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(music) [Newsreel Theme]
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[Commentator Narrating]
The year... 1944.
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D- day.
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After a successful landing
on the beaches of Normandy...
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Allied troops battle their way through
the French countryside...
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on to Paris
and the liberation of France...
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but, for some,
liberation comes too late.
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A brave member of the French Resistance
murdered by a traitor...
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the dreaded Poisoner of Alsace.
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Alsace-Lorraine...
historic frontier province...
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long claimed by both France
and Germany.
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The village of Verzenay...
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here the Poisoner of Alsace
lays claim to some 20 victims...
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all members
of the French Resistance.
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But what of
this shadowy poisoner?
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Who is he... or she?
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Suspected is this woman...
Madame Davos.
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Before the occupation, she was well known
as the best baker of Verzenay.
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But few saw her true face.
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Heroic marines capture
a high-ranking Nazi officer...
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believed to be the man behind
Madame Davos's treachery.
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- But why did she do it?
- [Mutters In German]
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There are rumors
among the town folk...
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hushed talk
of illicit rendezvous, romance.
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- [Shouting In German]
- "I will never tell you. You'll never find her.
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You will never learn her secret. "
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Prophetic words, for the madame
disappeared and has not been seen since.
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Will she be found?
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What is her mysterious secret?
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We may never know.
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- Son of a...
- [Byers] Frohike, we got a deadline here.
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I need your column
10 minutes ago.
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I need the... file on the Warren Commission
in order to finish it.
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Try lookin' under "W."
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Oh! You moron.
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He files the Warren Commission
under "T"...
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the Warren Commission.
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- Cut the guy some slack.
- Oh, and look.
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Here's the Teapot Dome Scandal...
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the Grassy Knoll.
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I say we fire his ass.
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You just gotta know how to handle him.
Keep it simple.
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Like I asked him
to clean my keyboard.
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Byers.
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You're both forgetting
it's his life savings keeping us in print.
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- I don't care. He's a menace.
- He believes in our mission.
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He's got a good heart.
And...
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he's so happy to be here.
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If we let him go,
it'll crush him.
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[Jimmy] Crush who?
Who's gonna get crushed?
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Jimmy, uh...
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we've been talking,
and, uh...
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we're not sure this is
the right place for you.
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What, are you kidding?
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Working with guys like you,
it's a dream.
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- Jimmy...
- I've been looking my whole life for something like this...
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to feel
like I make a difference...
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to work
with men of integrity...
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to fight
to make this a better country.
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You three, you're heroes.
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I am so proud
to be a part of this team.
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Just talking about it...
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- Look at that... goose bumps.
- You are so fired!
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- Frohike.
- Byers.
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I'll buy us a dancing monkey.
I'll teach it how to file.
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We'll give you your money back.
Just get outta here.
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I get it. I get what
you're tryin'to say.
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Old Yeller.
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In Old Yeller, the kid yells at the dog
to make him leave.
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He loves that dog.
He doesn't want him to go.
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Guys, don't feel weird
about takin' my money.
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It's my honor.
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[Doorbell Buzzes]
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We're gonna
keep the dream alive.
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In Old Yeller, the kid shoots the dog
'cause he's rabid.
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- Thanks for the idea.
- [Door Opens]
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- Can I help you?
- [Foreign Accent] I am looking for this man.
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He writes for your newspaper?
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- Uh-huh.
- Him.
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He is the only one
who can help me catch a killer.
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This is the last known photo
of Madame Davos.
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She disappeared
shortly after it was taken.
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The Poisoner of Alsace.
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I don't mean to sound stupid.
Should I know who that is?
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Check the files under "T"
for the Poisoner.
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She murdered 20 members
of the French Resistance during World War II.
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She served pastry
"iced" with arsenic.
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- She's a known Nazi collaborator.
- Nazis. I hate those guys.
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So, why come to me?
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Last month,
this personal advertisement...
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appeared in several newspapers
in Europe.
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It's from a woman looking
for her long-lost son.
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[Byers] A Mrs. Anna Haag
of Elwood, NewJersey.
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The O.S.S. believed
that Madame Davos...
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bore a child out of wedlock
to a German officer...
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that she sent her infant son to Berlin
with the retreating army.
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It's likely that the child
ended up an orphan of war.
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You're thinking that
the Poisoner of Alsace placed this ad...
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that she's alive somewhere
looking for her lost child.
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How do you know this Mrs. Haag
is this Davos lady?
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The advertisement
mentions Verzenay...
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the village
where the Poisoner lived.
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The dates are correct.
In my heart, gentlemen, I know it is her.
