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Look at him!
Don't be shy, man. Enjoy it.
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- May I just say...
- Mm-hmm?
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...I am proud to play even a
small role in your grand vision.
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Mm. Right?
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Guys, it's one trash can.
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Uh, slash-recycling bin.
Check your facts.
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No, it's nothing, guys...
just a little place
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you can throw your apple cores
and soda cans.
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You're saying it like it's
actually much more. It's not.
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Val, to you,
that's just a metal cylinder.
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But to Oscar the Grouch, it's home.
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No, to me, getting that trash can there
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shows what government can do
when you're not a puppet
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to greedy corporations
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and zillionaire donors
just to get re-elected.
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How many donors came knocking
on your door, exactly?
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I'll take this one.
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- None.
- Precisely.
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Because every day, I come to work
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with one special interest
in mind... the people.
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He's not beholden to nobody...
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not UNICEF, not Meals on Wheels.
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- Drain the swamp.
- Okay, that's a little off-message.
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Point is,
when you think about the people,
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you can get more things done...
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- like the trash can.
- The people's trash can.
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You'll be hard-pressed
to find me one person
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that doesn't have something
to throw away.
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They got a problem. They got a solution.
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Uh, boss?
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You know I'm not afraid to speak
truth to power, right?
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Um, dog just peed on your trash can.
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[DOG BARKS]
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- Oh, no. I'ma handle this.
- Yeah.
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We got to stop these leaks!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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? See someone, drive someone ?
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Okay, so, labor negotiations
are all about give-and-take.
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We obviously can't give
the transit union
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everything that they want, but
we have to make them feel like
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- they're getting a fair deal.
- I get it...
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collective bargaining,
first established by
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the Railway Labor Act of 1926.
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- Google?
- Oh, no no.
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I got it from one
of my old-timey railway buddies.
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- Of course Google!
- Great.
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Now, don't worry. I read all your memos.
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Good. Then you know
that this is gonna be war.
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War? See, that's the problem
with politics today.
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Why does it have to be war?
We're all on the same side.
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I told you, my job
is to serve the people.
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And the bus drivers...
they are the people.
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Hey, everybody! Mayor Rose.
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Please help yourself to some doughnuts.
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- I like to think of them as
- Hi.
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little wheels on buses.
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And...
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apparently, we can't afford doughnuts.
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- Uh, hello.
- Ah.
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I'm Amber Powell,
in-house counsel for Local 428.
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Counsel in the house!
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Yes. They told me you were, uh...
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Charming?
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Charismatic?
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A better-looking Idris Elba?
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Loud.
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Uh, y-you'll notice that I removed
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that divisive rectangular table
in favor of this circular one.
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No sides... just people.
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The other table's
being stored in my office.
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Can't get in. It's a huge problem.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Anyway, the union needs
a complete overhaul
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of pension and health,
stricter safety protocols,
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and a long overdue 6% wage increase
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as outlined in this report.
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Ooh! Is that a Series
Eight Berman D-Ring?
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- Nice!
- [SIGHS]
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6% sounds reasonable.
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We can make that happen, right, Val?
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We would have to raise bus fares.
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Ooh. That would hurt a lot of people.
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We should, uh, probably
put a pin in that.
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What else do you need?
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Shorter shifts.
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We could probably cut down
on route times
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by adding more bus lanes.
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That'll help all the people.
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That would just probably add
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more congestion for commuters.
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Except for those people.
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We should probably put
a pin in that, too.
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Guys, if you could have
one wish, what would it be?
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- Pension.
- Healthcare.
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Oh.
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Uh, different wishes, same people.
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Please don't read into this, but...
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is there anyone else we can talk to?
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Courtney, you served
none of the people in there.
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It would appear
that the people's interests
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are numerous and varied.
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- Oh, and this is news to you?
- No.
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It's just, if we're
gonna do this deal right,
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it's got to require
a more nuanced approach than...
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The trash can?
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The trash can.
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Look, anyone can make the union happy
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by screwing over someone else.
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I'm trying to find a solution
that works for everybody.
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- Like the trash can!
- Okay.
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So, what is your magical plan, then?
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You're gonna go around
and ask every single person
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in Fort Grey what works for them?
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That is not a bad idea.
