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You're in a handicap spot.
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Yeah, I know, but it's Sunday.
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People are handicapped
on Sunday, too.
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Look, I... I hate to do this,
but, uh, I'm the mayor.
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Yeah, I picked up on that.
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Oh, and by the way,
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thanks for not approving
our pay raise.
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I knew that would come back
to bite me in the ass.
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So the mayor
got a parking ticket?
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He must have flipped.
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Actually, he gave the cop
a promotion.
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Officer carney
made the rare leap
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from parking enforcement
to bomb squad.
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Hey.
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How'd the weekend go with Mike?
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You guys talk?
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Yeah, and we decided
to just be friends.
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He's really busy
and after 6 months,
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the long-distance thing
was too much.
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6 months? Damn!
Carter won the breakup poll.
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I won?
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Yes!
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I mean... aww.
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I can't believe
you guys organized a poll
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on when my relationship
would fall apart.
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I wouldn't say it's organized.
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We just sort of
threw something together.
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You know what?
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This doesn't bother me.
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I'm in a really good place
right now,
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and I'm ready to focus on me.
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"Ready to focus on me."
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That's mine.
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Hey, what's this?
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Oh, I'm having a moving sale.
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See, since Claudia
entered the convent,
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I gotta move out.
Can I interest you in anything?
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Thanks, Paul,
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but I'm really not in the market
for a half-used deodorant stick.
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Hey...
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Paul...
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That's my suit!
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You specifically said,
"Paul, please take this."
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To the cleaners.
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Paul, this is an $800 suit!
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Which can be yours right now
for the low, low price of $150.
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I'll give you $125 for it.
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Done.
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You snooze, you lose.
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Sorry, man.
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How did
the press conference go?
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They heard
about the parking incident
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and accused me of being
insensitive to the handicapped.
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I love the handicapped.
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I wish more people
were handicapped.
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Well, what did you tell
the reporters?
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It would have been easy for me
to sidestep the issue...
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you know, throw out
a few hollow platitudes...
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but I couldn't think of any.
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So instead I promised to build
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a new wheelchair ramp
here at city hall.
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Oh, Caitlin...
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I heard about your breakup.
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Remember, it's always darkest
before the dawn.
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Thank you, sir.
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That's the kind of drivel
I could have used
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on the reporters.
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Sorry.
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Caitlin,
now that you're single,
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it's inevitable you'll slip up
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and have a few nights
of meaningless sex,
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and that's okay.
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You have needs
like anyone else.
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Thanks.
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What's this?
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My beeper number.
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Caitlin,
don't listen to Stuart.
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You shouldn't start dating again
until you're ready.
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Carter's right.
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You should wait...
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ideally, 6 or 7 weeks.
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And, if you could have
a male child out of wedlock,
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I would be in fat city.
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And if you could have twins,
I would own fat city.
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Sorry, guys,
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but for me
to get over a breakup,
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it takes me a minimum
of 6 months.
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The first 2 months,
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I sulk and eat nothing
but fried foods.
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Second 2 months,
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I watch Oprah and stuff my face
with chocolate.
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And the last 2 months I...
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diet?
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Guys...
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I gotta talk to Caitlin.
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All right, you heard him.
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Heel-toe, people.
No pouting.
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You too, Carter.
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What a gyp!
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You can't waste 6 months
feeling sorry for yourself.
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Waste?
I cherish this time.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go deep-fry
a chef salad.
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Caitlin...
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My grandmother once gave me
some great advice.
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She said, "Charlie, the only way
to mend a broken heart
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is to go score yourself
a piece of tail."
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My point is you can't sit around
and let life pass you by.
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You need to get back out there.
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What about that guy?
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He's kind of cute.
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He's better than cute.
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Look at those...Man features.
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Ask him out.
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I can't go out
with some random guy.
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You overthink everything.
Be more spontaneous.
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Hey, you...
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Would you be interested
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in going out
with this woman tonight?
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Sure.
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My name's Lloyd.
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Caitlin.
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Carmine's... 8:00?
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I'll be there.
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Fantastic.
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If I was a chick,
I would get so much action.
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Where the hell's my ramp?
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Sir, we just started.
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My reputation is at stake here.
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I'm in danger of being labeled
the anti-handicapped mayor.
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This ramp
must be finished aspca!
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Sir, we're taking
a coffee break.
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Well, I guess
it's like they say...
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you want something done right,
you have to do it yourself.
