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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:07,760 [Langly Narrating] I think that everybody has... 2 00:00:07,862 --> 00:00:10,456 one single best memory of childhood. 3 00:00:10,565 --> 00:00:12,590 One perfect image that sums up... 4 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:15,931 everything that's wonderful about being a kid. 5 00:00:16,037 --> 00:00:17,971 I know I do. 6 00:00:18,072 --> 00:00:21,269 Mine dates back to probably when I was around 10 years old. 7 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,738 Oh! [Grunts] 8 00:00:25,846 --> 00:00:29,782 [Continues Narrating] And it sure as hell has nothing to do with growing up on a farm. 9 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:32,978 [Clucking] 10 00:00:33,087 --> 00:00:34,987 [Cow Moos] 11 00:00:35,089 --> 00:00:39,856 No. My best memory is of my family's old Zenith. 12 00:00:39,961 --> 00:00:43,419 Every afternoon after school and chores... 13 00:00:43,531 --> 00:00:45,522 and more chores... 14 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:49,535 I'd watch TV, all three channels of it... 15 00:00:49,637 --> 00:00:51,537 and I'd escape. 16 00:00:51,639 --> 00:00:54,540 There was Bozo the Clown. 17 00:00:54,642 --> 00:00:56,837 And Captain Kangaroo. He was cool. 18 00:00:56,944 --> 00:00:58,844 There was Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. 19 00:00:58,946 --> 00:01:02,507 And they were like good friends who were always looking out for me. 20 00:01:02,617 --> 00:01:05,245 Good friends that helped me grow up strong and true... 21 00:01:05,353 --> 00:01:08,584 and who would never make fun of my hair. 22 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:11,089 These old shows were comforting. 23 00:01:11,192 --> 00:01:14,423 They made me feel good about the world I was growing up in. 24 00:01:14,528 --> 00:01:18,089 And none made me feel better than Cap'n Toby. 25 00:01:18,199 --> 00:01:22,363 Ahoy, little mateys. Welcome aboard Cap'n Toby's tugboat. 26 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:25,098 [Gruff Voice] Ahoy, mateys. Hi, Cap'n Toby. 27 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:26,571 Ahoy there, Sebastian. 28 00:01:26,674 --> 00:01:29,040 [Langly Narrating] For my money, he was the best. 29 00:01:29,143 --> 00:01:31,373 Cap'n Toby and his first mate, Clarence the Crab. 30 00:01:31,479 --> 00:01:33,947 Maybe it's because I grew up in landlocked Nebraska... 31 00:01:34,048 --> 00:01:36,482 that I dug his show so much. 32 00:01:36,584 --> 00:01:40,782 Or maybe it's just that he was so decent, so true blue... 33 00:01:40,888 --> 00:01:43,220 that I'd give anything to ship off with him. 34 00:01:43,324 --> 00:01:46,589 - [Cap'n Toby] This is an anchor, kiddies. - He made my childhood bearable. 35 00:01:46,694 --> 00:01:49,925 He was someone I could trust growing up, someone I could count on. 36 00:01:50,031 --> 00:01:51,999 Yeah, it's a heavy thing, you know? 37 00:01:52,099 --> 00:01:54,033 Mr. Tobalowski, will you give us a statement? 38 00:01:54,135 --> 00:01:56,660 - Excuse me! - Please, sir. Can I have a statement? 39 00:01:56,771 --> 00:01:58,671 What do you say to these charges? 40 00:01:58,773 --> 00:02:01,367 Would you like to defend yourself, sir? Anything to say? 41 00:02:01,475 --> 00:02:04,069 - Cap'n Toby! - Any statement at all, Mr. Tobalowski? Sir? 42 00:02:04,178 --> 00:02:06,237 [Woman] Excuse me, sir. Could you look this way? 43 00:02:06,347 --> 00:02:08,747 [Reporters Chattering] 44 00:02:08,849 --> 00:02:11,249 [Langly Narrating] Growing up. 45 00:02:11,352 --> 00:02:13,320 Man, it's a bitch. 46 00:03:49,116 --> 00:03:51,414 Hey. 47 00:03:53,821 --> 00:03:56,187 Hey. A little help here, guy, huh? 48 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:40,230 [Grunts] 49 00:05:28,782 --> 00:05:30,750 Pancakes are getting cold. 50 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:51,097 Man, every morning. Glad I'm not married to you three. 51 00:05:51,205 --> 00:05:53,833 I'm sorry if you feel neglected, Jimmy, but it's part of the job. 52 00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:55,909 Part of the job? 53 00:05:57,011 --> 00:06:01,380 What? Reading a bunch of papers? 54 00:06:01,482 --> 00:06:04,042 Reading between the lines. Picking up on the stories... 55 00:06:04,151 --> 00:06:06,984 the so-called "legitimate press" let slip through the cracks. 56 00:06:07,087 --> 00:06:09,317 Shaking out the pizza coupons... 57 00:06:09,423 --> 00:06:13,027 and then panning for a little nugget of truth amongst the dross. 58 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:14,494 and then panning for a little nugget of truth amongst the dross. 59 00:06:14,595 --> 00:06:17,393 It's a metaphor. 60 00:06:17,498 --> 00:06:21,832 Yeah, gotcha. Pizza coupons. 61 00:06:21,936 --> 00:06:25,565 These guys have to report the stories they've been handed. 62 00:06:25,673 --> 00:06:27,937 Plus they all work for the man... 63 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:30,340 so their coverage only goes so deep. 64 00:06:30,444 --> 00:06:32,344 [Byers] Sometimes the truth lies beneath. 65 00:06:32,446 --> 00:06:34,505 That's why we try and read between the lines. 66 00:06:34,615 --> 00:06:39,848 Count me in. So what do we do? 67 00:06:39,954 --> 00:06:43,720 Look for, like, clues and hidden meanings and whatnot? 68 00:06:43,824 --> 00:06:45,849 Uh, not quite. That's not really what we meant. 69 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,020 Sure it is. Here, check out the comics. And pipe down already. 70 00:06:54,201 --> 00:06:56,863 Guys, the Wizard of Id. 71 00:06:56,971 --> 00:07:00,634 In the first box, the king has three jewels in his crown. 72 00:07:00,741 --> 00:07:03,869 - In the next box, four. - [Heavy Sigh] 73 00:07:03,978 --> 00:07:05,946 Huh? What's up with that? 74 00:07:06,046 --> 00:07:09,447 Oh, baby! This is what I was talking about. 75 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:13,714 Yesterday's Glen Burnie Suburbanite, the obituary section. 76 00:07:13,821 --> 00:07:18,417 "Adam Vaughn, age 35, of Glen Burnie, succumbed to a heart attack. 77 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:22,052 "He was a member of the International Brotherhood of Stage Technicians... 78 00:07:22,162 --> 00:07:24,062 Local 614." 79 00:07:24,164 --> 00:07:28,225 Now, yesterday's Suburna Park Monitor. 80 00:07:28,335 --> 00:07:31,793 "Eric Rice, age 33, dead of a heart attack. 