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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,389 --> 00:00:02,537 My phone is gonna die. Can I use your laptop? 2 00:00:02,538 --> 00:00:03,539 Yeah, sure. Okay. 3 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:04,673 Thank you. 4 00:00:04,674 --> 00:00:06,175 [Clears throat] 5 00:00:07,319 --> 00:00:08,360 Wait. No. 6 00:00:08,361 --> 00:00:09,461 Or I have a charger. 7 00:00:09,462 --> 00:00:10,662 Should I grab the charger? 8 00:00:10,663 --> 00:00:12,497 No, this is great. 9 00:00:12,498 --> 00:00:13,832 Dana: What's his problem? 10 00:00:13,833 --> 00:00:15,367 Is there something in his e-mail 11 00:00:15,368 --> 00:00:16,468 that he doesn't want me to see? 12 00:00:16,469 --> 00:00:17,769 Maybe he's seeing someone else? 13 00:00:17,770 --> 00:00:19,371 Are we still allowed to see other people? 14 00:00:19,372 --> 00:00:21,132 Peter: Please don't find porn. Please don't find porn. 15 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:22,074 Please don't find porn. 16 00:00:22,075 --> 00:00:23,709 His home page is fantasy football. 17 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:24,943 Gaza is in crisis. 18 00:00:24,944 --> 00:00:27,412 All good! 19 00:00:27,413 --> 00:00:29,514 Wait! Autofill. 20 00:00:29,515 --> 00:00:32,351 What are you, um... what are you looking up? 21 00:00:32,352 --> 00:00:33,619 Movie times. 22 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:35,921 Okay, what starts with "M" that I might've looked up?" 23 00:00:35,922 --> 00:00:38,090 "M...", "M..." 24 00:00:38,091 --> 00:00:40,359 Oh, "massive"! Uh, "milf"! "Mermaids"! 25 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,427 Come on, Peter! You know no letter is safe! 26 00:00:42,428 --> 00:00:44,796 Here, let me do that for you, yeah? 27 00:00:44,797 --> 00:00:47,933 "Michael Bubl?'s Greatest Hits." 28 00:00:47,934 --> 00:00:50,369 Dana: Almost wish it was porn. 29 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:52,922 So, I lent this laptop to David. 30 00:00:52,923 --> 00:00:53,719 [Laptop closes] 31 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,897 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 32 00:00:56,943 --> 00:00:58,510 I can't believe Lindsay Keller's 33 00:00:58,511 --> 00:01:00,545 having a black-tie wedding at the Merrill. 34 00:01:00,546 --> 00:01:02,447 Could you be any more bougie? 35 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:04,483 Didn't you try and book that place once for a party, 36 00:01:04,484 --> 00:01:06,785 but couldn't lock it down... and why would I bring that up? 37 00:01:06,786 --> 00:01:08,553 [Inhales sharply] It's the essence of bougie. 38 00:01:08,554 --> 00:01:10,455 Peter: Should I admit that I don't know what bougie means? 39 00:01:10,456 --> 00:01:12,491 I haven't talked to Lindsay since college. 40 00:01:12,492 --> 00:01:14,359 And the only reason she's inviting us 41 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,561 is to rub her big fancy wedding in our faces. 42 00:01:16,562 --> 00:01:18,397 Why would you waste money inviting people you don't like? 43 00:01:18,398 --> 00:01:19,932 Such a man. [Chuckles] He'll never get it. 44 00:01:19,933 --> 00:01:21,333 You're onto her. You don't have to go. 45 00:01:21,334 --> 00:01:23,001 Let her have her own bougie wedding without you. 46 00:01:23,002 --> 00:01:24,836 Oh, what? Now you're saying it? 47 00:01:24,837 --> 00:01:26,605 Oh, we're going. Oh, we're going hard. 48 00:01:26,606 --> 00:01:29,007 Oh, what? That "we" is me? 49 00:01:29,008 --> 00:01:31,576 Yeah, well, I figured you'd be my "plus one" 50 00:01:31,577 --> 00:01:34,713 since we're kind of... a thing. 51 00:01:34,714 --> 00:01:36,481 Yeah, no, w-we're totally kind of a thing. 52 00:01:36,482 --> 00:01:38,383 I just didn't know that "kind of things" 53 00:01:38,384 --> 00:01:40,419 had to go to boring weddings. 54 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:41,687 Just relax and let it happen. 55 00:01:41,688 --> 00:01:43,455 It'll be a lot easier that way. 56 00:01:43,456 --> 00:01:45,390 At least that's what they say about drowning. 57 00:01:45,391 --> 00:01:46,825 Look, do we have to? 58 00:01:46,826 --> 00:01:48,460 'Cause I don't own a tux, you know? 59 00:01:48,461 --> 00:01:49,828 And I don't have many rules, 60 00:01:49,829 --> 00:01:51,596 but one of them is "never rent pants." 61 00:01:51,597 --> 00:01:55,100 Well, I have something else that you... 62 00:01:55,101 --> 00:01:57,469 Don't have to wear rented pants to. 63 00:01:57,470 --> 00:01:59,371 - Is it sex? - Close. 64 00:01:59,372 --> 00:02:01,840 It's a bunch of monks playing Tibetan music. 65 00:02:01,841 --> 00:02:03,475 - Okay, that's not close at all. - Yes! No, it is! 66 00:02:03,476 --> 00:02:04,509 I know it sounds really weird, 67 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:06,945 but I read this incredible review in the times. 68 00:02:06,946 --> 00:02:09,114 Their chanter is really supposed to rock. 69 00:02:09,115 --> 00:02:10,482 - Wow. - Amy: Yeah, I read that. 70 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:12,484 It said that he's the hole in the flute 71 00:02:12,485 --> 00:02:14,353 that the universe blows through. 72 00:02:14,354 --> 00:02:16,321 Mm. You two should go together. 73 00:02:16,322 --> 00:02:18,824 But he's the hole in the flute 74 00:02:18,825 --> 00:02:21,627 that the universe blows through. 75 00:02:22,628 --> 00:02:23,996 Have fun, Peter. [Chuckles] 76 00:02:23,997 --> 00:02:25,630 Thank you. 77 00:02:25,631 --> 00:02:28,667 - Okay. - Best "plus one" ever. 78 00:02:28,668 --> 00:02:29,901 Aw, shucks. 79 00:02:29,902 --> 00:02:31,536 After the show, 80 00:02:31,537 --> 00:02:32,904 we can... 81 00:02:32,905 --> 00:02:37,105 Chant back to your place with... 82 00:02:37,944 --> 00:02:39,878 I was going for a sex pun, but I'm falling short. 83 00:02:39,879 --> 00:02:40,979 [Chuckles] 84 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,447 I'm "Tibetan" 85 00:02:42,448 --> 00:02:43,849 I'll get lucky. [Chuckles] 86 00:02:43,850 --> 00:02:46,619 Wow, that's actually really offensive to their culture. 87 00:02:48,955 --> 00:02:50,455 I'm just kidding. Up top! 88 00:02:50,456 --> 00:02:51,556 Heigh-ho! 89 00:02:51,557 --> 00:02:54,359 We are getting bladdered tonight. 