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My past is really important to me.
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So, sometimes
it's hard to get rid of stuff
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that was meaningful in my life.
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_
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I'll admit some of the
things I have saved
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haven't exactly stood the test of time.
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[upbeat music]
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While others are as good
now as they were back then.
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[whooshes]
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? ?
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How much of that did you see?
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Because there's more. [whooshes]
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[laughs]
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Dude, you're supposed to
be prepping for our pitch.
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I'm prepping for something
even more important.
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I'm prepping to be underwhelmed.
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Today is the 245th day
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of Abby's seventh year on this Earth.
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Which means she is the
exact same age that I was
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when I saw "Star Wars".
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I've been counting down
the days to show it to her,
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and today is the day.
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Congrats.
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You know, I was bracing myself for about
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this level of underwhelmed and
you brought it way down here.
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Get back to work.
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[hissing] Gah.
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This is going to be the best day ever.
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[whooshes]
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My God. Oh, my God.
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Did you see what's in the paper?
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Nope, and for future reference
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the answer to that question
will always be a no.
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Unless it's Garfield. That cat kills me.
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They're gonna be having
a one night only,
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midnight screening of
"Star Wars" tonight.
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- We are so going.
- Midnight?
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The latest I've ever been out
on a school night is 10:00.
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And the next day I fell
asleep in science class,
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knocked over a Bunsen burner,
and lit my eyebrows on fire.
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And what's the big deal about seeing
"Star Wars" anyways?
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Haven't you watched it,
like, a billion times?
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Yes, I have, but only on this.
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And in the middle,
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someone recorded
the 200th episode of "Cheers".
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I'm sorry, I had no blank tapes
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and the theme song was starting.
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Justin, one of these days,
I'm gonna go up into space.
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But until then,
seeing "Star Wars" on the big screen
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is as close as I'll ever get.
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And I want you to be there with me.
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To go on the adventures of
Luke and Han and Leia...
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And Cliff and Norm and that
wise-cracking waitress.
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? ?
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[whooshes]
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This is gonna be the best day ever.
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[whooshes]
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Some people say as we get older,
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we should get rid of the
childish things of our past
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and start acting like adults.
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I am not one of those people.
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I'm going into space!
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Uh, you are?
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Yes! After two years on the waitlist,
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tomorrow,
I have a seat on the Tesla Orbiter.
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Dad, I thought those
interstellar tourism companies
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wouldn't clear you if
you had a heart attack.
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Oh, no, they're completely unregulated.
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[chuckles] If you're rich enough,
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they'll take anybody.
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God bless America.
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This is because of your crazy obsession
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with "Star Wars," isn't it?
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What? Oh, please. I am so over that.
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Love you. Go Bulls.
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- Love you. Go Bulls.
- [chuckles]
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? ?
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[whooshes]
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This is going to be the best day ever.
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[whooshes]
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? ?
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Okay... [giggles]
I hope you are ready, Abby,
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because you are about to
experience the greatest movie
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of all time.
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"The Princess Diaries"?
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"The Princess Diaries"? No, honey, no.
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I'm talking about a
cinematic masterpiece, okay?
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True, I've never seen
"The Princess Diaries."
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You never seen "The Princess Diaries"?
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Let's watch that instead.
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Sweetie, we're not watching
"The Princess Diaries," okay?
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Also, Daddy has been
preparing this intro
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since the day you were born,
so maybe let him finish.
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- Okay, okay.
- Okay.
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[whooshes]
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Abigail Riley,
you are about to take a journey.
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A journey into a galaxy far, far away.
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So, sit back, relax,
and have your mind blown
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as we enter the world of...
drum roll, please.
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[soft drumming]
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"Star Wars."
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I already saw "Star Wars."
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I'm sorry, sweetie, what?
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Grandpa Ron showed it to me.
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Grandpa Ron showed you "Star Wars"?
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How can that be?
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"Star Wars" is something that
you watch with your father.
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Grandpa Ron is not your father.
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[growling] I am your father.
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[dramatic music]
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Do you like the French toast, honey?
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It's a new recipe.
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There's a recipe for this?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Nothing, sweetheart.
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It tastes like, uh...
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it fell from an angel in heaven.
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- [chuckles]
- Aww.
