstrate my artistry.
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Um...
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Ah.
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For Grey High School, senior year...
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the prom-posal they still talk about.
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Yo, Tina, you want to you want
to go to the prom with me?
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? Now watch me yuuuu,crank dat Soulja Boy ?
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? Now watch me yuuuu,crank dat Soulja Boy ?
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? Soulja Boy up in it, ohh ?
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You asked your date to the prom
with Soulja Boy?
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These lyrics are not great to women.
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Yeah, they're terrible,
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but look how good we are at the dance.
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? Now watch me yuuuu,crank dat Soulja Boy ?
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? Now watch me yuuuu, crank dat ?
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? Now, what, I'm bouncin' on my toes ?
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So, what do you think? You...
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Maybe I'll hit you up in the a.m.
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"Maybe I'll hit you up in the a.m."?
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What does that mean?
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Oh, she was into it. She just
had to check with her mom.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]
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And we pray for brother Marcus,
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who's about to start his new job.
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Amen, brother Marcus.
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And, sister Betty, we pray for you.
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Sister Betty's about to have
a root canal.
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May God give you the good drugs,
sister Betty.
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[CHATTER]
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We also pray for our leaders.
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May God give our leaders
wisdom and humility.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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- Humility!
- Oh! Mm.
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Jesus didn't network his way
into heaven,
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although He did have
the ultimate hookup.
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[CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]
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Have a good Sunday afternoon.
Everybody say amen.
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ALL: Amen.
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Amen!
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- [GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYS]
- Sing, children. Come on.
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? Jesus is my savior ?
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- ? Praise him, praise him ?
- Sing, children!
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? Jesus is my savior ?
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My bouquet of Roses.
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Oh! Hey, Reverend.
I'm so sorry about the chatting.
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That's all right.
I was having fun, but you were like
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a little Bill Clinton out there,
you know.
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[AS BILL CLINTON]
"Hey, let me kiss your baby.
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Come on over here.
Hillary's out in back."
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[LAUGHS]
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I actually came over here
to talk to you, Dina.
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Since Betty's having a root canal,
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- we could use another...
- Nope.
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- Don't tell me you're busy.
- I'm busy.
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- Dina.
- Reverend.
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I happen to know...
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- I happen to know a couple things mys...
- Guys. You got to know,
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this banter is annoying
to the people on the outside.
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I want your Mama to join the choir.
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She's got a syrupy voice
you can pour on a pancake.
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She does. She sings all the time
around the house.
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I just thought it was a thing mamas do
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when they're trying to ignore you.
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Okay, years ago in a moment of
weakness aided by eggnog, I...
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Oh, the Devil's drink,
but I ain't mad at it.
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I made the mistake of telling
Reverend Loudmouth McChatty-Pants
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that singing was a dream of mine.
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So, I bother her every now and again,
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but she's always too busy.
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Busy with what?
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Oh! Oh, I get... me.
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- DINA: Mm.
- Oh, okay.
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Well, Ma, now you have to do it.
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And I can take care of myself.
Just text me the Netflix password.
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Okay, you know what?
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You two are starting
to raise my blood pressure
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on the Lord's day, so I...
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...will do it.
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That's fantastic, Dina!
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?
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Okay, we have the sewer guys at 10:30...
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- don't make faces.
- Why do they always smell?
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They're not in the pipes.
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Moving on.
Then, Courtney is filming a PSA
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for Fort Grey Medical Center.
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It's their 70th anniversary.
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I mean, that's old,
but I'm not wildly impressed.
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Big Mama's older than that.
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This weekend is their big gala.
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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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"Val, what a perfect place
to meet a husband."
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- I went last year... it's not.
- I wasn't thinking that.
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Anyways, Courtney is scheduled
to attend... cocktail attire.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Cream blazer...
- Black, single button...
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- ...black tuxedo pant...
- ...pocket square...
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- ...bolo tie...
- ...is that the same as a handkerchief?
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- Let's talk socks...
- Guys, wait. Focus.
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- Is this a miracle?
- Should I take Amber to the gala?
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And back to one.
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Dinner, dancing, debauchery.
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It's prom for grown folks.
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Hells yeah.
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Amber'll love that. She's top-shelf.
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- Classy.
- You know what's not classy?
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Comparing a woman to expensive liquor.
