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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:09,850 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:15,890 [HOOFBEATS CLOPPING] 3 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,640 ♪ Parle d'amore ♪ 4 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:25,220 ♪ And hold me tight ♪ 5 00:00:25,310 --> 00:00:28,850 ♪ Parle d'amore ♪ 6 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:33,640 ♪ Tonight ♪ 7 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,180 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:35,270 --> 00:00:39,599 ♪ I'll always love you ♪ 9 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:44,770 ♪ It's your slave I'll be ♪ 10 00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:50,220 ♪ Parle d'amore ♪ 11 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:55,220 - ♪ To me ♪ - _ 12 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:57,100 ♪ ♪ 13 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,850 [DOG BARKING] 14 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,520 [DOOR OPENS] 15 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,330 Hi. Can I help you? 16 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:08,390 Richard? 17 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:10,480 No, uh, my name is Sheila. 18 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,959 Sorry, Sheila. 19 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,579 Um, I'm looking for Richard Schwartz. 20 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:15,900 He lives here, right? 21 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,680 No, he hasn't been here for months. 22 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:19,850 You know, I have to forward his mail all the time. 23 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:20,920 - Oh. - Yeah. 24 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,730 It's pretty horrible, but I do it. 25 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,800 I'm a good person. 26 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:25,520 Oh, okay. Can I have that address? 27 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:27,880 No, I don't know you, honey. I... 28 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,780 Morally, I would feel really bad. 29 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,180 It's fine. Um... 30 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:35,000 I'm his daughter, so... 31 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,399 - Boston. - Really? 32 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,420 He lives in Boston, yeah. Boston. 33 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,520 He's in fucking Boston? I just came from Boston. 34 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:40,770 Yeah, he lives there. 35 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,320 - Fuck. Cock. - Okay. 36 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:43,900 - Fuck, ass. - Shit, fuck. 37 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,660 This is such a fucking disaster. 38 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,000 - Mm. - Cocksucking fuck. 39 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:49,260 Really, it's okay, honey. Look, you are a mess. 40 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,470 Y-you're all fucked up, clearly out of alignment. 41 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,560 You are so stressed. 42 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,880 Out of alignment? 43 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,280 Come inside, all right? I-I'll give you some tea 44 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,036 and I'll get you on the table. I'm a masseuse. 45 00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,600 Oh, it, like, really hurts. 46 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,866 - Yeah, you're... well... - I... like... 47 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:02,076 - [BONES CRACK] - Is that normal? 48 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:03,100 Well, don't do too much of that. 49 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,120 I'm gonna fix you up. 50 00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:05,620 You're gonna feel great before you get 51 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,220 on another plane here, okay? 52 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:08,360 Get you on the table. 53 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,810 Okay, but I really need that address. 54 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:12,780 Okay, come on in. 55 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,640 - [BRIDGE] Mm. - [SHEILA GRUNTS] 56 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:17,060 - Well, you are a disaster. - Mm. 57 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:19,770 This is so horrible! 58 00:02:19,850 --> 00:02:21,220 What'd you dream last night? 59 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,520 I actually dreamt about 60 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,140 this beautiful black stallion. 61 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,700 We were in the middle of this forest. 62 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:26,960 - A dark horse. - What? 63 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:27,979 Yeah. 64 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,700 L-look, over there. 65 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,019 A toy horse? 66 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,730 That's your shadow self. 67 00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:37,500 - What does it mean? - Your fucked-up shit, 68 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,730 stuff you wanna hide. 69 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,310 You gotta face it. 70 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:41,680 - [BRIDGE] What? - [SHEILA] Yeah. 71 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,036 Like, fucked-up shit is right in here. 72 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:44,350 - It's popping up! - Ow. 73 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,630 - Oh, boy. Yeah. - Ow. 74 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,350 Can you go a little deeper? 75 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:50,350 [WARM MUSIC] 76 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:55,220 ♪ ♪ 77 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:01,140 [MAN] Stop. 78 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:03,730 Stop. 79 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,220 I said stop. 80 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:08,560 Baby, enough. 81 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,680 - Stop. - Excuse me, sir. 82 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:11,940 - Stop! - Hey. 83 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:14,060 Uh, I was just wondering if there's maybe 84 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,270 a different way you could get her to stop. 85 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:18,220 Mind your business. 86 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,580 Oh, maybe I would, but I can't. 87 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:23,430 Who are you? 88 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,640 I'm a roaming child psychologist 89 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:27,940 out of Harvard. 90 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:30,520 May have heard of it. It's a college. 91 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,980 We are an outreach program, 92 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:33,950 and we roam around public spaces, 93 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,680 helping people 94 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,860 learn how to communicate better. 