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- Aw, gross.
- Come on. Ew.
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Oh, stop, you guys
are lucky to have parents
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who aren't afraid to show affection.
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It's nauseating how lucky we are.
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Good news, boys.
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We are going to spend the weekend
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cleaning out the rain gutters.
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Why? Are we in trouble?
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No, this is gonna be fun.
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We're gonna get up on the roof,
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we're gonna scoop all
the leaves and the bugs.
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A lotta bugs. So many bugs.
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I don't think I can help, Dad.
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I'm gonna need the weekend
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to catch up on my sleep after tonight.
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What's tonight?
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The Wilfax is having a one night only
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midnight screening of "Star Wars."
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A midnight screening on a school night?
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But Justin can barely exist
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on the ten hours of
sleep he already gets.
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Plus a 15-minute post-alarm snooze.
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I mean, come on, guys, it's "Star Wars."
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It's a special occasion.
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I'm sorry, Alex, but the answer is no.
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This is totally unfair.
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When it was just the
two of us in Chicago,
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you definitely would've let me go.
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I don't know about that.
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You took me to a midnight screening
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of "Rocky Horror" when I was nine.
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Yeah, well, in hindsight,
letting scantily-clad men
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and women yell "virgin"
at you was a poor parenting decision.
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- Mom...
- Midnight on a school night
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is just too late.
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I know how much you love
"Star Wars," honey,
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but I'm with Ron on this.
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Ron is a Lakers fan.
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His judgment cannot be trusted.
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Hey, I am right here.
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I'm sorry, sweetheart,
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but the two of us are a united front.
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Here, have some French toast.
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Ron says it tastes like
it came out of an angel.
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Fell from an angel.
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[muttering] United front...
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Thanks, guys. Have a great day.
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Hello, Eleanor.
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Hi, what are you doing here so early?
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Grabbing a quick breakfast
before my flight.
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Silly little trip I'm going on.
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- Where you going...
- Space!
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[giggles]
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I'm going to space!
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Wow. You know,
my fianc� has always wanted to do that,
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but that waitlist is out of control.
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It's probably for the best.
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Not everybody can handle space,
you know, you have to be
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very brave to venture into the unknown.
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So, what'll you have?
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Just some dried toast and water.
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I get a little motion sick.
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[soft laugh]
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Alex, I'm really glad
that my being engaged
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hasn't affected our friendship.
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No, no, being friends is best.
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It's exactly what I want.
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[thunder booms, rain pattering]
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Oh, wow. Look at the rain.
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Gosh, you think you'll still fly?
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What? Oh, sure.
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Come on,
these are billion dollar shuttles.
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They're not gonna let a
little weather stop the...
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"Delayed indefinitely."
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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[sigh] All right, listen,
you know that order
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- of dried toast?
- Mm-hmm.
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Put a little butter on it.
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[laughs] So brave.
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[knock at door]
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Thank you for seeing me, Ron,
there was something important
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- that we need to discuss.
- Is everything all right?
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No. No,
everything is not all right, Ron.
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It's come to my attention that
you showed Abby "Star Wars"?
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Uh-huh.
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What do you mean, [funny voice] uh-huh?
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No, it's kind of a huge deal, Ron.
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I wanted to be the one to show
it to Abby for the first time.
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Okay. Jeez.
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Look, Alex, I mean,
I know you like the movie, which is why
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I assumed you already showed it to her.
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I promise it won't happen again.
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Yeah, of course it won't happen again.
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Because it can't happen again.
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That was a one-time parenting
moment that you stole from me.
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- Alex, it's just one movie.
- [vexed sigh]
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And there are millions of
others you can watch with her.
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See, that right there...
That makes me think
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that you're not actually sorry.
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Well, I'm sorry that you're upset.
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I'm not sorry though
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that I killed two hours of babysitting.
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I mean, that kid has a lot of energy.
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Okay. You know what?
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I can't talk about this anymore.
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You should show her "Space Balls."
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That's like "Star Wars" with jokes.
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Mmmm.
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[box clatters]
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Honey, come on. Bus is almost here,
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I don't want you to miss it.
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Oh, so now you care about me.
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[sighs]
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Look... I know you're upset.
