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Original subtitles

Be silent.

I'd like to thank all of you for buying the DVD or Blu-Ray of

Owarimonogatari: Sodachi Lost.

I am Oikura Sodachi, a former student at Naoetsu High.

At this time, we shall commence the commentary track.

Huh? Wait a minute, are you really going to start this like a class meeting?

Be silent.

Well this is a novel way to start the commentary.

Until the recording session is complete,

I do not intend to let anyone leave this booth.

I figured as much.

All rise!

We're standing? For the commentary?

Attention!

You're the one who should be paying attention.

And "former student at Naoetsu High?"

That's a pretty sad profile description.

Good morning, everyone. How are you?

This was supposed to be English class?

I'm fine, thank you. And you?

Me too. Thank you. Sit down, please.

What's this? A brand-new kind of commentary is trying to happen.

Be silent.

I will repeat myself,

but I will not allow anyone to leave this booth until recording is over,

so just remain there.

You haven't learned a single thing.

And like her... or not...

I am Senjougahara Hitagi, a current student at Naoetsu High.

The concludes the avant-title.

This is the opening. Be silent.

Can't you say anything other than "Be silent?"

And can't you say "Be silent" more silently?

Be quiet!

Quit it with the English lessons. Why are you so high-strung?

You're full of gas again.

I'm not full of gas. I'm running on empty.

I wonder about that.

Be quiet!

T/N: "garagara" can mean "empty" or "hoarse." I will warn you until I've gone hoarse!

Please don't blow out your voice during the commentary. Can't you calm down now that it's just the two of us?

From my perspective, it's you and the others who are fooling around too much.

I do not intend to let you continue your shenanigans from the commentaries prior to mine.

Do you want to get kicked out again?

I was not "kicked out." I left of my own volition.

And you returned of your own volition.

They depicted your departing scene so beautifully; it's a wonder you can come crawling back so shamelessly.

I'm so embarrassed!

I want to die! I want to disappear!

Quit hitting the mic with your head.

You're singing this song, right?

You may be the first person who's sung two songs in one season.

I thought the same thing about Ougi-san, but I didn't realize you sang.

I'm so embarrassed!

I want to die! I want to disappear!

Stop that. You should be more embarrassed about having twintails despite being in high school.

You sure have some nasty ways of hurting people. Don't attack my hair.

You calm down when attacked. You've got a strange personality.

What is this commentary going to be like?

Plus we're doing three of them today.

The opening is finished.

Part A is starting. Be silent.

What do you intend to do if I actually were to stay silent?

Wouldn't that be like boycotting the commentary?

Do you want to be boycotted again?

Don't say "again." Raise your hand before speaking.

What kind of commentary is this?

Excuse me!

You may speak, Senjougahara-san.

Question: what did you write in that letter?

You're going to start with that?

Well, I had to ask.

It's been burning in the minds of everyone who's seen Sodachi Lost.

If we can clear up that point, then this commentary will have served its purpose.

After that, we can content ourselves by talking about ants.

We will not be talking about ants.

I am not an ant.

I am not an ant!

What kind of trauma are you carrying?

There is absolutely no way I'm going to be crushed like an ant. I'll crush them before they crush me!

Seems like you're doing this commentary with your previous personality intact.

Oh, but now that I think about it, I guess you were never rehabilitated before leaving town.

You simply left town after running out of money.

Don't imply that I left simply because I ran out of money.

Well, I know I'm famous for only watching the scenes I appear in,

but I actually watched the whole thing this time.

I actually studied all three parts of Sodachi Lost because I didn't know what kind of commentary it would become.

Of course, I didn't expect it to be like this.

Don't talk to me like I'm a dumpster diver.

I'm only speaking the truth.

Sodachi Lost was fun to watch.

O-oh... y-you think so?

You're not used to praise.

But I'll have you know that I wasn't trying to flatter you,

because I watched it while laughing hysterically.

That's what you meant by "fun?" Normal people wouldn't laugh, you know?

Oh please. Even I burst out laughing sometimes.

It's not good to tie yourself down to a character archetype like that.

If you keep doing stuff like that, it's no surprise that you'd turn out that way.

Don't put it like that.

So anyway, I was howling with laughter as I was watching your tale of woe.