95 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:39,180 What is she, two? 96 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,900 - Are you two? - I'm two. 97 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:42,580 I understand having a two-year-old 98 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,430 is very frustrating, 99 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,680 but what you do now will have lifelong effects on her. 100 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:50,099 If you hit her now, it is very likely she will seek out 101 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,770 a man who hits her later. Am I right? 102 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,200 Are you gonna want a boyfriend who hits you? 103 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:57,860 Mind your business. 104 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,680 Let's go over there. Mwah. 105 00:04:00,770 --> 00:04:03,080 - [GIRL SQUEALING] - Wants a hitter. 106 00:04:03,470 --> 00:04:05,390 Bye. 107 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,300 [TUTU] It's not homemade, honey, 108 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:11,240 but it smells good. 109 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:14,600 It's Campbell's, you know, not the generic, so... 110 00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:17,020 Okay, the chunky with the ham. 111 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,019 [TUTU] I'm gonna let you have the ham, sweetie, 112 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:21,750 but you know what? No meat for the rest of the week. 113 00:04:21,810 --> 00:04:23,680 Yeah, well... yeah. 114 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:25,100 - Right. - And, Joe? 115 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,880 I read on TripAdvisor that there is 116 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,080 a tour guide named Tom 117 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,400 and he is the one to get, so we gotta make sure 118 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:35,620 we get Tom. 119 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:37,819 Uh, Coll, the... 120 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,680 remote, uh, batteries are dead. 121 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:40,780 That's okay, sweetie. 122 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,390 I'll go get you some at the store. 123 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:44,200 Larry, come on. You're coming with Tutu. 124 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,750 - No! - Come with me. Come on. 125 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:47,680 - I don't want to. - Yes, you are. 126 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,280 - No! - Hey, I said yes. 127 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,366 - [LARRY] I don't wanna go. - [TUTU] I'll get you a cookie. 128 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:54,156 - [LARRY] I wanna stay. - All right. Thank you. 129 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,606 - [TUTU] All right, honey. - [LARRY] Watch TV. 130 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,460 - Coll? - [TUTU] What? 131 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,620 I love you. 132 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:01,520 Okay, you rest up, Joe. Rest up. 133 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,390 Yeah. 134 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,520 [HACKING COUGH] 135 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,350 [GRUNTS] 136 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:19,390 [GASPING] 137 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,560 - ♪ I'm a hot mama ♪ - ♪ Hot mama ♪ 138 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:52,930 - ♪ I'm known by that name ♪ - ♪ Hot mama ♪ 139 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:56,270 - ♪ I'm just a hot mama ♪ - ♪ Hot mama ♪ 140 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:58,020 ♪ I'm known by that name ♪ 141 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:01,220 ♪ Hot mama, hot mama ♪ 142 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:05,220 ♪ Hands off, daddy, if you can't cool the queen ♪ 143 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:07,740 ♪ Hot mama, hot mama ♪ 144 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,390 ♪ I'm warning all you chicks ♪ 145 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,120 - ♪ Telling you what's right... ♪ - Shit. 146 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,980 Where the fuck is my wallet? 147 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:17,180 Can you just watch my space while I... 148 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,640 run and, uh, grab my wallet? 149 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:21,980 I just left it on the plane, I think. 150 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,780 - Don't worry about it. - Do you mind just holding my space? 151 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,740 Oh, shit. 152 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:28,120 Can you just tell the bus to wait? 153 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,430 ♪ He hung up... ♪ 154 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:31,180 Excu... sorry. 155 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:33,520 ♪ Hot mama, hot mama ♪ 156 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:36,470 - ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ - ♪ Hot mama, hot mama ♪ 157 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,260 - ♪ Hot mama ♪ - ♪ Hot mama ♪ 158 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,340 [MAN] Ooh! 159 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,180 ♪ Hot mama ♪ 160 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:44,019 Okay. Whoa, whoa! 161 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,770 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no. 162 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:47,536 I'm so sorry. You're not allowed to go through here. 163 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,786 I just need to go get my wallet. I left my wallet on the plane. 164 00:06:48,810 --> 00:06:49,899 No, that's against the law. I'm so sorry. 165 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,320 I can see the gate. Can I just go through? 166 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:52,599 No, I'm sorry. I can't let you. 167 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,616 - That's against the law. - Can you help me? 168 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,800 No, no, no, James. Stay at your post. 169 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:57,180 - I'm sorry, I can't. - Okay. Hey, girl-to-girl, 170 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,120 - can I just talk to you real quick? - Yeah, sure, totally. What's up? 171 00:06:59,130 --> 00:07:00,140 - So my wallet... - Uh-huh. 172 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,200 ... is on the plane. 173 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,560 - I'm sorry, I... - It has everything I own in it. 174 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,020 - Shoot. - I know. 175 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,000 - C-can I just go get it? - I'm sorry. 