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Nice! 9 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:39,868 Yeah! 10 00:00:43,673 --> 00:00:45,907 - Hi, there, Rosa. - Hey, there, Josh. 11 00:00:45,975 --> 00:00:48,510 Uh, I was wondering if you might like 12 00:00:48,578 --> 00:00:49,745 to have lunch with me today. 13 00:00:49,812 --> 00:00:51,313 Oh, I'd love to... 14 00:00:51,381 --> 00:00:52,848 but I'm going to have to take a rain check 15 00:00:52,915 --> 00:00:55,283 because I'm having lunch with my boyfriend. 16 00:00:55,351 --> 00:00:57,352 How was your day? 17 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:59,421 It sucked. 18 00:00:59,489 --> 00:01:02,524 [alternative rock] 19 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:10,298 20 00:01:22,572 --> 00:01:25,533 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 21 00:01:25,982 --> 00:01:27,482 Mmm. 22 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,951 Oh! What is that horrible smell? 23 00:01:30,019 --> 00:01:33,622 It could be... I just microwaved some curry I cooked. 24 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:35,457 Please don't ever bring your curry here again. 25 00:01:35,525 --> 00:01:36,591 Sorry, Mr. Powell. 26 00:01:39,429 --> 00:01:41,463 Look, I know he's technically our boss, 27 00:01:41,531 --> 00:01:45,000 but I think you should just... curry on, my friend. 28 00:01:45,068 --> 00:01:46,268 Hey, ah? Thank you very much. 29 00:01:46,335 --> 00:01:47,502 Those are words to live by. 30 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:48,804 [laughs] 31 00:01:48,871 --> 00:01:50,539 Yeah, I think I might have to curry on. 32 00:01:50,606 --> 00:01:52,707 Oh, yeah. Ooh! Eggplant. 33 00:01:52,775 --> 00:01:53,942 - Mm-hmm. - Nicely done, sir. 34 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:55,510 Thank you very much. Thank you. 35 00:01:55,578 --> 00:01:57,112 I used to always put eggplant in my curry. 36 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,380 Cool. Wait, used to? 37 00:01:58,448 --> 00:02:00,048 - Mm-hmm. - Why? What happened? 38 00:02:00,116 --> 00:02:02,717 No, I just, uh... My boyfriend doesn't like curry, 39 00:02:02,785 --> 00:02:06,688 so I don't really make it anymore. 40 00:02:06,756 --> 00:02:07,956 It's killing me, man. 41 00:02:08,024 --> 00:02:09,891 I am so into this girl, 42 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:11,860 and we're... we're... We're perfect for each other, 43 00:02:11,928 --> 00:02:15,564 but as long as her stupid boring boyfriend is in the picture, 44 00:02:15,631 --> 00:02:17,332 there... there's nothing I can do about it. 45 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,367 Dude, there's always something you can do. 46 00:02:19,435 --> 00:02:21,069 Like what? I'm not gonna try and steal her. 47 00:02:21,137 --> 00:02:22,637 That's not what I'm saying. 48 00:02:22,705 --> 00:02:24,840 All I'm saying is raise your profile a little bit. 49 00:02:24,907 --> 00:02:27,342 Show her that, should she ever want to make a change, 50 00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:30,712 you are a strong, viable candidate for a new boyfriend. 51 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:31,980 Huh. 52 00:02:32,048 --> 00:02:34,616 So I wouldn't be actively... 53 00:02:34,684 --> 00:02:36,718 - Yep! - I... I'd just be sort of... 54 00:02:36,786 --> 00:02:39,488 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 55 00:02:39,555 --> 00:02:40,922 Michael, that's very interesting. 56 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:42,624 Hey, there Rosa; I thought these 57 00:02:42,692 --> 00:02:44,726 might come in handy, fresh from the supply room. 58 00:02:44,794 --> 00:02:46,161 Oh, thanks, Josh. That's so sweet. 59 00:02:46,229 --> 00:02:47,562 Hey, no problem. 60 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,164 - Oh, Josh. - Can we get a comment? 61 00:02:49,232 --> 00:02:51,299 Do you have a comment for News Wire? Listen. 62 00:02:51,367 --> 00:02:53,735 We've noticed you've done a lot of nice things for Rosa lately. 63 00:02:53,803 --> 00:02:55,070 Is there any truth to the rumors 64 00:02:55,138 --> 00:02:56,505 that you're running for boyfriend? 65 00:02:56,572 --> 00:02:57,839 I don't know where you heard that. 66 00:02:57,907 --> 00:02:59,407 I am more than proud 67 00:02:59,475 --> 00:03:01,109 of my current position as Rosa's friend. 68 00:03:01,177 --> 00:03:03,445 Rosa already has a boyfriend, which we all know. 69 00:03:03,513 --> 00:03:05,413 Uh, do I agree with all of his policies? 70 00:03:05,481 --> 00:03:06,681 Of course not. 71 00:03:06,749 --> 00:03:08,450 His no-curry policy, 72 00:03:08,518 --> 00:03:09,851 for instance, is not one I support. 73 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:12,487 So, as Rosa's boyfriend, you'd eat curry? 74 00:03:12,555 --> 00:03:14,356 I would, indeed, but I'm not here to comment 75 00:03:14,423 --> 00:03:16,191 on what might happen in the future. 76 00:03:16,259 --> 00:03:18,927 My focus right now is on being Rosa's friend, period. 