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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,234 Uh, so, uh... aah! 2 00:00:08,302 --> 00:00:09,868 You sure she's the last one? 3 00:00:09,936 --> 00:00:12,048 Eh, positive. I mean, you've struck out 4 00:00:12,168 --> 00:00:14,440 with every other woman on earth, man. 5 00:00:14,508 --> 00:00:17,313 You've tried every bar and dating site in human society. 6 00:00:17,381 --> 00:00:19,281 If you can't make it work out with Unkluk'tu, 7 00:00:19,349 --> 00:00:20,650 you're officially out of options. 8 00:00:20,717 --> 00:00:21,652 Okay. 9 00:00:42,522 --> 00:00:44,257 (All laugh quietly) 10 00:00:44,325 --> 00:00:46,496 Crushing it, bro. 11 00:00:46,564 --> 00:00:47,465 - Yeah? -Yeah. 12 00:00:47,532 --> 00:00:48,532 (Speaking in native language) 13 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,967 Uh... What? What she say? 14 00:00:50,035 --> 00:00:51,002 Asked if you were a God. 15 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:53,910 Pretty good sign, brother. 16 00:00:53,978 --> 00:00:56,048 (Speaking in Unkluk'tu's language) 17 00:00:57,918 --> 00:00:59,152 Yeah, totally cool. 18 00:00:59,221 --> 00:01:01,592 Um, so... 19 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:03,562 Uh... Unkluk'tu, 20 00:01:03,629 --> 00:01:05,197 - do-do you like... ? - Unkluk'tu. 21 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,233 Yes. Uh, do you... 22 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,170 Like... music? 23 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:13,506 (Speaking local language) 24 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,709 (Laughing) 25 00:01:14,776 --> 00:01:16,045 Nice! 26 00:01:16,113 --> 00:01:17,849 Score, bro. Perfect questions. 27 00:01:17,917 --> 00:01:19,283 Nice! 28 00:01:19,351 --> 00:01:21,186 (Singing in native language) 29 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:27,525 - I love this! - Mike: Oh, good. 30 00:01:27,645 --> 00:01:29,197 (Speaking in native language) 31 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:30,166 - Hey, time to go for it. - Yeah? 32 00:01:30,234 --> 00:01:31,434 Yeah, yeah. 33 00:01:31,502 --> 00:01:33,903 (With British accent): Um... uh, milady, 34 00:01:33,971 --> 00:01:35,573 uh, would you 35 00:01:35,641 --> 00:01:39,077 uh, care to have dinner with me while... okay. 36 00:01:39,145 --> 00:01:40,446 That was an accent, I don't know... yeah. 37 00:01:40,514 --> 00:01:41,782 - What are you doing? - Do-do you... ? 38 00:01:41,849 --> 00:01:42,717 (Normal voice): Would you like to have 39 00:01:42,785 --> 00:01:44,219 dinner with me sometime? 40 00:01:44,287 --> 00:01:47,989 (Mike speaking local language) 41 00:01:50,688 --> 00:01:52,864 (Speaks native language) 42 00:01:52,932 --> 00:01:53,727 Uh, uh, well, 43 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,613 she thinks you're very nice and... 44 00:01:56,733 --> 00:01:59,304 And loves that you're a powerful God. 45 00:01:59,371 --> 00:02:01,270 She really likes where things are at with you guys. 46 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:04,007 (Speaking native language) 47 00:02:04,075 --> 00:02:05,577 And doesn't want to jeopardize your... 48 00:02:05,578 --> 00:02:07,277 (Speaks native language) 49 00:02:07,278 --> 00:02:08,176 - Friendship. - Friendship. No, I-I figured. 50 00:02:08,244 --> 00:02:09,310 Friendship. 51 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,879 Uh, cool. No, I... 52 00:02:10,946 --> 00:02:12,548 I get that. I-I respect that. 53 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:13,716 Friendship. 54 00:02:13,784 --> 00:02:16,453 (Both grunting, gasping) 55 00:02:16,521 --> 00:02:19,289 Okay, so... 56 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:21,426 Guess that's it, then. 57 00:02:21,494 --> 00:02:23,225 That's it. 58 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:25,124 Cool. 59 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:38,125 Synced and corrected by OussLP www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:56,974 --> 00:02:59,279 (Video game sound effects playing; Man screams) 61 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,049 It's hopeless. 62 00:03:01,117 --> 00:03:03,051 There's no one in the world for me. 63 00:03:03,119 --> 00:03:06,484 Some people are just meant to die alone. 64 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:08,386 Totally, bro. 65 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:11,856 (Cell phone buzzing) 66 00:03:11,923 --> 00:03:13,589 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 67 00:03:13,657 --> 00:03:16,359 Yeah, hello? Hello? 68 00:03:16,427 --> 00:03:17,728 Hi. Maggie! 69 00:03:17,796 --> 00:03:19,964 Hi! Oh, good, yeah, yeah. 70 00:03:20,031 --> 00:03:21,498 You... ? 71 00:03:21,565 --> 00:03:23,131 (Whispers): You want to get together. 72 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:24,499 Yeah, yeah. That's great. 73 00:03:24,567 --> 00:03:25,600 That would be great. 