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Gentlemen, I am taking over
this project.
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Okay. You're the boss.
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All right.
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First things first.
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Who wants Starbucks?
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Somebody circled an apartment
for rent in our building.
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It's right across the hall
from us.
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Who would circle an apartment
for rent in our building?
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Paul!
Paul!
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Hey, guys, guess what?
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There's an apartment for rent
right across the hall from you!
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We're gonna be neighbors!
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And with you living so close,
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I can splice
right into your cable!
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Didn't you hear?
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It got snatched up
this morning.
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We're so disappointed.
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So, so disappointed.
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No, no, I just spoke to them.
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Who took it?
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A young black woman.
An old white man.
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It was a young old
black white man woman.
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I'm so excited to finally be out
with a nice woman.
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I love this restaurant.
I love this knife.
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I love non-dairy creamer.
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Lloyd,
you're a very optimistic guy.
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Oh, I love optimism.
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Some people say
that glass is half empty.
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I say it's a great day.
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Half full.
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You okay?
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I came out of a relationship
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and all this
is a little weird for me.
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Hey, weird can be good.
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I try to look for the positive
in everything.
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You don't say?
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Without rain, I'd never
appreciate a sunny day.
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Without sickness,
I'd never appreciate health.
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Without scalding soup
on my thighs,
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I'd never appreciate
unburned skin.
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Would you excuse me?
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Hi.
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I was in the neighborhood.
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I just wanted to check in.
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How's it goin'?
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This is the last time
I ever take advice
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from you
or your horny grandmother!
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She prefers promiscuous.
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At least you took a shot.
No big deal, right?
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After this,
he wants to go out for coffee.
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So?
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He doesn't even like coffee.
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He only drinks it
so he can appreciate tea.
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Here's how you lose the guy.
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When you leave the restaurant,
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you get to a corner and say,
"hey, we can make this light."
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Take a step forward,
give a head fake,
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then step back.
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Before he knows what hit him,
you're waving from a cab.
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By midnight, you'll be
with Sheila your backup date
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on the business end
of a shiatsu massage.
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That is the sickest thing
I have ever heard.
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I would never do that.
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Suit yourself.
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Let's go, Sheila.
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Paul's desperate for a place
to live, but a college dorm?
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Hey.
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What's your major?
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Mr. Carter, captain stubing,
come on in!
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Dudes, have a seat.
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Man, this place is wild.
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I'd offer you beer,
but the floor is on probation.
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Hey, stewpot, you want to finish
the last of the Mac and cheese?
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I'll pass, as much I'd love
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to stick a spoon you've licked
into my mouth.
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Paul, do you
really want to live in a dorm?
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Yeah.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but I look at you
and I think huge loser.
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This place is great.
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You audit one course,
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you get cheap housing,
free use of the gym,
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and a pep rally
every Friday night.
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Paul, don't forget,
you came here to learn.
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Subir!
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What's up, lassiter?
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Boys, this is my roommate,
subir.
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Hey, you make that food run?
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Yeah, I got everything.
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Outstanding!
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I got the receipt right here.
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It came to a grand total
of $110.
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We'll split that
right down the middle.
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55 big ones from each of you,
okay?
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Okay, great. Okay.
They're good for it.
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Wow!
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That tea's
gonna be good tomorrow.
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Speaking of tomorrow,
I've got a big day.
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I'm gonna head home.
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Are you kidding?
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The night is young!
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Hey, let's go
to the Brooklyn bridge
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and talk till the sun comes up!
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I'm not gonna take no
for an answer.
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Hey, I think
we can make this light.
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You know what I love
about crosswalks?
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Lloyd!
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Lloyd!
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I got your message.
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How's Lloyd?
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How do you think he is?
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The horse dragged him
down fifth Avenue!
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That's horrible.
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That time of night,
you gotta take Lexington.
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This is all your fault.
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How?
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Give me one example.
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You convinced me to date again!
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You asked the guy out!
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You gave me
your step-off move!
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I said one.
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Lloyd's gonna be okay.
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For someone who's been
through this kind of trauma,
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he's really managed
to put a positive spin on it.
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He's asked
to see his girlfriend.
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You can go in
whenever you want.
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Girlfriend?!
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We went on one lousy date!
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I gotta set this guy straight.
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00:11:12,161 --> 00:11:13,827
I'll be right behind you.