77 00:03:18,995 --> 00:03:21,530 Speaking of which, I should probably get back to work. 78 00:03:21,597 --> 00:03:24,032 I have some funny YouTube clips to send her over Gchat. 79 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,300 Wait! One more question, Josh! 80 00:03:25,368 --> 00:03:26,568 [all speaking at once] 81 00:03:26,636 --> 00:03:28,436 I'm sorry, folks. 82 00:03:28,504 --> 00:03:31,907 That's all the time Josh has. He is a very busy friend. 83 00:03:31,974 --> 00:03:33,441 [laughter] 84 00:03:33,509 --> 00:03:34,743 Ahh! 85 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:36,378 All right, guys. This is great. 86 00:03:36,445 --> 00:03:38,446 We have to do this again soon. 87 00:03:38,514 --> 00:03:40,048 - Josh! Josh! - One at a time, one at a time! 88 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:41,816 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One at a time! 89 00:03:41,884 --> 00:03:43,585 - Guys! - One... one at a time. 90 00:03:43,653 --> 00:03:45,587 One at a time. Uh, Janet. 91 00:03:45,655 --> 00:03:47,856 Josh, are you trying to win favor with Rosa's friends 92 00:03:47,924 --> 00:03:49,991 so they'll support you in a run for boyfriend? 93 00:03:50,059 --> 00:03:52,060 No, I... I... That's ridiculous. 94 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:53,995 As Rosa's friend, I merely like to have 95 00:03:54,063 --> 00:03:57,599 the occasional sit-down with other friends of Rosa's, 96 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,868 uh, so that I can stay abreast of the issues 97 00:03:59,936 --> 00:04:01,136 that are important to them. 98 00:04:01,204 --> 00:04:02,771 For instance, I just found out about 99 00:04:02,838 --> 00:04:06,074 some great spots to get salad and about a play that has, 100 00:04:06,142 --> 00:04:07,642 like, a deaf guy in it or something. 101 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:09,477 Did the topic of her boyfriend come up? 102 00:04:09,545 --> 00:04:11,079 Oh, Steve. You're killing me. 103 00:04:11,147 --> 00:04:12,347 I won't lie. 104 00:04:12,415 --> 00:04:14,382 They... they expressed some concern 105 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:16,651 that he doesn't hang out with them as much as they would like. 106 00:04:16,719 --> 00:04:18,086 Uh, which is a shame. 107 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:19,354 These are great people 108 00:04:19,422 --> 00:04:21,156 with beautiful stories and unique voices 109 00:04:21,224 --> 00:04:23,024 that deserved to be heard. 110 00:04:23,092 --> 00:04:25,026 All right, that's it, folks. Thanks for your time. 111 00:04:25,094 --> 00:04:26,695 - Just one more... - Dude, check the numbers. 112 00:04:26,762 --> 00:04:28,997 Your approval rating with Rosa is way up! 113 00:04:29,065 --> 00:04:31,600 Now is the time to pull out the stops and go at this hard. 114 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:32,867 What does that mean? 115 00:04:32,935 --> 00:04:34,769 Got to go negative. 116 00:04:34,837 --> 00:04:36,738 [sighs] 117 00:04:39,976 --> 00:04:42,344 Hey, uh... you all good? 118 00:04:42,411 --> 00:04:44,112 Um... 119 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:46,147 Yeah. I just... 120 00:04:46,215 --> 00:04:48,116 I wanted to try this new Mongolian restaurant... 121 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:49,751 - Ooh! - With my boyfriend. 122 00:04:49,819 --> 00:04:51,886 And I don't want to be obnoxious and complain about it, 123 00:04:51,954 --> 00:04:53,722 'cause you know he has all of those food things, 124 00:04:53,789 --> 00:04:56,191 but we never get to go anywhere new, and it's just... 125 00:04:56,259 --> 00:04:59,294 It's starting to get really... annoying, and... 126 00:04:59,362 --> 00:05:01,529 Ugh, God! So sorry. 127 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:03,665 You're so not into this. It's so fine. 128 00:05:03,733 --> 00:05:04,866 - No, I... - It's not a big deal. 129 00:05:04,934 --> 00:05:06,901 You don't have to listen to this. 130 00:05:06,969 --> 00:05:09,104 No, it is; it's about... I would assume that's got to be... 131 00:05:09,171 --> 00:05:10,872 Eventually got to get pretty frustrating. 132 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:12,974 You know, there's just so much he doesn't eat. 133 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:15,110 Well, I just... I know you love trying every different 134 00:05:15,177 --> 00:05:16,544 kind of food, just like I love trying 135 00:05:16,612 --> 00:05:17,946 every different kind of food. 136 00:05:18,014 --> 00:05:19,681 So I can only imagine what that would be like. 137 00:05:19,749 --> 00:05:21,349 It's kind of like, how many nights in a row 138 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:23,918 can you have white rice and steamed vegetables? Ugh! 139 00:05:23,986 --> 00:05:25,620 Uh, no nights, no nights in a row, 140 00:05:25,688 --> 00:05:26,821 - if you ask me. - Yeah! 141 00:05:26,889 --> 00:05:28,223 Yeah, no nights. 142 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:29,591 No nights. 