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I still don't get
what this has to do with me.
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The child's father was this man.
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[Jimmy]
Wow.
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You're thinking Frohike could
pass himself off as the long-lost son?
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And bring the Poisoner of Alsace
tojustice.
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Ho! Whoa, whoa!
First things first.
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I look nothing like this man.
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I'm better-looking
for one thing.
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When I saw your face,
I had such hope.
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You see, I am named
after my father...
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Michael Wilhelm,
the prefect of Verzenay.
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He was also a Resistance leader.
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He was poisoned
the day the Allies marched in.
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I'm staying at the Belmont.
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Please call me
if you change your mind.
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Seriously, it would never work.
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Why not? We've pulled off
far more difficult undercover ops.
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I don't care how old she is.
That lady is dangerous.
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You've never been afraid before,
so what the hell's the problem?
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Oh, for God's sake.
I... I just... I...
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I can't pass
for a 56-year-old man.
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This'll work. This'll work.
Don't do...
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(music) [Singing In French]
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[Indistinct]
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(music) [Continues In French]
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Check it out.
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(music) [Ends]
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[Exhales]
Man, oh, man.
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You three ever stop to think
that I don't speak French or German?
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- You're an orphan of war.
- Say you were raised in America.
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Okay. So, what if she plays along
and poisons me?
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That's why we'll be
monitoring your vitals remotely.
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Oh, great. So you'll have
10 seconds' notice before I croak.
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You won't even be in there
long enough to do lunch.
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Just I.D. the woman
and hightail it outta there.
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How am I supposed to prove
that she's the Poisoner?
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I've been waiting for you
to ask me that.
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I ran a little search
on the Davos family.
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It seems they all share
one interesting physical trait.
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[Byers] A birthmark...shaped,
ironically, like Germany.
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A birthmark. So what?
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- It... appears to be...
- [Laughing]
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- On her butt.
- Uh-uh. No freakin' way.
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It seems to be the only means
of making a positive identification.
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The whole family has it, huh?
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- What are you doin'?
- Covering my ass.
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You're gonna give me
a birthmark too.
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- Prepare to get mooned.
- [Fly Unzips]
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Hoh!
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[Langly] Hold your position, and don't be
a wuss. You're the master race. Remember?
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Relax, Frohike.
Your heart rate's rising rapidly.
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Yours would be, too, if you
were facing certain death...
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or some withered old keister.
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- I don't know which is worse.
- Knock again. Maybe Mummy didn't hear you.
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Oh. Uh, afternoon.
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Uh...
[Clears Throat]
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Uh, I believe
you placed this ad.
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You're looking
for your long-lost son.
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I believe I'm him.
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You're in.
Now pants her.
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[Clock Ticking]
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[Foreign Accent]
What are you doing?
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Uh...
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I thought I saw a mouse.
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What do you want here?
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I came to see Mrs. Haag.
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I am Mrs. Haag.
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That's my maid, Mrs. Allsop.
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Who are you?
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I'm your son.
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Dolph.
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- [Crying]
- [Beeping]
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Oh. We're losing comm.
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Oh. We're losing comm.
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- [Flipping Switches]
- My God, what is she doing to him? Frohike.
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Frohike. Do you read?
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[Pounding On Door]
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[Pounding Continues]
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- Ha-Have you got a girl in there?
- Pardon me?
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You do have a girl in there.
Now, loo...
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You can'tjust park in front of my house
and play slap-and-tickle all day.
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I assure you. We're neither
slapping nor tickling.
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- Then what are you doing?
- Uh, well...
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- We are, uh...
- Is that Mrs. Haag's house?
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Oh, my Lord. You're...
You're spying on Mrs. Haag.
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No. We're not spying...
per se.
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- We're surveilling.
- Surveilling her maid.
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Her maid?
M-Mrs. Allsop?
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- Well, whatever for?
- I.N.S., ma'am.
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[Clears Throat]
We have reason to believe she's...
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not... American.
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Well, of course
she's not American.
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She's from France.
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This is a federal matter, ma'am. I'll have
to ask you not to reveal our presence here.
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Or you'll go to jail too...
along with the other old bags.
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- [Radio Static]
- We got comm.
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Yeah, without any help
from you two.
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- [Byers] Where are you?
- Oh, I'm in my keen new bedroom.
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She insists I stay the night.
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That's not the plan.
Go take a look at her caboose...
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- and let's get the hell outta here.
- It's not that easy.
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My eyesight's only just now coming back
after seeing the maid's.
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[Haag]
Dolph? What are you doing?
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- Who were you talking to?
- I-I was...
