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They didn't have the kind
of scotch you wanted,
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so I got you this.
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Thanks.
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Now, if you'll just
go to the jukebox
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and play "hot, hot, hot,"
I'd be perfect.
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Relax, we're having dinner.
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For the third night
in a row.
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It's like we're
an old married couple.
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We are not.
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Don't fill up on rolls.
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We're never gonna meet anyone
if we're always together.
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That is not true.
I'll prove it to you.
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Watch what happens
if you go stand at the bar.
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Fine.
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Hi.
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Is anyone sitting here?
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No, there isn't.
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Great. Thank you.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I think I've proved my point.
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Charlie,
my friend came through
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with tickets to "the producers"
tomorrow night.
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You wanna go?
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I can't. I have a date with
that girl from the bar.
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Not the one with
the painted-on jeans,
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too much makeup, and boobs
hanging out of her shirt?
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Yeah. The classy one.
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Why don't you take
one of those wusses
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who were hitting on you
last night?
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Because those "wusses" are
playing the new Jersey devils.
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So, they're hockey players.
Big deal.
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Don't tell them
about the wuss thing, okay?
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Charlie, Caitlin,
I want to introduce you here
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to Robin Jones.
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Robin is a campaign consultant
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who's come on board to help us
reach out to younger voters.
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I was really impressed
with your idea
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to have the man guest lecture
at city colleges.
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Glad you were hip to it.
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Hip? What, as in hip-hop?
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Oh, I see, because
I'm an African-American,
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I'm supposed to be into
hip-hop, right?
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That's not what I meant.
I would never assume...
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I'm just messing with you.
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Good one.
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Sir, Wheeler's people
have proposed the first debate
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be either at Columbia
or Fordham.
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I'm thinking Columbia.
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Robin?
Fordham.
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Fordham it is.
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See you kids later.
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Did you see that?
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He listened to her
instead of me.
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Because she's a woman you assume
she shouldn't be listened to?
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N-no, I was just...
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I'm just messing with you.
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People have to
stop doing that.
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So, Stuart, how are things
going with Michelle?
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They're great.
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She's kind, she's generous,
she's loving.
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[LOUDER] She's totally
givin' it up!
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I mean, I am scoring right,
left, and center.
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This woman...
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[SOFTER] Is like an angel
sent from heaven.
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Oh, Stuart, I just got a call
from the fertility clinic.
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Michelle and I have to be there
tomorrow at 1:00.
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But I was gonna take her
to lunch at benihana.
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Stuart, Michelle
was inseminated two weeks ago.
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We need to have a checkup.
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How does that whole thing
work anyhow?
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The process is quite simple.
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We take an egg
from a donor I selected...
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this incredibly accomplished
African-American woman.
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That egg is then
fertilized with my specimen
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and implanted into
Michelle's uterus.
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After that, we hope for
successful incubation.
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No, no,
I was talking about benihana.
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I-I mean,
if the table is a grill,
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w-w-wouldn't you
burn your elbows?
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Paul, are you eavesdropping
on the mayor and Robin?
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Yes...
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But Charlie told me
to do it.
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Do you really expect me to
believe
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the deputy mayor asked you
to eavesdrop on the ma...
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you heard anything
yet, Paul?
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No, but I did a little research
on miss Jones.
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Listen to this...
the past five years,
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she's worked on
11 different campaigns.
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You know how many she's lost?
Zero.
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She's gonna make us all
expendable.
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We are this close to cleaning
Halibut down at the fish market.
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Paul, aren't there other jobs
out there?
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No.
That's the way it works.
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City hall, fish market...
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I've seen it happen
a million times.
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I'm seeing something.
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Uh, I'm seeing a chalkboard
and a row of desks.
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Oh, the teachers union...
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I had a meeting
planned with them,
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but I was thinking
of canceling.
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Oh, no, don't.
It's gonna go very well.
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Wait a minute...
you're a psychic?
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No, I'm
a political strategist...
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Who also happens to have
supernatural perception.
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So, you're a psychic
with a day job?
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Sir, I have to advise you
against this.
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The same thing that happened
to Reagan could happen to you.
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I'm gonna be president?
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His image was hurt
after people found out
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he was consulting
Nancy's psychic.
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You guys should just
calm down.
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This is nothing
to be frightened about.
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Whoa!
Whoa?
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I just received
a very strong premonition.
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Showtime.
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I see a woman in red.
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She's good.
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I see a woman in red,
and she's gonna be...
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Late.
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Nice try.
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In my three years at city hall,
I have never been late.
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That's true, Robin.
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Caitlin's been
a wonderful employee.
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And so has Charlie.
