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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,232 --> 00:00:10,865 Josh, Lucy. 2 00:00:10,968 --> 00:00:12,726 - Hi, Tom. - Hi! [laughs] 3 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,513 Well... [laughs] this is a surprise. 4 00:00:14,545 --> 00:00:17,612 What in Sam Heck are you kids doing all the way out here? 5 00:00:17,714 --> 00:00:21,632 Well, uh, we have a bit of breaking news. 6 00:00:21,657 --> 00:00:23,282 - News? - We're getting married. 7 00:00:23,307 --> 00:00:25,387 - [laughs] Yeah. - You guys! 8 00:00:25,613 --> 00:00:27,028 [both laugh] 9 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,849 You know your mother's been hoping for this for a long time, 10 00:00:30,874 --> 00:00:32,908 so when she gets the news, 11 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:35,644 we might be in for a bit of a reaction. 12 00:00:35,746 --> 00:00:38,046 Yeah, God. Yeah, that's a good point. 13 00:00:38,148 --> 00:00:41,283 Uh, maybe we should take some precautions. 14 00:00:41,385 --> 00:00:42,417 Yeah. 15 00:00:42,519 --> 00:00:44,219 [dramatic music] 16 00:00:44,321 --> 00:00:47,389 Glad you called. That mom looks highly excitable. 17 00:00:47,491 --> 00:00:49,124 When she finds out you're getting married, 18 00:00:49,226 --> 00:00:50,319 she's gonna explode. 19 00:00:50,382 --> 00:00:52,294 - Are we in danger? - Well, it depends. 20 00:00:52,396 --> 00:00:55,230 This mom... does she particularly like weddings? 21 00:00:55,332 --> 00:00:57,799 [stammering] I-I would go so far as to say 22 00:00:57,901 --> 00:01:00,235 she maybe loves weddings. 23 00:01:00,337 --> 00:01:02,003 [sighs] All right. 24 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:05,840 This mom... when she looks at you, does she see a full-grown man? 25 00:01:05,943 --> 00:01:09,010 Or does she still see her tiny, little, itty-bitty baby boy? 26 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,804 Uh... 27 00:01:12,382 --> 00:01:14,082 probably the second one. 28 00:01:14,184 --> 00:01:16,585 - Which one did I say second? - Itty... itty-bitty baby boy. 29 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:18,787 Crap. [sighs] This is gonna get hairy, 30 00:01:18,889 --> 00:01:20,188 but we'll get through it. 31 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,123 Thanks for your help, mister... Greenberg. 32 00:01:22,225 --> 00:01:23,658 Greenberg. 33 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,261 Son, what's this mom's religion? 34 00:01:26,363 --> 00:01:28,163 - She's Jewish. - Back it up, people! 35 00:01:28,265 --> 00:01:30,131 Back it up! Let's go! 36 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:31,833 Go, go! Move, move! 37 00:01:32,037 --> 00:01:33,837 It's not worth it! Get out of here! 38 00:01:36,306 --> 00:01:39,307 [TALON robot whirring] 39 00:01:49,052 --> 00:01:51,653 Well, hello! 40 00:01:51,755 --> 00:01:53,288 Is this for me? 41 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:56,391 [whirring] 42 00:02:00,897 --> 00:02:03,632 Josh is getting married? 43 00:02:03,734 --> 00:02:04,833 [screams] 44 00:02:04,935 --> 00:02:05,900 Take cover! 45 00:02:06,003 --> 00:02:07,335 [all scream] 46 00:02:10,907 --> 00:02:14,976 Well, this is just great news. 47 00:02:15,078 --> 00:02:17,979 [downtempo electronic music] 48 00:02:19,082 --> 00:02:20,382 Ah! 49 00:02:23,787 --> 00:02:25,754 [squeaks] 50 00:02:27,524 --> 00:02:28,857 [growls] 51 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:47,786 Congratulations on the wonderful news. 52 00:02:47,811 --> 00:02:49,711 We are both so happy for you. 53 00:02:49,813 --> 00:02:51,446 Our Liz Greenberg, 54 00:02:51,548 --> 00:02:54,753 officially a partner at Hayes, Weber, and Rudnisky. 55 00:02:54,778 --> 00:02:58,083 Thank you very much. I appreciate this opportunity, 56 00:02:58,108 --> 00:03:01,309 and I will do my utmost to make this firm proud. 57 00:03:06,897 --> 00:03:08,063 Yes! 58 00:03:08,165 --> 00:03:10,425 [breathing rhythmically] 59 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:12,383 Yeah! 60 00:03:12,669 --> 00:03:14,048 [whimpering] I did it. 61 00:03:14,935 --> 00:03:17,112 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 62 00:03:17,137 --> 00:03:18,604 [roars] Yes! 63 00:03:20,343 --> 00:03:22,877 - Hey, Liz. - Good morning. 