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Pile cream? Pile cream.
Why have you bought me pile cream?
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Hally from school said sometimes
when you're pregnant, you get piles.
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Well, I haven't.
You sure? Have you checked?
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Because she said her downstairs
is... Dan. ..like smashed-up plum crumble.
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Sorry, I had that cued up.
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Look, I know you're sorry about
forgetting to pick me up.
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You don't need to buy me presents.
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I want to buy you presents,
you're my...
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My?
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One more present.
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They look happy, don't they?
Makes you think?
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Doesn't make me think.
Makes me think.
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Makes you think what?
What does it make you think of?
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Makes me think of the game
of Twister.
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I think if you think a bit harder,
it might make you think of...
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Get a job, Dan.
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"And that's when I realised,
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"I should've gone for a wee
when I had the chance.
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"I had started to leak,
and what a surprise,
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"I was wearing light blue jeans".
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Oh, dear! He sounds very sorry
for himself.
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Absolutely self-obsessed,
I'm afraid.
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"I was late..." Oh, morning, Carol.
Oh? Would you like a coffee?
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Oh, thank you, I'm not to have it.
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Father says it makes me skiff.
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Skiff? A skiff-skiff here,
a skiff-skiff there.
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"Have you had coffee again, girl?
Stop skiffing about the place,"
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he'll say, "It's like living with a
Mad March pink-eyed hare"!
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..and shouted, 'Look at his
winkle!'"
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Did you see the flowers?
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Oh, did you leave those?
Thank you, it's really kind.
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Just wanted to brighten the place
up a bit for you, it can't be easy.
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Living in a dead man's room?
Yeah. No. No.
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"Dad did that joke again when he
pulls my trousers and pants down
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"when I'm not expecting it.
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"Jerry, the milkman, was delivering
at that very moment,
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"and he saw my peas and carrot".
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On that, do you think we could move
some of the old man's stuff out?
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Um... Specifically, the giant
statue of Christ? It's just...
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..it's a bit unnerving, cos...
I mean, it's cross-eyed.
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Cross-eyed Christ?
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Yeah, it's a cross-eyed Christ.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Daniel,
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I'm afraid the family absolutely
insist that we move nothing
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until they can come themselves.
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Lord knows when that's going to be.
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They've had their bus pass
taken away!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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"He gave Dad a thumbs-up,
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"and then they started talking about
race horses, as if I wasn't there.
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"I pulled my pants up, and watched
Swap Shop".
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The child had no idea about
narrative structure, for a start.
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Is it any wonder his dad ridiculed
him? Sounds like he needed it!
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Needed it! Yes, Richard was just
trying to toughen the boy up!
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You were too soft on him, Polly,
let him get away with too much!
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Shh! His dad loved him very much.
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What are you reading?
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Nothing. Mum!
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Well, Daniel, I was going through
some things in storage,
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and I found your diary.
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And it's worried me very much!
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She overindulged you,
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and she's worried you'll do the same
to Simon Bridges.
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Give me that!
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Daniel! You must make Simon strong!
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Teach him not to be so frightened of
everything!
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Yes, and teach him not to put his
Action Men rifles up his penis!
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Page 54!
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The child was deranged!
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Like a hot monkey!
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Unbelievable!
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Remember, one man's rubbish
is another man's gold.
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Last week, I went past the bins
in Marks and Spencer,
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I found a whole frozen chicken.
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It got wrapped in a cardigan,
and was perfectly preserved.
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Mr Crumbs... Enjoying that?
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I like yogurt.
Well, you like MY yogurts.
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It was in fridge.
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My fridge!
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Morning Brian! Really exciting
meeting.
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You know what? Being fired from the
lost property office has made me
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realise money is an absolute con.
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Turns out, you don't need a job.
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You can live with no money.
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OK, just as an alternative theory,
no, you can't.
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You can, and it's called
"freeganism"!
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Right, Mr Crumbs? Oh, yeah, big
time!
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You, Mickey and...
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Mr Crumbs. Mr Crumbs are indeed
living for free, in my flat.
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Brian, yesterday, Mickey
and Mr Crumbs only ate bread
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they found in the park.
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And that was just day one!
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We've come up with loads
of ideas today!
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OK, well, while you and your two
human ducks are wasting the day
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with this horseshit, could you
please ask Mr Crumbs to stop
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helping himself to my yogurts?
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I likes yogurts. Yes!
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See how stressed money makes you,
guys?
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Right, let's get brainstorming.
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MUSIC: Lovely Day
by Bill Withers
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When I wake up in the morning,
love
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And the sunlight hurts my eyes
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And something without warning,
love
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Bears heavy on my mind
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Then I look at you
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? And the world's all right
with me... ?
