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"I am Mia."

[laughs] That is embarrassing!

- Yeah, I'm always - doing stuff like that.

Me too.

Something funny?

Sorry to break up your dorkfest,

- but I want to talk to Paula. - Come.

I'm not sure about Paula.

[Mia] We've been getting closer,

but I don't know

how trustworthy she is.

That Violetta is bad news.

I just wonder

if she's really on our team.

Yeah: "Team Terrific."

- Can I get a - "whoa, Team Terrific!"?

Hey, guys!

Wait up!

What did Violetta want?

Nothing...

just one of Violetta's jokes.

Howttthhh it goin', Mia?

- Huh?

- Howth that lithp treatin' ya?

What are you talking about?

I don't have a lisp.

You sure about that?

Rumour has it you used to go

to a thpeech therapitht?

Vincent, you never told anyone

about my lisp, did you?

Are you kidding?

I have a great respect

for people with a "LISP".

Oh. Right.

Well, if it wasn't me

it must have been...

Paula! I knew it!

- She's still doing - Violetta's dirty work.

Well, I'm going to give her

a piece of my mind!

Go Team Terrific!

Hi.

- Not that I really care, - but why are you spreading gossip

About me and my lisp?

Is that your idea of funny?

- You really think - I would do that?!

- I don't know.

- Well, I wouldn't, okay?

We're... really good friends!

Aren't we?

Good friends,

kinda like you and Violetta?

Violetta's very popular, I know.

But... you're really nice to me.

And we get along so well.

How do I know I can trust you?

- I guess you're going to - make me prove it?

Fine, I will.

I'll get to

the bottom of this somehow!

Hi Mia. Say your password.

"A treasure now

and then betrays,

Seek the ferns

where the young one plays."

[screams]

[grunts]

- Oops! - [Yuko] Mia!

- Are you alright?

- I'm fine thanks.

Just the usual bruised ego.

- [neighs] - Onchao!

Nice to see you've mastered

the art of landing...

right on top of my best

sand castle ever.

Sorry. The tide would have

washed it away eventually,

right?

- I made this castle - when I was five,

- And the tide has never - come up this far.

[Mia] How can that be?

- There's a tide pool right here, - full of...

[Mo] Mia, no!

Hey! What was that all about?!

Don't you know a Crystal Basin

when you see one?

[Mia] Um, no.

What's a Crystal Basin?

Check it out.

I don't think

you'd like being glass.

I... I didn't know.

Now you do.

[hums]

Hey, if Yuko played around here

when she was little,

that fits with the oracle:

"A treasure now

and then betrays.

Seek the ferns

where the young one plays."

Well? There could be

a Trumptus piece nearby!

- Do you see any ferns - around here?

And who knows

if the oracle meant Yuko.

Let's just find

the paisley grass first.

What's paisley grass again?

- The Queen has come down - with Gryphon Flu.

Uh... Gryphon Flu?

You know... Gryphon Flu.

Green blotches,

stuffy nose, the shakes.

Cured by Paisley Grass.

You've never heard of that?

Of course I have!

I just thought you said...

Flyphon... Gru.

Which, you know,

isn't even words.

Pheew!

I thought for sure Onchao would

lead us to some paisley grass.

Unicorns love that stuff.

You know what paisley

grass looks like, right?

No! But I haven't lived here

my whole life.

Don't touch those!

Why not?!

AH-CHOO!

[Mo] That's why.

- Look, maybe you - should just hang back

- And let us do - the search for now.

You guys don't want me around?

Of course we do!

- It's just that we really - need to find

That paisley grass fast...

And I'm holding you back

because I don't know anything?

Fine. Find it yourself.

- [sighs]

- What did you say?

I don't know. Who knows what's

going to upset a girl?

They don't make any sense.

Oh, boys...

What did I say?!

Paisley grass! Gryphon flu!

How would I know that stuff?!

[neighs]

[Mia] Polytheus!

Ah... it's you!

Welcome to my humble shop,

Crazy Polytheus's Cavalcade

of Curios and Collectibles!

[chuckles]

And hello again to you,

little unicorn friend.

What are you doing here?

Why, selling antiques, doodads,

novelties and all manner

of filigreed frippery!

To only the most discerning

customers, of course.

And anyone dumb

enough to trust you.

Oh my dear,

I am deeply offended.

- Then I presume you - wouldn't be interested

In this rare and

exquisite objet d'art.

It's a Tell-All LANTERN.

But if you don't trust me,

that's fine.

What's a Tell-All LANTERN?