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The only weak link around here
is Paul lassiter...
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Who I need to fire
immediately.
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PAUL: Oh, my God!
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I love doing that.
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Stuart, this dinner
was delicious.
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So, what's for dessert?
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How about some
Stuart a LA mode?
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Can I get that
with whipped cream?
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Oh, God, yes.
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Oh, you know what?
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I almost forgot to take
these prenatal vitamins
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that Carter gave me.
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What's wrong?
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Can we just please
not talk about Carter
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and this surrogate thing
tonight?
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I mean, lately I feel like
I'm dating the two of you.
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You know what?
You're right.
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Tonight, it's just
you and me.
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Hmm.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Sorry to interrupt.
I forgot my wallet.
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I was never here.
Enjoy your dinner.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Michelle, are you
drinking wine?
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No, he is drinking wine.
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I'm having water.
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And you said you
were going to be out tonight.
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You're right. You're right.
I'm gone.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Did you take your
prenatal vitamins?
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Yes, she took them.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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He is so annoying!
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He's a little overprotective.
He's not annoying.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Aren't you
gonna get that?
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This could be
a real opportunity for us.
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My sources
indicate that this year,
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there will be 200,000
first-time voters.
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What kind of sources...
talking chickens?
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Actually, I just analyzed
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the latest voter-registration
numbers, Charlie.
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You know, if I were you,
I would drop the attitude.
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You're just
messing with me, right?
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Unh-unh.
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If you'll excuse me,
I have a meeting...
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A I won't be late!
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Caitlin, everyone, Michelle and
I have an announcement to make.
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Carter, do we have to tell them
right now?
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We're gonna have a baby!
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You are?
I'm late.
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And isn't that a lovely
red coat she's wearing?
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What will my husband
look like?
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Isn't this exciting?
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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What is it?
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Uh, well, you know how during
sex a man will wear a...
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well, let's just call it
a "sleeping bag."
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Yes.
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Well, a couple of weeks ago
Michelle and I went camping.
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And, um, I kind of forgot
to pack gear.
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Don't tell me you went camping
without a sleeping bag!
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Well, just for, like,
five minutes.
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I don't believe this.
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I would expect this
from Stuart,
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but, Michelle,
how could you let this happen?
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I'm sorry, Carter.
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It... it was just a moment
of passion.
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And I'm just crazy
about Stuart.
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He's so masculine,
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so sexy.
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You're gonna have to do
better than that.
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Guys, just stay calm.
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I'm gonna go to the doctor
right now.
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I will talk to you later.
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You have managed to make the
worse-case scenario come true.
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And you know what's really scary
about all this?
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You might be a father.
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You know what, I am sick of you
underestimating me!
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If this child is mine, I'll be
twice the father you'd be!
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Oh, yeah? Ha!
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Oh, Carter, I heard
you're gonna be a father.
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Uh... Actually, sir,
the baby might be Stuart's.
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I see.
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Well, you know, uh,
one of my skills as mayor
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is being able to smile through
even the most awkward situation.
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No, I can't pull this one off.
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Excuse me, Robin? Robin?
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Listen, you've been
stepping on my toes lately,
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and I think it's time
you realized
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where I stand
in the chain of command.
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You got the mayor,
the deputy mayor,
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the communications director,
the head of minority affairs,
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everybody on the fourth floor,
and then me.
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You are the man!
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Yes, I am.
I am the man, yes.
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My point being,
from now on,
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I insist I have to be
in on every meeting
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that you have
with the mayor.
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No.
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Would you tell him
I said, "hi"?
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Robin, I have an extra ticket to "the
producers" tonight. Are you interested?
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My meeting with New York one
is over at 7:00, so sure.
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Good.
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How's it going, Caitlin?
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Nostradamus?
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What was that?
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Oh, something bad is gonna
happen to Charlie tonight.
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He has a date.
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Does it have something
to do with that?
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I see it happening
in his apartment.
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You think he'll bring this girl
back to his place?
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Even I can predict that.
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I better tell him.
Yeah.
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You have to cancel your date.
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Robin says something's
gonna go wrong.
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She's an exotic dancer
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who was kicked out of modeling
school on a morals charge.
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What could go wrong?
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I'm serious.
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I see what's going on here.
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You got comfortable with our
make-believe relationship.
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Now that I'm moving on,
you're a little jealous.
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Could your ego
be any bigger?
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I am actually
worried about you.
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And I'm worried about you...
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up all night
having lustful dreams
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about taking a trip
to Charlie-ville.
253
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:50,347
You know, I must have had
that dream last night,
254
00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:53,677
because I woke up really...
