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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,788 Fresh ink makes me sneeze. 2 00:01:16,537 --> 00:01:19,286 This stuff is da kine, man. 3 00:01:24,378 --> 00:01:27,444 You could pay off the F.B.I. With this, and they'd never know. 4 00:01:27,648 --> 00:01:31,128 We just sell it by weight. It takes too long to count it. 5 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:33,554 Who cares? [Chuckling] 6 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,824 [Crockett] The plates are excellent, 7 00:01:35,988 --> 00:01:38,377 but the paper... 8 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,826 unbelievable composition. 9 00:01:40,992 --> 00:01:44,603 - Spectroscopy, my friend. - Spec what? 10 00:01:44,829 --> 00:01:48,473 Molecular analyzation of matter through laser light. 11 00:01:48,699 --> 00:01:50,553 Read a book sometime. 12 00:01:50,701 --> 00:01:53,570 [Chortling] ? Money don't get everything it's true ? 13 00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:57,120 ? But what it don't get, I can't use ? 14 00:01:57,340 --> 00:02:00,853 ? I need money ? ? That's what I want ? 15 00:02:01,076 --> 00:02:02,985 ? That's what I want ?? 16 00:02:03,145 --> 00:02:05,534 I just can't believe you're letting Darlene move in so fast. 17 00:02:05,714 --> 00:02:08,365 I'm not letting Darlene do anything. Watch it here. 18 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:11,419 I'm not letting her do anything. I want her to. 19 00:02:11,619 --> 00:02:14,652 Oh, sure. Like the fish wants to be hooked by the fisherman? 20 00:02:16,691 --> 00:02:20,749 You know, I was hoping in my heart that this wouldn't affect our friendship, 21 00:02:20,994 --> 00:02:24,343 but I can see you're not big enough to get over the fact that she dumped you. 22 00:02:24,564 --> 00:02:26,953 Dumped me? Is that what she told you? 23 00:02:27,132 --> 00:02:30,809 [Beeping] There's the signal. Hit him! 24 00:02:31,035 --> 00:02:34,647 You okay, old man? Yeah! Let's go! 25 00:02:34,872 --> 00:02:37,589 [Siren Wailing] 26 00:02:41,978 --> 00:02:43,986 We got heat! 27 00:02:44,146 --> 00:02:46,797 Miami Vice! The building is surrounded! 28 00:02:46,982 --> 00:02:49,884 - [Crockett] What's going on? I thought you said this place was safe. - [Tubbs] What the hell? Gasoline.! 29 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:53,282 Gasoline! Artie! Artie! 30 00:02:53,488 --> 00:02:56,554 - Artie, don't, man. Don't do it, man. - [Tubbs] Hey, Artie.! 31 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:59,475 - [Crockett] Artie. - [Tubbs] Artie! 32 00:03:04,765 --> 00:03:07,154 They're cops! 33 00:03:11,504 --> 00:03:14,090 Carlos! 34 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:30,619 [Both Coughing] 35 00:03:36,626 --> 00:03:39,015 You got nothin' on me, sucker! You got ashes! 36 00:03:42,164 --> 00:03:44,847 Hold this, Stan. [Crockett] Larry, you can't go in there.! 37 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:47,684 [Tubbs] Hey, Larry.! 38 00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:51,317 Larry! Lar! Larry! 39 00:03:51,539 --> 00:03:53,394 Larry.! 40 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:55,297 [Yelling] 41 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:06,496 [Shouting] Ashes, huh? Ashes! 42 00:04:08,353 --> 00:04:11,550 [Coughing] You all right, Larry? Larry, are you all right? 43 00:04:13,224 --> 00:04:15,525 I just burned my fingertips. Oh, man! 44 00:04:15,692 --> 00:04:18,213 What about the money? Leave it for somebody else. Come on, man! 45 00:05:18,814 --> 00:05:23,037 ?? [Singing Nonsense] 46 00:05:24,486 --> 00:05:26,428 What do you got there? A souvenir. 47 00:05:26,588 --> 00:05:30,363 One of Artie's masterpieces. I'm gonna frame it for a memento. 48 00:05:30,592 --> 00:05:33,559 I wouldn't. Bogus bill's bad luck. Don't you know that? 49 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,794 Stan, I believe things are either in whack or outta whack. 50 00:05:36,997 --> 00:05:39,331 Right now my life's in whack. 51 00:05:39,499 --> 00:05:42,914 You moved in with Darlene. Your life's about to get out of whack. 52 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:45,469 [Chuckles] 53 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:48,900 Hey, what's that? It's a fire. Wow. 54 00:05:49,108 --> 00:05:51,246 One of my neighbors, I guess. 55 00:05:51,409 --> 00:05:54,857 Huh. What's up, Chief? Gas main exploded. 56 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,414 Do you know a Mr. Lawrence Zito? 57 00:06:00,784 --> 00:06:03,850 My house! 58 00:06:05,388 --> 00:06:08,737 [Fireman] Look, Mr. Zito, I'm sorry. 59 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:11,379 My house! My motorcycle. 60 00:06:11,561 --> 00:06:13,416 [Zito] Harry! 61 00:06:16,164 --> 00:06:18,019 Gas fire... the worst. 62 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,621 I'm sorry, but this is all we were able to save. 63 00:06:20,801 --> 00:06:23,168 What is it? Mailbox. 64 00:06:25,739 --> 00:06:27,627 [Laughs] What is it? 65 00:06:27,774 --> 00:06:29,628 It's your gas bill. 66 00:06:36,949 --> 00:06:39,338 ?? [Rock] 67 00:06:43,088 --> 00:06:46,404 [Elvis Presley] ? When I walk through that door? 68 00:06:46,624 --> 00:06:49,471 ? Baby, be polite ? 69 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,475 ? You're gonna make me sore ? 70 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:55,248 ? If you don't greet me right ? 71 00:06:55,431 --> 00:06:58,148 ? Don't you ever kiss me once ? 72 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,244 ? Kiss me twice ? 73 00:07:01,604 --> 00:07:04,920 ? Treat me nice ? Looks like Darlene can't find room for all her stuff. 74 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:08,969 This isn't Darlene's stuff. It's my stuff. 75 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:17,536 ?? [Humming] 76 00:07:19,486 --> 00:07:22,039 ?? [Humming Continues] 77 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:24,556 [Sighs] [Switek] Darlene.! 78 00:07:24,724 --> 00:07:27,058 In the bedroom! 79 00:07:27,225 --> 00:07:30,259 Oh, he's gonna love this! 80 00:07:30,461 --> 00:07:33,211 [Screams] Oh, Stan. Hmm? 81 00:07:33,397 --> 00:07:36,015 Don't touch the hair. Sorry. 82 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,396 Stan, honey bunch, I made a few minor decorating decisions. 83 00:07:39,603 --> 00:07:41,545 I hope you don't mind. 84 00:07:41,705 --> 00:07:45,447 Oh, and we're gonna have to hang your clothes in the garage. 85 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,267 What garage? 86 00:07:49,244 --> 00:07:52,440 - Larry. - Darlene. 87 00:07:52,648 --> 00:07:55,169 Well. 88 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:58,220 I wasn't expecting guests for dinner. 89 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:00,274 Larry's house blew up. 90 00:08:00,421 --> 00:08:02,177 Gas main leak. 91 00:08:02,323 --> 00:08:04,559 He lost everything, Darlene. 92 00:08:04,725 --> 00:08:06,383 Harry too. 93 00:08:06,526 --> 00:08:08,665 That stupid fish? 94 00:08:08,829 --> 00:08:13,138 Uh, I told Larry he could stay with us for a couple of days. 95 00:08:15,868 --> 00:08:17,777 Larry, 96 00:08:17,936 --> 00:08:21,002 could you give us a couple of minutes? 97 00:08:21,206 --> 00:08:23,345 He can't stay here. Why not? He's my friend.! 