81 00:07:31,905 --> 00:07:36,740 He was a member of the International Brotherhood of Stage Technicians, Local 614. " 82 00:07:37,845 --> 00:07:40,313 - You're thinking murder? - Well... 83 00:07:40,414 --> 00:07:42,609 I don't get it. I mean, yeah... 84 00:07:42,716 --> 00:07:45,651 I get that they're both pretty young for heart attacks... 85 00:07:45,753 --> 00:07:48,313 but what does that have to do with them being in a union together? 86 00:07:48,422 --> 00:07:50,515 Organized crime possibly. 87 00:07:50,624 --> 00:07:55,254 Oh, it gets better. I got a list of 911 calls from the Glen Burnie Fire Department. 88 00:07:55,362 --> 00:07:59,423 Those two union guys, Vaughn and Rice... 89 00:07:59,533 --> 00:08:03,594 both had their heart attacks the same day at the same mall. 90 00:08:03,704 --> 00:08:06,264 Now there's reading between the lines. 91 00:08:10,044 --> 00:08:11,944 [Man] So, like always... 92 00:08:12,046 --> 00:08:14,207 I come down here to have a smoke, right? 93 00:08:14,314 --> 00:08:17,511 As soon as I got off the elevator, I see this dude who bumped into me, right? 94 00:08:17,618 --> 00:08:20,610 He's lying right over there, dead. 95 00:08:20,721 --> 00:08:22,712 - And the other one was over this way... - [Clang] 96 00:08:22,823 --> 00:08:25,621 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, easy. 97 00:08:25,726 --> 00:08:30,390 Stupid shoes. Anyway, the other dude was right there. 98 00:08:30,497 --> 00:08:32,727 And, uh, nobody else was around? 99 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:35,529 Nobody. So I figured old Rosie must've just missed it. 100 00:08:35,636 --> 00:08:38,230 - Who's Rosie? - I call her that. 101 00:08:38,338 --> 00:08:41,466 This chick I see in the mall every so often. She wears these funky rose-colored sunglasses. 102 00:08:41,575 --> 00:08:44,169 She was on the elevator that me and the dude were trying to catch. 103 00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:46,872 - What's her real name? - I don't know. 104 00:08:46,980 --> 00:08:49,175 But she did say "hi"to me one time. 105 00:08:49,283 --> 00:08:52,810 What can I say? I catch the ladies checking me out, you know? 106 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:56,754 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, the suit speaks for itself, boys. 107 00:09:04,998 --> 00:09:07,558 Frohike, you got something? 108 00:09:11,705 --> 00:09:14,173 - What'd you find? - Nothin'. 109 00:09:14,274 --> 00:09:16,902 Well, anyway, guys, I gotta hit it, all right? 110 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:19,877 - Right on. Thanks. - Hey, keep on truckin', huh? 111 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:22,107 Whoa! Whoa! Aaah! 112 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:26,914 Dude, you all right? 113 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:33,123 - [Hammering] - [Chattering] 114 00:09:35,329 --> 00:09:38,196 - What the hell is this? - A children's program, I assume. 115 00:09:38,298 --> 00:09:41,233 At any rate, it's where our two deceased stagehands worked. 116 00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:45,032 - It looks like a bad theme restaurant. - Oh, pardon me. 117 00:09:47,141 --> 00:09:49,405 - Oh, my God. Cap'n Toby. - [Coughs] 118 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:53,241 That was Cap'n Toby! This is... This is The Cap'n Toby Show! 119 00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:55,247 I can't believe it! [Breathing Heavily] 120 00:09:55,349 --> 00:09:57,647 But why don't I even recognize it? 121 00:09:57,751 --> 00:09:59,651 What the hell did they do to it? 122 00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:03,553 What? "The New Cap'n Toby Show"? 123 00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:05,557 What does that mean? 124 00:10:05,659 --> 00:10:08,890 I don't know, Langly, but can we stick to the task at hand? 125 00:10:08,996 --> 00:10:12,727 - Excuse me. - Oh, man! Clarence the Crab! 126 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:17,293 Huh. Right. Sir, can you point us to someone in charge? 127 00:10:17,404 --> 00:10:20,601 [Gruff Voice] Il Duce's right over there. 128 00:10:22,209 --> 00:10:27,442 [Normal Voice] Sorry. John Gillnitz. He's the writer-producer. 129 00:10:31,552 --> 00:10:34,749 Mr. Gillnitz, I'm John Byers. This is my associate, Richard Langly. 130 00:10:34,855 --> 00:10:37,119 Hold on one second, guys. Everybody ready? 131 00:10:37,224 --> 00:10:40,159 - [Man] All set. - Roll tape. 132 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,455 [Man] Rolling. 133 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:44,929 And action, Toby. Give it a smile. 134 00:10:45,032 --> 00:10:49,469 Ahoy, little mateys. Watch The New Cap'n Toby Show... 135 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:52,266 weekday mornings at 7: 00 on this station. 136 00:10:52,372 --> 00:10:54,806 Till then, put the wind at your backs... 137 00:10:54,908 --> 00:10:58,344 and a song in your hearts. 138 00:10:58,445 --> 00:11:02,541 - Smooth sailing. - And cut. 139 00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:10,312 Uh, Toby, about the pipe. Could we try one without it? 140 00:11:10,424 --> 00:11:12,392 What's wrong with the pipe? 141 00:11:12,492 --> 00:11:15,154 [Sighs] Everybody take five. 142 00:11:18,031 --> 00:11:20,625 Well, an argument could be made that it promotes smoking. 143 00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:23,100 John, it's a bubble pipe. 144 00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:25,797 An argument could be made that it promotes blowing bubbles. 145 00:11:25,906 --> 00:11:29,967 Look, Cap'n Toby has a pipe. I mean, I've had a pipe for 31 years. 146 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:32,238 The pipe and the magic porthole routine... 147 00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:34,439 are about the only things left from the early days. 148 00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:37,312 [Gillnitz] And they're both great... time-honored. 149 00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:39,146 Speaking of the magic porthole routine... 150 00:11:39,253 --> 00:11:41,653 - No, please... - I just have to reiterate... 151 00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:44,223 that it doesn't make logical sense for a nuclear submarine... 