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[upbeat holiday music]
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Ding dong.
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The presence of one Liz Greenberg, Esquire,
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is sincerely requested at the holiday party
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taking place just outside this boardroom.
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Yeah, sorry, Jimmy.
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I've got so much work to
finish before the break.
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Merry Christmas, Liz.
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Have a nice holiday.
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Hold the mistletoe.
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- Did Jimmy just ask you out?
- No.
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I don't think that could be
considered asking someone out.
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Jimmy's not my type.
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Cute and funny... not your type?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm not wasting my time
with some junior associate.
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[piano jazz music]
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[crashing]
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- Stay back!
- Oh, my God.
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I am so sorry. I didn't
mean to frighten you.
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My name... my name is Santa.
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Santa Claus.
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Oh, my God.
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Of course I know who you are. I'm...
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But you, of course,
are not Jenny De Santos,
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which means that this Barbie
Dream Car is not for you.
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I'm going to have to take it
up with the elves, I guess.
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I'm Liz, by the way.
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Liz Greenberg.
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Wait a minute. You're not...
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Are you Elizabeth Greenberg
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from Evanston?
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Yes, I am. How did you know that?
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1994.
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You requested a graphing calculator.
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You don't often forget a gift like that.
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Not in a sea of My Little Ponies.
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I can't believe you remember that.
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I was just a little girl.
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Well, you're not a little girl anymore.
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[clears throat]
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[record stops, catches]
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The needle's loose.
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Do you mind if I, uh, take a look?
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- Sure.
- I'm a tinkerer by trade.
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I built my entire operation
from the ground up.
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Now, of course we have
all these systems in place,
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but, man, do I miss the days
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when I got to work with my hands.
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[record resumes]
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Chet Jenks Trio.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Man, you have great taste.
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[sleigh bells ring]
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There's my ride.
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Mmm.
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This has been a much nicer
treat than milk and cookies.
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Don't work too hard tonight, Liz.
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It's Christmas.
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That's my job.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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Synced and corrected by OussLP
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Hi, Liz. Welcome back.
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Nice holiday?
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Nothing exciting. I was just working.
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Well, this just came for you.
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What is that?
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- Who's it from?
- Well, I don't know.
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[rhythmic sleigh bells]
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"Thanks for providing the
sweetest treat of the night.
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Best regards, SC."
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Nothing exciting, huh, Smiley?
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This is from my mother.
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- Yeah, right.
- Hey.
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SC? Liz...
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[whispers] is this from Santa Claus?
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Yes, it is.
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Elizabeth, you secret little slut.
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He's married.
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And we are just friends.
Now, get back to work.
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I need the research on the
class action by 5:00 p.m.
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[whispers] Slut.
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Be more professional.
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[beeps]
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Hmm.
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[piano rendition of
"The Holly and the Ivy"]
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Hmm.
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[intense, dramatic music]
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Whew.
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[computer chimes]
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[rhythmic sleigh bells]
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"Liz, so nice to get this.
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"Thought of you while listening
to an old Chet Jenks LP,
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"'Sweet and Succulent.'
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"Look it up. XX, Santa."
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[uplifting instrumental
"Deck the Halls"]
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Look what I found.
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[phone dings]
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"Jackpot."
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[computer chimes]
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["Deck the Halls" continues]
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"Which one of these
is not like the other?"
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Do you know anyone
who likes cookies?
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[phone dings]
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"Save some for me.
I'll bring the milk."
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[computer chimes]
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"Hey, Liz, I'll be in town
for a work thing next week.
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"Staying at the Grafton.
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"No pressure,
but if you're around,
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might be fun to grab a drink."
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- Jessica.
- Huh?
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Can you enter my office, please?
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- Sure.
- Close the door.
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Is everything all right?
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Santa Claus is coming to town.
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OMG.
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He wants me to meet him
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at his hotel for a drink.
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You have to go.
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Of course I can't go.
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He's married.
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Liz, this is Santa we're talking about.
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Literally thousands of girls
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would kill to be in your position.
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Okay, well...
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that's not who I am.
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[soft jazz music plays]
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Liz.
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You look even more
stunning than I remember.
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Thank you.
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Can I get you something to drink?
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I'll have a white wine.
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Cocoa with rum
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and a candy cane twist.
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Are you Santa?
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No. But I get that a lot.
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[sighs]
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Sometimes you just wanna
be anonymous, you know?
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Like when you're having drinks
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with a woman who's not your wife.