98 00:08:23,508 --> 00:08:25,744 I don't even know why you brought him in. He's gotta stay here. 99 00:08:25,909 --> 00:08:28,909 This is my first night, and I'm not even unpacked.! So what do you want me to do with him? 100 00:08:29,113 --> 00:08:32,724 He's got nowhere else to go but here.! He's my friend.! 101 00:08:32,949 --> 00:08:36,691 Don't you even care about me? I guess I'll park myself on Mr. Sofa. 102 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,992 [Arguing Continues] 103 00:08:39,155 --> 00:08:41,675 ? If you really want my lovin'? 104 00:08:41,857 --> 00:08:45,370 ? Treat me nice ?? 105 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:48,441 Don't you even love me? What about me? 106 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:53,510 Here. One of the meatheads left this in the men's room. 107 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:56,287 Aw, you shouldn't have. We didn't. 108 00:08:56,470 --> 00:09:00,332 It's for Zito. Well, if it's a house, he's gonna be a little cramped. 109 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:04,501 I told you. You can use some of my clothes. I'll go to a thrift shop at lunch. 110 00:09:05,677 --> 00:09:07,532 Here. What's this? 111 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:10,068 We sort of chipped in 'cause we love you. What is it? 112 00:09:10,248 --> 00:09:13,990 Open it. Go. It's an inflatable house. Come on. 113 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:19,989 How was your warehouse sting? [Scoffs] 114 00:09:20,157 --> 00:09:22,012 Nada. 115 00:09:22,159 --> 00:09:25,388 We've been hearing thatJohn C. Costelada's back in town. 116 00:09:25,595 --> 00:09:27,864 Everybody's afraid to bite the hook. 117 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:30,102 [Castillo] I vaguely remember. Fill me in. 118 00:09:30,266 --> 00:09:35,056 Up until a couple of years ago, Costelada was the master fence of stolen goods in South Florida. 119 00:09:35,336 --> 00:09:37,344 I'm talking by the shipload. 120 00:09:37,505 --> 00:09:41,247 I heard he ran into some trouble in Mexico. [Crockett] He bought his way out. 121 00:09:41,476 --> 00:09:43,418 He's slick as they come. 122 00:09:43,577 --> 00:09:47,800 He works strictly as a broker, so he doesn't get dirty. 123 00:09:48,048 --> 00:09:51,692 We have to catch him literally taking possession of goods he knows are stolen. 124 00:09:51,918 --> 00:09:53,707 It's not gonna be an easy job. 125 00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:56,274 The only way to do that is to flip one of his retailers. 126 00:09:56,455 --> 00:09:59,488 Switek and I worked him a year ago and got zip. 127 00:09:59,691 --> 00:10:03,717 [Castillo] Why don't you get back on him? [Zito] Okay. 128 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,788 That's really nice. [Joplin] You like it? 129 00:10:12,469 --> 00:10:14,990 It's like a new start or something. [Calabrese] It's a girl. 130 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:17,026 Harriet. 131 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:36,983 After the job we did on that counterfeiting ring, we had a couple of slack days coming. 132 00:10:37,224 --> 00:10:40,093 That was until somebody opened his stupid mouth. 133 00:10:40,293 --> 00:10:43,162 "Ah, me and Switek, we got plenty on Costelada!" 134 00:10:43,362 --> 00:10:47,421 What's the big deal? Let me try to explain it in terms you might understand. 135 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:50,448 A new girlfriend is like a new goldfish. 136 00:10:50,636 --> 00:10:54,149 You gotta spend time with them so they get accustomed to the bowl. You know? 137 00:10:54,372 --> 00:10:56,760 I know fish move around in the dark. [Disgusted Sigh] 138 00:10:56,940 --> 00:11:00,453 You see? That's what I don't understand. These constant attacks. 139 00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:03,066 Why don't you just face it? She wasn't into you. 140 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,996 Ooh! That stings, Stan. 141 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:09,695 [Sighs] Miss Hair Spray 1985 was the one that got away. 142 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,661 I think Darlene's hair looks great! It oughta. 143 00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:17,598 People spend less time raising their children. 144 00:11:20,828 --> 00:11:23,796 For one week, and one week only, at all Bonzo Barry stores... 145 00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:27,828 [Growls] Right here, right now, the right equipment at the right price, 146 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:32,442 because Bonzo Barry has harpooned the high cost of quality stereo. 147 00:11:32,705 --> 00:11:35,007 [Strangled Screaming] Sorry. 148 00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:38,077 I've scoured the audio and video arctic and brought back these bargains... 149 00:11:38,278 --> 00:11:41,693 at prices frozen so low you'll have to buy them, because Bonzo Barry always... 150 00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:45,142 - Seals the deal! - [Barking] 151 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:48,645 Why should he be clapping? Because I'll beat any deal in the Miami area. 152 00:11:48,853 --> 00:11:54,155 So come on down to any one of our five... that's right, count them... five Bonzo Barry high-tech stores. 153 00:11:54,457 --> 00:11:57,719 For your stereo needs, for your video needs, for your stereo-video needs, come on down. 154 00:11:57,928 --> 00:12:01,702 Isn't that the girl we busted for soliciting about a year ago? Don't look. 155 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:05,280 I don't know. No. That's her, isn't it? 156 00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:07,410 No. You sure? 157 00:12:07,569 --> 00:12:10,984 - Right here, right now, the right equipment. - Definitely no. 158 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:13,115 You're positive? 159 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,316 I'd stake my life on it. 160 00:12:16,476 --> 00:12:18,865 And remember, all Bonzo Barry components and equipment... 161 00:12:19,045 --> 00:12:22,242 are fully backed by our very own "seal" of approval! 162 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:24,652 [Barks] 163 00:12:24,817 --> 00:12:28,646 Okay. That's enough. We'll splice it together. Whatever. 164 00:12:32,691 --> 00:12:35,505 Excuse me. We talked on the phone. 165 00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:38,149 We're the, uh... Discount suppliers. 166 00:12:38,329 --> 00:12:42,104 Yeah, well, like I told you, I got my own discount suppliers. 167 00:12:42,332 --> 00:12:44,820 Yeah, but, uh, not like us. 168 00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:47,719 We can really pull our weight. Top of the line. 169 00:12:47,904 --> 00:12:49,692 Sony, Nakamichi, 170 00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:51,813 Luxman, Macintosh. 171 00:12:51,975 --> 00:12:54,396 State of the art, all factory sealed. 172 00:12:54,576 --> 00:12:56,431 Eighty percent discount. 173 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:01,332 All right, let's go back to my office, 174 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,425 and you can convince me. 175 00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:07,308 Barry? Barry. 