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I was just
saying my prayers...
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thanking the Lord above
that we found each other.
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Mm. These belonged
to my second husband.
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They should fit you.
He was a tiny man too.
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- Oh, gee, thanks, Ma.
- Oh.
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- No. No, no, no. Don't.
- These need to be laundered.
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No, they don't.
I was gonna wear them tomorrow.
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Is that how you were brought up...
to be filthy?
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Go to sleep.
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[Machine Buzzing]
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- [Growling]
- What was that?
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Nothin'...
as in nothin' in my stomach.
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I gotta eat somethin'.
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- Let's just hope Frohike hasn't.
- [Beeping]
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We got movement.
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It's her, the neighbor lady.
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Oh, my God.
Old people get up early.
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[No Audible Dialogue]
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[Exhales]
You think she exposed us?
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[Radio Static]
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Frohike?
Do you read?
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Frohike.
Frohike.
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- [Radio Static Continues]
- [Langly] Are you there?
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I know she's done
something terrible to him.
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[Loud Radio Static]
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Dolph.
What are you doing?
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I just need my clothes.
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No offense, Ma, but these
don't do it for me.
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What?
237
00:17:06,282 --> 00:17:08,716
[Grunts]
238
00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:11,013
They fit perfectly.
239
00:17:11,121 --> 00:17:14,852
Come. For you,
something special.
240
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,688
Come. Come, come.
Follow me.
241
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:26,532
Uh, no, thanks, Mom.
I'm not hungry.
242
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:31,299
You have not eaten a thing
since you got here.
243
00:17:32,776 --> 00:17:36,371
This is made special,
just for you.
244
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,580
Eat.
245
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:52,252
Ah. I'll make some juice.
246
00:17:56,966 --> 00:17:59,560
Mmm!
It-It's delicious, Ma.
247
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:01,398
Ah! Good.
248
00:18:20,523 --> 00:18:22,582
[Frohike]
Guys. Guys, do you read me?
249
00:18:25,462 --> 00:18:27,430
- Frohike?
- Damn, man, where's your tuba?
250
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:30,328
You look like the little dude
in one of those cuckoo clocks.
251
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:33,095
How about if I pop out of my little house
and ring your bell?
252
00:18:33,203 --> 00:18:36,001
What is going on in there?
253
00:18:36,105 --> 00:18:38,005
That whacked-out broad
just tried to poison me.
254
00:18:38,107 --> 00:18:39,870
That's what.
She gave me one of those pastries.
255
00:18:39,976 --> 00:18:41,177
It's evidence. Get it to us
so we can have it analyzed.
256
00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:42,303
It's evidence. Get it to us
so we can have it analyzed.
257
00:18:49,619 --> 00:18:52,645
Dolph. How you feel today?
258
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:59,123
Oh. Oh, you look weak.
You come with me.
259
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,588
[Sniffs]
260
00:19:58,788 --> 00:20:01,552
[Beeping]
261
00:20:28,785 --> 00:20:32,949
(music) [Electric Blues]
262
00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:40,087
(music) [Continues]
263
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,764
- Whoa.
- (music) [Song Ends]
264
00:20:50,873 --> 00:20:54,274
- [Needle Scratches Across Record]
- [Crash]
265
00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:58,177
Wait a minute. What are you doin' here?
I know who you are.
266
00:20:58,281 --> 00:21:02,012
You're that lady whose name
is the same backwards as it is forwards.
267
00:21:02,118 --> 00:21:05,849
No, it's not. "Yves Adele Harlow"
is an anagram, not a palindrome.
268
00:21:05,955 --> 00:21:09,186
Yeah, exactly.
Backwards, it's Lee Harvey Oswald.
269
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:11,351
No. Backward, it's nothing.
270
00:21:11,461 --> 00:21:13,929
Backward? Why am I even
talking to you?
271
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,801
- By all means, continue dancing.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
272
00:21:20,903 --> 00:21:23,133
Where you goin' with that?
Give me that.
273
00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:26,504
This? You're not going
to try and take it from me, are you?
274
00:21:28,945 --> 00:21:32,540
- Mm. Smart boy.
- Whoa. But you're not goin' anywhere either.
275
00:21:32,649 --> 00:21:34,810
Not until I know what's goin' on.
276
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:37,613
Is that even possible...
for you to know what's going on?
277
00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:42,685
[Sighs]
Fine.
278
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:46,489
Your Three Stooges, they're investigating
a woman named Madame Davos.
279
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,463
Maybe. Maybe not.
280
00:21:49,565 --> 00:21:54,662
- They are, and, as usual,
they're in way over their heads. - Oh, yeah?
