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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:02,562 Look at him! Don't be shy, man. Enjoy it. 2 00:00:02,617 --> 00:00:04,139 - May I just say... - Mm-hmm? 3 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,859 ...I am proud to play even a small role in your grand vision. 4 00:00:06,914 --> 00:00:07,864 Mm. Right? 5 00:00:07,906 --> 00:00:09,622 Guys, it's one trash can. 6 00:00:09,725 --> 00:00:12,454 Uh, slash-recycling bin. Check your facts. 7 00:00:12,509 --> 00:00:14,175 No, it's nothing, guys... just a little place 8 00:00:14,244 --> 00:00:16,009 you can throw your apple cores and soda cans. 9 00:00:16,072 --> 00:00:18,605 You're saying it like it's actually much more. It's not. 10 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:20,074 Val, to you, that's just a metal cylinder. 11 00:00:20,142 --> 00:00:22,609 But to Oscar the Grouch, it's home. 12 00:00:22,678 --> 00:00:24,511 No, to me, getting that trash can there 13 00:00:24,613 --> 00:00:26,880 shows what government can do when you're not a puppet 14 00:00:26,982 --> 00:00:28,148 to greedy corporations 15 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:30,317 and zillionaire donors just to get re-elected. 16 00:00:30,419 --> 00:00:32,319 How many donors came knocking on your door, exactly? 17 00:00:32,421 --> 00:00:33,821 I'll take this one. 18 00:00:33,923 --> 00:00:35,089 - None. - Precisely. 19 00:00:35,191 --> 00:00:36,323 Because every day, I come to work 20 00:00:36,425 --> 00:00:38,859 with one special interest in mind... the people. 21 00:00:38,928 --> 00:00:40,427 He's not beholden to nobody... 22 00:00:40,529 --> 00:00:42,563 not UNICEF, not Meals on Wheels. 23 00:00:42,665 --> 00:00:44,598 - Drain the swamp. - Okay, that's a little off-message. 24 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,233 Point is, when you think about the people, 25 00:00:46,335 --> 00:00:47,534 you can get more things done... 26 00:00:47,636 --> 00:00:49,603 - like the trash can. - The people's trash can. 27 00:00:49,672 --> 00:00:51,338 You'll be hard-pressed to find me one person 28 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,806 that doesn't have something to throw away. 29 00:00:52,908 --> 00:00:55,442 They got a problem. They got a solution. 30 00:00:55,511 --> 00:00:56,844 Uh, boss? 31 00:00:56,946 --> 00:00:59,446 You know I'm not afraid to speak truth to power, right? 32 00:00:59,548 --> 00:01:01,682 Um, dog just peed on your trash can. 33 00:01:01,784 --> 00:01:03,984 [DOG BARKS] 34 00:01:04,053 --> 00:01:05,586 - Oh, no. I'ma handle this. - Yeah. 35 00:01:05,688 --> 00:01:07,020 We got to stop these leaks! 36 00:01:07,123 --> 00:01:09,323 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:09,425 --> 00:01:12,159 ? See someone, drive someone ? 38 00:01:12,261 --> 00:01:14,395 Okay, so, labor negotiations are all about give-and-take. 39 00:01:14,497 --> 00:01:16,096 We obviously can't give the transit union 40 00:01:16,198 --> 00:01:17,765 everything that they want, but we have to make them feel like 41 00:01:17,867 --> 00:01:19,199 - they're getting a fair deal. - I get it... 42 00:01:19,301 --> 00:01:21,135 collective bargaining, first established by 43 00:01:21,237 --> 00:01:24,138 the Railway Labor Act of 1926. 44 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,372 - Google? - Oh, no no. 45 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:27,708 I got it from one of my old-timey railway buddies. 46 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:29,076 - Of course Google! - Great. 47 00:01:29,178 --> 00:01:31,044 Now, don't worry. I read all your memos. 48 00:01:31,147 --> 00:01:33,080 Good. Then you know that this is gonna be war. 49 00:01:33,182 --> 00:01:34,782 War? See, that's the problem with politics today. 50 00:01:34,884 --> 00:01:37,217 Why does it have to be war? We're all on the same side. 51 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:39,653 I told you, my job is to serve the people. 52 00:01:39,755 --> 00:01:42,289 And the bus drivers... they are the people. 53 00:01:43,893 --> 00:01:46,126 Hey, everybody! Mayor Rose. 54 00:01:46,228 --> 00:01:47,761 Please help yourself to some doughnuts. 55 00:01:47,863 --> 00:01:49,001 - I like to think of them as - Hi. 56 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,131 little wheels on buses. 57 00:01:50,132 --> 00:01:51,298 And... 58 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,767 apparently, we can't afford doughnuts. 59 00:01:53,869 --> 00:01:55,269 - Uh, hello. - Ah. 60 00:01:55,371 --> 00:01:58,739 I'm Amber Powell, in-house counsel for Local 428. 61 00:01:58,841 --> 00:02:00,874 Counsel in the house! 62 00:02:00,976 --> 00:02:03,610 Yes. They told me you were, uh... 63 00:02:03,712 --> 00:02:05,179 Charming? 64 00:02:05,281 --> 00:02:06,346 Charismatic? 65 00:02:06,449 --> 00:02:07,714 A better-looking Idris Elba? 66 00:02:07,817 --> 00:02:09,082 Loud. 67 00:02:09,185 --> 00:02:11,585 Uh, y-you'll notice that I removed 68 00:02:11,687 --> 00:02:15,489 that divisive rectangular table in favor of this circular one. 69 00:02:15,591 --> 00:02:17,758 No sides... just people. 70 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:19,860 The other table's being stored in my office. 71 00:02:19,962 --> 00:02:21,662 Can't get in. It's a huge problem. 72 00:02:21,764 --> 00:02:23,230 [BOTH LAUGH] 73 00:02:23,332 --> 00:02:26,366 Anyway, the union needs a complete overhaul 74 00:02:26,469 --> 00:02:28,836 of pension and health, stricter safety protocols, 75 00:02:28,938 --> 00:02:31,071 and a long overdue 6% wage increase 76 00:02:31,173 --> 00:02:33,373 as outlined in this report. 77 00:02:33,476 --> 00:02:36,210 Ooh! Is that a Series Eight Berman D-Ring? 78 00:02:36,312 --> 00:02:37,411 - Nice! - [SIGHS] 79 00:02:37,513 --> 00:02:39,346 6% sounds reasonable. 80 00:02:39,448 --> 00:02:41,682 We can make that happen, right, Val? 81 00:02:41,784 --> 00:02:43,350 We would have to raise bus fares. 