Disappointed.
255
00:10:55,597 --> 00:10:58,697
Didn't see that one coming.
256
00:11:04,744 --> 00:11:06,677
What are you doing here?
257
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,925
I'm buying toys
for my future baby,
258
00:11:08,857 --> 00:11:10,656
like any good father would.
259
00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:13,877
Look, if you want to pretend
this baby is yours, be my guest.
260
00:11:13,765 --> 00:11:15,065
But stay out of my way.
261
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,240
Uh, excuse me?
262
00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:18,319
What's the most popular toy
out right now?
263
00:11:18,259 --> 00:11:20,259
That would be
the giggling gizmo.
264
00:11:20,203 --> 00:11:23,036
But you better move fast.
There's only one left.
265
00:11:24,156 --> 00:11:25,755
Slow down, fellas.
What's the rush?
266
00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:26,984
O-o-o-o-oh!
267
00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,939
Ooh!
268
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,283
O-o-oh!
269
00:11:35,248 --> 00:11:36,615
Ah ha ha!
O-oh, ow!
270
00:11:45,225 --> 00:11:46,525
Oh!
271
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,133
Ugh!
272
00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:50,293
[BOTH GRUNTING]
273
00:11:56,955 --> 00:11:58,688
Look what
you've reduced me to.
274
00:11:58,643 --> 00:12:00,310
Whew!
275
00:12:01,703 --> 00:12:05,969
Four hours ago, I was
the happiest man in the world.
276
00:12:05,815 --> 00:12:09,815
Now, thanks to you,
I may not be a father.
277
00:12:09,671 --> 00:12:10,738
I said I was sorry.
278
00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:12,224
But you're not!
279
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,324
Michelle's being pregnant
is just a big joke to you.
280
00:12:14,262 --> 00:12:15,995
What, are you kidding?
281
00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:17,152
I'm terrified.
282
00:12:17,131 --> 00:12:20,464
I don't know
how to raise a child.
283
00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:23,784
My parents weren't exactly role models.
My dad was never around.
284
00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:26,964
My mother said herself she
was unfit to care for a child.
285
00:12:26,852 --> 00:12:28,586
She said that to you?
286
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,608
No, she said it
to the judge
287
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,283
when she was
tanking the custody battle.
288
00:12:33,195 --> 00:12:35,128
I mean, what if I'm
as bad as my parents?
289
00:12:35,075 --> 00:12:37,175
I don't want to put some kid
through that.
290
00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:41,682
Stuart, the fact that you're
aware of it means a lot.
291
00:12:41,514 --> 00:12:46,481
And besides, if the baby's
yours, you'll have Michelle...
292
00:12:46,295 --> 00:12:48,129
And I'll be around.
293
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,514
Yeah.
294
00:12:49,483 --> 00:12:51,049
Thanks, Carter.
295
00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:52,812
Let's get out of here, huh?
296
00:12:52,765 --> 00:12:55,499
Well, shouldn't we
pick up these toys?
297
00:12:55,411 --> 00:12:57,811
No, they got people
that do that.
298
00:12:57,738 --> 00:13:00,538
Hey, who left these...
wha-a-a-a-a!
299
00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:09,923
Sir, we need to talk.
I'm very upset.
300
00:13:09,828 --> 00:13:13,162
I've spent my entire political
career in your administration...
301
00:13:13,047 --> 00:13:14,380
well, that's funny.
302
00:13:14,354 --> 00:13:17,354
Your r?sum? said you worked
for three years in Washington.
303
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,689
Who can remember
what was on my r?sum??
304
00:13:19,614 --> 00:13:22,581
I can.
I've got it right here.
305
00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:26,215
In fact, why don't we have
the rest of this conversation
306
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:27,652
in fluent Portuguese?
307
00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:29,281
I don't want to show off.
308
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,273
The point is, sir,
since Robin has been around,
309
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,939
I-I feel like
I've been out of the loop.
310
00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:37,549
I'm sorry you feel that way,
because I want you to know
311
00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:40,131
you're a very important part
of this administration.
312
00:13:40,044 --> 00:13:42,012
And I'll always
value your opinion.
313
00:13:41,957 --> 00:13:44,157
Well, thank you, sir.
314
00:13:44,093 --> 00:13:46,360
I'm having a lunch meeting
tomorrow with Robin.
315
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,325
Care to sit in?
316
00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:48,946
Well, I'd be honored.
317
00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:50,206
Thank you, sir.
318
00:13:50,181 --> 00:13:53,114
Or as they say
in the Portuguese...
319
00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:57,206
Cinto me muito doente.
320
00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:58,765
I am very impressed, Paul.