281
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,296
And why is that?
282
00:21:57,407 --> 00:21:59,739
What do you know about the man
that brought them the story?
283
00:21:59,842 --> 00:22:03,642
Uh, he's some poor old French guy
named Michael Wilhelm.
284
00:22:03,746 --> 00:22:05,475
Yeah.
285
00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:08,550
He's named after "this" father
who's the pre...
286
00:22:08,651 --> 00:22:10,846
"pre" something
of some French village...
287
00:22:10,953 --> 00:22:14,354
Versh... Version. Anyway,
he was poisoned to death.
288
00:22:14,457 --> 00:22:16,618
Michael Wilhelm,
the prefect of Verzenay...
289
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:19,286
was indeed murdered
by the Poisoner of Alsace...
290
00:22:19,395 --> 00:22:21,329
only he died childless.
291
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:27,100
So...
who was the guy that was here?
292
00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:32,439
Eins, zwei.
293
00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:35,636
Eins, zwei.
294
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:38,009
- Eins, zwei.
- (music) [Singing In French]
295
00:22:38,114 --> 00:22:40,810
Strong.
296
00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:43,442
Strong, not weak.
297
00:22:43,553 --> 00:22:46,522
(music) [Continues]
298
00:22:51,427 --> 00:22:53,520
Faster, faster.
299
00:22:53,629 --> 00:22:56,120
Move those little legs.
300
00:22:56,232 --> 00:22:59,360
- (music) [Ends]
- [Groaning]
301
00:22:59,469 --> 00:23:02,370
- [Grunts, Groaning]
- [Needle Scratches Across Record]
302
00:23:02,472 --> 00:23:04,372
Son of a...
Ma!
303
00:23:05,508 --> 00:23:08,409
I push too hard.
304
00:23:08,511 --> 00:23:10,638
My fault.
305
00:23:10,747 --> 00:23:14,080
Yeah. Whatever.
I'll live.
306
00:23:14,183 --> 00:23:16,083
Hopefully.
307
00:23:18,488 --> 00:23:22,254
Oh. You must live.
308
00:23:22,358 --> 00:23:24,326
Now that we've
found each other...
309
00:23:24,427 --> 00:23:29,057
we must both make up
for the time we missed.
310
00:23:29,165 --> 00:23:32,191
When I lost you in the war...
311
00:23:34,504 --> 00:23:37,166
all those years ago...
312
00:23:37,273 --> 00:23:40,333
All those years.
313
00:23:41,911 --> 00:23:45,244
The world was hard
on little things then.
314
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:50,618
It robbed me.
[Crying]
315
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,120
It robbed me of my treasure.
316
00:23:56,659 --> 00:23:59,753
But today
I have my treasure back.
317
00:23:59,862 --> 00:24:04,299
Now you must eat something.
318
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,028
I am very worried about you.
319
00:24:10,206 --> 00:24:13,403
What say we order a pizza?
320
00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:16,444
Good.
[Patting Hand] I'll go call.
321
00:24:20,383 --> 00:24:20,483
- Frohike, has she left the room?
- Yeah. She's gone.
322
00:24:20,483 --> 00:24:22,474
- Frohike, has she left the room?
- Yeah. She's gone.
323
00:24:22,585 --> 00:24:24,280
You think you can make it
into the kitchen?
324
00:24:24,387 --> 00:24:26,617
We still need that pastry
she gave you as evidence.
325
00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:29,885
I'll try.
326
00:24:29,992 --> 00:24:32,586
But I don't know, guys.
327
00:24:32,695 --> 00:24:34,788
I'm beginnin' to have
second thoughts about this.
328
00:24:35,998 --> 00:24:39,661
- What do you mean?
- I mean...
329
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,669
Did you hear what
she said to me just now?
330
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,830
She actually sounded
like she had a heart...
331
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,568
not like some rabid
Nazi murderer.
332
00:24:46,676 --> 00:24:49,873
I don't know. Maybe I'm trying
to see the wrong old lady's butt.
333
00:24:56,919 --> 00:24:58,819
- It's gone.
- What's gone?
334
00:24:58,921 --> 00:25:01,253
The pastry, it's gone.
335
00:25:04,293 --> 00:25:06,261
Hello?
336
00:25:07,663 --> 00:25:09,563
Mrs. Allsop?
337
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,265
Hello?
338
00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:25,709
Byers, Langly.
339
00:25:27,617 --> 00:25:29,778
I think I spoke too soon.
340
00:25:33,256 --> 00:25:37,454
- I'm really sorry about this.
