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2:00 a.m.
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I can't believe we've worked
this late all week.
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I can't believe we haven't
had sex in 10 days.
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It's like I don't even know
who I am anymore.
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Well, what do you say
we end that streak right now?
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I'm ready if you are.
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Oh, I'm ready.
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[YAWNS]
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This is going to be wild.
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Buddy, I got moves
you haven't even seen yet.
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Hey, bring 'em on,
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'cause I am getting hot.
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I am going to rock
your world.
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Thank God.
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I can't take this
anymore.
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Me neither.
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That's the third night
in a row
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we were planning
to sleep together,
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and all we did
was sleep together.
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Tonight, we've got
to slee together.
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Keep it down.
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We have been doing
such a good job
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keeping this a secret.
We don't want to blow it.
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Don't you think
people can tell?
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No. To pick up
what's going on between us,
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they'd have to be some kind
of sexual savant.
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Something's different here.
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There's a strange energy
in the air.
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You're imagining things.
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No, I'm picking up
a vibe.
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There's new doinking
in the office.
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Stuart, that's crazy.
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I sense this couple
is frustrated,
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but there's more.
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He doesn't like it when she
nibbles on his ears.
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And she thinks
he's a sloppy kisser.
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And the guy was a virgin
until he was 30.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, damn it, Paul,
you crossed my signals.
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I told you.
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Everyone can tell we're
into each other.
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That's because
we ar into each other,
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which makes it
all the more frustrating
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when we're buried
under this work.
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We're in a new
relationship.
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We should be taking walks
in the park,
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buying each other
ice cream,
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catching salamanders
down at the creek.
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I haven't had a serious
girlfriend since I was 9.
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The only way
to get out of here
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is if we put this
budget proposal to bed.
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Can you not say "bed"?
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It makes me think of us
in a bed,
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and it's very distracting.
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Fine. Turn to page two.
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You're killing me here.
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What did I say?
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"Two"...
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Which is half of four...
Foreplay?
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Charlie,
you are really reaching.
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Not everything
has sexual undertones.
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Well, governor Riley is really
screwing us on this proposal!
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You know, if we're going
to get this done,
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I'm going to need you to stay
on top of each other.
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Got it, sir.
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We've got
to arouse his interest,
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introduce him to some
exciting new positions,
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and make sure
that he leaves satisfied.
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God, this is
so frustrating.
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If we weren't trying to keep
our relationship a secret,
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at least we could hug.
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Yeah, hugging.
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That would help.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the long wait
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and all the training
have finally paid off.
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I'm getting
a foster baby!
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Oh, I'm so happy for you.
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The little guy
will be here any minute.
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And to celebrate,
I went out
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and got him
a Tiffany rattle.
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Aren't you nervous?
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No. I've read
every book,
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taken every class,
watched every movie.
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I will not make
the same mistakes
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that Selleck, Danson,
and guttenberg made.
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Mr. Heywood, I would like
to introduce you to Sam.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, he's so beautiful.
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Will you be enrolling him in
city hall's daycare program?
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Not yet.
According to chapter four
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of kornick's
"my infant, my self,"
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the first two weeks
are crucial to bonding.
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Sam's going to stay with me
in my office for a while.
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Oh, well, won't he be
a distraction to you?
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No, no, I've even, uh,
set up a baby monitor
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so I can tell what's going on
in my office.
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We feel very good about
our placement, Mr. Heywood.
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Bye, Sam.
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Oh, he's so beautiful.
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Everyone,
with the governor coming,
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I want this office running
like a well-oiled machine.
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People need to be focused,
professional...
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oh, baby.
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Oh... Hey, little baby.
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Goo-goo, ga-ga.
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Goo-goo-goo, ga-ga.
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Look at that
little babe!
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Charlie, come on.
Come on.
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How's it going?
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At the end of this hallway
is freedom.
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At the count of three,
we'll make our move.
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1, 2, 3.
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Oh, hey, guys!
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Governor Riley is waiting
in my office.
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He'd like to discuss
the proposal.
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Now, he can be
very demanding,
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so the way you handle him is
you look him straight in the eye
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and you tell him no.