176 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,810 Okay, just girl-to-girl. Let's go. 177 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:10,160 You could go-go with me. 178 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,440 I'm-I'm really sorry. I can't. I can't let you do that. 179 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:14,890 It's, like, my ID... 180 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,246 I understand your situation with the ID. 181 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,576 My son's birth certificate is in there. 182 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,440 Oh, God, that's horrible. Um... 183 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:20,810 I have a $100 bill 184 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,700 that my mom gave me before she died. 185 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,420 - Oh, God. - Can I please just go get it? 186 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,020 - I'm so sorry, but... - You could... 187 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,780 ... because of terrorist stuff, there is a policy 188 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,116 that if anyone comes running through here, 189 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:31,770 I-I-I do have to shoot. 190 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:33,850 This gun. Sorry. 191 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,200 - That is so extreme. - I know. 192 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:39,100 I hate it. I hate it. I hate this moment. 193 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,570 Please go to... please go to baggage claim. 194 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,580 There's an office down there. 195 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:42,616 They're gonna help you down there. 196 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:43,780 - Just right down there. - Ugh! 197 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,860 Oh, my God. 198 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,350 Mondays. 199 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:48,430 [BRIDGE] Please? 200 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:51,000 Please? 201 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,656 Please, please, please, please, please, 202 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,996 please, please, please, please, please, 203 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:55,020 please, please, pl... 204 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:57,240 Okay, I'll go. 205 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:58,980 Okay, I can go with you. 206 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,600 - I can show you exactly... - No, no, no. 207 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,770 You wait. I'll... 208 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:05,680 Thank you! 209 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,730 Move... a little faster. 210 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,730 Oh, jeez. 211 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,920 Oh, look, it's my best friend. 212 00:08:19,350 --> 00:08:22,500 [BABBLES] 213 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:29,730 Daddy, I want M&M's. 214 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,180 When we're done here, okay, baby? 215 00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:36,730 I can give her some. 216 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,640 Please, please, please. 217 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:41,900 Sure. 218 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:43,810 What do you say? 219 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:44,890 Thank you. 220 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:46,560 You're welcome. 221 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:52,260 I'm sorry for butting into your business. 222 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,180 I, um... 223 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:57,320 I'm not really a roaming child psychologist. 224 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:59,180 No shit. 225 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,540 Hey, I could've been. 226 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,060 I just wanted her hair to look good for her mom. 227 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:07,520 They lose your bag too? 228 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:08,550 No. 229 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,680 I lost my wallet. 230 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:12,060 I left it on the plane 'cause I'm an idiot. 231 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,650 I had my dad's address in there. 232 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,520 I'm trying to track him down. 233 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,180 It's a long story. 234 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,730 Yeah, I got one of those long-story dads too. 235 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:20,850 [WOMAN] Rodriguez, 236 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,140 Victor. 237 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:23,930 That's me. 238 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,430 Come on, baby. 239 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:27,770 Bye. 240 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:31,240 [WOMAN] You have an ID? 241 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,390 Uh, yes, ma'am. 242 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,840 And hey. 243 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,980 If you gotta look for him, he's not worth finding. 244 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:40,140 Hmm. 245 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,220 Hey. 246 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:44,060 Hey, you want this? 247 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,520 Thank you. 248 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,730 Welcome. 249 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:51,700 Forgive me for my sins. 250 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:54,060 Thank you for my life. 251 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,640 Forgive me for my sins. 252 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:02,520 [LARRY] I wanna watch TV! 253 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,856 - [TUTU] And that's enough. - [LARRY] Right now. 254 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,560 No, you have to listen when Tutu tells you. 255 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,900 - Joe, wake up! - Put me down! 256 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:11,020 Joe, wake up. The baby was acting out. 257 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,320 - I can't do it with him. - [JOE] What? No. 258 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:13,959 - What? No. - [TUTU] I'm just gonna leave him here 259 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,240 - and run, get the batteries. - No, no, no, you can't. 260 00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:17,500 I'll give him my phone. 261 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,406 That's all he wants anyway. I'll be back in a minute. 262 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:20,979 - Colleen, no, I can't... - I'll be right back! 263 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:23,150 - I'm getting the batteries. - I... you don't get... 264 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,270 Colleen. 265 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:27,270 Well, um... 266 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,620 Hey, you wanna watch TV? 267 00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:44,850 'Cause, uh, the batteries are okay. 268 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,810 There was nothing wrong with the batteries. 