82 00:02:43,452 --> 00:02:45,619 Ooh. That would hurt a lot of people. 83 00:02:45,721 --> 00:02:48,255 We should, uh, probably put a pin in that. 84 00:02:48,357 --> 00:02:49,389 What else do you need? 85 00:02:49,492 --> 00:02:50,524 Shorter shifts. 86 00:02:50,626 --> 00:02:52,125 We could probably cut down on route times 87 00:02:52,228 --> 00:02:53,227 by adding more bus lanes. 88 00:02:53,287 --> 00:02:54,228 That'll help all the people. 89 00:02:54,319 --> 00:02:55,295 That would just probably add 90 00:02:55,397 --> 00:02:57,097 more congestion for commuters. 91 00:02:57,199 --> 00:02:58,398 Except for those people. 92 00:02:58,501 --> 00:03:00,701 We should probably put a pin in that, too. 93 00:03:00,803 --> 00:03:05,205 Guys, if you could have one wish, what would it be? 94 00:03:05,289 --> 00:03:06,206 - Pension. - Healthcare. 95 00:03:06,308 --> 00:03:08,075 Oh. 96 00:03:08,177 --> 00:03:11,545 Uh, different wishes, same people. 97 00:03:11,647 --> 00:03:14,348 Please don't read into this, but... 98 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:16,149 is there anyone else we can talk to? 99 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:20,254 Courtney, you served none of the people in there. 100 00:03:20,356 --> 00:03:22,489 It would appear that the people's interests 101 00:03:22,591 --> 00:03:23,657 are numerous and varied. 102 00:03:23,759 --> 00:03:25,225 - Oh, and this is news to you? - No. 103 00:03:25,327 --> 00:03:26,727 It's just, if we're gonna do this deal right, 104 00:03:26,829 --> 00:03:29,062 it's got to require a more nuanced approach than... 105 00:03:29,164 --> 00:03:30,197 The trash can? 106 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,733 The trash can. 107 00:03:32,835 --> 00:03:34,868 Look, anyone can make the union happy 108 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:36,336 by screwing over someone else. 109 00:03:36,438 --> 00:03:38,872 I'm trying to find a solution that works for everybody. 110 00:03:38,974 --> 00:03:40,140 - Like the trash can! - Okay. 111 00:03:40,242 --> 00:03:41,508 So, what is your magical plan, then? 112 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:43,076 You're gonna go around and ask every single person 113 00:03:43,178 --> 00:03:45,145 in Fort Grey what works for them? 114 00:03:46,949 --> 00:03:48,382 That is not a bad idea. 115 00:03:48,484 --> 00:03:49,383 Yes, it is. 116 00:03:49,485 --> 00:03:52,419 Courtney! Don't run away with purpose! 117 00:03:55,558 --> 00:03:58,225 [THUD] Is somebody gonna help me with this table?! 118 00:04:00,262 --> 00:04:02,262 - [W. HOUSTON'S "DIDN'T WE ALMOST HAVE IT ALL"] - DINA: Whoo! I can't wait until tomorrow. 119 00:04:02,364 --> 00:04:04,665 Krystal, this year, I'll have a migraine. 120 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:05,799 You call in with the flu. 121 00:04:05,901 --> 00:04:07,834 And nice touch coughing all day at work. 122 00:04:07,937 --> 00:04:10,571 - I take our annual sick day very seriously. - [LAUGHS] 123 00:04:10,673 --> 00:04:12,940 Come Friday, they'll be like, "She got the bird flu, 124 00:04:13,042 --> 00:04:15,008 the swine flu... all the animal flus!" 125 00:04:15,110 --> 00:04:16,577 [LAUGHTER] 126 00:04:16,679 --> 00:04:18,645 I'm so glad I don't have to call in sick. 127 00:04:18,747 --> 00:04:20,747 Those are the perks of owning your own business. 128 00:04:20,849 --> 00:04:21,949 An unlicensed daycare 129 00:04:22,051 --> 00:04:23,450 you run out of your apartment downstairs? 130 00:04:23,552 --> 00:04:25,352 "Own your own business," like you Papa John. 131 00:04:25,454 --> 00:04:26,386 Ooh! 132 00:04:26,488 --> 00:04:28,288 Oh, my God, I love Whitney Day. 133 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:30,157 - Mm-hmm. - It's my most favorite tradition. 134 00:04:30,259 --> 00:04:31,792 Oh, you remember in 2014, 135 00:04:31,894 --> 00:04:34,094 when those college boys tried to holla at your girl? 136 00:04:34,196 --> 00:04:35,762 They were asking for directions. 137 00:04:35,864 --> 00:04:37,264 And I told them where to go. 138 00:04:37,366 --> 00:04:38,265 That is dirty! 139 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:39,466 Wait, that is dirty, right? 140 00:04:39,568 --> 00:04:40,867 Uh, depends if they get lost. 141 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:42,336 Okay, now I really don't know what we talking about. 142 00:04:42,438 --> 00:04:44,104 There's a whole podcast in here. 143 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:46,206 Now, you know you can come over here, right? 144 00:04:46,308 --> 00:04:47,674 I got a seat... 145 00:04:47,776 --> 00:04:48,675 right here. 146 00:04:48,777 --> 00:04:50,043 That is my child. 147 00:04:50,112 --> 00:04:53,013 He may be your child, but he most certainly is a man. 148 00:04:53,115 --> 00:04:54,948 - You are nasty, girl. - [GROWLS, TRILLS] 149 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:57,139 God, do you remember, you were just yea high 150 00:04:57,225 --> 00:05:00,320 - on our first Whitney Day 18 years ago? - Here we go. Here we go. 151 00:05:00,422 --> 00:05:01,488 How the three of us went to see Whitney 152 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:02,990 - at the Civic Auditorium. - The Civic Auditorium. 153 00:05:03,058 --> 00:05:05,359 You stayed out late and called in to work sick... 154 00:05:05,461 --> 00:05:06,593 - ...so you could keep the party going. - Mm-hmm. 155 00:05:06,695 --> 00:05:08,328 And Whitney Day was born. 156 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,563 BOTH: Yes! 157 00:05:09,665 --> 00:05:11,465 Please do not do anything illegal this year. 158 00:05:11,533 --> 00:05:13,700 Yes, I am the mayor, but I cannot pardon people. 159 00:05:13,802 --> 00:05:14,735 I checked. 160 00:05:14,837 --> 00:05:17,104 Okay, good night. Got a lot of work to do. 161 00:05:17,206 --> 00:05:19,473 Got to hash out some bus union contracts. 