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Yes, it is.
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Courtney! Don't run away with purpose!
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[THUD] Is somebody gonna
help me with this table?!
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- [W. HOUSTON'S "DIDN'T WE ALMOST HAVE IT ALL"]
- DINA: Whoo! I can't wait until tomorrow.
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Krystal, this year,
I'll have a migraine.
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You call in with the flu.
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And nice touch coughing all day at work.
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- I take our annual sick day very seriously.
- [LAUGHS]
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Come Friday, they'll be like,
"She got the bird flu,
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the swine flu... all the animal flus!"
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm so glad
I don't have to call in sick.
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Those are the perks
of owning your own business.
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An unlicensed daycare
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you run out of your apartment
downstairs?
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"Own your own business,"
like you Papa John.
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Ooh!
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Oh, my God, I love Whitney Day.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's my most favorite tradition.
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Oh, you remember in 2014,
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when those college boys
tried to holla at your girl?
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They were asking for directions.
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And I told them where to go.
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That is dirty!
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Wait, that is dirty, right?
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Uh, depends if they get lost.
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Okay, now I really don't know
what we talking about.
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There's a whole podcast in here.
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Now, you know
you can come over here, right?
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I got a seat...
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right here.
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That is my child.
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He may be your child,
but he most certainly is a man.
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- You are nasty, girl.
- [GROWLS, TRILLS]
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God, do you remember,
you were just yea high
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- on our first Whitney Day 18 years ago?
- Here we go. Here we go.
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How the three of us went to see Whitney
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- at the Civic Auditorium.
- The Civic Auditorium.
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You stayed out late and called
in to work sick...
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- ...so you could keep the party going.
- Mm-hmm.
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And Whitney Day was born.
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BOTH: Yes!
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Please do not do anything
illegal this year.
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Yes, I am the mayor,
but I cannot pardon people.
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I checked.
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Okay, good night.
Got a lot of work to do.
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Got to hash out
some bus union contracts.
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Show the union some love.
They fight the good fight for us.
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I'll fight for them and everyone else.
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- My baby.
- Hey! Ma!
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I like the shape of this table.
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It's not completely round,
no discernible sides.
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- Good choice.
- Thanks, baby.
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KRYSTAL: Bye.
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Dumpster find.
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[LAUGHTER]
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? Didn't we almost have it all? ?
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Thank you for participating in
this confidential focus group.
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While you pass me your NDAs,
my associate will, uh,
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catch you up to speed.
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Thank you, associate.
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We are associates.
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So, we're gonna ask you some questions.
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There are no wrong answers.
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We just want to get a window
into your souls.
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- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- So, anyway...
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our anonymous client
is in a bit of a pickle.
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Mm.
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I need a better picture.
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Are we talking Bieber pickle
or O.J. pickle?
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Exactly in between.
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So, anyway, our anonymous client...
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You mean the mayor.
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We can't say for certain.
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We're in City Hall.
I've seen you on TV with him.
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You're his best friends.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You're excused.
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Whatever.
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An anonymous source just told me,
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"Make 'em all stay."
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- Go on, sit down.
- Yeah.
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This focus group represents
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a good cross section of the city...
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young, old, poor...
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less poor.
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We figure out what
they're willing to sacrifice,
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and we can free up some money
for a fair union contract.
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Well, got to say, this isn't
the worst idea in the world.
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You could've just said it was
a good idea... way less words.
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You know, that isn't a horrible
suggestion. [LAUGHS]
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You have a problem.
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Look, guys, it's simple.
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Our client needs your help to figure out
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how to make the transit union happy
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without raising bus fares,
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Your client could literally
only be the mayor.
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Okay.
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We're gonna run some questions by you.
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Be brutal.
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Simon Cowell brutal or O.J. brutal?
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Come on, man!
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You're here to answer some
questions for a free sandwich,
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with your choice of chips or fruit cup.
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Now, would you prefer to lose
playgrounds or Meals on Wheels?
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Playgrounds. What's a slide, anyway?
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You want the fun of gravity,
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try falling down a flight of stairs.
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Playgrounds babysit my kids.
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Not that I leave them there unattended.
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I don't care about either.
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Just don't touch my libraries.
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Got to check my e-mails, FaceTime Nana.