152 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:47,657 to have a porthole, that's all. 153 00:11:47,761 --> 00:11:51,288 I say, let's go cutting edge, do something with holograms. 154 00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:55,334 - I have to lie down. - It'll be great, Toby. I promise. 155 00:11:57,471 --> 00:11:59,701 Edit the pipe off the end of that promo and ship it. 156 00:12:01,508 --> 00:12:04,534 - What can I do for you guys? - We're print journalists. 157 00:12:04,645 --> 00:12:07,205 - We have a few questions for you. - Journalists? 158 00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:11,375 You plan to write about our little show? Excellent. 159 00:12:11,485 --> 00:12:14,079 Well, it's a genuine success story... 160 00:12:14,187 --> 00:12:17,554 sort of a zero-to-hero, "Little Engine That Could" kind of thing. 161 00:12:17,658 --> 00:12:21,185 What happened to the tugboat? Cap'n Toby lives on a tugboat. 162 00:12:21,295 --> 00:12:25,425 Not anymore. Now he's the captain of a nuclear-powered submarine. 163 00:12:25,532 --> 00:12:27,762 It's a great set, huh? 164 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:30,359 It's one of the changes I made when I came aboard. 165 00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,597 He lives on a tugboat. 166 00:12:32,706 --> 00:12:35,266 Mr. Gillnitz, you had two stagehands... 167 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,707 who worked for you... Adam Vaughn and Eric Rice. 168 00:12:37,811 --> 00:12:40,109 Oh. Yeah. God. Uh, terrible. 169 00:12:40,213 --> 00:12:43,046 Although they didn't pass away here, I've gotta stress. 170 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:46,051 Your story doesn't focus on them, does it? 171 00:12:46,153 --> 00:12:48,383 They only worked here for a couple of weeks. 172 00:12:48,488 --> 00:12:52,219 Our story is about your show. Uh, your... its triumphs, its tragedies. 173 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:55,295 Anything you can tell us may be useful. 174 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,795 Um, maybe we could see their personnel files? 175 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:00,267 Blood. We're talking definite murder weapon. 176 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:04,226 Blood. We're talking definite murder weapon. 177 00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:08,063 That's gotta be some heavy duty poison. 178 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:15,472 Get away from me. I mean it. 179 00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:18,482 What? I'm just looking. 180 00:13:18,585 --> 00:13:21,486 This is deadly, deadly poison. 181 00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:25,080 I don't want you sneezing or having a spasm or something. 182 00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:28,992 No sudden moves. God only knows what could happen. 183 00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:33,628 I'm not moving. I'm standing still. 184 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:38,000 Just back off two big steps! You're making me nervous. 185 00:13:39,206 --> 00:13:41,197 Gee, you're making me nervous. 186 00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:43,606 Stay there. 187 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:46,110 I'm just gonna have a look at this... 188 00:13:46,213 --> 00:13:48,841 under higher magnification. 189 00:13:54,888 --> 00:13:57,049 Okay. 190 00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:08,065 Okay. 191 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,800 [Grunts, Gasps] 192 00:14:17,244 --> 00:14:20,509 - Frohike? - Jimmy, you gotta suck out the poison. 193 00:14:20,614 --> 00:14:22,707 What? Can't you reach? 194 00:14:22,816 --> 00:14:26,513 - Do it... now! - [Huffs] 195 00:14:28,321 --> 00:14:30,983 [Slurping] 196 00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:34,726 What in the hell are you doing? 197 00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:38,662 Yves, Frohike's been poisoned. We gotta get him to a hospital. 198 00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:40,665 I'm about to keel over. 199 00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:43,827 No, you're not. I am, but you're not. 200 00:14:43,937 --> 00:14:46,428 Where's that dart you called me about? 201 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,508 Uh... 202 00:14:51,378 --> 00:14:53,369 I don't understand. It's deadly poison. 203 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,744 It was deadly poison. 204 00:14:55,849 --> 00:14:59,114 This particular formulation has a potency of about two hours... 205 00:14:59,219 --> 00:15:01,687 after which, it degrades into little more than saltwater. 206 00:15:01,788 --> 00:15:04,052 It makes it appear the victim died of a heart attack. 207 00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:06,921 I've only heard about this. I've never actually seen it. 208 00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:09,689 It's rumored to be Red Chinese. 209 00:15:09,796 --> 00:15:15,098 Why was some high-tech Chinese poison used to kill two local stagehands? 210 00:15:35,856 --> 00:15:37,824 [Sighs] 211 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,600 [Exhales Deeply] 212 00:15:48,702 --> 00:15:51,671 [Speaking Chinese] 213 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,041 (music) [Calliope] 214 00:16:02,148 --> 00:16:05,413 Ahoy, mateys. Cap'n Toby here. 215 00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:08,579 [Sighs] They've destroyed my childhood. 216 00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:10,588 [TVRemote Clatters Across Floor] 217 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:14,717 - Hello. - [Grunts] Hi. 218 00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:18,696 Not you. Hello, as in "Check this out." 219 00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:21,392 Guess whojust happened to be working for theJustice Department... 220 00:16:22,469 --> 00:16:24,369 Dead stagehand number one. 221 00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:29,208 - Dead stagehand number two. - Both of them moonlighted as the feds... 222 00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:31,277 or the other way around? 223 00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:33,608 - Find something? - Big time. 224 00:16:33,713 --> 00:16:37,615 We ran a facial recognition off the photos we snagged from their personnel files. 