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I guess I've always felt too big
for this country.
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Know what I mean?
Like a mighty, mighty caged eagle.
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Think I can put that on there?
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Dad says you have to fill your own visa
application out to teach you a lesson.
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Well, you tell your dad
from me that I don't need his help,
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and that his moustache makes him
look like a gay man from the 1970s.
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He says... I heard, Daisy.
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How long is it going to go on,
this childishness?
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Please remind Uncle Dan that last
week emergency services had to be
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called out to cut me
from a child's swing because of him.
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Luckily the firemen
were medically trained
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so were able to treat my
monkey bites at the same time.
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The one degree of separation rule
is there for a reason.
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Can you say it all again?
Just sit down, Daisy.
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Hi, girls. Hi, Jo! Half ten?
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New promotion for the shop.
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Loyalty cards. When you buy
a hammer, you get a stamp.
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When you've got eight hammers,
you get a free hammer.
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Is anyone going to need eight
hammers?
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Yes, they're really bad quality.
That's my genius.
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God.
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Maybe Jo should give up on a shop
and follow a girl out to America
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without even securing a job first.
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Told her you're coming yet?
Thought not.
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You're petrified to
because that would make it real.
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Oh, hello. Someone forgot his own
rule and spoke to me directly.
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Your inconsistency is delicious.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!
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Look at your old man, girls,
gobbling up his forgetful pie.
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You're silly. Shut up, chimp.
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Me and Mickey are having
an executive meeting if you fancy.
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No, I've got to do this. Brian?
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Sorry, I've got the girls all week
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and we're off to play squash,
aren't we?
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Oh, will the girls be playing squash
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or will they just be watching Dad
again?
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Good luck with your form filling.
Come on, girls.
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You boys need to make up.
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My aunt didn't speak to my Uncle Ted
for seven years.
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He was too stubborn to ask what was
wrong. Turns out she was dead.
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Had been all along.
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Stank. Right. I'll see you later.
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You'll miss me when I go to America,
won't you, Shakira?
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This is my normal face.
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This is the face I'll have when
I find out your plane's crashed.
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It's the same face. Yeah.
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What the f...
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Hello, dear. You need a new razor.
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Had to have a go at the pins
and some of their hairs down there
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were like the mooring ropes
on the Titanic.
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Well, best make yourself scarce.
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I'm about to drop gown
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and I don't think you're quite ready
for this jelly.
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Why do I have to share my flat
with my auntie? Am I Charlie Bucket?
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Nesta and Daddy had a chat and
they thought it would be nice for us
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to have a little privacy.
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He's moving in already?
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I thought you'd be pleased for me.
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Oh, I'm delighted my mum's shacking
up with a fun-sized Peter Sutcliffe.
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You'll only have to share with Nesta
for a few weeks
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before you've gone to America.
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I like Nesta but she snores
like a goblin farting down a well.
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I don't want to speak out of turn
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but wasn't the flat originally
left to Nesta?
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It's none of your business,
you sinister little shit. Daniel!
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Oh, Polly, I know why he's so upset.
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He thinks I want to
step into his dad's shoes.
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Those are my dad's shoes!
I gave them him, Daniel.
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He was weeding my borders.
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He's trying to get rid of me
before I go to America.
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You can't see it cos you're too
busy dragging your arse
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across a carpet in front of him like
a baffled labrador. It's disgusting.
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Oh, now, Daniel.
I propose we do top and tail.
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I sometimes forget
that Bertie is dead
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and I can get quite...hands-on.
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You listen to me,
you crumpled trolls.
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If I have to share my flat
before I go to America,
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I leave this house today and I take
every single thing I own with me.
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What, this is it?
I'm afraid so, dear.
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All I've got to show for 45 years?
A little blue chair?
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Daniel, we don't want you to go.
No, no, he's won.
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I hope you're happy.
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Imagining you're only son
spending his remaining time
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in this country in the back
of a 1980s Honda.
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Oh, dear,
this is a terrible oversight.
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This is still in your dad's name.
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You've been driving illegally
for years, I'm afraid.
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It's not your car. Fine!
Oh, Daniel, don't be silly.
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You can take the car. No, no.
I only want what's mine.
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Well, if you're going to be stupid
about it, that's your father's coat.
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Daniel, you can have the coat!
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Oh, dear.
I do worry about that lad.
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I mean, culturally, it just makes
sense for me as a move.
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I love the place.
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Even when I was at primary school,
my mum used to address me
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as Boss Hogg from Dukes Of Hazzard,
which...
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..unsurprisingly, on reflection,
led to prolific bullying.
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Do you have the form? Oh, yeah,
sorry. Sure I'll be fine, though.
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I know you love us over there.
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If I get in trouble, I'll just do
the old Hugh Grant.