You were howling with laughter despite knowing it was a sad tale?

You are seriously the worst.

Now that my part of Owarimonogatari has concluded, I've been made to look like some kind of psychopath.

And this is despite the fact that you're far more likely to go postal on someone.

Be silent.

How's that? Did I sound similar?

Stay with me here! And yes, you did sound similar.

Aww yiss.

Don't "Aww yiss" me! It sounded so similar it makes me sick.

Oh? It seems like you're as witty as Araragi-kun.

You two are so similar, seeing as you were childhood friends and all.

Why are you twirling your twintails like that?

I was not twirling my twintails!

Who on earth would react angrily like that?

I know you don't think Araragi and I are at all similar, so quit saying that just to hurt me!

People think you're more dangerous than me because you say stuff like that!

Well, this may be crude of me to say so, but seeing people get mad like that is so amusing.

Well you shouldn't be doing that to amuse yourself. How crude can you get?

You want me to hit you again?

Be careful; I hit back.

Don't threaten me with that blank expression.

Fortunately, I'm holding a ballpoint pen right now.

That's not fortunate at all.

In summary, this arc was amusing because you were a little ball of rage the entire time.

I am not amused. And it wasn't for the entire arc.

That's right. It did get a little unpleasant near the end when they were trying to give it an uplifting ending.

"Unpleasant," huh?

For those of you who haven't watched all of Sodachi Lost,

do yourself a favor and stop watching after the first half of Part Three.

Everyone's watched the whole thing already. Just what are you trying to suggest?

I'm just doing them a kindness,

because if they watch the second half of Part Three, they'll be left wondering, "What did the letter say?"

That may be so...

In truth, I was adamantly opposed to doing a commentary with the likes of you, Oikura,

but I came anyway because I wanted answers.

Oh, sorry. I forgot about the honorific.

Why don't you apologize for "the likes of" part first? Do you normally refer to me like that?

Huh? What? What's this?

Wasn't your first name "Dalikesuv?" Oikura Dalikesuv?

That's not an actual name!

Then what was your name again? It sounded like a mandarin orange, right?

That's a "Sudachi." My name is Sodachi. Oikura Sodachi. T/N: A sudachi is a lime-like fruit, similar in size to a mandarin orange.

Really. Can I call you Soda-chee?

Seriously?

Then shall I call you "Euler?"

Psyche. I'm such a kidder.

Oh. I guess you didn't find it funny.

Of course not. Just know this: your deplorable actions have corrupted this commentary.

I'll have all of you know—

Oh my. Am I being scolded as a collective representation of the commentary?

Then I'll have you know—

You have to wait for me to scold you before you can make your rebuttal!

Trying to get everyone to call you Euler, the genius among geniuses, was really forced, in my opinion.

Maybe that's why everyone hated you.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't judge me during the commentary.

You should've just used "oira" as your pronoun and left it at that. T/N: "Oira" is a male pronoun, often used by delinquent types in anime.

Doing that would've made me unpopular even faster.

So you admit to being unpopular? You couldn't stop people from giggling at you, after all.

Stop reveling in the schadenfreude. And people call you a heroine?

They say I'm the type who breaks the mold.

They'll find a way to make you fit eventually.

Like you?

Oh? Like me, you say?

Indeed, like me!

That's a scary smile.

So what kind of heroine are you?

That's something that worries me. People actually treat me like a heroine?

I absolutely loathe Araragi, you know.

That's true.

I simply hate him. I hate him without bias. There's only hate.

I suppose so.

I loathe, I detest, I abhor, I am sickened by, I scorn, I despise, I condemn, I hate.

That's too much hate. It's too strong of a phrase; use something more like Hanekawa.

"Can mew imyagine an imyaginayary mewnyagerie meynyager imyagining mewnyaging an imyaginyary mewnyagerie?"

Not that one. And it wasn't cute enough.

You remind me of a stray cat.

Don't call me a stray. If not that one, then which?

"I don't know everything. I just know what I know," obviously.

I messed up!

This is so embarrassing!

I want to die! I want to disappear!

And "Can mew imyagine an imyaginayary mewnyagerie meynyager imyagining mewnyaging an imyaginyary mewnyagerie"

isn't more embarrassing?