74 00:03:25,668 --> 00:03:27,268 No, now-now-now... 75 00:03:27,336 --> 00:03:29,671 Now's a great time. 76 00:03:29,738 --> 00:03:31,773 Oh, this all makes sense now! 77 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,575 This is why I didn't click 78 00:03:33,642 --> 00:03:35,710 with any of those other women. 79 00:03:35,777 --> 00:03:37,410 I think I was meant to be with Maggie. 80 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:38,645 Everything happens for a reason. 81 00:03:38,713 --> 00:03:40,883 Oh! Oh, hi! 82 00:03:40,950 --> 00:03:43,250 - (Laughing) - Josh! 83 00:03:43,318 --> 00:03:44,953 - You look great. - Oh, no. You look great. 84 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:46,489 - Wow. Aw! - You look great. 85 00:03:46,557 --> 00:03:47,856 - I knew... yeah, this is... - Thanks. 86 00:03:47,924 --> 00:03:50,322 - So nice. - (Laughs) 87 00:03:51,924 --> 00:03:54,061 - I'm kind of nervous. - Yeah, me, too. 88 00:03:54,129 --> 00:03:55,261 - Me too. I-I... - Yeah. 89 00:03:55,329 --> 00:03:56,529 God, you're beautiful. 90 00:03:56,596 --> 00:03:58,697 Oh, thank you. 91 00:03:58,764 --> 00:04:01,136 - I'm just gonna come out and say... - Come out and say it. 92 00:04:01,204 --> 00:04:03,573 (Both laughing) 93 00:04:03,641 --> 00:04:05,608 Finishing each other's sentences, that is classic 94 00:04:05,676 --> 00:04:06,942 - Josh and Maggie. - It is. 95 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:08,778 It's... chocolate 96 00:04:08,846 --> 00:04:10,782 - and peanut butter and... - (Laughs) 97 00:04:10,849 --> 00:04:13,350 - And-and Danny Glover and, uh, Mel Gibson. - Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:13,418 --> 00:04:15,585 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 99 00:04:15,653 --> 00:04:18,224 Okay, um... here it is: 100 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,027 Graham and I are getting married. 101 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,464 Wait, uh, what? 102 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,737 (Laughs) Graham and I are getting married. 103 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:28,834 Oh, my God. 104 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,337 Yay. Oh... 105 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,272 - Oh, cool. - Yeah. 106 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:36,509 I know. That is so c... 107 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:38,611 Holy shit. 108 00:04:42,818 --> 00:04:46,688 - You sure you're okay? - Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Oh. 109 00:04:46,756 --> 00:04:50,558 So, you-you guys must be, like, busy, busy, busy. 110 00:04:50,626 --> 00:04:53,224 Are you, are you, uh, trying to do, like, a big wedding 111 00:04:53,291 --> 00:04:56,226 or just kind of, like, a small, justice of the peace thing 112 00:04:56,293 --> 00:04:57,693 like we were trying to do, or... 113 00:04:57,761 --> 00:04:58,994 Are you sure you're okay? 114 00:04:59,059 --> 00:05:00,158 Mm, yeah, I'm fine. 115 00:05:00,226 --> 00:05:01,593 Sir, an ambulance 116 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,328 is on its way. Is there anything 117 00:05:03,395 --> 00:05:04,995 I can do for you in the meantime? 118 00:05:05,062 --> 00:05:08,732 - You, uh... you... your French onion soup... - Yes? 119 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,342 - Is it super oniony? - No, not super oniony. 120 00:05:11,462 --> 00:05:12,804 All right, I'll take some of that, then. 121 00:05:12,872 --> 00:05:14,904 - Are you fine for water here? - How's my, how's my... 122 00:05:14,971 --> 00:05:17,508 Is the French onion soup coming? 123 00:05:17,576 --> 00:05:19,867 Yes. Yes, it is, sir. Yes. 124 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,076 - Great. - Good news. 125 00:05:21,144 --> 00:05:22,678 Thank you. Thank you. 126 00:05:22,745 --> 00:05:24,913 So... um, so is your mom 127 00:05:24,981 --> 00:05:26,982 just becoming, like, a... 128 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,817 A momzilla, or, you know, 129 00:05:28,885 --> 00:05:30,819 (siren wailing) Or are you guys like, "no, hands off, 130 00:05:30,887 --> 00:05:33,121 we can do this our own self". 131 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:35,557 We've actually hired a wedding planner. 132 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:37,627 Wedding planner... ? 133 00:05:37,695 --> 00:05:39,127 - That's smart, right? - Smart. 134 00:05:39,195 --> 00:05:41,328 Yeah, I think so. I mean, I just 135 00:05:41,395 --> 00:05:43,164 don't want to have all the pressure on me to make 136 00:05:43,232 --> 00:05:44,801 all the decisions, 'cause I'm not that good... 137 00:05:44,868 --> 00:05:46,769 - You know how it is. - Oh, wedding planner, wed... 138 00:05:46,837 --> 00:05:48,203 So what's gonna be your guys' 139 00:05:48,271 --> 00:05:50,939 first song for your first dance? 140 00:05:51,007 --> 00:05:52,374 "Wonderwall." 