90 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,694 Carlos and I are on a break... 91 00:02:55,695 --> 00:02:57,396 or at least that's what I think he said. 92 00:02:57,397 --> 00:02:59,064 My Spanish is rubbish. 93 00:02:59,065 --> 00:03:02,501 I can't tonight. Peter and I have plans. 94 00:03:02,502 --> 00:03:05,871 Gay besties are a privilege, not a right, Dana Hopkins. 95 00:03:05,872 --> 00:03:07,806 Don't take me for granted. 96 00:03:07,807 --> 00:03:09,975 Honestly, I should be going out with you. 97 00:03:09,976 --> 00:03:13,745 Peter doesn't seem super-psyched about this Tibetan concert. 98 00:03:13,746 --> 00:03:15,414 The fool! 99 00:03:15,415 --> 00:03:17,616 Tibetan music isn't about the sound. It's about... 100 00:03:17,617 --> 00:03:20,619 - The silent spaces between the sounds. - Silent spaces between the sounds. 101 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:23,422 Well, I'm glad someone reads the times. 102 00:03:23,423 --> 00:03:25,424 See, I should've just asked you. 103 00:03:25,425 --> 00:03:26,525 Yes, you should have, Dana. 104 00:03:26,526 --> 00:03:28,493 Maybe he wouldn't mind too much. 105 00:03:28,494 --> 00:03:29,461 'Course he won't. 106 00:03:29,462 --> 00:03:30,462 Yeah. 107 00:03:30,463 --> 00:03:31,463 It's me. 108 00:03:31,464 --> 00:03:33,072 [Laughs] 109 00:03:33,073 --> 00:03:34,733 - David: Come on! Get your "D" on! - Chloe: I'm d'ing up! 110 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:36,402 - Watch out, watch out! Get in there! - Oh, no! 111 00:03:36,403 --> 00:03:37,836 - [Cellphone rings] - Oh! Lebron! - Oh! Come on! 112 00:03:37,837 --> 00:03:39,014 - Lebron! - Get in the game, Chloe! 113 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:40,739 - I am in the game! - [Winded] Peter in the house. 114 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:41,673 Why are you winded? 115 00:03:41,674 --> 00:03:43,842 Oh, I'm playing, uh, knee basketball with my sibs. 116 00:03:43,843 --> 00:03:44,910 Three-pointer! 117 00:03:44,911 --> 00:03:46,035 - Peter: Rejected! - Aah! 118 00:03:46,036 --> 00:03:48,270 Just to bring you up to speed, I just rejected David. 119 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,950 - He's, like, super easy. - Chloe: Pass it high. And it's mine. 120 00:03:49,951 --> 00:03:51,883 - Dana: Would you absolutely hate me... - And it's mine. 121 00:03:51,884 --> 00:03:54,886 ...if I took Tucker to "Tibetan Dreamscapes." 122 00:03:54,887 --> 00:03:56,922 Hate you?! I would love you! 123 00:03:58,324 --> 00:04:00,726 To take Tucker. 124 00:04:01,694 --> 00:04:03,028 I totally saved it. 125 00:04:03,029 --> 00:04:04,135 Dana: He totally saved it. 126 00:04:04,136 --> 00:04:05,964 So, uh, you want to come over after? 127 00:04:05,965 --> 00:04:07,466 Are you asking me over for a sleepover? 128 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:08,600 Because... 129 00:04:08,601 --> 00:04:10,402 You know, then we're definitely 130 00:04:10,403 --> 00:04:11,403 kind of a thing. 131 00:04:11,404 --> 00:04:13,872 Oh! Moving too fast! Can't breathe! 132 00:04:13,873 --> 00:04:15,740 [Chuckling] Yeah, okay. All right. I'll talk to you later. 133 00:04:15,741 --> 00:04:18,376 All right. Bye. Whew! 134 00:04:18,377 --> 00:04:22,080 Uh, so, while this this four-foot trophy 135 00:04:22,081 --> 00:04:24,416 seemingly is impressive to an adult, 136 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,485 you can see from this child's perspective 137 00:04:26,486 --> 00:04:27,919 it may actually be very overwhelming. 138 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,721 - Ohh. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 139 00:04:29,722 --> 00:04:31,056 Oh, hey, dad. 140 00:04:31,057 --> 00:04:32,324 Father! 141 00:04:32,325 --> 00:04:33,825 You're holding a basketball, 142 00:04:33,826 --> 00:04:35,861 and you're two feet away from a rim. 143 00:04:37,763 --> 00:04:39,030 - Ugh. - I'm not here to judge. 144 00:04:39,031 --> 00:04:41,533 I'm here to get the room ready for poker night. 145 00:04:41,534 --> 00:04:42,835 [Sighs] 146 00:04:44,437 --> 00:04:46,505 Handcrafted regulation-size table, kids, 147 00:04:46,506 --> 00:04:48,708 carved from a single mighty oak. 148 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,842 Cost me a pretty penny. 149 00:04:50,843 --> 00:04:52,511 But if past performance is any guide, 150 00:04:52,512 --> 00:04:55,580 I think I'll make it back pretty quickly. 151 00:04:55,581 --> 00:04:57,917 Interns, heave. 152 00:04:58,985 --> 00:05:00,785 Think we got to let him win again? 153 00:05:00,786 --> 00:05:01,753 Of course we do. 154 00:05:01,754 --> 00:05:04,022 [Indistinct conversations] 155 00:05:04,023 --> 00:05:05,357 Jameel! 156 00:05:05,358 --> 00:05:07,325 Hey! David! 157 00:05:07,326 --> 00:05:08,460 [Chuckles] Hey, long time. 158 00:05:08,461 --> 00:05:09,461 Yeah. 159 00:05:09,462 --> 00:05:10,862 - Hey, how's Amy? - She's great. 160 00:05:10,863 --> 00:05:11,930 I'm actually just stopping by 161 00:05:11,931 --> 00:05:13,331 so I can take her out to dinner, 162 00:05:13,332 --> 00:05:14,533 you know, surprise her. 163 00:05:14,534 --> 00:05:15,734 Yeah, w-well, she's not here. 164 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:17,736 I've been covering for her for a couple of weeks now. 165 00:05:17,737 --> 00:05:18,837 Oh. 166 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,639 She didn't tell me anything about that. 167 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,607 Although, there is the distinct possibility 168 00:05:22,608 --> 00:05:24,342 that I just tuned her right out. 169 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:25,877 [Chuckling] You know what I'm saying? 170 00:05:25,878 --> 00:05:27,879 No, I-I don't know what you're saying. 171 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,947 I respect your wife. 172 00:05:28,948 --> 00:05:31,349 Yeah, no, I respect my wife. 173 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:33,118 [Inhales deeply] I respect your wife. 174 00:05:33,119 --> 00:05:35,020 Yeah, well, while you're out "respecting" my wife, 175 00:05:35,021 --> 00:05:36,955 can you tell her to let me back in the damn house 176 00:05:36,956 --> 00:05:38,924 so I can see my kids? 177 00:05:38,925 --> 00:05:40,759 Yeah, you didn't miss much. 178 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,760 No. 179 00:05:41,761 --> 00:05:43,495 This took a turn, Jameel. 