321
00:13:58,723 --> 00:14:00,723
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
322
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,001
[LAUGHING] Bere gala.
323
00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:11,659
Thank you so much
for inviting me to the show.
324
00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:13,968
It's nice to hang out
with a woman for once.
325
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:18,029
So, tell me... how bad is
Charlie's date gonna be tonight?
326
00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:19,312
Oh, wait a minute.
327
00:14:19,281 --> 00:14:21,182
I see him getting hurt.
328
00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:22,697
Hurt as in "feelings"?
329
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,427
No, hurt as in,
"ow, that hurt!"
330
00:14:24,381 --> 00:14:26,348
Oh... Uh,
what are you saying?
331
00:14:26,294 --> 00:14:28,661
I'm saying Charlie
is in real danger.
332
00:14:28,589 --> 00:14:29,855
I better go.
333
00:14:29,832 --> 00:14:31,832
Yeah.
Whoa.
334
00:14:31,776 --> 00:14:34,076
What?
Another premonition?
335
00:14:34,008 --> 00:14:36,508
No, check out the tush
on Matthew broderick.
336
00:14:36,431 --> 00:14:38,164
[APPLAUSE]
337
00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:40,719
I'm sorry. Go.
338
00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:47,343
I wanna play something
for you.
339
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:50,434
Hope it moves you
as much as it moves me.
340
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:53,093
["True" BY SPANDAU BALLET PLAYS]
341
00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:02,295
Spandau ballet really came into
their own on this album.
342
00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:04,252
It's nice.
343
00:15:04,192 --> 00:15:05,959
It's a refreshing departure
344
00:15:05,914 --> 00:15:08,847
from their earlier,
more exuberant work.
345
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,613
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
346
00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:16,917
Hey, it's Charlie.Leave a message.
347
00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:18,612
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
348
00:15:18,566 --> 00:15:19,967
Charlie, it's Caitlin.
349
00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:22,172
I know you're there.Pick up the phone.
350
00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:23,072
Sorry.
351
00:15:23,062 --> 00:15:25,229
What were we talking about?
352
00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:27,065
Spandau ballet.
353
00:15:27,015 --> 00:15:29,648
Right.
I met them once.
354
00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:33,464
They were opening for
the Thompson twins.
355
00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:34,991
Nice guys.
356
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,517
I think you're a nice guy.
357
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:40,547
Well, I'm not here
to argue.
358
00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:42,968
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
359
00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:44,720
Did you hear that?
360
00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:46,239
Yeah.
361
00:15:46,202 --> 00:15:48,702
It's one of the top-three
sax solos of all time.
362
00:15:48,624 --> 00:15:50,157
Someone's at the door.
363
00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:53,057
CAITLIN: I'm not leaving
until you let me in.
364
00:15:57,007 --> 00:15:58,440
What?!
365
00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:00,476
Robin says you're
in serious danger.
366
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,184
We gotta get you
out of here.
367
00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:03,638
Are you wearing a blouse?
368
00:16:03,604 --> 00:16:07,238
This is a custom-made silk shirt
imported from Italy.
369
00:16:07,112 --> 00:16:09,045
Looks like a blouse.
370
00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:12,209
Will you leave?
371
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,246
I'm not ending this date
372
00:16:13,231 --> 00:16:15,031
because some psychic
said we're in danger.
373
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:17,918
A psychic
said we're in danger?
374
00:16:17,821 --> 00:16:19,888
I know. That's absurd.
375
00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:21,430
Nobody with a half a brain
376
00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:24,158
believes in any
of this psychic nonsense.
377
00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:35,241
Bartender, I'd like to buy
a round of drinks for everyone.
378
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,529
I might be a father!
379
00:16:36,499 --> 00:16:37,933
[ALL CHEERING]
380
00:16:37,901 --> 00:16:40,568
After that, another round on me.
I might be a father!
381
00:16:40,484 --> 00:16:42,751
[ALL CHEERING]
382
00:16:42,682 --> 00:16:43,982
Who are the lucky mothers?
383
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,425
You mean, "mother."
It's the same woman.
384
00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:47,647
Hooray!
Yippee!
385
00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:51,622
Hey, I need
to talk to you guys.
386
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,442
Michelle, I'm glad you're here.
I'm not pregnant.
387
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,482
What?
I'm not pregnant.
388
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,987
I was just a little late.
389
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,116
Wow!
390
00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:00,398
Wow.
391
00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:05,406
Well, uh, the doctor
says it'll take a few tries.
392
00:17:05,217 --> 00:17:07,317
That's the thing, Carter.
393
00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:09,724
I don't want to keep trying.