141 00:05:52,442 --> 00:05:53,641 - Oasis. - Oh, yeah. 142 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:55,242 - That was our song, huh? - I know! 143 00:05:55,309 --> 00:05:57,145 - But it's a cool song, right? - That's a great song. 144 00:05:57,213 --> 00:05:59,116 Are you sure you're okay with this? 145 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:02,251 - Oh, yeah, yes, congratulations. - Okay. 146 00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:04,485 - Let me know where you guys get registered. - Oh, I will. 147 00:06:04,605 --> 00:06:06,222 - Mazel tov. - Thank you. 148 00:06:07,445 --> 00:06:09,513 I can't believe Maggie's marrying this guy. 149 00:06:09,581 --> 00:06:11,853 - Oh, Graham, that guy's great. - What?! 150 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:13,407 He's way better than you. (Chuckles) 151 00:06:13,527 --> 00:06:14,973 What the... what? Jesus, man. 152 00:06:15,093 --> 00:06:16,467 I'm sorry. Look... 153 00:06:16,732 --> 00:06:18,369 Any time you want to talk about anything, 154 00:06:18,489 --> 00:06:20,859 just know that I'm always there for... oh! 155 00:06:20,927 --> 00:06:22,430 Pills! 156 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:25,534 Two minutes of sexual madness? How much? 157 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,634 - $2.50. But be careful. - (Gasps) 158 00:06:27,702 --> 00:06:30,616 Label says may cause irreparable damage to the liver. 159 00:06:30,736 --> 00:06:33,209 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take 'em. - I can't believe... I just can't believe 160 00:06:33,276 --> 00:06:36,945 I-I bought her those cheap, stupid carnations. 161 00:06:37,012 --> 00:06:38,413 Ho... ow! 162 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,482 Ow! My balls are boiling. 163 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:42,251 It's just, like, if I'd just gotten her 164 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:43,950 an actually good birthday present. 165 00:06:44,018 --> 00:06:45,986 Put some thought into it, we never would have had that fight, 166 00:06:46,054 --> 00:06:49,727 - and we'd still be together. - I... it is what it is, buddy. 167 00:06:49,795 --> 00:06:51,631 It's not like you can go back in time. 168 00:06:51,699 --> 00:06:53,734 Holy shit. 169 00:06:53,802 --> 00:06:56,339 Two minutes of time travel madness? 170 00:06:56,408 --> 00:06:57,642 What do they do? 171 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:59,410 They take you back in time. 172 00:06:59,478 --> 00:07:02,479 I took one once, saw some dinosaurs. 173 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,948 - How much? - $2.50. 174 00:07:05,016 --> 00:07:06,550 Be very careful. 175 00:07:06,618 --> 00:07:08,885 Label says may cause irreparable damage 176 00:07:08,953 --> 00:07:10,418 to the space-time continuum. 177 00:07:10,486 --> 00:07:12,052 Hachi Machi. 178 00:07:12,704 --> 00:07:13,885 Thank you. 179 00:07:24,108 --> 00:07:27,390 - What the... oh, my... aah, aah! - Josh, it's me, from the future... listen, listen... 180 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:29,391 don't buy Maggie these cheap purple carnations. 181 00:07:29,459 --> 00:07:30,840 She'll think they're cheap and stupid. 182 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,091 - (Screaming) - Shut up. 183 00:07:32,158 --> 00:07:34,128 Good God, man, get ahold of yourself. 184 00:07:34,196 --> 00:07:35,765 - Buy her that necklace she wanted. - (Screaming) 185 00:07:35,832 --> 00:07:38,800 Stop screaming. Trust me... ! 186 00:07:40,705 --> 00:07:42,040 (Mike groaning) 187 00:07:42,107 --> 00:07:43,942 My liver really hurts. 188 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,811 Jesus Christ. 189 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,338 We told you not to take those. 190 00:07:48,849 --> 00:07:51,182 Oh, my g... Maggie. 191 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,216 - What? - Oh, my God. 192 00:07:53,284 --> 00:07:56,053 And the necklace... it-it worked. 193 00:07:56,121 --> 00:07:58,922 - What? - Did... I... I-I love you, you... 194 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:02,476 - I love you, yeah. Yeah. - You... yeah. Oh, my God 195 00:08:02,596 --> 00:08:05,797 this ama... it worked. Okay, we got... we got to... we got to go. 196 00:08:05,864 --> 00:08:08,799 - Why? - We have to go make up for so much lost time. 197 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,535 - (Laughs) - This way. 198 00:08:10,602 --> 00:08:12,459 (Laughing) 199 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:16,277 - Oh, oh, God. - Oh! 200 00:08:16,344 --> 00:08:18,313 (Both gasping passionately) 201 00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:20,081 - I love you. - I love you, too. 202 00:08:20,149 --> 00:08:22,381 - Mm. - Mm. 203 00:08:22,449 --> 00:08:24,518 Mm-hmm. 204 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:27,721 - Ooh. Ooh. - (Chuckles) 205 00:08:27,788 --> 00:08:30,020 Do you want to get dinner? My treat. 