64 00:03:22,979 --> 00:03:25,380 [knocking] Mom? 65 00:03:30,887 --> 00:03:33,621 Hello? Is anyone home? 66 00:03:33,724 --> 00:03:35,123 Looking for your mom and dad? 67 00:03:35,225 --> 00:03:37,058 Uh, my stepdad. Yes. 68 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,927 I think they're out back. 69 00:03:39,029 --> 00:03:40,395 - There you are. - Oh, hey. 70 00:03:40,497 --> 00:03:41,651 Hey. [both chuckle] 71 00:03:41,676 --> 00:03:44,342 - I've got some big news. - Oh, we've already heard. 72 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:46,009 Josh is getting married. 73 00:03:46,034 --> 00:03:47,533 Oh, I know. I know, it's great. 74 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:49,548 I-I have some other big news. 75 00:03:49,573 --> 00:03:51,137 - Ah, yeah? - Where are you guys going? 76 00:03:51,162 --> 00:03:53,742 Oh, your mother and I have decided 77 00:03:53,844 --> 00:03:55,110 to drop out of society, 78 00:03:55,212 --> 00:03:58,146 and follow Josh's wedding full-time. 79 00:03:58,248 --> 00:03:59,147 Yeah. 80 00:03:59,249 --> 00:04:01,015 Full... full-time? 81 00:04:01,118 --> 00:04:03,017 [lively rock music] 82 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,686 [horn honks] 83 00:04:07,190 --> 00:04:09,023 - So check it out. - Okay. 84 00:04:09,126 --> 00:04:12,794 We're gonna hit them at the stationary store today. 85 00:04:12,896 --> 00:04:13,566 Okay. 86 00:04:13,591 --> 00:04:15,497 Definitely at the dress-fitting. 87 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:18,333 - Mm-hmm. - And if we drive all night... 88 00:04:18,435 --> 00:04:20,196 - [chuckles] - We are gonna make it 89 00:04:20,221 --> 00:04:22,303 to the cake tasting. 90 00:04:22,405 --> 00:04:24,839 Man, I could go for some cake right now. 91 00:04:24,941 --> 00:04:27,008 [both laugh] 92 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:30,011 Wait, cakes... Okay, are... are you guys high? 93 00:04:30,113 --> 00:04:32,021 Wow, cool... cool instrument. 94 00:04:32,046 --> 00:04:37,016 I just wanted... had some really cool news at work today. 95 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:39,950 - I made partner! - Whoa... bad... 96 00:04:43,093 --> 00:04:45,360 Okay, here's the deal, Liz. 97 00:04:45,462 --> 00:04:47,695 I know that you're into this whole partner trip, 98 00:04:47,798 --> 00:04:49,564 and... and that's cool, 99 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:51,366 but it's harshing our mellow. 100 00:04:51,468 --> 00:04:54,135 [moaning] 101 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:56,738 - Tom! - Everything's still groovy. 102 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,307 We're here at the stationary store, man. 103 00:04:59,409 --> 00:05:01,075 - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 104 00:05:01,178 --> 00:05:03,178 - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 105 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,532 Okay, so which one do you like better? 106 00:05:04,557 --> 00:05:06,106 - Eggshell or off-white? - Uh, which one is which? 107 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:07,348 The lighter one is eggshell. 108 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:08,483 - This one? - Yeah. 109 00:05:08,585 --> 00:05:10,585 - both: Whoo! - Invitations! 110 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,154 [cheers] 111 00:05:13,256 --> 00:05:15,190 - Eggshell! - Eggshell! 112 00:05:15,292 --> 00:05:17,992 Whoa, you got a really cool mom and dad. 113 00:05:18,094 --> 00:05:20,195 Stepdad. 114 00:05:20,297 --> 00:05:21,763 He's my stepdad. 115 00:05:21,865 --> 00:05:24,766 [gentle piano plays over intercom] 116 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,540 [solemn music] 117 00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:40,882 [dialing] 118 00:05:40,984 --> 00:05:43,218 [line trilling] 119 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,706 This is Joel. 120 00:05:45,989 --> 00:05:47,294 Hello? 121 00:05:48,525 --> 00:05:50,058 Hi... hi, Dad. 122 00:05:56,046 --> 00:05:57,378 Your assistant said you were so busy, 123 00:05:57,481 --> 00:05:58,768 so thank you for squeezing me in. 124 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:01,284 Oh, it's no problem. A client cancelled. 125 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:03,456 Lucky me. 126 00:06:04,721 --> 00:06:06,854 So, uh, are you still clerking for that judge? 