162 00:05:19,575 --> 00:05:21,608 Show the union some love. They fight the good fight for us. 163 00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:23,410 I'll fight for them and everyone else. 164 00:05:23,512 --> 00:05:25,278 - My baby. - Hey! Ma! 165 00:05:25,381 --> 00:05:26,613 I like the shape of this table. 166 00:05:26,715 --> 00:05:28,715 It's not completely round, no discernible sides. 167 00:05:28,784 --> 00:05:30,417 - Good choice. - Thanks, baby. 168 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:32,019 KRYSTAL: Bye. 169 00:05:32,121 --> 00:05:33,020 Dumpster find. 170 00:05:33,122 --> 00:05:34,554 [LAUGHTER] 171 00:05:34,657 --> 00:05:38,291 ? Didn't we almost have it all? ? 172 00:05:38,394 --> 00:05:41,061 Thank you for participating in this confidential focus group. 173 00:05:41,163 --> 00:05:43,997 While you pass me your NDAs, my associate will, uh, 174 00:05:44,099 --> 00:05:45,198 catch you up to speed. 175 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,299 Thank you, associate. 176 00:05:46,402 --> 00:05:47,434 We are associates. 177 00:05:47,536 --> 00:05:49,269 So, we're gonna ask you some questions. 178 00:05:49,371 --> 00:05:50,937 There are no wrong answers. 179 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,473 We just want to get a window into your souls. 180 00:05:56,545 --> 00:05:58,311 - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - So, anyway... 181 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:01,148 our anonymous client is in a bit of a pickle. 182 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:01,948 Mm. 183 00:06:02,051 --> 00:06:03,550 I need a better picture. 184 00:06:03,652 --> 00:06:06,620 Are we talking Bieber pickle or O.J. pickle? 185 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:09,389 Exactly in between. 186 00:06:09,491 --> 00:06:11,927 So, anyway, our anonymous client... 187 00:06:12,037 --> 00:06:13,169 You mean the mayor. 188 00:06:13,271 --> 00:06:14,471 We can't say for certain. 189 00:06:14,573 --> 00:06:16,706 We're in City Hall. I've seen you on TV with him. 190 00:06:16,808 --> 00:06:18,008 You're his best friends. 191 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,242 [CHUCKLES] 192 00:06:19,344 --> 00:06:20,910 You're excused. 193 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,445 Whatever. 194 00:06:24,449 --> 00:06:26,549 An anonymous source just told me, 195 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:27,684 "Make 'em all stay." 196 00:06:27,736 --> 00:06:28,652 - Go on, sit down. - Yeah. 197 00:06:28,754 --> 00:06:29,886 This focus group represents 198 00:06:29,988 --> 00:06:31,154 a good cross section of the city... 199 00:06:31,256 --> 00:06:32,856 young, old, poor... 200 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:34,124 less poor. 201 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:35,792 We figure out what they're willing to sacrifice, 202 00:06:35,894 --> 00:06:38,228 and we can free up some money for a fair union contract. 203 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:40,363 Well, got to say, this isn't the worst idea in the world. 204 00:06:40,465 --> 00:06:42,399 You could've just said it was a good idea... way less words. 205 00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:44,934 You know, that isn't a horrible suggestion. [LAUGHS] 206 00:06:45,003 --> 00:06:46,169 You have a problem. 207 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:48,505 Look, guys, it's simple. 208 00:06:48,607 --> 00:06:51,041 Our client needs your help to figure out 209 00:06:51,143 --> 00:06:53,076 how to make the transit union happy 210 00:06:53,178 --> 00:06:54,444 without raising bus fares, 211 00:06:54,513 --> 00:06:56,880 Your client could literally only be the mayor. 212 00:06:56,982 --> 00:06:58,048 Okay. 213 00:06:58,150 --> 00:06:59,949 We're gonna run some questions by you. 214 00:07:00,018 --> 00:07:00,984 Be brutal. 215 00:07:01,086 --> 00:07:03,219 Simon Cowell brutal or O.J. brutal? 216 00:07:03,321 --> 00:07:04,621 Come on, man! 217 00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:06,389 You're here to answer some questions for a free sandwich, 218 00:07:06,491 --> 00:07:08,224 with your choice of chips or fruit cup. 219 00:07:08,293 --> 00:07:10,927 Now, would you prefer to lose playgrounds or Meals on Wheels? 220 00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:13,763 Playgrounds. What's a slide, anyway? 221 00:07:13,865 --> 00:07:15,065 You want the fun of gravity, 222 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:17,467 try falling down a flight of stairs. 223 00:07:17,569 --> 00:07:20,103 Playgrounds babysit my kids. 224 00:07:20,205 --> 00:07:22,105 Not that I leave them there unattended. 225 00:07:22,974 --> 00:07:24,274 I don't care about either. 226 00:07:24,376 --> 00:07:26,076 Just don't touch my libraries. 227 00:07:26,144 --> 00:07:28,978 Got to check my e-mails, FaceTime Nana. 228 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:30,580 - I feel like this is good for you. - Mm-hmm. 229 00:07:30,682 --> 00:07:33,616 You need to be around as many people as possible. 230 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:34,684 See? 231 00:07:34,786 --> 00:07:37,020 This is democracy... marketplace of ideas, 232 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:38,788 government by the people, for the people. 233 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:39,823 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 234 00:07:39,925 --> 00:07:41,691 The people are throwing fruit. 235 00:07:42,694 --> 00:07:44,394 Oh! Alright, break it up! 236 00:07:44,496 --> 00:07:46,096 This is not what our client wants! 237 00:07:46,198 --> 00:07:48,732 It's the mayor! Just say it, damn it! 238 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:51,835 They're working through stuff. They're finding common ground. 239 00:07:53,238 --> 00:07:56,206 Yeah, this did not pan out. 240 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:57,240 [SPLAT] 241 00:07:57,342 --> 00:07:59,409 There's a piece of ham covering the camera. 