176 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,749 Not now, honey. I'm talking some business. Police business? 177 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,867 What do you mean, police business? 178 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:16,603 Well, when you're talking with two cops, 179 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,960 you're usually talking police business. 180 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,145 I took a bust from these two guys! 181 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:27,279 Get out of here. 182 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,184 It was her. 183 00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:36,814 Damn.! Everything would have worked out perfectly if she wasn't there. 184 00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:39,086 It's just... Your bad luck? 185 00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:41,549 Which is beginning to get contagious. 186 00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:45,873 Our best lead on Costelada blown in 15 seconds. 187 00:13:46,121 --> 00:13:47,976 What do I tell Castillo? 188 00:13:48,123 --> 00:13:51,799 "We blew it, Lieutenant, because I'm teamed up with an albatross." 189 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:02,007 There's gotta be a better way. 190 00:14:02,169 --> 00:14:05,747 Anybody that's into hot properties is gonna know about Costelada. 191 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:10,023 And who do we know who's into hot property? 192 00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:16,340 Come on, baby! Crash and burn for the Noogman! 193 00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:20,507 Rat-tat-tat-tat! Rat-tat-tat! Come on, baby! Rat-tat-tat-tat! 194 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,979 Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat! [Imitating Engine Roaring] 195 00:14:24,187 --> 00:14:26,740 [Imitating Machine Gun Firing] 196 00:14:26,923 --> 00:14:29,411 [Imitating Engine Roaring] 197 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,446 Ooh! 198 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,830 Damn! Five-O! 199 00:14:33,996 --> 00:14:38,568 The Noogman, fearless, faster flyin' fool! Bailin' out, Jack! 200 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:42,827 [Laughing] 201 00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:46,169 Welcome to the Noogman's last night of single-tude, Jack! 202 00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:50,115 - What'd he say? - The Noogman is getting married on the morrow, Jack.! 203 00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:54,118 Flyin' the friendly skies! Flyin' united. 204 00:14:54,347 --> 00:14:56,235 Who's the unlucky lady? 205 00:14:56,382 --> 00:14:59,197 Ample Annie, the mean machine. 206 00:14:59,385 --> 00:15:01,294 What's up, mama? 207 00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:12,803 [Switek] Hardworkin'gal. I like that. 208 00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:16,029 No wonder I'm not married. All the good women are spoken for. 209 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,934 So, Noog, how's the fencing business? You got the wrong brother, Jackson. 210 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:25,675 The Noogman is one re-ha-bili-tated dude, you understand? 211 00:15:25,941 --> 00:15:29,586 Strictly "legizit. '" R- E-S-P-C-P.! 212 00:15:29,811 --> 00:15:33,705 [Laughing] Lf'n ever you spell it, that's what I want. 213 00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:37,177 Well, good. Then you won't mind us taking a trip back to your place... 214 00:15:37,384 --> 00:15:39,904 and check out the serial numbers on your shower gifts. 215 00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:47,458 Yeah, I've heard this rap before, fellas. 216 00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:50,560 Just run it down and let the Noogie boogie, please? 217 00:15:50,762 --> 00:15:52,802 A mover named Costelada. 218 00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:56,346 John Costelada? Man, that's one heavy dude! 219 00:15:56,567 --> 00:16:00,396 - Find him. - How am I gonna find him? That's impossible. What, is you drunk? 220 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,571 Find him. [Blubbering] 221 00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:09,711 [Groaning] 222 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,694 [Metal Clanging] 223 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:33,092 [Clanging, Crashing, Glass Shattering] 224 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:38,130 [Birds Chirping, Squawking] 225 00:16:44,876 --> 00:16:46,730 [Bird] Hello.! Shut up! 226 00:16:46,878 --> 00:16:49,333 Who's there? Shut up! 227 00:16:53,349 --> 00:16:56,164 Hi, Iz. 228 00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:59,167 Switek. Zito. ¿Qué pasó, eh? 229 00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:02,551 Hey, typical establishment neglect, eh? 230 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:07,198 I offered to help these winged refugees with their foreign language requirements. 231 00:17:07,462 --> 00:17:09,796 You know, so they can get their migration card. 232 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:11,819 And management... [Chuckles] 233 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:14,868 Blind to the needs of the working bird educator, 234 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,923 forget to leave me a key. 235 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,885 We already gave him his English lesson, Iz, 236 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,928 in legalese. 237 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:25,173 You have the right to remain silent! [Squawks] You have the right to remain silent! 238 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,192 You belong in a cage. Not me, man. I'm no criminal. 239 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:33,497 I mean, I never been convicted. I have a few indictments, man, but... 240 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,982 I'm a man of no convictions. 241 00:17:45,462 --> 00:17:47,796 [Sighs] [Tool Clatters On Ground] 242 00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:50,833 So, uh, what do you want me to do? 243 00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:55,187 [Switek] We want you to set up Costelada. 244 00:18:08,516 --> 00:18:12,029 I got 4,000 Pirelli P225s coming out of Canada tomorrow. 245 00:18:12,252 --> 00:18:14,106 I can have 'em to you by Friday. 246 00:18:14,254 --> 00:18:16,806 Uh, 50, 45 and 40. 247 00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:20,446 Get back to me. 248 00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:23,244 Benny, what the hell's happening with those power tools? 