206 00:08:30,088 --> 00:08:31,909 - Sure. - Yeah? 207 00:08:32,614 --> 00:08:33,791 We haven't had Sushi in a while... 208 00:08:33,858 --> 00:08:36,524 (Gasps) Sushi. Yeah. 209 00:08:36,592 --> 00:08:40,173 Sushi's good. Check the old balance. 210 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:42,562 Okay. Yeah, okay, 211 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,664 Su-Sushi... always an option. 212 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:45,732 - We could also... - Mm-hmm? 213 00:08:45,799 --> 00:08:48,236 Do that little falafel place. 214 00:08:48,304 --> 00:08:50,306 You know, the one that's also a dry cleaner's? 215 00:08:50,374 --> 00:08:51,486 You know? 216 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,207 Yeah. 217 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:55,074 Cool, yeah. 218 00:08:55,142 --> 00:08:57,111 We can do that. 219 00:08:57,179 --> 00:08:58,846 You know what? No. 220 00:09:03,616 --> 00:09:06,251 Who do you think God prays to? 221 00:09:07,652 --> 00:09:09,785 An even bigger God? 222 00:09:10,335 --> 00:09:12,019 (Exhales) 223 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:14,288 I... I think-I think... 224 00:09:14,356 --> 00:09:16,749 I think I'm gonna major in philosophy. 225 00:09:17,507 --> 00:09:19,426 Sweet plan, bro. 226 00:09:19,494 --> 00:09:21,227 - Josh. - Aah! 227 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:23,296 - Don't major in philosophy. - Aah! 228 00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:24,699 Major in economics. 229 00:09:24,766 --> 00:09:26,034 Your life will be much better. 230 00:09:26,102 --> 00:09:28,038 Trust me! 231 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:34,646 Yay. Thank you. Mmm... 232 00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:39,387 - Hello, sweetie. - Sweetie. 233 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,522 How was work today? 234 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:43,924 Just did economics stuff at my economics job. 235 00:09:43,991 --> 00:09:46,192 (Giggles) 236 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:48,577 What? What... what are you... What are you looking at? 237 00:09:48,947 --> 00:09:50,727 Oh. Just those guys. 238 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,364 - Cool beards, huh? - You like those. 239 00:09:52,432 --> 00:09:53,662 - Yeah. - Yeah, they're cool. 240 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:55,431 They're cool they are cool. 241 00:09:55,498 --> 00:09:59,367 They, um... Say, what's-what's over, uh... 242 00:09:59,434 --> 00:10:02,150 - What? - Don't... that-that thing over there, 243 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:03,838 that's just marvelous. That's... 244 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,710 What are you talking about? 245 00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:08,578 What you doing, Tom? 246 00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:12,240 Oh, just shaving my whiskers, Joshie. 247 00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:15,385 When I grow up, I'm shaving every day. 248 00:10:15,453 --> 00:10:17,033 Neato. 249 00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:24,792 Josh! Don't shave every day. 250 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,362 - (Screaming) - Grow distinctive facial hair. 251 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:28,530 Distinctive facial hair! 252 00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:30,464 Trust me! 253 00:10:30,531 --> 00:10:32,833 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 254 00:10:32,901 --> 00:10:34,334 Josh, you may now kiss Maggie. 255 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,266 Yeah! 256 00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:40,436 I'm so happy. 257 00:10:40,504 --> 00:10:41,803 Me, too. 258 00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:44,277 Everything is finally perfect, 259 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:47,677 and I didn't even screw up the space-time continuum. 260 00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:50,811 (Church bells ringing) 261 00:10:50,879 --> 00:10:52,446 Woman (Over PA): This is your daily reminder 262 00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:54,613 that Trackanon plans to kill all. 263 00:10:54,681 --> 00:10:56,550 Thank you, and praise Trackanon. 264 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:06,760 Oh, hey, man. 265 00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:07,906 Just wanted to say thank you 266 00:11:08,026 --> 00:11:09,967 for those terrific time-travel pills. 267 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,969 Uh, let me update you on my life. 268 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:13,670 I'm now married to Maggie. 269 00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:15,938 And absolutely everything's perfect, so... 270 00:11:18,518 --> 00:11:19,774 yeah. 271 00:11:19,841 --> 00:11:22,108 D-do you have any new video game magazines? 