180 00:05:43,496 --> 00:05:45,731 I'll be honest. 181 00:05:46,832 --> 00:05:48,801 Okay. 182 00:05:49,769 --> 00:05:50,912 Wow. 183 00:05:50,913 --> 00:05:52,480 Those monks sure got you revved up. 184 00:05:52,481 --> 00:05:54,048 [Both chuckle] That's probably the first time 185 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:55,917 anyone's ever said that sentence. 186 00:05:55,918 --> 00:05:57,919 I wish I could say that was the case. 187 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,121 No, actually, it was... it was really amazing. 188 00:06:00,122 --> 00:06:01,923 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. The lead guy comes out, 189 00:06:01,924 --> 00:06:05,560 and he starts with this really, really intense first song. 190 00:06:05,561 --> 00:06:07,195 It was like, 191 00:06:07,196 --> 00:06:10,466 "bongggg." 192 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,137 - "Bonggggg." - Sounds like a... 193 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:18,640 "bonggggg." 194 00:06:18,641 --> 00:06:21,976 Wow. That is super cool. 195 00:06:21,977 --> 00:06:23,311 Probably wasn't your thing. 196 00:06:23,312 --> 00:06:26,014 No, no, it sounds like something I would totally be into. 197 00:06:26,015 --> 00:06:26,948 Mm. 198 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:28,183 They were here one night only, right? 199 00:06:28,184 --> 00:06:30,018 - Yeah, you're safe. [Chuckles] - Hmm. 200 00:06:30,019 --> 00:06:31,118 Okay, quick recap... 201 00:06:31,119 --> 00:06:33,053 someone else did all the hard work, 202 00:06:33,054 --> 00:06:34,122 and I just had amazing sex. 203 00:06:34,123 --> 00:06:36,157 What sort of black magic have I wielded? 204 00:06:36,158 --> 00:06:37,458 Oh, that does remind me... 205 00:06:37,459 --> 00:06:40,061 I think that Friday 206 00:06:40,062 --> 00:06:41,296 there's something you might like. 207 00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:42,430 How do you feel about jazz? 208 00:06:42,431 --> 00:06:44,665 - Utah? - Quartet? 209 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:45,899 Right, yeah. Of cour... 210 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,635 oh, I love that stuff. [Chuckles] 211 00:06:47,636 --> 00:06:50,004 He hates it. And her comes the... 212 00:06:50,005 --> 00:06:51,906 But my dad... 213 00:06:51,907 --> 00:06:53,006 [Sighs] 214 00:06:53,007 --> 00:06:55,076 ...he's throwing this poker game on Friday. 215 00:06:55,077 --> 00:06:57,078 I know. It's like a tradition. 216 00:06:57,079 --> 00:06:58,479 And it's totally real. 217 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,982 Yeah, well, I mean, if you really... 218 00:07:00,983 --> 00:07:04,018 if you really can't go, I can just... 219 00:07:04,019 --> 00:07:06,087 I can ask Tucker. 220 00:07:06,088 --> 00:07:07,422 No, I mean, I could cancel. 221 00:07:07,423 --> 00:07:09,023 Aww. Yes, you could. 222 00:07:09,024 --> 00:07:11,559 If there's scatting, I will murder someone. 223 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,927 Don't crack first. 224 00:07:12,928 --> 00:07:14,996 Be strong. 225 00:07:14,997 --> 00:07:16,531 Yeah, I'll just ask Tucker. 226 00:07:16,532 --> 00:07:17,532 Dana! 227 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:19,033 I'm a wizard! You sure? 228 00:07:19,034 --> 00:07:20,168 - [Chuckling] Yeah. - Yeah? 229 00:07:20,169 --> 00:07:21,369 You don't mind "tuckin'" it. 230 00:07:21,370 --> 00:07:23,071 You have a name for it already? 231 00:07:23,072 --> 00:07:24,072 Yeah. 232 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:25,673 I'll tuck it. 233 00:07:25,674 --> 00:07:27,375 All right. Up top. 234 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:29,210 Whoo. 235 00:07:29,211 --> 00:07:31,580 I really didn't mean that "whoo." [Sighs] 236 00:07:33,949 --> 00:07:35,083 Guys, I'm telling you, 237 00:07:35,084 --> 00:07:37,085 this "Dana-pooling" program I've got worked out with Tucker, 238 00:07:37,086 --> 00:07:38,519 it's kind of amazing. 239 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,255 What? Like carpooling? 240 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:42,991 So in this analogy, the girl you're dating is a car? 241 00:07:42,992 --> 00:07:43,992 Oh, I'm sorry. 242 00:07:43,993 --> 00:07:46,694 Let me try and put it in more, uh, uh, polite terms. 243 00:07:46,695 --> 00:07:49,163 Tucker has the daily commute with heavy traffic, 244 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,466 and I get to joyride all night. 245 00:07:51,467 --> 00:07:52,901 Now, this is poker talk. 246 00:07:52,902 --> 00:07:54,002 When the female uprising happens, 247 00:07:54,003 --> 00:07:55,003 I'll remember this day. 248 00:07:55,004 --> 00:07:56,070 Am I right, Beth? 249 00:07:56,071 --> 00:07:57,138 Please don't involve me. 250 00:07:57,139 --> 00:07:57,892 Okay. 251 00:07:57,893 --> 00:07:59,507 Oh, well, look, I'm just screwing around. 252 00:07:59,508 --> 00:08:01,724 The point is, Tucker does all the boring stuff, right? 253 00:08:01,725 --> 00:08:03,077 And I still do plenty of things with Dana. 254 00:08:03,078 --> 00:08:04,913 And best of all, it leaves you plenty of time 255 00:08:04,914 --> 00:08:06,981 to lose your money to your card-shark father. 256 00:08:06,982 --> 00:08:08,950 Two pairs, suckers. 257 00:08:08,951 --> 00:08:10,585 I don't know how you do it, dad. 258 00:08:10,586 --> 00:08:11,985 David? Hmm? 259 00:08:11,986 --> 00:08:13,620 Oh, whatever. Fold. [Sighs] 260 00:08:13,621 --> 00:08:15,489 I just can't stop thinking about why Amy's 261 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,090 not going to her spin classes. 262 00:08:17,091 --> 00:08:18,992 Where's she going? 263 00:08:18,993 --> 00:08:21,729 What the heck is she lying about? 264 00:08:23,064 --> 00:08:24,564 No. No, no, no, no, no. 265 00:08:24,565 --> 00:08:25,899 It's not that, okay? 266 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,467 She would never cheat on me. 267 00:08:27,468 --> 00:08:28,602 Whatever her flaws... 268 00:08:28,603 --> 00:08:30,003 and she has none, 269 00:08:30,004 --> 00:08:31,438 in case she's somehow listening to this... 270 00:08:31,439 --> 00:08:33,907 - she's always been honest. - Look, son, it's... 271 00:08:33,908 --> 00:08:36,610 it's completely understandable that you're upset. 