127 00:06:07,031 --> 00:06:09,459 No, I left that job over five years ago. 128 00:06:09,593 --> 00:06:11,159 Oh, that's right. 129 00:06:11,261 --> 00:06:13,995 I'm actually over at Hayes, Weber, and Rudnisky now. 130 00:06:14,051 --> 00:06:15,250 Good firm. I hear they're pretty rough 131 00:06:15,352 --> 00:06:17,319 on their associates over there. 132 00:06:17,421 --> 00:06:18,754 Well, I don't have to worry about that 133 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,289 now that I'm a partner. 134 00:06:20,391 --> 00:06:22,858 Hold on. 135 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,583 You're a partner? Holy... 136 00:06:24,608 --> 00:06:25,627 [laughs] 137 00:06:25,729 --> 00:06:26,695 What are you? The youngest partner 138 00:06:26,797 --> 00:06:28,330 in the history of that firm? 139 00:06:28,432 --> 00:06:29,655 Guilty. 140 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,343 How old are you? 32? 141 00:06:31,368 --> 00:06:32,801 I just turned 31. 142 00:06:32,903 --> 00:06:35,003 You know, I was exactly your age 143 00:06:35,106 --> 00:06:36,472 when I made partner. 144 00:06:36,574 --> 00:06:38,574 I knew that actually. 145 00:06:44,048 --> 00:06:46,048 To the new partner. 146 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:57,993 What was that? 147 00:06:58,095 --> 00:07:00,996 - Nothing. - No, you made a face. 148 00:07:01,098 --> 00:07:02,865 - Is the wine bad? - No, no, it's fine. 149 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:04,166 Don't lie. 150 00:07:04,268 --> 00:07:07,169 - Okay, it's not great. - Further. 151 00:07:07,271 --> 00:07:08,804 What do you mean? It's not good? 152 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:11,006 Say what's on your mind. You know it. 153 00:07:11,108 --> 00:07:12,508 Say the words. 154 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:14,510 It sucks. 155 00:07:14,612 --> 00:07:16,345 This wine sucks. 156 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:18,080 How did you do that? 157 00:07:18,182 --> 00:07:21,216 How did you know this wine sucked? 158 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:24,419 I don't know, I-I tasted it, and it came to me? 159 00:07:24,522 --> 00:07:26,054 Come with me. 160 00:07:26,157 --> 00:07:28,557 [discordant synth music] 161 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:30,058 I was born with a gift, 162 00:07:30,161 --> 00:07:31,527 a gift I thought would die with me, 163 00:07:31,629 --> 00:07:33,362 but it lives on. 164 00:07:33,464 --> 00:07:35,063 You inherited it. 165 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,666 A gift? What gift? 166 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,027 You have the incredible ability 167 00:07:39,052 --> 00:07:41,503 to tell what's good and what sucks. 168 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,604 I don't know what you're talking about. 169 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:44,873 I'm just normal. I'm a... 170 00:07:44,975 --> 00:07:46,608 I'm a normal, simple woman. 171 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:49,244 Patti's normal, Josh is normal, 172 00:07:49,346 --> 00:07:51,613 Tom... 173 00:07:51,715 --> 00:07:53,916 I don't know what Tom is. 174 00:07:54,018 --> 00:07:57,586 But you... you have a special sight. 175 00:07:57,688 --> 00:08:01,056 Here, what do you think of this public art? 176 00:08:01,158 --> 00:08:04,193 I don't know, it's just art. 177 00:08:04,295 --> 00:08:06,061 Focus, Liz, focus. 178 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:21,276 It sucks. 179 00:08:24,248 --> 00:08:25,612 Concentrate. 180 00:08:25,637 --> 00:08:28,371 Is it good? Or does it suck? 181 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:37,793 Good. This is a good tie. 182 00:08:37,895 --> 00:08:39,995 This is a good tie. 183 00:08:40,097 --> 00:08:41,848 Learn to harness the power. 184 00:08:48,087 --> 00:08:49,553 Sucks. 185 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:53,152 And most importantly, do not be afraid to unleash it. 186 00:08:56,247 --> 00:08:58,981 That sucks. 187 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,983 This sucks. 188 00:09:01,085 --> 00:09:03,485 Sucks. Sucks! 189 00:09:03,587 --> 00:09:06,288 This whole neighborhood sucks! 