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Of course I'm upset, Mom.
This is "Star Wars".
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I'm sorry,
but we're part of a family now.
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And in families, you make compromises.
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Okay, well, then how come
we're the only ones
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who've ever had to make compromises?
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When has Ron ever had to compromise?
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Well, he agreed to never grow
a mustache despite the peer
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pressure he's been under from
the other airline pilots.
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Then why should I have to suffer?
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I mean, I didn't get engaged
to the guy. You did.
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- I didn't have a choice.
- Alex.
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When you and Ron get married,
make sure it's late at night
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so I have a good excuse not to be there.
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Because of the not being
able to stay up late...
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- Yeah, I got it.
- Yeah.
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[Older Alex] Three, two, one. Blast off.
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[whooshes like a rocket]
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Uh, excuse me?
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I've been waiting half
an hour for my eggs.
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Sorry. They're coming up.
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[sigh] Can you believe they delayed
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my space flight just
'cause of some stupid rain?
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Gosh, I wish I could sympathize.
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00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,228
But it's the morning rush
258
00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,896
and one of my line cooks
just called in sick.
259
00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:54,732
- Need any help back there?
- You can cook?
260
00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,567
You remember my mother's food?
261
00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,619
It was either that or die of starvation.
262
00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,987
I'm dying of starvation.
263
00:08:59,989 --> 00:09:01,038
Dude, quiet.
264
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,373
Wait...
265
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,958
You can't cook?
266
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,043
I know.
I own a restaurant and I can't cook.
267
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,546
I'm like a guy who owns
a lamp store who can't...
268
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,798
- Can't think of analogies?
- Exactly. Yeah.
269
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,583
Are you sure that you wanna do this?
270
00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,335
Can I make rocket sounds
while I flip the pancakes?
271
00:09:14,337 --> 00:09:15,503
I prefer that you didn't.
272
00:09:15,505 --> 00:09:16,921
That is not a no.
273
00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:21,309
[upbeat music]
274
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,094
I mean, how can Ron not understand
275
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,680
why "Star Wars" is so important to me?
276
00:09:25,682 --> 00:09:27,098
You know, I gotta be honest.
277
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,599
I don't understand why white people
278
00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,434
make such a big deal about that movie.
279
00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:31,852
I mean the series doesn't even get good
280
00:09:31,854 --> 00:09:33,738
until Lando Calrissian shows up.
281
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,407
Mm-hmm, that man
can pilot my spaceship any day.
282
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,825
[laughs]
283
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,827
Okay, I'm jealous, but I get it.
284
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,496
Yeah, see, for me it was all
about Luke Skywalker, you know?
285
00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,249
He didn't grow up with his
biological father just like me.
286
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,286
And just like me,
he always dreamed of going into space.
287
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,870
And he did it, you know?
288
00:09:49,872 --> 00:09:51,839
And he had adventures
and he kissed a princess.
289
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,341
Who turned out to be his sister.
290
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,875
Well, he did not know that at the time!
291
00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:56,294
Okay? He didn't know.
292
00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,047
I'm just saying,
I wanted to be there for the first time
293
00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:02,600
that Abby saw Luke
Skywalker on the screen.
294
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,218
I feel you, Alex.
295
00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:06,971
If I ever found out that
someone took Jasmine
296
00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,390
to Disneyland before me, I'd kill them.
297
00:10:09,392 --> 00:10:11,108
You know what, I'm just gonna drop it.
298
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,443
Oh, I'd never drop it.
299
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,111
Yeah, no, I'm never gonna drop it.
300
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,650
You still haven't told her
301
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:20,785
that you took Jasmine to Disneyland?
302
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,536
Wendy was out of town
303
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,071
and I did not wanna go
to Color Me Mine again.
304
00:10:24,073 --> 00:10:25,706
Yeah. Smart.
305
00:10:28,578 --> 00:10:30,461
Good night, you two.
306
00:10:36,252 --> 00:10:39,337
And their door should close...
307
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,471
now.
308
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,722
[door clicks]
309
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,973
It's go time.
310
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,176
[exciting music]
311
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:49,013
Justin, I got you a Jolt so you
can stay up during the movie.
312
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,547
And it's got all the sugar
and twice the caffeine.
