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[jaunty string music]
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[laughing]
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- Good morning, lovebirds.
- Hi.
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Bad news, the Adelmans'
flight was cancelled,
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so you might have to
re-tweak the seating chart.
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Okay. [sighs]
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So we're gonna need to find a new spot
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for, uh, Tom's in-laws, Ed and Trish.
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Okay. Who do they know?
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Uh, maybe one of the uncles at
the uncles and teachers table.
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Good! Good, done.
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Uh, next up is Julie F.
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She's my mom's dentist.
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Your... your mom's
dentist. Who does she know?
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Uh, I'm gonna put her at the
West Coast relatives table.
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Cool, cool. That just leaves us
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with a spot to find for Mark.
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- Who does he know?
- Uh, no one.
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He, uh, woke up this morning
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after being in a coma since 1987.
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Oh. [sighs] Okay, uh,
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could we squeeze him at a table
with one of your coworkers?
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[sighs] I mean, all those
guys talk about is basketball.
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Mark won't know any of the players.
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Most of them weren't even born
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when the air conditioner
fell on his head.
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Who shrunk this television?
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We could put him on our table?
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Okay, well, to be honest,
we're not that close.
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Like, I've hung out
with him a few times,
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help the orderlies trim
his nails and stuff,
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but never like a real
conversation conversation.
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- But he is family, right?
- That's true.
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- Hey, uh, cousin Mark.
- Hi.
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Who are you people?
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- Cool.
- Yeah, that's... that's good.
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- What are we gonna do?
- [whispers] Ah, man.
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Oh, why don't we put him
at the coma patients table?
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[gasps]
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- [clank]
- [yells]
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Terrific idea. I don't know why
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I didn't think of it immediately.
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[downtempo electronic music]
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Ah!
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[squeaks]
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[growls]
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Jesus Christ, does it
have to be so tight?
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Well, as the old saying goes,
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a snug bowtie means a snug marriage...
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- Right.
- Is in the cards
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- for the two of you.
- Uh... okay.
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Good news, gentlemen, the
gas station down the street
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has a wide selection of bum wine.
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There's a bar open downstairs.
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Eh, it's not open. Trust
me, I've been checking.
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That's curious.
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Could've sworn Lucy and I told them
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to open at noon.
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Ah, don't worry about it, Josh,
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you... you two had so much to organize.
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There was bound to be a
couple of oopsy-daisies.
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[eerie music]
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Ow, God, Mom,
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how did you ever walk
down the aisle in these?
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Very carefully.
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Hey, Lucy, wasn't there
supposed to be a vegan option
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for dinner tonight?
There should be. Why?
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Is it not on the menu?
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Both these entrees have cream sauces.
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You know Robin's extremely
lactose intolerant.
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- It's fine.
- No, it isn't, Robin.
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You get torrential diarrhea.
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I can just take Monday off from work.
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Monday and Tuesday.
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No, Robin, you shouldn't
have to do that.
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There should be a vegan option.
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I swear Josh and I asked for one.
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Don't worry about it, darling,
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you and Josh had so much to plan.
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There was bound to be a
couple of oopsy-daisies.
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[ringtone chiming]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Can you meet me downstairs?
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I think there's
something weird going on.
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See? We did ask for the bar to be open.
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And we did ask for a vegan option.
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And what the hell are
these boring table settings?
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What happened to the
funky mismatched plates
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we got from the thrift store?
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[laughs]
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- Josh.
- What?
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Since when does my mom
hang out with your stepdad?
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Something's amiss.
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[stealthy funk music]
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[dramatic music]
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I hereby call to order
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this meeting of the
shadow wedding planners.
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As you all know, it is our sworn duty
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to secretly control
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every aspect of this wedding.
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Together, we will transform it
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from a young cool person's thing
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into a normal traditional wedding,
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where everything is normal and nice.
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Brother Jim, any
updates on the reception?
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Yes, Sister Patti.
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The pre-ceremony bar has been closed.
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The confusing vegan option has
been stricken from the menu.
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And the funky mismatch plates
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are no more!
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- [plates shatter]
- [gasps]
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By the time our work is done,
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this will be the most
normal and nice wedding
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in the history of Evanston, Illinois!
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Yep, straight down the middle.
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- [all laugh]
- You monsters!
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This is our wedding! We planned it.
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[all cackling]
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Oh, Josh. Oh, Lucy.
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You didn't plan this wedding.
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From the very beginning,
you've just been our puppets.
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Like wind-up dolls, unaware
that we were the ones
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spinning your gears.