242 00:07:59,511 --> 00:08:01,044 [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 243 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:03,179 JERMAINE: Hey, hey! Help us! 244 00:08:03,281 --> 00:08:06,349 COURTNEY: Now, if there's one thing I'm not doing, it's stalling. 245 00:08:06,451 --> 00:08:09,152 After much consideration... 246 00:08:09,254 --> 00:08:10,987 deliberation... 247 00:08:11,089 --> 00:08:12,622 - contemplation... - We get it. 248 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:15,358 You thought about it a lot, and you own a thesaurus. 249 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,760 Look, these things are hard... 250 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:19,162 harder than everyone realized. 251 00:08:19,264 --> 00:08:21,197 - Everyone? - I fully intend to give you 252 00:08:21,299 --> 00:08:22,398 the deal that will make you happy. 253 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:23,633 It's just gonna take a little longer... 254 00:08:23,735 --> 00:08:24,634 no more than a few weeks. 255 00:08:24,736 --> 00:08:27,937 Our contract expires at midnight. 256 00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:29,572 [SIGHS] 257 00:08:29,674 --> 00:08:31,908 ALL: [CHANTING] No contract! No bus! 258 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,577 A living wage for all of us! No contract.... 259 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,913 And so with no decision from Mayor Rose, 260 00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:39,616 the union is left with no choice but to strike. 261 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:42,485 Gabby Montoya, live at City Hall. 262 00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:44,087 NEWS ANCHOR: Thank you, Gabby. As you can see... 263 00:08:44,189 --> 00:08:46,756 They came in on a bus. 264 00:08:46,858 --> 00:08:48,091 Who drove? 265 00:08:48,116 --> 00:08:49,025 Boy... 266 00:08:49,127 --> 00:08:50,860 ? Hey! ? 267 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,781 The wheels on the bus go "Stop, stop, stop" 268 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:57,075 as the citywide bus strike stretches into its third day. 269 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,996 I can't even get to work. I'm dipping into my sick days. 270 00:09:00,092 --> 00:09:01,592 Those are my time. 271 00:09:01,629 --> 00:09:05,498 I haven't been able to visit my friend Ethel in days! 272 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,600 Well, she's only 97. 273 00:09:07,702 --> 00:09:09,469 I'm sure there's time. 274 00:09:09,537 --> 00:09:11,804 The growing crowd of transit workers at City Hall 275 00:09:11,906 --> 00:09:15,208 say they're no closer to a deal than when the strike began. 276 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,310 You'd think the mayor would care more about this, 277 00:09:17,412 --> 00:09:18,878 but we've been out here all morning 278 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:20,780 and he's yet to come to work. 279 00:09:20,882 --> 00:09:21,981 Is he hiding? 280 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,683 But I'm at work! 281 00:09:23,785 --> 00:09:25,284 [SIGHS] 282 00:09:25,386 --> 00:09:28,221 Yeah, Auxiliary City Hall, away from the angry masses. 283 00:09:28,323 --> 00:09:30,056 Cowardly, sure, but peaceful. 284 00:09:30,158 --> 00:09:31,557 Guys, this is not what I wanted. 285 00:09:31,626 --> 00:09:34,160 I want to serve the people, not plunge the city into a crisis. 286 00:09:34,262 --> 00:09:35,495 Well, maybe it's not that bad. 287 00:09:35,597 --> 00:09:36,929 You know, some people don't even take the bus, 288 00:09:37,031 --> 00:09:39,165 like rich people and... cabbies 289 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,600 and marathon runners, 290 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,502 people who wear hats that are too big for the bus door... 291 00:09:42,604 --> 00:09:43,770 Everybody rides the damn bus. 292 00:09:43,872 --> 00:09:45,071 VALENTINA: Guys, I'm on with Grey River High. 293 00:09:45,173 --> 00:09:46,372 Only two teachers showed up for work. 294 00:09:46,474 --> 00:09:48,241 They are dangerously outnumbered. 295 00:09:48,343 --> 00:09:50,777 There's no saving them. I'll send a nice bouquet to their next of kin. 296 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:51,944 - [DOOR OPENS] - [SCOFFS] 297 00:09:52,046 --> 00:09:53,446 Worst Whitney Day ever. 298 00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:55,414 I need to soothe my rattles. 299 00:09:55,483 --> 00:09:57,817 The psychic couldn't even get to work because of the shutdown. 300 00:09:57,919 --> 00:09:59,719 Interestingly, she did not see that coming. 301 00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:02,722 KRYSTAL: And then Uber was surging like crazy. 302 00:10:02,824 --> 00:10:04,557 We had to walk everywhere. 303 00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:06,325 - My feet look like burger meat. - Mm-hmm. 304 00:10:06,427 --> 00:10:08,060 The good manicurist had to pick up her kids from school, 305 00:10:08,163 --> 00:10:09,262 so we got stuck with Trish. 306 00:10:09,364 --> 00:10:11,264 My roses look like burger meat! 307 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:12,732 Just put on a movie in the gym, 308 00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:14,667 a-a-and I'll get you an airlift out of there. 309 00:10:14,769 --> 00:10:16,469 Not to tell you how to do your job, baby, 310 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:18,171 but you need to give these drivers what they deserve 311 00:10:18,273 --> 00:10:19,405 and get them back to work. 312 00:10:19,507 --> 00:10:21,374 - It's not that simple, Ma. - It is that simple. 313 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,309 The union works hard. Get them what they need. 314 00:10:23,411 --> 00:10:25,978 With all due respect, it's much easier to be a critic. 