313
00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:52,933
Way ahead of you.
314
00:10:52,935 --> 00:10:54,902
Wow, are you sure you're
supposed to have that many?
315
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,772
It's fine, I feel amazing,
I can do anything,
316
00:10:57,774 --> 00:10:59,907
I've got lots of business ideas.
317
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,109
Okay. Well, here.
318
00:11:02,111 --> 00:11:03,444
I made you one too.
319
00:11:03,446 --> 00:11:05,830
Aw, little bro, this is so nice,
320
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,971
I didn't get you anything,
321
00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:08,691
I wish I could get you
something right now.
322
00:11:08,718 --> 00:11:11,502
Business idea... a company that
delivers anything you want.
323
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,287
We'll start with something
simple like books,
324
00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:15,172
- then we'll expand.
- That's a terrible idea.
325
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,958
Look, focus, okay?
"Star Wars." Let's go.
326
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,845
Right, I kind of want to run there,
let's run there.
327
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,380
[harsh whisper] You're
not wearing pants!
328
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,548
They'll only slow me down.
329
00:11:29,764 --> 00:11:31,046
That was awesome.
330
00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:32,431
Yeah, it was incredible.
331
00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,012
You slept through the whole movie.
332
00:11:34,014 --> 00:11:34,951
I did not.
333
00:11:35,049 --> 00:11:37,683
First there were all those
words about some galaxy
334
00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:41,436
and then there was that, um...
335
00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:43,155
Man, I slept through the whole movie.
336
00:11:43,157 --> 00:11:44,857
Hey, it's fine, okay?
337
00:11:44,859 --> 00:11:46,658
What's important is that
we did something cool.
338
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,110
And we went on a secret adventure
339
00:11:48,112 --> 00:11:49,862
and we didn't get caught, right?
340
00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:50,863
Wrong.
341
00:11:50,865 --> 00:11:54,032
? ?
342
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,784
What's up, Ron?
You ready to watch the Lakers
343
00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:57,369
get their butts beat?
344
00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:58,704
No, I am ready
to watch the Bulls go down.
345
00:11:58,706 --> 00:11:59,813
[laugh] Yeah, sure.
346
00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:02,037
Although the Lakers do
kinda suck this season.
347
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,626
Wow, you gotta work on your
smack talk there, big guy.
348
00:12:04,628 --> 00:12:06,044
Well, you know,
349
00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:07,679
I'm really glad that we were able
350
00:12:07,681 --> 00:12:11,183
to put this whole
"Star Wars" thing behind us.
351
00:12:11,185 --> 00:12:14,136
Yeah. Me too. I overreacted.
It's water under the bridge.
352
00:12:14,138 --> 00:12:15,687
Come on, let's go watch some hoops.
353
00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,689
I got it all queued up on the DVR.
354
00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:19,441
You didn't hear anything
about the game, did you?
355
00:12:19,443 --> 00:12:21,777
Oh, no, no, no, no,
I turned off all my alerts,
356
00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:24,863
I stayed off the internet.
I know nothing.
357
00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:27,366
- Well, that's just perfect.
- Yeah.
358
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,818
I am so jazzed about this,
I gotta tell you.
359
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:32,704
I literally have been looking
forward to this game all week.
360
00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:34,573
- Have you, now?
- Oh, yeah.
361
00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:36,909
- It's gonna be a great one.
- Oh, it is.
362
00:12:36,911 --> 00:12:39,127
I say it's gonna be the
best game of the year.
363
00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:40,746
Especially with that ending.
364
00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:42,998
[chatter on TV]
365
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,750
What do you mean by that?
366
00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:47,052
Three seconds left and
the Lakers are up by one,
367
00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:49,004
Lonzo gets the ball stripped by LaVine.
368
00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:50,923
He chucks the ball down-court to Lopez,
369
00:12:50,925 --> 00:12:53,892
who no-looks it to Portis
who is wide open for a three.
370
00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:56,845
Portis lets it fly and
just as time expires,
371
00:12:56,847 --> 00:13:00,399
it's good. Bulls win!
372
00:13:01,769 --> 00:13:03,518
Oh no, I'm so sorry, Ron.
373
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,154
Did I spoil something that
was important for you?
