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Let me start at the beginning.

I first met the Turtles

in a battle that raged on for hours.

Since that first battle, I knew...

That's not me, I'm over there.

Prepare to taste the awesome wrath of my incredible...

I knew after this first fantastical battle,

we would meet again.

And again.

For I am Warren Stone, former number one news anchor,

and the greatest foe of

the Teenage Mutant Loser Turtles.

Ha-ha! Uh... mm?

Ooh, I'm late.

I am Carly Balmaceda

filling in for the completely forgotten Warren Stone.

The search for missing hypnotist, Mezmer-Ron,

and his hippopotamus, Doug, continues.

In unrelated news, a monster hippo in a magician's tuxedo

is terrorizing local magicians,

and stealing their trick animals.

And with no animals,

there's no magic.

News flash, those wannabe hero Turtles

will be hot on that mutant hippo's trail,

which will make setting a trap for them so easy.

Hmm?

With their destruction

coming at my hands,

I won't be reporting the news,

I'll be the news.

Ah!

You sure that evil mutant hippo is around here?

It's a million degrees in this thing.

Um, I'd be happy to wear it, if you need a break.

No, no. No, no, no, no. I'm the leader.

The leader wears the suit.

Well, I mean, he's got a point.

Raph is the most hippo-like.

I'm gonna attract him,

I need a little more of that female hippo scent.

- Jazzy fresh. - Help!

Guys, that must be him.

A hippo magician is trying to saw my magic worm in half.

Does anyone else find this whole thing a little...

- Odd? Just... - Magic worm?

Totally legit.

Don't worry, Raph will save you.

Ouf. Oh.

Uh... 'ey, 'ey.

Raph stuck.

Not again.

Stepped right into my goop trap.

- Your what now? - Goop trap.

Talking magic worm?

That was all a ruse.

For I am Warren Stone, your greatest foe, and...

I'm sorry, Warren who?

Stop it. Stone. I'm your great...

- I'm your greatest fo... - Ah, don't tell me.

What are you? Uh, Worm-Man?

No, no, no, I'm Wa...

Can someone help me get unstuck?

Fine.

Um, greatest nemesis, here.

Stop.

Ah, get it off from me. It's gross.

Classic mistake.

I may be small, but I'm also very... ah!

Huh?

Oh, what did you do?

He was on my head. I panicked.

- Is he gonna be okay? - Is he gonna be okay?

- He's in two pieces. - You fools.

You've unleashed

my ultimate power. Now I can...

- You can clone yourself? - No, I regenerate.

It's an amazing power, but it's incredibly painful.

Fascinating. How long does the regeneration process take?

Several... days.

And you grow back with double the strength.

- No. - But for times the size.

If I don't grow back twice as strong,

why would I grow back four times as big?

- Ow. - I don't understand you.

Can we go get some pizza now? I'm hungry.

Are you sure he's gonna be okay, guys?

I'm fine, you swamp-stinking,

county-fair-prize losers. Ouf.

You heard his scream. He's fine.

Ugh, I had my fists set on bustin' up a magic hippo.

What a waste.

They wanna fight a magic hippo?

I'll give them a magic... worm.

Uh, an anonymous source told me this is where you get some...

enhancements.

Huh?

Mutant enhancements. Mystical mu...

You're just supposed to say the password.

Wink.

Okay... Wink?

Yep. You did it again, Clem.

"Wink" is the password.

Huh? Oh. Ooh.

Give me the blue.

Now, give me your phone.

Uh, yes, I'd like to report a rampaging hippo

outside the Burgundy Center.

You want my name?

Uh, Current Occupant.

Now, you're sure the hippo is in there?

Uh, yes, I picked it up on my scanner.

A current occupant called it in.

Now, explain it to me again, why can't I wear the suit?

Oh, we've been over this.

You ruined that woman's 95th birthday.

She's fine.

I'll do you in the suit proud.

Treat her with respect. And be careful.

Uh, what is he doing?

Some mating dance he saw on Nature Planet.

- Hippo, I'm right here. - Hippo-Man.

Your biggest fan is here. She loves magician's animals.

Bunnies, doves, tigers and was hoping you brought some.

- I hope he likes me. - He will.

Of course he'll like you. You're adorable.

Ah, ah, ooh, ah, ah, uh.

Breaking news.

You may have beaten me before,

but I'm a little tougher this time.

You see, I've enhanced myself.

I've really grown into my role as your greatest nemesis.

I'm really pumped for our little tête-à-tête.

- Jumpin' Jack Flash! - Okay.

You're not a hippo, are you?

No, I'm not a hippo.

- Do I look like a hippo to... - Maybe a baby hippo?

I am not a hippo, and please stop interrupting me.

- I called in the hippo sighting. - Guys.

- He's Current Occupant. - Yes, he gets it.

I am Current Occupant.

And we're here to save you from the hippo magician.

- Where is he? - No, you green idiot.

It was a ruse. There is no hippo.

I'm Warren Stone, your greatest nemesis.

Prepare to meet your...

Ta-da! Hypno-Potamus has arrived.

Finally.

It's the thing we actually care about.

You're up, Mikey.

Hello, future Mrs. Hypno-Potamus.

You tease.

Oh my.

Ugh.

See? My hippo is more hippo-ey.

Pulled the ol' false-Jenny on me.

Ugh. I gotta say, this has been the worst mating season.

Ah, feel the power.

That is one well-dressed evil mutant hippo.

Fellas, let's smash this guy.

No, smash this guy. This one right here.

Me.

Oh, come on.

Sleight of hand.

Mm? Phew.

Mezmer-roo!

- Oh! - Whoa.

Now, which one should I take care of first, hmm?

Big Red? Baby Blue?

No. I think I'll start with you,

you lovely trickster.

Some nemesis.

He doesn't even know their names.

Uh? Huh? Uh.

This could get messy.

Like me gumboots in a downy drencher.

Breaking news.

If anyone's gonna end these guys,

it's gonna be me.

Sorry, who... who... who are you?

I'm Warren... Oh.

I'm Warren "Bad Boy" Stone.

I hate these turtle punks more than anyone,

that's why I have to stop you.

I'm laughing.

Prepare to be Mezme-roo...

This is really gonna hurt.

Mm?

Hmm, Turtles.

Finally, we can start...

What just happened?

- I think we won. - My plan must've worked.

And it was my plan to use your plan.

You're welcome, everybody.

I think by rejecting him I broke his heart.

Ooh, sheesh. This suit is too much power.

- No. - Huh?

I saved you loser Turtles by hypnotizing that beast

and saving your lives.

- And you are? - Hmm.

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