190 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,293 Yes, it does. 191 00:09:11,395 --> 00:09:13,662 It sucks. 192 00:09:13,764 --> 00:09:15,931 You are very special, Liz. 193 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,766 If only Mom and Tom felt that way. 194 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:22,093 Well, Mom and Tom are like blind worms, 195 00:09:22,273 --> 00:09:23,772 snaking their way through the muck, 196 00:09:23,874 --> 00:09:25,941 bellies dragging in the filth. 197 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,876 Yeah. It's really annoying 198 00:09:27,978 --> 00:09:29,511 how focused they are on Josh's wedding. 199 00:09:29,613 --> 00:09:31,179 That's just like Patti, focusing on 200 00:09:31,282 --> 00:09:34,549 insignificant things, like marriage and weddings. 201 00:09:34,652 --> 00:09:37,152 I am so glad I got out of there. 202 00:09:37,254 --> 00:09:40,122 - Do you ever regret leaving? - The only thing I regret 203 00:09:40,224 --> 00:09:41,857 is what I had to leave behind. 204 00:09:41,959 --> 00:09:44,126 You mean me? 205 00:09:44,228 --> 00:09:46,795 Sure. Sure. 206 00:09:46,897 --> 00:09:48,088 But I also left behind 207 00:09:48,113 --> 00:09:49,975 a rare Jean Burdette print at the house. 208 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,447 - Oh. - And God knows 209 00:09:51,472 --> 00:09:52,664 its worth is lost on Patti. 210 00:09:52,689 --> 00:09:55,281 Her idea of art is those tacky blankets she knits. 211 00:09:55,306 --> 00:09:58,453 - The ones with the dolphins? - Mm, yes. 212 00:09:58,478 --> 00:09:59,242 Ugh. 213 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,842 both: They suck. 214 00:10:00,944 --> 00:10:03,545 - [laughs] - Mom sends me one every year. 215 00:10:03,647 --> 00:10:05,380 A dolphin blanket every year? 216 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:06,748 Christ, what do you do with all of them? 217 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,383 I shove 'em in the back of the closet. 218 00:10:08,485 --> 00:10:10,018 - [phone trills] - I'd burn them. 219 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,321 Shit. Listen, I gotta run. 220 00:10:12,423 --> 00:10:14,890 - It's a work thing. - Oh, no. 221 00:10:14,992 --> 00:10:17,426 You know, I could get your print back for you. 222 00:10:17,528 --> 00:10:20,028 - Really? - Yeah, I could go now. 223 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:22,030 And, uh, we could meet up in a couple of hours. 224 00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:25,200 Maybe we could get a late dinner maybe at your club? 225 00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:26,501 Yeah. 226 00:10:26,603 --> 00:10:27,936 - Yeah, I would love that. - Great. 227 00:10:28,038 --> 00:10:29,037 Mm. 228 00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:34,109 [chuckles] 229 00:10:34,211 --> 00:10:37,546 The super juicer comes with three removable attachments, 230 00:10:37,648 --> 00:10:40,082 all of which are completely dishwasher safe. 231 00:10:40,184 --> 00:10:42,017 Oh, hey, Liz. 232 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,489 I'd get up and give you a hug, 233 00:10:43,514 --> 00:10:46,332 but I'm as snug as a dolphin in a blanket. 234 00:10:46,357 --> 00:10:47,989 As they say. [chuckles] 235 00:10:50,561 --> 00:10:52,627 Oh, Liz, we need help 236 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:55,297 with the napkin folds for Josh's wedding. 237 00:10:55,399 --> 00:10:56,932 Now which do you prefer? 238 00:10:57,034 --> 00:11:00,535 The French fold, or the... 239 00:11:00,637 --> 00:11:02,204 Bishop's hat? 240 00:11:02,306 --> 00:11:04,473 They both suck. 241 00:11:04,575 --> 00:11:05,741 Liz! 242 00:11:08,912 --> 00:11:10,312 What are you doing? 243 00:11:10,414 --> 00:11:13,615 Oh, I'm, uh, getting Dad's print. 244 00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:15,005 You saw Joel? 245 00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:17,697 Yeah, I did, and we had a lot of fun, Mom, 246 00:11:17,988 --> 00:11:20,756 'cause he appreciates things like cool art, 247 00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:24,493 and having a daughter who made partner at a major law firm. 248 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:29,341 Elizabeth, we're very proud that you get to be manager. 249 00:11:29,366 --> 00:11:30,932 I'm not manager! 