143 00:05:31,327 --> 00:05:35,330 [upbeat music] 144 00:05:35,398 --> 00:05:37,465 The Dinnergate scandal rages on 145 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:41,202 with some critics now calling for Rosa's boyfriend to resign. 146 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:43,905 Presumed boyfriend hopeful Josh Greenberg spoke out 147 00:05:43,973 --> 00:05:45,373 about the controversy this morning 148 00:05:45,441 --> 00:05:47,842 while on a fact-finding trip in Iowa. 149 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:49,878 [applause] In the America that I know, 150 00:05:49,945 --> 00:05:51,880 boyfriends take their girlfriends 151 00:05:51,947 --> 00:05:54,015 to Mongolian restaurants, all right? 152 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:55,950 They... they... Thank you. 153 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:58,253 Greenberg also sat down with local farmers 154 00:05:58,321 --> 00:06:00,121 to hear their thoughts on the issue. 155 00:06:00,189 --> 00:06:04,659 If you were her boyfriend, Rosa'd be a whole lot happier. 156 00:06:04,727 --> 00:06:06,528 I... thank you. I appreciate that. 157 00:06:06,595 --> 00:06:09,130 And there wouldn't be no mosque at Ground Zero. 158 00:06:09,198 --> 00:06:11,166 Hey, Josh, do you have a comment about the mosque? 159 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:13,968 Oh, shit. Um... yeah, I... Well, I think... I think... 160 00:06:14,036 --> 00:06:16,838 [upbeat music] 161 00:06:16,906 --> 00:06:19,374 And a breaking story now. This just coming in from Iowa. 162 00:06:19,442 --> 00:06:21,109 Josh Greenberg has just received 163 00:06:21,177 --> 00:06:23,511 a phone call from Rosa. 164 00:06:23,579 --> 00:06:25,146 I love game nights! 165 00:06:25,214 --> 00:06:26,848 That's a big yes, yeah. 166 00:06:26,916 --> 00:06:28,383 I will definitely be there. 167 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:30,452 Josh Greenberg never bails on a date. 168 00:06:30,519 --> 00:06:31,820 - Josh, Josh! - Did you say date? 169 00:06:31,887 --> 00:06:33,455 What does this mean? 170 00:06:33,522 --> 00:06:34,923 Josh, can you now officially declare 171 00:06:34,990 --> 00:06:36,624 you're running for boyfriend? 172 00:06:36,692 --> 00:06:38,660 Hey, folks, all I can officially declare 173 00:06:38,728 --> 00:06:41,029 is that I have a game night to attend. 174 00:06:41,097 --> 00:06:43,832 You heard the man. Back on the Fresh Talk Express! 175 00:06:43,899 --> 00:06:46,634 [all speaking at once] 176 00:06:46,702 --> 00:06:50,338 [cheers and applause] 177 00:06:50,406 --> 00:06:52,006 It's morning in America! 178 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:57,901 [sighs] 179 00:06:58,852 --> 00:06:59,952 Hey, Rosa. 180 00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:02,422 Hey, Rosa. 181 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:06,192 So... you guys, uh, game for some games? 182 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,862 - [laughs] - No, I... 183 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:09,964 all: Oh! 184 00:07:10,136 --> 00:07:11,870 All right. Where do we put our bazaar? 185 00:07:11,938 --> 00:07:14,606 I suspect we should put our bazaar relatively close 186 00:07:14,674 --> 00:07:16,875 to, say, the caravan, 'cause that way we can trade 187 00:07:16,943 --> 00:07:19,344 goats for resources because you and I are very goat-rich. 188 00:07:19,412 --> 00:07:20,879 So I'm glad I'm on your team. 189 00:07:20,947 --> 00:07:22,414 - And I think you are. - All the strategy! 190 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:23,849 That's exactly right. 191 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:26,385 Rosa, guess who decided to show up. 192 00:07:26,452 --> 00:07:29,421 Oh, my God! Yes, he came! 193 00:07:31,157 --> 00:07:32,724 Holy shit! 194 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:36,528 [exotic music] 195 00:07:36,596 --> 00:07:37,963 Hey, hey! 196 00:07:38,031 --> 00:07:39,998 All: Hey! 197 00:07:40,066 --> 00:07:43,168 Is she... that's, uh... Is that Jesus Christ? 198 00:07:43,236 --> 00:07:45,270 They met at Dave and Buster's. He's really cool. 199 00:07:45,338 --> 00:07:47,806 - What's going on? - It's been too long. 200 00:07:47,874 --> 00:07:50,175 I'm sorry it's been a while. It's been crazy at work! 201 00:07:50,243 --> 00:07:51,810 With the lepers? 202 00:07:51,878 --> 00:07:53,979 The lepers, you know, other stuff, you know. 203 00:07:54,047 --> 00:07:55,414 - They're really... - He cures lepers. 204 00:07:55,481 --> 00:07:56,748 - Oh, good. Good. - Oh, hi! 205 00:07:56,816 --> 00:07:58,650 - Whoa! You must be Josh! - Yeah. 206 00:07:58,718 --> 00:08:00,919 Yeah, yeah, that's me, hi. It's so good to meet you, man. 207 00:08:00,987 --> 00:08:02,354 - I'm Jesus. - Yeah, I know. 208 00:08:02,422 --> 00:08:04,690 I'm... yeah, very familiar with you. 209 00:08:04,757 --> 00:08:06,158 Well, I'm very familiar with you. 210 00:08:06,225 --> 00:08:07,893 - What? - You are famous in this house. 211 00:08:07,961 --> 00:08:09,227 You're office manager, correct? 212 00:08:09,295 --> 00:08:10,762 I mean, you're Jesus Christ. 