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What we mean is
Courtney usually pursues girls
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of the not-girlfriend-material
persuasion.
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With all due respect, they ratchet.
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COURTNEY: That's a generalization.
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Look, I have met
many wonderful music lovers
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at dimly lit after parties.
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I don't need to know
about your romantic history
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unless there's
a "Carlos Danger" situation.
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Carlos Danger? Well, he sounds awesome.
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He is awesome if you like
politicians who post pictures
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of their you-know-what on Twitter.
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- I'm still in.
- COURTNEY: Is a gala too much too soon?
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We've only been on a couple of dates.
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VAL: Yes! This is a work event,
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a place to make contacts
and forge partnerships,
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and why am I trying here?
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Let me handle this.
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Court, why can't we forge partnerships
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and heart-nerships,
if you know what I mean?
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Good point. I'm texting Amber now.
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My guess, she's gonna drag it out.
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Make you squirm.
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Just remember, love isn't love
unless it hurts a little.
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[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
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She said yes.
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Wow, that was fast.
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Little desperate.
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- My man.
- ? Fall in love ?
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She was a vision in high school,
and she's a vision now.
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O-M-God.
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And the high will be 78,
but don't rush outside just yet.
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The air quality's poor.
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Bummer! [CHUCKLES]
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Back to you, Mark.
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MARK: Thank you so much
for that, Danielle.
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Damn, she's still got it.
Do you think she remembers us?
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Man, how can she remember us
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if she didn't know our names before?
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I don't know.
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Courtney was high-key obsessed
with her freshman year.
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I wrote poems and put 'em in her locker.
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Her boyfriend kicked my ass,
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but that was before my growth spurt.
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- [BUZZER]
- Okay, that's a wrap!
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Mayor Rose,
we're ready to shoot that PSA.
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- Okay.
- DANIELLE: Courtney.
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Courtney Rose?
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Hi!
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[CHUCKLES] I mean, h-hello.
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Hi, uh, good afternoon.
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- Hi, uh...
- [CHUCKLES]
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- Shalom.
- Oh, my God.
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It's been so long.
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Yeah.
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Wait, can I call you Courtney,
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or should it be Mayor Rose?
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Uh, h-he's amenable to either.
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But you can call me Jermaine.
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[LAUGHS]
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Anyway, I'm so happy
you could do this PSA for us.
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I'm on the board
for the anniversary gala,
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- and community health is my jam.
- Mine, too!
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I love, like, green smoothies,
amino acids...
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- Broccoli.
- [CHUCKLES]
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So, you're coming to the gala, right?
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It's not open bar, but I'm on the board
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and I get like 12 drink tickets.
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[SCOFFS]
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I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- Who says that? [CHUCKLES]
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I do. [CHUCKLES]
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Whoa.
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You smell good.
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I shower.
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Every day.
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?
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- What?!
- I can't believe it!
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- Oh, my God, what?!
- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
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- [SHOUTING CONTINUES]
- Yello?
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911, this is an emergency.
What just happened?!
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What just happened
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is Danielle Jackson
is sweating Courtney Rose.
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- But why? How?
- You got that Mayor heat.
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Yeah, but I was a rapper before.
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That's way cooler.
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Not if you like income,
status, and respectability.
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Mayor heat, baby.
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Women are drawn to it...
Danielle, Amber,
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That FedEx lady who made you
sign for that package.
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She knew what she was doing.
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Wait.
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I asked Amber to the Gala.
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- You got to cancel that.
- No, you can't cancel.
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She's a lawyer. She could sue you.
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But I like Amber. She's cool.
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Okay, this is one of
those terrible choices
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between what is clearly right...
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and Danielle.
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Hmm.
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?
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Hold up.
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Remember Val said, "Do not
bring a date to a work event"?
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- Val did say that. She was very opposed.
- Right.
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Now, if there's a girl that's
already there, that's one thing.
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But bringing a girl
is downright irresponsible,
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and I'll say it... emotionally abusive.
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Nope, Jermaine's right.
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I'm gonna text Amber and tell
her it's more of a work thing.
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Which is true,
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on account of a technicality
that serves our purposes.
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- Mm, exactly.
- She said, "No biggie, ttyl."
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- You did the right thing, dawg.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Now, let's go buy some condoms.
- [ENGINE STARTS]
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What? What? Am I the only guy
that goes there?