272 00:08:36,611 --> 00:08:38,178 Thanks, dad. 273 00:08:38,179 --> 00:08:40,213 I'm sure it's, um... it's nothing. 274 00:08:40,214 --> 00:08:43,083 Oh, it's... it's... it's definitely something. 275 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:45,452 Yeah, the false alibi is the surest sign 276 00:08:45,453 --> 00:08:48,088 of a torrid, usually a very physical, 277 00:08:48,089 --> 00:08:49,323 very sexual affair. 278 00:08:49,324 --> 00:08:51,225 Okay, more dealing, less helpful parenting. 279 00:08:53,628 --> 00:08:55,562 Oh, I didn't see you get home last night. 280 00:08:55,563 --> 00:08:56,858 Late one? 281 00:08:56,859 --> 00:08:59,458 Yeah, the concert went long, and then I went over to Peter's. 282 00:08:59,459 --> 00:09:00,459 Did Peter like it? 283 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:02,328 I took Tucker. Again? 284 00:09:02,329 --> 00:09:05,231 Are you bummed your "plus one" keeps bailing on you? 285 00:09:05,232 --> 00:09:06,999 No, you know, actually, not that much. 286 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,801 It's kind of nice to go to an event 287 00:09:08,802 --> 00:09:10,836 with a guy who actually claps at the end 288 00:09:10,837 --> 00:09:12,472 instead of yells, "I'm awake!" 289 00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:13,472 [Door closes] 290 00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:15,108 Morning, babe. 291 00:09:17,312 --> 00:09:18,611 So... 292 00:09:18,612 --> 00:09:19,912 How was your spin class last night? 293 00:09:19,913 --> 00:09:21,881 Sure it wasn't as exciting as your poker game. 294 00:09:21,882 --> 00:09:24,016 Oh, we'll get to my poker game. 295 00:09:24,017 --> 00:09:25,551 What was your pump-up song? 296 00:09:25,552 --> 00:09:26,686 Taylor Swift, "Shake It Off." 297 00:09:26,687 --> 00:09:28,322 - Cooldown song? - Beyonc?, "Drunk In Love." 298 00:09:28,323 --> 00:09:31,117 - Song for the big hill in the middle? - No song... just sit there, pedal, 299 00:09:31,118 --> 00:09:32,326 and think about what they've done. 300 00:09:32,327 --> 00:09:33,426 Well, well, well. 301 00:09:33,427 --> 00:09:36,730 You've just got all the answers, don't you? 302 00:09:44,438 --> 00:09:48,007 Does role playing get super weird when you're married? 303 00:09:48,008 --> 00:09:49,008 [Sighs] 304 00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:50,242 I think David's figured out 305 00:09:50,243 --> 00:09:53,346 I haven't been going to spin class. 306 00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:54,814 Mm-hmm. 307 00:09:54,815 --> 00:09:57,983 I've, um, secretly been taking dance lessons. 308 00:09:57,984 --> 00:09:59,318 Why? 309 00:09:59,319 --> 00:10:02,254 I never considered you... that bad of a dancer. 310 00:10:02,255 --> 00:10:03,923 That's 'cause you've never seen me dance. 311 00:10:03,924 --> 00:10:06,359 For years, I've been finding ways 312 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,361 of getting out of dancing in public. 313 00:10:08,362 --> 00:10:09,896 No, we went clubbing in, uh... in Myrtle Beach. 314 00:10:09,897 --> 00:10:11,230 When you passed out, 315 00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:14,433 and we had to carry you home in a recycling bin? 316 00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:16,369 [Gasps] Wait. 317 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:18,437 You roofied me to get out of dancing. 318 00:10:18,438 --> 00:10:19,672 [Chuckling] Please. 319 00:10:19,673 --> 00:10:21,607 I put some cough syrup in your raspberry cosmo. 320 00:10:21,608 --> 00:10:23,242 You've always been a lightweight. 321 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,411 Okay, so why now? 322 00:10:25,412 --> 00:10:27,446 Mm, just always felt guilty about it, you know? 323 00:10:27,447 --> 00:10:28,914 He loves dancing. 324 00:10:28,915 --> 00:10:31,317 And I thought the wedding would be the perfect opportunity 325 00:10:31,318 --> 00:10:33,387 to, like, surprise him with my new moves. 326 00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:34,920 Hmm. 327 00:10:34,921 --> 00:10:36,956 And plus I just want to shove them in Lindsay's stupid face. 328 00:10:36,957 --> 00:10:38,858 The last time I danced was when she caught me 329 00:10:38,859 --> 00:10:40,626 practicing the "cha cha slide" one night, 330 00:10:40,627 --> 00:10:42,928 and she has never let me live it down. 331 00:10:42,929 --> 00:10:44,630 The "cha cha slide." That's the one that goes... 332 00:10:44,631 --> 00:10:46,232 slide to your left 333 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:49,669 Oh, it's just so easy for you. 334 00:10:51,905 --> 00:10:52,905 Aw, Amy. 335 00:10:52,906 --> 00:10:54,474 Yeah, that's the one. 336 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:57,010 Slide to your right 337 00:10:57,011 --> 00:10:58,845 take it back, y'all, now 338 00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:00,981 - one hop this time, ha - one hop this time 339 00:11:00,982 --> 00:11:02,916 - how low can you go? - how low can you go? 340 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:04,751 - Can you go down low? - can you go all the way? 341 00:11:04,752 --> 00:11:06,686 - All the way to the floor? - all the way to the floor? 342 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:08,221 - Can you bring it to the top? - And again! 343 00:11:08,222 --> 00:11:09,423 Right foot now 344 00:11:09,424 --> 00:11:11,224 There is an exhibit tomorrow that looks amazing. 345 00:11:11,225 --> 00:11:13,393 Yeah. 346 00:11:13,394 --> 00:11:14,694 You sure you don't want to tuck it? 347 00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:16,596 Yeah, I can tuck it. 348 00:11:16,597 --> 00:11:17,998 Ah, tuck it! 349 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,332 Slide to the left 350 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,268 slide to the right 351 00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:23,804 Tucker, is this art, 352 00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:25,839 or is this actually a fire alarm? 