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Governor.
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Charlie, Caitlin.
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Great to see you
both again.
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I've been, uh, looking
through your report.
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Everything looks great.
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We're glad
we could help you out.
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Take care.
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But I do have one thought.
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I know this entails
a lot of work,
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but could you give me
an analysis
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of the port authority restructuring
by tomorrow morning?
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Let me handle this one.
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Yes, we can.
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Wonderful.
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Sorry about that.
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Randall, you want to go grab
some steaks later?
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How about now?
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[CRYING]
Don't be concerned.
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You're only upset
because you're, uh...
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Uh, tired and/or gassy.
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This is a common occurrence
and you should outgrow it
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by the time you're...
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Oh, jeez.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Hey, Carter. It's Paul.
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I came to see Sam.
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Come on in.
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Sam and I
are just chillin'.
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Oh, my God.
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Your place is a disaster.
What's that all over your face?
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A cleansing mask.
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So, where's Stuart?
Ah. He's at Michelle's.
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He was having so much fun
with the baby
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he felt like
he was ignoring her.
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Ah, you made baby pictures, huh?
Let me see.
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No, wait!
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Get ready
for the yum-yum train.
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Choo-choo!
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Isn't it exciting, huh?
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I'm feeding Sam
for the first time.
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Choo...
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oh! Ha ha ha!
Isn't that cute?
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That's cute.
Okay, Sam, choo-choo!
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Oh! Ha ha ha!
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Careful there,
careful there, Sam.
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Here we go. And...
Choo-ch...
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okay, that one
was on purpose.
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Sam shouldn't be
watching so much TV.
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Hey, Carter,
let me hold him for a second.
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Uh, well, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.
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He's at the stage where
he has stranger anxiety.
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Oh, come on, Carter, let me
just hold him for a second.
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[CRYING STOPS]
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh... Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Stretching.
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We agreed
you'd warn me
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so I could avert my eyes.
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Just suck it up.
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Oh, yeah?
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How would you like it
if I did this? Oh, yeah?
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Yeah?
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Can you please focus?
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We're wasting
valuable time.
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In relationships,
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90% of all sex
happens in the first month.
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What are you talking about?
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Let me show you.
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I've studied this
extensively,
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and I have discovered
that sexual encounters per week
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tend toward zero over time.
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We're missing all of this.
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Charlie, you need to relax.
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I think
the only thing
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that would help us relax
right now...
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no.
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I didn't even finish
my idea.
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I'm guessing it involves
us naked on this couch.
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Just the last part.
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Charlie, we are not going
to do it in the mayor's office.
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It's inappropriate.
It's against the rules.
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It's forbidden.
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It's naughty.
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It's hot.
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So your answer is no?
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Shut up and give me
one of those sloppy kisses.
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Last night
was so great.
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Yes, it was.
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I have never done anything
like that.
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What do you say the two of us
join the mile high club,
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get on a plane,
sneak into the bathroom,
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and make out?
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Caitlin.
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Oh, that's even better.
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This is so exciting.
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None of these people
have any idea
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we did it
in the mayor's office.
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Whoa. I'm feeling envy,
and I don't know why.
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What's going on
with you two?
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I don't know
what you mean.
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There will not be anything
illicit going on
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around here
without me knowing about it.
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Not on my watch.
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I'm watching you.
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It is so liberating
being wild!
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I feel like
riding a motorcycle,
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skydiving,
running with the bulls.
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Give me that briefcase.
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What are you doing?
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I'm acting impulsive.
It's the new me.
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Get used to it.
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Something horrible happened
in my office last night.
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The governor left a very
valuable pair of sunglasses
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on my desk,
and now they're missing.
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That's terrible.
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They belonged
to Jackie onassis.
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He bought them at an auction
for his wife.
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They were worth over $100,000!
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I know that doesn't sound
like a lot of money,
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but they had
sentimental value!
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00:11:04,779 --> 00:11:06,579
Do you have any leads?
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All I know is that the thief
took off the sofa cushions,
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turned them around,
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so that the zippers
were facing out.