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- [CELLPHONE RINGS]
- ? Come on, do what you feel ?
249
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- ? What you feel ?
- 707?
250
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Courtney, are you kidnapped?
251
00:07:53,952 --> 00:07:55,757
If you are, say, "I'm fine."
252
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REVEREND OKOYE:
Dina, I was talking to the Lord today,
253
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and your name came up.
254
00:07:59,301 --> 00:08:01,168
Now, I'll cut out the stuff
that's not pertinent,
255
00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:03,437
but to sum it up, he's angry at you
256
00:08:03,506 --> 00:08:06,340
for not being at choir practice
right now, Dina.
257
00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,728
I am so sorry,
258
00:08:07,784 --> 00:08:09,784
- but, uh, I had another commitment.
- Right now?
259
00:08:09,841 --> 00:08:10,885
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
260
00:08:10,939 --> 00:08:15,182
Yes, I'm, um, I-I'm volunteering
at an animal shelter.
261
00:08:15,284 --> 00:08:17,484
Maybe next time, bye!
262
00:08:17,586 --> 00:08:19,353
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
263
00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,922
[BARKING CONTINUES]
264
00:08:22,024 --> 00:08:24,458
H-Here, boy.
265
00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,859
[BARKING STOPS]
266
00:08:25,961 --> 00:08:28,062
That's basically volunteering.
267
00:08:28,164 --> 00:08:29,430
? The way you move your eyes ?
268
00:08:29,532 --> 00:08:30,497
? So it took me by surprise ?
269
00:08:30,599 --> 00:08:32,299
Mr. Mayor, can I get your picture
270
00:08:32,401 --> 00:08:33,734
for the hospital newsletter?
271
00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:35,102
Oh, yeah! Yeah, sure.
272
00:08:35,671 --> 00:08:36,670
- Photo bomb!
- Whoa!
273
00:08:36,772 --> 00:08:37,871
- [LAUGHS]
- Okay.
274
00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:40,240
- [CHUCKLES] Hey.
- I'm sorry, did I scare you?
275
00:08:40,342 --> 00:08:41,442
Oh, no, no, no.
276
00:08:41,544 --> 00:08:43,077
No, I actually... I-I like
to be bombed... in photos.
277
00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:45,212
- Not an alcoholic. [CHUCKLES]
- Okay.
278
00:08:45,314 --> 00:08:47,714
Wow, you... you clean up nice.
279
00:08:47,817 --> 00:08:49,149
You're not too bad yourself.
280
00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:52,052
B, B-plus.
281
00:08:52,154 --> 00:08:53,487
Is there any chance
for some extra credit?
282
00:08:53,589 --> 00:08:55,883
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- ? Magic, magic ?
283
00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:57,658
? Magic, magic ?
284
00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,561
? Magic, magic, magic, magic ?
285
00:09:00,663 --> 00:09:02,029
?
286
00:09:02,131 --> 00:09:05,232
They say it's prosciutto
wrapped in asparagus,
287
00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:07,568
but I think it's just ham
on a green bean.
288
00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:08,902
[LAUGHS]
289
00:09:09,004 --> 00:09:10,170
Want one?
290
00:09:10,272 --> 00:09:14,675
?
291
00:09:15,878 --> 00:09:18,512
- Hey, Ma.
- Hey, baby.
292
00:09:18,614 --> 00:09:20,247
How was the, uh, gala?
293
00:09:20,349 --> 00:09:21,782
Looks pretty fun.
294
00:09:21,884 --> 00:09:22,983
What are you talking about?
295
00:09:25,855 --> 00:09:28,755
Okay, yeah, that's not gonna
become a thing.
296
00:09:28,858 --> 00:09:30,124
No one reads the papers.
297
00:09:30,226 --> 00:09:32,726
No, they just look at the pictures.
298
00:09:32,828 --> 00:09:33,727
?
299
00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:36,763
[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
300
00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:38,932
- Oh, no.
- _
301
00:09:39,034 --> 00:09:40,367
It's like I'm living with The Bachelor.
302
00:09:40,469 --> 00:09:41,835
?
303
00:09:44,163 --> 00:09:46,382
Hey, you've reached Amber.
You know what to do.
304
00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:47,351
[CELLPHONE BEEPS, DOOR OPENS]
305
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,854
[DOOR CREAKS]
306
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,499
Can you believe this?