This little wonder

of the world can answer

any question of its owner.

[snorts]

Onchao, stop.

[Polytheus] Here's my proposal.

Because I like you...

I offer you a

"try before you buy" plan.

You become the lantern's

rightful owner until sundown,

at which time you either

pay for it, or you give it back.

- What's the catch?

- No catch.

I swear on

the Iridescent Dringsills.

What's an Iridescent Dringsill?

I don't know. I just made it up.

With one of these,

you'd know that.

I hereby transfer ownership

to you.

You shall not be disappointed.

Remember...

you have only until sundown!

[laughs evilly]

I really need your help.

I'm sick of looking dumb.

- [Mo] There's not - one blade of paisley grass

Anywhere around here.

This is taking so long,

- we could have planted some - and had it grow by now.

So where else do we look?

Try the... Diablo Backwoods?

Pretty doubtful.

And how would you know

about Diablo Backwoods?

I do know some things.

- Hey, where'd you - get the lantern?

Oh, just picked it up down

by the beach.

It could come in handy.

We always seem to wind up

someplace dark.

Alright, we'll try

the Diablo Backwoods.

There can't be

any less paisley grass there.

[Mia] Great!

Um... it's that way.

Oh, uh, I knew that.

I... just thought

we'd take the scenic route.

[chuckles evilly]

My client will be pleased.

Here you go, Ziggo.

A gourmet treat for you.

[screeches]

Precisely how I feel

when I don't get what I want.

[evil laughter]

Greetings, Panthea.

I don't like when you do that!

Why can't you come in

the gate like a normal person?

But I bring good news

your majesty.

Your trap is planted.

Oh, well then your surprise

visit is most welcomed.

Ugh... I almost

feel guilty asking

to be paid for

such a simple deception,

except that I never feel guilty

about being paid for anything.

Gargona already paid you!

That was the purchase price

of that creature,

and the customized lamp

to carry it in.

Well actually...

Hmmphh.

I have not been paid

for the effort

of luring that elf

and her little

single-horned friend

into your trap.

Ugggh... Take it, then!

Oooh!

Excellent. [laughs]

Oh and be sure

to tell your friends!

Half off magic mirrors

every Tuesday!

Ta-Ta.

[Panthea] I'm never completely

sure he's gone.

Now then, Gargona...

Polytheus did his part,

so you better not mess up yours!

I give you my word,

the prey won't escape our trap

this time!

Meow.

There there Ziggo.

The nasty snake man is gone.

[neighs]

[Mia] Mhmm...

Paisley grass, I presume.

Whooo!

Wow!

Awesome guess that it'd be here!

Um... thanks.

Sure is nice to be the one

with the answers for a change.

Don't give me that look.

I know what you're thinking.

- It's not like - I'm hurting anyone.

- We never would have found - this grass without...

- [gasps] - Wait!

If it helped us find this grass,

I wonder if...

[whispers] Where can I find

a piece of the Trumptus?

I figured out the oracle!

The Trumptus piece is

in the Morbitus Badlands.

Didn't the oracle say

"where the young one plays"?

Who plays in the Badlands?

- We gotta get this paisley grass - back to the Queen!

She's waiting for us.

- It's a piece of the Trumptus! - She'll understand!

[whistles]

[Mo] Mia, Yuko!

Dragons.

[shrieking]

We're safer on foot.

[ghostly murmurs]

Scary... not-scary.

Could the choice be any easier?

[Mo] That's what scares me.

- [Yuko] What, is this way - dangerous?

[lantern whispers]

Pitfalls. Snares. Cages.

This road is full of them.

And you know this... how?

Your long experience

as a tracker?

Ugh!

[grunts]

[grunts]

Wow, that's a no go.

Good call Mia.

How did you know about all this?

I pick things up here and there.

[snorts]

Why do you keep looking at

that old lantern?

- [Gargona] Yes! - Gargona!

Why don't you

tell them the truth?

[neighs]

We're not scared of you!

Yeah! Bring it on!

[neigh]

Onchao!

Let him go!

- Agh! - Agh!

- Ugh!

- Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

[Gargona] Hahaha.

What have we here?

Your lovely antique treasure

has betrayed you.

[Mo] It's a flibber-nate?

A flibber-nate?

They lie to their owners.

- Trick 'em and - get 'em in trouble!

- But it told the truth - about the traps,

And the paisley grass...!

No, wait, we asked

those questions, not you.

A flibber-nate only

lies to its owner.

[Gargona] I knew sooner

or later you'd ask it

to lead you to something:

whatever you elves look for.

