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How psyched are you for Coachella?
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- All the great music!
- Right? Okay.
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I've memorized the entire schedule
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and synced it with the
map, allowing us a generous
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six minutes of travel
time between each venue.
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- Okay.
- If we eat one meal a day
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and we never pee, we can
see almost every band.
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We are gonna sell so much dank.
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Okay, one more delivery, and
then it's off to the ball.
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Someone order the Coachella special?
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Me! Thank God you made it.
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We heard the Palm Springs drugs are,
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like, ten times more than the LA drugs.
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You know, festivals.
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Note to self, jack up prices.
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Petra, don't forget the juicer.
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What bands are you excited to see?
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What? I don't even know who's playing.
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We just know Coachella's
the place to be.
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Last week, it was South by Southwest.
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The week before that was
kombucha tasting in K-town.
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Next weekend, we're
doing IKEA Fight Club.
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Oh! I wanna get a selfie
with real-life drug dealers.
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- Let's!
- Okay.
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Squad goals!
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(shrieks)
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Trish, you idiot, the
zombie run is next week.
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Ehr...
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- Is she okay?
- No.
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Finally, Coachella, here we come!
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Okay, I don't wanna jinx it,
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but I'm packing some
condoms just in case.
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- Do you think three is enough?
- No.
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_
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- What's that?
- That's my stash sash.
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So, it's got slots for joints and,
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like, um, vape cartridges
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and my pen... I made it.
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You're kidding, that is so cute.
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You should totally sell those.
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No, we should totally sell those.
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Wait, hey, is that my scarf?
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- Yes.
- It looks so good on you.
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Thank you, it matches my stash sash.
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Oh, I have to change
my outgoing message.
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Why do we still have a landline?
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Isn't your mom the
only one who calls it?
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Exactly... hi, you've reached Paige.
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I'm sorry I can't make
it to the phone right now,
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but I'm in New York for
Fashion Week, ciao.
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Why can't your mom know
you're going to Coachella?
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You know Deborah, after earthquakes,
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she thinks the number
one way that people die
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in Los Angeles is drug raves.
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Wait, Paige, you still haven't
told your mom what you do?
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I'm going to tell her, okay,
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it's just that they
had to put her dog down.
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Wasn't that, like, two years ago?
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I got my bag... you ready to go?
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Yeah, I've got hundreds of joints
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disguised as tampons
to get through security.
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That is a brilliant idea.
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Okay, grab the tickets, and let's go.
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I thought you picked up
the tickets from Shady Dave.
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No, because you were
gonna pick up the tickets
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from Shady Dave.
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Dave! Dave! Open up,
we need our tickets!
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Jordan, it's too late, everybody's gone.
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This sucks! I can't believe it.
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We gotta be, like, the only two people
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in the entire city of Los Angeles
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not going to Coachella.
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No, we can't be the only people left.
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(soft wind blows)
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Do you wanna go take a selfie with that?
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- Yep.
- Yeah.
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Say baby, what's your name?
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(What's your name?)
Are you the one Mary?
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Are you Jane?
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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com
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(crow cawing)
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You know, when it comes down to it,
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did we really wanna go get sunstroke
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with a bunch of douchebags?
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Yeah, but we were gonna
make a lot of money
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off those douchebags... this blows.
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What're we gonna do now?
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It's like we have the
whole city to ourselves.
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We have the whole city to ourselves.
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I mean, at least Eagle Rock, Echo Park,
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and, like, that one cool
sliver of Studio City.
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Yes!
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I stole the big Silverlake sign!
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And I stole a wax figure of
Johnny Depp for my bedroom!
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Still so sexy.
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Or was it Steven Tyler?
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I'm gonna...
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Do what... I wanna
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Why you trying
to boss me around?
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Mess me up and bring me down?