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- I feel like this is good for you.
- Mm-hmm.
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You need to be around as many
people as possible.
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See?
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This is democracy...
marketplace of ideas,
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government by the people,
for the people.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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The people are throwing fruit.
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Oh! Alright, break it up!
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This is not what our client wants!
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It's the mayor! Just say it, damn it!
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They're working through stuff.
They're finding common ground.
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Yeah, this did not pan out.
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[SPLAT]
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There's a piece of ham
covering the camera.
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[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
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JERMAINE: Hey, hey! Help us!
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COURTNEY: Now, if there's one thing
I'm not doing, it's stalling.
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After much consideration...
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deliberation...
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- contemplation...
- We get it.
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You thought about it a lot,
and you own a thesaurus.
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Look, these things are hard...
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harder than everyone realized.
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- Everyone?
- I fully intend to give you
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the deal that will make you happy.
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00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:23,633
It's just gonna take a little longer...
254
00:08:23,735 --> 00:08:24,634
no more than a few weeks.
255
00:08:24,736 --> 00:08:27,937
Our contract expires at midnight.
256
00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:29,572
[SIGHS]
257
00:08:29,674 --> 00:08:31,908
ALL: [CHANTING] No contract! No bus!
258
00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,577
A living wage for all of us!
No contract....
259
00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,913
And so with no decision from Mayor Rose,
260
00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:39,616
the union is left with no choice
but to strike.
261
00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:42,485
Gabby Montoya, live at City Hall.
262
00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:44,087
NEWS ANCHOR: Thank you, Gabby.
As you can see...
263
00:08:44,189 --> 00:08:46,756
They came in on a bus.
264
00:08:46,858 --> 00:08:48,091
Who drove?
265
00:08:48,116 --> 00:08:49,025
Boy...
266
00:08:49,127 --> 00:08:50,860
? Hey! ?
267
00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,781
The wheels on the bus
go "Stop, stop, stop"
268
00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:57,075
as the citywide bus strike
stretches into its third day.
269
00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,996
I can't even get to work.
I'm dipping into my sick days.
270
00:09:00,092 --> 00:09:01,592
Those are my time.
271
00:09:01,629 --> 00:09:05,498
I haven't been able to visit
my friend Ethel in days!
272
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,600
Well, she's only 97.
273
00:09:07,702 --> 00:09:09,469
I'm sure there's time.
274
00:09:09,537 --> 00:09:11,804
The growing crowd
of transit workers at City Hall
275
00:09:11,906 --> 00:09:15,208
say they're no closer to a deal
than when the strike began.
276
00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,310
You'd think the mayor
would care more about this,
277
00:09:17,412 --> 00:09:18,878
but we've been out here all morning
278
00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:20,780
and he's yet to come to work.
279
00:09:20,882 --> 00:09:21,981
Is he hiding?
280
00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,683
But I'm at work!
281
00:09:23,785 --> 00:09:25,284
[SIGHS]
282
00:09:25,386 --> 00:09:28,221
Yeah, Auxiliary City Hall,
away from the angry masses.
283
00:09:28,323 --> 00:09:30,056
Cowardly, sure, but peaceful.
284
00:09:30,158 --> 00:09:31,557
Guys, this is not what I wanted.
285
00:09:31,626 --> 00:09:34,160
I want to serve the people, not
plunge the city into a crisis.
286
00:09:34,262 --> 00:09:35,495
Well, maybe it's not that bad.
287
00:09:35,597 --> 00:09:36,929
You know, some people
don't even take the bus,
288
00:09:37,031 --> 00:09:39,165
like rich people and... cabbies
289
00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,600
and marathon runners,
290
00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,502
people who wear hats that are
too big for the bus door...
291
00:09:42,604 --> 00:09:43,770
Everybody rides the damn bus.
292
00:09:43,872 --> 00:09:45,071
VALENTINA: Guys,
I'm on with Grey River High.
293
00:09:45,173 --> 00:09:46,372
Only two teachers showed up for work.
294
00:09:46,474 --> 00:09:48,241
They are dangerously outnumbered.
295
00:09:48,343 --> 00:09:50,777
There's no saving them. I'll send a
nice bouquet to their next of kin.