272 00:11:22,176 --> 00:11:23,511 I don't know. Check the rack. 273 00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:24,514 Well, yep. 274 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:31,226 (Sighing): Okay... 275 00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:33,430 Female voice: This is the one-hour warning 276 00:11:33,498 --> 00:11:35,167 (siren wailing) For the city-wide curfew. 277 00:11:35,234 --> 00:11:37,203 Please return to your homes now. 278 00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:38,238 (Man grunts) 279 00:11:38,305 --> 00:11:41,244 Ugh, I can't take it anymore. 280 00:11:41,311 --> 00:11:43,177 Go back to space, you crummy aliens! 281 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,510 (Shouts) 282 00:11:47,811 --> 00:11:50,146 Maggie: Hey, I thought you stopped reading that magazine. 283 00:11:50,213 --> 00:11:51,777 R-really? 284 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,177 Yeah. 285 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:54,912 You said it was a dumb magazine 286 00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:56,580 for kids who play too many video games. 287 00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:57,880 I-I did? 288 00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:59,414 (Gasps) Oh, our favorite show is on. 289 00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:00,513 Ooh... 290 00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:02,283 Is it, uh, Carniv?le? 291 00:12:02,351 --> 00:12:04,153 No, Meet the Press. 292 00:12:04,221 --> 00:12:05,856 Meet... 293 00:12:05,924 --> 00:12:07,525 Man: On your 401k. 294 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,661 Is it too late to climb on board? 295 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,030 Man 2: Not at all, I think 296 00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,833 what we've seen is just the tip of the iceberg. 297 00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:13,802 Woman: I would not want to be on the sideline. 298 00:12:13,869 --> 00:12:15,169 There's lots of room for growth. 299 00:12:15,237 --> 00:12:16,572 Man 1: Glad to hear that, 300 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,608 which brings us to the financial markets... 301 00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:20,043 Female voice: This is your daily reminder 302 00:12:20,111 --> 00:12:22,477 that Trackanon plans to kill all. 303 00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:24,410 Thank you, and praise Trackanon. 304 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:26,913 Mike? 305 00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:29,015 Josh Greenberg. 306 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,582 Get out of town. 307 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:31,550 Bring it in, dude. 308 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,886 What's happening, baby? 309 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,255 - Uh... - Good to see you, man. 310 00:12:34,323 --> 00:12:35,691 Ooh, sorry about that. 311 00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:37,761 - It's just... - Wh-what's all, uh... ? 312 00:12:37,829 --> 00:12:41,201 Oh, dude, I'm working as a sex slave for Trackanon. 313 00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:43,667 Great gig... dental, mental health, 314 00:12:43,735 --> 00:12:45,436 Jewish holidays off. 315 00:12:45,504 --> 00:12:46,970 It's killer stuff, man. 316 00:12:47,038 --> 00:12:48,439 Female voice: Two-minute warning. 317 00:12:48,507 --> 00:12:49,741 Ooh, hey, could you help me stretch real quick? 318 00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:51,043 Yeah, o-okay. 319 00:12:51,111 --> 00:12:52,744 - Just put the lid down. - All right. 320 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:55,347 Okay, get on in there, brother. 321 00:12:55,415 --> 00:12:57,249 - Jesus, I'm just, uh... - Go for it. 322 00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:59,150 Just, just push, man. 323 00:12:59,217 --> 00:13:00,783 Yeah, just like that. 324 00:13:00,851 --> 00:13:01,816 Oh, just like that! 325 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:04,452 Ah, hail Trackanon. 326 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:07,158 Whoo! This feels good, man. 327 00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:08,822 Just the two of us hanging out again, 328 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:09,889 I mean, it's been, like, years. 329 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,090 Really? 330 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,091 Yeah, but, dude, it's not your fault. 331 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,658 I totally get it... you're too busy. 332 00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:16,659 Here, stretch my cheeks. 333 00:13:16,727 --> 00:13:19,660 Uh, married to Maggie, hello. 