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Think you know what's
good for me like
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I don't have my own instincts
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You can bump it, you can rock
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You can sink 'em like a shot
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You just wasting energy
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'Cause, honey,
you can't answer me
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Come on, shake it
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Let's get loose
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You're too uptight like a noose
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Do it when I wanna
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I'm gonna
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Do it when I wanna
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I can't believe we finally got
into Big Spoon, Little Plate.
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I know, right?
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We should probably
put our shirts back on.
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Oh, right.
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- Hi, ladies.
- Hey.
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Soup of the day.
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(both) Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Ooh.
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Sorry, there's usually
someone here to help me.
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(both) Coachella.
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Yeah, Coachella.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, this looks amazing.
- Mm-hmm.
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This is so much better
than sweating our balls off
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- at Coachella.
- Yeah, right?
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(phone chime)
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- Oh!
- (slurping)
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Coachella update... hey,
The Smiths just reunited.
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And Kendrick Lamar just read the entire
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first "Harry Potter" book?
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Well, we saw a tumbleweed.
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Yeah.
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(slurping)
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I'm sorry, do you
always slurp that loudly
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when you're eating from a tiny plate?
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I'm not even sure what
that question means.
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(clanging)
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(slurp)
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(clanging, slurp)
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(clanging, slurp)
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(slurping)
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Um... is that my scarf?
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Um, I already said yes.
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I mean, it's not just that
we're missing out on a stupid
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music festival, we're
also losing a lot of money,
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and we wasted a (bleep)-ton
of feminine hygiene products.
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- Do you know they tax those?
- I reminded you to go get those tickets,
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and I begged you not to get them
from someone called Shady Dave.
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Shady's ironic, it's like
calling a big guy "Tiny."
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And you wanna talk shady,
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how about spending $50 to lick a saucer?
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Spoons won the silverware
wars for a reason, Paige.
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Oh, so you're going after Big Spoon now,
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it's... okay, you know what,
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I think we're both just
really disappointed,
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and we just need to calm down,
and then we'll be able to...
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You haven't even told
your parents what you do.
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- What?
- You're ashamed of Mary + Jane,
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- you're ashamed of me.
- That is crazy.
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I mean, how does me not
wanting anyone I care about
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to know anything at all about
what I do make me ashamed?
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It doesn't, if you're Batman.
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- Are you Batman, Paige?
- Okay!
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You know what, I've...
I'm not super-excited
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to tell my parents about what I do.
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But it's only because
I thought I would be
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doing something amazing by now like...
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like being a stylist or
writing for a magazine
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or being in Lena Dunham's book club,
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but instead I am $100,000
in debt from college,
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and I have no idea what
I want to do with my life.
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- You're 24.
- I know, right?
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Just like, if I keep saying
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"I'm a drug dealer" out
loud, it's gonna stick.
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What's so bad about that?
I'm proud of what we do.
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I built Mary + Jane
with nothing but my own
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blood, sweat, and tears.
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And $200 that I stole
from a cash register.
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But mostly with sweat and tears.
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You wanna talk stuck?
I'm stuck with a partner
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who won't come out of the green closet.
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I'm just trying to tell you I want
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to do something special with my life...
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Like what, dude? Like get hit by a bus
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and spill a cosmo in your tutu?
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See? I knew you never watched that show,
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even though I asked you to.
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I take back that I ever
said you were a Samantha.
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Well, if I am holding you back
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from all your special specialness,
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then maybe you should just quit.
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- Maybe I should.
- Fine.
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Fine.
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You know what, take
your stupid scarf back!
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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(door slams)
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And more amazing news
coming out of Coachella,
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at the Gobi Tent,
Metallica just played
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the entire One
Direction catalogue.
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Who knew those guys could dance?
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And then Nicki Minaj
walked through the crowd,
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handing out popsicles.
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Damn it, I love popsicles!
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- (engine rattling)
- What?
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(tires screech)
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(groaning)
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(man) You've reached Triple-A.
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We're sorry, but all
our two truck drivers
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are at Coachella, please
call back on Monday
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but not too early.
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(giggling)
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You guys, how many
calories are in this one?
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I already had two.
