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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,208 What do you see? 2 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,713 Probably a girl turned three quarters 3 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:52,176 What if her ear turned into an eye, 4 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,094 and her cheek into a nose? 5 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,096 What do you see now? 6 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:01,101 The foreground image moves to the background, forgotten 7 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,980 And now something you hadn't even noticed is in the foreground 8 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,066 I see her! An old... 9 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:10,486 lady... a witch. So? 10 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,237 I don't understand what this has got to do with anything 11 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,824 You don't see the nice image you had of the other anymore 12 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,995 And you ask yourself: 'How could I be in love with this person?' 13 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:24,500 The point is to understand what broke the lock 14 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,877 How's sex? 15 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,129 - How was it? - Oh god... 16 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,589 One year ago. I don't... remember anymore 17 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,633 It's been two months, tops 18 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,969 - Oh, yes. Once, in one year. She... - Stop playing the victim! 19 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,514 She'd got the job on TV, she was finally happy, 20 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,599 and she must have thought 'we're doing it tonight!' 21 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,017 - I still got the hormone drop - She's never in the mood. 22 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,645 - And before, she was pregnant - Exactly! It's not peachy, you know 23 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,105 - with twenty pounds here - And now she feels fat. Look at her... 24 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,357 - she's not fat - I don't like myself, alright?! 25 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:49,775 Plus, If I feel like it it means I like it 26 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,236 It's about respecting myself 27 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,656 My image of myself, not your image of me 28 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,783 I... this thing... do you get it? 29 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,536 Because I don't get its meaning, in our language 30 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:02,037 So I must... I must be stupid 31 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,790 And then there's this impossible thing that he wants to sell the house 32 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:05,916 and move out of town, you know? 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,044 Knowing perfectly well that it would be hell for myjob 34 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:12,673 Ahem... just to limit the expenses 35 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,675 A rough patch. That's all 36 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:19,304 Let's say that at 45 he still doesn't know what he wants to be 37 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:22,015 when he grows upa physician or a mad scientist 38 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,769 Sorry, what's this got to do with anything? 39 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,188 Putting these issues aside 40 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,400 ifyou had to open up to your partner about your feelings 41 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:33,193 what would you say? 42 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,822 I's weird to share a home with someone that I don't know anymore, 43 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,158 who doesn't... who doesn't talk to me 44 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,201 That I'd like to talk to her very much, 45 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,078 but that it's impossible because she is always angry 46 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,539 And she's never happy with what I do 47 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,917 - I'd be happy ifyou were a little more on my side - But how can I? 48 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,086 - You never support me - How can I? 49 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,964 I get back from work dog tired, and she hands me the children, 50 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,299 she gets on the phone or at the computer... 51 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,967 Sorry but you get back whenever you want in the evening, 52 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:59,178 - ifyou've got work to do, even late at night - I do night shifts 53 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:02,556 - May I speak?! May I speak?! - Speak, by all means 54 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,435 Thank you. In the morning I wake up, I take the kids to school, 55 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:08,604 I get to the studio, I have the live broadcast... 56 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,439 - My morning shift starts at six - The editorial meeting, then I get out 57 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:13,358 I get the kids from school, we go back home 58 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,695 Snack, homework, bath, number one, number two 59 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,071 Ok 60 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:19,615 Ok, our time is up 61 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,617 As a first session, it went really well 62 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:25,370 All this externalizing the conflict is positive 63 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,750 Now you've got to learn to listen to each other 64 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,585 "En", inside, 65 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,963 "pathos", pain, feeling 66 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,091 From the Greek "en-pathos": empathy 67 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:40,260 The quality of a relationship 68 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,013 is based on the ability to get in the other's shoes, 69 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:46,975 to really understand his or her needs and main desires 70 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,024 For the invoice, my secretary's in the other room 71 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,028 - Goodbye - Goodbye 72 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,241 - Thanks, uh. Thank you! - Goodbye 73 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,421 What did she say, what'd the Greeks do? 74 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,800 Suffered... with passion, how is it? 75 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:26,515 The old lady's all I needed. I bet you she'll be in my dreams tonight 76 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:29,184 - Where's your car? - Mine's there 77 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,441 HUSBAND AND WIFE 78 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,658 - One or two? - One 79 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,077 Good. Sit and wait, please 80 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,706 I'm sorry, it could be a little cold 81 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,710 Take a deep breath... 82 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:57,963 again... 83 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,424 - Rossini, so? - Out... 84 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,842 What are you doing here? 85 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,177 Your contract hasn't been renewed yet, huh... 86 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,431 Ifyou're here, doctor It's better. You can lie down 87 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:10,434 La Satta? Fine? The CT scan? 88 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,103 Negative. One pull, tops 89 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,355 - And Brancati wanted to operate? - Uh-huh 90 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:16,732 Brilliant! 91 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,485 - Vittoria, the schedule - Not now 92 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:22,821 So, we're almost there: tomorrow is the big day 93 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,741 for the most recent addition to our board 94 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:28,118 Sofia! 95 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,206 - Good morning - Good morning 96 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,958 Good morning doctor, I'm not sure you remember... 97 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,626 - I'll be sharing the ward with you today - We'll be sharing 98 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,378 - the ward with you - Shall I follow you to the ward? 99 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,756 - Come, come - Actually I was in charge of the patient... 100 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,260 But doctor... I was in charge of Mr. Magli too 101 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:46,595 Doctor? 102 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:53,894 Have we also finally found a title for your segment Sofia? 103 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,146 'And man created woman' 104 00:05:56,272 --> 00:06:00,359 Or better, the image, the role, everything society expects of a woman 105 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:04,029 And, ironically, we are the ones giving birth to men 106 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,784 And, by the way, with atrocious pain 107 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:13,663 Which leads to the logical conclusion that not only is God man, 108 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,749 Mother Nature must be too 109 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:28,804 Tommy! 110 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:46,321 Ifwe show the patient a picture of a yellow duck, 111 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:50,826 this is the wave of impulses triggered by the neural network 112 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,036 This picture, 113 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,456 when the patient sees it, triggers 114 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,084 this type of brainwaves 115 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:00,585 Basically, 116 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:04,089 by recording the different types of brainwaves, 117 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:08,427 our device which we called Charlie, 118 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:11,346 will create an expansive database 119 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,598 When we will ask the patient to recall 120 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:18,311 one of these images here we're still looking at our yellow duck 121 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:22,482 Charlie will record the brainwaves 122 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,360 and decode them, because it knows them already 123 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,446 And so it will read 124 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,323 the thoughts... the mind of those patients 125 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:33,368 who may have lost the ability to communicate verbally 126 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:35,495 You understand the many and varied outcomes 127 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:39,458 the research by Dr. Accotò and myself can have... 128 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,836 ...I mention the chance of making some money... 129 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,213 and we butter them up. What do you think? 130 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,883 What do I think? Why don't you suggest 131 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:51,136 actually testing the machine on one of the board members at some point 132 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,221 Well, it's a risk... 133 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,892 Yes, you'd risk it. But imagine... the effect? Huh! 134 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,352 Try again 135 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,624 Go. Pick a card 136 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,049 Think 137 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,681 Two tangerines and... 138 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,811 - a broom - Not exactly... 139 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,067 Ok 140 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,199 A man watering plants 141 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,202 Metaphorical, metaphorical 142 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:03,833 Well... but more or less, no? 143 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,586 We're missing something 144 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,214 It's a computer. This is a fucking computer 145 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:13,468 It's not like a human brain that interprets things It is a computer 146 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,594 What'd you just say? 147 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,348 Uh... uh... nothing, that you connect a human brain 148 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:21,851 to a non-human brain, that is, to a computer... - Say it again 149 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,479 That you connect a human brain to a non-human brain 150 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,730 Want to know why I hang out with you? 151 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,567 Because sometimes a modicum of intelligence makes its way 152 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,735 between those ears ofyours You're a genius! 153 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:34,114 Ifwe... connect two brains 154 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,450 and route the impulse through Charlie, 155 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,369 Ahem... I've got to work on it 156 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,621 - Well, fuck, yeah - I'll work on it tonight 157 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,582 - I'll take it home with me and modify it - How do you mean home?! 158 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:45,584 - Tonight? We won't tell anybody! - No 159 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,752 Yeah, otherwise we'll be short on time 160 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:51,214 - But there's... the dinner tonight, no? - Alright, later, I get it. Later 161 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,383 Who's this? 162 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,260 Well, nobody 163 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,220 Where did you meet her? 164 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,972 At tango 165 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,142 - Sorry, what? - At tango 166 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,770 - You're a tango dancer, now? - I do dance the tango. So what...? 167 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,982 Don't make us beg you... 168 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,151 Show her the scar 169 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,652 Yes, she almost... ripped off my arm with a bite 170 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,903 She got a huge mouth... 171 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,907 It didn't let go, you know, at some point it was looking nasty... 172 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,159 And you did... you did the move on her 173 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:22,162 - What is the move? - It is this blunt blow you place 174 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,165 between the jugular vein and the third vertebra, here 175 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,417 - C-5 and C-6 - C-5 and C-6 - Does it hurt? 176 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,877 Well, you know ... you have to know how to do it 177 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,629 Yeah ifyou don't, it's a risk... 178 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:32,922 And you saved her? 179 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,133 - Yeah, you can say that - Bravo! 