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[huffs]
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I can't stop thinking about you, Liz.
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I've been going crazy.
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But you're married.
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Well, yes, technically I'm still married,
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but it's a dead marriage, Liz.
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And it has been for years.
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[scoffs]
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We don't even sleep in
the same room anymore.
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It's a friendship. It's a partnership.
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We run a holiday together.
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Liz...
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that's all it is.
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I want you, Liz.
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Santa, we can't.
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We can't.
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But if we could...
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what would it be like?
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[bluesy music]
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First, I'd caress your sugarplums
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with my fingertips
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over your blouse.
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Just a taste of what's to come.
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And then I'd peel off your clothes
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and I'd pour cold, cold milk
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all over your hot, hot body.
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[glass clinks] [bluesy music stops]
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[bluesy music resumes]
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Then I would order you
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to untoggle my suit with your teeth
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while I tickle your anus
with the ball of my cap.
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I'd tell you to get on top,
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and you'd ride me like a sleigh...
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My hot balls pressed against your thigh.
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They're so full of jelly.
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That's enough.
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Take me upstairs.
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[upbeat jazz music]
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[humming]
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I got something going out.
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[end chords]
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- I hear you, but Jeffrey...
- Hey, Jimmy.
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Do you want to be right
or do you want to win?
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All right, then we're
going to do it my way.
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- Ah.
- Hey, Liz.
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A group of us are headed to O'Donnell's
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if you want to grab a beer.
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My treat.
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I'm sorry, I've got plans.
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Working late again?
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Actually, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Have fun.
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Okay...
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- Ah!
- Oh...
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Ride on
Ride on, Santa
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Won't you ride on down
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Ride on
Ride on, Santa
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Won't you ride on down
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With your big bag
by your side
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Wowee.
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Oh, my God.
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To all a good night.
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Ah.
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You know, out of, like, a 4.1.
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Oh, you mean above the most...
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Yeah, above the most you that can get.
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But the university wouldn't let them.
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[chuckles]
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Elizabeth?
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Is that you?
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Oh, my God. Hi, Mom.
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Hi, hi. Whatty whoa?
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- Oh.
- What are you doing here?
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I'm sorry, am I not allowed
to come into the city?
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- Uh, you are allowed.
- Who's your friend?
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Sorry, hi. This is Santa.
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- Hello.
- Santa, this is my mother.
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We're working on this crazy case.
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Must be quite the case.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, listen,
I have to take this.
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Mrs. Greenberg, it was
such a pleasure to meet you.
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Liz, I'm going to call you this week,
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and we're going to touch
base about that case.
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Ab... solutely.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Liz.
- Yeah.
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- That man is married.
- Look, Mom,
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they're not even sleeping
in the same room anymore.
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Oh, honey.
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Do you know that all men
tell their mistresses that?
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Stop, Mom... I'm not in the
mood for a lecture right now.
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I know about these things,
Liz... they do not end well.
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Mom, just shut up, okay?
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I'm not a child, and you don't
know anything about it anyway.
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[ominous music]
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit.
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[footsteps approach]
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I'm sorry, do we have an appointment?
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I don't need an appointment.
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I'm his wife.
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Oh, I see.
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You know, for a lawyer,
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you... are not... very smart.
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You know, it's illegal to
open someone else's mail.
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Mmm. It was sent to my house.
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Hey, Liz, do you have the...
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Look, I know you probably think
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that you and Santa have something special,
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but let me set the record
straight... you don't.
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If I were you, I would save
what dignity I have left
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and end it now.
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This seems like a conversation
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you should be having with your husband.
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I'm just trying to help
you, woman to woman.
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The only thing you're trying
to do is get me out of the way,
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00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,614
because I think you know
deep down that Santa loves me.
275
00:11:57,699 --> 00:11:59,316
That's a nice lie for you to tell yourself.
276
00:11:59,401 --> 00:12:03,153
I suppose that's how you
justify behaving like a whore.
277
00:12:03,238 --> 00:12:05,789
Well, you're wrong about us.
278
00:12:05,874 --> 00:12:08,575
Really? Prove it.
279
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,915
You all right?
280
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,750
Mm-hmm.
281
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,084
You know, clear my schedule.
282
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,252
I've got work to do.
283
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,339
[jazz piano "We Three Kings"]
284
00:12:22,424 --> 00:12:23,340
285
00:12:23,425 --> 00:12:24,341
[crash]
286
00:12:24,426 --> 00:12:26,059
Hey, honey, listen.