315 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,181 - [ALL GASP] - Watch your mouth! 316 00:10:28,283 --> 00:10:29,382 - FRANNY: Oh! - Oh! 317 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,950 Just give me the word, and I'll go get the soap. 318 00:10:31,052 --> 00:10:33,286 You need a paddle? I got two. 319 00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:35,121 You know what? Say whatever you want. 320 00:10:35,223 --> 00:10:36,789 But you're not helping anyone 321 00:10:36,891 --> 00:10:39,826 by hiding out in my apartment. 322 00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:41,561 Auxiliary City Hall! 323 00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:42,795 Watch your mouth, Jermaine. 324 00:10:42,897 --> 00:10:44,564 - Sorry. - She's right. 325 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,165 The city's suffering because of me. 326 00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:47,934 - And it might take a while to cut a deal... - [DOOR CLOSES] 327 00:10:48,036 --> 00:10:51,737 ...so I need to focus on easing the people's... pain. 328 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,974 Guys, come with me. 329 00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,442 - C-Courtney? - Why are you running? 330 00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:57,977 Are we running to something or from something? 331 00:10:58,079 --> 00:10:59,145 You got to tell somebody. 332 00:10:59,247 --> 00:11:00,513 So, no airlift. 333 00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:03,149 I still think the safest place for you is on the roof. 334 00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:08,054 - [WHISPERING] Hey, Courtney. - [WHISPERING] Hey. 335 00:11:08,156 --> 00:11:10,389 [NORMAL VOICE] Mayor Rose! What a surprise! 336 00:11:10,491 --> 00:11:13,593 I am a doctor and was not expecting you! 337 00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:14,827 Well, hello, Doctor. 338 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:17,396 Not only am I your mayor, but I am also your ride. 339 00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:20,299 I'm pretty sure you are aware of the ongoing bus strike. 340 00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:22,468 Indeed, though I assign no blame. 341 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:25,538 Well, not only am I working hard to end the bus strike, 342 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,107 I am also trying to keep Fort Greyans moving. 343 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,042 So I'm launching a new ride-sharing program 344 00:11:30,144 --> 00:11:32,211 called See Someone, Drive Someone. 345 00:11:32,313 --> 00:11:34,914 It's as simple as seeing someone and driving someone. 346 00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:36,949 Now, let's get you to work. 347 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:38,117 Thanks, Mr. Mayor! 348 00:11:38,186 --> 00:11:39,886 You are helping me get to the hospital, 349 00:11:39,988 --> 00:11:43,055 where I am employed as a doctor! 350 00:11:43,157 --> 00:11:44,724 We just blasted that out on social media. 351 00:11:44,826 --> 00:11:45,925 What do you think? 352 00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:47,026 Well, not that it's the point, 353 00:11:47,128 --> 00:11:49,061 but I didn't buy T.K. as the doctor. 354 00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:51,464 The notes are helpful. I'm honing my craft. 355 00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:54,667 [SIGHS] But more importantly, you're not solving anything. 356 00:11:54,736 --> 00:11:56,936 You're just avoiding going back to the bargaining table. 357 00:11:57,038 --> 00:12:00,039 I know it's not a permanent solution, but it's important. 358 00:12:00,141 --> 00:12:02,241 Cold medicine does not cure a cold, 359 00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:04,010 but it does make it so you can go to work. 360 00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:05,111 - Man. - Hmm? 361 00:12:05,213 --> 00:12:06,212 You should've been the doctor. 362 00:12:06,314 --> 00:12:08,014 - That was transcendent. - Thank you. Thanks. 363 00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:09,215 If y'all didn't want me to be the doctor, 364 00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:10,616 you could've just said something! 365 00:12:10,718 --> 00:12:11,918 - No, we gave you a chance. - No, I thought you were great. 366 00:12:11,986 --> 00:12:13,653 I'm not Sally Field, but I did my best. 367 00:12:13,755 --> 00:12:15,121 [SIGHS] 368 00:12:15,223 --> 00:12:16,789 ? See someone, drive someone ? 369 00:12:16,891 --> 00:12:18,491 - Hey! - ? See someone, drive someone ? 370 00:12:18,593 --> 00:12:20,092 - [BRAKES SQUEAL] - Hey! 371 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:21,294 Hey, man, you need a lift? 372 00:12:21,396 --> 00:12:23,129 We're just trying to ease your pain, man. 373 00:12:23,231 --> 00:12:24,764 Get in the car. 374 00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,899 ? See someone, drive someone ? 375 00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:27,934 Welcome to the car. 376 00:12:28,036 --> 00:12:29,535 ? See someone, drive someone ? 377 00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:32,038 I'm sorry, sir. I'll be right back to pick you up. 378 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,707 I have to drop Suzanne off at the dentist. 379 00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,710 Hey! It's already starting to catch on! 380 00:12:37,812 --> 00:12:39,378 Hey! 381 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,414 - Courtney Rose! Hero Mayor! - [HORN HONKING] 382 00:12:41,516 --> 00:12:43,516 I'm sorry, sir. My friend gets a little excited. 383 00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:45,985 It's charming in small doses. 