353 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,940 Tucker: I have no idea. 354 00:11:26,941 --> 00:11:29,576 Let's just "ooh" and "ah" like we get it. 355 00:11:29,577 --> 00:11:30,677 - Freeze! - Or... 356 00:11:30,678 --> 00:11:32,579 Everybody clap your hands 357 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:35,882 [Alarm blaring] [Rhythmic clapping] 358 00:11:35,883 --> 00:11:37,584 Come on, y'all 359 00:11:37,585 --> 00:11:39,386 - Hey. Hey. - check it out, y'all 360 00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:40,620 Did I know you were coming over? 361 00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:41,822 I was gonna surprise you, 362 00:11:41,823 --> 00:11:43,990 but it looks like you're already going somewhere. 363 00:11:43,991 --> 00:11:46,259 Yeah, there's this really great cooking class, 364 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:48,361 but I didn't think it was gonna be your thing, 365 00:11:48,362 --> 00:11:49,362 so I was just gonna... 366 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:51,231 - Tuck it. - Yeah, tuck it. 367 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,232 Hmm. 368 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,333 - Whoo! - Yeah. 369 00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:54,534 Yeah, but you can walk me to the cab. 370 00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:55,836 - Reverse! - Oh, you mean it? 371 00:11:55,837 --> 00:11:58,128 - Yeah. - slide to the left 372 00:11:58,129 --> 00:12:00,069 - slide to the right - No, yeah, it's, uh, totally fine. 373 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,508 I understand. Mm-hmm. 374 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,376 No, and I got work I got to do here anyway. 375 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:04,945 So, yep. 376 00:12:04,946 --> 00:12:06,747 Tuck it. 377 00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:09,483 [Trophies clattering] 378 00:12:09,484 --> 00:12:12,352 All good! 379 00:12:12,353 --> 00:12:13,553 That was a big one. 380 00:12:13,554 --> 00:12:15,522 No, no, listen, man, listen, I'll be the first to admit, 381 00:12:15,523 --> 00:12:17,424 Dana-pooling... it's got its perks, 382 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,226 but we've totally fallen behind on "Scandal," 383 00:12:19,227 --> 00:12:20,327 and that's... that's unacceptable. 384 00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,962 And now she's doing stuff with Tucker 385 00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:23,296 that I wouldn't mind doing. 386 00:12:23,297 --> 00:12:24,631 I mean, they went to a '90s party. 387 00:12:24,632 --> 00:12:25,899 Could've gone as Vanilla Ice. 388 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,434 I know all the words to "Ninja Rap." 389 00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:29,636 Ethan: I'm 13, dude. I just want to kill zombies. 390 00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:31,371 I don't care about any of this. 391 00:12:31,372 --> 00:12:33,373 You will someday, blue team leader. 392 00:12:33,374 --> 00:12:34,374 You will someday. 393 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,009 Come on, cha-cha now, y'all 394 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:38,512 [Indistinct conversations] 395 00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:48,221 Oh, my God. 396 00:12:48,222 --> 00:12:49,923 [Car alarm blaring] Oh! 397 00:12:49,924 --> 00:12:52,659 [Retches] 398 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:55,262 - [Samba music plays] - These hips, they're dead. 399 00:12:55,263 --> 00:12:56,296 Oh. 400 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,730 Why don't you tell me how you really feel? 401 00:12:57,731 --> 00:12:59,566 - [Laughs] - This is not the time for jokes, Amy, 402 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,568 - with two days until the wedding. - Okay. 403 00:13:01,569 --> 00:13:03,703 Your rhythm, it's an insult to Brazil. 404 00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:04,704 Oh. [Sighs] 405 00:13:04,705 --> 00:13:05,906 Now dance. 406 00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:09,043 Yeah. 407 00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:15,112 A tall, handsome, gay man has stolen my "kind of a thing" 408 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,651 [Door closes] 409 00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:19,452 [Strums guitar] 410 00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:20,520 Whatcha singing about? 411 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:21,721 [Peter sighs] 412 00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:24,558 Well, I'll tell you what I'm not singing about... 413 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:25,959 Episode seven of "Scandal." 414 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,427 And apparently, 415 00:13:27,428 --> 00:13:29,896 O. Pope had a major "aha" moment tonight. 416 00:13:29,897 --> 00:13:31,831 How was the chamber orchestra? 417 00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:33,867 [Chuckles] It was kind of boring. 418 00:13:33,868 --> 00:13:35,268 But, um, Tucker stood up 419 00:13:35,269 --> 00:13:37,237 and yelled "free bird!" At the intermission. 420 00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:38,238 It was kind of funny. 421 00:13:38,239 --> 00:13:40,641 Oh, what a scamp that Tucker is, huh? 422 00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:44,377 What's this now? 423 00:13:44,378 --> 00:13:46,446 You're okay with all this, right? 424 00:13:46,447 --> 00:13:50,383 I mean, uh... Tucking it, that was your idea. 425 00:13:50,384 --> 00:13:51,818 Actually, I think that was your idea. 426 00:13:51,819 --> 00:13:54,488 I just came up with, like, a really badass name for it. 427 00:13:55,823 --> 00:13:57,290 [Sighs] Look, it's fine. 428 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,725 You had a good time with your friend, 429 00:13:58,726 --> 00:13:59,893 and I'm happy about that, 430 00:13:59,894 --> 00:14:01,328 and we're just gonna have just as good a time 431 00:14:01,329 --> 00:14:02,395 at the wedding. 432 00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:03,863 So we're good. 433 00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:05,765 [Inhales deeply] 434 00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,601 Why is your face doing that? 435 00:14:07,602 --> 00:14:09,769 I kind of... 436 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,004 I totally asked Tucker. 