287
00:12:26,094 --> 00:12:27,594
I'm so sorry just to
pop in on you like this,
288
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,680
but I wanted to tell
you this face-to-face.
289
00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:33,266
- Mmm?
- Vicki knows about us.
290
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,402
I know. She came to my office.
291
00:12:35,437 --> 00:12:38,188
[whispers] Shit.
292
00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:42,108
She didn't make it seem
like such a... dead marriage.
293
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,277
Liz, honey.
294
00:12:44,329 --> 00:12:45,946
This time together,
295
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:50,584
it's been the most
incredible time of my life,
296
00:12:50,619 --> 00:12:53,954
but I've been talking with my wife,
297
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,006
and I think it's time that you and I
298
00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:58,875
were honest with each other
about what this really is.
299
00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:00,343
Wait, before you go any further,
300
00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,179
- I have something for you.
- No, Liz, honey,
301
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:04,431
please don't make this more
difficult than it needs to be.
302
00:13:04,466 --> 00:13:06,099
Let's just...
303
00:13:06,134 --> 00:13:08,969
Please, just open it.
304
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,604
[sighs]
305
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,143
Oh, you didn't.
306
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:20,146
[bright, playful orchestral music]
307
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:23,817
308
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,702
This could be us every night.
309
00:13:25,787 --> 00:13:27,120
Every night?
310
00:13:27,155 --> 00:13:28,488
Oh, okay, Liz.
311
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:29,789
Just like we talked about, okay?
312
00:13:29,825 --> 00:13:31,908
Do you love me?
313
00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:32,959
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
314
00:13:32,995 --> 00:13:34,628
Just send the train, Liz.
315
00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:36,663
Send the train.
316
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,999
Tell me you'll leave her and
I'll give you anything you want.
317
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,418
I'll leave her. Just... send the train.
318
00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:42,919
I love you. I'll leave her.
319
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:44,638
I love you. I'll leave her.
320
00:13:44,673 --> 00:13:45,922
I love you.
321
00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:46,923
[squishing] [candy cane cracks]
322
00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:48,975
Aaah! [train whistle]
323
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,715
I can't believe I'm walking
down the street with you
324
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,124
in the middle of the day.
325
00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:57,686
I can't believe I'm out with
the prettiest girl in the city.
326
00:13:57,721 --> 00:14:00,105
Mmm.
327
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:01,139
Mmm.
328
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:03,942
Hey, what's up?
329
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,445
How's it going?
330
00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:08,897
Hi.
331
00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:13,735
[camera shutters click]
332
00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:16,621
[ominous notes]
333
00:14:22,246 --> 00:14:23,462
Just ignore it.
334
00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:29,134
[utensils scraping]
335
00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:33,305
How is it?
336
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:34,890
It's okay.
337
00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:36,641
You know, Vicki used to put, like,
338
00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:40,262
a little bit of chili in the oil.
339
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,180
Kind of gave it a little bit more flavor.
340
00:14:44,768 --> 00:14:46,318
Ah, look, forget about it.
341
00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:51,022
Did you look for a job today?
342
00:14:51,108 --> 00:14:52,858
Yeah, I mean, there's nothing.
343
00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,362
Really, nothing?
344
00:14:57,448 --> 00:15:01,333
Liz, honey, I-I used to run
Christmas, for Christ sakes.
345
00:15:01,418 --> 00:15:04,586
I mean... what, am I
supposed to now go and...
346
00:15:04,621 --> 00:15:07,589
clean bathrooms at Starbucks?
347
00:15:07,624 --> 00:15:10,092
No one's suggesting that
you work at Starbucks.
348
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,437
Honey.
349
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:26,308
Honey, you're gulping.
350
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,144
Oh, that... I'm sorry that offends you.
351
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:32,481
[scraping fork]
352
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,984
[groans]
353
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,037
[solemn music]
354
00:15:39,123 --> 00:15:41,123
Ah...
355
00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:43,658
Ah. I'm sorry.
356
00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:45,494
It's okay.
357
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,164
It's just not, uh,
358
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,167
it's just not working.
359
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:59,341
360
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,427
[dramatic music]
361
00:16:02,513 --> 00:16:10,018
362
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:30,539
[nickers]
363
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,374
[nickers]
364
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:40,131
365
00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:47,389
May I help you?
366
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,191
Uh...
367
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:52,894
I think you've got the wrong holiday.
368
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,063
Tricks are for Halloween.
369
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,449
This... is her?
370
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,868
I thought you said she was skinny.