249 00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:26,242 [On Phone] Johnny C., you'll laugh when you hear where I got 'em. 250 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:29,365 I don't wanna hear where you got 'em. I don't wanna see 'em. I don't wanna touch 'em. 251 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,421 All I wanna do is move 'em. 252 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,383 - I got a guy in Pittsburgh's calling me about 'em tomorrow. - Zoom, zoom. 253 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:38,248 - I'll get back to you. What? - I have Mr. Rudman on line two. 254 00:18:38,474 --> 00:18:40,329 Here's his file. 255 00:18:40,476 --> 00:18:43,738 Jesus. [Sighs] 256 00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:45,800 Rudman. This is Costelada. 257 00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:47,802 Mr. C., I couldn't accept the merchandise. 258 00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,284 They canceled the convention at the last minute. 259 00:18:50,451 --> 00:18:52,785 I hope you understand it wasn't my fault. 260 00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:56,248 Look, what I understand is, you made a deal for 150 compact disc players... 261 00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:58,311 that haven't been paid for yet. 262 00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,207 I know. But I can't pay you unless my customers pay me. 263 00:19:01,395 --> 00:19:04,210 What I was thinking... When they reschedule the convention, I can... 264 00:19:04,397 --> 00:19:06,252 Let me tell you what I'm thinking. 265 00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:09,432 I think you got a house on 19 Parkwood Lane with a standard alarm system. 266 00:19:09,634 --> 00:19:14,489 I think your wife drives a black touring Eldorado, license DJC 521. 267 00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:17,620 I think your son's in the third grade at Houston Central Elementary School. 268 00:19:17,809 --> 00:19:21,070 Now, I want my money.! You got 48 hours.! 269 00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:24,376 Now you know what I'm thinking, think about it. 270 00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:29,906 I think I'm gonna sit in the sun for a while. 271 00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:42,497 [Toilet Flushing] 272 00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:03,902 [Door Closes] 273 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,937 [Sighs] 274 00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:09,379 I cannot relax with him coming in and out of here. 275 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:12,075 He's going to sleep now. Trust me. 276 00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:14,590 Oh, remember, Stanley, don't touch the hair. 277 00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:16,667 Right. 278 00:20:18,662 --> 00:20:21,509 ?? [Humming] 279 00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:24,966 [Kissing] Listen to me, Stanley. 280 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:28,395 You have a great future ahead of you. Immediate future, I hope. 281 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,937 No, I'm dead serious. 282 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,276 Zito's holding you back. 283 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,255 He's holding you back from more important things. 284 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:39,826 I mean, there's no reason you couldn't be Lieutenant Switek... 285 00:20:40,047 --> 00:20:42,054 or Captain Switek... 286 00:20:42,216 --> 00:20:45,249 or Chief of Police Switek. 287 00:20:49,755 --> 00:20:51,610 You really think so? 288 00:20:51,757 --> 00:20:53,612 Oh, absolutely. 289 00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:56,574 I saw it the first moment I laid eyes on you. 290 00:20:56,761 --> 00:20:59,576 You mean, when you were at the car wash with Larry? 291 00:20:59,764 --> 00:21:03,473 And you know what happens to police chiefs, don't ya? 292 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,417 Don't ya, Mayor Switek? 293 00:21:07,871 --> 00:21:09,726 [TV: Roaring Car Engines] 294 00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:11,782 [Sighs] 295 00:21:17,278 --> 00:21:19,133 Larry, what are you doin'? 296 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,549 - TV. - T... 297 00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:23,571 [Channel Switches] 298 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,717 ? Baby, that's my philosophy ? [Zito] Ooh.! The king.! 299 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,775 [Backup Singers] ? Yes, it is, now ? The king? 300 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,311 ? It's called rubberneckin', baby ? 301 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:35,614 - ? But that's all right with me ? - Hey, turn this up. 302 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,611 ? Stop, look and listen, baby ? Come on, baby. Turn it up. [Imitating Elvis Slurring Words] 303 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,488 Oh, mama. 304 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,574 [Backup Singers] ? Yes, it is, now ? [Zito] How do you do that? 305 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,589 ? It's called rubberneckin', baby ? Mama. Mmm! 306 00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:46,591 How do you do that? 307 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,593 [Both Imitating Elvis Muttering] 308 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,944 ? Some people say I'm wastin'time ? 309 00:21:51,108 --> 00:21:54,075 [Darlene] Oh, Mr. Mayor.! 310 00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:55,838 ?? [TV: Continues] 311 00:21:55,978 --> 00:21:57,833 Well, my voters call. 312 00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,151 ? It gives me such a glow ? Good night, Larry! 313 00:22:00,316 --> 00:22:02,171 Good night, King. 314 00:22:02,318 --> 00:22:04,390 ? First thing in the mornin'? 315 00:22:04,553 --> 00:22:07,455 ? Last thing at night ? 316 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:11,404 ?? [TV: Continues] This session of the city council... 317 00:22:11,593 --> 00:22:13,447 will now come to order. 318 00:22:13,594 --> 00:22:15,896 Ohh.! [Giggling] 319 00:22:16,063 --> 00:22:17,918 [Moaning] 320 00:22:18,064 --> 00:22:20,398 Mmm, little bitty, tiny fingers! [Chuckling] 321 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:22,422 Oh, Stanley! 322 00:22:22,569 --> 00:22:24,424 [Vacuum Cleaner Running] 323 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:26,904 [Zito] I'm just gonna be a second.! 324 00:22:30,943 --> 00:22:33,561 Honey? Please? [Grunts] 325 00:22:35,047 --> 00:22:38,112 All right. As mayor, I order you. 326 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,537 You ain't the mayor yet. 327 00:22:45,455 --> 00:22:47,843 [Vacuum Cleaner Continues Running] 328 00:22:53,596 --> 00:22:56,149 Almost ready, pumpkin. 329 00:22:57,332 --> 00:22:59,187 [Giggles] 330 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:01,855 ?? [Humming] Here ya go! 331 00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:04,370 Soft, just the way you like 'em. 332 00:23:04,539 --> 00:23:06,394 [Razor Buzzing] Ohh! 333 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:09,354 [Grunts, Moaning] I just lost my appetite. 334 00:23:09,543 --> 00:23:11,931 Stan, you got any café cubano? 335 00:23:12,111 --> 00:23:13,999 [Banging On Door] 336 00:23:14,147 --> 00:23:16,797 Don't tell me you're fine! What the hell are you guys doin' here? 337 00:23:16,982 --> 00:23:19,633 This morning I am doing my official duty as a lawman. 