269 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:48,730 So put your phone down, 270 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:51,350 and-and you can watch TV. 271 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:54,060 [CHARACTERS LAUGHING ON TV] 272 00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:55,470 Oh, boy. 273 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,580 Okay, listen here, Larry. 274 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,180 Don't get off the couch. 275 00:10:59,270 --> 00:11:01,100 You stay right here and watch the T... 276 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,050 I'll tell... You-you-you stay here. 277 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,310 Don't go anywhere. 278 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,560 Stay here on the couch. 279 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,390 Don't go up... don't go upstairs. 280 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,180 Don't go in the kitchen. 281 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,640 There's nothing in the kitchen 282 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,600 worth going in there for, 283 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,100 and stay on the couch. 284 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,240 You watch-watch that TV. 285 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,750 Don't go up... don't go upstairs. 286 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,826 There are monsters up there. 287 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:23,060 There's hairy, hairy monsters. 288 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,320 I don't like monsters. 289 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:28,270 They won't bother you as long as you stay... 290 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:29,560 stay on the couch 291 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:31,660 and watch the tel... 292 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,890 television. That's what's you do. 293 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,020 Watch the couch and stay on the television. 294 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,850 [MUTTERING] 295 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:40,220 [CHEERING ON TV] 296 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,060 [TV CHARACTER] Okay, I'm it. 297 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,840 If I tag you, freeze where you are 298 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,350 until another pup unfreezes you. 299 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:49,380 [LARRY] Night-night, Joe. 300 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,680 Go! 301 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,390 [LAUGHTER ON TV] 302 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:53,850 [TV CHARACTER] Frozen! 303 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,730 [TUTU HUMMING] 304 00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:59,580 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 305 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:03,470 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 306 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,700 Shit. 307 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,520 ♪ ♪ 308 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,770 $11? What, are they kidding me? 309 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:15,390 ♪ ♪ 310 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,890 Ah... 311 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,700 here we go. 312 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,770 You hiding the good batteries? 313 00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,520 Obviously, some health food snacks for me today. 314 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,880 - [CASHIER CHUCKLES] - [TUTU LAUGHS] 315 00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:29,440 Did you find it? 316 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,640 Sorry. No luck. 317 00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,810 Oh, shoot. 318 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:37,100 [UPBEAT SWING MUSIC] 319 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:38,980 [GRUMBLES] 320 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,470 ♪ ♪ 321 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,420 Is this the Kia? 322 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:46,350 - Lyft? Okay. - Yeah. 323 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,850 ♪ ♪ 324 00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:50,980 [LINE RINGS] 325 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,390 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 326 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:56,200 - [TV CHARACTER] Cool, Mayor... - Yes, Mama? 327 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,470 [BRIDGE] Larry? 328 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,890 [LARRY] Hi, Mama. 329 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,560 Hi. 330 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,479 Why do you have Tutu's phone? 331 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,420 Went to the store. 332 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,980 I didn't want to go. 333 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,810 Oh, okay. 334 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:09,430 She's at the store? 335 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,600 Who are you with right now? 336 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,140 Are you with Joe? 337 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,480 But Joe is in the soup. 338 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,350 [BRIDGE] Joe's eating soup? 339 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,560 That's nice. I love soup. 340 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,880 What have you been doing? 341 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,280 I'm watching PAW Patrol. 342 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,440 [BRIDGE] Oh, you're watching PAW Patrol. 343 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,480 Yes, Mama. 344 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,996 [BRIDGE] Who's your favorite character? 345 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,280 Skye. 346 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,060 I don't know. I mean, I like PAW Patrol. 347 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:30,980 I just feel like Mayor Humdinger always picks 348 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,310 the same first responders, you know? 349 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,140 I mean, I get why Marshall needs to be there. 350 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,390 He's a medic. But they're all dude dogs. 351 00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:38,770 Like, where the bitches at? 352 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:40,420 I'm about to see you! 353 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,100 And hi. 354 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,500 [SIGHS] I missed you! 355 00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:46,100 Hi. Give me kisses. 356 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,680 [SMOOCHING] 357 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,270 [TV CHARACTERS] So cool! 358 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,420 Joe? 359 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,770 [WOMAN ON TV] So pretty! 360 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:53,860 I must take a picture. 