Why are you so good at Hanekawa's catchphrase?

I've probably said it more times than she has.

Then isn't it your catchprhase?

There are times I wonder if I'm actually her because I love her so much!

You're messed up.

Poor Hanekawa. She's got a dangerous fan now.

To that point, you've got nothing to worry about, because you have no fans.

Y—

Yeah, I don't. So what?

You are so bad at pretending to be unfazed.

I, on the other hand, am good at that, actually.

Yeah, you do seem like the type.

Try it. Say something horrible about me.

I'll show you why they call me "The Woman of Steel." T/N: This is a pun between "dismiss" (更迭) and "steel" (鋼鉄), both of which are pronounced "koutetsu."

Maybe they'll get rid of you one of these days. T/N: This is a pun between "dismiss" (更迭) and "steel" (鋼鉄), both of which are pronounced "koutetsu."

Gasp!

It didn't take much to upset you, did it?

How could you say something so cruel? Sob sob. I'm just a normal girl!

Don't use your femininity as a weapon.

I hate people like that second only to Araragi.

You poor thing. So you've never been treasured because of your femininity?

Still, Araragi stubbornly remains at the top, doesn't he?

What was your catchphrase again?

I clothe, I address, I adore, I am thickened by, I warn, I chastise, it's them, I bait.

Don't turn the anguished cries of my soul into some funny catchphrase!

Well it didn't turn out to be all that funny, to be honest.

Then at least try! Don't turn my catchphrase into a bad joke!

Then I'll let you take it from here.

I loathe, I detest, I abhor, I am sickened by, I scorn, I despise, I condemn, I hate.

Damn it. It sounds funny now that you prompted me to say it.

Your soul doesn't seem all that cloudy.

That's enough of you.

Stick with your own catchphrases!

You've got one, right?

I'll kill you.

That's your catchphrase?

It's all about the contrast between a cute girl like me and the terrifying words that are coming out of my mouth.

I don't see any contrast here.

Oh please. You're going for the same thing with those twintails of yours.

Stop referring to my twintails. And no, that's not what I'm going for.

The twintails are great for making scary girls extra scary.

My inner spirit quivers in terror as we speak.

"Inner spirit?" Do you even have a soul?

An evil one, yes. It's spelled "wicked heart." T/N: Wicked heart (邪心), pronounced "jyashin."

I think it's spelled "wicked god," you goddess of evil. T/N: Evil god (邪神), also pronounced "jyashin."

I'm beginning to wonder if you don't possess a frozen heart yourself,

like the Princess of Twintail.

You mean the Princess of Arendelle. T/N: Frozen reference.

You got that reference?

What's the Kingdom of Twintail? What kind of people live there?

They all wear twintails, obviously.

Sounds tyrannical.

Not as tyrannical as your reign as Class 1-3's representative.

I wasn't nearly as tyrannical. In fact, I wasn't a tyrant at all.

I just wanted to be popular, that's all.

Is that what your soul cried out for?

I even thought that class trial was for the best...

All for the best!

There there. You just wanted everyone to think you were a proper girl, right?

I know how you feel, even if you failed miserably.

You suck at pep talks.

Well I'll tell you this now, but it turns out that you were actually quite unpopular even before the whole class trial thing.

Don't say that like it's some big reveal. I already suspected that was the case back then. Who has anything gain from that "reveal?"

The people listening to the commentary, of course. They're just chomping at the bit.

Stop making it sound like I was hated because I had it coming.

Is that another entry in your "screaming of my soul" series?

Don't make it a series!

If Edvard Munch were alive today, they say he would've drawn you! T/N: Reference to the famous painting, The Scream.

Nobody says that! And he has not drawn me! T/N: Reference to the famous painting, The Scream.

Well, despite your bad reputation, you did have some degree of authority up until the class trial started.

I suppose it means that politicians don't need popularity.

Meaning that politicians just need to understand politics.

If only I'd made the right preparations before starting the class trial...

You're pretty wicked yourself.

The problem is that you're screwed if they overthrow you and you're not popular,

because no one will come to your aid.

Don't say "no one," although nobody ended up helping me;

neither you nor Araragi.

Leaving me aside, do you seriously think that Araragi could've helped you out of that?