338 00:23:19,818 --> 00:23:23,877 I get to this loco harebrain, and he tells me he's in charge of my case? 339 00:23:24,122 --> 00:23:26,991 Your case? No, the Noogman does not work in the shadow. 340 00:23:27,192 --> 00:23:29,581 Man, who's the Captain Kirk of this Enterprise? 341 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,615 The Noogman flies alone, you dig? 342 00:23:31,762 --> 00:23:35,111 Especially not with this no-good jive Cubano echo brain! 343 00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,186 I got a rep. You dissin' me, man! 344 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,242 Am I working for him or is he working for me, man? 345 00:23:39,402 --> 00:23:41,955 You got to have organization in a business this big. 346 00:23:42,138 --> 00:23:45,040 You got your Ronald Reagan, you got your Lee lacocca, you got your Geraldo Rivera, 347 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,095 and that's how you stay on top. 348 00:23:47,242 --> 00:23:50,112 That's how you get thejob done... organization, eh? 349 00:23:50,311 --> 00:23:52,995 Baby, is your hair always this pretty early in the morning? 350 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,090 Don't you sleep on it at night, baby? 351 00:23:55,249 --> 00:23:57,802 Don't... touch... my... hair! 352 00:23:57,985 --> 00:24:01,018 Well, excuse me, baby. Thanks a lot, Stanley! 353 00:24:01,221 --> 00:24:04,036 Hey, it's time for the Beaver, man. 354 00:24:04,224 --> 00:24:07,126 Do you ever watch this? This Eddie Haskell is really... Turn it down! 355 00:24:07,326 --> 00:24:09,017 No, no, no! Wait, wait. I seen this one before. 356 00:24:09,161 --> 00:24:11,430 This is where Ward comes down hard on the Beaver. 357 00:24:11,596 --> 00:24:14,346 Well, we have a sizable amount of loot. 358 00:24:14,532 --> 00:24:16,255 What's up on Costelada? 359 00:24:16,401 --> 00:24:20,013 - I had to get on the Noog-line... - I almost got killed. You know? 360 00:24:20,238 --> 00:24:22,474 In other words, you guys got squat! 361 00:24:22,639 --> 00:24:26,600 Hey, Costelada's main man is this funny little dude named Bonzo Barry. 362 00:24:26,844 --> 00:24:29,113 He's got this very short show on TV. 363 00:24:29,278 --> 00:24:32,180 But everybody know about that, home! Well, we tried him. 364 00:24:32,381 --> 00:24:34,235 Right. He didn't like our approach. 365 00:24:34,383 --> 00:24:38,027 Maybe you come on too strong. What you need is a new concept. 366 00:24:38,253 --> 00:24:41,602 Yes, yes. A solid marketing approach. 367 00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:44,822 Comfort, style, luxury, 368 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:47,327 and at prices you can afford. 369 00:24:47,494 --> 00:24:49,436 [TV: Wally] No C.O.D. 's. 370 00:24:49,597 --> 00:24:52,411 Wally, we can keep it in the bathtub. 371 00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:56,723 [Wally] Well, okay, let's send for it, but an eight-foot alligator... 372 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:07,372 You guys think this is enough stuff to trade up to Costelada? 373 00:25:07,578 --> 00:25:09,967 Frankly, no, but we can lie a lot. 374 00:25:10,147 --> 00:25:14,303 Every one of these babies represents 2,000 back at the old warehouse, right, guys? 375 00:25:14,551 --> 00:25:17,398 I used to work these location operations. You guys need any backup? 376 00:25:17,587 --> 00:25:19,496 [Both] No! 377 00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:36,530 I sure hope this works. Think... positive! 378 00:25:38,472 --> 00:25:41,701 Yo, man, this is supposed to be a police operation, not a sequel to Roots. 379 00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:44,724 I feel like we're doing a remake of The Defiant Ones. 380 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:48,871 Sorry about this, guys, but it's a real pain nailing all that surveillance equipment to the floor. 381 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:51,732 All right. Now, we'll follow you. 382 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,154 Yo, how many VCR's we got in there, Jackson? 383 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:56,555 Don't worry about that. Just stick to the plan. 384 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,819 Try not to sweat too much. We put a hundred-dollar deposit on those clothes. 385 00:26:00,024 --> 00:26:02,445 [Complaining] Hundred dollars? How am I supposed to come off 386 00:26:02,626 --> 00:26:05,757 cramping my style with this low racket bracket jacket, Jackson? 387 00:26:05,962 --> 00:26:08,646 Don't you ever watch the Wall Street Weekly? 388 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:12,400 I feel totally confident. 389 00:26:16,305 --> 00:26:19,501 An order like this... 30 pieces... is really a waste of time for me. 390 00:26:19,707 --> 00:26:22,326 Since you brought it over, I'm gonna do you a favor. Do me a favor? 391 00:26:22,511 --> 00:26:24,420 Who you think you talking to, Jack? 392 00:26:24,578 --> 00:26:28,352 With the numbers I'm getting, this is just a door prize! You tell him, Noogman. 393 00:26:28,581 --> 00:26:30,654 Listen, we're very upwardly "nubile." 394 00:26:30,817 --> 00:26:33,435 We was gonna turn you on to a deal for 2,000 proton monitors. 395 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:36,751 That's right, but now I think we'll just leave this here with you... 396 00:26:36,956 --> 00:26:39,541 as a reminder of what you might have had. 397 00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:43,074 Let's book. We don't have to deal with this. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it! 398 00:26:43,295 --> 00:26:45,597 Hey, hey! Let's talk. 399 00:26:49,499 --> 00:26:51,354 Two thousand monitors? 400 00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:54,501 Infinity proton monitors. 401 00:26:54,705 --> 00:26:58,982 Comfort, style, luxury, and at prices you can afford. 402 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:03,016 All right, for that kind of weight, I'm gonna have to go to my distributor, 403 00:27:03,245 --> 00:27:06,376 and I can't do that without references. References? 404 00:27:06,582 --> 00:27:09,232 I got to know that you can deliver and that your stuff's not defective. 405 00:27:09,418 --> 00:27:13,476 Hey, we're no defectives. We get none of our stuff from Communists. 406 00:27:13,722 --> 00:27:16,983 I'll tell you what... Our warehouse is on southeast 35th. 407 00:27:17,191 --> 00:27:20,060 We got half ofTokyo in there. 408 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:23,489 All you gotta do is come over and check it out. Ain't no problem. 409 00:27:25,798 --> 00:27:28,186 - I'll do that. - All right. 410 00:27:28,367 --> 00:27:30,669 You gentlemen check back with me tomorrow. 411 00:27:30,836 --> 00:27:33,967 I think Mr. Costelada's gonna like you two. 412 00:27:34,172 --> 00:27:36,081 All right. Take care, man. 413 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:54,190 Lar, do you think you could sleep somewhere else tonight? 414 00:27:54,390 --> 00:27:57,259 I want to mellow out the little woman. 415 00:27:57,459 --> 00:27:59,695 No problem. 416 00:27:59,861 --> 00:28:02,731 Do you ever think about the future, Lar? 417 00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:07,239 No. Career advancement, that sort of thing? 