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The old...bee-bee-bee-bee.
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"I think I love you."
You love all that, don't you?
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What I love is a fully completed
visa application.
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Yeah, I'm struggling a little bit.
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I normally have a friend
who helps me
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with the boring stuff but
he's one degree of separated me.
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This does not even have
a home address.
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Oh, I'm having a nightmare.
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I've been kicked out of my house
because...
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My mom's banging Chucky's grandad.
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Sir, it is of no interest to me
your family matters,
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or indeed why you walk around
with a little blue chair.
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What I need is a completed form.
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Come on, mate. Cut me some slack.
I'm safe as houses.
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I haven't even had a look
at a Qur'an. Complete the damn form.
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Oh, my God. This is mental. Marital
status? What the hell is that?
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This may as well be in Chinese.
I filled out section 8, you clown.
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I don't want your help with this.
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I need somewhere to stay
for a couple of days.
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I'm sleeping
in the storage cupboard.
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Micky's bags are
the only available space.
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Micky! I told you,
I can't have my mannequins asleep.
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Now you're up,
go down to Dave Tubbard's lockup.
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Got some interesting new stock,
apparently.
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Have the sleeping bag. I can't shift
it. It's got holes at both ends.
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What? I'll stay in a hotel.
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My wallet. Shit.
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Time to move on, Polly, love.
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Yes, I suppose there's no point
being sentimental.
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They belong to your husband.
Just feels a bit odd for me.
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Yes, of course.
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Let's have a brew, shall we?
Good idea.
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Oh! I'll put the kettle on.
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Mr Davies! Oh, God, sorry.
No, I thought it was half term.
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It is half term.
It's holiday drama club, sir.
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So you're teaching
in your spare time?
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And you're all coming in?
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It enhances our curriculum-based
work and helps us
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further bond with our teachers.
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Who's he? It's me, Robin!
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Why don't you go in, lads?
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You're teaching in your holidays.
It's weird.
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Well, maybe if you did a drama club,
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the head wouldn't think
you were so rubbish.
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Yeah. You've picked up on that,
have you?
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Well, he just said it. He said,
'You're taking over from Dan Davies.
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'He's rubbish.
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'And a dick.' What? Huh?
You don't have to be here.
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Well, my boys are with their dad all
week, so what else am I going to do?
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But I'd love to get tractored
tonight
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if I could find a drinking partner.
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Are you here tomorrow? Yes. Why? No
reason. I'm not trying to live here.
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Calm down.
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Don't forget your little blue chair.
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I won't!
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And that last move I did on Hank
is called a crosscourt dash.
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60% knees, 40% confidence.
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You can talk about it in show and
tell next week if you like. Oh, God.
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You can drop that look,
Captain Smugwash.
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I just need somewhere to stay
for a couple of days.
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Mum's being blinded by a sex fog
and they've kicked me out.
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He can have my bed. Or mine.
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Dan isn't sleeping on anyone's
bed, nor indeed my new sofa
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until I receive a full apology.
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I need a permanent address.
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For the visa form you don't
need my help with? Come on, girls.
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What's a tax code?
What does naturalisation mean?
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It's not funny, you losers.
Tell your dad to let me stay!
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Cancel your gym membership
while you're here.
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Next time you're homeless,
you might be able to afford a hotel!
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Yeah. Oh!
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Well done, Lester.
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Oh, God.
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What's this? It's a...
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It's my exercise tube.
That's not a sleeping bag?
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Well, what's this?
Little blue chair.
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I just use it to chill out on
after I've done a workout, so...
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Are trying to sleep in the gym,
mate? No! Yeah, you are.
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You're trying to sleep in the gym.
You can't sleep here.
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I'm not trying to live in the gym.
Live?! Live, sleep. Whatever.
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I'm just a member. I'm just...
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Hoo. Ooh.
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Where's your gym kit?
No-one wears gym kit any more, mate.
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It is not 1990.
I'm not Monica from Friends.
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I exist. I gym.
There's no distinction.
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If you're in the gym,
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you use the facilities at all times.
Do you understand? Yeah!
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We exercise in the gym, mate.
We don't live in the gym.
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We don't live in the gym. Yeah.
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OK, you lovely people.
Let's box till midnight, yeah?!
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Left, left.
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Right, right.
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Left, left.
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Come on! Push it!
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Harder!
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Come on!
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Let's fucking have it!
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Look, go into your email
and search for HMRC in your inbox
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and there'll be something in there
with your tax code on it
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and you'll know it's your tax code
because it will say tax code on it.
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And what on earth have you done
to your face? You look like ham.
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Never mind that. Listen, I also need
to know... Hang on.
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Dan, look, I'm not your PA.
I'm your...