Didn't you vote him as the culprit?

But I did wonder for a moment as to whether or not I could help you.

Only for a moment, huh?

As they say, no one knows what the future holds.

Don't make my misfortune into a punchline.

In all seriousness, I had a very hectic time after you were overthrown,

because you had been looking after me, and with your exit,

I had to find someone else to leech off of.

Said like a true scumbag; scummier than me, in fact.

Quit looking for someone to leech off of.

Being a parasite is just fine. Tee hee. How about a kiss? T/N: She's referring to the fact that "yadorigi" (宿り木) can also refer to Mistletoe.

You're definitely getting coal for Christmas.

Oh, looks like Part A ended while we were talking.

We didn't even hear about what was in the letter.

Do you honestly think I'd tell you, given your attitude?

We will now be starting Part B. Be silent.

Please refrain from speaking out of order.

Especially you, Senjougahara-san.

I'm the only one here, you know.

You don't look sorry at all.

Probably because I'm not.

How shameless. I can force you to stand.

I'd like to stand. And leave. T/N: "Tatsu" (立つ) can mean "stand" and "depart."

Didn't I tell you that nobody was leaving until the commentary is over?

Seems like management's been able to quietly confine you.

I have not been confined!

Well, there may have been a time my so-called father did something like that.

There's no need for you to reveal your depressing past. I'm not Araragi-kun, so I don't know what to do with it.

I'll just let it pass with an "Oh really?"

Even if you can't deal with it, that was cold.

More importantly...

Was there something more important?

If we're talking about the past, let's reminisce about when we were first-years.

When I was hiding my real personality, and you were temporary dictator.

What are you talking about? Those sound like some hokey assumed identities.

And besides, there are no memories that the two of us can discuss.

I mean, I was the class representative, and I was painstakingly keeping an eye on you,

but it's not like we were that close.

Really? I recall us having a dispute over some comic dialogue that was sure to knock 'em dead.

What kind of dialogue?

Don't you remember? It could've been the closing act.

The joke: "I don't like Oikura when she's like this."

"No, she's already unlikable to begin with!" and the joke bombs hard.

That was definitely a dialogue you had with someone else!

You and somebody else were getting kicks out of talking crap about me!

Oh my.

You were ridiculing me!

No, it's a misunderstanding, Oikora-san. T/N: "Oikora" sounds like "Oi, kora," i.e. "Hey, stop that."

Oh, crap. That was what we called you behind your back. T/N: "Oikora" sounds like "Oi, kora," i.e. "Hey, stop that."

You were calling me "Oikora-san" behind my back?

Not only was it an insult, but I didn't even know about it! "How Much" wasn't my only nickname?

Well, I don't know if this is on the same track,

but you wanted to be called "Euler," so taking that into account,

there were people who called you "Fake Euler."

"Fake Euler?" They were merely twisting my request in order to mock me!

They stated that, "This Euler is false," like it was a mathematical proof.

Well aren't they a bunch of smartasses?

It's not like I'm defending them, but Mebe-san was good at math...

Mebe-san? I thought she was my friend!

So about that letter in Sodachi Lost...

Did you really think you'd be able to change the subject after revealing all the backbiting that was directed at me?

They called you "Fake Euler" because you're so domineering that you can't take a little ribbing from your friends.

How long are you going to drag the past around, Oikora-san?

You were the one dragging my formerly hidden nickname around.

But that nickname was between the girls. Among the guys—

I'd rather you didn't give me a detailed list of the abuses hurled at me from behind my back.

T/N: "Sodatanai" (育たない) translates to "doesn't grow (up)." In discussing how petty you were, they took to calling you "Oikura Sodatanai."

That really pisses me off,

but realizing that you were in on it with the guys pisses me off too.

What, so I'm the bad guy here?

I think I hate you second only to Araragi.

I'm second to Araragi-kun after saying all that? His place at the top must be unshakable.

That's right. To me, he's like a retired number.

A retired number? Doesn't that kind of imply you admire him?

I hate your implication about half as much as I hate Araragi.

I'm not sure we can measure it in those units.

I'm not sure how they can rightfully conclude that we "fight a lot but we get along well," or that "I say I hate him but I love him;"

when we obviously fight so much that we deplore each other!