296
00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:51,944
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [SCOFFS]
297
00:09:52,046 --> 00:09:53,446
Worst Whitney Day ever.
298
00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:55,414
I need to soothe my rattles.
299
00:09:55,483 --> 00:09:57,817
The psychic couldn't even get
to work because of the shutdown.
300
00:09:57,919 --> 00:09:59,719
Interestingly,
she did not see that coming.
301
00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:02,722
KRYSTAL: And then Uber
was surging like crazy.
302
00:10:02,824 --> 00:10:04,557
We had to walk everywhere.
303
00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:06,325
- My feet look like burger meat.
- Mm-hmm.
304
00:10:06,427 --> 00:10:08,060
The good manicurist had to
pick up her kids from school,
305
00:10:08,163 --> 00:10:09,262
so we got stuck with Trish.
306
00:10:09,364 --> 00:10:11,264
My roses look like burger meat!
307
00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:12,732
Just put on a movie in the gym,
308
00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:14,667
a-a-and I'll get you an airlift
out of there.
309
00:10:14,769 --> 00:10:16,469
Not to tell you
how to do your job, baby,
310
00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:18,171
but you need to give
these drivers what they deserve
311
00:10:18,273 --> 00:10:19,405
and get them back to work.
312
00:10:19,507 --> 00:10:21,374
- It's not that simple, Ma.
- It is that simple.
313
00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,309
The union works hard.
Get them what they need.
314
00:10:23,411 --> 00:10:25,978
With all due respect,
it's much easier to be a critic.
315
00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,181
- [ALL GASP]
- Watch your mouth!
316
00:10:28,283 --> 00:10:29,382
- FRANNY: Oh!
- Oh!
317
00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,950
Just give me the word,
and I'll go get the soap.
318
00:10:31,052 --> 00:10:33,286
You need a paddle? I got two.
319
00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:35,121
You know what? Say whatever you want.
320
00:10:35,223 --> 00:10:36,789
But you're not helping anyone
321
00:10:36,891 --> 00:10:39,826
by hiding out in my apartment.
322
00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:41,561
Auxiliary City Hall!
323
00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:42,795
Watch your mouth, Jermaine.
324
00:10:42,897 --> 00:10:44,564
- Sorry.
- She's right.
325
00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,165
The city's suffering because of me.
326
00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:47,934
- And it might take a while to cut a deal...
- [DOOR CLOSES]
327
00:10:48,036 --> 00:10:51,737
...so I need to focus on
easing the people's... pain.
328
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,974
Guys, come with me.
329
00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,442
- C-Courtney?
- Why are you running?
330
00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:57,977
Are we running to something
or from something?
331
00:10:58,079 --> 00:10:59,145
You got to tell somebody.
332
00:10:59,247 --> 00:11:00,513
So, no airlift.
333
00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:03,149
I still think the safest place
for you is on the roof.
334
00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:08,054
- [WHISPERING] Hey, Courtney.
- [WHISPERING] Hey.
335
00:11:08,156 --> 00:11:10,389
[NORMAL VOICE] Mayor Rose!
What a surprise!
336
00:11:10,491 --> 00:11:13,593
I am a doctor and was not expecting you!
337
00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:14,827
Well, hello, Doctor.
338
00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:17,396
Not only am I your mayor,
but I am also your ride.
339
00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:20,299
I'm pretty sure you are aware
of the ongoing bus strike.
340
00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:22,468
Indeed, though I assign no blame.
341
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:25,538
Well, not only am I working hard
to end the bus strike,
342
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,107
I am also trying to keep
Fort Greyans moving.
343
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,042
So I'm launching
a new ride-sharing program
344
00:11:30,144 --> 00:11:32,211
called See Someone, Drive Someone.
345
00:11:32,313 --> 00:11:34,914
It's as simple as seeing
someone and driving someone.
346
00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:36,949
Now, let's get you to work.
347
00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:38,117
Thanks, Mr. Mayor!
348
00:11:38,186 --> 00:11:39,886
You are helping me get to the hospital,
349
00:11:39,988 --> 00:11:43,055
where I am employed as a doctor!
350
00:11:43,157 --> 00:11:44,724
We just blasted that out
on social media.
351
00:11:44,826 --> 00:11:45,925
What do you think?