180 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,636 No, look, you're safe with him 181 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,554 Alright, excuse me for a sec... got to hit the ladies' 182 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,309 But if I... if I do the jab you, you've got to tell me... 183 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,061 The jab was last time... 184 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,272 This time it was a bite... Next time... 185 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,774 Alright, so... how is she? Uhm, nice, no? 186 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,651 She's a good sort 187 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:53,902 A good sort 188 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:59,032 Head over heels... Totally head over heels 189 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,284 I will spare you how crazy she is in bed 190 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,578 Oh god. Super bendy, 191 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,455 she does yoga, pilates... 192 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,542 Sofia, you don't need to look at me like that. She's thirty 193 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,920 These thirty-year-olds literally ooze hormones 194 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,088 they got cravings, you know? 195 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:17,467 - No, actually, I don't - At thirty theyjust wanna fuck 196 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:22,097 Then, at forty, people just start fading little by little 197 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,724 I mean, settling down, in a way... come on... 198 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:28,353 I wasn't referring to you, I wasn't referring to you guys 199 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,731 The move! 200 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:36,361 Giorgia, have you already passed Michele's test? 201 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,987 No 202 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,617 - Do you live permanently in town? - No, I'm only going to spend three months 203 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:43,993 Correct 204 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,829 Are you at least fifteen years younger than him? 205 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,998 - Not 15, I don't think so... - Damn! 206 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:55,130 Damn... and are you married, engaged... it would be better 207 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,217 I don't ask these questions 208 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,512 I just wanted to warn you 209 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,014 Female solidarity 210 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,520 - You're so sweet! - You're welcome 211 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,480 But I mean... look at him 212 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,649 I would never be with someone like him 213 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,988 Bitch! You are a real bitch! 214 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,118 Aren't you going to say anything to him? 215 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:27,912 Yes. You're right, Michele. Sorry 216 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,667 Let's go 217 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,503 - It was nice meeting you, hope to see again you soon - Bye 218 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,674 - Bye, Giorgia - Bye 219 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,428 Was it something I said? 220 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,938 I promise this is the first time you embarrass me 221 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,774 Don't you ever dare treat me like that 222 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,525 How'd I treat you? How'd I treat you? 223 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,695 God knows what happened to you 224 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,824 It's happened that I used to feel you close to me 225 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,911 You used to let me be close to you 226 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,207 - Already home? - Yup 227 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,542 Yeah, tonight was never going to end 228 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,465 Monster! You still up? 229 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,551 Margherita is asleep Tommy's just got to brush his teeth 230 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,805 You better go brush your teeth! Run, you stinky little one, run... 231 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,982 - Alright then, I'm off - Thank you 232 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,320 Good night 233 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,489 - Good night - Thanks, bye! 234 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,470 Hello? 235 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,472 Sofi, how you doin'? 236 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,016 - Hi! - So, starting tomorrow you won't be able to get out anymore, 237 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,893 they'll be right outside your place 238 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,896 Relax, it's gonna be great 239 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,482 - Thanks... - So talk to you tomorrow, ok? 240 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,484 - Bye, kiss - Bye love 241 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,902 Night, bye 242 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,409 - What is it? - Nothing... 243 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,870 - Nothing? - Nothing 244 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,000 Ifyou reckon this is the time to call... 245 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,420 It was about tomorrow's episode Is there a problem? 246 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:46,551 No, no. Of course not. It's just, when Christian calls you're like 247 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,429 'Hello, how you doin', ha, ha, ha, ha' 248 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,806 When I call it's 'uh, what you want', you get it, don't you? 249 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,559 I'm nice to Christian because we work together 250 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,811 and he was so considerate to give me a call 251 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,815 At least he gets that I am a little nervous... 252 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,692 Ah, sure 'cause I never get anything, right? 253 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,194 How I do... Do you ever think about it? For one minute a day... 254 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,030 - One minute, do you ever think about it? - I can't stand you anymore 255 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,157 - So why are you staying? - I don't know, I actually do not know! 256 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,700 There's the door Nobody asked you to stay 257 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:15,705 Mom, mom, mom look at my wand, it's magical 258 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,207 Honey... Let's get to sleep. It's late 259 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,919 - But you'll make peace? - Sure, we'll make peace now 260 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,962 Bye, go sleep in your room 261 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,224 I've had enough 262 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,229 I think we should start talking about divorce 263 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,442 Yes, I guess so 264 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,950 Ok, this one goes here... 265 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,743 This one here... 266 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,621 and this one here. Ok 267 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,959 So... 268 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,350 - Hey - What? 269 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,644 Can you come here for a second? I want to make a test 270 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,024 Does this seem like the right time to you? 271 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,527 Look just one... one minute. I just want to check something 272 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,030 Listen, I have to be up very early in the morning 273 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,533 Yeah, yeah, it's just gonna take... one second 274 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,494 Sorry, uh! 275 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,040 Sorry again, uh! 276 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:46,045 If Michele is not talking nonsense 277 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,424 - Careful, sorry - Andrea, I need to go to sleep 278 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,800 Yeah, yeah, no... it'll take me a... second 279 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:53,302 It will literally take me a second 280 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,931 You must look at me, uh 281 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,059 And focus, ok? 282 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,942 Go. Look at me 283 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:21,956 - Did you get anything? - Yes 284 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,583 - Tell me - I don't... 285 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,961 - Tell me - Listen, Andrea, I don't know 286 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:30,798 Then... hold on... hold on a second 287 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,592 Let's try again, hold on a second 288 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,847 I'll think about something else... go. Go 289 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,570 Did you have the house appraised to sell it? 290 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,489 And I didn't tell you, right? 291 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,199 - Yeah, no you didn't - You got it now, with the machine? 292 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,577 Listen, forget about selling the house! Forget it... 293 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,870 Holy shit, it works Who cares if it works! 294 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:04,624 Wait, Sofi. Tell me everything Sofi. Tell me everything 295 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,334 What'd you see? 296 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,128 How could you have the house appraised and not tell me about it? 297 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,255 - Tell me exactly what you saw... - Take this thing off me! 298 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,007 - No wait a second, Sofi... - Take this thing off me! 299 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,384 - Hold on a second - I don't give a damn! 300 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,358 - Hey - Who is it? Sofi... 301 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,526 Who is it? 302 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:37,782 Hey. Sofi... who is it? 303 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,535 Oh God! 304 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,498 Sofi, Oh, fuck 305 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,542 Andrea. Oh God. Who is it? 306 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,669 - Eh. Hold on, let me turn on the light - Andrea... 307 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,796 Just don't leave me alone! 308 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,007 Andrea! 309 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,638 Andrea? 310 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:12,942 Oh, fuck! 311 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,444 Andrea...? 312 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,076 Oh, fuck! 313 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,458 Oh, fuck! Oh! Oh! 314 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,588 - Oh, fuck! - Andrea? 315 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,466 Sofi... 316 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,219 What did you do to my husband? 317 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,055 - Sofi, come here - Don't touch me! 318 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,307 - Do not touch me! - No, no, no, no, no. Babe 319 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:48,352 What did you do to my husband? Don't come any closer! 320 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:59,447 - Sofi... shit... Sofi, come here, come here... - Andrea! 321 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,616 - Sofi, Sofi, Sofi, Sofi... Sofi... - Stay there! 322 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,869 - Stay there... - Ok, I'll stay here 323 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,871 It's ok, relax 324 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,499 - Where'sAndrea? - Relax... 325 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,212 What the fuck did I do? 326 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,354 No 327 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,022 Whoops, sorry! 328 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,108 What the fuck did I do? 329 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,403 So'! Sofi, come here! Come 330 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:49,789 Sofi... 331 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:54,877 I'm sorry... 332 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,674 No, no, monster. Come here, it's all right, come on 333 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,010 Let's go to sleep, it's all right, come on 334 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,570 He fell asleep. Ok? Yeah... 335 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,699 It's... You'reAndrea, right? 336 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,911 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 337 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:33,040 - What did you do to me? - I dunno 338 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,087 Charlie, and... 339 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,048 I don't know how it happened. It shouldn't... 340 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,426 It should just transmit the thoughts but... 341 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,305 It's unbelievable, do you get it?! 342 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,974 What do I care that it's unbelievable?! 343 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,852 I don't want to be like this, give myself back to me 344 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,855 Something must have... must have clearly short-circuited 345 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,732 - What'd that be? - I dunno 346 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,985 It swapped the whole mind The only thing I can imagine... 347 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,321 But it can be fixed, right?! Yeah? 348 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,073 Can it be fixed? Yeah? 349 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,744 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 350 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,583 It must be when... yeah, 351 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,502 the memories of the lab rats are engaged 352 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,714 I'm not a lab rat! I'm not an experiment! 353 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:25,384 - Honey! Babe... you gotta relax, uh - How can you ask me that?! 354 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:29,847 Look... Years spent taking them off. Look! 355 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,770 Ok 356 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:44,362 ...hold on 357 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:53,996 I don't know what the fuck to do 358 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,040 - It doesn't look like it's broken - Doesn't look like it or... it's broken 359 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,792 Sofi, it's not broken! It is not broken 360 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,545 If I try to transmit the pictures the machine works. It's just... 361 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:06,300 - It's just? - It's programmed to transmitjust one thought 362 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,260 It's got one single fucking function! 