384 00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:47,853 ? Something that we don't call each other every day ? 385 00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:49,133 - ? I know ? - ? Holler out the window ? 386 00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:50,157 ? If you see me around the way ? 387 00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:52,692 This was a good plan. I feel like this works. 388 00:12:52,794 --> 00:12:54,293 ? Now I'm posin' up in government ? 389 00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:55,628 ? Dosin' in the mothership ? 390 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:58,164 ? Keepin' it 100 while I'm peelin' off ? 391 00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:00,199 ? American-made, can't let the wheels fall off ? 392 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,101 - How many you got? - We got three. 393 00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,204 [INHALES SHARPLY] 394 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,807 This is gonna be a tight squeeze, so maybe... 395 00:13:12,213 --> 00:13:13,179 Really? 396 00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:14,847 That's my car! 397 00:13:14,949 --> 00:13:16,382 Yo, I'll say this much... 398 00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,284 Tough times really do bring people together. 399 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,285 It's pretty inspiring. 400 00:13:19,387 --> 00:13:20,319 - Oh, for sure. - Mm-hmm. 401 00:13:20,421 --> 00:13:23,055 - Yo, make a left right here. - I got you, man. 402 00:13:24,258 --> 00:13:26,158 PROTESTORS: [CHANTING] No contract! No bus! 403 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,194 A living wage for all of us! 404 00:13:28,296 --> 00:13:30,262 No contract! No bus! 405 00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:32,231 A living wage for all of us! 406 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,632 No contract! No bus! 407 00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:36,435 Thanks for the ride... Mr. Mayor. 408 00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,537 No contract! No bus! 409 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:40,506 A living wage for all of us! 410 00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:41,640 What the hell? 411 00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:42,675 - Mom?! - No bus! 412 00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:45,611 A living wage for all of us! 413 00:13:45,713 --> 00:13:47,780 I got to pick up a couch. 414 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,883 I'm sorry... not right now. 415 00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:52,467 Bro... no free rides. 416 00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:58,131 No contract, no bus. A living wage for all of us. 417 00:13:58,178 --> 00:13:59,902 - No contract... - What the hell, Ma? 418 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,106 "What the hell" yourself. These are my Pamplemousses. 419 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,574 I saw you picketing. 420 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,976 Good. How'd I look? 421 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,545 Treacherous. You're picketing against your own son? 422 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,014 Excuse me... the Post Office called a sympathy strike. 423 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,549 That didn't mean you had to go. 424 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,717 That's right. I chose to. 425 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,319 In case you haven't noticed, we are a union house. 426 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,555 Everything we have is because of their hard-fought battles... 427 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,191 health insurance, rent, the piano. 428 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,593 Ma, we got that piano for free off Craigslist. 429 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,395 And how do you think we got on Craigslist? 430 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,798 Using a computer bought with union wages! 431 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,000 This is so unreal. You're supposed to be on my side. 432 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,701 Not when you're hanging out on some dumb side, 433 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:31,702 scabbing like you did. 434 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:32,904 What?! When did I scab? 435 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,338 When you drove half the city around 436 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,107 with your little See Someone, Scab Someone campaign. 437 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,975 Ma, I was not trying to get rid of the buses. 438 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,211 I was just trying to keep the city moving during the strike. 439 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,480 Boy, that may actually be the definition of "scabbing." 440 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,015 Look... 441 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,983 I understand Dina The Postal Worker 442 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,052 is mad at me, 443 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,555 but I really need my mom right now. 444 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,858 Sorry. 445 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,060 Of course. Here I am. 446 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,363 [SIGHS] 447 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,798 You're wrong, Courtney. 