Quit yelling, Howling Surukara. How are you going to direct the commentary when you can't even use the mic properly? T/N: "Howling Surukara" = "I'm going to howl."

And "I say I hate him but I love him?" Am I supposed to be a tsundere?

I'm going to go with "I will neither confirm nor deny that assertion."

Although, there was a time when I was like you;

hearing people say that we got along as well as we fought, or that I said I hated him but I loved him.

Understandably, since it was from a third-party's perspective, I didn't get along with people who said that.

Wouldn't you begin to hate people like that?

If you're going to imply that saying I hate him means the opposite, then if I say

I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him,

what do you think that means?

You hate him enough to say it 77 times?

They called me "Araragi-hater."

No, I'm pretty sure they called you "Oikura Sodatanai."

Don't use the nickname the boys had for me.

Oh? Then which would you prefer: "Oikora-san" or "Fake Euler?"

Can't we settle for "How Much?"

Moving on, there were some aspects of Sodachi Lost that I honestly didn't get.

Why on earth do you hate Araragi-kun so much?

You hate him more than Tetsujou-sensei or even the so-called father who confined you.

Or even you.

Despite all your talk, are you sure you're not actually in love with him?

Try putting some emotion into that next time.

Well, it's not like I wouldn't understand.

Between you and me, there was a time when I hated Araragi too.

"Between you and me?" That part's gone on sale, you know.

There was a time in first year when I was repulsed by the sight of him.

Really? I didn't expect that.

You always seemed like the type who didn't particularly care about anybody, myself included.

I was especially repulsed by you.

So you hated me, you mean.

I totally get why you hated him. After all, he aced the math test, right?

Don't commiserate with me about that. It makes me seem really petty.

You're Oikura Sodatanai, after all.

I DO grow.

Not only did I get taller while I was a shut-in, but I also grew as a person.

Yeah right.

I have!

Don't stand up. You're taller while sitting.

That's ridiculous! How tall do you think my chair is?

Just because you're the straight man doesn't mean you need to yell.

Do you not know how to hold a conversation?

I can't help it; I hardly talked to anybody for two years.

So basically, you've degenerated as a person.

What part of not talking to anybody would make me degenerate? If anything, I've evolved!

Oh man, now you're just a pain. T/N: This is a pun between the dual meanings of "painful" and "to be (around)," both pronounced "itai."

Don't say that. I am NOT a pain. T/N: This is a pun between the dual meanings of "painful" and "to be (around)," both pronounced "itai."

You're painful to be around. T/N: This is a pun between the dual meanings of "painful" and "to be (around)," both pronounced "itai."

Well don't talk to me like that when you're around me.

Anyway, nobody cares about you, so let's go back to the main topic.

Was that first part necessary?

I was wary of Araragi ever since first year, and even now that we're dating, my perceptions have been slow to change.

There are still some aspects of him I don't like.

I know, right?

Like I said, you don't have to yell.

What kinds of things?

What aspects of him do you hate?

As for what I hate about him,

it's everything!

Everything, huh?

Everything. Everything! Eeeeeeverything!

I hate it all!

Don't break out in laughter like that. You've gone from painful to pitiful.

Try to remember those communication skills.

T/N: Said like Hachikuji's catchphrase. Sorry, I lost my composure.

I'm fine. Now that Sodachi Lost is over, my soul is at peace.

Yet somehow, my soul feels uncomfortable.

So? What parts of him do you hate?

Give me a list of twenty things you hate about him.

What is this, Twenty Doors? T/N: A popular NHK radio quiz show that aired in the mid-20th century.

The joke: "I hate Araragi when he's like this." "No, he's already unlikable to begin with!"

And the joke is passed down.

I don't like seeing the victim become the aggressor.

The original aggressor should shut up.

Well, maybe I'll start my hate list with this:

I'll let you touch my breasts.

This part. The part where he decides to follow Hanekawa-san.

Hmm...

Huh? What? Aren't you going to agree with me?

Well, I mean, I think anybody would follow Hanekawa-san in this situation,

rather than that creepy girl.

You lack conviction. Why are you trying to understand his viewpoint?

To be fair, if Hanekawa-san offered to let me touch her boobs, I'd follow her anywhere without question.