418 00:28:07,501 --> 00:28:10,850 No. I've been thinking about it a lot lately and... 419 00:28:11,071 --> 00:28:14,005 You mean Darlene's been thinking a lot about it lately? 420 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:19,153 "Get another partner. He's holding you back. You could be governor. 421 00:28:19,378 --> 00:28:21,233 Ooh!" 422 00:28:23,115 --> 00:28:25,897 She told you you could be governor? 423 00:28:27,685 --> 00:28:31,034 She only told me I could be mayor. 424 00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,542 They're really freaky-looking guys, 425 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:48,733 but I figured, somebody wants to move 2,000 pieces, you oughta hear about it. 426 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:51,140 Can they deliver? I don't know. 427 00:28:51,305 --> 00:28:53,378 I mean, they talk like big business. 428 00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:55,908 Big. I mean big business. 429 00:28:56,077 --> 00:29:00,713 They even gave me the address of their warehouse. Plus, they left me 30 VCR's as a gift. 430 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:03,762 Which, of course, I'll return if you want. 431 00:29:06,251 --> 00:29:09,001 Make the deal for those monitors. What about the warehouse? 432 00:29:09,188 --> 00:29:11,609 I already checked it out. It's floor-to-ceiling. 433 00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:14,059 Okay. 434 00:29:17,862 --> 00:29:19,717 [Sighs] 435 00:29:38,947 --> 00:29:41,500 I guess your life gets out of whack sometimes. 436 00:29:41,683 --> 00:29:43,887 Crazy things do happen. 437 00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:47,589 Like my house blowing up. 438 00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:51,266 I'm glad I got you. 439 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:01,953 Pepe, you hittin' my bourbon bottle again? 440 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,523 No. [Speaking Spanish] Senor Crockett. 441 00:30:15,078 --> 00:30:17,347 Am I interrupting something? 442 00:30:17,514 --> 00:30:21,343 Uh-uh. Harriet and I are just having something to eat. 443 00:30:22,719 --> 00:30:26,068 We're gonna let Stan and Darlene have some time alone tonight. 444 00:30:26,288 --> 00:30:28,841 How is Stan and Darlene gettin' along anyway? 445 00:30:29,024 --> 00:30:30,933 Okay, I guess. 446 00:30:32,427 --> 00:30:34,281 The guy's too good. 447 00:30:34,427 --> 00:30:36,337 That's his problem. 448 00:30:38,099 --> 00:30:42,638 I mean, here's someone who can crush your head in his bare hands, 449 00:30:42,903 --> 00:30:45,717 and he cares that your eggs are done just right. 450 00:30:47,573 --> 00:30:49,962 You know what I mean? Yeah. 451 00:30:56,681 --> 00:30:59,070 I'm just worried about him. 452 00:31:00,717 --> 00:31:02,757 He's such a soft touch. 453 00:31:05,289 --> 00:31:07,776 I just don't want him to get shafted. 454 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:14,166 I don't know. I'm not a soft touch, and I get shafted all the time. 455 00:31:23,871 --> 00:31:26,260 Why don't you hang out with me tonight? 456 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,807 You can stay at my place, pal. 457 00:31:28,976 --> 00:31:32,205 We could introduce Harriet to Elvis. 458 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:34,746 Uh, or maybe not. 459 00:31:34,913 --> 00:31:37,248 Yeah, maybe not. 460 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:40,450 No, that's okay, Sonny. Nah, go ahead. 461 00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:43,041 You sure? Yeah. 462 00:31:43,222 --> 00:31:45,872 All right, pal. If you change your mind, you know my number. 463 00:31:46,057 --> 00:31:47,967 Yeah. Thank you. 464 00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:56,474 Well, good-lookin', 465 00:31:57,601 --> 00:31:59,990 tonight it's just you and me. 466 00:32:03,439 --> 00:32:06,057 [Darlene Moaning, Panting] Oh, Stanley. 467 00:32:06,241 --> 00:32:08,249 [Passionately] Oh, Stanley. 468 00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:10,264 Oh, Stanley.! 469 00:32:10,411 --> 00:32:13,281 Oh, Stanley.! [Gasps] 470 00:32:13,481 --> 00:32:15,749 [Normal Voice] Oh, Stanley. 471 00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:17,891 What's wrong, Stanley? Too much beer. 472 00:32:18,051 --> 00:32:21,695 You didn't drink any beer. Oh. L... 473 00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:25,304 I feel guilty about Larry, out there all alone in the cold. 474 00:32:25,525 --> 00:32:28,394 Larry? Larry? Always Larry.! 475 00:32:28,594 --> 00:32:31,757 [Loud Bang, Glass Shattering] 476 00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:35,329 [Switek] It was a thousand-to-one shot, so we took a chance. 477 00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:37,672 After our cover was blown with Bonzo Barry, 478 00:32:37,836 --> 00:32:40,999 we figured our only option was either those guys or we fold. 479 00:32:41,205 --> 00:32:43,060 That's basically it, Lieutenant. 480 00:32:43,207 --> 00:32:45,924 At least Izzy and Noogie did get us enough on Gold to roll him over... 481 00:32:46,109 --> 00:32:48,498 and force an introduction to Costelada. 482 00:32:52,714 --> 00:32:56,227 We use informants for their knowledge of the street, 483 00:32:57,953 --> 00:32:59,863 not as reinforcements. 484 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:04,076 You should have asked me first. 485 00:33:07,727 --> 00:33:10,444 Get them off the case. 486 00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:13,500 Keep on Costelada. 487 00:33:18,904 --> 00:33:21,293 ?? [Dance] [Men Whooping] 488 00:33:28,112 --> 00:33:32,236 Agent said we can get the full Disney World package for under $200. 489 00:33:32,482 --> 00:33:35,613 Disney World, baby? We're talking about our honeymoon, not Space Mountain. 490 00:33:35,819 --> 00:33:37,674 Come on. Ooh, God! 491 00:33:37,821 --> 00:33:40,571 The One-Stop Motel at Opa-Locka ain't my idea of a honeymoon. 492 00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:44,204 Baby, didn't you read in the brochure? They got mirrors, cable television. 493 00:33:44,427 --> 00:33:49,216 They got water beds. They got Magic Fingers, baby. They got free soap and towels. 494 00:33:49,497 --> 00:33:51,701 I want to see Mickey! 495 00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:54,549 Mmm! She wants to see Mickey Mouse. 496 00:33:54,735 --> 00:33:57,702 You want to be Deputy Dawg. Where am I, third grade? 497 00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:59,815 The lieutenant's right. 498 00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:03,550 I was thinkin' maybe something was gonna get out of whack anyway. I just don't like firing guys. 499 00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:06,678 Uh... [Grunts] Excuse me, Iz. 500 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:10,076 Oh, the principals. Bad news, guys. 501 00:34:10,283 --> 00:34:12,454 You're off the case. 502 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:16,872 Oh, come on, man! We gotta continue to battle against the forces of evil. 503 00:34:17,121 --> 00:34:20,666 We can't go outside the department anymore for help on this one. 504 00:34:20,891 --> 00:34:23,346 Besides, it's too dangerous for you guys. 505 00:34:23,526 --> 00:34:26,428 Damn right, it's dangerous. We out there Lone Rangerin' amongst the bad guys. 506 00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:30,491 What do we get for layin' our lives on the line for the Uncle Sam, man? 507 00:34:30,734 --> 00:34:33,123 Hey, we Hispanics don't know the meaning of danger, 508 00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:37,677 but we're very familiar with the word "compensation." 