334 00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:22,163 Trading bonds at Goldman Trackanon. 335 00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:23,664 It's beautiful, man. 336 00:13:23,732 --> 00:13:25,435 We're both living the lives we always wanted. 337 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,933 (Horn blows) 338 00:13:27,053 --> 00:13:28,590 Oh, sex horn, dude... gotta run. 339 00:13:33,342 --> 00:13:34,909 Josh: Does anyone here know Liz? 340 00:13:34,977 --> 00:13:38,045 Man 2: Code green! Code green! Tunnel breach! 341 00:13:38,113 --> 00:13:40,816 General Greenberg, we found this intruder. 342 00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:42,184 You want to kill him? 343 00:13:42,251 --> 00:13:43,884 Leave him to me. 344 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,286 Josh, what are you doing here? 345 00:13:45,354 --> 00:13:47,193 I thought you and Maggie were loyal to Trackanon. 346 00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:48,293 What? 347 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,562 Doesn't matter... it's so good to see you. 348 00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:50,999 I can finally give you your wedding gift. 349 00:13:51,119 --> 00:13:52,129 You got golf clubs. 350 00:13:52,196 --> 00:13:53,395 Yeah, the pro at your country club said 351 00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:54,796 that they were your favorite brand. 352 00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:56,198 (Alarm wails) Man: Tunnel breach! 353 00:13:56,266 --> 00:13:57,301 (Guns fire) Alien in the tunnels! 354 00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,097 Country club?! 355 00:13:58,217 --> 00:13:59,837 Code green! Code green! 356 00:13:59,904 --> 00:14:01,337 Let's go! 357 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:02,637 Get down! Go! 358 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:08,796 Stay down, Josh! 359 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,679 Get off my planet! 360 00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:13,383 (Yells victoriously) 361 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:14,897 (Alarm stops) 362 00:14:15,531 --> 00:14:17,949 I mean, golf clubs. Are you s... ? 363 00:14:18,069 --> 00:14:19,188 Like, what is this? 364 00:14:19,256 --> 00:14:21,156 What, what is this? 365 00:14:21,224 --> 00:14:24,528 I look like d'Artagnan, and I love Meet the Press? 366 00:14:24,872 --> 00:14:26,597 Have I really changed that much? 367 00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:28,931 No. I mean, you still have 368 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:32,978 your distinctive... Josh... facial hair. 369 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,953 Hey, listen, the important thing is, you're happy. 370 00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:37,775 (Alarm sounding, gunfire) 371 00:14:50,368 --> 00:14:52,355 What do you mean you're not happy? 372 00:14:52,422 --> 00:14:54,758 What does that mean? What? You're not acting like yourself! 373 00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:56,854 I know. That's the point I'm trying to make. 374 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,928 This isn't who I am. 375 00:14:59,995 --> 00:15:01,699 Josh, you're scaring me. 376 00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:03,367 No, Maggie. It's okay, all right? 377 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:04,866 I can... I can fix this. Watch. 378 00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:06,699 - I can make things better, okay? - How? 379 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,101 I'll make... I'm make everything okay. 380 00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:10,016 I'll make everything... 381 00:15:11,197 --> 00:15:12,975 - What?! - Oh, no. 382 00:15:15,078 --> 00:15:16,413 - Oh, no. - What?! 383 00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:17,984 Oh, no. 384 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,986 (Sighs) 385 00:15:27,069 --> 00:15:27,857 I'm stuck here. 386 00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:28,758 (Cries, sniffles) 387 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,078 Josh: Uh... 388 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:34,896 Okay. 389 00:15:34,964 --> 00:15:37,507 - (Distant alarm wailing, gunfire) - Maggie, we just... 390 00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:39,469 We shouldn't be married. 391 00:15:39,536 --> 00:15:42,172 - We need to get divorced. - We can't! 392 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,666 No. Okay, I know. I know, it's... no fun. 393 00:15:45,786 --> 00:15:47,199 No one wants to do it, but it's... 394 00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:48,449 Oh, you idiot! 395 00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,418 Trackanon's Catholic, okay? 396 00:15:50,486 --> 00:15:52,253 Divorce is punishable by death! 