363 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,929 Uh, doesn't look like it to me... 364 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,556 Go 365 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,397 The trulli ofAlberobello 366 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,693 Ok, hold on 367 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,321 Go 368 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,413 Gross, pig 369 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,710 A small cup 370 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:46,215 I saw the small cup, I saw the oven, I saw the sage... 371 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,468 Uh, but why you keep hitting this button here!? 372 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:50,845 Don't touch it, don't touch it! 373 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:54,807 Look, look, look here... an unplugged wire. Uh, perhaps... 374 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:58,477 - This one has to be out? - Sofia stop it! 375 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,981 Goddamn it... 376 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,861 You don't know what to do, you say that... that you don't understand... 377 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:12,616 and I thought I could help. I'm not feeling well, sorry 378 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,495 - I think I'm gonna faint - No, I am sorry 379 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,122 Relax, come on 380 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:21,459 - Mom! - Coming sweetie! One sec... 381 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,841 Ok, here's what we're going to do: 382 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:33,262 we haveAngelica take the kids to school, we call in sick 383 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,891 and I get to work on this in peace. In peace 384 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,352 Relax, I'm going to work this out You hear me? 385 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,771 - No, no, no, no, no - Why not? 386 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:46,650 - Uh, I got the live broadcast - Oh, fuck. So what? 387 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:48,652 I can't... I can't call in sick. No, no... 388 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,237 I won't call in sick for the broadcast... 389 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,865 No, no. Absolutely not. Not a chance in the world. No 390 00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,913 What is it? 391 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:04,919 - No, no! - Listen to me, you... listen, you... 392 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:08,297 You've got to do this... you've got to... you made this mess! 393 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:12,051 Damn me and the moment I let you put those... those things on me 394 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,762 I was fine, I had had my infusion... I wanted to go to bed 395 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,556 And instead of saying fuck you like I should've done years ago, 396 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,308 I even sat on that fucking chair! 397 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,560 And it does my head in... and it's no use 398 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,940 It's no use getting pissed off It's no use getting pissed off 399 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,280 Good morning 400 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,326 - Darling... - Everything alright? 401 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:40,663 Yeah. Something came up. 402 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,206 Maybe you could take care of the kids today, 403 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,166 and also pick them up, it would help immensely 404 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,210 Alright 405 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:49,838 Thanks for coming 406 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,092 Something happened? 407 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:56,845 Darling, you... do you find anything different... in me? 408 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,729 Anything, even the smallest thing could help me understand 409 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,065 Understand what? 410 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,609 Is this... is this the real thing? 411 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:15,948 - You mean... - Me... me and you, here, now... 412 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,742 this... is this real? - Sofi, will you help me with these? 413 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,330 Good morning 414 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,874 The kids are in there already 415 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:30,879 Here 416 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,967 - Keep pushing your feet and you'll snag them - Fucking boring... 417 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,761 It's fifteen denier, do you know how much these cost!? 418 00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:40,848 No, no, a little less. Not on the heel. You'll break the heels like this. 419 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,975 When you're standing... on the heel 420 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:46,854 So, Vittoria is sitting to your left, ok? To your... 421 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,522 - Hi Sofia! - Hey Nick 422 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,525 Anna is by the cameras: she'll tell you when to cut in, 423 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,485 when to fade, when to stop, and all that. - Yeah. 424 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:57,406 Christian's the director. Well, anyway, you have the autocue 425 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,908 in front ofyou... The autocue in front. 426 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,244 You just have to read it. Oh, come on. Jesus! Always complaining... 427 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,747 It's just heels, it's not like you gotta save the world 428 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,542 So, once again. Today's episode is about violence against women... 429 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:11,545 I get it, I get it. Come on, I'll read the autocue. I'm not stupid 430 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:14,006 Anyway, I'm going to be right here, ok? 431 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,305 Oh, shit! 432 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,390 Make up! 433 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,148 Hi Ivan 434 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,569 I'm... I am Andrea. Sofia's husband 435 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,697 - I'm here for moral support - Delighted 436 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:43,410 Listen, I already put on... some primer and foundation, 437 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:49,083 and I'd like a very light make up on her Mascara, eyeliner, and eye shadow 438 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:53,462 and... I'd try for a very refined, sophisticated look 439 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:58,926 Use this for the... for the lips 440 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,970 - I'll leave your suit here, Sofia - Thanks Lida 441 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,349 I'm gonna check the autocue, alright? See you later 442 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,184 Bye 443 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,234 Where are you, shitbird? 444 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:19,446 Hi Michele, Andrea can't make it today, is everything alright? 445 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:22,366 Ah, it's you. Hi. Uh, can you put Andrea on? 446 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,951 Ahem, you can talk to me 447 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,370 Hey, I need to speak with Andrea, Will you put him on? Thanks 448 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:29,957 No, no, no, no 449 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,506 - Hi Michele - What a pain in the ass she is 450 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:42,010 - Controlling your phone too, now? - Listen, ahem, I can't come today 451 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,763 I'm... I'm... I'm too sick. I already told... 452 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:48,016 - Maria! - Maria, I already told Maria 453 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:51,854 You have no idea how infected I am, for real Cover up for me! Uh, ok? 454 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,022 - Hey, what the fuck, man! - Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? 455 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,399 Take a little tiredness off, uh, don't know if... 456 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,526 You've got to bring back Charlie! 457 00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,403 Lo Foco summoned us 458 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,655 - Tell him you're going - No but I can't. No, no. No, no... 459 00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:05,159 No. Look, Michele, I really can't 460 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:08,287 Listen, you've got to bring it back before all hell breaks loose, alright? 461 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:12,040 I'll make sure nobody enters the laboratory. Come on, move your ass! 462 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,294 Look Michele, I'm really si... what a cold 463 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:19,298 Michele! Hello... Michele, Michele, Michele! 464 00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:22,551 No, no, no, no. You've got to go, you've got to go! Go home, take Charlie 465 00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,636 and bring it to Michele. You don't speak with anybody 466 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:27,139 and if someone stops you, pretend you're on a rush, come on, 467 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,932 it always works to avoid a pest 468 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,643 - But What are you going to do here? - Yeah, I'll read the fucking autocue 469 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:35,189 Uh, sorry, but if I bring Charlie we... won't swap anymore... 470 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,648 Go, go, just go!! 471 00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:41,403 What if it's one of those days we doctors operate? 472 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:44,573 Go home, and... wrap your hand in a bandage, and... say you've got a 473 00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:47,701 terrible tendinitis. Say you got Quervain 474 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,077 - Quervain? - Quervain 475 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:54,458 Any problem, ask forAnna, ok? Bye Ivan 476 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,668 - Bye - Look for Michele 477 00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,296 What's this? 478 00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:01,089 Let's fire up your gaze 479 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,551 No! 480 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,095 Your husband's a piece of meat... 481 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,722 No, no, no, no, no, no! 482 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,887 Would you be so kind, I... 483 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,228 ...I'm sorry, Dr. Rossini's room? I... 484 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,897 Go fuck yourself Rossini, even a room you want now?! 485 00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:02,484 Oh! Nothing beats a sound fuck you to start off the day 486 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,611 Listen, I'll go, uh, thanks Michele. I'm sorry 487 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:05,904 as I said, I'm... 488 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:11,285 What you doing? Seems like Ferrara and Alberti' are going to be fired 489 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,495 - Ah, I'm sorry to hear - What, you're sorry?! 490 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:14,872 Lo Foco wants to see us at the meeting with the others 491 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:16,540 We gotta submit the research as soon as possible 492 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:17,875 Did you try it? Did you try it? Say, does it work? 493 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:19,668 - What? - How do you mean what? Charlie! 494 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,628 Ah, Charlie. Ah, ahem, uh... 495 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:24,631 Eh, in its own way... 496 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:28,302 What's up with you? What's wrong with you? 497 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,679 I told you, I'm sick... My head is... 498 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:33,557 Let me get this is your wife always such a huge pain in the ass? 499 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:36,268 What do you know? You got any idea how big of a dick 500 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,936 I am with my wife at home? 501 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,813 - Good morning - Uh, good morning doctor, I'm sorry 502 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,815 - We got the EEG results - Yay! 503 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,651 And the data you asked for from the lab... 504 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,696 Also, there's been a hitch, Lo Foco's meeting 505 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,949 has been moved to the operating theater. Room 3 506 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,327 No, not the operating theatre. I can't... I can't operate! 507 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:56,955 I've got a suspect... I think I got a Givench... A Guerl... tendinitis. 508 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,291 Eh, tendinitis... - Let them know both of us are going in, ok? 509 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,918 Awesome. Instead, I... 510 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:06,173 - we, what do we do? - Go bring comfort to the sick 511 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,677 Uhm, yeah. Anyway. Maria, listen 512 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,347 take this to the lab, you know where Please, be gentle... 513 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:15,933 Bye 514 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:20,312 Pretty, huh, constantly all over me. Come on... - Where? - Here. 515 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,364 Hey, imagine if the research passes: 516 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,449 we will finally stop worrying ourselves sick 517 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,326 that they can kick us out anytime, I'm sick of it. 518 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,453 I'm telling you: I'm so sick of it. 519 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:47,005 What you doing, won't you wash your hands? 520 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,258 Got the bandage 521 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,512 So what, uh... with the bandage 522 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:56,848 - Hey, I want you on top of it, huh - Yeah 523 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:59,142 - On it, come on! Don't give up on me now, huh - No 524 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,019 We can't let Brancati screw us 525 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,230 Look at his face. Look at his nose 526 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:06,108 I bet he's got a tiny dick I'm sure he's got a weenie 527 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:10,529 Well, anyway... We'll listen to what Lo Foco has to say, 528 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,032 and then go. We're not gonna do anything, aren't we? 529 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:18,412 Damn. Ah... it's a perfect day to cut up some brains 530 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:20,539 It's a perfect day 531 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,635 Uh, everything... fell... 532 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,642 News have wings, so I'll cut to the chase 533 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:47,816 It's not official, but whoever gets the grant gets tenure 534 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:53,321 I want brilliant ideas for my department, 535 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:55,073 think outside of the box 536 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,702 Not the bad impression you gave last semester... 