352
00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:47,026
Well, not that it's the point,
353
00:11:47,128 --> 00:11:49,061
but I didn't buy T.K. as the doctor.
354
00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:51,464
The notes are helpful.
I'm honing my craft.
355
00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:54,667
[SIGHS] But more importantly,
you're not solving anything.
356
00:11:54,736 --> 00:11:56,936
You're just avoiding going back
to the bargaining table.
357
00:11:57,038 --> 00:12:00,039
I know it's not a permanent
solution, but it's important.
358
00:12:00,141 --> 00:12:02,241
Cold medicine does not cure a cold,
359
00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:04,010
but it does make it
so you can go to work.
360
00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:05,111
- Man.
- Hmm?
361
00:12:05,213 --> 00:12:06,212
You should've been the doctor.
362
00:12:06,314 --> 00:12:08,014
- That was transcendent.
- Thank you. Thanks.
363
00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:09,215
If y'all didn't want me
to be the doctor,
364
00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:10,616
you could've just said something!
365
00:12:10,718 --> 00:12:11,918
- No, we gave you a chance.
- No, I thought you were great.
366
00:12:11,986 --> 00:12:13,653
I'm not Sally Field, but I did my best.
367
00:12:13,755 --> 00:12:15,121
[SIGHS]
368
00:12:15,223 --> 00:12:16,789
? See someone, drive someone ?
369
00:12:16,891 --> 00:12:18,491
- Hey!
- ? See someone, drive someone ?
370
00:12:18,593 --> 00:12:20,092
- [BRAKES SQUEAL]
- Hey!
371
00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:21,294
Hey, man, you need a lift?
372
00:12:21,396 --> 00:12:23,129
We're just trying
to ease your pain, man.
373
00:12:23,231 --> 00:12:24,764
Get in the car.
374
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,899
? See someone, drive someone ?
375
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:27,934
Welcome to the car.
376
00:12:28,036 --> 00:12:29,535
? See someone, drive someone ?
377
00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:32,038
I'm sorry, sir. I'll be
right back to pick you up.
378
00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,707
I have to drop Suzanne off
at the dentist.
379
00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,710
Hey! It's already starting to catch on!
380
00:12:37,812 --> 00:12:39,378
Hey!
381
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,414
- Courtney Rose! Hero Mayor!
- [HORN HONKING]
382
00:12:41,516 --> 00:12:43,516
I'm sorry, sir.
My friend gets a little excited.
383
00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:45,985
It's charming in small doses.
384
00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:47,853
? Something that we don't call
each other every day ?
385
00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:49,133
- ? I know ?
- ? Holler out the window ?
386
00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:50,157
? If you see me around the way ?
387
00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:52,692
This was a good plan.
I feel like this works.
388
00:12:52,794 --> 00:12:54,293
? Now I'm posin' up in government ?
389
00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:55,628
? Dosin' in the mothership ?
390
00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:58,164
? Keepin' it 100 while I'm peelin' off ?
391
00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:00,199
? American-made,
can't let the wheels fall off ?
392
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,101
- How many you got?
- We got three.
393
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,204
[INHALES SHARPLY]
394
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,807
This is gonna be
a tight squeeze, so maybe...
395
00:13:12,213 --> 00:13:13,179
Really?
396
00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:14,847
That's my car!
397
00:13:14,949 --> 00:13:16,382
Yo, I'll say this much...
398
00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,284
Tough times really do
bring people together.
399
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,285
It's pretty inspiring.
400
00:13:19,387 --> 00:13:20,319
- Oh, for sure.
- Mm-hmm.
401
00:13:20,421 --> 00:13:23,055
- Yo, make a left right here.
- I got you, man.
402
00:13:24,258 --> 00:13:26,158
PROTESTORS: [CHANTING]
No contract! No bus!
403
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,194
A living wage for all of us!
404
00:13:28,296 --> 00:13:30,262
No contract! No bus!
405
00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:32,231
A living wage for all of us!
406
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,632
No contract! No bus!
407
00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:36,435
Thanks for the ride... Mr. Mayor.
408
00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,537
No contract! No bus!
409
00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:40,506
A living wage for all of us!
410
00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:41,640
What the hell?