250 00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:33,301 I made partner. 251 00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:35,524 I don't work at Foot Locker. 252 00:11:35,635 --> 00:11:37,483 Hey, here's an idea. 253 00:11:37,508 --> 00:11:39,908 Um, why don't we all go out and celebrate? 254 00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:42,444 We'll go to Pasta Buongiorno. 255 00:11:42,546 --> 00:11:44,446 Liz, they take your picture, 256 00:11:44,548 --> 00:11:48,350 and you get to be the meatballs! 257 00:11:48,452 --> 00:11:49,851 I've got better plans. 258 00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:51,853 Better than Pasta Buongiorno? 259 00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,622 [door opens, closes] 260 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:56,057 But you get to be the meatballs. 261 00:12:01,098 --> 00:12:03,498 Excuse me, miss, are you a member? 262 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,217 My dad is. We're having dinner. 263 00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:07,109 He needs to be present to escort you in. 264 00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,608 Okay, sure. 265 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:17,279 [sighs] 266 00:12:17,381 --> 00:12:19,881 [line trilling] 267 00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:21,983 - Joel Greenberg's office. - Yeah, this is Liz. 268 00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:24,820 Is my dad on his way? We have dinner plans. 269 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:27,956 Right. Joel is gonna have to cancel. 270 00:12:28,058 --> 00:12:30,659 - Oh. - Something came up. 271 00:12:30,761 --> 00:12:33,795 Uh, maybe we can just reschedule for next week then. 272 00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:36,131 - Yeah, next week's no good. - Of course. 273 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,199 But he did leave a message for you. 274 00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:39,134 One sec. 275 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,636 He said if you brought his Jean Burdette print, 276 00:12:41,738 --> 00:12:44,239 to leave it at the club reception. 277 00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:46,241 I'll tell him you called? 278 00:12:46,343 --> 00:12:48,410 [laughs] 279 00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,412 Uh... 280 00:12:50,514 --> 00:12:52,514 Yeah, don't... don't bother. 281 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:05,193 [poignant music] 282 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:18,334 [stirring music] 283 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:28,838 Hi, Mom. Hey, Tom. 284 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:32,842 I brought you a new print to replace the one that I took. 285 00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:35,779 It's okay, Liz, you can keep it. 286 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:39,182 It's like you said. We don't understand art. 287 00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:42,248 Yeah, we're not fancy like your dad, so... 288 00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:47,424 Uh, look, I just... I just want to, um... 289 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:51,828 I just want to apologize. I was... I was so rude to you. 290 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:55,098 You did kinda hurt our feelings. 291 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,333 I know. 292 00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:59,703 Hey, what do you say we go out to dinner, huh? 293 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:00,528 My treat. 294 00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:02,587 - Oh, you don't have to do that. - Oh, no, you don't have to do that, please. 295 00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:04,374 - Please? - No. 296 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:07,911 I mean, we could go to Pasta Buongiorno. 297 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,542 I've never been. 298 00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:12,049 both: What? 299 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:14,692 Pasta Buongiorno? Are you kidding? 