537 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,329 How's your research going, Rossini? 538 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:06,835 - Well, the research... - Frozen procedure, please 539 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,713 ...It's going. It's going... 540 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,590 Will you assist me, Rossini? 541 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,092 Well, the research... 542 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,725 - Shall I assist you? - Brancati 543 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:24,352 Sure professor. Forceps 544 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:28,982 - Doctor, are you alright? - Yes, yes... 545 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:33,070 - Want me to bring you some water with sugar? - No, no. Look I'm fine, thanks 546 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,073 I'm fine, I'm fine 547 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,494 Everything was spinning, couldn't see anything. Whoo! 548 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,499 Doctor, your phone is ringing 549 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:51,755 Ah. Ah. My son must have changed the ringtone. It's alright, thanks 550 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:55,008 Angi, is everything alright? The kids? 551 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,261 - Hello - Hi, something happened? 552 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,014 Nothing, I just wanted to know how you're feeling... 553 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:05,018 Yeah, well, fine, more or less... 554 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,898 - This a bad moment? - No, I was... 555 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,985 I was in the operating theatre, why? 556 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,782 And you stopped just to answer my call? 557 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:24,538 It was just to say that you've been so sweet to me today, 558 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:33,547 I was so happy to talk. It was... special, like always... for me. 559 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:38,009 Angelica, sorry, I... I ... 560 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:41,555 Yeah... anyway, gotta go now, bye 561 00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:57,654 "I'm doing itjust for you". "Tommaso is such a special kid, 562 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:00,323 as good looking as his daddy". Ah! 563 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:03,827 "I was wondering what your favorite color is". Red! 564 00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:07,539 So beautiful... 565 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,584 Hey, what the fuck's wrong with you?! 566 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,419 We could assist Lo Foco 567 00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:14,212 You know that losing the operating theatre means losing everything 568 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,716 Do I have an affair with my babysitter? 569 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:20,093 You're asking me? 570 00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:22,679 Michele, do focus and answer me 571 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:26,808 Have I ever told you I've done something with my babysitter? 572 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:31,605 - Something... like what? - Michele do I fuck my babysitter or not?! 573 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:38,570 - Oh my nasty, dirty old shitbird! - Don't touch me! 574 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:42,199 Oh God! Why are you all obsessed with that thing down there, huh?! 575 00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:43,617 A penis they've got... a penis 576 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,203 - Ah, there he is. Good morning, doctor! - There he is. Morning 577 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:49,873 Well, technically our round's over, so... what should we do now? 578 00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:52,709 You do what you did before, but better. There 579 00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:55,503 No. Ahem, doctor, I'm sorry. It's... it's ten... 580 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,381 - Is it...? Is it... is it? - It's ten 581 00:36:58,507 --> 00:37:00,133 - Ten - Ahem, where's a TV in here? 582 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,469 - ATV? - Maria, where's the TV? 583 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:04,638 I'd say in the nurses station... 584 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,890 And the nurses station is... and the nurses station is... 585 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,100 - Down there - Down there, to the left... 586 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,519 - No, no, down there - Down there, to the left... 587 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,730 - To the right... - Right! I know. Let's go! 588 00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:19,611 - Good morning - Good morning 589 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,530 - Hold on a second, uh - Sure, go ahead 590 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:23,907 And now I'm pleased to introduce to you a woman... 591 00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:27,118 Doctor, we've already checked all oftoday's hospitalizations 592 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:35,168 Ladies and gentlemen, let's say "Good morning today" to Sofia Valente! 593 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,554 A bit more elegant, Sofia, come on 594 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,433 - Don't walk before the screen - No, no, no, no, sorry! 595 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,816 - Do you know her, doctor? - Yes, yes. It's my wife 596 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,652 - Ah! What a beautiful woman! - Thanks 597 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,835 - What are you doing, are you touching me?! - I want to watch too 598 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,586 Zoom in, quick 599 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:23,925 Good morning everybody. Welcome... to our... daily... segment 600 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:30,223 She's had a problem with her... with her hips, she cannot cross her legs 601 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:34,185 The apt title... would be... '...and man... destroyed... woman' 602 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,481 Close your legs! Close'em! 603 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,820 Our first guest is... 604 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,488 Very elegant, congratulations 605 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,490 criminologist... Emma Tozzi 606 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:50,744 Look at her... 607 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,330 Look at her, come on, look at her 608 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:54,748 It's her! 609 00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:59,753 - Good morning - Good morning 610 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,757 Read, read the autocue... no?! Read the autocue 611 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,259 Uh, they have autocues in shows, you know? 612 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,763 So... Emma... let's talk about violence against women 613 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:14,893 Give floor to guest... to guest 614 00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:16,895 Yes, uh, yes Sofia 615 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,105 - In the world, more than... - Did she just read the cue out loud? 616 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:22,776 more than 600.000 women are victims of physical and sexual violence. 617 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,778 And especially with rape 618 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:30,283 there's the very serious issue of the shame the victim feels, 619 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:35,538 almost as if she blamed herself for what happened 620 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:44,672 The autocue, the autocue! 621 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:51,137 Ahem... ahem... women... blaming themselves, 622 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,806 Sofia, breathe, honey 623 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,058 The, the wo... the, the... 624 00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:56,434 - She got nervous, doc - Huh? 625 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,937 - She got nervous - Uh, it can happen in front of the... 626 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,399 The audience, sure. It happens 627 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,568 - Well, she's doing great - Quiet, please 628 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:11,950 The... the, the woman, who blames herself, is ashamed... 629 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:14,828 it's a contradiction... 630 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:18,289 and then we have these alarming figures... 631 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:20,458 And now we will say goodbye 632 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:24,337 - because we've got ten seconds left - How do you mean a contradiction? 633 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,173 No! Eh, no, no. Eh, no, no Don't provoke her, uh, no... 634 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,676 I don't get your meaning 635 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:33,346 That actually... 636 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:36,683 That... that sometimes it happens you see someone, you know... 637 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:38,935 miniskirt, knowing smile, and you think it's done, 638 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:42,105 but then she gets like 'what were you thinking?' 639 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:44,607 'you out ofyour mind?' 640 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,235 I mean... you end up being the asshole. You know, 641 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,736 The asshole? 642 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,447 Hey doc, did she just say asshole?! 643 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,449 I wish she'd only said that 644 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,576 It's just that she... 645 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,871 she pushes it, and then she turns the tables 646 00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:58,997 and says it was all in your head 647 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,248 It's a major issue, 648 00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:02,208 - a sensible issue - Fantastic! 649 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:04,627 Here I am back with you 650 00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:06,463 Thanks Sofia 651 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,131 This is a hospital, by the way, 652 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:09,883 It's not like we're here to watch TV. Come on! 653 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,846 Stop! 654 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,516 Disaster... 655 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,644 Christian! Fuck! 656 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:25,023 Ok break, we're off-air 657 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,775 This one's a bitch, 658 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:30,528 a huge, fucking, bitch! 659 00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:32,280 Sofi, Sofi, 660 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:34,657 honey, what happened to you? 661 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:36,659 Uh... the autocue was off 662 00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:40,497 I told you so. Didn't I tell you she was a bitch? 663 00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:42,415 I said so 664 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:43,917 Calm down, calm down 665 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,419 This was her first live recording, perhaps she had some problems 666 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,545 - Do calm down, come on - Out! 667 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:51,925 I am miss elegance... elegance! Miss elegance, you hear me?! 668 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,801 And this one comes to my show 669 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:56,012 - to flash her panties! - Calm down! 670 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,056 Old people watch this show, 671 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,308 - remember? Old people, for Christ's sake! - Enough! 672 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,062 - Water - Go have a glass ofwater, come on 673 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,688 Anna! 674 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,191 How long does it take to get some water?! 675 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:15,698 So, what's your problem? 676 00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:18,451 No, no. No problem 677 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,421 Have fun now, dickhead 678 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,989 Hey, give me a hand here, please? 679 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:00,493 You made a fool of myself 680 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,371 What the hell were you thinking? 681 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,624 Are you pissed at me? Do you hate me? Tell me, tell me 682 00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:09,836 What you doing? 683 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,006 I just weaned her and you let her back at the tit again? 684 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:18,386 Sweetie! Come here, come, come 685 00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:20,722 How'd it go? Did you bring it back? 686 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,265 No, you don't get it 687 00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,601 They handed me a grinder, 688 00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,894 and there was an open skull lying on the table 689 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:29,022 An open skull on the table... as if that's ordinary 690 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:30,523 I don't know... 691 00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:32,025 What a shitty day 692 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,277 This is a map of the hospital 693 00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:36,279 Tomorrow morning you go there, 694 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:37,989 meet Michele at the lab at 11 , 695 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,782 you give him my research 696 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,284 and you two take it to Lo Foco 697 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,244 Sorry, can't we just ask Michele to help us? 698 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,746 Perhaps he knows how to make the machine work 699 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:46,789 - No, Michele doesn't know how to use it - Of course not. 700 00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:49,042 Then, why don't we ask Brancati? 701 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:51,377 - You say he's so smart - No, Brancati is a douchebag 702 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:57,884 - Hey... how many are you having? - The usual... 703 00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:59,927 Will you stop pigging out with my body! 704 00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,432 What'd you have for lunch today? 