411
00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:42,675
- Mom?!
- No bus!
412
00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:45,611
A living wage for all of us!
413
00:13:45,713 --> 00:13:47,780
I got to pick up a couch.
414
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,883
I'm sorry... not right now.
415
00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:52,467
Bro... no free rides.
416
00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:58,131
No contract, no bus.
A living wage for all of us.
417
00:13:58,178 --> 00:13:59,902
- No contract...
- What the hell, Ma?
418
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,106
"What the hell" yourself.
These are my Pamplemousses.
419
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,574
I saw you picketing.
420
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,976
Good. How'd I look?
421
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,545
Treacherous. You're picketing
against your own son?
422
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,014
Excuse me... the Post Office
called a sympathy strike.
423
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,549
That didn't mean you had to go.
424
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,717
That's right. I chose to.
425
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,319
In case you haven't noticed,
we are a union house.
426
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,555
Everything we have is because
of their hard-fought battles...
427
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,191
health insurance, rent, the piano.
428
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,593
Ma, we got that piano for free
off Craigslist.
429
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,395
And how do you think
we got on Craigslist?
430
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,798
Using a computer
bought with union wages!
431
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,000
This is so unreal. You're
supposed to be on my side.
432
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,701
Not when you're hanging out
on some dumb side,
433
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:31,702
scabbing like you did.
434
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:32,904
What?! When did I scab?
435
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,338
When you drove half the city around
436
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,107
with your little See Someone,
Scab Someone campaign.
437
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,975
Ma, I was not trying
to get rid of the buses.
438
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,211
I was just trying to keep the
city moving during the strike.
439
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,480
Boy, that may actually be
the definition of "scabbing."
440
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,015
Look...
441
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,983
I understand Dina The Postal Worker
442
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,052
is mad at me,
443
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,555
but I really need my mom right now.
444
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,858
Sorry.
445
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,060
Of course. Here I am.
446
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,363
[SIGHS]
447
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,798
You're wrong, Courtney.
448
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,867
No contract, no bus.
449
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,002
A living wage for all of us.
450
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,905
[VOICE FADING] No contract, no bus...
451
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,477
My mom called me "Courtney."
452
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,579
That is your name.
453
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,781
Usually, she calls me "baby."
454
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,283
Did you seriously wake me up
to tell me that?
455
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,819
It's 7:30.
456
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,356
What do you want?
457
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,160
If I've let my mom down,
458
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,429
I've literally let
everyone in the city down,
459
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,531
which is the exact opposite of my goal.
460
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,437
It's okay, baby.
461
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,105
What's happening?
462
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,941
I don't know. I'm sorry.
I... I took half an Ambien.
463
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,311
Uh, I feel no matter what I do,
464
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,813
someone's gonna get screwed.
465
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,047
You know the saying...
466
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,782
You can please
some of the people all the time,
467
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,784
all the people some of the time,
but no matter what,
468
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,786
they're gonna curse your name
and spit on your grave.
469
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,421
I don't think that's how it goes.
470
00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,791
Courtney, I admire
that you genuinely want
471
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,627
to make everyone happy, alright?
472
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,995
You've been that way since high school.
473
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,063
Well, in high school, I made
a lot of people unhappy...
474
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,265
teachers, coaches,
475
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,299
kids who didn't want to hear
Montell Jordan butchered
476
00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:10,368
- at a pep rally.
- [LAUGHS]
477
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,169
Let's hope that video never surfaces,
478
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,572
'cause some scandals,
you cannot come back from.
479
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,407
Yeah, I get that.
480
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,709
When you're onstage rapping,
481
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,446
I'm sure you're giving the crowd
exactly what they came for.
482
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,682
But this is politics, okay?
483
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,384
If you're not disappointing people,
484
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,886
you're not doing your job right.
485
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,388
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
486
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,190
And I should've listened to you before.
487
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,126
I am ready to do what I need to do.
488
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,495
Well, that isn't
the worst mea culpa in the...
489
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,731
You're so right.
490
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,901
Okay, I am incapable of saying
anything in a positive way.
491
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,569
Good... 'cause what I need right now
492
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,539
is someone who has no regard
for people's feelings.
493
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,907
Well...
494
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,542
you came to the right place.