225 00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:42,245 Turns out Vaughn and Rice were a couple of F.B.I. agents named Jacox and Labec. 226 00:16:42,355 --> 00:16:45,984 - F.B.I.? - Intelligence Division, Chinese Analytical Unit. 227 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,788 Chinese? Just like the poison in the dart. 228 00:16:48,895 --> 00:16:53,161 What in the hell are the F.B.I. doing working undercover at The Cap'n Toby Show? 229 00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:57,965 Counterespionage agents killed by what Yves described as a professional. 230 00:16:58,071 --> 00:16:59,971 A spy? A spy ring? 231 00:17:00,073 --> 00:17:03,042 A Chinese spy ring operating out of a kids' TVshow? 232 00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:05,634 It doesn't make any sense. What are they gonna report on... 233 00:17:05,745 --> 00:17:07,645 the superiority of American hand puppets? 234 00:17:07,747 --> 00:17:11,808 Every spy has a cover. The more mundane, the better, I suppose. 235 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:14,819 So who on that show's the spy? 236 00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:21,083 Cap'n Toby? Is that what you're suggesting? You're nuts. 237 00:17:21,194 --> 00:17:22,991 A fish stinks from the head. 238 00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:25,690 Langly, we have to consider the possibility. 239 00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:27,994 There is no possibility. He's as true-blue as apple pie! 240 00:17:28,101 --> 00:17:31,195 What... What about that creep producer, Gillnitz... 241 00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:33,499 the one who made him live in a submarine, huh? 242 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,507 What is that about? 243 00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:38,976 Buddy, we are sitting on one humongous story. 244 00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:42,708 So you better know whoever's the bad guy on that little U-boat... 245 00:17:42,816 --> 00:17:44,374 even if it is the captain... 246 00:17:44,484 --> 00:17:47,044 we are going to torpedo him right out of the water. 247 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,748 - Hip... - Hop. 248 00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:53,917 - Hop? Hop, hop? - Hip-hop. 249 00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:56,257 It's called hip-hop. It's great. You'll love it. 250 00:17:56,363 --> 00:17:58,422 It's vital. It's the rhythm of the street. 251 00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:00,431 Street? What street? Whose street? 252 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:03,195 John, why do we need new theme music? 253 00:18:03,303 --> 00:18:07,239 And why is this the first I'm hearing of it? 254 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:11,035 I sent you a memo. And, Toby... 255 00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:13,908 we need a new theme song because hip-hop is what the kids want... 256 00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:15,743 not calliope music. 257 00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:19,376 - Back me up. You heard it. - I thought it was crap, and I don't even have ears. 258 00:18:19,486 --> 00:18:22,580 - [Sighs] - [Normal Voice] Sorry. 259 00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:25,657 Look, Toby. You hired me... 260 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:28,660 so that you don't have to think about this stuff anymore. 261 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:32,892 You wanna connect with today's kids? Sit back and let me show you how. 262 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,740 Ah, welcome back! [Chuckles] 263 00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:48,746 Perfect timing. 264 00:18:48,848 --> 00:18:50,748 We brought our photographer, if that's all right. 265 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:55,116 Absolutely. We can all do this in my office. It's sort of the nerve center. 266 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,815 We were hoping he could wander around, get a couple candid shots. 267 00:18:57,924 --> 00:19:00,119 - You know, cast and crew. - While we talked. 268 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,024 Oh, sure. Save some film for me. 269 00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:05,427 Kidding! [Half-hearted Laughter] 270 00:19:11,971 --> 00:19:14,963 I spy with my little eye. 271 00:19:22,315 --> 00:19:25,148 Which one of you is the spy? 272 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,776 [Camera Shutter Clicking] 273 00:19:39,099 --> 00:19:41,226 Oh. Uh... 274 00:19:42,602 --> 00:19:46,003 - Hi. - What are you doing in here? 275 00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:48,802 I wanna see Cap'n Toby. 276 00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:51,399 Oh. Okay. 277 00:19:51,511 --> 00:19:55,572 Well, his, uh, show's about to start. 278 00:19:57,517 --> 00:20:00,816 You wouldn't wanna miss that, would you? Hmm? 279 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,184 - [Gasps, Screams] - Hmm? 280 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,918 - Oh, excuse me! Excuse me! All right. Okay. All right. - [Screaming Continues] 281 00:20:09,262 --> 00:20:12,595 There are dumb plans, and then there are dumb plans. 282 00:20:12,699 --> 00:20:14,599 And then there's this. 283 00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:18,261 [Yves On Device] I can't believe you talked me into coming here. 284 00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:21,670 What? This woman with the rose-colored glasses... 285 00:20:21,775 --> 00:20:23,766 may have been involved in these murders. 286 00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:26,607 Obviously it is important that we find her... 287 00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:28,943 or the guys wouldn't have sent me. 288 00:20:29,048 --> 00:20:33,280 Jimmy, when I say dumb, I'm referring to the fact that you're dressed as a frankfurter. 289 00:20:33,386 --> 00:20:35,286 I'm undercover. 290 00:20:35,388 --> 00:20:39,222 Hey, the Weiner Man sees this lady all the time from this vantage point. 