448 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,867 No contract, no bus. 449 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,002 A living wage for all of us. 450 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,905 [VOICE FADING] No contract, no bus... 451 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,477 My mom called me "Courtney." 452 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,579 That is your name. 453 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,781 Usually, she calls me "baby." 454 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,283 Did you seriously wake me up to tell me that? 455 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,819 It's 7:30. 456 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,356 What do you want? 457 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,160 If I've let my mom down, 458 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,429 I've literally let everyone in the city down, 459 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,531 which is the exact opposite of my goal. 460 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,437 It's okay, baby. 461 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,105 What's happening? 462 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,941 I don't know. I'm sorry. I... I took half an Ambien. 463 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,311 Uh, I feel no matter what I do, 464 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,813 someone's gonna get screwed. 465 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,047 You know the saying... 466 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,782 You can please some of the people all the time, 467 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,784 all the people some of the time, but no matter what, 468 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,786 they're gonna curse your name and spit on your grave. 469 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,421 I don't think that's how it goes. 470 00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,791 Courtney, I admire that you genuinely want 471 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,627 to make everyone happy, alright? 472 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,995 You've been that way since high school. 473 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,063 Well, in high school, I made a lot of people unhappy... 474 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,265 teachers, coaches, 475 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,299 kids who didn't want to hear Montell Jordan butchered 476 00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:10,368 - at a pep rally. - [LAUGHS] 477 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,169 Let's hope that video never surfaces, 478 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,572 'cause some scandals, you cannot come back from. 479 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,407 Yeah, I get that. 480 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,709 When you're onstage rapping, 481 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,446 I'm sure you're giving the crowd exactly what they came for. 482 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,682 But this is politics, okay? 483 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,384 If you're not disappointing people, 484 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,886 you're not doing your job right. 485 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,388 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 486 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,190 And I should've listened to you before. 487 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,126 I am ready to do what I need to do. 488 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,495 Well, that isn't the worst mea culpa in the... 489 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,731 You're so right. 490 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,901 Okay, I am incapable of saying anything in a positive way. 491 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,569 Good... 'cause what I need right now 492 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,539 is someone who has no regard for people's feelings. 493 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,907 Well... 494 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,542 you came to the right place. 495 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,679 Baby. 496 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,316 COURTNEY: Guys, I want to end this bus strike, 497 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,751 but it's gonna take some sacrifices from all of us. 498 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,787 You're closing libraries every Monday?! 499 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,489 Uh, every other Monday, actually. 500 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,259 [CROWD MURMURING] 501 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,962 And... also every Tuesday. 502 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,864 The City Hall Yelp page will definitely hear about this. 503 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:17,068 Well, I... guess I have nothing to lose 504 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,370 when I also tell you that we will be limiting 505 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,505 airport bus services to weekends only. 506 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,741 [CROWD GROANING, MURMURING] 507 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:30,047 A 6% raise is out of whack with the national standard. 508 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,549 - I'll give you 3. - 4. 509 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,583 - 3! - 4! 510 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,584 - 2! - 7! 