371
00:16:59,903 --> 00:17:02,787
I'm so sorry, Vicki.
372
00:17:02,873 --> 00:17:07,125
I made a huge mistake, and
you are correct to hate me.
373
00:17:07,211 --> 00:17:08,410
You better tell me what you came to say
374
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,212
before I lose my patience with you.
375
00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:12,047
It's Santa.
376
00:17:12,082 --> 00:17:13,465
He's not jolly anymore.
377
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,500
I found his toy sack last night,
378
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,419
and it was just filled with empty bottles.
379
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,255
Well, I guess that's your
problem now, isn't it?
380
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,224
He's not the same man without you.
381
00:17:22,259 --> 00:17:23,975
She's not the same, either.
382
00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:25,760
Okay, Janice, that's enough.
383
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,178
She used to walk around the shop caroling
384
00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:28,597
and spreading cheer,
385
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,732
but now she's so on edge.
386
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,067
Buttercup short wrapped a present,
387
00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:34,436
and she told him he was worthless.
388
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,820
Janice, shut your mouth.
389
00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:37,906
No, you need to hear this.
390
00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:39,774
You and Santa have always
been better together
391
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,359
than you are apart.
392
00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:42,777
- You need each other.
- No, no, no.
393
00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:45,247
I do not need that lying,
cheating son of a bitch.
394
00:17:45,282 --> 00:17:47,332
I can do Christmas all by myself.
395
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,951
Of course you can do
Christmas alone, Vicki.
396
00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:53,171
The question is, do you want to?
397
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,625
You can lie to me all you want.
398
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,294
You can lie to this bitch all you want,
399
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,263
but you can't lie to yourself.
400
00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:03,048
You love Santa.
401
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,849
He humiliated me.
402
00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,935
How am I supposed to
take him back after that?
403
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,803
You guys can get through
it if you work together.
404
00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:10,272
I know you can.
405
00:18:10,307 --> 00:18:12,641
How?
406
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:15,727
I heard somewhere that you're a fighter.
407
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:18,813
[uplifting music]
408
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:26,454
409
00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:31,660
She certainly doesn't keep house, does she?
410
00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:34,212
Vicki.
411
00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:35,997
I can't believe you're actually here.
412
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:39,167
[tearfully] I'm so sorry, baby.
413
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,253
I'm so sorry about everything.
414
00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:46,508
I'm sorry to you too, Liz.
415
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,643
Please take me... take me back.
416
00:18:48,679 --> 00:18:50,312
[crying drunkenly]
417
00:18:50,347 --> 00:18:52,347
I'll change.
418
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,850
Oh, God, I promise.
419
00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:58,486
What do you... What do you say?
420
00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:01,906
I say you look like shit.
421
00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:03,942
Microwave burritos?
422
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:06,661
What, is she trying to kill you?
423
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,913
Damn, you're a fat [bleep].
424
00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:11,166
But...
425
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:12,701
you're my fat [bleep].
426
00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:14,869
[sobs]
427
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,255
[ragged sobs]
428
00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:18,957
- I love you, Santa.
- [murmuring, crying]
429
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:22,377
Oh, Santa, oh.
430
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,512
Let's get you home and
get a good meal into you.
431
00:19:24,548 --> 00:19:26,214
God, I missed you.
432
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,716
I missed you so much.
433
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,551
Tell it to the elves.
434
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,554
Let me grab all my shit. [laughing]
435
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,772
Is Rudolph here?
436
00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:35,106
Mm-hmm. He's here.
437
00:19:35,192 --> 00:19:36,691
[overlapping chatter]
438
00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:43,533
Santa and Mrs. Claus's
vow renewal ceremony
439
00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,911
was said to be the
event of the season.
440
00:19:46,031 --> 00:19:48,639
Guests included Anna Wintour,
the Kardashian Wests,
441
00:19:48,725 --> 00:19:50,591
and over 300 elves.
442
00:19:50,643 --> 00:19:52,727
They dined on a meal
of sugarplums, licorice,
443
00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:54,562
and gingerbread houses.
444
00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:56,597
Vicki Claus looked
stunning as usual,
445
00:19:56,649 --> 00:20:00,151
and sources say Santa could
not keep his eyes or hands
446
00:20:00,236 --> 00:20:01,852
off his beautiful bride.
447
00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:04,939
[choir hums "Silent Night"]
448
00:20:05,024 --> 00:20:13,313
449
00:20:19,527 --> 00:20:24,027
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