705 00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:06,809 Carbonara 706 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:09,145 Say what?! 707 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,439 And two arancinis 708 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,651 Do you know how much weight I gained during pregnancy!?! 709 00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,819 I lost thirty pounds! And I have five more to go! 710 00:44:16,945 --> 00:44:19,447 No, uh, I'm sorry Starting tomorrow it's only salads, 711 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:21,783 no cold cuts, no carbohydrates, nothing... 712 00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:23,409 no fried food, no sugar 713 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:25,161 Water as much as you like! 714 00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:27,580 No wonder you're always pissed off 715 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,476 Sofia we gotta go. We're live in five 716 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:03,991 Oh, fuck, I got a pussy now 717 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:13,960 Oh god... 718 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:18,005 By the way, yesterday went good 719 00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:21,008 Sofia... 720 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:23,845 Sofia, do you know what they call you in here now? 721 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,139 - Don't know, live panties...? - No 722 00:45:27,015 --> 00:45:29,142 Miss 15%. 723 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:32,270 You hit a 15% share, you aced it 724 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:35,022 Though to be honest 725 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:36,983 the panties trick was a bit over the top, 726 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,152 but it worked. Ready? 727 00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:42,655 Jesus, you're smoking hot...! 728 00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:47,285 Come on let's go, let's go, come on 729 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,541 As you know, women 730 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:56,502 get the highest scores at competitive exams, right? 731 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,045 - Good for them! - Yes, indeed, 732 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,673 but then we are forced into a system 733 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:05,928 that expects a woman to ask for maternity leave, 734 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:09,515 and you get how huge an actual sexist discrimination this is, 735 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:12,310 Honestly, though... Would you leave your newborn child 736 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,771 home alone, all day long, with your husband? 737 00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:17,899 You see this... this tiny little thing 738 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:19,192 quite ugly too, 739 00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:21,569 crying, crying, crying, 740 00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:23,154 - he wants the tit! - Bitch 741 00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:41,672 Sorry... 742 00:46:49,431 --> 00:46:52,225 Doctor! Thank goodness, what do we do? 743 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:56,103 No, I can't. Just research, I... Really need to focus 744 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,230 Doctor there's nobody else, 745 00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:58,981 you're the only one who can take care of it 746 00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:00,483 Oh my god... 747 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,445 you two: follow me! 748 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,118 Can you tell me your name? 749 00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:13,079 Do you hear me, mister? Can you tell me your name? 750 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:15,122 Lucas... Lucius... Lupus...! 751 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:16,874 he doesn't know it, come on, he doesn't know 752 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:20,127 what we do in such a case? Quick... please 753 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,255 Uh, well, I'd perform an X-ray of the skull 754 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:23,881 Right, what about you? No... 755 00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:26,133 No, I'd perform a no-contrast CT scan 756 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,469 Come on! ... So negative! Jesus 757 00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,721 Why not going for a total body too, then? 758 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:33,391 I think the doctor here is jinxing things a little 759 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:38,271 Listen, so, there's your mom lying on this stretcher 760 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,773 ...imagine it's your mom... do you greenlight the procedure? 761 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,358 Uh... what do you say? 762 00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:45,027 Well, he's confused, 763 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,029 it could be just the shock 764 00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:49,615 but there's also a chance that he's got a fractured skull, 765 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:53,536 in such a case there's a 5-10% chance of endocranial lesion 766 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:54,787 It's... it's not like it's nothing... I mean... 767 00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:57,623 of all people, why should we run the risk of... of... 768 00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,042 Excellentjob, doctor. Come on 769 00:48:00,627 --> 00:48:02,670 let's move him to radiology. Come on 770 00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:05,381 Maria... 771 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:09,010 it's called male arrogance, they stuff their head 772 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:10,136 with it since they're toddlers 773 00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:13,556 - That's why they go ahead more than us. Go, go - Thanks! 774 00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:17,810 Rossini, 775 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,187 how's the research going? 776 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:23,190 Good... 777 00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,403 - Ah! Brancati... - Yes? 778 00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:29,906 I was thinking, 779 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:31,824 since we're working on the same subject 780 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:34,702 why notjoin forces, huh? 781 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,414 - Shall we have a hot drink? - Sure! 782 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:40,207 - I'm buying - Well, I bet... 783 00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:16,369 No sorry, I'm a little stressed out, I'm sorry 784 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:19,372 I can see it... 785 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:28,005 Listen, go ahead 786 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:32,385 - and skip the board meeting today - Ok 787 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,596 You take a couple of hours to yourself 788 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,390 you lay back, ok? 789 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:39,767 And, please, stand up... 790 00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:41,644 - What the hell! - Come on! 791 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,022 And smile. Come on, smile, Sofia... 792 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:49,360 - Yeah, we need to work on that - Yeah 793 00:49:51,029 --> 00:49:52,113 Come on! 794 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:07,044 So... this one here is part of the same thing... 795 00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:09,547 and, yes, this one too... 796 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,883 Huh, very interesting 797 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:14,635 Alright, you take all of it 798 00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:17,263 - And let me know - Sure! 799 00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:19,265 So, listen, I'll give it a read this evening, 800 00:50:19,307 --> 00:50:20,766 and get back to you in a few days 801 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:22,268 - Sure, alright - Thanks! 802 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,645 - Bye - Bye! 803 00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:32,194 Didn't take that much, huh... It wasn't that hard, huh 804 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:42,329 Andrea! 805 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,460 I was in the neighborhood and I thought I'd drop by to say hi 806 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:55,843 Listen, I know you're good at hiding your feelings 807 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:58,846 But I get your signals 808 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:02,099 Even ifyou get close, 809 00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:04,602 touch me, and then run away 810 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:07,813 Touch you?! But no, this is not normal... 811 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:12,109 it doesn't happen between a babysitter and the father ofthe kids 812 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,986 she babysits 813 00:51:14,112 --> 00:51:16,489 And does this happen often... 814 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:19,116 What the hell are you doing? 815 00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:24,371 Angelica, Angelica, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry 816 00:51:24,956 --> 00:51:26,248 Really, I don't get what's going on 817 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,374 you did the same yesterday morning 818 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:28,876 Listen, I have no idea what I did yesterday morning... 819 00:51:29,002 --> 00:51:30,252 You know how I feel, no? 820 00:51:30,837 --> 00:51:32,088 Face up to reality! 821 00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:34,840 Look, believe me, that that's exactly what I'm trying to do 822 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:37,093 The reality here is that you're a terrific girl, 823 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,594 wonderful, smart, 824 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:40,513 and that you will meet a beautiful boy 825 00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:41,847 Angelica, 826 00:51:42,015 --> 00:51:45,142 This thing ofyou... you... kissing me, Did it happen before? 827 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:57,488 Well, it is interesting... 828 00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,907 Children want the mother... 829 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:02,409 You have a different relationship... 830 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:05,538 You're the only ones who know how to calm her down when she cries ... 831 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:08,541 - She's as dumb as she's hot - You? 832 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,042 You... who? 833 00:52:11,419 --> 00:52:13,295 Us... us mothers! 834 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:15,923 Hey! 835 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,177 She could be your daughter 836 00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:22,680 Aren't you ashamed ofyourself? 837 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,684 I'm so grossed out Are you for real?! 838 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,310 - What kind of a man are you... - Huh? 839 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:30,187 Sofi... 840 00:52:31,189 --> 00:52:33,816 Never in my life. I'd have expected something like this from you! 841 00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:36,068 Never! 842 00:52:39,072 --> 00:52:40,156 Sofi will you calm down now, please... 843 00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:42,449 No, no, no, no, I will not calm down, fuck ever! 844 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,577 Listen, so, first it's the texts, 845 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,829 then, then, then, then she kissed me you know you... 846 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,290 she kissed me on one ofyour dates outside the hospital, 847 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:51,333 - shameful... - What dates? 848 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:53,169 What did you do, huh? What did you do? 849 00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:55,838 You put the kids to bed and then did it here, on the couch?? 850 00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:58,340 - So gross! In my house... - You talking aboutAngelica? 851 00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:01,427 Oh, because there's others? Bravo! Bravo! 852 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,470 My hunkie with the weenie 853 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:06,473 Do not look at me as ifyou know nothing about it 854 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,309 Smartass... huh, now he's a smartass too... 855 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:10,102 Listen, didn't we need a babysitter? 856 00:53:10,812 --> 00:53:13,189 And this was the only one you liked in years, the only one... 857 00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:15,441 - Clearly I wasn't the only one who took a liking to her - Ok, alright 858 00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:17,610 I'm not stupid, I see how she looks at me 859 00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,945 But I keep her at bay, nothing, nothing's ever happened 860 00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:22,948 - Oh sure, nothing's ever happened Sure... - Fuck no! 861 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,993 Listen, she says you approach her, that you touch her, and then that... 862 00:53:26,077 --> 00:53:27,244 that you go away... 863 00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:29,246 That you did things to her What things? 864 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:30,998 I didn't do anything to her, who do you think I am 865 00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:32,625 Oh god, I cannot believe it 866 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,585 I mean... eleven years, two kids... with the average man 867 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:37,588 I'm married to the average man! Jesus Christ. I can't believe it 868 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:39,757 Andrea what'd you do to her yesterday morning? 869 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,383 Will you tell me, huh?! 870 00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:45,763 Oh, damn 871 00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:49,642 Oh my goodness. Come on! It... huh! 872 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:52,895 What? 873 00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:57,900 Really... I was just... being kind, I... yesterday morning 874 00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:00,110 Ah! There it is. There it is 875 00:54:00,153 --> 00:54:02,279 See?! See?! It was you! 876 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:04,907 I don't know what you did yesterday morning 877 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:06,784 but you used my body 878 00:54:06,868 --> 00:54:09,411 to lead her to believe what she wants me to say 879 00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:12,248 and not what I mean to say. - Ok, you're right. 880 00:54:12,290 --> 00:54:15,542 Uh, no, 'cause you women are so good at this 881 00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,753 Ok, I'm sorry. Where you going? 882 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,297 Having a drink, damn it 883 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,551 Well, I'm sorry. Uh, sorry 884 00:54:28,807 --> 00:54:31,308 You really fired up there, huh... 885 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,937 - So you care a little about me, after all. - Of course I care 886 00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:40,442 By the way, I don't believe the things I said 887 00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,779 Yes, I was surprised 888 00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:48,284 I watched you today... 