511 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,719 - 4. - 4. 512 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,222 [SIGHS] 513 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,527 Ladies and gentlemen, Mayor Rose. 514 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,665 [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 515 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,666 Good afternoon. 516 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,868 I am very pleased to announce 517 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,670 that an agreement has been reached. 518 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,972 The bus strike is over. 519 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,341 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 520 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,380 Uh, there are no winners in a strike, 521 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,282 and, unfortunately, the pain will be far-reaching. 522 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,986 Part of the compromise will be a citywide bus fare hike. 523 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,222 [CROWD GROANS, BOOS] 524 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,159 Lot of disappointed people out there. 525 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,562 Good job, Mr. Mayor. 526 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,235 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 527 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,870 - Mm! - Nice job, idiot. 528 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,538 Hope you get hit by a bus. 529 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,508 Hey! Don't talk to my baby that way! 530 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,642 Oh, I'm your baby? 531 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,011 Aw! You were always my baby. 532 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,747 Just for a while there, you were a union-hating monster baby. 533 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,984 But you know what? You were right. 534 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,887 It's easy for me to criticize from the sidelines. 535 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,856 I'm not the one that has to get things done. 536 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,693 You did a tough thing, and I'm proud of you. 537 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,898 Alright, alright! Come on, now. 538 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,133 Now, you in City Hall! 539 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,268 Have a little dignity, man! 540 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,602 Yes, ma'am. 541 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,472 Mayor Rose. 542 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,740 Counselor. 543 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,341 Amber. 544 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,044 I just wanted to make sure that you had my number. 545 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,913 Uh, you know the new union contract 546 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,414 doesn't expire for three years? 547 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,483 It doesn't have to be about business. 548 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,118 Oh. 549 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,321 Uh... you know, you should have given me this 550 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,956 before I closed the deal. 551 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,026 Maybe I could've given you an extra 1%. 552 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,260 That's okay. 553 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,629 We got two more than we expected. 554 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,437 Hugs from your mom, digits from cute bus lawyer. 555 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,380 Your body must be hella confused. 556 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,419 Let's say... hypothetically... 557 00:19:38,474 --> 00:19:40,349 that two anonymous clients 558 00:19:40,404 --> 00:19:42,604 both wore denim outfits on the same day. 559 00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:45,886 Who should have to change... the one who got to work first 560 00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:49,183 or the one who is famously known for wearing denim on Tuesdays? 561 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,339 #DenimTuesdays. 562 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,179 Why do I keep coming back here? 563 00:19:52,281 --> 00:19:53,680 Are you guys misusing city resources 564 00:19:53,783 --> 00:19:55,349 for your own personal "Who Wore It Best"? 565 00:19:55,451 --> 00:19:56,984 That's exactly what they're doing. 566 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,353 Okay, I have professional drinks later 567 00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:01,789 that could segue into a not-so-professional breakfast. 568 00:20:01,891 --> 00:20:03,757 What do you think... blazer on or should I take it off? 569 00:20:03,859 --> 00:20:05,192 - Off. - I mean, it's a cute dress, right? 570 00:20:05,294 --> 00:20:06,226 - Off. - Cute little cap sleeves. 571 00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:07,761 - You have great arms. - I like it on. 572 00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:08,829 - On? - It makes you look smart. 573 00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,364 Uh, I'm sorry. 574 00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:14,964 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43079

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