300 00:14:14,717 --> 00:14:15,529 No, never been. 301 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,287 Can I have a word with your stomach? 302 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,657 You're in for a treat! 303 00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,567 - Pasta Buongiorno! - You're in for a treat! 304 00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:22,639 Pasta Buongiorno! 305 00:14:23,391 --> 00:14:27,363 This place is the tops. They make everything fun. 306 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,500 Buongiorno, and welcome to Pasta Buongiorno. 307 00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:32,869 The only thing hotter than our deals 308 00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:34,304 is our pasta. 309 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,909 Can I get you all anything to start? 310 00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:39,869 Well, we're thinking a buttered bread bonanza. 311 00:14:39,894 --> 00:14:41,599 Ooh, what is that? 312 00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:43,924 - Tell her all about it. - We take some bread, 313 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,882 butter it, and keep serving it in baskets 314 00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:48,184 - until you tell us to stop. - We'll take one. 315 00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:51,488 And are you still doing the unlimited sauce tub? 316 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,891 - Yeah. - What is that? 317 00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:54,217 Tell her all about it. 318 00:14:54,242 --> 00:14:55,836 We serve a mixture of our marinara, 319 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,494 pesto, and alfredo sauces 320 00:14:57,519 --> 00:15:00,407 in one of our collectible Pastas Buongiorno tubs. 321 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:04,033 You can take the tub home with you for five bucks extra. 322 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,503 - I think we gotta get two. - Well, all right. 323 00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:07,514 - [laughs excitedly] - All right, we're definitely 324 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,783 gonna be having some wine, 'cause it's not every day 325 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,609 we get Liz down to Pasta Buongiorno. 326 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,744 - So maybe... - Oh, Liz probably knows 327 00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:17,180 a lot more about wines than we do. 328 00:15:17,282 --> 00:15:20,184 - Sweetie, do you wanna pick? - You're the regulars. 329 00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:21,720 I just want what you guys would get. 330 00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:23,553 Okay, well, we'll have this one. 331 00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,922 - It's our favorite. - Now how do you say it again? 332 00:15:26,024 --> 00:15:27,482 Yak piss. 333 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,546 Oh, wait, is it ya... uh, yak... yakpiz?? 334 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,431 - What it... what... what is it? - Tell her all about it! 335 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,966 Gus! Table 14. 336 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:40,069 [yak grunts and chuffs] 337 00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:43,638 So the yak drinks water. 338 00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:46,039 That water is then transported into his stomach, 339 00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:48,197 where his body processes it into waste. 340 00:15:48,222 --> 00:15:50,868 The liquid waste then comes out of the yak's penis hole 341 00:15:50,893 --> 00:15:52,081 in the form of urine, 342 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,050 and we ladle it out into your glass. 343 00:15:54,075 --> 00:15:56,129 Just like in Italy. 