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I did... (indistinct murmuring)
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Oh... (murmuring continues)
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Oh, my God, who does your forearms?
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Your forearms, who does them?
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Um... they're natural?
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Amazing.
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Come, come sit with us.
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Dranks!
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- Oh...
- I just want to inhale them.
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Oh! Do you mind? For my arm guy?
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- Um, what's an arm guy?
- (camera snap)
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Oh, my God, you are so cute!
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She is so cute!
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I'm Lauren Y. That's Lauren M.
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And that's Auden... are
you so excited for Nochella?
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- What's "Nochella"?
- Oh, it's brilliant.
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It's this invite-only
show done by the guy
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who invented the standing desk.
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The band's a secret, but it's
always someone stadium-big.
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Everyone who's truly cool stays in LA,
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but you must already know that.
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Otherwise, why are you here?
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Well, I guess I'm looking for a job.
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Oh, really? What do you wanna do?
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I just got done telling someone
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that I wanna do something
special, but she'd probably
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tell you all the things I
wanna do are unrealistic,
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like... working as a stylist
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or writing for a fashion magazine.
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But none of those
things are unrealistic.
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See, thank you, and normally
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I try to have a really
positive attitude.
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No, no, they're not unrealistic
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because we own a fashion magazine.
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(Auden giggling)
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You do?
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(giggling)
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Dranks!
257
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(phone chimes)
258
00:09:35,715 --> 00:09:38,051
"Got a job at a fashion
magazine, so there."
259
00:09:39,386 --> 00:09:41,054
It hasn't even been a day.
260
00:09:41,529 --> 00:09:43,123
Maybe I was holding her back.
261
00:09:43,303 --> 00:09:47,170
_
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00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,662
We're so excited to have you aboard.
263
00:09:50,729 --> 00:09:53,032
Oh, my god, Lauren M,
I just saw Gigi Hadid
264
00:09:53,099 --> 00:09:54,734
wearing that same coat at 3 Sycamore.
265
00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:56,835
Ugh, expired, someone throw this away.
266
00:09:56,902 --> 00:09:58,805
Oh! I'll take it.
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00:09:59,873 --> 00:10:01,273
Um, to the trash.
268
00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:02,144
Oh...
269
00:10:03,476 --> 00:10:05,878
here is your corporate card.
270
00:10:05,946 --> 00:10:07,647
And I'm sorry, but you can only spend it
271
00:10:07,714 --> 00:10:08,681
on food, alcohol, and clothing.
272
00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:10,383
And injectables.
273
00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:12,585
Okay, Forearms, we have got to do
274
00:10:12,652 --> 00:10:14,387
something about that outfit.
275
00:10:14,454 --> 00:10:16,690
276
00:10:16,757 --> 00:10:19,626
Give it to me,
I'm worth it
277
00:10:19,692 --> 00:10:21,794
Am I getting a makeover montage?
278
00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,929
Oh, no, that's just DJ Masthead.
279
00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,766
He DJ-ed Blake Lively's baby shower.
280
00:10:26,832 --> 00:10:28,801
There! Now you look bunchee!
281
00:10:28,868 --> 00:10:29,902
What's bunchee?
282
00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:31,337
It's the name of our magazine.
283
00:10:31,403 --> 00:10:32,672
It's also an attitude,
284
00:10:32,739 --> 00:10:34,507
a way of life, and...
285
00:10:34,574 --> 00:10:37,344
a high-end t-shirt line.
286
00:10:38,612 --> 00:10:40,179
That's like a hug from Beyonce.
287
00:10:40,245 --> 00:10:41,647
(all sighing)
288
00:10:41,715 --> 00:10:43,149
You know what would be so fun?
289
00:10:43,215 --> 00:10:45,118
If you guys wrote a
piece showing your readers
290
00:10:45,185 --> 00:10:47,287
how they could do something special.
291
00:10:47,354 --> 00:10:48,388
Like what you've done here.
292
00:10:49,622 --> 00:10:53,193
That is so bunchee!