374
00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:08,073
You know what? It's just one game.
375
00:13:08,075 --> 00:13:10,075
There'll be a million
others you can watch.
376
00:13:10,077 --> 00:13:12,527
Announcer: And the tip-off
is controlled by the Bulls.
377
00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:14,363
Settle in for one of
the most anticipated
378
00:13:14,365 --> 00:13:16,081
match-ups of the season.
379
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,166
- Portis from downtown.
- Portis for three.
380
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:21,086
Announcer:
The Bulls take an early 3-0 lead.
381
00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:23,922
I need two Denver omelets,
side of tots, side of fruits.
382
00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:25,674
Got it. [bell dings]
383
00:13:25,676 --> 00:13:27,926
You only ding the bell
when you finish the order.
384
00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:29,711
Seems like a missed opportunity.
385
00:13:29,713 --> 00:13:31,129
[bell dings]
386
00:13:31,131 --> 00:13:33,932
I got short stack, French toast,
387
00:13:33,934 --> 00:13:37,135
Huevos Rancheros,
which I am pronouncing impeccably.
388
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,720
Gosh, Alex,
you are saving my life right now.
389
00:13:38,722 --> 00:13:39,781
You okay back there?
390
00:13:39,841 --> 00:13:42,975
Well, it's no traveling
around the Earth at 70,000 mph
391
00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:44,476
but making pancakes is fun.
392
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,028
- [whooshes]
- [laughs]
393
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,863
Why would you even wanna go into space?
394
00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:49,364
Because.
395
00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:51,033
It's gonna be unforgettable experience.
396
00:13:51,035 --> 00:13:52,617
I've spent most of my life working.
397
00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:54,653
I'd like to spend the rest of it living.
398
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,655
That's beautiful, Alex.
399
00:13:56,657 --> 00:13:59,148
Besides, my brother went to the
bottom of the ocean last year.
400
00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:00,876
He hasn't shut up about it.
401
00:14:00,878 --> 00:14:02,327
[bell dings]
402
00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:03,795
[sigh]
403
00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:05,797
Hash browns up!
404
00:14:08,135 --> 00:14:10,469
Ron, we're really sorry.
405
00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:13,338
And by we, I mean me.
406
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,840
It's all my fault,
407
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:17,392
so if you're gonna kill anybody,
kill me.
408
00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:23,815
Actually, I-I prefer if you...
if you didn't kill me.
409
00:14:23,817 --> 00:14:26,351
You know... we were just...
We learned in health class that
410
00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:29,521
our brains aren't even fully
developed until we're like, 25.
411
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,690
It's kind of actually amazing
how I'm even talking right now
412
00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:33,492
with my underdeveloped brain.
413
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:36,278
Pft, like, how am I even
forming words right now?
414
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,163
I don't know.
415
00:14:38,165 --> 00:14:39,664
[nervous laugh]
416
00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:45,003
Okay, look...
417
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:46,872
The truth is, my whole life,
418
00:14:46,874 --> 00:14:49,624
I've been used to everything
being just me and my mom.
419
00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:51,676
And now that I'm a part of
this whole family thing,
420
00:14:51,678 --> 00:14:54,963
the rules are all over
the place and it's hard.
421
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,349
And, you know, I've never had
to share a room with anyone.
422
00:14:57,351 --> 00:15:01,386
Never had a brother. Or a father.
423
00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:03,722
And I guess the bottom line is
424
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,524
I'm new at all this.
425
00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:09,728
? ?
426
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:11,279
Back me up, will you?
427
00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:13,532
[snoring]
428
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:15,901
[scoff] Useless.
429
00:15:15,903 --> 00:15:18,737
You know, I'm not sure you
should've been an inventor.
430
00:15:18,739 --> 00:15:21,623
You would've made one
hell of a sportscaster.
431
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,793
[laugh] Yeah,
I may have taken it a little too far.
432
00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:26,795
Look, I get it.
433
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,915
You know, I didn't realize how
important that movie was to you
434
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,633
and you know what, it's not my place
435
00:15:31,635 --> 00:15:34,419
to tell you what should
be important to you.
436
00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,004
I messed up.
437
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:38,423
And for that I really am sorry, Alex.
438
00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:40,392
I appreciate that, Ron.