307
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,046
Great. One for reading
and one for framing.
308
00:09:52,148 --> 00:09:54,181
This paper invaded my privacy.
309
00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:55,816
You're the mayor.
You're a public figure.
310
00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:57,284
You were at a public event.
311
00:09:57,387 --> 00:09:59,453
Yes, but this picture
is causing me private problems.
312
00:09:59,522 --> 00:10:02,757
I text Amber five times, she sent this.
313
00:10:03,893 --> 00:10:05,559
- Can you really blame her?
- Yes!
314
00:10:05,628 --> 00:10:07,395
I canceled out of respect.
315
00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:08,829
I'm the victim here!
316
00:10:09,832 --> 00:10:11,751
Of America's tabloid mentality.
317
00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:13,065
I feel like
I'm in the male brain right now,
318
00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,166
and I don't like it.
319
00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:15,868
Look, Courtney, you're gonna have to be
320
00:10:15,936 --> 00:10:17,603
more mindful about your personal life.
321
00:10:17,705 --> 00:10:19,338
The image that we project...
322
00:10:19,406 --> 00:10:21,840
it could affect your career
and your agenda.
323
00:10:21,909 --> 00:10:23,942
First of all, "we" are not
projecting any image.
324
00:10:24,044 --> 00:10:26,301
Second, I am a young, single man.
325
00:10:26,371 --> 00:10:29,047
I'm dating. Cory Booker dates.
Does he have someone
326
00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,782
give him a lecture
every time he goes out?
327
00:10:30,885 --> 00:10:33,318
Definitely.
He has a whole team for that.
328
00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:36,129
I'm sympathetic,
but Mayor dating is different.
329
00:10:36,207 --> 00:10:37,394
Two days ago, you were out with Amber,
330
00:10:37,496 --> 00:10:39,824
and now you're out with Danielle.
The optics aren't great.
331
00:10:39,887 --> 00:10:40,953
It's not like that.
332
00:10:41,022 --> 00:10:43,455
This thing with Danielle
is happening for a reason.
333
00:10:43,558 --> 00:10:47,359
This is the girl who I loved
since I was 14,
334
00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:51,263
who I used to lie awake at night
on my bed...
335
00:10:51,365 --> 00:10:53,098
Okay, I-I-I... You can stop.
336
00:10:53,201 --> 00:10:54,099
I get it.
337
00:10:54,202 --> 00:10:56,468
Just think with this.
338
00:10:56,571 --> 00:10:57,736
Not this.
339
00:10:57,839 --> 00:10:59,772
?
340
00:10:59,841 --> 00:11:01,473
Reverend.
341
00:11:01,576 --> 00:11:03,008
- Hi, Dina.
- [CHUCKLES]
342
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:04,777
- Great news.
- Hey, Reverend.
343
00:11:04,879 --> 00:11:06,512
Nice to see you as always.
344
00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:09,181
- What are you doing?
- You missed another choir practice,
345
00:11:09,283 --> 00:11:11,584
and since it's obviously
very difficult for you
346
00:11:11,686 --> 00:11:13,018
to make it to practice,
347
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,522
today, practice is coming
to you, Dina Rose.
348
00:11:16,624 --> 00:11:18,958
[KEYBOARD PLAYS]
349
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,894
On the beat, any time you want.
350
00:11:21,996 --> 00:11:23,529
I can do this all night.
351
00:11:23,598 --> 00:11:25,731
I feel like you can.
352
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,602
Lord, the acoustics
are really good in here.
353
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,737
And she didn't RSVP to the shower?
354
00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:33,606
Well, then you do not
invite her to the wedding, girl.
355
00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:35,307
All right, holla at ya boy.
356
00:11:35,376 --> 00:11:37,409
That started as a constituent complaint,
357
00:11:37,511 --> 00:11:39,211
and then we had a lot to unpack.
358
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,213
Guys, where's Courtney?
I need him to sign this.
359
00:11:41,315 --> 00:11:42,281
JERMAINE: Sorry, Val.
360
00:11:42,383 --> 00:11:43,482
Courtney's forecast tonight
361
00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:45,284
is Danielle with a chance of Danielle.
362
00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:46,785
- Okay?
- He realizes that being a mayor
363
00:11:46,854 --> 00:11:48,053
is a full-time commitment, right?