495
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,679
Baby.
496
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,316
COURTNEY: Guys, I want to end
this bus strike,
497
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,751
but it's gonna take
some sacrifices from all of us.
498
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,787
You're closing libraries every Monday?!
499
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,489
Uh, every other Monday, actually.
500
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,259
[CROWD MURMURING]
501
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,962
And... also every Tuesday.
502
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,864
The City Hall Yelp page
will definitely hear about this.
503
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:17,068
Well, I... guess I have nothing to lose
504
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,370
when I also tell you
that we will be limiting
505
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,505
airport bus services to weekends only.
506
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,741
[CROWD GROANING, MURMURING]
507
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:30,047
A 6% raise is out of whack
with the national standard.
508
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,549
- I'll give you 3.
- 4.
509
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,583
- 3!
- 4!
510
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,584
- 2!
- 7!
511
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,719
- 4.
- 4.
512
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,222
[SIGHS]
513
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,527
Ladies and gentlemen, Mayor Rose.
514
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,665
[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
515
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,666
Good afternoon.
516
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,868
I am very pleased to announce
517
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,670
that an agreement has been reached.
518
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,972
The bus strike is over.
519
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,341
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
520
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,380
Uh, there are no winners in a strike,
521
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,282
and, unfortunately,
the pain will be far-reaching.
522
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,986
Part of the compromise will be
a citywide bus fare hike.
523
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,222
[CROWD GROANS, BOOS]
524
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,159
Lot of disappointed people out there.
525
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,562
Good job, Mr. Mayor.
526
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,235
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
527
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,870
- Mm!
- Nice job, idiot.
528
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,538
Hope you get hit by a bus.
529
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,508
Hey! Don't talk to my baby that way!
530
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,642
Oh, I'm your baby?
531
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,011
Aw! You were always my baby.
532
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,747
Just for a while there, you were
a union-hating monster baby.
533
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,984
But you know what? You were right.
534
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,887
It's easy for me
to criticize from the sidelines.
535
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,856
I'm not the one
that has to get things done.
536
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,693
You did a tough thing,
and I'm proud of you.
537
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,898
Alright, alright! Come on, now.
538
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,133
Now, you in City Hall!
539
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,268
Have a little dignity, man!
540
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,602
Yes, ma'am.
541
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,472
Mayor Rose.
542
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,740
Counselor.
543
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,341
Amber.
544
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,044
I just wanted to make sure
that you had my number.
545
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,913
Uh, you know the new union contract
546
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,414
doesn't expire for three years?
547
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,483
It doesn't have to be about business.
548
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,118
Oh.
549
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,321
Uh... you know,
you should have given me this
550
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,956
before I closed the deal.
551
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,026
Maybe I could've given you an extra 1%.
552
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,260
That's okay.
553
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,629
We got two more than we expected.
554
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,437
Hugs from your mom,
digits from cute bus lawyer.
555
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,380
Your body must be hella confused.
556
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,419
Let's say... hypothetically...
557
00:19:38,474 --> 00:19:40,349
that two anonymous clients
558
00:19:40,404 --> 00:19:42,604
both wore denim outfits on the same day.
559
00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:45,886
Who should have to change...
the one who got to work first
560
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:49,183
or the one who is famously known
for wearing denim on Tuesdays?
561
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,339
#DenimTuesdays.
562
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,179
Why do I keep coming back here?
563
00:19:52,281 --> 00:19:53,680
Are you guys misusing city resources
564
00:19:53,783 --> 00:19:55,349
for your own personal
"Who Wore It Best"?
565
00:19:55,451 --> 00:19:56,984
That's exactly what they're doing.
566
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,353
Okay, I have professional drinks later
567
00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:01,789
that could segue into
a not-so-professional breakfast.
568
00:20:01,891 --> 00:20:03,757
What do you think... blazer on
or should I take it off?
569
00:20:03,859 --> 00:20:05,192
- Off.
- I mean, it's a cute dress, right?
570
00:20:05,294 --> 00:20:06,226
- Off.
- Cute little cap sleeves.
571
00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:07,761
- You have great arms.
- I like it on.
572
00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:08,829
- On?
- It makes you look smart.
573
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,364
Uh, I'm sorry.
574
00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:14,964
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