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Or like when a dog thinks
he's the one driving the car.
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The point is, behind the scenes,
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the real wedding decisions
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have always been made by us.
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But what about the wedding that we want?
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It's too late.
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The wedding we want
starts in four hours.
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[all cackling]
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- Throw them out!
- [demonic voice] Out!
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- Wow, oh, okay.
- Oh, God, okay.
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To ultimate power!
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- all: Power!
- [cackles]
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This is blood.
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- Ow.
- Jesus. [groans]
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And don't come back.
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[door slams shut]
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I'm your cousin, by
the way, from Arizona.
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I... I don't know if you recognize me.
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- It's been a really long time.
- No, I... I know who you are.
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Uh, Morris, good to see you.
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Uh, so did you have a good trip up here?
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The flight in was... was really great.
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- Okay, good.
- Good.
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The drive to the airport wasn't so good.
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You know, traffic.
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Yeah.
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Sometimes, you know, the
drive is really great,
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and then the flight isn't so good,
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but this, uh... this was the opposite.
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This was... this was
the opposite. Right.
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Cool.
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both: Yeah.
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Mazel tov.
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[door slams shut]
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- [groans]
- I know!
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I... I really wanted out wedding
to feel like... like us, you know,
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and... and now it's just gonna be
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a bunch of shit that our parents want,
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like that guy.
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- Who the hell's that again?
- That's the pastor they hired
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to make sure everything
goes the way they want it to.
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Well, what...
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what if we told him his
services were no longer required?
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What about our parents?
They... they-they want...
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Who cares what our parents want.
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This is our wedding, Lucy.
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Let's take it back.
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Okay, is everybody clear
on what they're doing?
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- all: Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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Awesome. Okay, you guys are the best.
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- Ready?
- All right, on three.
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Let's do this!
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Revised wedding plan on three.
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all: Okay. One, two, three,
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revised wedding plan!
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Guys, I'm so honored that you asked me
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to officiate your wedding. [exhales]
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I just wanna make sure
you want your ceremony
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to be so non-traditional.
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Liz, all... all we care
about is that it's fun,
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and that it's personal to us.
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But, uh, are... are you
sure you don't wanna do
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at least something a little religious?
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What? Why?
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Well, Mom sent us to Hebrew
school for nine years,
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and Lucy, aren't your
parents pretty Christian?
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Yeah.
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There's not a single mention of God.
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Liz, relax.
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Who's gonna notice?
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[divine organ music]
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Tom, tuck your shirt in. God's here.
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Nice to see you. How are you?
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God! Over here!
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Patti, look at you.
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- Sweetheart.
- Ooh!
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- Oh... oh, you're so sweet.
- Aww.
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- Caroline, congratulations.
- Aww. [giggles]
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- Jim, I'm very happy for you.
- Pleasure.
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- Oh, bless you.
- It's great, great.
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Tom, you're not gambling, are ya?
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It's so wonderful to
have a good old-fashioned
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- religious wedding.
- Yes.
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Uh, though it's not gonna
be so traditional, you know,
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with the Christian and the Jewish,
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but I don't mind.
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Guys, I don't mind, as
long as you acknowledge me.
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Honor me in some way. You understand.
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- Oh, of course.
- Obviously...
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- Yes.
- We're going to honor you.
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Well, your mouth to my ear.
[all laugh]
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Oh, God, let's sit down. Sit down.
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This is gonna be wonderful.
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[horn blares]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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put your paws together
for the wedding party!
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Listen, I'm trouble
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Yeah, yeah, I
can't keep still
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I can't keep still,
I can't keep still
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-
Ah, ah
-
Yeah, yeah
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Addicted to mor-or-orphine
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And now, Josh and Lucy!
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I can't keep still
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I'm trouble,
yeah, yeah, yeah
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I can't keep still
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-
Ah, ah
-
Yeah, yeah
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Addicted to mor-or-orphine
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Wow. We are gathered here today
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to celebrate the
marriage of Josh and Lucy,
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in the witness of friends, family,
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and the ultimate creator...
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The energy of the universe.
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What?
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But first, a reading from
two dear friends of the bride,
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Meghan and Robin.
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Well, maybe this will be a Psalm.
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You know, I was never
much a spiritual person,
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until last summer,
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when I went to Burning
Man and tried iowaska.
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And I was bowing before the
great Burning Man itself,
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which, if you've never been...
it's sort of like an idol?
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As I bowed before it,
I had a revelation,
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and that's when I wrote this.
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[clears throat]
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- [bongo slaps]
- [humming]
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Hey
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Each spirit is a changeling.