- [Crying] No. No.
341
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,893
- [Haag] It's all right.
- She's putting on quite a show.
342
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:44,933
That's cold, man.
That's how your hard-core Nazis work.
343
00:25:45,034 --> 00:25:47,628
[Chattering]
344
00:25:47,737 --> 00:25:51,639
I've seen enough. I'm gonna talk to the cops
and tell them this was no heart attack.
345
00:25:51,741 --> 00:25:53,606
Don't.
We still need proof.
346
00:25:53,709 --> 00:25:55,768
What do you need, Byers,
a signed confession?
347
00:25:55,878 --> 00:25:58,540
She is the Poisoner of Alsace.
348
00:25:58,648 --> 00:26:01,776
That death cruller was meant for me.
I'm outta here.
349
00:26:01,884 --> 00:26:04,216
I just got off the phone
with Michael Wilhelm.
350
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,720
He says, if you leave now,
it'll only arouse her suspicion.
351
00:26:06,822 --> 00:26:08,551
She might try
to slip out of the country.
352
00:26:08,658 --> 00:26:11,149
- We could lose her forever.
- I'm sorry, Frohike.
353
00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:14,491
You still gotta
glimpse the ham.
354
00:26:20,336 --> 00:26:23,669
You're the son, aren't you?
355
00:26:23,773 --> 00:26:28,710
Oh, it's so wonderful you two
found each other after all these years.
356
00:26:28,811 --> 00:26:31,143
I'm Louella Everage
from across the street.
357
00:26:31,247 --> 00:26:33,147
Dolph.
Nice to meet you.
358
00:26:33,249 --> 00:26:36,741
Your mother wants to have
a few friends over this evening.
359
00:26:36,852 --> 00:26:40,515
- You know, a little schnapps.
- Oh, sure. Like a wake.
360
00:26:41,924 --> 00:26:45,587
Oh, it must be a comfort to her
to have her son back...
361
00:26:45,695 --> 00:26:49,096
- especially at this time of need.
- Mm.
362
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,761
Dolph.
363
00:26:53,869 --> 00:26:55,928
Answer the phone if it rings.
364
00:26:57,373 --> 00:26:59,273
I'm going to take a shower.
365
00:27:05,381 --> 00:27:08,282
Boys, opportunity knocks.
366
00:27:16,892 --> 00:27:18,792
[Door Opens]
367
00:27:26,469 --> 00:27:28,437
[Bell Dings]
368
00:27:34,010 --> 00:27:36,444
- Come on.
- All right, I told you where to find him.
369
00:27:36,545 --> 00:27:38,445
Now tell me
who he is.
370
00:27:38,547 --> 00:27:41,311
You've heard of Stasi,
the East German secret police?
371
00:27:43,919 --> 00:27:46,217
Not good guys.
372
00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:49,689
God knows how many defectors
they tortured and killed.
373
00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:52,420
I believe this man who now
calls himself Michael Wilhelm...
374
00:27:52,528 --> 00:27:54,587
gave them their orders.
375
00:27:54,697 --> 00:27:57,325
He's a cold-blooded murderer.
376
00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:59,333
There's a sizable bounty
out for his arrest...
377
00:27:59,435 --> 00:28:01,665
provided I can prove
that is indeed him.
378
00:28:03,873 --> 00:28:05,397
Pretend that you like me.
379
00:28:08,511 --> 00:28:10,411
That's enough.
380
00:28:11,847 --> 00:28:16,682
Oh. Uh, hey, so, yeah...
381
00:28:16,786 --> 00:28:20,347
What does any of this have to do with
the Lone Gunmen investigating Madame Davos?
382
00:28:20,456 --> 00:28:22,447
Have you seen Mr. Wilhelm's
left buttock?
383
00:28:22,558 --> 00:28:25,789
Baby, I don't swing that way,
especially not with old guys.
384
00:28:25,895 --> 00:28:29,524
W-Wait a minute.
So you're saying that he's her son?
385
00:28:29,632 --> 00:28:32,863
That doesn't make any sense.
Why wouldn't he just go to her himself?
386
00:28:32,968 --> 00:28:34,697
Because he knows
there's a bounty on his head.
387
00:28:34,804 --> 00:28:38,035
Why not send three stalking horses
to find out whether or not it's a trap?
388
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:40,973
Well, we need to tell the guys.
389
00:28:41,077 --> 00:28:43,307
- If what you say is true...
- Then they're right where they should be...
390
00:28:43,412 --> 00:28:45,380
keeping an eye on that woman.
391
00:28:47,783 --> 00:28:51,719
- You're my lookout. Think you can handle that?