344 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,289 Just... 345 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,290 Mmm. 346 00:16:00,315 --> 00:16:01,314 May I? 347 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,564 [yak grunts and chuffs] 348 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,566 Did I pick the wrong kind? 349 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,569 [Italian music playing] 350 00:16:14,231 --> 00:16:15,458 It's fine. 351 00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:18,550 We're gonna get a whole bucket of that yak piss. 352 00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:20,297 To Josh's wedding. 353 00:16:20,322 --> 00:16:23,089 No, to Liz, 354 00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:26,149 for making partner. 355 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,166 Did I say that right? 356 00:16:28,243 --> 00:16:29,639 You got it, Mom. 357 00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:32,989 Cheers. 358 00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:34,824 Warm tonight. 359 00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,926 - It is, it's lovely. - So warm. 360 00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:38,962 A grainy kinda... 361 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,061 - Yes, a little... - You feeling that grain? That grit? 362 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:43,024 - Yes, there is a grit to it. - Yeah. 363 00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:45,009 - Mmm. - [yak grunts and chuffs] 364 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,470 [poignant music] 365 00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:48,705 See ya. 366 00:16:51,951 --> 00:16:55,979 Hope you enjoyed your Pasta Buongiorno experience. 367 00:16:56,335 --> 00:16:59,182 You seem to really get along with your mom and dad. 368 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,184 Well, he's my step, uh... 369 00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,826 Yeah, they're really great. 370 00:17:09,226 --> 00:17:11,281 Ooh. 371 00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:13,573 Yeah, I think those doilies are great, Mom. 372 00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:15,724 Aw, you really think so, Liz? 373 00:17:15,749 --> 00:17:17,911 Yeah, Josh and Lucy will love 'em. 374 00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:19,379 - [door knocks] - Oh, I-I gotta run. 375 00:17:19,481 --> 00:17:20,826 I'll talk to you later, okay? 376 00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:23,272 Love you very much. Bye. 377 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:25,385 Good afternoon, Liz. 378 00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:28,255 As you know, you've ingested a large quantity of yak urine. 379 00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:31,258 - Am I gonna be all right? - I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. 380 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,760 That yak you drank from was clearly mistreated. 381 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:34,886 - [groans] - And he opened you up 382 00:17:34,911 --> 00:17:36,897 to a whole host of problems. 383 00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:39,276 Are you familiar with a tapeworm? 384 00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:41,148 Mm-hmm. Yeah, my dog... yep. 385 00:17:41,173 --> 00:17:44,024 Yeah, well, then from that, you can probably extrapolate 386 00:17:44,049 --> 00:17:46,373 what it means to have a tape-snake. 387 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,375 - Wow. - You have a tape-snake. 388 00:17:48,477 --> 00:17:50,110 - He's there. - I don't feel it. 389 00:17:50,212 --> 00:17:51,611 Well, when you're asleep, he's awake. 390 00:17:51,713 --> 00:17:54,427 - Where? - All around you inside. 391 00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:55,594 [sighs] 392 00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:57,268 You're gonna be here an awful long time, 393 00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:00,057 so I would say, why don't you make yourself at home? 394 00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:02,823 [Rogue Wave's "Falling"] 395 00:18:08,627 --> 00:18:13,627 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com - 396 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:18,227 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27457

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