293
00:10:53,258 --> 00:10:54,594
That's your first article.
294
00:10:54,661 --> 00:10:56,561
- Oh!
- Let's celebrate with cocktails!
295
00:10:56,628 --> 00:10:57,964
Dranks!
296
00:10:58,031 --> 00:11:00,566
Wait, but didn't we just come from...
297
00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:02,502
you know what, sounds great!
298
00:11:02,569 --> 00:11:04,838
Cowa-bunchee!
299
00:11:04,903 --> 00:11:06,205
That's not how you use it.
300
00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:11,244
You know what? We're
better off without Paige.
301
00:11:11,311 --> 00:11:13,179
You can't run a business
when your partner has
302
00:11:13,245 --> 00:11:14,847
one foot out the door.
303
00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:17,849
_
304
00:11:18,117 --> 00:11:20,019
- Hey, Trish.
- (groaning)
305
00:11:20,085 --> 00:11:21,921
How am I gonna find
someone cool to replace her?
306
00:11:21,988 --> 00:11:24,257
Everyone's at Coachella.
307
00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:25,724
Fine! Kick me out!
308
00:11:25,791 --> 00:11:27,326
Your shop sucks, bro!
309
00:11:27,393 --> 00:11:29,696
Spoons won the silverware
wars for a reason!
310
00:11:29,763 --> 00:11:30,997
I love you.
311
00:11:31,064 --> 00:11:32,699
Uh, would you be interested
312
00:11:32,764 --> 00:11:34,232
in a job delivering weed?
313
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,969
Unless you're ashamed
of being a drug dealer.
314
00:11:37,036 --> 00:11:38,604
Why would I be ashamed of
working in the fastest-growing
315
00:11:38,672 --> 00:11:41,306
- industry in the galaxy?
- You're perfect.
316
00:11:41,373 --> 00:11:43,308
317
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:44,744
So I designed a brand-new logo,
318
00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:46,199
because we wanna be ready to franchise
319
00:11:46,224 --> 00:11:47,748
the minute this shit turns legal.
320
00:11:47,814 --> 00:11:50,450
But until then, I came
up with a five-year plan
321
00:11:50,516 --> 00:11:51,962
on how to extend our territories.
322
00:11:52,351 --> 00:11:55,721
Holy shit... this is amazing.
323
00:11:57,423 --> 00:11:58,692
Whoa!
324
00:11:59,076 --> 00:12:01,695
Guess we should call
that the Green House!
325
00:12:03,028 --> 00:12:04,462
You're right, that was stupid.
326
00:12:04,529 --> 00:12:05,531
You're my new best friend.
327
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,967
(door slams)
328
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,402
Oh, um...
329
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,192
sorry, I didn't realize anyone was home.
330
00:12:12,217 --> 00:12:14,439
Yeah, Paige, this is Gina.
331
00:12:14,507 --> 00:12:15,809
I'm Jordan's new, uh...
332
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,143
Best friend.
333
00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:19,112
Work partner, we were just gonna...
334
00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:21,047
Order pizza, tell inside jokes.
335
00:12:21,114 --> 00:12:22,816
I'd buy that for a dollar!
336
00:12:22,882 --> 00:12:24,784
(laughing)
337
00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:27,018
That's her favorite joke.
338
00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:28,488
Well, I just came home to grab my purse
339
00:12:28,553 --> 00:12:31,162
because my new co-editors
and I are going out
340
00:12:31,187 --> 00:12:32,724
for after-work drinks.
341
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:36,463
Um... after-work dranks.
342
00:12:36,528 --> 00:12:37,864
(giggling)
343
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,287
See, that was an inside joke, too.
344
00:12:44,592 --> 00:12:46,160
So, we were all at the bar,
345
00:12:46,185 --> 00:12:47,840
and J. Law elbows her way
346
00:12:47,907 --> 00:12:49,008
right in front of me, and I'm like...
347
00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:50,810
- Hold up, Katniss!