397 00:15:52,321 --> 00:15:54,421 We're married for the rest of your life! 398 00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:56,256 Hail, Trackanon. 399 00:15:56,324 --> 00:15:57,924 Female voice: (Beep) Thank you. 400 00:15:57,992 --> 00:16:00,028 - Do it. - Do... do what? 401 00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:01,062 Hail, Trackanon. 402 00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:04,966 Hail, Trackanon. 403 00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:06,742 Female voice: (Beep) Thank you. 404 00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:09,206 (Alarm and gunfire continue) 405 00:16:09,273 --> 00:16:11,541 (Maggie crying) 406 00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:14,377 (Sighs) 407 00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:17,079 (Maggie sniffling) 408 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,450 Yeah, sorry, dude... nobody gets in 409 00:16:22,518 --> 00:16:24,619 to see Trackanon except his official sluts. 410 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:27,656 Right. Well, maybe... I can join his harem. 411 00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:30,126 I don't know, dude. 412 00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:31,829 How wide can you open your mouth? 413 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,831 Well, uh... 414 00:16:33,898 --> 00:16:37,467 Whoa! Welcome aboard, stud! 415 00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:39,734 Here. Suit up and get greasy. 416 00:16:56,136 --> 00:16:58,502 Your Serene Majesty, this is my friend Josh. 417 00:16:58,569 --> 00:17:00,838 - He's super cool. - Yeah. Hi. Thanks. 418 00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:02,275 Thanks for having me. 419 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:05,621 (Grumbles) 420 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:06,961 A lot of it... 421 00:17:07,081 --> 00:17:09,791 - It's-it's my metabolism. - He's eating a lot more. 422 00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:12,194 Oh, yeah. No, no, I-I'm eating way more. 423 00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:20,006 (Lively dance music plays) 424 00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:36,491 (Mike grunting, gasping) 425 00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,760 - Oh, my God. - (Mike and Trackanon moaning) 426 00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:40,828 Oh, that's awful. 427 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,634 Uh, dance? 428 00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:45,870 _ 429 00:17:46,202 --> 00:17:48,335 430 00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,162 _ 431 00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:55,429 Oh, yup. Jogging to ya. 432 00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:58,312 Okay. Yeah, let me just, uh... 433 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,684 Finger your... 434 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,076 _ 435 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:03,920 Hey, come back! 436 00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:08,473 _ 437 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,659 Hey, dude, he's not kidding! He kills people all the time. 438 00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:12,092 Give back his king-stick! 439 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,093 I'm real sorry, uh, Trackanon, uh... 440 00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:17,169 This is... this is all my fault. This has nothing to do 441 00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:18,970 with you. You just... you really shouldn't even be here 442 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:20,239 right now. 443 00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,176 No! 444 00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,947 (Mike sobbing) 445 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,548 (Sobs) 446 00:18:37,757 --> 00:18:40,561 (Cheering and shouting) 447 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,306 He is dead! 448 00:18:46,373 --> 00:18:48,810 (Gunfire, cheering) 449 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,521 Oh! Tom! 450 00:18:50,641 --> 00:18:53,649 Tom, our Joshie was the one who killed Trackanon! 451 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,386 He saved the human race! 452 00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:56,495 Neato. 453 00:18:56,823 --> 00:18:59,323 (Electric shaver whirring) 454 00:18:59,631 --> 00:19:01,690 Okay, sign right here. 455 00:19:02,347 --> 00:19:05,114 And right here. 456 00:19:06,828 --> 00:19:08,495 Officially divorced. 