I don't think that's a good thing.

In any case, it's a gray area for me, because I don't really trust Hanekawa-san.

You don't trust her? What kind of sad events in your past have made you that cynical?

Are you implying that I haven't had a sad past?

Besides, weren't you somewhat similar in the past?

Yeah, that's true. In contrast, I was quite wary,

even more so than Araragi-kun.

Oh, wait a minute, let's get this straight:

you may have been that way, but I distrust Araragi more than Hanekawa-san, and I hate him more than I hate her.

Don't "wait a minute" me. Stop acting cute while insisting that you hate him.

I eat bell peppers while imagining that they're him.

You hate bell peppers? That's why you aren't growing. T/N: Another reference to "Sodatanai."

Stop spreading that malicious nickname. My real name is Sodachi.

I'm actually holding back. I haven't told you the real bad ones.

There were more? Tell me what they were. Now. What did they call me?

Well I'll tell you since you asked...

I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know.

They took the "soda" in Sodachi and turned it into "Caustic Soda."

I was bracing myself, but that was actually pretty good.

Incidentally, I was known as the "Cloistered Maiden."

You sound so indifferent about it that I'm not even envious.

Perhaps that's for the best.

I may not be envious, but I am jealous.

How's it compare to Araragi-kun?

Second only to him. Let's not make bringing up things that disgust me a custom, shall we?

I wonder if the contents of that letter were the same way.

Make people think that there was something heartwarming inside,

when it actually said, "I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate," right?

Stop simplifying my catchphrase.

Then correct me.

I won't. You'll only screw it up.

I loathe, I detest, I abhor, I am sickened by, I scorn, I despise, I condemn, I hate.

Are you sure? Absolutely positive? Could you swear on your life that it's 100% correct?

I'm not falling for that.

Do you know what might happen if you make a crazy person like me uneasy?

That's quite a threat.

The first episode may be ending, but just remember that we've got plenty of time, because we're doing three of them.

You're still not leaving this booth.

If you were solely judging from our conversation so far, I might seem like the villain,

but from an objective viewpoint, I'm the one in trouble here.

Well then, let's wrap up episode one.

Like I said, you aren't able to manage anything, be it a class trial or a commentary.

What are you talking about?

Since the arc's named after me, I'm the main heroine, and I get to take charge!

What kind of status are you trying to achieve?

Besides, wrap-up or not, we couldn't comment at all on the contents of this episode, because we got sidetracked talking about how everyone hates you.

You're the one who kept talking about how everyone hates me.

The Hated One debuts in episode two, so there was no other way.

It's not a nickname anymore. It's like I'm the representative of all that is hated now.

Isn't it nice to be able to represent something?

Although the Land of the Hated seems ready to launch a coup d'etat at any time now.

Part B is now over!

Quiet down, geez.

This is the ending.

You're too quiet. We'll need a body microphone to hear you.

I thought that would've gone better.

What, the commentary?

Don't get depressed. You're ruining the mood.

I'm so embarrassed!

I want to die! I want to disappear!

Come on, you're trying too hard to cover all the bases. This doesn't need to be perfect.

I don't care what you think! I need to be perfect like a math formula!

I'm pretty sure you can't be a formula.

I'm not sure if you suck at consoling people or if you're just good at hurting people.

In fact, I really can't see a personality like yours being well-suited for mathematics.

It's not a question of suitability. Math is the only thing that will never betray me.

But couldn't you interpret being voted out of your class as being betrayed by math?

Stop making your retorts sound logical!

Out of the following items, please list the one that will be ostracized:

Ostracized? It's not a math problem, it's a social studies problem!

1. How Much 2. Oikora-san 3. Fake Euler 4. Oikura Sodatanai 5. Caustic Soda

So, which one is the answer?

They're all me, and they're all being ostracized!

Oh, you didn't fall for the trick question. Impressive.

Make "Euler" one of the choices.

It's not a trick question; it's just a question made to ridicule me.

It's actually impressive how you've remained hated for so long.

I think you've contributed greatly to that. I think my poor reputation has been tarnished even more by this commentary.

Well, Oikura-san, I guess you'll have to tell me what's in that letter in episode two.

Is that all you care about?

The ending is over.

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