- No!
348
00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:52,111
What is this, the Thirsty Games?
349
00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:54,480
- (giggling)
- And then I laughed so hard.
350
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:56,181
You know, I've always
thought the interesting thing
351
00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:58,316
about "The Hunger Games"
is not only does it speak
352
00:12:58,383 --> 00:13:00,320
to the current situation we
have with our environment,
353
00:13:00,386 --> 00:13:02,255
but such an interesting commentary
354
00:13:02,321 --> 00:13:04,778
on the cannibalistic
nature of pop culture
355
00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:06,392
and how it's eating
itself from the inside-out
356
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:08,372
because consumers are never s...
357
00:13:09,763 --> 00:13:11,229
well, they're never satisfied,
358
00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:12,545
it's...
359
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,668
Dranks!
360
00:13:16,735 --> 00:13:18,504
(squealing)
361
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:22,041
Okay, so this is Tony's House.
362
00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:23,075
He's, like, such a sweetie-pie.
363
00:13:23,143 --> 00:13:24,744
He couldn't go to
Coachella this year because
364
00:13:24,811 --> 00:13:26,679
because he was rescuing
baby sloths in Peru,
365
00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:28,213
and he broke his leg.
366
00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:30,950
Did you know sloths sometimes
367
00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:35,188
mistake their own arm
for a branch, grab on,
368
00:13:35,254 --> 00:13:37,289
and fall to their own deaths?
369
00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:39,793
That's a fun fact, thanks for sharing.
370
00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:42,894
Oh, and, um, Tony was,
like, $10 short last week,
371
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:44,230
so you can just remind him.
372
00:13:44,297 --> 00:13:45,242
I'm on it.
373
00:13:48,835 --> 00:13:51,203
"Stoked by my badass
new business partner."
374
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:52,638
"#Slay."
375
00:13:52,705 --> 00:13:56,044
"#ILoveMyLife."
376
00:13:56,643 --> 00:13:58,478
"#LegsDay."
377
00:13:58,543 --> 00:13:59,578
("send" chime)
378
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:05,929
I got your $10...
379
00:14:06,252 --> 00:14:08,755
and two wristbands to a secret concert.
380
00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:10,475
Is that blood?
381
00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:13,558
Don't worry, it's not mine.
382
00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:15,683
Oh, my God, what happened?
383
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,210
Your new partner happened.
384
00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:24,378
"And that's when I realized
working hard but dreaming harder
385
00:14:24,403 --> 00:14:27,577
is what makes us all bunchee."
386
00:14:31,989 --> 00:14:33,858
Oh, that was the end.
387
00:14:34,856 --> 00:14:36,025
Paige!
388
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,925
I really liked it.
389
00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:39,831
I guess I was just a little confused.
390
00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:42,992
There was that long,
slow bit in the middle
391
00:14:43,058 --> 00:14:44,593
about business plans
392
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:47,295
and how to apply for a loan.
393
00:14:47,362 --> 00:14:50,031
It was kind of... I
don't wanna say "wordy"
394
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,834
or "boring" or "lecturey"
or "I hated it," but...
395
00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:54,536
I did not not not hate it.
396
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,772
But I guess I just wanted
to hear more about...
397
00:14:57,839 --> 00:14:59,475
something people would care about.
398
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:01,610
I know when I first came to my
dad with the idea for Bunchee...
399
00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:04,146
- Your dad?
- Yes, my parents are investors.
400
00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:05,814
You see, I was in the middle of
401
00:15:05,881 --> 00:15:07,783
a grueling, three-week,
402
00:15:07,849 --> 00:15:09,908
paid internship in Paris when I realized
403
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:12,054
I was sick and tired of
working for other people.
404
00:15:12,121 --> 00:15:14,023
You were so strong to realize that.
405
00:15:14,089 --> 00:15:15,423
And after six years of mistressing,
406
00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:16,659
I needed a real challenge,
407
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:17,961
and my father needed a write-off, so...