265
00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:20,187
You know, I didn't want to date
in the first place,
266
00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:22,906
but you said, "what's the worst
thing that could happen?"
267
00:11:22,784 --> 00:11:23,949
This is it.
268
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,950
Oh, come on.
It could be worse.
269
00:11:28,299 --> 00:11:30,165
Hi, Caitlin.
270
00:11:30,096 --> 00:11:31,862
Hi, honey.
271
00:11:31,797 --> 00:11:36,031
Told ya.
272
00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:40,388
Hey, Paul.
273
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,767
How's dorm life?
274
00:11:41,721 --> 00:11:43,322
Couldn't be better!
275
00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:49,071
I'll see you guys later.
276
00:11:50,389 --> 00:11:51,956
How's it going, Mr. mayor?
277
00:11:51,902 --> 00:11:53,335
Oh, a-ok.
278
00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:57,056
I'm so glad I decided to go
hands-on with this project.
279
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,849
I tell ya, there's nothing
like the pride a man feels
280
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,486
when he's built something
with his own two hands.
281
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,167
Okay, son,
282
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,301
I have a good feeling
about this one.
283
00:12:13,556 --> 00:12:19,356
I spy...Something that begins
with the letter "c."
284
00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:20,206
Ceiling.
285
00:12:20,175 --> 00:12:21,775
Nope.
286
00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:24,686
It's something
you'd like to drink.
287
00:12:24,556 --> 00:12:27,723
Cyanide.
288
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:28,816
No, a coke.
289
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,447
Ha! I win again.
290
00:12:30,387 --> 00:12:31,854
I need some water.
291
00:12:31,807 --> 00:12:33,606
Oh, there's water here.
292
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:37,440
Other water.
293
00:12:37,259 --> 00:12:39,126
Missed you this morning.
294
00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:42,621
Paul brought a pony keg
to the budget meeting.
295
00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:45,992
You had to drink
every time you said deficit.
296
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,798
I just played my 50th game
of I spy.
297
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,769
I have been here all night!
298
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,620
You smell a little gamy.
299
00:12:52,546 --> 00:12:55,579
You may want to get a nurse
to give you a sponge bath.
300
00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:57,079
Would you excuse me a minute?
301
00:12:59,102 --> 00:13:01,335
Go in there and tell him
you're my fianc�.
302
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,768
We've been on-again,
off-again,
303
00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:07,036
and we just can't
stay away from each other.
304
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:07,907
Gotcha.
305
00:13:07,886 --> 00:13:09,853
The sex was too good.
306
00:13:09,777 --> 00:13:13,044
Get in there!
307
00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:17,641
Hi, Lloyd, I'm Charlie.
308
00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:18,861
One second.
309
00:13:18,824 --> 00:13:23,224
I just need to finish
my stretching exercises.
310
00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:26,264
Oh, yeah!
311
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,297
I'm not a doctor,
312
00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,404
but maybe
you should stop doing that.
313
00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:31,947
We need to talk about Caitlin.
314
00:13:31,904 --> 00:13:33,504
She's an amazing woman.
315
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:36,815
When those horses hit me,
I thought I was a goner.
316
00:13:36,664 --> 00:13:40,096
But as I was being dragged
past rockefeller center,
317
00:13:39,941 --> 00:13:42,774
all I could picture
was her smiling face.
318
00:13:42,651 --> 00:13:45,419
I tell you, she's the only thing
keeping me going.
319
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,167
How do you guys
know each other?
320
00:13:47,096 --> 00:13:49,829
We're cousins.
321
00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:55,312
One of her parents has a sibling
who's my father... or mother.
322
00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:56,806
Hey.
Hey, Caitlin.
323
00:13:56,741 --> 00:13:59,541
Charlie's just giving me
the rundown on you guys.
324
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:02,154
Yup, we've had
our ups and downs,
325
00:14:02,036 --> 00:14:04,936
but I can't resist him,
sexy devil.
326
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:10,283
I thought you were cousins.
327
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,868
We're very close.
328
00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:13,407
Come here, cuz.
329
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:17,242
Well, I better get a move on...
330
00:14:17,134 --> 00:14:20,234
But I have a good feeling
about you two.
331
00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:23,331
I spy a cute couple.
332
00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:28,804
Here he is.
333
00:14:28,765 --> 00:14:32,431
Living in that dorm
is killing Paul.
334
00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:34,920
He's out cold.
335
00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:37,912
No sense letting that pudding
go to waste.