213 00:08:10,830 --> 00:08:12,130 - Oh, come on. - So you're... you're... 214 00:08:12,198 --> 00:08:14,833 You're the son of God... and God. 215 00:08:14,901 --> 00:08:16,101 It's so... It's so complicated. 216 00:08:16,169 --> 00:08:17,369 - Yeah. - It took me a while to... 217 00:08:17,437 --> 00:08:18,870 I don't even understand it. 218 00:08:18,938 --> 00:08:20,739 - Yeah, right. - When it was explained to me, 219 00:08:20,807 --> 00:08:23,342 I thought, "Okay, so I'm the son of God and I'm... and... " 220 00:08:23,409 --> 00:08:25,677 at this point I'm just like, show me where to go... 221 00:08:25,745 --> 00:08:27,713 and I'll do my job, and out I go. 222 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,281 Believe me, I'm going to... game night? 223 00:08:29,349 --> 00:08:31,183 What are we doing here? I was thinking on the way, 224 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,584 - what about "Celebrity"? - Well, we... 225 00:08:32,652 --> 00:08:34,252 [all speaking at once] 226 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,921 - You are great! - That's perfect. 227 00:08:35,989 --> 00:08:37,356 We had... no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 228 00:08:37,423 --> 00:08:38,690 Come on! You did pretty well. 229 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:40,525 - And you did pretty well. - No, I didn't. 230 00:08:40,593 --> 00:08:42,828 So why don't we do that. Write down names of celebrities. 231 00:08:42,895 --> 00:08:44,630 Hey, Josh. Are you coming? 232 00:08:44,697 --> 00:08:47,366 Uh... I don't... I don't know what "Celebrity" is. 233 00:08:47,433 --> 00:08:49,067 - You can be with us. - I don't have to. 234 00:08:49,135 --> 00:08:50,969 Uh, you know what? I'll just... I'll just, uh... 235 00:08:51,037 --> 00:08:52,938 Jesus, Rosa and Josh, we're gonna be the dream team, 236 00:08:53,006 --> 00:08:54,272 and we're gonna kill these guys. 237 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:55,707 - JJR. - Yeah, because you're... 238 00:08:55,775 --> 00:08:58,377 - JJR, come on! - Yeah, good, yeah, thanks. 239 00:08:58,444 --> 00:09:00,912 All right, guys. Nothing too obscure, okay? 240 00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:05,183 - Uh... Elvis. - Elvis Presley. 241 00:09:05,251 --> 00:09:06,852 - Yeah! - Doing great, Josh. 242 00:09:06,919 --> 00:09:09,521 Thanks. Uh... 243 00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:11,089 Oh. 244 00:09:11,157 --> 00:09:12,357 - Oh, Jesus! - You... 245 00:09:12,425 --> 00:09:13,859 - Oh! - Who did that? 246 00:09:13,926 --> 00:09:15,060 - Nate? - Maybe. 247 00:09:15,128 --> 00:09:16,795 That's embarrassing for me. 248 00:09:16,863 --> 00:09:18,330 - I had to. - It puts me on the spot. 249 00:09:18,398 --> 00:09:19,965 I'm not really mad, but just... no more. 250 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:21,199 No more from now on. 251 00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:27,739 You're, uh, uh, on a wave? 252 00:09:27,807 --> 00:09:29,174 Are you... California! Surfer! 253 00:09:29,242 --> 00:09:31,143 A famous surfer! Do I know any famous surfers? 254 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:33,111 - I think we should pass. - No, no, no, no, no. 255 00:09:33,179 --> 00:09:34,780 I think we should pass. Just pick another. 256 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:36,148 All right, is it a... A lady surfer! 257 00:09:36,215 --> 00:09:37,683 What? Oh, who are the female surfers? 258 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,418 Uh, uh, Michelle Rodriguez. "Blue Crush!" 259 00:09:39,485 --> 00:09:40,786 Michelle... Mm... "Blue Crush!" 260 00:09:40,853 --> 00:09:42,020 - Time! - We are... 261 00:09:42,088 --> 00:09:44,089 It was... It was Keanu Reeves. 262 00:09:44,157 --> 00:09:45,357 Keanu Reeves, Keanu Reeves! 263 00:09:45,425 --> 00:09:46,758 Oh! You should have done "Matrix!" 264 00:09:46,826 --> 00:09:48,427 - The whoa! - No, he was, you know, 265 00:09:48,494 --> 00:09:50,362 he was doing the surfing, "Point Break," right? 266 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:51,930 - Oh! - You do "The Matrix." 267 00:09:51,998 --> 00:09:53,699 That's... that's on me. That's on me. 268 00:09:53,766 --> 00:09:55,934 So speaking of Keanu Reeves, has anyone seen "John Wick?" 269 00:09:56,002 --> 00:09:57,636 - Did you ever seen "John Wick?" - Oh, no! 270 00:09:57,704 --> 00:09:59,438 - No, not yet. - Favorite movie of last year. 271 00:09:59,505 --> 00:10:01,039 - Oh, cool. - The director did stunt work 272 00:10:01,107 --> 00:10:02,474 - for 20 years. - Oh, cool. 273 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:04,543 So the action is still- Josh, you would... 274 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:05,977 As a matter of fact... 275 00:10:06,045 --> 00:10:08,413 What? What? 276 00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:10,148 - Whoa! - I Torrented it, and... 277 00:10:10,216 --> 00:10:12,250 Which is fine because I do get the word out on this one. 278 00:10:12,318 --> 00:10:13,618 - Please check it out and... - Wow! 279 00:10:13,686 --> 00:10:15,554 You don't have to give this to me. 280 00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:17,789 Watch it and then call me, and we're gonna talk about it. 281 00:10:17,857 --> 00:10:19,124 - Thank you. - I'm serious. 