364
00:11:48,122 --> 00:11:50,155
If he doesn't, be honest.
365
00:11:50,224 --> 00:11:52,291
Oh, I see what's going on here.
You're jealous.
366
00:11:52,393 --> 00:11:54,894
- What? No, please.
- He's right, and I know why.
367
00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:57,363
Mm-hmm.
368
00:11:57,465 --> 00:11:58,931
You've never been on a date.
369
00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:00,099
Don't worry, Val. We got you.
370
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,533
We're gonna give you
a movie-style makeover...
371
00:12:01,558 --> 00:12:02,586
up your confidence.
372
00:12:02,611 --> 00:12:03,613
You're the nerdy girl
373
00:12:03,638 --> 00:12:04,803
that takes her glasses off
and then boom!
374
00:12:04,872 --> 00:12:06,005
Whole school sees you
for the first time.
375
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:07,673
- I don't wear glasses.
- You don't?
376
00:12:07,698 --> 00:12:08,718
Really?
377
00:12:08,743 --> 00:12:10,776
Okay, well, then, we can take your hair
378
00:12:10,845 --> 00:12:12,678
out that tight little bun thing
that you do.
379
00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,979
My hair is always down. Guys.
380
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,481
Ugh! This is gonna be so hard.
381
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,583
Guys, I've been on a date!
I've been on dates.
382
00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,818
Lots of them.
If you must know, I was married.
383
00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:21,620
- What?
- What?
384
00:12:21,722 --> 00:12:24,356
I was married, and...
385
00:12:24,425 --> 00:12:26,125
then I wasn't.
386
00:12:26,227 --> 00:12:27,393
He died?
387
00:12:27,461 --> 00:12:28,928
No, I'm divorced.
388
00:12:29,964 --> 00:12:32,131
Well, give us the tea, sis.
389
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,667
Please, begin at the beginning.
390
00:12:34,769 --> 00:12:36,568
[KEYBOARD PLAYING]
391
00:12:37,672 --> 00:12:39,471
- [POUNDING ON CEILING]
- MAN: Turn it down!
392
00:12:39,573 --> 00:12:41,340
Is it God's will
to get me evicted, Reverend?
393
00:12:41,442 --> 00:12:44,143
[KEYBOARD PLAYING]
394
00:12:44,245 --> 00:12:45,477
[KEYBOARD STOPS]
395
00:12:45,579 --> 00:12:47,880
Dina, why are you avoiding
choir practice?
396
00:12:47,982 --> 00:12:49,715
I know you love to sing.
397
00:12:49,784 --> 00:12:51,016
I told you, I'm busy.
398
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,651
With your dog-rescue work?
399
00:12:52,753 --> 00:12:53,852
I gave that dog a sandwich.
400
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,891
- What's holding you back?
- Maybe I'm scared.
401
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,592
I have a theory, if you don't mind.
402
00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:02,450
- I do mind.
- My theory is...
403
00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:05,097
Dina Rose is not afraid of choir practice.
404
00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:06,398
I think she's nervous
405
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,867
'cause she's about to embark
on a new chapter in her life.
406
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:11,303
And for a woman who spent so many years
407
00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:12,905
being a fantastic mom,
408
00:13:12,974 --> 00:13:15,674
thinking of herself... it isn't easy.
409
00:13:16,677 --> 00:13:19,645
Well, it's not the worst theory
in the world.
410
00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:22,114
And I do like that it's flattering.
411
00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:25,184
Dina, this next chapter
is all about you.
412
00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:27,186
Singing... That's just the beginning.
413
00:13:27,288 --> 00:13:28,687
The world is your oyster.
414
00:13:28,756 --> 00:13:29,989
You know, you had me 'til "oyster,"
415
00:13:30,057 --> 00:13:32,024
but I'm really
a fish-and-chips kind of girl.
416
00:13:32,126 --> 00:13:33,967
COURTNEY: Cheers to a fun date.
417
00:13:33,992 --> 00:13:34,805
Hey...
418
00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:35,728
- DANIELLE: Date?
- Date.
419
00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:39,198
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
420
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,332
After the gala,
421
00:13:40,401 --> 00:13:42,434
I figured we could use a little privacy.
422
00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:45,204
That's so sweet. [CHUCKLES]
423
00:13:45,306 --> 00:13:46,538
- Oh.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
424
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,374
- [CHUCKLES]
- Um...