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Just one look at you
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And I know it's going to be
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? A lovely day... ?
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The hell was all that about?
What?
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Don't "what" me, mate, you just
assaulted Jason!
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I'm not mate, I'm Kevin.
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Right. It's a figure of speech,
Kevin.
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Just go over there and cool off.
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Sir! This'll come off, yeah?
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He's fucking mad! Why's he written
"rat" on my head?
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Not going well, his interview,
is it? He's got "rat" on his head.
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He's mad! Why's he written "rat"?
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You are a rat.
Fuck off, mum's clothes!
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I don't wear my mum's clothes!
Come on then, you prick!
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How old is that kid?
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Yes or no?
I mean, they're challenging,
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but I think I can develop
some strategies.
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Do you want the job or not?
Well, let's talk pay.
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Classroom assistant, basic.
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Not a teaching role. Noise is fine,
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we're far enough away from the main
school building.
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And it'll be the same faces
that get sent here most days.
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Yeah...if I didn't know better,
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I'd say this place was a dumping
ground for the disruptive kids.
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It's almost... A bin?
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It's your call.
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Babies are expensive things,
aren't they?
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Mum's clothes!
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Come on, then! Who wants to fight
me? Come on, let's go...
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Go well?
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They're insane!
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I'm going to tell him to stick it!
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And go back to farming?
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Well, there's got to be another way.
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What other skills have you got?
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Didn't you say you could get four
digestives in your mouth?
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Five. Listen to me when I tell
you things.
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She's got it all worked out
already.
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She can live at her parents' house.
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I've got nothing to offer that baby
before it even arrives.
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Yeah, you have. What?
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Come on, use your brains!
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You remember what it's like to be a
kid, don't ya?
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What did you need?
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"I don't know what I'd do
without him!
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"He's my special, special friend!
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"I want to squeeze him so tight
until we both cry together
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"like best friends!"
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Is this your diary? You were
King of the Losers!
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Give me that!
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"Bear and I had a lovely day
in the park.
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"We held hands. It was so sunny
and lovely.
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"Don't think I'll ever forget".
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Oh, Bear! This ice cream
is so lovely!
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Would you like some?
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You've got it all over your nose!
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You're my best friend! Oh...
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A bear?
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I don't remember.
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I don't remember!
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MUSIC: Only You by
The Platters
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Only you...
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Can make this world seem right
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Only you...
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Can make the darkness bright
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Only you and you alone
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Can thrill me like you do
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? And fill... ?
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Brian! Look at all the stuff I got
for free!
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Jo, we need to talk. I can't believe
I never thought of it before!
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Why would you get a boring job
when you've got all this stuff
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just scattered around for free?
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I'll tell you why, because you're
not a fucking Womble.
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Why are you so angry?
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Shakira? I don't use money any more.
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What've you got for free? Fuck all.
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Well said. Come on, you must have
something that's going out of date.
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It's good for the environment?
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Whatever that means.
Jo, has it occurred to you,
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I might want my flat back soon?
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So my children can visit me?
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That's all part of the strategy.
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Me and Mickey are trialling a free
food and drink technique
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this afternoon, and Mr Crumbs
is out bulb-scrumping as we speak.
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Bulb-scrumping?
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Bulb-scrumping. Bulb-scrumping?
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Mr Crumbs goes around unscrewing
light bulbs,
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creating what we call "Dark Town".
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Ultimately, we make a deal
with the council.
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We restore light, in exchange for
land.
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Bish bash bosh, you get your
flat back,
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we build a house out of old tyres.
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You're insane!
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Jo, you can't live in my flat for
free like some twisted Fagin,
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sending your street urchins out
to steal light bulbs!
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Listen to this. Oh, God...
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"Mum and dad were out, so Bear and
I played in my room all night".
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Oh, Bear, you won!
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"Me and Bear were so tired,
we snuggled in bed
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"and had nice kisses".
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I just came to say goodnight.
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Goodnight, Mummy.
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That better not be
who I think it is!
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You're too old for this, Daniel!
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You'll get bullied at school again
if they find out!
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But he's my friend!
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Well? Well, what?
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Well, my only friend as a child was
a toy bear that
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I can't even remember. And?
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And?
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It stands to reason that my child
might be a
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no-friends loser too, so... So?
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So, I'm going to have to find that
bear, aren't I?
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Pass him down to my child!
As a matter of urgency. Thank you!
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That's the conclusion you've
reached?
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Yes! A friend for life.
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The friend that saved his dad's
life.
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My God, you always were a deluded
idiot.