361 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,379 Hey, Joe. 362 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:56,810 [TV CHARACTERS] Cheese! 363 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:59,620 Uh, okay. 364 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:01,930 Hey, Joe! 365 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,150 Fuck. Uh, hi, hi. 366 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:06,220 Hi, hi, hi. 367 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,020 Okay. 368 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,880 Did Joe put these chairs down? 369 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,930 - Yes. - Hmm. 370 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:15,390 [WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 371 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:17,060 Fuck. 372 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:20,160 Hey, how long has Joe been asleep for? 373 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,260 - A lot. - Where's Tutu? 374 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:25,560 Well, um, Tutu's at the store. 375 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,980 [SIGHS] 376 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:30,300 Fuck. 377 00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:32,060 Okay, okay. And you're okay? 378 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,440 - Uh-huh. - You're not scared? 379 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:35,430 - No. - You promise? 380 00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,850 Okay. 381 00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:40,800 Should we say, "Night-night, Joe?" 382 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:42,560 Night-night, Joe. 383 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:44,740 Sweet dreams, Joe. 384 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,300 [SIGHS] Oh, God. 385 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,310 [WARM GUITAR AND VOCAL MUSIC] 386 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,520 ♪ ♪ 387 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,270 Mom, it's okay. 388 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:56,680 ♪ ♪ 389 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,440 This is the worst, you know? 390 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:01,220 He didn't even leave a note. 391 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:03,310 Oh, God. His last meal, you know, 392 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,640 was ham and noodle stars from a can. 393 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:08,800 I should've done so much better by him. 394 00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:10,620 Ma, it's not your fault. 395 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,960 And what the hell are we gonna do with his shower chair? 396 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,840 - I'll take it. - You will? 397 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,440 Yeah, I hate standing in the shower. 398 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,620 Where the hell we gonna bury him too? 399 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,890 You know, Father O'Malley will never take him in 400 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,399 because it's a sin, what Joe did. 401 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,000 We can just lie to Father O'Malley. 402 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,826 That's horrible advice to give your mother 403 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,600 on a day of such sadness. 404 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:29,900 There's so many things, I can't even figure it out. 405 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,760 What's gonna happen? Who's gonna show up? 406 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,310 Who's not gonna show? You think 407 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,350 that horrible son of his is gonna show up? 408 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,990 Well, if he gets up there and he starts speaking 409 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,560 and he starts bad-mouthing my Joe, 410 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,400 I'm just not gonna stand for it, 411 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,156 and you're gonna get up there, too, Bridgette. 412 00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:43,356 No, Ma, you don't want me to talk. 413 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,520 - Yes, I do. - No, you don't. 414 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,140 You should say something, probably. 415 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,680 I'm not gonna say anything, Bridgette. 416 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,640 I can't say anything. Look at the condition I'm in. 417 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,660 [PARAMEDIC] Excuse me. We're gonna 418 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,690 be bringing him out now. 419 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,040 - Ugh. - Do you want to stay here 420 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:55,350 or have a final moment inside? 421 00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:57,140 - Uh, I'll be in in a minute. - Okay. 422 00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,810 Oh, this is bad. 423 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,170 Maybe you shouldn't go in there. 424 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,520 No, this is bad, Bridgette. 425 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,080 I can feel it sucking me down. 426 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,560 It's sucking me down. It's sucking me down. 427 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,310 And he should've known this! 428 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,900 He should've known this would do it, 429 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,220 to you and to the... [WHISPERING] to the baby. 430 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,040 You didn't have to leave Larry. 431 00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:18,350 I tried to take him with me. He wouldn't come. 432 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:20,060 You're the grown-up. 433 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,280 You shut your mouth, Bridgette, okay? 434 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,180 I don't need parenting tips from you right now, thank you. 435 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,470 You do have a history of leaving kids 436 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,836 - with the wrong men. - [TUTU] What'd you say? 437 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,330 I said you have a history of leaving kids 438 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,420 with the wrong men. 439 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,100 You are quite something, Bridgette. 440 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,940 He just saw someone die. 441 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:41,180 It's not my fault! 442 00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:43,040 I'm not the one who did it! 443 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:47,100 I was watching him, like I do for you always! 