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This guy's a real pro.
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Sir, we are going
to find out who did this.
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We will question everyone.
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Oh, no, no need.
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All we have to do
is look at the videotape
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of the office
surveillance camera.
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Surveillance camera?
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I just had one put in.
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It records everything
that goes on in there.
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Well,
look on the bright side.
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You're always complaining you
don't have any pictures of us.
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00:11:47,558 --> 00:11:50,126
I can't believe the mayor
has a camera in his office.
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This is all your fault.
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How is it my fault?
259
00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:55,066
I would've never done
anything like this
260
00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:56,912
before I met you.
You made me this way!
261
00:11:56,859 --> 00:11:59,759
You're like
a perverted Henry Higgins!
262
00:12:00,873 --> 00:12:03,839
The guy
from "Magnum p.I."?
263
00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:06,274
"My fair lady,"
you caveman.
264
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,160
I used to care
about those things
265
00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,104
before you dragged me
into your world of sin.
266
00:12:10,047 --> 00:12:12,113
15 minutes ago,
you talked about the thrill
267
00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:13,320
of living
on the wild side.
268
00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:15,930
That's before I was starring
in my own nudie film!
269
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,326
Caitlin, calm down. This is
embarrassing for me, too.
270
00:12:22,247 --> 00:12:23,613
Oh, right, you're a guy.
271
00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:25,352
You're going to be getting
high-fives.
272
00:12:25,305 --> 00:12:27,171
I'm going to lose
all credibility.
273
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:30,054
Look at them. They've obviously
seen the tape.
274
00:12:29,955 --> 00:12:32,156
Caitlin,
get a hold of yourself.
275
00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:34,356
This isn't the end
of the world.
276
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,287
It is. I just had
the wildest sex in my life,
277
00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:38,064
and it's caught
on a security tape.
278
00:12:38,014 --> 00:12:39,415
No one is going
to see it.
279
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,451
I'll go to security
and get the tape myself.
280
00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:44,690
You'd better hurry up before anyone
else gets their hands on it.
281
00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:52,663
Did you get the tape?
282
00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:54,736
No, someone already
took it.
283
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,874
Who would've
taken it?
284
00:12:55,853 --> 00:12:57,919
[COUGHS]
285
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:03,101
Stuart, I'm going
to need that tape.
286
00:13:02,988 --> 00:13:03,954
Before I give you it,
287
00:13:03,944 --> 00:13:05,844
let me ask you
a few questions.
288
00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:07,358
Go ahead.
289
00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:10,687
If I wanted to rent this tape
at a video store,
290
00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:14,769
would I have to walk through
a beaded curtain to get it?
291
00:13:14,615 --> 00:13:16,982
You have no idea
what's on there.
292
00:13:16,908 --> 00:13:18,708
Well, there's a vcr
right here.
293
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,226
Why don't we all watch it
together?
294
00:13:20,189 --> 00:13:22,155
You wouldn't.
Wouldn't I?
295
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,400
Then maybe I'll tell everyone
how I caught you
296
00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:26,197
at last year's
Christmas party...
297
00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:30,212
alone with easy Debbie
from highway maintenance...
298
00:13:30,063 --> 00:13:34,963
Talking about feelings.
299
00:13:34,778 --> 00:13:37,744
You're a sick bastard.
300
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:39,945
Yes. We got the tape.
301
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,208
Ah, the security tape.
Ha!
302
00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:43,836
I was wondering
who had this.
303
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:46,093
We'll watch it
at the end of the day.
304
00:13:46,022 --> 00:13:47,889
Then we'll see who did it.
305
00:13:47,838 --> 00:13:50,838
And how many times.
306
00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:52,803
Ha ha ha ha!
307
00:13:57,553 --> 00:13:58,620
Dr. greenfield.
308
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,338
Hello. Ha ha.
309
00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:02,226
Your book is worthless.
310
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:05,139
My kid won't stop crying.
311
00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:07,473
You said, "show him colors,"
I bought him a mobile.
312
00:14:07,396 --> 00:14:10,530
You said, "give him warm milk,"
I fixed him a bottle.