889 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:54,206 I'm sorry. For everything 890 00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:00,087 - Who is it? - Yes? 891 00:55:00,171 --> 00:55:03,716 Mrs. Rossini, the principal speaking. I need to talk you in my office. 892 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,302 Sure, yes, yes. I'll be right there with my wife 893 00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:09,179 Who is it? 894 00:55:10,181 --> 00:55:12,725 Sofi, it's not like you've got to get like this every time I speak... 895 00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:14,184 - Please... - I'm sorry! 896 00:55:14,352 --> 00:55:17,229 - Who is it? - The principal, come on, let's go! 897 00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:31,118 "My life is tough, 898 00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:33,245 mom and dad have switched, 899 00:55:33,371 --> 00:55:35,873 they call each with the other's name 900 00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:39,251 Daddy wants me to pee sitting down 901 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,253 and kisses me a lot." 902 00:55:42,088 --> 00:55:43,130 Shit... 903 00:55:43,214 --> 00:55:45,132 "Mommy says bad words 904 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:48,886 then she punches the man in the park in the stomach." 905 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,512 A degenerate 906 00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:55,392 "Daddy cries, he looks at himself in the mirror and slaps himself." 907 00:55:59,272 --> 00:56:01,523 - Well, it can happen - Uh, thanks 908 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:02,858 "We are not happy 909 00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:06,362 It's my fault that I did the magic with the wand." 910 00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:11,742 You do understand that all this is unacceptable 911 00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:14,244 The child is not only reporting serious episodes, 912 00:56:14,287 --> 00:56:16,413 he blames himself 913 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:22,669 Alright, but language-wise it sounds perfect to me. No? 914 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,046 Uh, for his age... 915 00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:29,259 there's only... three red marks 916 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,653 Daddy, daddy! 917 00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:51,657 Sweetie! 918 00:56:52,158 --> 00:56:54,701 ...no! ...So cool! 919 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:58,705 He's so light. Look, 920 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:03,460 this is crazy. Look, look Ah! ...Look, 921 00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:08,549 Stop it! 922 00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:17,933 He's all his daddy! Look, look! 923 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:21,228 Cool! 924 00:57:21,729 --> 00:57:23,105 Not the swing, huh? 925 00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:27,484 - Shall we go on the swing, eh? - Cool! 926 00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:33,991 Hold on. Daddy... Hold on, daddy is not feeling well. Just a minute 927 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:36,702 Like this... wow! 928 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:41,498 - I caught it, though - Bravo! 929 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:43,876 Go, stand there... stand there, go! 930 00:57:44,502 --> 00:57:48,505 - Ready? Going? - Come on daddy, kick it! 931 00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:54,595 Oh my god! 932 00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:58,015 You're sure it's not a concussion, right? 933 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:00,893 What, a concussion? 934 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:04,771 - You think I should wake him up? - Don't be silly! Come here 935 00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:06,523 - You sure? - Come here 936 00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:13,155 Did you see how worried he was? 937 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:18,619 I almost killed my son today 938 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:22,164 What an awful mother... god, what a mess 939 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:26,376 Come here, come on. Come here... come on 940 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:37,054 You're a wonderful mother, you hear me? 941 00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:45,187 When Tommaso was born, with all my anxieties, 942 00:58:48,274 --> 00:58:50,442 the only thing that kept me calm 943 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,444 was knowing that you were his mother 944 00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,284 I miss you 945 00:59:00,161 --> 00:59:01,662 I miss the way we were 946 00:59:26,479 --> 00:59:29,106 Ahem, sorry... I'm sorry... 947 00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:33,110 Nevermind it, maybe we try again, no? 948 00:59:34,487 --> 00:59:35,862 Come here 949 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,631 Sorry, sorry... no I'm sorry 950 00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:59,261 It's like... it feels like kissing a man, it's not like... 951 00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:01,513 who would actually be me... so 952 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,724 Yeah, yeah, don't worry. Come on 953 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,480 Oh, who the fuck cares! 954 01:00:21,367 --> 01:00:23,118 - No, no, listen... - Come on, the one time you're in the mood... 955 01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:26,163 No, no. You were right before, I was kidding. Don't... 956 01:00:26,247 --> 01:00:29,291 - Babe, come on! - Hold on... 957 01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,543 Don't look at me 958 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,670 Easy! 959 01:00:34,505 --> 01:00:36,632 - Ok, hold on - Easy 960 01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:39,635 - Oh god! - No. What is it? 961 01:00:39,677 --> 01:00:42,012 - You feeling it? Touch it - What? No! 962 01:00:43,014 --> 01:00:44,431 Hold on, let me get the light... 963 01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:46,933 No, no, ifyou turn on the light it's the end of me! 964 01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:50,437 - Shut up... don't move... - Ah, it might happen that you don't ... 965 01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:54,524 - What...? What is it? - Uh, that you don't reach it 966 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:57,527 - Reach who? - The orgasm 967 01:00:57,570 --> 01:01:00,781 - You might not reach it... - What, me, not coming? Huh? 968 01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:04,826 It's a little more complicated for us 969 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,538 Uh... alright... so what? 970 01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:14,544 - Yeah, easier though, uh. My goodness! - Uh, no. It's so, it's so... 971 01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:20,092 - Quiet, quiet. Quiet, you'll wake the kids! - Oh fuck! Oh fuck! 972 01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:50,497 Fuck, I want to stay a woman forever 973 01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:52,624 Babe... 974 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,335 By the way, having a dick is fun! 975 01:01:57,088 --> 01:01:58,588 I'd say so... 976 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,384 Oh, babe I missed you so much 977 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,137 Hold on... 978 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,391 - Oh no, turn it back off - Yeah, no, of course... 979 01:02:13,771 --> 01:02:15,397 Mom? 980 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:18,525 Mom! 981 01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:25,031 - Oh god it's late! - Mom! 982 01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:27,033 I'll go, uh... 983 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:30,662 Coming! 984 01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,558 We have a mortgage 985 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:53,769 It's... it's a family house 986 01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:55,520 Based on these papers, you can get 987 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:57,022 the house and the family allowance from the divorce 988 01:02:57,190 --> 01:03:00,025 Basically, we're going to ruin him 989 01:03:25,092 --> 01:03:27,803 - Have you been to a lawyer? - What? 990 01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:33,099 Did you take our accounts to a divorce lawyer? 991 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,686 Answer me 992 01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:43,610 Let's go in the other room for a moment 993 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:50,367 You went to a lawyer, you talked about divorce, 994 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,954 you got back home and didn't say shit to me 995 01:03:55,706 --> 01:03:58,375 "I think we should start talking about divorce", I get it 996 01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:00,752 Meanwhile, you'd already done all your accounting 997 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,754 Andrea, it really was just to understand 998 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:06,758 Who am I with? All my bank accounts, oh! 999 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:07,884 How did you find out? 1000 01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:09,761 - I'm sorry, who told you? - All of them! 1001 01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:12,639 I saw, I had... like a flash, one ofyour memories 1002 01:04:12,723 --> 01:04:14,391 I saw everything 1003 01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:21,106 - Good morning. - Tommaso is having breakfast in the kitchen 1004 01:04:21,148 --> 01:04:22,858 Margherita is in her room 1005 01:04:23,234 --> 01:04:24,609 Get them ready 1006 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:30,407 It really... was just to understand 1007 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:32,409 Plus, the lawyer says that the accounts are part of the process, 1008 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:34,411 but I would have never done anything bad to you 1009 01:04:34,495 --> 01:04:35,537 Sure, and still I'm the one who doesn't talk? 1010 01:04:35,621 --> 01:04:37,914 Yeah but sorry, you had the house appraised and didn't tell me 1011 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,749 When I talk about moving out oftown 1012 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:40,876 I do it for us, you hear me? 1013 01:04:40,918 --> 01:04:43,503 - For us, for the two of us, for us together! - For us, in your plans, 1014 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,672 because if I move to the country I lose myjob 1015 01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:47,883 And who's the one who must give everything up, me, of course, right? 1016 01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:51,052 I don't earn enough, do you get it? I don't make enough money 1017 01:04:51,178 --> 01:04:52,429 I get it ifyou talk to me 1018 01:04:52,513 --> 01:04:54,431 How is it we managed with the money before and now we don't? 1019 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:56,141 Because I put everything in the research 1020 01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:58,143 and the salary is not enough! There! 1021 01:04:59,812 --> 01:05:01,271 I'm borrowing it from Michele 1022 01:05:02,523 --> 01:05:04,190 You invested all your parents' money in the machine? 1023 01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:06,693 Yes. Yes, because I wanted to make it 1024 01:05:06,777 --> 01:05:08,945 And because I feel like an idiot at 45 1025 01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:10,780 with a wife who pays for everything 1026 01:05:11,198 --> 01:05:12,949 - And Michele lends it to you? - Do you want a divorce? 1027 01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:16,286 Alright. No, no, it's alright, 'cause I don't want to be with someone 1028 01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:17,954 who turns her back on me as soon as she can 1029 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,206 - Andrea wait for me - No, no, eh no! 1030 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,917 Andrea, hold on 1031 01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:23,960 The house, the allowance, you know? He is ruined... 1032 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:26,087 She'd dump me like this, at the first hurdle 1033 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,964 - Andrea... Andrea... - She'd dump me like this! 1034 01:05:28,049 --> 01:05:31,051 At the first hurdle! She'd dump me, the bitch! 1035 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:32,802 Andrea, I dump you ifyou don't talk to me 1036 01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:36,306 I don't want a divorce, I want to be with you 1037 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:39,351 - Ah... she wants to be with me... - Yeah, I want to be with you 1038 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,603 even like this. Yes, yes! - Hell, no. We'll get a divorce instead 1039 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:45,065 And you'll have the pleasure to be a man in the middle of a divorce 1040 01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:47,442 Please stop, Andrea 1041 01:05:48,235 --> 01:05:49,569 Mom, where are you going? 1042 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:51,738 I'll see you in a while, monster, ok? 1043 01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,324 I'm apologizing. Andrea, I'm apologizing to you 1044 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:56,242 Andrea I'm apologizing to you... 1045 01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,245 I'm apologizing 1046 01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:08,380 Oh, fuck you too! Really 1047 01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:10,757 woman to woman... you think what you do is cool? 1048 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,521 Hey Miche' 1049 01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:31,027 I wanted... no, I was wondering if I could crash 1050 01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:33,405 at your place for a few days... - At my place? 1051 01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:38,159 Yeah Miche', at your place 1052 01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:44,916 I'm your best friend's wife, what the fuck you're gonna do, lock me out? 1053 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,051 It's just gonna be for a few days 1054 01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:08,523 Am I sleeping here or do we sleep together? 1055 01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:11,067 Pardon, what? 1056 01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:16,698 Miche', 1057 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,827 I don't know how to tell you... 1058 01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:23,163 No, no, listen, look... 1059 01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:25,206 Andrea is my friend 1060 01:07:25,332 --> 01:07:27,208 and I really don't do this 1061 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:29,544 Miche', 1062 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,340 I'm Andrea 1063 01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:46,936 You and Andrea are acting very weird these days 1064 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,731 Michele 1065 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:51,483 Come on Michi! 1066 01:07:51,942 --> 01:07:54,486 Come on Miche', Michele! 1067 01:07:56,947 --> 01:08:00,116 Ok, ok. Alright. I'll tell you what happened, 1068 01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:02,869 but you've got to believe me, ok? So 1069 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:11,252 I am Andrea 1070 01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:14,380 I tested Charlie and it swapped me and Sofia 1071 01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:17,509 I think it's a cortex transmission issue 1072 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:20,762 It messed up... but I still got to get a grip on it 1073 01:08:20,846 --> 01:08:24,641 fuck, it looks like it actually swapped the whole mind 1074 01:08:24,725 --> 01:08:26,643 All of it! Michele it's amazing! Michele... 