291 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:43,022 And he's out with a broken arm. It's not a dumb plan. 292 00:20:43,129 --> 00:20:46,121 It's a great plan. 293 00:20:46,232 --> 00:20:49,133 - Pig in a blanket? It's pig-a-licious. - No, thanks. 294 00:20:49,235 --> 00:20:52,227 No? All right then. 295 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:56,968 Furthermore, if this woman actually did have something to do with the two murders... 296 00:20:57,076 --> 00:20:59,203 she'd be foolish to return to the crime scene. 297 00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,050 Hello. 298 00:21:06,152 --> 00:21:08,814 Hello? 299 00:21:08,922 --> 00:21:11,220 No. "Hello" as in... 300 00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:13,588 [Yves] Hello as in what? 301 00:21:16,196 --> 00:21:18,164 - [Screaming] - Ow! 302 00:21:18,264 --> 00:21:20,164 - Look... - [Screaming Continues] 303 00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:22,928 Hey. How about some money? You... You want some money? 304 00:21:23,036 --> 00:21:25,561 - Money's good, huh? - [Screaming Continues] 305 00:21:25,672 --> 00:21:28,937 Give you money? Hey. 306 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:31,408 - [Screaming Stops] - Cap'n. 307 00:21:31,511 --> 00:21:34,207 Uh, you got a little fan here. 308 00:21:34,314 --> 00:21:38,341 Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What a fine voice you have. 309 00:21:38,451 --> 00:21:41,909 Tell me. What's your name? 310 00:21:42,021 --> 00:21:44,581 - Mary. - Mary. 311 00:21:44,691 --> 00:21:48,923 Well, that's a lovely name. Tell Cap'n Toby why you were screaming, Mary. 312 00:21:49,028 --> 00:21:50,928 He's creepy. 313 00:21:52,232 --> 00:21:54,132 Uh, uh-huh. 314 00:21:54,234 --> 00:21:56,259 I wanted to see you. 315 00:21:56,369 --> 00:22:00,203 Oh. I'll tell you what. Let's go find your mommy. 316 00:22:00,306 --> 00:22:02,774 I understand she's looking for you. 317 00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:04,673 Then we're gonna put you in a seat down front. 318 00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:06,608 You can see the show and not miss a thing. 319 00:22:06,713 --> 00:22:08,704 How's that sound? 320 00:22:10,817 --> 00:22:13,945 Uh, Cap'n? I... I'm a photographer, by the way. 321 00:22:14,053 --> 00:22:16,283 We... We're doing a story on the show. 322 00:22:16,389 --> 00:22:18,857 Uh-huh. 323 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,927 Come on, Mary. Let's find your mom. 324 00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:26,932 [Door Closes] 325 00:22:53,092 --> 00:22:55,526 Ancient Chinese secret, huh? 326 00:22:57,964 --> 00:23:01,866 Yves, red-tinted glasses, just like the guy said. 327 00:23:01,968 --> 00:23:03,902 Where? 328 00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:06,597 Koko's Copy Center. She's standing in line. 329 00:23:06,706 --> 00:23:08,936 I'm on my way. 330 00:23:24,023 --> 00:23:27,220 She's coming out of the copy center. She's heading to the east end of the mall. 331 00:23:27,327 --> 00:23:29,454 It's possible she spotted me. 332 00:23:29,562 --> 00:23:31,621 No. How? 333 00:23:37,303 --> 00:23:40,329 Uh-uh, lady. You don't lose me that easy. 334 00:23:55,855 --> 00:23:58,722 [Grunts, Jabbers] 335 00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:01,988 Aaah! 336 00:24:02,095 --> 00:24:04,063 [Loud Thump] 337 00:24:04,163 --> 00:24:07,064 - [Commotion] - [Groaning] 338 00:24:12,171 --> 00:24:16,073 - Are you all right? Jimmy? - Yeah. 339 00:24:18,878 --> 00:24:22,041 [Groaning] 340 00:24:25,184 --> 00:24:27,243 Oh, God! I'm bleeding. 341 00:24:28,721 --> 00:24:30,621 It's raspberry filling. 342 00:24:32,658 --> 00:24:36,287 Mmm. Did she get away? 343 00:24:38,364 --> 00:24:40,764 [Yves] Apparently not. 344 00:24:46,406 --> 00:24:50,206 I'm a federal agent. I want these two detained. 345 00:24:50,309 --> 00:24:53,142 [Groans] 346 00:24:59,719 --> 00:25:02,119 [Groaning] 347 00:25:05,825 --> 00:25:07,554 Keep this on until you get to a doctor. 348 00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:10,993 And see one, because I'm pretty sure you cracked a rib. 349 00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:15,033 - Better if we take him with us. - Bye. 350 00:25:29,015 --> 00:25:31,677 So, Mr. Weiner... 351 00:25:31,784 --> 00:25:35,515 who are you and why are you following me? 352 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:38,988 Who says he was following you? Who am I talking to anyway? 353 00:25:39,092 --> 00:25:43,392 Why do I have to answer your questions? Am I under arrest? 354 00:25:43,496 --> 00:25:46,090 I'm Agent Blythe of the C.I.A. 355 00:25:46,199 --> 00:25:48,929 And I'm not talking to you. I am talking to Mr. Weiner. 356 00:25:52,305 --> 00:25:54,933 I'm an investigative journalist... 357 00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:58,238 investigating two murders here. 358 00:25:58,344 --> 00:26:01,177 And I have a source that places you at the scene. 359 00:26:02,381 --> 00:26:04,281 Weiner number one, I assume. 360 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,449 What do you know about the two dead men? 361 00:26:09,555 --> 00:26:12,615 They were F.B.I. agents. 362 00:26:12,725 --> 00:26:16,217 Officially. But was that where their loyalties lay? 363 00:26:16,329 --> 00:26:18,456 You're telling us they were double agents? 364 00:26:18,564 --> 00:26:20,964 I'm certainly not telling you anything. 365 00:26:21,067 --> 00:26:24,036 This is a sensitive matter concerning national security. 366 00:26:24,137 --> 00:26:28,403 I am illustrating to you how little you really do know about the situation at hand. 367 00:26:28,508 --> 00:26:30,635 And I'm warning you... 368 00:26:30,743 --> 00:26:35,305 that you're interfering with the combined efforts of the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. 369 00:26:35,414 --> 00:26:38,975 Now, I need to know everything you know. 370 00:26:39,085 --> 00:26:40,985 And I need to know who else knows it. 371 00:26:48,394 --> 00:26:50,624 I wouldn't stonewall here, Miss Harlow. 372 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,563 It's not healthy for your privacy. 373 00:26:56,369 --> 00:26:59,566 Yeah. I know who you are. 374 00:26:59,672 --> 00:27:03,631 Show me how badly you want to keep it a secret. 375 00:27:09,649 --> 00:27:12,117 Leave her alone. 376 00:27:12,218 --> 00:27:15,085 I'll tell you what you want to know. 377 00:27:20,793 --> 00:27:23,887 What goes "moo"? 