336
00:14:40,331 --> 00:14:41,632
What's goin' on?
337
00:14:41,593 --> 00:14:44,094
Paul,
you need a new place to live.
338
00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:45,121
No way.
339
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:47,658
Mcleary house rocks.
340
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,550
We know somebody
right here in city hall
341
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,872
who's looking for a roommate.
342
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:51,894
Who?
343
00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:53,201
Larry from the mailroom.
344
00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:54,627
You mean "kung fu" Larry?
345
00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:55,678
That guy's crazy.
346
00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:57,384
You want me to live with him?
347
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,821
We're just trying to help.
348
00:14:58,771 --> 00:15:01,270
Oh. All of a sudden
you're my friends, huh?
349
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,967
You weren't so friendly
when you were lying to me
350
00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:05,879
about that apartment
in your building.
351
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,199
I spoke to your landlord.
352
00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:09,488
He said that apartment
was never rented.
353
00:15:09,393 --> 00:15:10,893
Uh, I don't know what to say.
354
00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,176
I'll tell you this much.
355
00:15:12,135 --> 00:15:14,835
The guys in the dorm,
they may steal my food,
356
00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:16,853
put shaving cream
in my briefcase,
357
00:15:16,768 --> 00:15:19,501
and write "spank me"
on all my press releases,
358
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:21,117
but at least they include me.
359
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,367
Actually...
360
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,267
The "spank me" thing was mine.
361
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,499
Cousins!
362
00:15:34,452 --> 00:15:35,686
What the hell was that?!
363
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,483
I'm sorry.
I felt bad for the guy.
364
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,783
And did you have to let me
make out with you?
365
00:15:39,684 --> 00:15:41,918
Probably not.
366
00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:43,328
Now what do we do?
367
00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:46,744
My parents are out of town
for the weekend.
368
00:15:46,587 --> 00:15:48,921
Lloyd's on his way over
from the hospital.
369
00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:49,959
He's being released.
370
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,595
He's healing?
371
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:52,736
Damn it!
372
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,636
We ran the guy over
with a horse.
373
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,195
You'd think that would buy us
a couple of weeks.
374
00:15:58,407 --> 00:15:59,474
All right, that's it.
375
00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:00,847
You gotta break up with him.
376
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:02,703
I can't.
377
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,563
Why not?
378
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:06,023
I can't stand hurting people.
379
00:16:05,972 --> 00:16:08,304
I like to wait for guys
to break up with me.
380
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:10,809
There's only one flaw
in that plan.
381
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,199
You're insanely hot.
382
00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:14,388
Caitlin, look...
383
00:16:14,356 --> 00:16:16,623
I'm afraid
of getting into relationships,
384
00:16:16,531 --> 00:16:18,064
you're afraid of getting out.
385
00:16:18,012 --> 00:16:20,312
Neither one of us is gonna meet
the right person
386
00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:21,351
unless we get over it.
387
00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:22,455
You know what?
388
00:16:22,424 --> 00:16:23,658
You're right.
389
00:16:23,622 --> 00:16:26,123
Let's go out there
and meet him head-on.
390
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,892
Paul, can we talk?
391
00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:38,267
I don't think so.
392
00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:39,849
We brought a pizza.
393
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,525
What's on your mind?
394
00:16:44,205 --> 00:16:48,338
Paul...We just wanted to say
we're sorry.
395
00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:49,678
Right, Stuart?
396
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,459
Yeah, we're sorry.
Whatever.
397
00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:53,391
The apartment's
still available.
398
00:16:53,314 --> 00:16:55,713
We'd love to have you
for our neighbor.
399
00:16:57,221 --> 00:16:58,455
Stuart!
400
00:16:58,419 --> 00:17:02,753
Yeah, you'd be
a breath of fresh air.
401
00:17:02,549 --> 00:17:05,449
You give me one good reason why
you want me to be your neighbor.
402
00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:07,456
The thing is, uh...
403
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:08,670
because...
404
00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:12,332
Even though we pick on you,
you're our friend,
405
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,366
and we like having you around.
406
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,736
Go on.
407
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:21,966
And you make me laugh.
408
00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:24,516
You're a fun guy.
409
00:17:24,402 --> 00:17:26,302
And?
410
00:17:26,229 --> 00:17:27,862
And...
411
00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:29,772
If you make me
say one more word,
412
00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:31,763
I'm gonna beat you
with your hot plate.