439
00:15:40,394 --> 00:15:42,227
I'm sorry I ruined the game.
440
00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:44,396
That's okay.
441
00:15:44,989 --> 00:15:46,431
I gotta be honest with you,
442
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:49,401
I know you love "Star Wars,"
but have you seen it lately?
443
00:15:49,403 --> 00:15:51,570
I watch it every Wednesday, so, yes.
444
00:15:51,572 --> 00:15:53,522
Yeah, not sure it holds up.
445
00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:55,440
I mean, what's with that fella,
Jerry Blanks?
446
00:15:55,442 --> 00:15:57,275
- Jerry Blanks?
- Yeah.
447
00:15:57,277 --> 00:16:00,328
Lizard person.
With the big ears, and that stupid walk,
448
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,947
goes around saying things like,
449
00:16:01,949 --> 00:16:03,832
"I be your friend."
450
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:05,667
"Space is too spacey."
451
00:16:05,669 --> 00:16:07,119
"Me so horny."
452
00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:08,753
Wait, do you mean Jar Jar Binks?
453
00:16:08,755 --> 00:16:09,955
Nah, that's not it.
454
00:16:09,957 --> 00:16:12,424
Pretty sure it's Jerry Blanks.
455
00:16:12,426 --> 00:16:13,452
Oh, my God.
456
00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:15,760
Do you know what this means?
You showed her the prequel.
457
00:16:15,762 --> 00:16:16,941
Is that good or bad?
458
00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:19,514
That's great!
That means she never saw the original!
459
00:16:19,516 --> 00:16:21,683
And yet you still
ruined the game for me.
460
00:16:21,685 --> 00:16:23,051
I'm gonna show Abby tonight.
461
00:16:23,053 --> 00:16:25,303
Just one word of caution.
462
00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:27,105
You know, when Justin was six or seven
463
00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:29,191
I thought he was gonna love fishing.
464
00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:31,526
And then I reeled in that first trout,
465
00:16:31,528 --> 00:16:33,278
and he was flopping
around there on the deck.
466
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,363
Justin freaked out,
threw up on his shoes,
467
00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,781
and fell backwards off the boat.
468
00:16:36,783 --> 00:16:38,366
It was not a good day.
469
00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,986
Trust me, Abby's gonna be
a big "Star Wars" fan.
470
00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:44,739
Hit his head on another
boat and needed 18 stitches.
471
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:46,241
I'm still gonna show her the movie, Ron.
472
00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:48,160
Had to hold him down
473
00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:49,578
while they stitched him up.
474
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,413
I think I was crying more than he was.
475
00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:53,632
Well, I'll make sure not to
show it to her on a boat.
476
00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:56,551
- Smart man.
- Thank you. [laughs]
477
00:16:58,722 --> 00:17:00,005
What's going on?
478
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:02,174
Alex, why do you have your light...
479
00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:03,211
Did you sneak out of the house
480
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,060
after we specifically told you not to?
481
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:06,645
- Mom, look, I, uh...
- No.
482
00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:09,564
- No?
- Honey, I'm sorry.
483
00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:12,100
I felt so guilty about
not letting the boys
484
00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:13,852
go see their movie
that I couldn't sleep.
485
00:17:13,854 --> 00:17:16,688
I knew you would talk me
out of it, so...
486
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:20,192
I got up and I snuck out of bed
487
00:17:20,194 --> 00:17:24,246
I woke them up, and I took them.
488
00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:27,866
Are you mad at me?
489
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:30,418
Only because you didn't wake
me up so I could go too.
490
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:33,505
Next time. [laugh]
491
00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:34,923
Gross.
492
00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:36,791
Okay, I'm gonna take this one to bed.
493
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:39,294
- Yeah. This way.
- [chuckle]
494
00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:40,762
No, give me that.
495
00:17:40,764 --> 00:17:43,014
[mellow music]
496
00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:44,382
I don't get it.
497
00:17:44,384 --> 00:17:46,017
Why'd you take the blame for me?
498
00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:48,303
? ?
499
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:50,555
I'm new at all this too.
500
00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:53,642
? ?
501
00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:55,310
[soft laugh]
502
00:17:55,312 --> 00:18:00,949
? ?