378 00:27:23,996 --> 00:27:25,896 [Children] A cow! 379 00:27:25,998 --> 00:27:28,398 A cow, that's who! 380 00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:31,561 What goes "neigh"? 381 00:27:31,671 --> 00:27:33,571 [Children] A horse! 382 00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:36,073 [Cap'n Toby] A horse, of course! 383 00:27:36,175 --> 00:27:38,234 I ask you... does it make any sense whatsoever... 384 00:27:38,344 --> 00:27:41,074 to see livestock out the porthole of a nuclear submarine? 385 00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:43,944 A sea horse! 386 00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:45,847 There's no talking to him sometimes. 387 00:27:45,952 --> 00:27:48,216 Uh-oh. I guess you see what that says. 388 00:27:48,321 --> 00:27:50,380 [Children] Bye-bye. 389 00:27:50,489 --> 00:27:54,289 That's right. Well, till next time, mateys... 390 00:27:54,393 --> 00:27:57,794 put the wind at your backs and a song in your hearts. 391 00:27:57,897 --> 00:28:00,365 - Smooth sailing. - And up comes the music. 392 00:28:00,466 --> 00:28:04,027 (music) [Hip-hop] 393 00:28:04,136 --> 00:28:06,161 What is that? 394 00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:09,708 A little extra insurance against channel changing. 395 00:28:09,809 --> 00:28:13,370 Not to toot my own horn, but in the three years I've been here... 396 00:28:13,479 --> 00:28:17,381 our ratings average has grown from a.8 to a 1.1. 397 00:28:17,483 --> 00:28:19,644 Plus we sold into foreign syndication last year. 398 00:28:19,752 --> 00:28:22,812 It's exciting to think we've got all these new little eyes on us... 399 00:28:22,922 --> 00:28:24,753 all over Europe and China. 400 00:28:24,857 --> 00:28:26,984 - China? - Can you believe it? 401 00:28:27,093 --> 00:28:30,324 They'll love that hip-hop. Let me tell you; it travels. 402 00:28:30,429 --> 00:28:34,263 - China. Is that your idea? - Yeah. Not to toot my own horn. 403 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:36,392 [Door Opens] 404 00:28:36,502 --> 00:28:38,697 Guys, can I talk to you for a sec? 405 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:43,070 - I've got some time now if you wanted to snap some photos. - Oh, yeah. 406 00:28:43,175 --> 00:28:47,134 I was thinking we'd wait till magic hour: sunset on the roof, thing of beauty. Guys? 407 00:28:55,688 --> 00:28:57,588 I say we got our man. 408 00:28:57,690 --> 00:28:59,749 The big question was why someone spying for China... 409 00:28:59,859 --> 00:29:02,225 would operate out of a children's TV show? 410 00:29:02,328 --> 00:29:05,229 Well, what if that show was being broadcast in China? 411 00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:08,600 It's a conduit for information. 412 00:29:08,701 --> 00:29:10,726 Whatever secrets are being passed... 413 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,736 could be broadcast through the show itself... 414 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:15,204 encrypted into the music or the video signal. 415 00:29:15,308 --> 00:29:17,208 Exactly. There's a million ways to hide it. 416 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,778 And it's low profile. A kids' show would go right under the radar. 417 00:29:19,879 --> 00:29:23,713 It's likeJimmy looking for hidden messages inside the Wizard of Id. 418 00:29:23,816 --> 00:29:25,716 Only this time it's real. 419 00:29:25,818 --> 00:29:28,286 Man, I knew it was Gillnitz. 420 00:29:28,387 --> 00:29:30,287 Well, except it isn't. 421 00:29:30,389 --> 00:29:32,983 What the hell are you talking about? 422 00:29:34,493 --> 00:29:38,054 I found this in Cap'n Toby's coat. 423 00:29:38,164 --> 00:29:41,224 Now, I don't know what it says, but it sure as hell isn't Yiddish. 424 00:29:41,334 --> 00:29:44,599 Sorry, Langly, but I think your captain's sailing for the other side. 425 00:29:44,704 --> 00:29:48,162 [Langly] No. No way. 426 00:29:48,274 --> 00:29:52,768 I don't believe it. Look at him. There's no way he could sell out America. 427 00:29:55,614 --> 00:29:59,744 F.B.I. We have a warrant to search the premises. 428 00:29:59,852 --> 00:30:02,980 - [Man] Folks, just bear with us, please. - And what is this? 429 00:30:03,089 --> 00:30:06,354 Hopefully this won't take long. 430 00:30:06,459 --> 00:30:09,792 Everybody, we ask you to stay put, stay calm. 431 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:11,988 We apologize for the inconvenience. 432 00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:18,770 What the hell's going on here? Excuse me. Excuse me! 433 00:30:18,871 --> 00:30:23,001 - Can somebody please tell me what's going on here? - I'm sorry, guys. I gave it up. 434 00:30:23,109 --> 00:30:24,940 We're here to serve a search warrant. 435 00:30:25,044 --> 00:30:28,207 [Cap'n Toby] Oh, now, Mary, don't you worry. Everything's gonna be fine. 436 00:30:28,314 --> 00:30:33,616 We're going to find your mommy. Everything's gonna be just fine. 437 00:30:33,719 --> 00:30:36,552 Got it. Microfilm. It was hidden in his dressing room. 438 00:30:36,655 --> 00:30:39,021 - [Man] Fred Tobalowski. - Yeah? 439 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:41,116 You're under arrest on the charge of espionage. 440 00:30:41,227 --> 00:30:43,127 You have the right to remain silent. 441 00:30:43,229 --> 00:30:46,027 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court oflaw. 442 00:30:46,132 --> 00:30:49,033 You have the right to speak to an attorney and have an attorney present during questioning. 443 00:30:49,135 --> 00:30:52,798 If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense. 444 00:30:52,905 --> 00:30:54,873 Do you understand these rights? 445 00:30:58,844 --> 00:31:00,709 [Male Newscaster] Shocking news out of Maryland today... 446 00:31:00,813 --> 00:31:04,180 as children's television host Cap'n Toby, Fred Tobalowski... 447 00:31:04,283 --> 00:31:07,514 was arrested on federal charges of espionage. 448 00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,520 The F.B.I. alleges that Tobalowski... 449 00:31:09,622 --> 00:31:11,920 working with unidentified coconspirators... 450 00:31:12,024 --> 00:31:15,926 used his television show to pass U.S. counterintelligence secrets... 451 00:31:16,028 --> 00:31:17,495 to the government of China. 452 00:31:17,596 --> 00:31:19,996 No motive has been suggested for his alleged actions... 453 00:31:20,099 --> 00:31:22,795 although it is known that Tobalowski's wife of 18 years... 454 00:31:22,902 --> 00:31:25,166 is a naturalized Chinese immigrant. 