- Please. [Scoffs]
392
00:29:57,052 --> 00:29:58,952
[Stairway Door Closes]
393
00:30:00,823 --> 00:30:03,690
[Door Lock Clicks]
394
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,665
[Phone Rings]
395
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:16,670
[Rings]
396
00:30:16,772 --> 00:30:19,798
Hello? Hmm.
[Speaking In German]
397
00:30:22,511 --> 00:30:25,071
[Continues In German]
398
00:30:36,825 --> 00:30:38,725
[Object Clatters Gently]
399
00:31:17,967 --> 00:31:20,458
Thank you.
Wonderful job.
400
00:31:20,569 --> 00:31:22,469
Hey, he's a sneaky
son of a gun.
401
00:31:22,571 --> 00:31:25,938
Tell you what, I, uh...
402
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:29,238
Sorry.
What now?
403
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:33,304
Now we warn your three friends
that he plans to kill them.
404
00:31:39,054 --> 00:31:41,648
[Shower Running]
405
00:31:42,891 --> 00:31:44,984
T-minus 10 and counting.
406
00:31:45,094 --> 00:31:46,789
[Langly]
Copy that, Eagle.
407
00:31:46,895 --> 00:31:48,886
And may God
have mercy on your soul.
408
00:31:48,998 --> 00:31:51,796
Camera ready?
409
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:54,232
Camera is ready.
410
00:31:58,674 --> 00:32:02,007
I'm about to breach
the inner sanctum.
411
00:32:02,111 --> 00:32:04,671
[Door Creaking]
412
00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:06,680
One small step for man...
413
00:32:06,782 --> 00:32:09,182
One giant moon for mankind.
414
00:32:29,138 --> 00:32:31,629
- [Groans]
- [Radio Static]
415
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,147
What are you doing?
416
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,185
I, uh...
I didn't know you were here.
417
00:32:44,286 --> 00:32:46,618
[Moaning]
I'm...
418
00:32:46,722 --> 00:32:51,625
I'm dirty.
Very, very dirty.
419
00:32:54,563 --> 00:32:56,861
[Door Opens]
420
00:32:58,033 --> 00:33:00,934
- Is that too hot for you?
- It's fine.
421
00:33:01,036 --> 00:33:03,402
Could I get
a little privacy here?
422
00:33:03,505 --> 00:33:06,736
I've never seen a grown man
so shy about his body.
423
00:33:06,842 --> 00:33:11,404
Uh, well, I'm embarrassed...
about my birthmark.
424
00:33:11,513 --> 00:33:15,745
- Birthmark?
- Yeah, you know, on my backside.
425
00:33:17,152 --> 00:33:19,052
We're all as God made us.
426
00:33:19,154 --> 00:33:22,920
Yeah, I guess. Anyway,
maybe they run in the family, huh?
427
00:33:23,025 --> 00:33:25,357
Whoa! What are you
doin' there?
428
00:33:28,497 --> 00:33:31,489
Uh, I can take it
from here, Ma.
429
00:33:33,102 --> 00:33:35,093
So, we shampoo your hair instead.
430
00:33:36,705 --> 00:33:41,836
- Now, here we go.
- Uh, that-that's not my brand of shampoo.
431
00:33:41,944 --> 00:33:45,675
I use the high-dollar stuff.
It's gotta have sheep placenta. Sorry.
432
00:33:45,781 --> 00:33:47,510
Don't talk silly.
433
00:33:49,385 --> 00:33:51,114
And take off that wig.
[Sighs]
434
00:33:53,122 --> 00:33:55,920
So you got a toupee.
So what?
435
00:34:09,772 --> 00:34:12,798
I love you
just the way you are.
436
00:34:12,908 --> 00:34:14,808
Always.
437
00:34:24,586 --> 00:34:28,886
[Laughing]
Oh.
438
00:34:28,991 --> 00:34:31,892
Oh, my sweet little boy.
439
00:34:43,172 --> 00:34:45,299
[Car Doors Close]
440
00:34:53,215 --> 00:34:55,115
What are you doing here?
441
00:34:55,217 --> 00:34:57,310
Jimmy. Why did you
bring her here?
442
00:34:57,419 --> 00:34:59,683
You've been set up. You need
to get Frohike out of that house.
443
00:35:01,957 --> 00:35:03,857
[Mouth Full]
Not you again?
444
00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:06,257
Why don't you go find
your own Nazi to hunt down?
445
00:35:06,361 --> 00:35:09,296
Guys, listen. The guy we thought was the son
of the guy that died wasn't the son of the guy.