408
00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:20,129
Wait, I'm sorry... do you guys
409
00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:22,263
have any investors besides your parents?
410
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,933
Mm-hmm, Auden's nana kicked
in a couple G's for the DJ.
411
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:26,334
Whaddup, Nana?
412
00:15:26,401 --> 00:15:29,304
I mean, well, that's, um... great,
413
00:15:29,372 --> 00:15:31,806
but I actually wrote this article about
414
00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:33,775
people who are just starting out
415
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:35,044
and really have to work hard, and...
416
00:15:35,111 --> 00:15:36,712
Are you saying we don't work hard?
417
00:15:36,779 --> 00:15:40,283
I'm not, not, not saying... that?
418
00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:42,012
Um... look,
419
00:15:42,558 --> 00:15:44,987
you women are amazing.
420
00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:46,588
But I don't know, there's just something
421
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,991
extra-special... extra-bunchee
422
00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:51,227
about really creating
something from scratch.
423
00:15:51,294 --> 00:15:53,730
I mean, I have this
friend, and she just created
424
00:15:53,795 --> 00:15:55,997
her own business with sweat, tears,
425
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:57,833
and just a teensy bit of stolen money,
426
00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,770
and it gave her this amazing confidence.
427
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,370
And this sense of accomplishment,
428
00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:03,405
and, I don't know,
429
00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,256
she doesn't just work hard, we...
430
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,177
she has fun.
431
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,015
She's doing something really special.
432
00:16:12,982 --> 00:16:14,884
Don't beat yourself up, Paige.
433
00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:16,751
You have plenty of
time to fix the article.
434
00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:17,987
Bunchee's bi-yearly!
435
00:16:18,054 --> 00:16:19,422
It only comes out twice a year?
436
00:16:19,487 --> 00:16:22,391
We tried to do three, but
magazines are so much work.
437
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,659
Mmm.
438
00:16:23,726 --> 00:16:24,794
Dranks!
439
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,261
Ooh, Auden has a good point.
440
00:16:26,328 --> 00:16:28,665
We'd better if we wanna
pre-game before Nochella!
441
00:16:28,731 --> 00:16:29,999
(giggling)
442
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:31,600
Let's go!
443
00:16:34,502 --> 00:16:35,503
You?
444
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:36,872
(Lauren M) Are there calories
445
00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:38,207
in soda water?
446
00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:39,347
No...
447
00:16:41,678 --> 00:16:42,878
(phone ringing)
448
00:16:42,944 --> 00:16:43,979
(Gina) This is Gina and Jordan.
449
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,146
You've reached Mary + Jane.
450
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,180
We don't check this.
451
00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:47,882
Oh, my God, we should totally
452
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:49,218
go to Ibiza!
453
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:52,387
Paige! Will you come to Ibiza with us?
454
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,638
I...
455
00:16:54,288 --> 00:16:56,358
have no reason not to.
456
00:16:56,425 --> 00:16:57,627
(giggling)
457
00:16:57,692 --> 00:16:59,627
All right, who do you think is playing?
458
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:01,588
Like, Kanye or Gaga or...
459
00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:03,600
Who cares? We're here to work.
460
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,501
All right.
461
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,569
What is that?
462
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:08,937
Paige liked it.
463
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,508
I'm so excited... last year,
464
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,844
it was a Destiny's
Child reunion with Jay-Z.
465
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,079
(all giggling)
466
00:17:18,147 --> 00:17:19,915
I cannot wait, but in the meantime,
467
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:20,916
we should grab some more...
468
00:17:20,984 --> 00:17:22,985
Dran...
469
00:17:23,052 --> 00:17:24,219
I'll go get them.
470
00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:26,588
...ks.
471
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,391
Oh... hey.
472
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:30,660
Oh, hey.
473
00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:33,829
You look good.
474
00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:35,163
Thanks, you too, what'd you...
475
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:36,766
change your hair or something?
476
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,633
I got new shoes.
477
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,235
- Oh.