282 00:10:19,192 --> 00:10:20,959 I'm not doing, like, a fake, like, "Call me." 283 00:10:21,027 --> 00:10:23,261 - I mean, saying, "Call me." - Oh, yeah. 284 00:10:23,329 --> 00:10:25,097 'Cause I think you, Josh, are going to like it 285 00:10:25,164 --> 00:10:26,565 because I think we have similar taste. 286 00:10:26,632 --> 00:10:28,266 Oh, cool. 287 00:10:28,334 --> 00:10:31,169 [laughter] 288 00:10:40,446 --> 00:10:41,580 Time. 289 00:10:41,647 --> 00:10:43,582 Both: Time, time! 290 00:10:43,649 --> 00:10:45,984 - You lose. - It's... it's long enough. 291 00:10:46,052 --> 00:10:48,153 So, uh, if you guys win this round, 292 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:49,888 we're going to play one more game and then... 293 00:10:49,956 --> 00:10:52,357 Anybody hungry, by chance? 294 00:10:52,425 --> 00:10:53,658 Oh, uh, I forgot. 295 00:10:53,726 --> 00:10:56,361 Josh made something. Chef. 296 00:10:56,429 --> 00:10:58,096 What... what is it? 297 00:10:58,164 --> 00:11:01,800 It is Josh's famous Mongolian curry, in fact. 298 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,268 Yeah, I know it's a bit exotic. 299 00:11:03,336 --> 00:11:05,704 It may not be to everyone's taste. 300 00:11:05,772 --> 00:11:08,540 It's definitely... it's not for the unadventurous. 301 00:11:08,608 --> 00:11:11,042 Mmm, Josh! 302 00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:12,310 Is that... That's eggplant. 303 00:11:12,378 --> 00:11:13,879 Mm-hmm. It's so good. 304 00:11:13,946 --> 00:11:16,381 - Very informed palate. - Is this guy single? 305 00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:17,949 She asked if you were single. 306 00:11:18,017 --> 00:11:19,217 Did you hear her? 307 00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:21,319 Guilty as charged. 308 00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:22,921 Jesus, would you... Would you like some? 309 00:11:22,989 --> 00:11:24,890 No, no, no, no, no. I'm very... 310 00:11:24,957 --> 00:11:27,826 - You have to. - I'm very full, very full. 311 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:30,295 Like I said, it's exotic. I know it's a big ask, so. 312 00:11:30,363 --> 00:11:31,630 Let me... I... I'll try... 313 00:11:31,697 --> 00:11:33,799 Quick question... And this is so annoying... 314 00:11:33,866 --> 00:11:35,901 Is it gluten-free? 315 00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:37,235 Yeah, I think so. 316 00:11:37,303 --> 00:11:38,503 You think so or you know so? 317 00:11:39,972 --> 00:11:41,173 I know so. 318 00:11:42,742 --> 00:11:45,277 Josh... you know so? 319 00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,312 [eerie music] 320 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,281 [whispering] Yeah, yeah, I know so. 321 00:11:49,348 --> 00:11:50,582 I know so. 322 00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,083 - What? - I know so. 323 00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:53,285 Okay. You got clearance. 324 00:11:53,352 --> 00:11:55,153 That's all I needed to know. 325 00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:57,155 Even when I'm full, I don't mind having a little bit 326 00:11:57,223 --> 00:11:59,691 of something that's, um... of the right flavor. 327 00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:01,326 - Yeah. - So why not? 328 00:12:01,394 --> 00:12:04,095 There's plenty more where it came from. 329 00:12:04,163 --> 00:12:05,797 Josh... 330 00:12:05,865 --> 00:12:07,566 - Best thing I've ever had. - Hey, come on, man. 331 00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:09,201 No, no, Josh. I'm not kidding. 332 00:12:09,268 --> 00:12:10,902 - Best thing I've ever had. - He doesn't lie. 333 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,204 - The taste. - Thanks. 334 00:12:12,271 --> 00:12:14,673 - And the texture... - Good. 335 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:16,141 [ominous music] 336 00:12:16,209 --> 00:12:19,144 The texture is... 337 00:12:19,212 --> 00:12:21,146 Babe! 338 00:12:21,214 --> 00:12:22,547 Babe, look at me. [gasps] 339 00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:23,949 - What's happening? - Oh, my God. 340 00:12:24,016 --> 00:12:25,250 Where is it, babe? Point to it. 341 00:12:25,318 --> 00:12:27,052 Where is it right now? Oh, my God. 342 00:12:27,119 --> 00:12:29,020 I'll get the antacids. 343 00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:31,590 - I... what... what? What? - Move the bowl. 344 00:12:31,657 --> 00:12:33,058 - Ow! - What? 345 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,326 - The pain. - The pain? 346 00:12:34,393 --> 00:12:36,394 What... what... What is happening? 