509 00:34:43,745 --> 00:34:45,600 Maybe next time, guys. 510 00:34:47,415 --> 00:34:50,448 Fifty bucks. Well, at least you can buy me a wedding present. 511 00:34:50,650 --> 00:34:52,559 And, uh, that's just the tip of the ice cube. 512 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,264 Remember, we got a very important meeting with Bonzo Barry. 513 00:34:56,489 --> 00:34:58,464 But the supplier just left with the supplies. 514 00:34:58,624 --> 00:35:01,919 What are we gonna sell him? I got a very big score, man. 515 00:35:02,128 --> 00:35:05,357 Something I been looking to take down for a long time. 516 00:35:05,563 --> 00:35:09,011 All right! Get down. [Muttering] 517 00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:11,655 You know it. Let's discuss it, Jack. Let's go. 518 00:35:22,145 --> 00:35:24,120 Tell you, Noogman, 519 00:35:24,279 --> 00:35:27,574 this is the biggest takedown in the "anals" of crime. 520 00:35:31,753 --> 00:35:33,608 Word. 521 00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:49,925 Mr. Costelada's very interested in the monitors, but he'd like to know a few particulars. 522 00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:53,137 The most particular thing is, we sold them. 523 00:35:53,338 --> 00:35:56,686 Yeah, like they say, man, he who hesitates... 524 00:35:58,109 --> 00:36:00,018 don't get any monitors. 525 00:36:00,178 --> 00:36:02,033 All right. Whoa. 526 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:04,667 Now, maybe you're not familiar with Mr. Costelada's style. 527 00:36:04,848 --> 00:36:06,758 "Whoa" yourself, Jack! 528 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:12,041 Maybe you're not familiar with Mr. Noogman's style. 529 00:36:12,288 --> 00:36:14,143 You understand? 530 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:18,065 Ha, ha! We got something bigger. 531 00:36:18,294 --> 00:36:20,149 Something bigger? Yup. 532 00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:26,319 Brand-new, 18-foot, Mark 3, air-cooled cement truck... 533 00:36:26,568 --> 00:36:29,469 with three-ton capacity. 534 00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:31,525 It's all yellow. 535 00:36:31,672 --> 00:36:33,909 And a half a tank of gas. 536 00:36:35,174 --> 00:36:37,476 [Chuckles] 537 00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:40,545 All right, look, I'm gonna have to get back to you on this. 538 00:36:40,746 --> 00:36:43,135 You do that, because we've got a lot of interested buyers. 539 00:36:43,316 --> 00:36:46,381 Hurry up, Jack, or else it end up the same way as the monitors and us... 540 00:36:46,584 --> 00:36:49,901 disappearing off into the Noogasphere. 541 00:36:58,595 --> 00:37:01,148 [Costelada] Yeah? Mr. Costelada. 542 00:37:01,331 --> 00:37:04,647 I met with those guys about the monitors. I think they're full of it. 543 00:37:04,868 --> 00:37:06,722 What makes you say that? 544 00:37:06,869 --> 00:37:11,147 They told me they moved the monitors, and now they're trying to sell me something about a cement truck. 545 00:37:11,405 --> 00:37:14,471 Now, who the hell would steal or fence a cement truck? Trucks? 546 00:37:14,675 --> 00:37:19,377 A cement truck? Maybe they can get me one of those 75-foot French fire engines. 547 00:37:19,646 --> 00:37:23,640 They can name their price. You know how bad I always wanted one of those fire engines? 548 00:37:23,884 --> 00:37:26,272 Well, no. I guess... Uh, no. 549 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:28,362 Ever since I was a little boy, 550 00:37:28,521 --> 00:37:31,587 all the other little kids used to play with those beautiful Corgi trucks. 551 00:37:31,789 --> 00:37:35,172 My parents, all they could afford were those wooden trucks. 552 00:37:35,393 --> 00:37:39,168 I hate those stupid wooden trucks. Man, I spit on those wooden trucks. 553 00:37:39,397 --> 00:37:43,172 Now, I want to see that cement truck, and I want to see those two guys today. 554 00:37:45,202 --> 00:37:47,111 Uh, l-I'll arrange it. 555 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:54,397 Damn! A cement truck. 556 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:16,182 [Squeaking] 557 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:27,652 You better hurry up, man. Coffee break's almost over. Come on, man. 558 00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:31,668 Let's get outta here.! Hey, man, this isn't exactly made by Mattel, huh? 559 00:38:31,908 --> 00:38:35,105 You can't just drop in a couple of batteries and push the button. 560 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:39,087 [Angry Shouting] 561 00:38:39,315 --> 00:38:42,447 [Shouting In Spanish] 562 00:38:42,652 --> 00:38:45,815 [Engine Starts] 563 00:38:52,994 --> 00:38:55,962 - [Chortling] - Come on, man. Let's go! 564 00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:01,973 One small step for man, one giant cement truck for mankind, eh? 565 00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:06,371 [Beeping] 566 00:39:06,539 --> 00:39:09,189 Hey, man, you're going backwards! Hit the brake! 567 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,644 Put it in first.! Do something.! All right! 568 00:39:11,811 --> 00:39:15,258 [Both Shouting] 569 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,814 Come on, man. Come on! 570 00:39:17,982 --> 00:39:19,837 All right, all right. Here we go. Here we go. 571 00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:27,491 Yo, man, you're dumping the cement! 572 00:39:29,859 --> 00:39:31,801 My car! 573 00:39:31,961 --> 00:39:33,870 Come on. Let's get out of here. Come on! 574 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,653 No, man. No, man. 575 00:39:48,175 --> 00:39:50,564 [Noogie] I thought you said you knew how to drive! 576 00:39:50,745 --> 00:39:52,567 [Izzy] I said I ain't got no parking tickets. 577 00:39:52,712 --> 00:39:54,817 Come on, man. Let's get out of here. Come on! 578 00:39:54,981 --> 00:39:57,348 I'm scared.! Come on. Let's go. Let's go.! 579 00:39:59,385 --> 00:40:01,458 [Screaming] 580 00:40:06,658 --> 00:40:08,513 Man, this is like an "abolition" derby here. 581 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:10,514 I'm scared! Come on. Let's go! 582 00:40:10,662 --> 00:40:14,109 Let's go.! I'm trying to, man. I'm trying to. All these things keep getting in my way! 583 00:40:18,368 --> 00:40:21,880 - [Laughing] - You did it! You did it! 584 00:40:22,104 --> 00:40:24,821 It's just like the Industrial Revolution. 585 00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:26,917 Man is destined to conquer machine. 586 00:40:27,075 --> 00:40:31,298 - And sell it as soon as possible! - [Laughing] 587 00:40:31,546 --> 00:40:34,742 - Whoa! The Noogman is the man! - [Horn Honking] 588 00:40:42,089 --> 00:40:45,220 Mr. Gold, can we have a word with you, please? 