413
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,516
All right, all right.
Stop groveling. I'll do it.
414
00:17:34,393 --> 00:17:35,360
Great!
415
00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:36,605
Hold on, hold on.
416
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,134
Give me a minute, okay?
417
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,813
This is
really like my transition...
418
00:17:40,696 --> 00:17:43,130
From my old life to my new one.
419
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:46,196
This little place
has really been special to me.
420
00:17:46,055 --> 00:17:49,255
Hey, guys,
let's shave lassiter's eyebrows.
421
00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:50,945
Okay, that's enough.
422
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,099
Guys...
Lloyd is on his way up.
423
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:01,580
Charlie, I don't think
I can go through with this.
424
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:02,968
You break up with him.
425
00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:05,085
My stuff doesn't work on guys,
only women.
426
00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:08,789
It's like how Spock couldn't use
the vulcan mind probe
427
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:10,020
on other vulcans.
428
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:13,679
Okay, that doesn't leave
this room.
429
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,338
I'm sorry,
but I just can't crush a guy
430
00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:16,940
the day he gets out
of the hospital.
431
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,114
Come on, Caitlin.
Doesn't it drive you nuts
432
00:18:19,024 --> 00:18:21,391
the way Lloyd is so positive
about everything?
433
00:18:21,294 --> 00:18:24,393
No, Charlie, I happen to be a
little more tolerant of people.
434
00:18:24,256 --> 00:18:25,523
Hey, guys.
435
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:27,185
Great day.
436
00:18:27,124 --> 00:18:29,592
The sun is shining.
The birds are singing.
437
00:18:29,489 --> 00:18:30,922
Oh, put a cork in it.
438
00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:33,216
What now?
439
00:18:33,176 --> 00:18:34,476
Go with it.
440
00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:36,670
It's a safe bet
he'll take it well.
441
00:18:36,579 --> 00:18:40,013
Lloyd, it's nothing personal,
but I can't see you anymore.
442
00:18:39,859 --> 00:18:43,159
Oh, God, no.
443
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:46,310
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me!
444
00:18:46,162 --> 00:18:48,295
This is why I don't gamble.
445
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:51,977
Um, look, Lloyd, I...
I'm sorry, but it's over.
446
00:18:51,804 --> 00:18:53,237
I don't want to hurt you,
447
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:57,724
but I'm just not ready to be
in a relationship right now,
448
00:18:57,509 --> 00:18:59,676
I mean, you know, with you.
449
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:02,356
Okay. Better to have loved
and lost, right?
450
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,075
At least I still have Charlie.
451
00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:08,949
Okay.
452
00:19:08,919 --> 00:19:10,718
Take care, guys.
453
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:13,019
The ramp is finished,
the press is off my back,
454
00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:14,755
you're looking
at the newest friend
455
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,020
of the physically challenged.
456
00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:18,491
Oh, sweet, a gimp.
457
00:19:18,437 --> 00:19:21,005
Care to give it a test drive,
son?
458
00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:22,230
Love to.
459
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,689
I can't believe I did that!
460
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,334
What a relief!
461
00:19:28,272 --> 00:19:32,305
And thanks to you, I might be
ready to start dating again.
462
00:19:32,118 --> 00:19:34,684
And thanks to you, I'm...
463
00:19:34,575 --> 00:19:36,942
I'm still the same guy.
464
00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:38,712
Come on.
I'll buy you a drink.
465
00:19:38,641 --> 00:19:41,274
Do you want to take
the elevator or the ramp?
466
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:43,597
Let's try the ramp.
467
00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:47,086
Ow, my leg!
468
00:19:46,995 --> 00:19:48,295
Caitlin!
469
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,521
Charlie!
470
00:19:49,484 --> 00:19:51,951
Elevator.
471
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:59,428
And then Stuart, if you'd give
it a little nudge at the top,
472
00:19:59,224 --> 00:20:02,658
I think we'll be able to...
to do it, I think.
473
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,568
Okay, okay, that's perfect.
That's good.
474
00:20:05,432 --> 00:20:08,133
That does it.
You're all moved in.
475
00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:10,017
We're officially neighbors.
476
00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:11,674
This is gonna be great!
477
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,244
Yeah, we are blessed.
478
00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:15,854
Ooh, I've got to set up
my cable.
479
00:21:23,987 --> 00:21:26,453
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
480
00:21:26,503 --> 00:21:31,053
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