347 00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:39,531 [dramatic music] 348 00:12:39,599 --> 00:12:40,665 349 00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:41,867 What... 350 00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:44,803 [grunting] 351 00:12:46,906 --> 00:12:48,874 Josh... 352 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:50,742 you betrayed me. 353 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:52,077 [ominous music] 354 00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:53,345 - I'm sorry. - Ow! 355 00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:55,480 Ah! 356 00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,682 [grunting] Ow! 357 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,284 We should probably be going. 358 00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:00,552 Okay. I'm so sorry. 359 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:01,720 You did nothing wrong. 360 00:13:01,787 --> 00:13:03,121 It was... it's an accident. 361 00:13:05,391 --> 00:13:07,292 Um... 362 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,427 What... what exactly is wrong with him? 363 00:13:09,495 --> 00:13:11,029 He's got flash diarrhea, Josh, 364 00:13:11,097 --> 00:13:12,330 and it's extremely painful. 365 00:13:12,398 --> 00:13:14,466 Ah! Oh! 366 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,334 Josh, you told him the curry was gluten-free. 367 00:13:16,402 --> 00:13:18,503 I know, I guess... I guess I wasn't sure. 368 00:13:18,571 --> 00:13:21,072 If you weren't sure, then why did you say... 369 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,307 [scoffs] you were sure? 370 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:25,510 I just thought he was being... picky. 371 00:13:25,578 --> 00:13:27,646 Oh! 372 00:13:27,713 --> 00:13:28,880 Do you hear him? He's in pain. 373 00:13:28,948 --> 00:13:30,615 [Jesus speaking foreign language] 374 00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:31,883 - Is that Aramaic? - Yes. 375 00:13:31,951 --> 00:13:34,786 [both speaking Aramaic] 376 00:13:37,189 --> 00:13:38,523 See, he's picky because he has to be. 377 00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:40,025 [toilet flushes] He has Celiac. 378 00:13:40,092 --> 00:13:41,426 That's why he's so thin. 379 00:13:41,494 --> 00:13:44,596 Oh, I am... I am... so sorry! 380 00:13:44,664 --> 00:13:46,364 - R-Rosa. - Yeah, babe? 381 00:13:46,432 --> 00:13:47,599 It's not his fault. 382 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,833 What do you mean? 383 00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:51,436 I just remembered. 384 00:13:51,504 --> 00:13:54,072 I had a whole basket of pita at lunch. 385 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:55,473 Why would you do that? 386 00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:57,042 I don't even know what I was thinking. 387 00:13:57,109 --> 00:13:59,110 It was not the curry at all. Don't worry about that. 388 00:13:59,178 --> 00:14:00,445 Josh, I'm so sorry; I didn't mean 389 00:14:00,513 --> 00:14:01,680 to come down on you like that. 390 00:14:01,747 --> 00:14:03,214 I just... I was really worried about him. 391 00:14:03,282 --> 00:14:04,549 No, of course, I get it. 392 00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:05,784 Totally, totally fine. 393 00:14:05,851 --> 00:14:07,152 I would do the same thing. 394 00:14:07,219 --> 00:14:08,320 Okay. I'm so... 395 00:14:08,387 --> 00:14:09,654 Um, do me a favor? 396 00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:11,623 Um, I could use some candles, maybe? 397 00:14:11,691 --> 00:14:13,024 - Yeah. - Um, some air fresheners... 398 00:14:13,092 --> 00:14:14,326 - Okay. - In the closet. 399 00:14:14,393 --> 00:14:15,927 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 400 00:14:15,995 --> 00:14:17,262 [sighs] 401 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:18,463 - Yeah. - Well... 402 00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:20,532 That was a good... Good game night, huh? 403 00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:23,635 Yeah, I would say. Uh, you know, uh... 404 00:14:23,703 --> 00:14:26,771 Josh, I know that it was the curry. 405 00:14:26,839 --> 00:14:28,773 Oh... shit. 406 00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:30,542 I forgive you. 407 00:14:30,609 --> 00:14:32,177 Thanks. 408 00:14:32,244 --> 00:14:34,646 And I also know that you're into Rosa. 409 00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:36,147 You can read minds. 410 00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:37,882 No, no, no. It's very obvious. 411 00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,317 - Oh, shit! - It's cool. 412 00:14:39,385 --> 00:14:40,618 I still think you're a good dude, 413 00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:41,987 you're a good guy, 414 00:14:42,054 --> 00:14:44,055 and I still want us to be friends. 415 00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:45,690 - For real? - Absolutely. 416 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,460 [uplifting guitar music] 417 00:14:48,527 --> 00:14:50,161 Wait, hold on. 418 00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:51,496 You forgot something. 