455 00:31:25,271 --> 00:31:28,763 Calls to the couple's suburban Baltimore home have gone unanswered. 456 00:31:28,874 --> 00:31:33,106 - And now for further news, let's go to field reporter... - [Turns TVOff] 457 00:31:33,212 --> 00:31:36,113 [Sighs] 458 00:31:36,215 --> 00:31:38,206 I stuck it to my own childhood hero. 459 00:31:38,317 --> 00:31:40,945 I helped lead the feds right to him. 460 00:31:41,053 --> 00:31:44,716 I'm like... the worst kind of rat. 461 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,588 I don't believe it. 462 00:31:50,696 --> 00:31:54,860 Two dead F.B.I. agents. There's no way he could've had a hand in that. 463 00:31:54,967 --> 00:31:59,063 Well, either way, the mainstream media kicked our butts on this one. 464 00:31:59,171 --> 00:32:01,401 They definitely beat us to the story. That's for certain. 465 00:32:01,507 --> 00:32:04,135 They beat you to a story, but perhaps not the whole story. 466 00:32:04,243 --> 00:32:06,541 What do you have, Yves? 467 00:32:08,747 --> 00:32:10,647 This document Frohike found. 468 00:32:10,749 --> 00:32:12,649 The translation isn't complete yet... 469 00:32:12,751 --> 00:32:16,812 but it's clearly not counterintelligence secrets. 470 00:32:16,922 --> 00:32:20,790 - What is it then? - My best guess? A recipe for pot stickers... 471 00:32:20,893 --> 00:32:24,226 with quite too much ginger for my taste. 472 00:32:24,330 --> 00:32:26,821 The guy's wife is Chinese, right? 473 00:32:26,932 --> 00:32:29,492 Could be hers. 474 00:32:29,602 --> 00:32:32,628 I mean, his wife being Chinese doesn't make either of them bad guys. 475 00:32:32,738 --> 00:32:36,435 No. But the microfilm they found in his dressing room does. 476 00:32:36,542 --> 00:32:38,442 I've been thinking about that. 477 00:32:38,544 --> 00:32:41,775 I searched that dressing room before the feds got there, and I never found it. 478 00:32:41,881 --> 00:32:43,940 I mean, it's possible I missed it, but... 479 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:49,351 It's possible that that lady C.I.A. agent planted it. 480 00:32:49,455 --> 00:32:52,982 Which means that she's the traitor... 481 00:32:53,092 --> 00:32:54,992 and she'd do anything to hide it. 482 00:32:58,964 --> 00:33:02,491 And we have to prove it. But how? 483 00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:05,161 By answering the question no one else has managed to answer... 484 00:33:05,271 --> 00:33:08,001 How exactly were secrets passed through the show? 485 00:33:17,983 --> 00:33:19,883 I guess it makes sense. 486 00:33:19,985 --> 00:33:22,954 Children's TV doesn't pay worth a damn, that's for sure. 487 00:33:25,124 --> 00:33:28,616 And that wife of his. I'm telling you now I never trusted her. 488 00:33:28,727 --> 00:33:31,093 They're my friends. 489 00:33:31,196 --> 00:33:34,654 I'm not saying anything about either of them until I know the facts. 490 00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:38,635 You never say anything anyway. You're like the Calvin Coolidge of second bananas. 491 00:33:38,737 --> 00:33:40,898 Bite me, you hack. 492 00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:46,770 Okay. You know what? 493 00:33:46,879 --> 00:33:49,211 Take your Muppet and get outta here. 494 00:33:58,223 --> 00:34:00,691 I just wish I knew how he did it. 495 00:34:19,445 --> 00:34:21,970 Right here. This is it. 496 00:34:26,352 --> 00:34:30,550 So you understand my conundrum? I write every word of these shows. 497 00:34:30,656 --> 00:34:35,525 I oversee the costumes, the set deck, everything. And so I'm wondering... 498 00:34:35,628 --> 00:34:38,597 How is it that secret information, in some form or other... 499 00:34:38,697 --> 00:34:42,224 could be communicated through my show? 500 00:34:42,334 --> 00:34:44,632 This is the answer. 501 00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:52,841 This is the only thing on the show I have nothing to do with. 502 00:34:52,945 --> 00:34:55,106 Toby comes up with it every week. Not me. 503 00:34:57,016 --> 00:34:58,916 Smart. 504 00:34:59,018 --> 00:35:02,454 Come here. Take a look at it. You have to get real close to see what I'm talking about. 505 00:35:02,554 --> 00:35:04,715 You have to sorta go like this. 506 00:35:07,059 --> 00:35:09,152 [Gasps] 507 00:35:20,172 --> 00:35:21,833 [Power Switch Clacks] 508 00:35:30,783 --> 00:35:32,683 [Noisy Commotion] 509 00:35:32,785 --> 00:35:35,015 - Mr. Tobalowski, how long... - Mr. Tobalowski! 510 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,088 - Why did you do it? - Sir, what was jail like? 511 00:35:38,691 --> 00:35:42,127 - My God. Toby. - Thanks for coming, Wayne. 512 00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:45,128 Um, sorry about that. I led them here. 513 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,255 I had to get them away from my family. 514 00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:51,462 - How are you holding up? - I guess I shouldn't complain. I was lucky to get bail. 515 00:35:51,570 --> 00:35:53,697 Wayne... 516 00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:57,040 I need your help with something. 517 00:35:57,142 --> 00:35:58,177 Name it. Anything. 518 00:35:58,177 --> 00:35:59,041 Name it. Anything. 519 00:35:59,144 --> 00:36:01,544 I need to put on a show... here, today. 520 00:36:01,647 --> 00:36:04,616 - A show? You want to tape a show? - Yeah. 521 00:36:04,717 --> 00:36:06,708 The last one. 522 00:36:06,819 --> 00:36:10,380 I was hoping you could help me put a crew together, whoever would show up. 523 00:36:10,489 --> 00:36:12,957 - What about a script? - Oh, don't need one. 524 00:36:14,426 --> 00:36:16,326 What about a studio audience? 525 00:36:16,428 --> 00:36:18,794 That's the easy part. 526 00:36:33,345 --> 00:36:35,245 Where's John Gillnitz? 527 00:36:35,347 --> 00:36:38,578 Ah, he probably jumped ship... or in this case, submarine. 528 00:36:38,684 --> 00:36:43,417 Not be here for the highest rated episode of The Cap'n Toby Show ever? 529 00:36:43,522 --> 00:36:45,490 Well, I'm gonna nose around. 530 00:37:01,206 --> 00:37:04,198 When you saw Agent Blythe at the mall, where was she? 531 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:07,710 Uh, a copy shop... Koko's. 532 00:37:10,282 --> 00:37:13,718 What was she doing? 