1075 01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:36,486 You are nuts, 1076 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:38,905 you are a sick person 1077 01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:42,534 Ok, ok, ok, ok, so, ok 1078 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,122 Miss Doubtfire makes you crying like a baby 1079 01:08:47,164 --> 01:08:49,124 and you have a star-shaped birthmark on your ass 1080 01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:52,043 What else... you always listen to Bon Jovi'sAlways in the operating theatre, 1081 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,670 it's the only thing that relaxes you 1082 01:08:56,632 --> 01:08:58,800 You got surgery after you tried to climb over the fence 1083 01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:00,426 to visit Cinzia at the beach 1084 01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:03,304 And now you're left with only one ball 1085 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,057 Uh, you believe me or not? 1086 01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:10,812 You are nuts 1087 01:09:10,896 --> 01:09:13,815 and Andrea is an asshole to rat me out to you 1088 01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:26,452 Oh shit... 1089 01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:11,581 Hello? 1090 01:10:12,499 --> 01:10:13,958 Good morning, professor 1091 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:18,004 10:30 in your study. Perfect See you later 1092 01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:19,380 Thank you 1093 01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:25,822 Hi, here's the schedule 1094 01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:26,948 - Thanks - Welcome 1095 01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:28,199 Sofia... 1096 01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:34,080 Sofia, what happened? 1097 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,083 What the fuck did you do to your hair? 1098 01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:39,043 It was bothering me... 1099 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,716 Come with me 1100 01:11:52,349 --> 01:11:54,475 I handed you this opportunity, 1101 01:11:54,601 --> 01:11:56,477 the biggest opportunity ofyour entire life, 1102 01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:58,604 you took the whole package, you stepped on it 1103 01:11:58,689 --> 01:12:00,231 and you crapped all over it 1104 01:12:00,357 --> 01:12:02,608 Now... now you gotta tell me why you did it 1105 01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:04,360 Go on. Tell me 1106 01:12:05,195 --> 01:12:06,446 Ah, you're not talking? 1107 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:08,197 'Cause ifyou don't, I'll do the talking 1108 01:12:09,366 --> 01:12:13,619 I won't let that looser ofyour husband ruin you like this 1109 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:15,371 No, sorry, who's the looser...? 1110 01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:18,708 He's bringing the worst out ofyou, Sofia darling, 1111 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:20,626 and you keep defending him... 1112 01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:23,129 Weren't you the one who organized that romantic getaway 1113 01:12:23,255 --> 01:12:25,381 It was you, for your anniversary! What'd he say 1114 01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:26,716 "go with your mom I'll catch up with you there" 1115 01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,259 Do you remember or not? 1116 01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:31,262 Sofia, do you remember or not? 1117 01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:33,222 ...with your mom... 1118 01:12:40,522 --> 01:12:43,274 They're gonna broadcast my piece tonight 1119 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:46,152 Oh yeah? Cool 1120 01:12:50,532 --> 01:12:51,616 Cool...! 1121 01:12:51,658 --> 01:12:55,370 And all the efforts, all the sacrifices you made to lose weight... 1122 01:12:55,412 --> 01:12:57,914 How many months spent on your own, in therapy, 1123 01:12:57,998 --> 01:13:00,041 to try and make things work out 1124 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:03,419 But it didn't work. It's enough 1125 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,130 Cut yourself some slack... 1126 01:13:08,425 --> 01:13:09,425 He will never understand 1127 01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:11,427 I just wanna try something One second... 1128 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:15,390 Sofia. Please. 1129 01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:27,402 - Sofi... - Goddamn it. It works! 1130 01:13:28,153 --> 01:13:30,571 - Hold on. Ah! - Wanna lie down? 1131 01:13:32,449 --> 01:13:34,200 - I have her memories! - Huh? 1132 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:36,202 I have her memories 1133 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:40,706 What the hell. I have Sofia's memories! You get it?! 1134 01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,208 Sorry, sorry 1135 01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:46,546 You are awesome! Awesome, awesome, fuck! Awesome! 1136 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,840 Sofia... 1137 01:13:53,053 --> 01:13:54,720 She's lost it 1138 01:14:09,361 --> 01:14:11,988 Doctor, I meant to tell you... that... 1139 01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:15,199 there's nothing that can't be solved, you know? 1140 01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:17,952 I'm sure you'll be fine, 1141 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:19,871 no matter what happens 1142 01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:22,498 Well, you're never fine after a divorce 1143 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:25,334 but you're... you're... kind, Maria. Thank you 1144 01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:29,088 I... Lo Foco's waiting for me 1145 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,757 You're our best teacher 1146 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:34,135 and you're kind 1147 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,346 And I think this is a great injustice 1148 01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:40,475 Anyway... I'm sure they won't go far, 1149 01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:42,268 because the research was yours, 1150 01:14:42,394 --> 01:14:44,228 and it's not fair 1151 01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:47,482 I'm sorry, I don't get it 1152 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:52,028 Lo Foco took... Took you off the research. You don't... 1153 01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:01,037 Michi. Michele Michele! 1154 01:15:02,289 --> 01:15:03,664 Is it true? 1155 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,126 - Nothing official - What happened? 1156 01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:10,379 Oh, now you're looking for me? 1157 01:15:10,422 --> 01:15:12,173 Please Michele, you're acting like a kid 1158 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:14,884 A kid! Me? 1159 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,553 You ratted me out to Sofia 1160 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:19,680 who's gone bananas. Alright?! 1161 01:15:21,558 --> 01:15:22,558 Even that I've got one ball, 1162 01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:25,686 - What the fuck, that's personal! - Yeah, I don't want to hear about it 1163 01:15:26,063 --> 01:15:27,188 Uh, well, then ask Brancati about it 1164 01:15:27,314 --> 01:15:30,191 Ask Brancati about what? What happened? 1165 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:33,319 It happened that Lo Foco liked our project 1166 01:15:33,403 --> 01:15:36,405 Too bad that, nobody knows how, Brancati brought it to him 1167 01:15:36,448 --> 01:15:37,949 So they cut us off! 1168 01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:41,327 But that wasAndrea's project... 1169 01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:45,081 Oh, sure, now he even talks in the third person 1170 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:47,833 Go fuck yourself! 1171 01:15:50,837 --> 01:15:52,588 Professor, look at this chart 1172 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,967 Rossini, I was waiting for you. Come, come 1173 01:15:58,095 --> 01:15:59,470 That's my research! 1174 01:16:00,347 --> 01:16:01,847 It's mine! 1175 01:16:02,307 --> 01:16:04,350 I trusted him and he took it from me 1176 01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:05,726 Doctor, I told you, 1177 01:16:05,852 --> 01:16:07,478 Dr. Rossini's been acting strange these days 1178 01:16:07,604 --> 01:16:09,188 I noticed it, yeah 1179 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,941 Give me a brief overview ofyour idea, Rossini 1180 01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:16,237 My idea is... it's basically... 1181 01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:21,367 About this Charlie that transmits brain waves 1182 01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:25,746 but he's connected to two brains and not to one. There 1183 01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:29,375 - Connected to two brains? - Yes 1184 01:16:31,211 --> 01:16:33,504 Give me a technical explanation ofyour project 1185 01:16:33,630 --> 01:16:36,507 How does the machine manage the impulses 1186 01:16:36,633 --> 01:16:38,509 that the amygdala sends to the hypothalamus? 1187 01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:42,013 It's all in the notes 1188 01:16:42,514 --> 01:16:43,764 The... 1189 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:46,892 - The mygdala... - The amygdala 1190 01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:48,144 The amygdala... 1191 01:16:49,229 --> 01:16:50,605 Basically... 1192 01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:52,398 Rossini you are not well... 1193 01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:54,900 Take a few days off, it'd be better... 1194 01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:59,655 - My research... - Perhaps, you can come back in a couple ofyears 1195 01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:16,881 Now I'm gonna press Enter and you machine are gonna answer me 1196 01:17:16,923 --> 01:17:18,007 Sofi! 1197 01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:21,552 Sofia! 1198 01:17:41,281 --> 01:17:43,032 Hey Miche' 1199 01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:56,796 Is that my shirt? 1200 01:18:00,425 --> 01:18:02,343 Got any Naproxen? My stomach hurts, uh... 1201 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,929 Put on the waistcoat too? 1202 01:18:05,555 --> 01:18:06,972 Got anything? 1203 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:11,602 But why do you have to stay here? Huh? Will you tell me why? 1204 01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:17,692 Shit 1205 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:21,946 Oh, fuck! 1206 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:29,704 Oh shit! 1207 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:35,835 - Miche', fuck, come here! - What is it? 1208 01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:37,461 - Miche'! - Huh? 1209 01:18:39,005 --> 01:18:40,131 Have you gone totally nuts? 1210 01:18:40,257 --> 01:18:42,133 What! And you're calling me, me?! 1211 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:43,718 I'm bleeding 1212 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:46,512 Of course, you're bleeding... You're on your period, ain't you? 1213 01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:49,390 - Miche' what do I do? - What you do? 1214 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:51,726 You gotta put in one of those things you use! 1215 01:18:53,019 --> 01:18:54,520 Go take it for me... 1216 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,523 Oh, come on, man! 1217 01:18:58,775 --> 01:19:00,276 Miche'! Oh! 1218 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:12,663 Fuck, couldn't you take the keys?! 1219 01:19:19,546 --> 01:19:20,671 Hi... 1220 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:22,923 What are you doing here? 1221 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:26,802 Listen, I... I did everything wrong, 1222 01:19:26,887 --> 01:19:30,306 But I really need to talk to you. I messed up big time. 1223 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:31,807 Come in. Come in 1224 01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:43,819 Have you had any memories that weren't yours? 1225 01:19:43,904 --> 01:19:45,780 I mean, have you had some ofAndrea's flashes, 1226 01:19:45,822 --> 01:19:47,907 of the real Andrea, of... ofAndrea, me? 1227 01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:50,034 Yeah, I guess so. Yeah 1228 01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:52,787 Yeah?! I got it: we never swapped. 1229 01:19:53,705 --> 01:19:55,206 What, we never swapped? 1230 01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:57,833 Uh... sit, 1231 01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:00,085 Now. The short circuit... 1232 01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:03,088 the short circuit transmitted our memories to each other, 1233 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,465 but it didn't swap us 1234 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,217 And these new memories 1235 01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:07,843 got stacked on top of ours 1236 01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:10,346 - No, I don't get it. I, to... - Wait 1237 01:20:10,722 --> 01:20:15,559 So, this is... this is you, 1238 01:20:15,602 --> 01:20:17,603 and this is me. OK? 1239 01:20:18,563 --> 01:20:20,481 We have our own memory that makes us what we are 1240 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:22,066 Now, Charlie 1241 01:20:22,108 --> 01:20:24,443 transmitted our memories to each other, like this 1242 01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:27,112 And these new ones got stacked on top... 1243 01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:29,490 let's say they... blacked them out 1244 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:35,246 But, underneath, at the root, we're still us 1245 01:20:35,747 --> 01:20:37,957 So you're telling me that I am not Sofia, 1246 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:41,877 but that I am Andrea, who thinks he is Sofia ... 1247 01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:44,213 - but I am Andrea - Yeah, damn it. Yeah! Yeah! 1248 01:20:45,131 --> 01:20:48,008 Exactly! We must reactivate our memories, got it?! 1249 01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:52,388 We have absorbed each other's point of view to such a point 1250 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,015 that we've come to believe we are each other 1251 01:20:58,645 --> 01:21:01,647 So... so you're not really angry with me, you're pissed at yourself 1252 01:21:02,899 --> 01:21:04,108 Yup! 1253 01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:10,906 I'm telling you that I've got the solution 1254 01:21:11,366 --> 01:21:14,034 Sofi, I know exactly what to do, damn it... Exactly what to do! 1255 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:15,661 I just need the machine 1256 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,248 I've got to tell you something, now, though 1257 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:23,168 - But you, you're going to get mad... - What? 1258 01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:25,504 I don't know why... 1259 01:21:25,547 --> 01:21:27,548 - I do nothing but make mistakes... - What? 1260 01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:29,675 I lost your research 1261 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,931 Basically it was integrated to Brancati's 1262 01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,059 How? 1263 01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:44,273 I gave it to him 1264 01:21:44,316 --> 01:21:47,818 Goddamn it! But, sorry, how?! Why on earth? 1265 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,445 - I asked you to take it to Michele, - I know... to take to Michele. 1266 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:51,697 - I asked you to do one thing! - I fucked up 1267 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:06,545 - How many did you get? - Well, I had to go grocery shopping 1268 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,672 I couldn'tjust buy the tampons 1269 01:22:08,965 --> 01:22:10,716 Give here 1270 01:22:10,967 --> 01:22:12,217 Where is it? 1271 01:22:16,473 --> 01:22:17,973 Soup...? 1272 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,360 Six years, uh. It took me six years 1273 01:22:30,236 --> 01:22:32,488 I spent all the money my parents left to me on it 1274 01:22:33,823 --> 01:22:36,992 Could you open your legs a bit more for me, please? 1275 01:22:37,243 --> 01:22:39,370 - Huh? - Ifyou could open your legs a bit more... 1276 01:22:39,496 --> 01:22:41,246 - I can't... like this... - Uh, no. Uh... 1277 01:22:42,707 --> 01:22:46,001 it's the first time I put it in someone else. Uh... 1278 01:22:47,587 --> 01:22:49,213 Uh... 'damn... uh! 1279 01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:51,966 Well, you know what... 1280 01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:55,219 Andrea is right 1281 01:22:55,261 --> 01:22:57,012 Sofia is fucking arrogant 1282 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:02,643 - You're right, I'm sorry. I... - Oh yes, yes. So full of herself 1283 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:04,895 I thought... 