437 00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:12,339 Are you... seriously? 438 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,840 I already rented a tux. 439 00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:14,874 You did? 440 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,909 Yeah. 441 00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:17,410 No, every time I brought it up, 442 00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:19,813 you just kept talking about how much you hated weddings. 443 00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:22,315 Well, yeah, come on. Everybody hates weddings. 444 00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:24,451 You have to sit through a boring ceremony. 445 00:14:24,452 --> 00:14:25,752 You have to small-talk with old people 446 00:14:25,753 --> 00:14:26,886 that you're not even related to. 447 00:14:26,887 --> 00:14:28,254 I don't hate weddings. 448 00:14:28,255 --> 00:14:29,222 So I invited Tucker. 449 00:14:29,223 --> 00:14:31,358 I mean, you shouldn't have to do anything 450 00:14:31,359 --> 00:14:32,726 that you don't want to do. 451 00:14:32,727 --> 00:14:34,427 Yeah, I mean, you're right, I guess. 452 00:14:34,428 --> 00:14:36,963 Yeah. So don't worry about it. 453 00:14:36,964 --> 00:14:38,465 I'll tuck it. 454 00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:39,799 Yeah, sure. 455 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,068 Tuck it. 456 00:14:42,236 --> 00:14:43,470 Whoo. 457 00:14:43,471 --> 00:14:45,631 Peter: If he watches "Scandal" with her, I'll kill him. 458 00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:50,651 [Latin music plays, woman vocalizing] 459 00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:52,387 Oh, my God. Look at this place. 460 00:14:52,388 --> 00:14:55,496 What's the theme here, trashy with a touch of hideous? 461 00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:57,531 I'm pretty sure the theme is two loving souls 462 00:14:57,532 --> 00:15:01,235 coming together to celebrate the sanctity of marriage. 463 00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:03,203 I'm gonna hit the bar. 464 00:15:03,204 --> 00:15:05,205 And I'm hitting on the bartender. 465 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:06,273 [Chuckles] 466 00:15:06,274 --> 00:15:07,674 [Chuckles] Oh, my God. Here comes Lindsay. 467 00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:09,142 Fake smiles in... 468 00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:10,110 Three, two, one... 469 00:15:10,111 --> 00:15:11,712 - Lindsay! - Hi! 470 00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:12,813 Oh, my God! Hi! 471 00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:14,214 You guys! 472 00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:16,216 You look amaze. 473 00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:18,385 Dana: "Zing"... just add the "zing." 474 00:15:18,386 --> 00:15:20,120 You know, I still can't believe 475 00:15:20,121 --> 00:15:22,222 you married the guy who broke his pinkie 476 00:15:22,223 --> 00:15:23,824 at the foam party on spring break. 477 00:15:23,825 --> 00:15:25,225 What a memory on you. 478 00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:28,095 Oh, he sure hits it hard, doesn't he? 479 00:15:28,096 --> 00:15:29,463 Is everything okay? 480 00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:31,431 Oh, yeah. I like a guy who can hold a drink. 481 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,200 - [Gags] - Oh. 482 00:15:33,201 --> 00:15:34,101 [Chuckles] 483 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:35,636 And who's that guy with him? 484 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,638 Oh, that's Dana's date. He's handsome and British. 485 00:15:37,639 --> 00:15:39,139 She's doing really great, Lindsay. 486 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,340 I'm doing great? You're doing great. 487 00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:41,542 We're doing great. 488 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:43,277 Oh, I am so happy to hear that. 489 00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:45,112 Oh, FYI... 490 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,246 the deejay goes on in 30 minutes, 491 00:15:46,247 --> 00:15:47,514 so let me know when you want to dance, 492 00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:49,383 and I'll clear the floor so no one gets hurt. 493 00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:51,485 J.K.! 494 00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:54,388 [Both laugh] 495 00:15:54,389 --> 00:15:56,690 So good to see you guys. 496 00:15:56,691 --> 00:15:58,725 You. 497 00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,193 - You okay? - [Sighs] 498 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:01,194 Yeah. 499 00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:03,263 You okay? 500 00:16:03,264 --> 00:16:06,133 Tucker is great, and we've had so much fun, 501 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,168 but being here and seeing everybody together, 502 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:11,572 I kind of just wish I was with the person I was dating 503 00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:14,442 and not my gay best friend. 504 00:16:17,445 --> 00:16:18,445 [Sighs] 505 00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:19,813 Oh, boy. Bad news. 506 00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:23,150 I'm afraid that your hopes are swirling down the drain 507 00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:25,252 because I have a... [imitates toilet flushing] 508 00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:26,486 ...flush. 509 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:29,456 Good joke, dad. Every time, it's a good joke. 510 00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:31,592 Hold on. 511 00:16:31,593 --> 00:16:32,593 Full house. 512 00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:34,094 Huh. 513 00:16:34,095 --> 00:16:35,696 Hey, did you happen to forget 514 00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:37,464 who lets us out early on Fridays? 