457 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:09,962 Thank you. 458 00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:11,463 - Here are your rings. - Oh. Okay. 459 00:19:11,531 --> 00:19:13,064 You've completely ruined my life. 460 00:19:13,132 --> 00:19:14,599 (Mutters) 461 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,770 - Maggie, wait... - (Sighs) 462 00:19:16,837 --> 00:19:20,574 There's... someone I want you to meet. 463 00:19:24,969 --> 00:19:28,855 Uh, so, Maggie, uh, this is Graham. 464 00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:30,043 Graham, this is Maggie. 465 00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:32,003 That's the-the girl I was telling you about. 466 00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:33,378 Hey. 467 00:19:33,642 --> 00:19:34,558 Hi. 468 00:19:36,162 --> 00:19:40,144 So, Josh tells me you're... You're into golf. 469 00:19:40,849 --> 00:19:42,534 Yeah, I am... 470 00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:44,606 - Yeah? Cool. - ... Actually. 471 00:19:44,674 --> 00:19:46,410 - Yeah. What's your handicap? - My handicap? 472 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,045 - Yeah. - I'm like a... Like a ten index. 473 00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:49,177 Maggie: Oh, wow. 474 00:19:49,297 --> 00:19:50,748 (Josh sputters) 475 00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:52,950 How do you feel, Josh? 476 00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,685 Uh, honestly? 477 00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:56,232 (Graham and Maggie chatting in distance) 478 00:19:56,352 --> 00:19:59,923 Like I'm finally over her... For real this time. 479 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,855 (Inhales deeply) 480 00:20:01,922 --> 00:20:03,236 Do you guys want to go out? 481 00:20:03,658 --> 00:20:05,509 I'm not really ready to date, bro. 482 00:20:05,629 --> 00:20:07,793 You don't just get over someone like Trackanon. 483 00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:09,226 First person I'd ever been faithful to. 484 00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:11,261 Wasn't a person. 485 00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:12,919 Liz: And I... I gotta head to work. 486 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,541 Think I've got a shot at making partner, 487 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,092 now that all the partners are dead. 488 00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:19,705 No, you know what? Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys... 489 00:20:19,711 --> 00:20:21,555 No. No, no, no, listen... 490 00:20:21,586 --> 00:20:23,621 We are young. We're single. 491 00:20:24,604 --> 00:20:25,940 Trackanon is dead. 492 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,791 I'm sorry, but he is. 493 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,372 And it's Saturday night! 494 00:20:29,492 --> 00:20:30,891 - I... - Listen, 495 00:20:31,205 --> 00:20:32,958 what's the worst that could possibly happen? 496 00:20:33,078 --> 00:20:34,502 - I... I'm just... - I... 497 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,906 Come on! 498 00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,358 You pussies! 499 00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,159 - (laughs) - Huh? 500 00:20:40,175 --> 00:20:41,055 You pussy! 501 00:20:41,091 --> 00:20:42,005 - That's funny. - Right? 502 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,220 You are what you eat! 503 00:20:43,259 --> 00:20:44,611 - Hey, that a boy. - (laughs) 504 00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:45,971 - I'm not touching you. - Okay. 505 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,574 No, it's-it's... I don't actually talk like that. 506 00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:48,885 - Uh-huh. Oh, sure. - You know how I talk. 507 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:49,926 Anyway, the point is... 508 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,352 - What's the point? - ... the night is young! 509 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,665 - Oh, my God. - Follow the jiggling... 510 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:53,670 Ting-aling-aling! 511 00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:55,396 - I can't say no to that guy. - That is unbelievable. 512 00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:56,541 - Tinga-linga-ling. - Did you know he could do that? 513 00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:58,270 - Did you teach him this? - Mike: I do now. 514 00:20:58,283 --> 00:21:00,165 - Where did you get those moves? - Oh, shit. Oh, no. 515 00:21:00,188 --> 00:21:01,318 - Uh-oh. - (Mike singing) 516 00:21:01,397 --> 00:21:03,240 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 517 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,165 This is fun... 518 00:21:06,381 --> 00:21:11,221 Synced and corrected by OussLP www.addic7ed.com 519 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:15,821 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35419

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