1284 01:23:06,022 --> 01:23:07,898 I'd do better than you. I'm sorry 1285 01:23:09,859 --> 01:23:12,736 But I won't let that douchebag have my research 1286 01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:41,807 Okay... 1287 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:45,144 I'm sorry, about the research 1288 01:23:46,187 --> 01:23:47,646 And for everything 1289 01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,025 You cut me off 1290 01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:53,193 We never cut each other off, right? 1291 01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:57,072 I don't know what the hell happened to you, 1292 01:23:57,198 --> 01:23:59,408 but you treated me really badly 1293 01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:04,329 - And I'm not fine with it anymore - Michele 1294 01:24:04,456 --> 01:24:07,583 you're right. Listen, I... I was an idiot 1295 01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:10,711 - But why? Why? - What? 1296 01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:13,839 Why'd you go with... with that... 1297 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:18,218 - With whom? - With Bra... 1298 01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:20,971 - Huh? - With Brancati... 1299 01:24:22,474 --> 01:24:24,475 It was Sofia's idea 1300 01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:26,977 - What, Sofia's? - Yeah, yeah 1301 01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:28,479 She insisted 1302 01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:32,191 - And you let her? - Uh, yeah. I was an idiot 1303 01:24:32,233 --> 01:24:34,735 But... I promise you, I swear, I was wrong, butAndrea... 1304 01:24:34,861 --> 01:24:36,612 Andrea's got nothing to do with it 1305 01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:41,450 - You are a slut! - Come on, man! It's the second time 1306 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:42,951 Uh, but see, I was right 1307 01:24:42,994 --> 01:24:45,454 And you took her part, and you said it wasn't true, that she liked me 1308 01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:49,124 No, but she does like you now. She likes you, come on... tell him, tell him 1309 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:51,001 Yeah, yeah. I like you, no... uh 1310 01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:54,338 come on, Miche' you know I love you 1311 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:01,595 Don't we ever let any woman get between us, ok?! 1312 01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:02,888 - Never again - Never again 1313 01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:05,766 Never again! I am sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry 1314 01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:12,106 - Alright - I am sorry 1315 01:25:12,148 --> 01:25:14,024 - Sorry! - Yeah, alright! Come on! 1316 01:25:14,150 --> 01:25:15,984 And now the three of us have something to work out 1317 01:25:16,027 --> 01:25:18,028 by tomorrow morning. - Us? - The three of us! 1318 01:25:18,613 --> 01:25:21,615 Sofia will tell us what to do now 1319 01:25:21,658 --> 01:25:24,118 and tomorrow we discuss our research 1320 01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:25,994 - Sofia tells us what to do...? - Yeah 1321 01:25:27,163 --> 01:25:29,748 Why do you keep saying stuff that doesn't make sense? Why? 1322 01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:31,667 Sofia telling us what we must do now, 1323 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:34,002 when she doesn't even know how to put in a fucking tampon anymore? 1324 01:25:34,045 --> 01:25:36,171 It's all wrong. It's all very wrong, 1325 01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:39,550 Shitbird, come on, I told you I'm Andrea 1326 01:25:40,051 --> 01:25:42,928 Alright, listen, look eh, this is what we're gonna do now... 1327 01:25:43,012 --> 01:25:44,555 we work this out. 1328 01:25:44,681 --> 01:25:47,558 And eventually we will focus on learning who we all are 1329 01:25:47,934 --> 01:25:51,895 Uh... Sofia... Andrea... Michele... all of us. Please. Go 1330 01:26:02,949 --> 01:26:05,534 We are talking about the central nervous system 1331 01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:10,831 So the pre-frontal cortex scientifically referred to as 'PFC'... 1332 01:26:10,915 --> 01:26:13,542 Don't look at me like that. Write down 'PFC' 1333 01:26:14,794 --> 01:26:20,340 Where long-term memory also resides, also contains various Brodman areas 1334 01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:22,176 Areas 9, 10, etcetera... 1335 01:26:22,218 --> 01:26:25,721 which are involved in managing short-term memory 1336 01:26:27,557 --> 01:26:29,600 Now the difference is that, for the first time, 1337 01:26:29,726 --> 01:26:31,977 we decided to focus on the hippocampus, 1338 01:26:32,103 --> 01:26:34,980 where long-term memory resides. 1339 01:26:35,732 --> 01:26:37,858 This is why me and you ended up with each other's memories... 1340 01:26:37,984 --> 01:26:39,610 - Right! - Uh... uh... 1341 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:42,738 And thus we didn'tjust manage to transmit one thought, 1342 01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:46,992 - which is incredible in itself, but a complete image - No 1343 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:52,748 Whole amounts of memories And so... 1344 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:55,626 And so... 1345 01:26:56,836 --> 01:26:58,754 whole amounts of knowledge 1346 01:27:02,383 --> 01:27:04,468 - What is it, huh? - Coffee? 1347 01:27:06,512 --> 01:27:08,764 It connects...it connects 1348 01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:12,643 The cerebral cortex connects the thoughts 1349 01:27:14,145 --> 01:27:16,521 The prefrontal cortex connects the thoughts 1350 01:27:16,606 --> 01:27:18,857 But this is not the only distinctive trait of our study 1351 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:20,400 Where are you going? 1352 01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,528 To your broadcast 1353 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,906 Can I ask you a favor? 1354 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:30,869 Could you get your hair fixed I look horrible like that 1355 01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,913 - Yeah, and you, go for it! - Yes! 1356 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,792 - It's beautiful, you know - What? 1357 01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:40,045 It's so beautiful 1358 01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:45,425 Uh, thanks 1359 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:47,427 How'd you come up with it? 1360 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:56,311 Well, I was looking at Tommaso when he was born 1361 01:27:56,396 --> 01:28:02,317 and I wondered what he was thinking, and then... and then I realized 1362 01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:04,945 that whatever he thought he wouldn't remember it 1363 01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:08,407 And that maybe somehow I could 1364 01:28:10,076 --> 01:28:12,536 freeze those memories, and hand them back to him one day 1365 01:28:14,330 --> 01:28:16,039 But it took me six years, and... 1366 01:28:18,710 --> 01:28:20,836 and I ended up seeing your thoughts 1367 01:28:31,097 --> 01:28:32,597 See you later 1368 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:44,985 There's just one thing I don't get: 1369 01:28:45,069 --> 01:28:48,697 you say that the hippocampus 1370 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:50,866 - connects the thoughts... - Hello, 1371 01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:52,492 sorry we're late! 1372 01:28:52,952 --> 01:28:54,745 Rossini, Accotò, 1373 01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:57,956 I thought we decided you wouldn't come 1374 01:28:57,999 --> 01:29:00,083 - Ifyou could please wait outside - No, no 1375 01:29:00,877 --> 01:29:04,379 We came to discuss our project, 1376 01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:07,507 which the colleague here stole from us 1377 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:11,136 - Ifyou could leave the room, please - We just need a few minutes 1378 01:29:11,512 --> 01:29:14,348 I assure you, you'll be happy to have listened to us 1379 01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:18,226 Rossini, I don't know how to tell you; your speech today is not on the agenda 1380 01:29:18,644 --> 01:29:22,272 Our research is certainly more thorough than Brancati's 1381 01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:24,483 - Also because having worked... - Rossini, come on! 1382 01:29:25,401 --> 01:29:26,401 Enough! 1383 01:29:26,527 --> 01:29:29,863 I've already told you that the board will not take into consideration 1384 01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:31,990 your research. Not now and not like this 1385 01:29:38,498 --> 01:29:40,165 Please 1386 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:42,417 Go on 1387 01:29:42,919 --> 01:29:44,127 Please. Go on 1388 01:29:44,170 --> 01:29:45,796 Uh, you were asking me about the hippocampus 1389 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,047 About the hippocampus, yes 1390 01:29:47,882 --> 01:29:50,926 I was able to develop this idea during my studies 1391 01:29:51,010 --> 01:29:53,303 The hippocampus plays a fundamental role, 1392 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:56,515 since it allows the amygdala to send the impulses 1393 01:29:56,557 --> 01:29:58,767 - These impulses are then... - How'd you come up with it? 1394 01:30:05,566 --> 01:30:06,817 What? 1395 01:30:08,945 --> 01:30:11,696 How did you come up with the idea of switching from the prefrontal cortex 1396 01:30:11,823 --> 01:30:14,157 to the hippocampus. It's never been done! 1397 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,784 How'd come up with it? 1398 01:30:17,453 --> 01:30:19,079 But what's it got to do with it now, we were discussing... 1399 01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:21,665 I came up with it six years ago, as I was looking at my two-month old son 1400 01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:26,586 The hippocampus is not developed 1401 01:30:26,712 --> 01:30:29,589 in newborn babies and... 1402 01:30:29,674 --> 01:30:32,342 and, indeed, they have no memory ofthe first years oftheir life, 1403 01:30:32,468 --> 01:30:34,594 and we wished that... 1404 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:38,723 somehow our son 1405 01:30:40,476 --> 01:30:42,352 could remember them 1406 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:48,733 Professor, is this a joke? This is crazy! 1407 01:30:58,494 --> 01:31:00,495 Go ahead Rossini... 1408 01:31:13,217 --> 01:31:15,010 We began working on Charlie... 1409 01:31:21,100 --> 01:31:23,101 - Ivan! - Yeah? - We're in your hands. 1410 01:31:23,144 --> 01:31:24,769 IfVittoria catches her like this, she will kill her 1411 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,022 My darling, you look worse than yesterday 1412 01:31:27,982 --> 01:31:29,274 You look like Tinkerbell today... 1413 01:31:29,358 --> 01:31:30,609 Sofia, so... 1414 01:31:30,651 --> 01:31:33,862 Watch out today, Vittoria invited a tough one, ok? 1415 01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:35,030 - Who, the hyena? - Yeah 1416 01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:37,407 Oh god. Ok, you go. I'll take care of it 1417 01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:38,867 Yeah, yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye! 1418 01:31:44,290 --> 01:31:47,667 Hey, you were phenomenal! Did you see the look on their faces? 1419 01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:49,377 I mean, they're going to greenlight it for sure! 1420 01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:51,129 - For sure! - Come on! 1421 01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:52,672 - I'll buy myself a Hummer - Huh? 1422 01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:54,424 Oh, I promise. I'll buy myself a Hummer 1423 01:31:54,550 --> 01:31:55,800 I don't give a damn, I've always wanted it 1424 01:31:56,802 --> 01:31:59,137 - Come, come doc, it's begun - Thanks... 1425 01:31:59,639 --> 01:32:01,264 And I will be even more honest with you 1426 01:32:03,142 --> 01:32:05,060 I'd decided not to come here, 1427 01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:07,062 but then I told myself: 1428 01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:10,190 "someone will have to straighten this idiot out!" 1429 01:32:11,651 --> 01:32:14,444 I don't think that you believe it's important to address men, 1430 01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:18,031 nor to do it an elegant fashion 1431 01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:22,285 No, it's not like this 1432 01:32:24,330 --> 01:32:26,164 You're the worst kind ofwoman 1433 01:32:26,207 --> 01:32:28,333 they could possibly have as a host for this show 1434 01:32:29,835 --> 01:32:31,670 You have no respect for yourself, 1435 01:32:31,712 --> 01:32:34,965 nor for your female audience 1436 01:32:35,299 --> 01:32:38,051 I'm sorry Vittoria but someone should tell her this 1437 01:32:38,427 --> 01:32:40,178 I won't have a say in this... 1438 01:32:42,848 --> 01:32:45,308 I don't know, is there anything else to do, can I go? 1439 01:32:45,351 --> 01:32:46,977 ...You tell me 1440 01:32:54,193 --> 01:32:55,443 Do you honestly think 1441 01:32:55,486 --> 01:32:58,238 a woman is supposed to identify with this? 1442 01:33:00,116 --> 01:33:01,700 What are you saying? 1443 01:33:01,742 --> 01:33:03,827 I mean, seriously 1444 01:33:03,869 --> 01:33:05,745 'Woman today', you hear? 1445 01:33:08,082 --> 01:33:09,874 A porn magazine would be better 1446 01:33:10,126 --> 01:33:11,585 - Oh please... - Yeah! 1447 01:33:11,627 --> 01:33:12,961 It's less hypocritical! 1448 01:33:13,004 --> 01:33:16,256 The women on those covers are those that men actually want to fuck 1449 01:33:17,758 --> 01:33:21,136 On this cover are the women that regular women must look up to 1450 01:33:21,262 --> 01:33:22,637 in hopes 1451 01:33:22,763 --> 01:33:24,764 for men to want to fuck them 1452 01:33:25,391 --> 01:33:27,142 This is crazy stuff... 1453 01:33:27,268 --> 01:33:29,144 ...why on earth do you do it! 1454 01:33:30,396 --> 01:33:32,522 I can't breathe, I can't breathe 1455 01:33:35,276 --> 01:33:36,901 And these, you know? 1456 01:33:37,403 --> 01:33:39,529 What difference does an inch make? 1457 01:33:40,239 --> 01:33:41,281 It hurts too much, it hurts! 1458 01:33:41,365 --> 01:33:43,283 - I'm hurting here, here, here - Don't touch me! 1459 01:33:43,534 --> 01:33:45,493 - Please Vittoria come on, do something - Because the foot, 1460 01:33:45,536 --> 01:33:47,162 is constrained and so it hurts, it's not normal 1461 01:33:50,541 --> 01:33:52,792 Alright, then. Ok, 1462 01:33:54,795 --> 01:33:58,131 the woman in me hasn't been the best, 1463 01:33:59,675 --> 01:34:01,051 whatever, 1464 01:34:01,677 --> 01:34:03,678 But I'm telling you that the man in me 1465 01:34:03,804 --> 01:34:06,014 has had enough of all this bullshit 1466 01:34:07,183 --> 01:34:10,518 'Cause I promise you that a man would never suffer any of this 1467 01:34:11,395 --> 01:34:13,772 And you're shooting yourselves in the foot with this stuff 1468 01:34:14,190 --> 01:34:16,775 And you, my darling, you boasting to me about elegance... 1469 01:34:16,817 --> 01:34:18,318 Thinking you're better than anyone... 1470 01:34:18,444 --> 01:34:20,779 you're the typical woman that hates women 1471 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:22,822 What... 1472 01:34:22,948 --> 01:34:24,783 I'm sorry, Vittoria, this is it 1473 01:34:24,825 --> 01:34:26,910 You... you don't know anything about women! 1474 01:34:27,328 --> 01:34:28,703 Look at yourself! 1475 01:34:35,336 --> 01:34:36,461 There, 1476 01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:39,714 I'd really like to focus 1477 01:34:40,716 --> 01:34:42,550 on something different than forcing ourselves 1478 01:34:42,593 --> 01:34:48,348 into an impossible image. You know? But for once 1479 01:34:50,184 --> 01:34:56,981 feel just like a full-blown woman 1480 01:35:07,368 --> 01:35:08,576 Now, 1481 01:35:09,370 --> 01:35:11,871 I wish everybody a good day! 1482 01:35:12,498 --> 01:35:14,582 And I'll see you tomorrow 1483 01:35:19,505 --> 01:35:20,588 ...hopefully 1484 01:35:32,476 --> 01:35:34,352 - Have a nice day - Goodbye doc 1485 01:35:36,647 --> 01:35:38,148 Sofia, 1486 01:35:45,906 --> 01:35:48,241 brava 1487 01:37:33,597 --> 01:37:35,014 Coming back home? 1488 01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:38,142 Couldn't go anywhere without you 1489 01:37:41,230 --> 01:37:42,522 What about us now? We... 1490 01:37:42,606 --> 01:37:44,148 Yeah 1491 01:37:45,401 --> 01:37:47,026 We'll go back to what we were 1492 01:38:00,165 --> 01:38:01,749 Wait, 1493 01:38:03,794 --> 01:38:06,796 we will remember all of this, won't we? 1494 01:38:13,429 --> 01:38:15,305 I hope so 1495 01:38:16,765 --> 01:38:20,143 Ifyou could choose something to keep, what would it be? 1496 01:38:22,438 --> 01:38:24,939 The way the kids look at me 1497 01:38:27,443 --> 01:38:29,027 You? 1498 01:38:30,654 --> 01:38:32,447 Your eyes right now 1499 01:40:29,314 --> 01:40:31,024 Mom? 1500 01:40:37,156 --> 01:40:38,781 Sweetie! 114818