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You can read it for yourself,
you '70s catalogue model!
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Grow up! Both of you, grow up!
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Brian?
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What's wrong with him?
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He needs a fuck.
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A good, hard fuck.
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How is Bob? He's left me.
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He's got a part in "Star Wars".
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Amazing!
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Oi!
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What's so urgent, Daniel?
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Nesta and I are going to a cheese
and wine at Cath Price's chalet.
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Oh, why didn't you say?
I would've arranged a police escort!
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Why are you in a judo outfit?
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Well, every do we attend,
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Jeanie Edwards copies what I wear,
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so I'm giving her something to think
about.
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My God. Certainly puts the conflict
in the Middle East into perspective.
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If we don't get there early,
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Christine Kenyon will have gobbled
all the blue cheese.
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What do you want? I want my bear!
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No, you don't. Yes, I do.
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I don't even remember having a bear,
but he was obviously important,
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so I want it!
You had all sorts of silly toys.
249
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You were a spoiled little puffer
fish.
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Good. Where are they?
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You shouldn't be playing with toys,
Daniel, you're a big boy!
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I don't want to play with them,
you mummified clown!
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Where are they?
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Paulie!
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Nesta will be cross.
256
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She used to tell me off when she
came to stay.
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What? Why?
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Oh, Bear, look at you!
You've got it all over you!
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Boop!
260
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,300
Honestly, he's been much better
recently, Nesta!
261
00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:53,540
So, let me see the boy, Paulie!
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I knew it! You are ten years of age,
Daniel.
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It isn't right.
264
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Do you want people to think that
you're odd?
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No!
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No! Bear!
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Bear!
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Bear!
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I do remember!
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But why was Nesta cross?
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Paulie, what are you playing at?
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Kenyon's just gobbled up the best
part of a wheel of Roquefort.
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Daniel's looking for his toys.
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He wants Bear.
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I knew this would happen.
Never mind about the past, Daniel.
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Concentrate on being a strong
father.
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Where are they? Where are my toys?!
278
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I gave your toys to the children's
ward at the hospital.
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Oh, Paulie, will you never
learn? Right!
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But, Daniel...about the bear...
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Oh, Daniel.
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Pretty delicious, eh, Mick?
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One pint of blood, two free
biscuits and a cup of tea.
284
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Bosh! So much for Brian's theory.
285
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,540
I don't mean you should double drop,
Mick.
286
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You can't handle it,
you haven't got enough blood.
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On your head be it.
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Oh, hello.
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Come to give blood?
We most certainly have.
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OK, well, come on in, take a seat.
291
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MUSIC: Wichita Lineman
by Glen Campbell
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? I am a lineman for the county... ?
293
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How did we end up here, eh,
young man?
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00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:47,460
Searchin' in the sun for another
overload
295
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:56,540
? I hear you singin'
in the wire... ?
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Hello?
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It's me.
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00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,740
Yeah, I was expecting to be at work
today.
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00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:07,780
But I don't have that much on,
and...I could use some time,
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00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,540
a couple of hours.
301
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:14,580
No, I know we said not today, it's
just, I could really do...
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Yeah.
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That's great. Just great.
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Yeah...only a couple of hours,
I promise.
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And I want you for all time
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00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:36,980
? And the Wichita lineman... ?
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00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:06,260
What are you doing?
308
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,220
Oh, hello!
309
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,180
You're too big to play with toys.
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00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,340
Oh, you're never too big to play
with toys.
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00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,780
You are! You're too big!
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Toys are for poorly boys and girls.
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00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,500
Right. Well, we're all poorly in
our own way, kid.
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Do one.
315
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,540
Rabbit wants to know why you haven't
said hello.
316
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,100
Because I'm not insane, kid.
317
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,500
Get lost! I'm trying to find a
bear here.
318
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:30,900
There's no bear anywhere!
319
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:34,220
Rabbit says he might know where
there's other toys.
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Good, where?
321
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,420
You have to ask Rabbit.
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00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,060
Where are the toys?
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00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,980
Rude.
324
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,620
Excuse me, Rabbit.
325
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:46,660
Where are the other toys, please?
326
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:55,740
Oh, my God.
327
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,780
He says, "Follow us".
328
00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,820
At last!
329
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:02,180
Rabbit says, "Don't be so
impatient."
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00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:06,220
I'm this close, kid.
331
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:07,900
Not long now, Mick!
332
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,700
Yum-yum, biscuit time!
333
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,900
In your face, Brian!
334
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:13,980
Who said there's no such thing as
free food?
335
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:18,020
Mick? Mickey?! Nurse!
336
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:26,900
Hello? Jo, calm down!