444 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,780 [SIGHS] Fuck. 445 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,539 - [WARM VOCAL MUSIC] - [BELLS TOLLING] 446 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:57,500 ♪ ♪ 447 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,430 Oh, Joe. 448 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,850 ♪ Baa, baa, black sheep ♪ 449 00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:04,390 ♪ Have you any wool ♪ 450 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:07,340 ♪ Yes, sir, yes, sir ♪ 451 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,980 ♪ Three bags full ♪ 452 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:13,160 - ♪ One for my... ♪ - ♪ One for the little boy ♪ 453 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,530 - One for my what, honey? - You gotta follow his words. 454 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,540 I don't get why she wanted to do this here. 455 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,020 - I planned it. - No, I thought Rafi organized it. 456 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,820 Well, I organized it through Rafi. 457 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,770 [SIGHS] Just nobody knows us here. 458 00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,320 Oh, they know me here. 459 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,980 How do they know you here? 460 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,889 Eh, a little problem with a nun. 461 00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:31,940 - ♪ Baa, baa, black sheep ♪ - It gets dark with you so fast. 462 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,560 - Bridge. - [BRIDGE] What? 463 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,800 What are you gonna say up there? 464 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,196 [SIGHS] I'm not gonna talk. It's too much pressure. 465 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,810 Well, then, is Zaggy gonna speak? 466 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,470 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna speak. 467 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,060 No, you shouldn't speak either. 468 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,579 Yeah, what are you gonna... what are you gonna... 469 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,000 I'm gonna say something from the heart. 470 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,280 See, there you go. You say something. 471 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,660 You wanna go see Dada? Here. I'll be back. 472 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,770 Of all people, you shouldn't speak from the heart. 473 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:52,810 He wants to sit with you. 474 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:56,310 I'm sorry you didn't find your dad. 475 00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:58,700 Um, it's okay. I'll find him soon. 476 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,980 - I got his address. - Dear God, 477 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,740 take care of Joe... 478 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,920 - Cut that shit out. - What? 479 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,220 We don't pray. 480 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,100 We're in a church. 481 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,740 Okay, fine. 482 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,470 Maybe it's okay, just for today. 483 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,850 Bye. 484 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,350 See you soon. Mwah. 485 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,860 - Mama. - Okay. 486 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:20,250 Ah, thank you so much for coming. 487 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,730 Of course. You know I love me some Joe. 488 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,680 - I know. - He was my favorite one 489 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,310 of your family members, honestly. 490 00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:28,220 Me too, kind of, 491 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,600 and he wasn't even related. 492 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,350 - That's why. - Mm. 493 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:32,800 That's exactly why. 494 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,840 [SIGHS] There's, like, nobody here. 495 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,730 I know, but there's some... 496 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,680 cuties up in here. How you doing? 497 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:41,390 - What are you wearing? - You like it? 498 00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:44,200 My mom let me borrow it. I didn't have anything black. 499 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,850 I'm not mad at it at all. 500 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:46,980 - Right? - Yeah. 501 00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:49,100 My belly's free, and so are my farts. 502 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:52,310 [LAUGHING] 503 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,380 [LAUGHS] 504 00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,980 What is wrong with you? 505 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,310 I'm high as fuck. I popped a weed gummy. 506 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,640 - [LAUGHS] - Oh. 507 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:05,730 I didn't. 508 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:08,440 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - Oh, shit. 509 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:12,680 Oh, man, my dad's such an asshole. 510 00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,810 - Why? - He treats me like a teenager. 511 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:16,480 "My kitchen ain't a rec room." 512 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,580 You do live in his house and get high all day, 513 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,120 and your favorite book is Harry Potter. 514 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,250 [GASPS] That's who you look like. 515 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:25,100 - What? - A Dementor! 516 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,020 Okay, I gotta pee. 517 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,500 [SIGHING] 518 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,810 You wanna come with me? 519 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,900 I don't. I wanna sit here. I wanna be high... 520 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,520 and enjoy this funeral. 521 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,700 Okay? 522 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,520 I'll be back. 523 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,140 [LAUGHS] 524 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,470 Don't she look like a Dementor? 525 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,220 [LAUGHS] 526 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,520 Baby, baby, she look like a... [LAUGHS] 527 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,930 Ally? 528 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,930 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 529 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,460 Are you okay? 530 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,360 Yeah. 531 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,470 I didn't know you knew Joe. 532 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,950 Um, I-I didn't know Joe, 533 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,210 but, you know, your mother and I 534 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:07,890 - have gotten to be very close. - Really? 