515 00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:39,166 I screwed up. 516 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,767 Just fold your winning hands like the rest of us. 517 00:16:40,768 --> 00:16:42,469 No, I screwed up with the Dana-pooling thing. 518 00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:43,737 It's starting to backfire. 519 00:16:43,738 --> 00:16:45,806 I mean, she was just doing the boring stuff with Tucker, 520 00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:47,407 and now they're doing everything together. 521 00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:49,242 'Course they are. He's a total delight. 522 00:16:49,243 --> 00:16:51,712 Now they're having a blast at a wedding together 523 00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:53,547 while I'm stuck here playing poker 524 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:54,815 with a couple of jokers. 525 00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:56,083 - Hey, hey, hey. - Whoa. Calm down. 526 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,451 No, no, no, seriously. 527 00:16:57,452 --> 00:16:59,453 Somebody forgot to take the jokers out of the deck. 528 00:16:59,454 --> 00:17:00,821 - Oh, boy. - Okay, Greg, you're out. 529 00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:03,824 Subhas, you're in. 530 00:17:03,825 --> 00:17:06,159 Are you that surprised she asked Tucker? 531 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,261 Did you even tell her you wanted to go? 532 00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:11,264 No, but I strongly hinted that I wouldn't hate it. 533 00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:13,800 Just get off your ass and go to the wedding already. 534 00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:14,962 Aah! I don't know. 535 00:17:14,963 --> 00:17:17,148 I mean, she's already there. The ceremony's probably over. 536 00:17:17,149 --> 00:17:18,772 - That'd be weird, right? That'd be weird. - I mean... 537 00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:21,675 Son, if you really care about her, 538 00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:23,143 it's never too late to get the girl. 539 00:17:23,144 --> 00:17:24,645 Trust me, 540 00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:26,446 that's the one good thing I know about relationships. 541 00:17:26,447 --> 00:17:28,215 Yeah, thanks, dad, but, I mean, I... 542 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:31,318 that is, until you've had a child with your next wife. 543 00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:32,653 Then it is too late. 544 00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:35,589 Yeah, well, the takeaway here, though, is go to her. 545 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:37,157 Right. Go to her. 546 00:17:37,158 --> 00:17:40,193 Yeah, I'm gonna do... I'm gonna do that. 547 00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:41,461 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go to her. 548 00:17:41,462 --> 00:17:43,364 Now. 549 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,200 Are we gonna sit around and gossip like girls, 550 00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:48,769 or are we gonna play poker? 551 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,370 You're right, Subhas. 552 00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:51,772 Sorry, Subhas. 553 00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:55,175 So come on up, now, let's get started 554 00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:57,811 - just don't leave me brokenhearted - Hey, there, stud. 555 00:17:57,812 --> 00:17:59,079 Come on, let's get started 556 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,715 Hey. Look what I'm doing. 557 00:18:01,716 --> 00:18:03,550 You're just teasing me with your smoking-hot body? 558 00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:05,552 No, I'm dancing. [Chuckles] 559 00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:06,553 Sort of. 560 00:18:06,554 --> 00:18:08,588 You hate dancing. 561 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,425 No, I don't hate dancing. I'm bad at it. 562 00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:13,275 That's why, for the past three weeks, 563 00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:15,228 I've been taking dance lessons. 564 00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:16,563 [Chuckling] That's what you've been doing? 565 00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:19,466 All the lies about the spin class 566 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,703 and that Russian himbo I saw you with? 567 00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:25,172 Oh, my God. You thought I was cheating on you. Babe. 568 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:28,208 - Close your eyes - A little bit. [Chuckles] 569 00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:30,077 - Give me your hand, darling - I have to say, though, 570 00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:32,379 that this is a much, much happier ending. 571 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,082 - Do you feel my heart beating? - My lady. 572 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,383 Me lord. 573 00:18:36,384 --> 00:18:37,718 No, it's this hand. Yeah. Yes. 574 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:41,919 Do you feel the same? 575 00:18:42,256 --> 00:18:44,558 - Am I only dreaming? - [Both laugh] 576 00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,426 Why would you go to all this trouble? 577 00:18:46,427 --> 00:18:49,763 - Is this burning - 'Cause you love dancing, and I love you. 578 00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:53,233 - An eternal flame? - God, you're sweet. You know that? 579 00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:55,068 I believe 580 00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:57,637 - it's meant to be, darling - Deejay: And after that couple finishes, 581 00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,706 the bride and groom will have... 582 00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:03,243 - I watch you when you are sleeping - ...The second first dance of the wedding. 