And I made sure

the lantern had an answer ready!

Mia, if you had told us

the truth about that lantern,

we could have warned you!

- I... I just didn't - want to look dumb.

I'm so sorry!

Oh, don't be glum.

You'll love Panthea's dungeon.

Fewer rats than you'd expect.

[Mia] Great, the end

of a perfect day.

Oh, be quiet!

Wait a second,

Polytheus only loaned me

the lantern until sundown.

Gargona is the flibber-nate's

actual owner!

[gasps] Yuko, you said

the flabber-nate will

only lie to its owner,

- right? - Yeah. So?

- So Gargona probably - doesn't know

That Polytheus only let me

try out the lantern.

Maybe she thinks I still own it!

I have an idea.

If we could just get out

of these ropes.

[gasps] Wait a second!

Nice! I am so glad girls

like to keep souvenirs!

Let go of me, you ugly spawn

of a sea serpent!

- AHH! - [Yuko] It would have to be

A whole lot better looking

to make it to "ugly"!

- Ugh!

- [Gargona] Hahaha.

Panthea will be most pleased

- to get her hands - on this unicorn!

[neighs]

[Mia laughs]

As if!

We'll be the ones laughing

when the Elf army gets here!

Foolish girl!

Still listening to your

flibber-nate lantern?

Why don't you ask it?

It only lies to me, right?

[Gargona] Insolent one!

Don't try to bluff me!

Is there an Elf army nearby?

[whispers]

How large?

[whispers]

Large enough to defeat us?!

You lose, Gargona!

Oh yeah?

They'll have to catch us first!

Sound the retreat!

[blows horn]

Oh, fools! Don't just run away!

Bring the unicorn!

That unicorn is priceless!

Panthea will kill us all

if we return without it!!

[laughs]

No! Stop!

Waterglares!

- Blasted Elves! - Aaah!

[neighs]

[neighs]

[Gargona] UUUUGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

Whew. I've never flown

so fast in my life!

Can we just take a break?

- We have to get the Pisley Grass - back to the palace

Or the Queen will

have my wings on a platter!

- Let's go! - Come on, Onchao!

[Mia] You can play later.

- [snorts] - [Mia gasps]

"Seek the ferns..."

- [both] "where - the young one plays!"

Duh! Onchao's the "young one"!

And here's the Trumptus piece!

Ah!

The best paisley grass tea

I've ever had...

thanks to you three!

And another piece

of the Trumptus.

It draws closer to

completion all the time.

A productive day out, eh?

No wonder you were gone so long.

Yeah, um... that's my fault.

I got a little lost.

But these guys

helped me find my way.

[giggles]

[Mo] Can you believe it?

Only ten pieces to go.

Uh oh. Battery.

I gotta go.

I'm sorry I led everyone

on a wild goose chase

just because I felt dumb.

What's a "wild goose"?

You've never heard of a goose?

You guys have no idea

how happy this makes me.

- I'm not the only one - who doesn't know everything.

'Bye, everyone!

Give Onchao a hug for me!

Ugh! I should have asked her to

bring us one of

those "goose" things!

Phew, that was a close one.

- Vincent?! - What are you doing here?

Shh.

Paula snuck me in.

Paula...? Why?

- Look, she just said - you need to hide. Okay.

Uhm... That's it!

Quick, the closet!

- O-okay, but... - Go... Go!

Oh, hush. I should

probably be hiding too.

Ha, ha!

So funny how you nailed Mia!

[Paula] And she was so niffed.

[to herself] What?!

- [Paula] How did you know - about her lisp?

I never even told you about it!

Mhmm... Well, duh.

It's all in your diary.

- Way to hide - your private thoughts.

Oi! Give that back!

Who says you could

go through my stuff like that?!

Violetta, you are such a jerk.

Yes you are.

What is this...?

You set me up?!

- You used me!

- You bet I did.

Just like you're using me

to get people to like you!

Well, Mia likes me for who I am!

She's a real friend.

And I'm not gonna

hang out with you anymore!

Way to go Paula!

Oh, boo-hoo.

- You know what? - Fine, have it your way.

But make no mistake...

you've just made

an enemy for life!

Wow, that was a bit dramatic.

I'm sorry

I mistrusted you before.

It's okay. That's what

friendship is all about, right?

- Umm... I think - we're gonna need to

Get Violetta out of your system.

Yep. You're

with Team Terrific now!

So um... mind helping me

sneak out please.

[laughs] Come on.

Hide behind us, Vincent.

My friends call me Vinthent.

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