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Each has taken many shapes.
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My spirit once was Joan of Arc's,
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and once a bunch of grapes.
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Each spirit must be thankful
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for that which leaves us odd.
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That holy force that rules the world,
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- the force that we call...
- [bongo flourish]
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Love.
259
00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:05,675
- I'm doing the Xanax.
- [pill container pops open]
260
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[mutters indistinctly]
261
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And now their friend
Chris to say a few words.
262
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- [forceful gulp]
- Thank you.
263
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Growing up as a Christian,
264
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I attended church every Sunday,
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um, in a chapel not too
different from this one,
266
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:25,528
and it always struck
me as so appropriate
267
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,264
that church services
and wedding services
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would both take place
under the same roof.
269
00:11:31,868 --> 00:11:35,037
Both are about bringing
communities together
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to celebrate love... the love of God,
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uh, or, like today, the
love between a couple.
272
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I like this very much.
273
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The Bible contains many
beautiful, uh, verses
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about marriage, of course.
275
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In fact, just this morning in bed,
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I read won aloud to my boyfriend.
277
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[thunder rumbles and booms]
278
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
279
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There's no need to apologize. I'm fine.
280
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- Are you angry?
- I'm not angry!
281
00:12:03,499 --> 00:12:04,868
- [thunder booms]
- I'm not angry, okay?
282
00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:06,904
It's just I have to go. Thank you.
283
00:12:06,936 --> 00:12:07,678
You came all this way.
284
00:12:07,684 --> 00:12:09,355
Wouldn't you like a
glass of wine at least?
285
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,569
- Yeah.
- No. Thank you very much.
286
00:12:11,575 --> 00:12:14,311
Everything was wonderful.
Congratulations to you all.
287
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,179
Thank you. Thank you very much.
288
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- Thank you for coming.
- Thanks for coming, God.
289
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- both: Bye.
- Bye, God.
290
00:12:19,582 --> 00:12:21,317
[car beeps]
291
00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:23,085
Get...[indistinct]
292
00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:24,287
Dammit!
293
00:12:27,223 --> 00:12:30,227
[engine turning over]
294
00:12:31,528 --> 00:12:32,562
Ah, no!
295
00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:35,032
- [engine sputters]
- Dammit!
296
00:12:35,065 --> 00:12:36,400
Dammit, dammit, dammit!
297
00:12:36,432 --> 00:12:37,867
- [line rings]
- Nick!
298
00:12:37,901 --> 00:12:40,737
It's God! Who the hell
do you think it is?
299
00:12:40,769 --> 00:12:42,678
This piece of shit won't start!
300
00:12:42,684 --> 00:12:45,636
No! I don't have Uber on my phone.
301
00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:47,158
I don't know where the hell I am!
302
00:12:47,164 --> 00:12:49,379
I don't know. All I know is
the place smells like shit!
303
00:12:49,412 --> 00:12:51,782
They don't even have a Starbucks here!
304
00:12:51,815 --> 00:12:54,552
I'm in the middle of
nowhere! Get me out of here!
305
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,087
- What?
- Oh...
306
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,555
[all cheering]
307
00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:00,791
Thanks, thanks.
308
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:01,892
- Hey!
- Oh, my God!
309
00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:04,227
Hey, sick-ass party, mofo!
310
00:13:04,259 --> 00:13:06,062
- [laughs]
- Hey.
311
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:07,431
You did great. I loved your song.
312
00:13:07,464 --> 00:13:09,733
- That's great.
- Oh, it was so good.
313
00:13:09,765 --> 00:13:12,735
[somber music]
314
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,509
- They still look really down.
- I know.
315
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,110
I really haven't seen Mom this sad
316
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,347
since they cancelled "Boston Legal."
317
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,283
Yeah, my... my mom's barely drunk.
318
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,819
Tom's on his fourth roll?
319
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,187
He's not even buttering them.
320
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,790
No, he's just taking them down dry.
321
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,457
We should say something.
322
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,082
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
323
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,696
[glass clinking]
324
00:13:48,729 --> 00:13:50,297
Hi there, hi there.
325
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:54,201
It's, uh, Josh and Lucy
from... the wedding.
326
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,737
Hi. [giggles] Uh, well,
you guys, we did it.
327
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,404
We got married. We, uh... we did it
328
00:13:58,437 --> 00:13:59,907
just the way that we wanted to.
329
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,474
Um, but there's... there's just...
330
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,178
there's one more thing that we, uh...
331
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,981
- we need to do.