446
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:12,333
He was the son of the lady
that killed the guy.
447
00:35:12,434 --> 00:35:15,062
You're not gonna start talkin' about
Old Yeller again, are you there, Jimmy?
448
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:18,298
The real son of the Poisoner of Alsace
is on his way here now.
449
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:22,173
He means to retrieve his mother and flee
the country leaving no witnesses behind.
450
00:35:22,277 --> 00:35:24,268
The real son.
And who's that?
451
00:35:24,379 --> 00:35:27,109
- The man who put you on this case.
- Michael Wilhelm?
452
00:35:27,216 --> 00:35:29,514
You're saying Wilhelm
is Mrs. Haag's son?
453
00:35:29,618 --> 00:35:32,951
No, not your Mrs. Haag.
I overheard Wilhelm say...
454
00:35:33,055 --> 00:35:36,183
[Speaking In German]
455
00:35:39,561 --> 00:35:41,688
"The fools are spying
on the wrong woman."
456
00:35:42,998 --> 00:35:44,898
What does that mean?
The wrong woman.
457
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,901
Someone close to Mrs. Haag,
someone who used her as a decoy.
458
00:35:48,003 --> 00:35:51,871
- A decoy for what?
- To allow her to find her long-lost son...
459
00:35:53,008 --> 00:35:54,908
without exposing her true identity.
460
00:35:56,345 --> 00:35:58,575
It's the neighbor, Mrs. Everage.
461
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:02,343
- She's Madame Davos.
- Come on. That nice old lady?
462
00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:05,352
I mean, sure, I called her a bat
and everything, but...
463
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,581
You know, she caught me
peeing in the hedges just now.
464
00:36:07,689 --> 00:36:11,056
She didn't even yell at me or anything.
She even gave me these muffins.
465
00:36:12,995 --> 00:36:14,929
Ah.
466
00:36:16,164 --> 00:36:18,758
Poisoned.
Gotcha.
467
00:36:18,867 --> 00:36:20,767
[Gags]
468
00:36:27,175 --> 00:36:31,305
That's no good.
I get you a better one.
469
00:36:31,413 --> 00:36:34,473
Uh, Ma, I've been dressing myself
since I was 40.
470
00:36:49,631 --> 00:36:52,259
[No Audible Dialogue]
471
00:36:56,705 --> 00:36:59,469
[Whispering]
What is it, you idiot?
472
00:36:59,575 --> 00:37:02,043
- For cryin' out loud.
- [Footsteps Approaching]
473
00:37:04,012 --> 00:37:05,980
[Sighs]
474
00:37:21,063 --> 00:37:23,224
[Gasps] What the hell's
the matter with you?
475
00:37:23,332 --> 00:37:25,425
- I'm trying to give you a message.
- Message?
476
00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:27,502
- What message?
- Mrs. Haag.
477
00:37:27,603 --> 00:37:30,299
- She's not the one.
- Huh?
478
00:37:33,108 --> 00:37:35,576
Who is that man?
479
00:37:35,677 --> 00:37:38,475
And what's this?
480
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:41,140
[Creaking, Popping]
481
00:37:42,918 --> 00:37:45,250
[Crash]
482
00:37:49,024 --> 00:37:50,924
We need to talk.
483
00:38:16,251 --> 00:38:19,516
- Guten Tag, sucker.
- [Air Hisses]
484
00:38:19,621 --> 00:38:24,217
- [Grunts]
- He'll be out for an hour or so... barely enough time.
485
00:38:24,326 --> 00:38:28,228
- [Byers] Okay. So now what?
- Now we get me to a hospital.
486
00:38:28,330 --> 00:38:30,457
You're gonna be A-okay, buddy.
487
00:38:30,565 --> 00:38:34,865
- Come on. Let's puke you again.
- [Groans] I hardly know you.
488
00:38:34,970 --> 00:38:37,632
It's your turn.
I need you to get undressed.
489
00:38:37,739 --> 00:38:40,071
- [Thud]
- [Groans]
490
00:38:44,246 --> 00:38:47,238
- [Doorbell Rings]
- [Women Chattering]
491
00:38:50,919 --> 00:38:52,580
Yes?
492
00:38:54,356 --> 00:38:58,156
- Can I help you?
- Mr. Wilhelm.
493
00:39:01,263 --> 00:39:03,231
This man is a friend of mine,
Mrs. Everage.
494
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:18,712
[Door Closes]
495
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,483
[Frohike] There's no doubt about it.
It's Mrs. Haag.
496
00:39:23,585 --> 00:39:26,179
- She's the Poisoner of Alsace.