589 00:40:45,425 --> 00:40:48,686 One second. I don't know. We got to, uh... 590 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:51,131 Hey, hey. That's a custom lacquer finish. 591 00:40:51,296 --> 00:40:54,165 It's gonna need a new coat by the time you see daylight again. What are you talking about? 592 00:40:54,366 --> 00:40:56,733 I'm talking about buying and selling stolen goods! 593 00:40:56,902 --> 00:40:59,585 Those guys that dropped off the VCR's to you yesterday? 594 00:40:59,770 --> 00:41:01,680 Those guys are cops? 595 00:41:01,839 --> 00:41:03,911 Now, the way I see it, Barry, you got two choices. 596 00:41:04,075 --> 00:41:07,336 Column A: You set up Costelada to make a buy from us. 597 00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:10,097 Or Column B: 598 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,517 Three to five for receiving stolen property. 599 00:41:12,682 --> 00:41:16,838 Hey, hey, listen, fellas. I'm basically a good guy. I got a wife. I got a house. 600 00:41:17,086 --> 00:41:18,941 You got five seconds. 601 00:41:19,088 --> 00:41:21,455 One, two... [Both] Three. 602 00:41:21,622 --> 00:41:24,043 I'm just trying to run a business. [Both] Four. 603 00:41:24,225 --> 00:41:28,502 All right. All right! He's calling me tomorrow. I'll... I'll set up the meet. 604 00:41:28,762 --> 00:41:32,111 All right, bubeleh. 605 00:41:56,253 --> 00:41:58,708 You got your forwards. You got your backwards. 606 00:41:58,888 --> 00:42:02,914 You got your turn signals. You got everything. And it's sturdy too. 607 00:42:03,159 --> 00:42:05,232 Eduardo, pay 'em. 608 00:42:05,394 --> 00:42:07,815 Where the hell's Billy boy? I want to take a picture. 609 00:42:07,996 --> 00:42:12,273 Don't you worry, Mr. Costelada. We'll get back to you real soon about that fire truck, eh? 610 00:42:12,534 --> 00:42:15,403 Disney World, here I come. Mmm-mmm-mmm! 611 00:42:15,603 --> 00:42:18,418 M-O-N, and you know that. N-E-Y! 612 00:42:18,606 --> 00:42:22,915 Hey, listen, also I heard about this DC-9 that's just there for the taking. 613 00:42:23,176 --> 00:42:25,086 Mr. Costelada, it's Barry Gold. 614 00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:28,864 These two are cops. 615 00:42:38,457 --> 00:42:41,326 Of course I miss you. Of course I'd like to see you. 616 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:44,559 Stanley and I? Oh, we're just friends. 617 00:42:44,761 --> 00:42:48,438 [Clattering] Oh, Stanley. What are you doing home so early? 618 00:42:48,665 --> 00:42:51,599 Oh, Stanley! Oh, you're messing my hair! Stanley, what are you doing? 619 00:42:51,801 --> 00:42:55,063 Oh! Oh, Stanley, this is so tawdry! I mean it. 620 00:42:55,271 --> 00:42:58,587 I'll do it for you, but I won't enjoy it. Fine. I'll make it quick. 621 00:42:58,808 --> 00:43:01,775 Oh! Is the front door locked? Bolted. 622 00:43:01,976 --> 00:43:06,253 Where's Larry? He's dead. Now, look, Darlene. This is it. Not another peep. 623 00:43:06,514 --> 00:43:08,652 Yes, Stanley. 624 00:43:11,251 --> 00:43:14,600 Oh! Oh! [Door Opens] 625 00:43:14,822 --> 00:43:18,367 Stan, Barry Gold called. We gotta go. Izzy and Noogie are in deep trouble. 626 00:43:18,591 --> 00:43:20,282 Costelada's got 'em. Where? 627 00:43:20,426 --> 00:43:22,662 - South Beach marina. - All right. Let's go. 628 00:43:22,828 --> 00:43:24,683 But, Stanley! 629 00:43:26,198 --> 00:43:28,718 This is my job. 630 00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:31,420 Well, there are other jobs. 631 00:43:33,270 --> 00:43:37,580 If you leave here now with him, I won't be here when you get back! 632 00:43:54,455 --> 00:43:57,586 [Izzy] I give you only name, rank and naturalization number. 633 00:43:57,791 --> 00:44:01,468 Nugart Neville Lamont, alias the Noogman, alias the Cone of Silence. 634 00:44:01,695 --> 00:44:05,721 That's right! We're mens of a thousand faces, but we tell you zero. 635 00:44:05,966 --> 00:44:08,202 We're very professional, homeboy. 636 00:44:08,368 --> 00:44:11,750 You're talking to a man who has withstood the finest interrogation techniques... 637 00:44:11,971 --> 00:44:15,418 electrical, mechanical, psychological, 638 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,706 philosophical, European, domestic, commercial. Shut up, homes. 639 00:44:18,910 --> 00:44:22,423 Which is why there's no need for us to prove our valor... 640 00:44:22,647 --> 00:44:24,556 by refusing to talk to you now. 641 00:44:24,715 --> 00:44:27,748 I'm hip. You want me to talk, I'll talk! I'll talk about anything! 642 00:44:27,950 --> 00:44:30,634 The Noogman is known for talking about anything or nothin' at all. 643 00:44:30,821 --> 00:44:34,236 You guys got nothing to say that I want to hear. 644 00:44:34,456 --> 00:44:36,791 You're history. 645 00:44:36,959 --> 00:44:41,149 Ray, cast off. Mr. Costelada, you can't do this. They're cops. 646 00:44:41,396 --> 00:44:44,712 - That's right. You're under arrest. - You too, Barry. On the floor. 647 00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:47,802 Mr. Costelada, what did I do? You introduced me to these two guys. 648 00:44:48,002 --> 00:44:50,871 Now I got some serious-type questions about you.! 649 00:44:52,172 --> 00:44:54,343 Uh! 650 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:07,953 We gotta call backup. There isn't any time. We'll have to jump. 651 00:45:08,152 --> 00:45:12,342 Come on, man! Look, man, your life isn't out of whack anymore. 652 00:45:12,590 --> 00:45:14,979 Come on. Let's do it, buddy. 653 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:23,085 [Yelling, Screaming] 654 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,895 [Man Yells] 655 00:45:45,017 --> 00:45:48,148 [Izzy] Because when you mess with the dudes that got organization, man, 656 00:45:48,354 --> 00:45:50,264 you got no window of"venerability" to attack. 657 00:45:50,422 --> 00:45:53,292 It's like I always said, you got your Ronald Reagan, you got your Lee lacocca, 658 00:45:53,492 --> 00:45:56,590 you got your Geraldo Rivera, and that's all you need. 659 00:45:58,395 --> 00:46:01,363 ¿Qué pasó, eh? 660 00:46:01,565 --> 00:46:04,914 ?? [Pop] 661 00:46:16,411 --> 00:46:20,023 Where is Izzy? What time you got, man? 662 00:46:20,248 --> 00:46:24,471 He told me he'd show. I know. I got faith in him. That's my man. He's got to show. 663 00:46:27,855 --> 00:46:31,019 Come on, Izzy, Izzy! Come on! Ooh! 664 00:46:31,225 --> 00:46:33,134 Where is he? 665 00:46:38,565 --> 00:46:40,605 Oh! You got it? 666 00:46:40,767 --> 00:46:45,403 Hey, man, you didn't tell me that pawnshop had an alarm system. I almost got busted. 667 00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:48,637 All right! Izzy came through, and you know that... 668 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,004 'cause my main man always comes through. 669 00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:54,217 It's got about 14 carats, at least. 670 00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:56,898 If we're lucky, maybe one of us will catch the bouquet. 671 00:47:56,999 --> 00:48:00,828 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joining together... 672 00:48:01,070 --> 00:48:02,924 Boy, am I lucky. 673 00:48:03,072 --> 00:48:05,046 That could've been me. 674 00:48:05,206 --> 00:48:08,115 Thanks, buddy. 675 00:48:08,165 --> 00:48:12,715 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56317

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