535 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,470 - Mm-hmm. - Wow. 536 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,500 Also, Mr. Daddy is fucking prostitutes, 537 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,080 so there's that. 538 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,470 They're not prostitutes, Mom. 539 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,640 Well, either way, that sounds terrible. 540 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:23,310 I'm so sorry. Um, I have to pee, 541 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,520 but I'd love to hear about it later. 542 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,470 Okay, yeah. Okay. 543 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,140 [CRYING] 544 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:34,020 Oh, I-I really have to pee. 545 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,640 Okay. 546 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:40,180 - Okay. - [CRYING SOFTLY] 547 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:41,980 Okay. I just... 548 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,390 Hey, Colleen. 549 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:44,890 How are you doing? 550 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:47,440 [CRYING] Oh, my heart's broke in two. 551 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,769 I never should've left him alone 552 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:53,810 to get the batteries. 553 00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,460 Everyone deserves a proper burial. 554 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:03,140 Thank you for doing this. 555 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,220 Thank you. 556 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,779 Do you need a few more minutes 557 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:08,790 before we get started? 558 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,540 - No, let's get started. Thank you. - Okay. 559 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:16,350 Jack, don't look. 560 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,000 Joe's son came. 561 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,320 - Do you want a mint? - No. 562 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,300 - You want a lozenge? - No, thank you. 563 00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:26,020 - Okay. - What are you, a drugstore? 564 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,020 [JOYCE HARRIS' "DREAMER" PLAYING] 565 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:34,180 ♪ ♪ 566 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,810 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 567 00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:45,020 ♪ Dreaming ♪ 568 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,200 ♪ All the time, dreaming ♪ 569 00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:51,930 ♪ Of that day ♪ 570 00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:55,100 ♪ When I will prove ♪ 571 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:58,699 ♪ Yes, these dreams ♪ 572 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:02,060 ♪ That I have dreamed of ♪ 573 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:05,099 ♪ Are foolish ♪ 574 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,980 ♪ And all but true ♪ 575 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,520 ♪ And all but true ♪ 576 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,350 ♪ And all but true ♪ 577 00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:20,140 ♪ ♪ 578 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:22,730 Mrs. Wheaton? 579 00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:24,310 Mrs. Wheaton, hi. 580 00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:26,000 Hi, it's Bridgette. Hi, um, 581 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,080 I was friends with Jennifer at Perry Elementary? 582 00:22:28,730 --> 00:22:30,360 - Hi. - Bridgette? 583 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:32,680 Hi. Hi, Mrs. Wheaton. Hi. 584 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,890 - Oh, honey, honey. - Oh, hi. 585 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,940 - Please. Lillian. - Oh, hi. 586 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,580 Are you... are you looking for Jennifer, sweetie? 587 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,840 - Because you know she... - No, I know. I know. 588 00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:46,500 It feels like yesterday. 589 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,370 It does. It does. 590 00:22:49,390 --> 00:22:51,400 Did you know that she was conscious 591 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:52,810 for a full minute 592 00:22:52,890 --> 00:22:54,680 before she passed? 593 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:56,520 What? 594 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,200 Jesus Christ. 595 00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,810 Mm-hmm. 596 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,880 I'm at my stepdad's funeral down the street, 597 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,180 and all the bathroom doors were locked, 598 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,480 - and I have to pee so bad. - Oh, here, honey. 599 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,576 - Come in. Come in. - Okay, thank you. 600 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,196 Because they have such a big problem with the homeless. 601 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,800 We have two bathrooms. 602 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,580 We've got one at the top of the stairs, 603 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,880 and there's another one at the end of the hall. 604 00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:18,810 You just take your pick. 605 00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:20,560 Oh. Okay. 606 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,036 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you mind, 607 00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:23,380 uh, removing your shoes? 608 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,810 Because I just picked up. 609 00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:26,350 Sure. 610 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,060 Okay, I'm just gonna go to the one down the hall. 611 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,580 Okay, but-but you have to go down this hall, 612 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,520 and then you have to go to the kitchen, 613 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,220 and then you're gonna have to go 614 00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:38,640 down the other hall, 615 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,180 and then you'll find the bathroom. 616 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,620 It's right there on the right. 617 00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:44,240 Keep going. There you go. That's it. 618 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:49,760 Oh, my... 619 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,680 [SIGHS] 620 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,680 [URINE SPLASHING] 621 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,390 Ugh, coaster, Lillian. Coaster. 622 00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:19,020 Thank you so much. 623 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,380 Such a relief, Mrs. Wheaton. 624 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,810 I feel so much better! 