394
00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:12,481
I-I-I thought you said
you wanted to do this.
395
00:17:12,389 --> 00:17:13,689
I thought so, too.
396
00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:16,931
But when the test
came back negative today,
397
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:18,786
I was really disappointed.
398
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,466
I felt like
I had lost something.
399
00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:23,678
And then
I started thinking...
400
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,841
How would I have felt
nine months from now
401
00:17:26,732 --> 00:17:28,199
if I had to
give up a baby?
402
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:31,600
And I just don't think
I could do that.
403
00:17:31,481 --> 00:17:33,748
I'm really sorry, Carter.
404
00:17:33,681 --> 00:17:35,547
No, no, no. No, no.
405
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:37,165
Don't be.
406
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,490
I totally understand.
407
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:42,818
You're a great friend
for even considering it.
408
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:44,768
[SIGHS]
I'll be right back.
409
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:47,443
[SMOOCHES]
Can I order you anything?
410
00:17:47,355 --> 00:17:50,288
Yes, any combination
of alcohol and caffeine.
411
00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:57,993
Well...
412
00:17:57,969 --> 00:18:02,302
I guess it wasn't meant to
happen this way, but, uh...
413
00:18:02,144 --> 00:18:05,945
I gotta say...
I'm a little disappointed.
414
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:09,276
For the first time,
I think I know how you feel.
415
00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:12,290
But it's gonna happen for you
another way.
416
00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:15,851
And when it does,
you're gonna be a great father.
417
00:18:15,722 --> 00:18:17,356
You know what?
418
00:18:17,317 --> 00:18:20,116
Someday, we both will be.
419
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:22,725
Hey, Jim.
420
00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:24,103
Hey, Steve.
421
00:18:24,073 --> 00:18:26,874
Man, I had the worst day.
422
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,649
I packed you
an overnight bag.
423
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:38,180
Socks, underwear,
some more blouses.
424
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:41,432
The custom silk shirts?
425
00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:42,919
Right.
426
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,847
Caitlin, this psychic stuff
has got to stop.
427
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,082
Admit it...
you're jealous.
428
00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:49,944
I'm not jealous.
429
00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:52,426
You walk out of a play,
run to my apartment,
430
00:18:52,347 --> 00:18:53,813
and ruin my date...
431
00:18:53,781 --> 00:18:56,181
All because of some
psychic prediction?
432
00:18:56,108 --> 00:18:59,808
It does sound crazy
when you put it like that.
433
00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:03,277
Come on, you enjoy
being part of a pretend couple.
434
00:19:03,151 --> 00:19:06,151
Well... Maybe I do enjoy
pretending like we're a couple.
435
00:19:06,052 --> 00:19:09,486
I mean, with you, I always have
someone to have dinner with,
436
00:19:09,368 --> 00:19:12,802
tell my problems to,
and it never has to lead to sex.
437
00:19:12,682 --> 00:19:14,650
It's every man's dream.
438
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,796
I really like
hanging out with you, too,
439
00:19:18,706 --> 00:19:20,940
and I don't
want it to stop...
440
00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:24,507
But us not dating is
getting in the way of us dating.
441
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,047
That didn't make sense.
442
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:27,739
No, I know what you mean.
443
00:19:27,695 --> 00:19:30,328
We need to give each other
space.
444
00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:31,978
I'm gonna go now.
445
00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:33,234
Where you going?
446
00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:35,276
I might grab a bite.
Alone?
447
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,518
Yeah.
448
00:19:36,493 --> 00:19:39,359
I'm actually... Pretty hungry.
449
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:40,433
Oh...
450
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,913
You probably have something
in the fridge.
451
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:46,572
See you tomorrow.
452
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,433
[DOOR CLOSES]
453
00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:54,038
I'm just messing with you.
454
00:20:01,673 --> 00:20:03,173
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
455
00:20:03,139 --> 00:20:04,973
Hey, it's Charlie.Leave a message.
456
00:20:04,924 --> 00:20:06,158
[BEEP]
457
00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:07,468
Charlie, it's Caitlin.
458
00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:09,175
I just wanted toapologize again
459
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,564
for being so weird aboutall of this psychic stuff.
460
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:14,189
You were right.It's a bunch of nonsense.
461
00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:17,304
Obviously Robin was wrong.You're not in any danger.
462
00:20:17,195 --> 00:20:19,828
I'll see you tomorrow.
463
00:21:15,593 --> 00:21:16,793
Sit, ubu, sit.Good dog.
464
00:21:16,794 --> 00:21:18,028
(BARKING)
465
00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:20,529
Moo.
466
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:25,129
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