313
00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:12,423
You said,
"hold him like a football,"
314
00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,332
I watched "moulin Rouge!"
315
00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:16,044
Yeah, well, you were 0-for-2
316
00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:18,296
and I was jonesing
for a musical.
317
00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:20,459
[SIGHS]
318
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,933
Carter, I usually don't like
to get involved
319
00:14:26,858 --> 00:14:28,791
in other people's
personal lives.
320
00:14:28,738 --> 00:14:31,738
It's presumptuous,
it's awkward,
321
00:14:31,636 --> 00:14:33,736
but mostly
I just don't care.
322
00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:35,742
As a parent,
323
00:14:35,682 --> 00:14:38,015
I think I can offer you
a little advice here.
324
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,577
Sir, I just feel
so overwhelmed.
325
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,747
Maybe I'm not
cut out for this.
326
00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:45,444
Of course you are.
Come on, sir.
327
00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:47,631
The baby responds more
to Paul than to me.
328
00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:49,530
Because he senses your tension.
329
00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,875
You've got all these thoughts
and these ideas
330
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,401
racing around your mind.
331
00:14:53,361 --> 00:14:54,527
Paul...
332
00:14:54,507 --> 00:14:57,474
He's not burdened
with any of that.
333
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,575
What you have to do
is get rid of those books
334
00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:00,642
and trust your instincts.
335
00:15:00,624 --> 00:15:02,524
Maybe you're right.
336
00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:06,237
You've given Sam a home,
security...
337
00:15:06,102 --> 00:15:08,836
A bold sense of fashion.
338
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:12,279
Now go over there and hold your
baby. Come on.
339
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,158
When he's so peaceful
like this,
340
00:15:28,081 --> 00:15:31,681
it almost makes you forget
the last couple of days.
341
00:15:31,554 --> 00:15:34,254
It's moments like this that
make it all worth it.
342
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,333
Thank you, sir.
343
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,068
I'm glad to help.
344
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,087
Now back to not caring.
345
00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:47,734
Sir, who's watching
that video?
346
00:15:47,671 --> 00:15:49,671
Just you, me, Charlie.
347
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,615
And, apparently,
348
00:15:51,558 --> 00:15:53,358
Stuart.
349
00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:55,076
You don't need to be here,
Stuart.
350
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:58,297
Someone stole a pair
of Jackie o's sunglasses,
351
00:15:58,183 --> 00:16:00,350
and I will not rest
until I find out who it was.
352
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:03,585
God bless you, Stuart.
You're a real team player.
353
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,071
What do we do?
354
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,799
There's a chance
the glasses were stolen
355
00:16:06,752 --> 00:16:08,218
before we were
in the office.
356
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,552
Just be cool.
357
00:16:09,523 --> 00:16:12,356
Right. Showtime!
358
00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:25,611
Well, nothing out
of the ordinary yet.
359
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:28,348
Well, let's just
skip ahead.
360
00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:31,217
Hey, it's you guys.
361
00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:33,917
Oh, my God.
It couldn't get any worse.
362
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,160
What are you guys
watching?
363
00:16:35,134 --> 00:16:36,734
The surveillance video.
364
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,094
MAYOR: Have a seat.
365
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,565
Don't mind if we do.
366
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,939
Sir, I can't take it
anymore.
367
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,642
Charlie and I had sex
in your office.
368
00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:52,421
Caitlin, stop.
369
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:55,098
No, no, I am tired
of sneaking around.
370
00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,643
We're a couple.
371
00:16:56,603 --> 00:16:59,202
This man brings out
my wild side,
372
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,052
and I don't care
who knows about it.
373
00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:02,965
You are looking at
a natural expression
374
00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:04,642
of our feelings
for each other.
375
00:17:04,598 --> 00:17:08,531
Caitlin,
we weren't on-camera.
376
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,453
So how about
the mayor's dancing?
377
00:17:17,372 --> 00:17:20,572
How embarrassing
was that?
378
00:17:23,615 --> 00:17:24,915
That was awful.
379
00:17:24,888 --> 00:17:26,855
Wasn't it
the most humiliating experience
380
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,800
of your life?