- Yeah, and it might, uh...
332
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,649
it might make our parents, over here,
333
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,191
a little bit uncomfortable.
334
00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:15,068
- All eyes on this table here.
- Just, uh, turn your attention.
335
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,691
- [clears throat]
- We just wanna say thank you.
336
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,759
Yeah, these are... these are
the people that raised us.
337
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,895
Yeah. How 'bout a
round of applause, huh?
338
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,903
That's right, yeah,
get up! Come on, get up.
339
00:14:23,909 --> 00:14:24,782
- Stand up.
- Take a bow.
340
00:14:24,788 --> 00:14:26,499
- Mom, come one, Mom. [giggles]
- Please.
341
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,067
Come on, Tom.
342
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,071
[cheerful music]
343
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,512
Thank you.
344
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,896
I love you, Mom. I love you, Tom.
345
00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:43,216
We love you.
346
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:04,929
[laughs]
347
00:15:04,935 --> 00:15:06,773
- Whoo!
- Oh, God, what a day.
348
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:08,635
- [groans]
- Hi.
349
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,412
- Oh! Aww.
- The married couple.
350
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:13,614
- Ay.
- [all laugh]
351
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,382
I can't believe we actually
pulled this thing off.
352
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,250
Yeah, no kidding, compared
to all this wedding stuff,
353
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,337
being married's gonna be a breeze.
354
00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:21,703
- Yeah, no kidding.
- [all laugh]
355
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:25,955
- What?
- [laughter darkens]
356
00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:29,452
- No?
- [monstrous growl]
357
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,600
- [crash and clatter]
- Ah!
358
00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:32,775
God! What the hell is that?
359
00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:34,601
Looks like your first
challenge as a married couple.
360
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,638
[roars] Josh and Lucy,
I have come for you.
361
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,074
- Face me, face me.
- Okay, uh, how do...
362
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,607
how do we... how do we
deal with this thing?
363
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:45,111
Well, you definitely
wanna stab it in the eye.
364
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,579
There ya go, Mrs. Greenberg.
365
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,448
- Oh, and it hates fire...
- That's right.
366
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,583
So you might want this flamethrower.
367
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,620
- Oh, you brought it.
- That's so smart.
368
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,923
A shield is always handy.
369
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,125
Oh, okay, that's heavy. [groans]
370
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,527
But honestly, the most important thing
371
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:01,661
is to just communicate.
372
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,958
- Oh, yeah.
- Definitely.
373
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:04,597
- Just talk to each other.
- Yeah.
374
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,100
[roars]
375
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,533
All right, guys, let's do this.
376
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,803
- Here we go.
- [roars]
377
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,505
Whoa. Wait, are you not coming?
378
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,008
Oh, honey, when it comes to marriage,
379
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,875
you're really kind of on your own.
380
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,178
Don't worry, we gave
you everything you need.
381
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,812
You're ready.
382
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,940
You are not ready.
383
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,350
I will kill you in a horrible way!
384
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,336
- [sighs]
- Oh, don't listen to Gragdor.
385
00:16:25,342 --> 00:16:27,825
His bark is worse than his many bites.
386
00:16:27,831 --> 00:16:29,455
Make a fried calamari out of him.
387
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,492
- [growling]
- Okay.
388
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,592
On three?
389
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,996
Yeah, on three.
390
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,032
- One.
- Two.
391
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,032
[roars]
392
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,569
Three.
[both scream]
393
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:44,530
- Okay.
- Okay, hey, did we remember
394
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,824
- Ed and Trish?
- Yes, I did.
395
00:16:45,863 --> 00:16:47,931
Uh, did you remember
your mother's dentist?
396
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,155
Yes, I did. I drew a little picture
397
00:16:49,161 --> 00:16:50,159
of a tooth saying, "Thanks."
398
00:16:50,165 --> 00:16:52,043
Aww, that's a really good idea.
399
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:54,759
Um, I think that's all
of our thank yous done.
400
00:16:56,613 --> 00:16:58,716
That is that.
401
00:16:58,749 --> 00:17:02,053
- What do we do now?
- Uh...
402
00:17:02,346 --> 00:17:03,463
Wanna take a walk?
403
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:05,353
I would love to.
404
00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:10,135
[thunder rumbling]
405
00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:12,797
[sighs]
406
00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:16,333
[enchanting music]
407
00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,836
- Oh, hey.
- Hmm?
408
00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:20,937
One, two, three
409
00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:23,840
[bird squawks]
410
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,344
[bird squawks]
411
00:17:28,691 --> 00:17:33,691
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