- [Wilhelm] How do you know?
497
00:39:26,288 --> 00:39:28,654
She killed my friend...
the crazy old bat... poisoned him.
498
00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:30,657
I think she's onto me.
She knows I'm not her son.
499
00:39:30,759 --> 00:39:32,886
She'll try to poison me next.
500
00:39:32,994 --> 00:39:35,462
[Woman Screams]
501
00:39:41,036 --> 00:39:43,368
She's dead.
502
00:39:46,041 --> 00:39:49,067
[Frohike]
You killed her.
503
00:39:49,177 --> 00:39:51,077
You Nazi.
504
00:39:51,179 --> 00:39:54,740
- I'm gonna call the police.
- Thank you... for a job well done.
505
00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:57,614
You are Madame Davos,
are you not?
506
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,949
That is your true identity.
507
00:40:01,156 --> 00:40:03,647
- I'm your son.
- [Woman] Wait.
508
00:40:07,562 --> 00:40:09,257
[Speaking In German]
509
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:16,330
I met this woman
through an Alsatian friendship society.
510
00:40:16,438 --> 00:40:20,670
I was looking for someone
whose story matched mine...
511
00:40:20,776 --> 00:40:25,304
someone who was from the same village
who'd also lost a son.
512
00:40:25,413 --> 00:40:28,780
What? She's crazy too.
513
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:32,911
I encouraged her to seek her child
so I could find you.
514
00:40:34,756 --> 00:40:38,021
There is a way to prove this...
a family trait.
515
00:40:40,796 --> 00:40:42,696
Ah.
516
00:40:47,369 --> 00:40:50,133
[Women Murmuring]
517
00:40:50,238 --> 00:40:52,672
By God,
it is shaped like Germany.
518
00:40:52,774 --> 00:40:55,937
You are the Poisoner of Alsace.
519
00:40:59,147 --> 00:41:01,741
[Beeps]
520
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:04,114
[Drops Accent]
Then your ass is grass, lady.
521
00:41:11,626 --> 00:41:15,187
[Laughs]
Man, you were so fooled!
522
00:41:16,998 --> 00:41:18,863
[Women Murmuring]
523
00:41:23,672 --> 00:41:26,971
That pastry you gave me...
524
00:41:28,343 --> 00:41:30,777
you said it was
special for him.
525
00:41:32,914 --> 00:41:36,611
You poisoned my maid.
526
00:41:36,718 --> 00:41:40,017
I trusted you.
527
00:41:40,121 --> 00:41:42,521
You're a liar.
528
00:41:42,624 --> 00:41:45,718
- I'm not the only one.
- Let's go.
529
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:58,940
- [Police Radio Chatter]
- [Chattering]
530
00:42:13,021 --> 00:42:15,888
Listen, I'm...
531
00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:18,289
I'm sorry
I tried to see your butt.
532
00:42:19,494 --> 00:42:22,258
I had to do it.
I-I mean...
533
00:42:22,364 --> 00:42:24,628
I had to lie to you.
534
00:42:27,903 --> 00:42:30,371
But I'm sorry you got hurt.
535
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:34,238
And I'm sorry you haven't
found your son yet.
536
00:42:35,577 --> 00:42:37,477
I did find him...
537
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,048
for a day or so.
538
00:42:56,131 --> 00:42:58,622
There he is, the man himself...
secret agent man.
539
00:42:58,733 --> 00:43:02,225
- We make one heck of a team, huh?
- We don't hug.
540
00:43:02,337 --> 00:43:05,204
I spoke to the F.B.I.
541
00:43:05,307 --> 00:43:08,470
Yves is already filing for the
million-dollar bounty on Michael Wilhelm.
542
00:43:08,576 --> 00:43:12,103
- Utterly typical.
- No surprise there. She's only ever out for herself.
543
00:43:12,213 --> 00:43:14,113
[No Audible Dialogue]
544
00:43:14,215 --> 00:43:17,412
Then why'd she stick around
after she knocked out Wilhelm...
545
00:43:17,519 --> 00:43:20,420
and do this cool makeup job?
Ow!
546
00:43:22,190 --> 00:43:24,954
[Exhales]
She did save our butts.
547
00:43:26,361 --> 00:43:29,888
Maybe... she's not the person
you think she is.
548
00:43:31,933 --> 00:43:35,334
- You could still be fired.
- [Vehicle Engine Starts]
549
00:43:38,139 --> 00:43:40,937
[Tires Screeching]
550
00:44:23,752 --> 00:44:25,481
[Child]
I made this!
551
00:44:25,531 --> 00:44:30,081
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