533 00:37:13,819 --> 00:37:16,219 I don't know. She was standing in line. 534 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:18,380 And then she saw me and she left. 535 00:37:26,165 --> 00:37:29,362 (music) [Calliope] 536 00:37:29,468 --> 00:37:31,732 [Man] Oh, there. Hey, Cap'n... 537 00:37:31,837 --> 00:37:34,237 - Ahoy, little mateys. - [Reporters Shout Questions] 538 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,399 - Mr. Tobalowski, are you ready to deal? - Do you have any regrets? 539 00:37:37,509 --> 00:37:39,909 [Man] What kind of role model steals government secrets? 540 00:37:40,012 --> 00:37:42,378 [Woman] Mr. Tobalowski, was your wife the ringleader? 541 00:37:42,481 --> 00:37:45,075 [Man #2] Sir, do you want to apologize to the American people? 542 00:37:45,184 --> 00:37:49,314 - [Reporters Shout Questions] - Shhh. 543 00:37:49,421 --> 00:37:51,252 - Was it worth it? - [Cap'n Toby] Shh-shh-shh. 544 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:54,985 That's better. Now one more time. 545 00:37:55,093 --> 00:37:57,391 Ahoy, little mateys. 546 00:37:57,496 --> 00:38:00,556 [Weak Response] Ahoy, Cap'n Toby. 547 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:02,896 All right then. 548 00:38:11,143 --> 00:38:13,043 - Ma'am? Hi. - Hi. 549 00:38:13,145 --> 00:38:16,774 - You should have an order for The Cap'n Toby Show. - Got it right here. 550 00:38:19,051 --> 00:38:20,951 Put it on our account. 551 00:38:21,053 --> 00:38:22,281 - All right. - Thanks. 552 00:38:34,466 --> 00:38:36,866 It's for Cap'n Toby's magic porthole. 553 00:38:36,969 --> 00:38:41,736 It's the artwork for it. They print one for every show apparently. 554 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,468 And you think this is the reason Agent Blythe was here? 555 00:38:46,044 --> 00:38:48,774 - Why? - Try these. 556 00:39:10,102 --> 00:39:12,002 You came here to clean up the evidence. 557 00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:17,308 Come quietly. 558 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:28,351 Well, Clarence, what's the matter? 559 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:30,751 You seem kinda glum. 560 00:39:30,856 --> 00:39:33,086 [Clarence] I don't know. Yeah, I guess. 561 00:39:33,191 --> 00:39:35,887 I ran into this dolphin the other day... 562 00:39:35,994 --> 00:39:38,656 and he says France is a lot better than here. 563 00:39:38,764 --> 00:39:43,064 So what am I living here for if there's someplace that's better? 564 00:39:43,168 --> 00:39:45,068 [Cap'n Toby] Because this is your home. 565 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:49,072 - And there is no place better. - There's something up in the rafters. 566 00:39:49,174 --> 00:39:55,044 I can't quite make it out, but it's hanging from this rope. Help me out here. 567 00:39:55,147 --> 00:39:57,843 - [Cap'n Toby] I believe our home is the most special of all. - You got it? 568 00:39:57,950 --> 00:40:00,680 Because we live in the one place... 569 00:40:00,786 --> 00:40:03,880 that was built from the ground up on a great idea... 570 00:40:03,989 --> 00:40:07,288 that people ought to be free... 571 00:40:07,392 --> 00:40:11,522 that they should live as they wish and marry who they wish. 572 00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:17,364 A lot of people forget that sometimes, and it doesn't always work the way it's supposed to. 573 00:40:17,469 --> 00:40:21,098 But the idea is great and always will be. 574 00:40:21,206 --> 00:40:26,075 And we should work to keep it that way and never lose it. 575 00:40:26,178 --> 00:40:28,874 - [Grunts] Whoa! - Ah. 576 00:40:28,981 --> 00:40:32,473 [Excited Chattering] 577 00:40:40,225 --> 00:40:43,661 Not the reaction I'd hoped for. 578 00:40:49,568 --> 00:40:51,968 The two F.B.I. agents were onto you. 579 00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:53,970 Your joint C.I.A. -F.B.I. investigation... 580 00:40:54,072 --> 00:40:56,973 was about to discover that you were the spy. 581 00:40:57,075 --> 00:40:59,805 So you framed Cap'n Toby... 582 00:40:59,911 --> 00:41:03,403 which was easy 'cause his wife is Chinese. 583 00:41:03,515 --> 00:41:06,416 [Sighs] Why? 584 00:41:06,518 --> 00:41:09,954 - Why'd you do it? - Stop there. 585 00:41:12,391 --> 00:41:14,291 I doubt it was ideology. 586 00:41:14,393 --> 00:41:16,293 I'd say she did it for the money. 587 00:41:16,395 --> 00:41:19,125 And I'd say it's a bad day for snotty British know-it-alls. 588 00:41:22,534 --> 00:41:24,627 Oh! [Grunts] 589 00:41:24,736 --> 00:41:27,466 Jimmy! 590 00:41:47,759 --> 00:41:51,126 Kung pao, bitch. 591 00:42:08,447 --> 00:42:11,177 Jimmy? Jimmy? 592 00:42:11,283 --> 00:42:14,252 [Groans] 593 00:42:26,865 --> 00:42:29,026 You gonna suck out the poison? 594 00:42:32,871 --> 00:42:35,601 I think Frohike owes you one. 595 00:42:35,707 --> 00:42:37,834 [Laughing] 596 00:42:44,883 --> 00:42:46,942 [Langly Narrating] So like I said... 597 00:42:47,052 --> 00:42:50,783 everybody has one single best memory of childhood. 598 00:42:52,224 --> 00:42:54,124 That one perfect image... 599 00:42:54,226 --> 00:42:58,128 that sums up everything wonderful about being a kid. 600 00:42:58,230 --> 00:43:02,462 And it's nice to think that mine might be the same as somebody else's somewhere. 601 00:43:03,902 --> 00:43:06,564 - [Giggling] - Somebody years younger even... 602 00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:09,071 representing a whole new generation. 603 00:43:10,742 --> 00:43:13,575 - (music) [Singing] - I mean, who knows? 604 00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:15,578 - It's possible. - But all we can do is laugh. 605 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,478 Even with the competition nowadays... 606 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:21,074 500 channels ofbooty shakin'M. T. V. 607 00:43:21,186 --> 00:43:24,553 Put the wind at your backs. And keep that song in your hearts. 608 00:43:24,656 --> 00:43:27,147 'Cause even in this bold new century... 609 00:43:27,259 --> 00:43:31,252 - Thank you, Yves. - kids need a good friend who's always looking out for them. 610 00:43:31,363 --> 00:43:35,060 - Thank you. - Someone who'll help them grow up strong and true... 611 00:43:35,167 --> 00:43:37,727 and who will never make fun of their hair. 612 00:43:37,836 --> 00:43:40,430 I'm sorry, young lady. I forgot your name. 613 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,304 That last one's important. 614 00:44:22,714 --> 00:44:24,511 [Child] I made this! 615 00:44:24,561 --> 00:44:29,111 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51121

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