419 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:56,634 You said you'd watch it, so you have to watch it. 420 00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:58,003 Uh, thank you, Jesus. 421 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:00,038 Uh, I'll see you tomorrow. 422 00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:02,173 And, uh, thank you for having me, guys. 423 00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:15,336 So no more of that spinny, whirly thing? 424 00:15:15,361 --> 00:15:17,428 Yeah, no, there should be... There should be very little 425 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:18,696 spinny, whirly thing. 426 00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:20,298 And... and I can still get on Facebook? 427 00:15:20,366 --> 00:15:21,966 - I... - Huh? 428 00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,668 Yes, yes, you... You... okay. 429 00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:27,405 Go here, type the word, "Facebook." 430 00:15:27,473 --> 00:15:28,873 Like, here is... Here's mine. 431 00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:30,908 Ooh-la-la! 432 00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:32,910 Who's this lovely lass? 433 00:15:32,978 --> 00:15:34,712 She's just a girl I work with. 434 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,214 She's quite a looker. 435 00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:38,383 I... I... she's beautiful, but she also... 436 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:39,817 uh... has a boyfriend, 437 00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:43,921 who is actually a really special person. 438 00:15:45,991 --> 00:15:47,558 - Joshua? - Hmm? 439 00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:50,795 Do you mind if I give you some man advice? 440 00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:53,164 Uh... no, no, I don't mind. 441 00:15:53,232 --> 00:15:56,467 When I first met your mother, she had a boyfriend. 442 00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:57,869 Just like your little lady here. 443 00:15:57,936 --> 00:16:01,072 But I snagged her anyway. 444 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,307 You want to know how? 445 00:16:02,374 --> 00:16:04,709 Uh... yeah, okay, how? 446 00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:06,711 I waited. 447 00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:08,446 Oh, that... that's the... that's the... okay. 448 00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:10,348 So... you just waited? 449 00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:12,583 Well, I wasn't sitting by the phone, 450 00:16:12,651 --> 00:16:14,686 if you know what I mean. 451 00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:17,288 No, what I did was crawl into a cave 452 00:16:17,356 --> 00:16:20,758 and fall into a five-month-long slumber. 453 00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,627 You mean you hibernated? 454 00:16:22,695 --> 00:16:24,729 I hibernated. 455 00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:26,764 I ate twice my body weight in honey 456 00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:28,866 to give me a nice, thick layer of fat 457 00:16:28,934 --> 00:16:32,970 to keep me warm through the winter. 458 00:16:33,038 --> 00:16:35,340 Then I covered myself with leaves and brush 459 00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:38,309 and slowed my heart rate to about 9 beats per minute, 460 00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:41,946 allowing me to enter into a kind of metabolic stasis. 461 00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:43,915 In the spring, I awoke and emerged 462 00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:47,118 from my cave to see where things were at with your mom. 463 00:16:47,186 --> 00:16:50,655 She was still dating the guy, so I kept waiting. 464 00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:52,523 Huh. 465 00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:56,461 Seasons came and went, your mother seeing other men, 466 00:16:56,528 --> 00:16:58,563 me slumbering in my cave, 467 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:02,266 occasionally lumbering out to steal food from campsites... 468 00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,869 that is, until the campers started putting it 469 00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:06,938 in these metal containers I couldn't open. 470 00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:08,873 Lord love a duck! 471 00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:14,212 [screaming] 472 00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:17,014 And... and that whole time, you never had a girlfriend? 473 00:17:17,082 --> 00:17:19,717 I had companionship. 474 00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:20,918 [eerie music] 475 00:17:20,986 --> 00:17:23,588 [growling] 476 00:17:27,826 --> 00:17:29,727 - [yelling] - What the [bleep]? 