- Listen, Jordan,
478
00:17:40,302 --> 00:17:41,471
there's something that I wanted...
479
00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:45,907
Shit, I... I gotta go.
480
00:17:45,975 --> 00:17:47,076
Yeah, but I...
481
00:17:47,142 --> 00:17:48,544
Paige, good news.
482
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,579
Turns out we can use
Auden's parents' jet
483
00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:52,514
to go to Ibiza, but we
have to leave right now!
484
00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:54,384
- Come on.
- No, wait!
485
00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,089
- Jordan!
- (feedback)
486
00:18:00,156 --> 00:18:01,724
- (music stops)
- Oh.
487
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:05,394
Hey, guys, sorry, um, I
know you're all expecting
488
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,295
some kind of headliner,
quality music star,
489
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:09,731
but there's something I
have to say to my friend.
490
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,633
You can... you can just come
down here and say it to me.
491
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,469
Jordan, I'm so sorry about
everything that's happened.
492
00:18:14,536 --> 00:18:17,340
Me, too. Do you wanna go...
you wanna go somewhere private?
493
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:19,141
- There's something I need to say.
- (dialing)
494
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,343
Something I should've
said a long time ago.
495
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:24,812
Mom?
496
00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:27,382
I'm a drug dealer.
497
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,819
No, no, no-no-no,
498
00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:32,153
not like hard drugs, it's...
499
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:34,864
it's kind of legal?
500
00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:36,691
Take off your top!
501
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:38,593
No, no, I'm not
stripping, that was just
502
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,129
a zombie messing with
me, it's... no, no,
503
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:42,631
Mom, I am not high right now,
504
00:18:42,698 --> 00:18:44,707
I'm coming out of
the green closet.
505
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,369
Mom, I'm not gay, I...
506
00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:49,372
look, I need to call you back.
507
00:18:50,238 --> 00:18:52,641
(music resumes)
508
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:53,708
Jordan.
509
00:18:53,775 --> 00:18:55,209
I'm really sorry.
510
00:18:55,276 --> 00:18:57,845
I'm so proud of us and
everything that we do.
511
00:18:57,912 --> 00:19:00,016
The special thing... it's us.
512
00:19:00,082 --> 00:19:01,617
Oh, no, Paige, I'm the one who's sorry,
513
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,785
you should feel free to
pursue whatever you want.
514
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,987
Also, I think those Bunchee
girls are alcoholics.
515
00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:08,256
I think Gina might've killed somebody.
516
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,226
See? This is why we're friends.
517
00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:14,029
(announcer) And now, Nochella
presents... Coldplay!
518
00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:16,164
- Oh, (bleep) that.
- Let's get the (bleep) out of here.
519
00:19:16,231 --> 00:19:17,598
No, this is why we're friends.
520
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,268
Oh, you're fired,
please don't murder me.
521
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,269
(Chris Martin) Hello,
Los Angeles!
522
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:25,150
So, yes, that was the day
that cemented our friendship,
523
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:26,643
and we still work together.
524
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,511
What has it been now, 40 years?
525
00:19:28,578 --> 00:19:31,647
- Uh, yes, yes, 40 years, 40 years.
- 40 years.
526
00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:34,217
And of course, a lot
has changed since then.
527
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:36,185
Oh, heroin is legal.
528
00:19:36,252 --> 00:19:38,789
Yeah! Guess it was a slippery slope!
529
00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:41,692
- Oops!
- But through it all, the ups and the downs,
530
00:19:41,758 --> 00:19:43,226
- we've remained friends.
- That was a good one.
531
00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:44,726
We've remained friends.
532
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:47,565
And thanks to Mary + Jane,
533
00:19:47,581 --> 00:19:50,184
I did do something special with my life.
534
00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:51,284
Mmm.
535
00:19:51,351 --> 00:19:53,754
But seriously, kids, don't do heroin.
536
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,155
(laughing)
537
00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:58,613
Don't do... okay, grandma.
538
00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:03,213
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