337
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,900
Well, what's wrong with him?
338
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,700
I'm going somewhere.
339
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:35,740
He's not going to die, Jo.
340
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,900
All right, all right!
341
00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:40,340
I'll come over.
342
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:44,380
God! Can there be no release?!
343
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:48,620
The ladies put them in there when
they come in.
344
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:58,460
What? Rabbit wants to know what we
get for showing you where they are.
345
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:02,500
The knowledge that you have got my
baby a special friend.
346
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:06,220
Oh... Rabbit says he wants 100 quid.
347
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:08,580
What?! 100...?
348
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:11,380
You want to choose your special
friends a little more carefully!
349
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:13,500
Bear would never try a cheap trick
like that.
350
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:17,540
You and Rabbit should be ashamed of
yourselves!
351
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:22,900
Ah, he's stealing the toys!
He's stealing the toys!
352
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,900
You bitch!
353
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,180
Oi, stop!
354
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,980
What's going on? Oh...
355
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,380
It's Mickey, don't worry.
356
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,620
He's going to be fine,
he's just given too much blood.
357
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,860
He double dropped for another
biscuit.
358
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,500
Is that what you've been doing?
359
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:42,900
Jo, this free-gan thing is madness,
for God's sake!
360
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,420
I'm sorry for calling you, Brian,
but I was frightened.
361
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,860
I've spent my whole life dealing
with your bullshit.
362
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:51,180
Either you or that idiot are getting
in my way all the bloody time!
363
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,980
They're my toys! Oi! Dan?
364
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:57,500
Oi, stop!
365
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,460
Oh, God! He's not here!
366
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,260
The bear's not here!
367
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,700
Oh, Dan. Jesus.
368
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:13,140
Bear! Where are you, Bear?
369
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,540
Dad? Where have you been, Dan?
370
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,540
Her waters have broken!
371
00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:23,060
I've been looking for Bear! What?
372
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,620
I went to the hospital to have Bear,
but he's not here!
373
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,540
Bear! Where are you, Bear?!
374
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:30,740
Dan! Emma is about to give birth,
pull yourself together!
375
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,540
Bear!
I need to get onto labour ward.
376
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:34,460
Yeah. It's all I had to give!
377
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,020
Bear's all I've got to give!
378
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,540
She's in pain, you stupid man!
379
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,300
Dan! I'm useless!
380
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,420
Our son will be too without his
special friend! Daniel!
381
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:46,060
Ow, it really hurts! Bear! Dan!
382
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:48,700
Dan! Bear! Oh, Mummy, it hurts!
383
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,500
Bear! Bear!
384
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,260
Bear! Dan!
385
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,860
Bear!
386
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:57,740
Dan, for God's sake!
387
00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:00,580
I was Bear!
388
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,540
Bear and I had a lovely day in
the park.
389
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:07,780
We held hands...so sunny and lovely.
390
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:11,500
Oh, Bear! This ice cream's so
lovely, would you like a lick?
391
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,300
Oh! Bear! No!
392
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:17,100
You've got it all over your nose!
393
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,540
You're my best friend!
394
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:19,700
Bear!
395
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,020
Oh, God! Oh, God!
396
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:27,060
Mum and Dad were out, so Bear and
I played in my room all night.
397
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,340
Oh, Bear, you won!
398
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:33,140
Me and Bear were so tired, we
snuggled in bed and had nice kisses.
399
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,660
No! No!
400
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:46,420
That better not be who I think
it is!
401
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:51,020
Oh, Bear! Look at you, you've got
it all over you!
402
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:56,700
Oh!
403
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:05,340
I knew it! Bear!
404
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:08,020
No! Bear!
405
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:12,060
Bear!
406
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,140
Get that woman in here, now!
407
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:22,620
Are you the father?
408
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:25,540
Come on, then!
409
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:26,580
Breathe.
410
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,500
Go on.
411
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:37,100
We're OK, yeah? Yep!
412
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:40,460
No, it's just that I...
Just go and meet your child.
413
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,020
Yeah.
414
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:44,900
We'll talk about it later. No need.
415
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:48,940
But we're cool? Yep!
416
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:53,220
MUSIC: The Teddy Bears' Picnic
by Henry Hall
417
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,940
If you go down in the woods today
418
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,500
You're sure of a big surprise
419
00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:02,140
If you go down in the woods today
420
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,740
You'd better go in disguise!
421
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:07,380
For every bear that ever there was
422
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,060
Will gather there for certain
because
423
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:14,100
Today's the day the teddy bears
have their picnic
424
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:20,620
? Today's the day the teddy bears
have their picnic. ?
425
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:25,220
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