425
00:13:48,442 --> 00:13:52,385
Uh, so, uh, what got you
into meteorology?
426
00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:54,646
Were you one of those kids
that stared into the clouds?
427
00:13:54,749 --> 00:13:55,914
Ha. No way.
428
00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:59,752
It's probably the same thing
that got you into politics.
429
00:13:59,854 --> 00:14:01,286
Getting out of here?
430
00:14:01,355 --> 00:14:05,424
So, you don't want to stay in Fort Grey?
431
00:14:05,526 --> 00:14:07,251
No longer than I have to.
432
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,381
I mean, this place is ultimately
a stepping stone, right?
433
00:14:09,491 --> 00:14:11,991
You're talented,
you've got a good story.
434
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,393
What's your next move?
435
00:14:13,495 --> 00:14:16,296
Um, I, um, I don't know.
436
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,964
Well, I just have to use the bathroom,
437
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,566
so I'll be right back.
438
00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:23,803
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
439
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:28,274
?
440
00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:35,181
[CELLPHONE CLICKS]
441
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:37,951
?
442
00:14:38,053 --> 00:14:40,286
[CHUCKLES]
443
00:14:40,388 --> 00:14:42,989
So, "#MayorDating"?
444
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,324
- Oh, you saw it?
- Mm-hmm.
445
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,658
Well, did you like it?
446
00:14:45,727 --> 00:14:47,060
Not yet, because I'm on the date
447
00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,928
that you took a picture of
and posted online.
448
00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,263
It's good for both of us.
449
00:14:50,365 --> 00:14:52,932
I mean, it's kind of
why we're here, right?
450
00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:55,201
It wasn't why I was here.
451
00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:56,469
?
452
00:14:56,571 --> 00:15:00,206
I'm here because I am an idiot.
453
00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:02,375
- I can take the picture down if you want.
- No, no, no, no.
454
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:03,543
It's okay.
455
00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:05,578
I don't want you to miss out
on all your likes.
456
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,914
?
457
00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:08,915
Have a good night.
458
00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,617
?
459
00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:14,020
Hey, did he leave enough
for me to get a dessert?
460
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,016
We were co-captains
of the speech-and-debate team
461
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:21,046
in college, and we fell in love.
462
00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:23,817
I mean, you get it.
It's point-counterpoint.
463
00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:26,757
We got married right after graduation.
464
00:15:26,788 --> 00:15:29,088
I guess that's what they mean
when they say May-December.
465
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,356
That's not what that means.
466
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,425
It was a shotgun wedding
because she was pregnant.
467
00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:33,693
Also, not that.
468
00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:35,228
How come we're just hearing about this?
469
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,497
My parents were divorced,
and, well, I always said that
470
00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:38,798
that would never happen to me,
471
00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:40,800
and so, I used to be
embarrassed about it.
472
00:15:40,869 --> 00:15:42,035
You shouldn't be embarrassed,
473
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:44,577
unless you cheated and you were
on that show "Cheaters."
474
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,639
It happened to my cousin.
They do not take that footage down.
475
00:15:46,741 --> 00:15:47,940
No one cheated, okay?
476
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:50,476
We were just young, and we
grew up and we grew apart.
477
00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:52,445
- I'm sorry.
- Don't worry.
478
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:53,746
I'm... I'm fine.
479
00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:54,947
No, no, I mean I'm sorry
480
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,716
because I always thought
you were, like, a work robot.
481
00:15:56,785 --> 00:15:58,251
Yeah.
482
00:15:58,319 --> 00:15:59,786
I guess I never really
thought of you as a person
483
00:15:59,854 --> 00:16:02,121
who had, like, experiences and stuff.
484
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:06,359
Well, thank you guys
for seeing me as a human person,
485
00:16:06,428 --> 00:16:08,327
and know it means a lot.
486
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,430
?
487
00:16:10,623 --> 00:16:13,272
So... what happened to the baby?
488
00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:14,301
There wasn't a baby.
489
00:16:14,326 --> 00:16:18,595
?
490
00:16:18,697 --> 00:16:20,130
- VAL: Courtney.
- Huh?
491
00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:21,298
Everything okay?
492
00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:23,834
I thought that you were out with, uh...
493
00:16:23,936 --> 00:16:24,868
Danielle?