503
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,901
- We got through it.
- Yeah.
504
00:18:02,903 --> 00:18:05,704
How many omelets do you think
you made today? A hundred?
505
00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:07,906
A hundred and one.
506
00:18:07,908 --> 00:18:09,824
I call it the Eleanor.
507
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:12,577
Beautiful on the outside.
Inside... mostly bacon.
508
00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:14,546
- [laughs] Thanks.
- Mmm.
509
00:18:14,548 --> 00:18:16,081
But, for real, Alex.
510
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,166
I could not have done this without you.
511
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:19,551
Ah... oh...
512
00:18:19,553 --> 00:18:20,270
[phone buzzing]
513
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:24,556
Oh, right, one second.
514
00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:27,058
Yeah?
515
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,311
3:30? Lift-off?
516
00:18:29,313 --> 00:18:30,895
Um...
517
00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:32,597
Yeah, I...
518
00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:34,316
Muah.
519
00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:38,019
Do me a favor?
520
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:40,105
Put me back on the waiting list.
521
00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:42,190
Yes, I know, but I'm already
522
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:46,027
in the middle of an
unforgettable experience.
523
00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:48,196
? ?
524
00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:50,081
Who's that?
525
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,117
Wrong number.
526
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,002
At the risk of sounding selfish,
527
00:18:54,004 --> 00:18:57,339
I'm really glad that you're Earth-bound.
528
00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:59,507
If you ever need help, Eleanor,
529
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,176
I'm here for you.
530
00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:04,679
Much like Han Solo
was for Princess Leia.
531
00:19:04,681 --> 00:19:07,799
Didn't those two get
together in the end?
532
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:10,051
Huh, I totally forgot about that.
533
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:11,686
[laugh]
534
00:19:11,688 --> 00:19:14,472
[lasers blasting]
535
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:16,224
Aw, see, what did I tell you
about "Star Wars"?
536
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:17,892
This is the best movie ever, right?
537
00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:20,061
Daddy, it's so boring.
538
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:21,646
I'm sorry, did you say it was boring?
539
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:23,982
- No, I said it was so boring.
- [sighs]
540
00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:27,152
- Is it okay if I hate it?
- [sighs]
541
00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:30,455
Despite my nostalgia for the past,
as an inventor,
542
00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:33,992
I've always got my eyes
firmly focused on the future.
543
00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:35,543
All right, Abby.
544
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:37,495
Star Bores... out.
545
00:19:37,497 --> 00:19:40,665
- [thud]
- Get ready to watch...
546
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:44,252
- "The Princess Diaries"!
- Yay!
547
00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:46,721
Yeah! Here you go.
548
00:19:53,096 --> 00:19:55,513
[both giggle]
549
00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,651
[young Alex] I'm positive that someday
550
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:01,186
I'll go into space.
551
00:20:01,188 --> 00:20:05,073
? ?
552
00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:08,326
[Older Alex] But until I get there,
553
00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:11,079
I am going to enjoy the amazing things
554
00:20:11,081 --> 00:20:14,032
that are right here on our planet.
555
00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:15,950
? ?
556
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:18,620
Ooh, look at that.
557
00:20:18,622 --> 00:20:20,205
Do you like the movie, Daddy?
558
00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:22,674
I don't like it Abby, no.
559
00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:26,177
- I freaking love it.
- [giggle]
560
00:20:26,179 --> 00:20:28,296
- [both giggling]
- I got you!
561
00:20:28,298 --> 00:20:32,050
- Little tickle princess!
- Stop it!
562
00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:34,219
- No, I like it, it's ticklish.
- No, stop it.
563
00:20:38,032 --> 00:20:39,398
You know,
I can't stop thinking about last night.
564
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,299
- Being out late.
- By ourselves.
565
00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:43,043
Watching the awesomest
movie of all time.
566
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,529
You think it was worth it?
567
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,911
Stop talking and start cleaning.
568
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:49,856
Okay, just to be clear,
it's a punishment now, right?
569
00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:51,069
Damn straight.
570
00:20:51,104 --> 00:20:52,784
Right.
571
00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:54,252
Totally worth it.
572
00:20:54,684 --> 00:20:55,553
Totally.
573
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,007
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