381
00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:31,454
It doesn't even
crack my top 10.
382
00:17:31,323 --> 00:17:32,624
Hey, guys.
383
00:17:32,597 --> 00:17:35,297
I, uh, I just wanted you
to know
384
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,009
that I'm not mad
about what happened.
385
00:17:36,961 --> 00:17:39,228
In fact,
I think it's wonderful
386
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,760
the two people I care
so much about are together.
387
00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:43,677
Thank you, sir.
We appreciate it.
388
00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:46,718
Just try not to be together
on my furniture anymore.
389
00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:49,113
Yes, sir.
390
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,601
You know, a lot
is happening here.
391
00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:53,930
I mean, you two are a couple.
Carter has a baby.
392
00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,979
You know, things are moving
so fast.
393
00:17:55,915 --> 00:17:58,814
Of course, I'm still alone,
and my kid never calls, but...
394
00:17:58,718 --> 00:18:02,017
I'm really happy for you.
395
00:18:01,902 --> 00:18:03,536
Uh, sir, the governor's
on the phone.
396
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:05,229
He's asking about
the glasses again.
397
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,351
Oh, I'm sick of him
badgering me.
398
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:10,153
If I was half a man, I'd keep him
on hold, show him who's in charge.
399
00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:12,157
Are you going to? God,
no, get out of my way.
400
00:18:14,485 --> 00:18:16,519
So, you feeling better?
401
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,527
A little.
402
00:18:17,511 --> 00:18:19,678
It wasn't exactly the way
I envisioned
403
00:18:19,613 --> 00:18:20,880
telling people
about us.
404
00:18:20,857 --> 00:18:24,423
When are things going
to get normal between us?
405
00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:27,129
I don't know. I guess
what we did was pretty crazy.
406
00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:29,403
It was irresponsible
and stupid.
407
00:18:29,329 --> 00:18:33,129
It was also...
Kind of fun.
408
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:34,804
Really?
409
00:18:34,776 --> 00:18:39,043
Yeah. I'd like to do more
stupid things.
410
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,685
Well, you're with
the right guy.
411
00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:44,359
Oh, it's 10:00.
412
00:18:44,268 --> 00:18:47,368
I think
we can get out of here.
413
00:18:47,263 --> 00:18:51,196
Wait, it's 10:00.
You know what that means?
414
00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:53,486
What?
It's our anniversary.
415
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:57,044
Two weeks ago, at this exact
moment, you looked at me and said,
416
00:18:56,915 --> 00:18:58,781
"what do you think
you're doing?"
417
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:00,997
Do you have an answer yet?
418
00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:03,194
Best two weeks
of my life.
419
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:06,159
Oh, Charlie...
420
00:19:06,056 --> 00:19:08,323
I know.
421
00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:14,422
Hey, since you guys
are a new couple,
422
00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:16,437
I thought I'd get you
a little gift.
423
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,100
See you tomorrow, Stuart.
424
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:26,736
[SIGHS]
Get some sleep, Carter.
425
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:28,600
Good night.
426
00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:30,877
* hip hip
good night, guys.
427
00:19:30,806 --> 00:19:32,973
Good night, Sam.
428
00:19:32,909 --> 00:19:36,376
* hip hip
429
00:19:36,254 --> 00:19:38,386
* hip hip
430
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:42,457
* when you're on a holiday
431
00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:46,439
* you can't find
the words to say *
432
00:19:46,287 --> 00:19:50,421
* all the things
that come to you *
433
00:19:50,269 --> 00:19:54,569
* and I wanna feel it, too
434
00:19:54,411 --> 00:19:58,576
* on an island
in the sun *
435
00:19:58,424 --> 00:20:02,390
* we'll be playin'
and havin' fun *
436
00:20:02,246 --> 00:20:05,113
* and it makes me feel
so fine *
437
00:21:00,935 --> 00:21:02,668
sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
438
00:21:02,669 --> 00:21:04,603
[BARKING]
439
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:05,804
Moo.
440
00:21:05,854 --> 00:21:10,404
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