494
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,169
I was.
495
00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:27,751
Turns out she was only
feeling Mayor Rose,
496
00:16:27,829 --> 00:16:28,939
not Courtney Rose.
497
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:31,541
- Listen, I...
- I know, I know.
498
00:16:31,643 --> 00:16:34,478
Mayor dating is different.
499
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,712
You warned me.
500
00:16:35,814 --> 00:16:38,248
No, I mean... yes, I-I did,
501
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:41,184
but I-I was just gonna say don't worry.
502
00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:42,752
You know, we've all had bad dates.
503
00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:43,896
It was bad.
504
00:16:43,922 --> 00:16:45,689
- [CHUCKLES]
- We have nothing in common.
505
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:46,756
I don't get it.
506
00:16:46,859 --> 00:16:49,226
In high school, she was my dream girl.
507
00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:50,894
It's crazy how what we wanted
when we were 17
508
00:16:50,963 --> 00:16:51,862
isn't what we want now.
509
00:16:51,964 --> 00:16:53,763
I mean, I used to think
510
00:16:53,832 --> 00:16:55,799
that I needed to be with someone
exactly like me,
511
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:57,267
but, you know, now I realize
512
00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:59,202
he doesn't have to subscribe
to the Times,
513
00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:00,570
the Post, and the Journal.
514
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:03,340
You know, he could just
subscribe to the Times.
515
00:17:03,442 --> 00:17:04,374
And the Post.
516
00:17:04,476 --> 00:17:05,809
I mean, if you're gonna do two,
517
00:17:05,911 --> 00:17:07,410
just complete the tri-fecta, right?
518
00:17:07,513 --> 00:17:08,879
Or...
519
00:17:08,981 --> 00:17:12,048
the Sacramento Buzz.
520
00:17:12,151 --> 00:17:13,049
What?
521
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,152
That's, like, not even in the top five.
522
00:17:15,254 --> 00:17:17,354
This was really helpful. Thanks.
523
00:17:17,422 --> 00:17:20,056
And now I'm alone again.
524
00:17:20,159 --> 00:17:24,594
? Sunshine ?
525
00:17:26,532 --> 00:17:28,965
Oh, my God.
526
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:32,536
? Ohhhhh ?
527
00:17:32,638 --> 00:17:35,038
? Soulja Boy up in it, ohh! ?
528
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,706
? Watch me crank it, watch me roll ?
529
00:17:36,775 --> 00:17:39,409
? Watch me crack dat Soulja Boythen Superman that oh! ?
530
00:17:39,511 --> 00:17:41,178
? Now watch me yuuuu,crank dat Soulja Boy ?
531
00:17:41,246 --> 00:17:42,712
? Now watch me yuuuu,crank dat Soulja Boy ?
532
00:17:42,781 --> 00:17:45,448
? Now Soulja Boy up in it, ohh ?
533
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:47,217
? Watch me crank it, watch me roll ?
534
00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:48,552
? Watch me crack dat Soulja Boythen Superman that oh! ?
535
00:17:48,654 --> 00:17:51,054
It's, uh, it's hard to do
this dance in... in a suit,
536
00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:52,522
but I wanted to class it up for you.
537
00:17:52,591 --> 00:17:54,057
And I wanted to add a little romance
538
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:56,092
to this otherwise
very misogynistic song.
539
00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:58,295
I'm sorry, Amber.
540
00:17:58,397 --> 00:18:00,096
Will you accept this Rose?
541
00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:01,631
I like you.
542
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,033
But...?
543
00:18:03,101 --> 00:18:05,268
But I don't know
what your whole deal is.
544
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:08,405
I don't know
if it's immaturity or hubris,
545
00:18:08,473 --> 00:18:10,373
but I-I'm old enough to know
546
00:18:10,475 --> 00:18:12,742
that it doesn't make a difference.
547
00:18:12,811 --> 00:18:13,777
I'm sorry, Courtney.
548
00:18:13,879 --> 00:18:15,779
Look, I'm sorry if I hurt you, Amber,
549
00:18:15,881 --> 00:18:17,447
and I've learned a lot about myself
550
00:18:17,516 --> 00:18:18,648
over these past couple days.
551
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,218
And if you give me another chance,
it'll be different.
552
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,286
But if not...
553
00:18:23,388 --> 00:18:24,888
I get it.