477 00:17:29,795 --> 00:17:32,764 But no matter what unspeakable acts 478 00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:35,199 I was engaged in, your mom was always 479 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:38,035 number one in my mind. 480 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,972 Then... one spring... 481 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:42,240 came the worst day of my life. 482 00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:46,844 I found out your mom had gotten married. 483 00:17:46,912 --> 00:17:49,580 [ominous music] 484 00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:51,215 No! 485 00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:55,520 [thudding] 486 00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:58,556 And I was captured and sold into a Russian circus. 487 00:17:58,624 --> 00:18:00,358 - [yelling] - [whip lashing] 488 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:04,128 I performed for jeering cossacks seven times a day. 489 00:18:04,196 --> 00:18:08,232 Sergei was my trainer, my friend, and my tormentor. 490 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,095 _ 491 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:11,936 [cheering] 492 00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:14,772 But then one day I heard that your mom had gotten divorced. 493 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,775 So I escaped the circus, relearned English, 494 00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,777 and asked her out to dinner. 495 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:21,779 My plan had worked perfectly. 496 00:18:21,847 --> 00:18:24,849 - Well... - Finally it was Tom time. 497 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,384 Thank you... Thank you for the advice, 498 00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:29,120 uh, but I'm probably not gonna, like, just... 499 00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:31,022 sleep in a cave waiting for Rosa. 500 00:18:31,089 --> 00:18:32,690 Neato. 501 00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:33,858 Are you boys hungry? 502 00:18:33,926 --> 00:18:35,193 Oh, yes. 503 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,496 Both: Mmm-wah! 504 00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:41,165 - Here we go. There. - [growling] 505 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:43,334 - Oh... - Oh, my God! 506 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:44,569 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 507 00:18:44,636 --> 00:18:46,237 That's it, that's it. 508 00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:47,638 Okay, all right. That's enough. 509 00:18:47,713 --> 00:18:50,053 - That's enough. - More! 510 00:18:56,754 --> 00:18:57,954 - Hello, hello. - Hey! 511 00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:59,424 - Mind if I sit down? - Yeah, please. 512 00:18:59,491 --> 00:19:00,658 - Please. - Okay. 513 00:19:00,726 --> 00:19:01,926 You... you were in band as well? 514 00:19:01,994 --> 00:19:03,628 - Of course. - Uh, clarinet. 515 00:19:03,696 --> 00:19:06,164 [loud laugh] 516 00:19:06,231 --> 00:19:07,799 Yeah, you were. I was saxophone. 517 00:19:07,866 --> 00:19:09,000 What? 518 00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:10,468 Yeah, I wanted to be Bill Clinton. 519 00:19:10,536 --> 00:19:12,303 You wanted to be like Bill Clinton? 520 00:19:12,371 --> 00:19:14,572 Yeah, all the nine-year-old chicks want to be Bill Clint. 521 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,608 All right, all right. Fair enough. Bill Clint. 522 00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:19,544 [Lord Huron's "Ends of the Earth"] 523 00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:23,247 I'm gonna stand on the peak 524 00:19:23,315 --> 00:19:27,518 Out there's a land that time don't command 525 00:19:27,586 --> 00:19:31,189 Want to be the first to arrive 526 00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:35,293 No time for pondering why I'm a-wandering 527 00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:39,030 Nowhere the buses lay 528 00:19:39,098 --> 00:19:40,932 To the ends of the Earth 529 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,668 Would you follow me? 530 00:19:43,736 --> 00:19:46,070 531 00:19:46,138 --> 00:19:50,308 There's a world that was meant for our eyes to see 532 00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:53,044 533 00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:54,612 To the ends of the Earth 534 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,515 Would you follow me? 535 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,917 536 00:19:59,985 --> 00:20:03,855 Well, if you want, I will say my goodbyes to me 537 00:20:03,922 --> 00:20:11,696 538 00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:25,743 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 539 00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:30,343 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38850

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