625 00:24:21,890 --> 00:24:24,430 Oh, honey, it must be the stress. 626 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,400 You've had such a year. 627 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,700 What are you talking about? 628 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:31,100 Well, first your father 629 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,220 and now your stepfather? 630 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:36,380 I mean, you gotta be careful, because death comes in threes. 631 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,640 My father? He's-he's not dead. 632 00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,600 I'm just about to find him. 633 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,730 I'm sorry, honey, but... 634 00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:45,730 I can show it to you. 635 00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:47,480 - I really... - Come with me. 636 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,640 [SIGHS] 637 00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:51,020 I saw it in the obits. 638 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,150 You know, you could show it to me another time. 639 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:54,930 I'll come back and visit you. 640 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,520 You must be very lonely. 641 00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:59,580 I mean, I do think about Jen all the time. 642 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,930 Oh, it's best not to get stuck in the past, honey. 643 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,140 Right. 644 00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:07,680 I think it was February. 645 00:25:07,770 --> 00:25:10,560 It was February, if I remember correctly. 646 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,460 Just hang on a second. I'm gonna find this for you. 647 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,880 Okay, okay, I have one more minute. 648 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,320 I have a great system. 649 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,520 This is really very organized, 650 00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:19,000 and, uh... 651 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,730 Uh, wait. Uh... 652 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,640 Yes, here it is. Here it is. 653 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:26,100 "Richard Schwartz of South Boston 654 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:28,310 died peacefully 655 00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:30,040 Sunday, November 5th... " 656 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,100 - What? - "... 2017, 657 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:34,520 of pancreatic cancer 658 00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:37,810 at Mass General at the age of 67." 659 00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:44,270 "He's survived by one daughter." 660 00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:53,810 I didn't know. 661 00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:10,640 [ZAGGY] Joe. 662 00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:13,560 God, you handsome son of a bitch. 663 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:14,826 Looked like a young Robin Williams. 664 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,560 You know, we grew up together, Joe and I. 665 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,980 Joe used to love to go 666 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,200 to the South Shore Music Circus, 667 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,930 spending afternoons banging chinks. 668 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,810 Chinks! I guess you call them 669 00:26:24,890 --> 00:26:28,240 "Asians" now, but back then, they were chinks. 670 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:29,680 And I tell you, boy, 671 00:26:29,770 --> 00:26:32,470 if they had this #MeToo thing, 672 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,140 "don't touch me, keep your fingers to yourself" shit... 673 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,770 if they had that back then, 674 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,180 we'd be doing time! 675 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,620 I'll see you on the other side, pal. 676 00:26:43,630 --> 00:26:45,326 [FATHER EDDIE] Thank you, Zaggy, for that... 677 00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:46,780 colorful remembrance, 678 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,390 and I just want to apologize to any of our members 679 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,140 from the Asian, LGBTQ, Jewish, 680 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,000 Polish, and Eskimo communities. 681 00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:58,420 Now, is there anyone else who would like to pay 682 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,700 their final respects? 683 00:27:14,810 --> 00:27:16,810 "Survived by one daughter." 684 00:27:18,310 --> 00:27:20,900 Why does he get credit for that? 685 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,890 Ma, I walked in on Joe 686 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,060 just as he went into cardiac arrest. 687 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:35,640 He said, "Be sure to tell Colleen 688 00:27:35,730 --> 00:27:38,770 I stuck around this long just for her." 689 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:43,020 It was you. 690 00:27:47,770 --> 00:27:49,770 [SOBS] 691 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,680 You kept Joe alive all these years. 692 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:55,100 You kept me alive all these years. 693 00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:59,430 He loved you, Ma. 694 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,420 I love you. 695 00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:05,100 I love you. 696 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,180 [SNIFFLES] 697 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:12,390 [BELLS TOLLING] 698 00:28:14,770 --> 00:28:16,310 It was a beautiful service. 699 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,270 Thanks for what you said, Bridgette. 700 00:28:20,810 --> 00:28:22,810 My dad died. 701 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,140 You okay? 702 00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:34,810 I think so. 703 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:35,980 I don't know. 704 00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:38,310 Well, let's go piss on his grave. 705 00:28:38,390 --> 00:28:39,470 Think that'll help? 706 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,860 Oh, I know it. 707 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,640 ♪ Sometime ♪ 708 00:28:42,730 --> 00:28:44,270 ♪ ♪ 709 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,220 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 710 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:49,060 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 711 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,730 ♪ We're gonna meet again, I know ♪ 712 00:28:52,810 --> 00:28:55,850 ♪ ♪ 713 00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:00,470 ♪ But I won't love you anymore ♪ 714 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:01,980 ♪ ♪ 715 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,350 ♪ I hope ♪ 716 00:29:03,430 --> 00:29:05,310 ♪ ♪ 717 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:06,850 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 48100

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