554
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:27,490
?
555
00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:29,726
Thank you for your time?
556
00:18:29,828 --> 00:18:31,261
?
557
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:34,564
Bye, Courtney.
558
00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:39,736
?
559
00:18:39,838 --> 00:18:42,172
I mean, I don't get it.
What didn't she like?
560
00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:44,207
Was it... Was it
Jermaine's dancing or...
561
00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:46,443
What? I-I'm the best dancer
out of all of us.
562
00:18:46,545 --> 00:18:47,944
She loved my dancing.
563
00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:50,213
Actually, that might've been it.
564
00:18:50,282 --> 00:18:51,448
Sorry, boss. I should've let you shine.
565
00:18:51,516 --> 00:18:53,750
It wasn't you guys. It was me.
566
00:18:53,852 --> 00:18:56,419
I met a great woman, and I blew it.
567
00:18:56,521 --> 00:18:57,654
AMBER: Courtney!
568
00:18:57,756 --> 00:19:01,224
?
569
00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:02,959
Maybe I'll hit you up in the a.m.
570
00:19:03,061 --> 00:19:04,261
- Oh!
- Maybe.
571
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:05,262
Okay.
572
00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:08,331
?
573
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,433
[BOTH LAUGH]
574
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,401
Yo!
575
00:19:11,503 --> 00:19:13,236
[LAUGHS]
576
00:19:13,338 --> 00:19:15,372
Thank you, Lord, thank you.
577
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,339
Thank you.
578
00:19:16,441 --> 00:19:18,141
For curing sister Lopez's eczema
579
00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:20,343
and blessing Martin with sobriety...
580
00:19:20,445 --> 00:19:21,845
- ALL: Yeah.
- ...ish...
581
00:19:21,947 --> 00:19:23,213
'Cause you know Martin be wilin'.
582
00:19:23,315 --> 00:19:25,448
...but above all, we thank you, Lord,
583
00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,951
for giving us the opportunity
every day...
584
00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:28,952
[CHATTER]
585
00:19:29,021 --> 00:19:31,288
...to learn, grow...
586
00:19:31,356 --> 00:19:34,257
and become our best selves.
587
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,558
ALL: Amen.
588
00:19:35,661 --> 00:19:41,698
[ORGAN PLAYS]
589
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,301
?
590
00:19:44,403 --> 00:19:50,689
? Shine on me ?
591
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:52,642
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
592
00:19:52,744 --> 00:19:59,082
? Shine on me ?
593
00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:00,950
[CHATTER]
594
00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:03,053
You know, I always knew
that when Ms. Dina decided
595
00:20:03,155 --> 00:20:04,921
to spread her wings, she would soar.
596
00:20:05,023 --> 00:20:07,957
Better watch out, Courtney.
Your mama's about to leave the nest.
597
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:15,632
? Shine on me ?
598
00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:17,500
Go, Ma! Whoo!
599
00:20:17,602 --> 00:20:19,703
? Shine on me ?
600
00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:20,970
? Shine on me ?
601
00:20:21,073 --> 00:20:24,407
- Amen!
- ? Shine on me ?
602
00:20:24,509 --> 00:20:32,048
? Let the light from
the lighthouse shine on me ?
603
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:34,124
Whoo! That's my Mama.
604
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,443
? Now watch me yuuuu
Crank dat Soulja Boy ?
605
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,296
- ? Now watch me youuuu ?
- Whoa! Whoa!
606
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:40,926
? Crank dat Soulja Boy,now watch me yuuuu ?
607
00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:41,926
? Crank dat Soulja Boy ?
608
00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:43,585
Man, look at those outfits.
609
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:45,146
That's enough fabric
to make a Steve Harvey suit.
610
00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:46,104
[LAUGHTER]
611
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,667
Y'all look ridiculous.
612
00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:49,803
- We look ridiculous?
- Don't take it personally.
613
00:20:49,905 --> 00:20:53,306
I'm a man who
intimately knows his shape.
614
00:20:53,409 --> 00:20:56,043
What? Clothing likes my body.
615
00:20:56,145 --> 00:20:58,178
"Clothing likes my body."
616
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,180
He looks like a very dapper broomstick.
617
00:21:00,282 --> 00:21:02,078
- [LAUGHS]
- I heard that!
618
00:21:02,164 --> 00:21:05,312
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