583 00:19:03,244 --> 00:19:05,112 You belong with me 584 00:19:05,113 --> 00:19:06,446 My God. 585 00:19:06,447 --> 00:19:09,182 - Do you feel the same? - She has the rhythm of a weather vane. 586 00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:11,451 - Am I only dreaming? - We'll show them how it's done later. 587 00:19:11,452 --> 00:19:13,286 Peter: I think that's my job. 588 00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:15,255 Or is this burning 589 00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:16,790 You look gorgeous. 590 00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:20,093 - An eternal flame? - Peter, you look so handsome. 591 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:22,229 - Say my name - Doesn't look like a rental. 592 00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:25,165 Well, I have two pockets full of old mints that say different. 593 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,200 - A whole life - You're so lucky you can rent a tuxedo. 594 00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:29,236 - So lonely - They don't make them this trim and tall. 595 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:30,837 - And then you come and ease the pain - Dude. 596 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,106 I'll leave you two. 597 00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:35,809 - I don't want to lose this feeling - [Chuckles] 598 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,244 What are you doing here? 599 00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:38,378 Well, I screwed up. 600 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,580 I mean, I shouldn't have pushed you on Tucker. 601 00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:42,516 I... but you know what I realized... 602 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:45,085 ...Is that having a miserable time with you... 603 00:19:45,086 --> 00:19:46,620 - Give me your hand - ...Is a whole lot better 604 00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:48,321 than having a wonderful time without you. 605 00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:50,657 - Do you feel my heart beating? - 'cause I'm with you. 606 00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:52,225 I should've canceled on Tucker... 607 00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:54,127 ...When you brought up the wedding. 608 00:19:54,128 --> 00:19:58,098 - Do you feel the same? - I have a great time with Tucker. 609 00:19:58,099 --> 00:20:00,801 - Am I only dreaming? - I have a better time with you. 610 00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:03,069 Well, consider this my application... 611 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:05,539 ...For the position of your official "plus one." 612 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:09,543 Does that mean that our "kind of a thing" is like... 613 00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:11,778 is like a thing... 614 00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:13,079 Thing? 615 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,114 Let's make it simple. 616 00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:15,749 How about I'm just your boyfriend? 617 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,385 I'll have to think about it. 618 00:20:18,386 --> 00:20:19,452 Yes. 619 00:20:19,453 --> 00:20:21,788 - That was fast. - That was fast. 620 00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:24,291 Do you feel the same? 621 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:25,625 What do you say? 622 00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:29,763 - Am I only dreaming? - [Chuckles] 623 00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:31,798 - You know how to do this? - Nope. 624 00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:32,799 Perfect. 625 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,736 An eternal flame? 626 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,172 Close your eyes 627 00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:41,508 - give me your hand - And after this couple finishes, 628 00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:43,376 the bride and groom will have the third... 629 00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:46,379 - Do you feel my heart beating? - ...First dance of the wedding. 630 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:49,082 Do you understand? 631 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,584 Do you feel the... 632 00:20:53,254 --> 00:20:55,890 Left foot, left stomp, cha-cha real smooth 633 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,826 turn it out 634 00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:01,428 - to the left - Not bad! 635 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:03,330 - Take it back now, y'all - Not bad? Great. 636 00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:05,265 - One hop this time - Hey, Lindsay. 637 00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:06,833 Right foot, left stomp 638 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,102 - left foot, left stomp - Check this out. 639 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,237 - Cha-cha now, y'all - [Thud] 640 00:21:10,238 --> 00:21:11,438 We're takin' it to the floor. 641 00:21:11,439 --> 00:21:13,100 - Last time to get funky - It's part of it. 642 00:21:13,101 --> 00:21:13,962 Takin' it to the floor. 643 00:21:13,963 --> 00:21:15,175 To the right now 644 00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:16,843 - [Thud] - to the left 645 00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:18,445 take it back now, y'all 646 00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:21,147 one hop this time 647 00:21:21,148 --> 00:21:23,350 one hop this time 648 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:27,842 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 649 00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:32,442 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46508

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