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Well... Why do you need all this
information, anyway?
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I can't tell you
that from inside a sleeping bag.
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I want to do it properly.
Do what properly?
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Dan, look, I can't be doing with
these mysterious phone
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calls in the middle of the night.
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I feel like shit. Look...
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I just... I've got to go. Dan?
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Hey, I'm on a private phone call
here, mate.
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People are waiting to use this
machine.
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Tell them to get their own machines.
They're all busy.
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Who are these people? It's midnight.
Feel the burn or hit the bricks.
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What's it to be?
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Yeah, I'll feel the burn.
I'm burning all night.
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I'll burn all fucking night, mate.
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It looks sore.
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It is sore.
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There's a lot of information
missing here.
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I sort of figured
if I don't understand it,
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I probably don't have it.
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Like a tax code.
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Not applicable. You have a tax code,
sir. And this address... Yep?
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This is your new address? Yep, yes.
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The 24-Hour Pump Zone? Yes.
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The 24-Hour Pump Zone?
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Houses have names, mate.
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Fucking hell, mate. Prince William
wouldn't get this, would he?
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You'd teabag anyone with their own
coat of arms, you lot.
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Teabag?
You know.
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Go back to your pump zone.
Do it again.
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Mate, please don't make me go...
home for another night.
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That's it, Alice. Well done, love!
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And you, you fat fucker! Move it!
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Hey, fella!
236
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Maybe you shouldn't have tried to
keep up with Mad Mike. Hey!?
237
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,820
I didn't pick it. It just bled.
238
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You. Use the facilities or get out.
Please. Zumba or street now.
239
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,740
I was just taking five minutes
to fill this form out
240
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while I was resting in betw...
Dad.
241
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:57,180
Hello.
Glad I've bumped into you, actually.
242
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Am I a specialist occupation or
a skilled worker? First one. Why?
243
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,660
Excuse us, Miss. He has a class.
I'm using the facilities.
244
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:07,580
He thinks I'm trying to live here.
He is. He's trying to live here.
245
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:11,060
Do you need a place to stay? No, I'm
just here to using the facilities.
246
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,460
You're...what?
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00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:17,500
Excuse us. The spa counts as one
of the facilities, right?
248
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:23,460
Well. She has a point, doesn't she?
249
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:29,260
You beautiful sculpture of a man.
Come on, Dad.
250
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:33,380
Let's get that place sorted.
251
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:37,580
I am worth it.
252
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:41,140
The shipping
forecast issued by the Met Office
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at 0730...
254
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,540
Dad, can Uncle Dan come to stay now?
255
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:49,260
Uncle Dan owes me a formal apology,
256
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:52,500
which I doubt will be forthcoming,
so no.
257
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,300
It's fun hanging out
with him and Jo.
258
00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,220
Depends on your definition of fun.
259
00:14:56,260 --> 00:15:00,260
I like it when Uncle Dan says rude
words. The prosecution rests.
260
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:05,940
Now, could you pass me the resin?
I'm going to erect the mast.
261
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:13,100
Girls... We made him a den!
262
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:35,140
They're clean, mate! They're clean!
263
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,620
Do you mind?
264
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:49,300
Sorry?
265
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,820
Oh, no, this is my chair.
266
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,220
Well, you have to give up
your seat for pensioners.
267
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:57,420
You're not listening. The chair
belongs to me. It's my chair.
268
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:59,380
Give the lady the seat!
269
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:03,340
You don't understand. It's not a bus
seat. It's my little chair.
270
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:07,140
Show a bit of respect!
271
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:09,340
What's wrong with his eyebrows?
272
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,660
I hate him! He's got a rash!
273
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,740
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Let's be clear.
274
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:18,420
If it's a bus seat,
I have to give it up. But it's not.
275
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,620
It's my little chair.
276
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:22,620
In fact, it's all I own,
so with the greatest of respect,
277
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,700
I'll be fucked if I'm going to give
up my legacy
278
00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:27,540
to some old lady
to have a lazy cruise to the bingo.
279
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:30,580
I'll give you a bloody legacy, mate.
280
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:31,660
Hey!
281
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,420
Nice eyebrows!
282
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:52,980
Oh, fuck off.
283
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:56,580
You what?
284
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:08,060
All good? Pft. Ah, but...
The form. All good?
285
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:12,420
It has a lot of writing on it.
All the pages are there.
286
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:15,060
However,
it clearly indicates it must be
287
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,340
witnessed by a person in a position
of responsibility.
288
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:22,380
It isn't.
289
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:27,940
Not a problem.
290
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:35,500
Jo, it's me. Yeah. Listen, I need
you to do me a favour.
291
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:39,540
Can you come down to the American
visa place in town? Yeah, now. What?
292
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:45,980
Yes, there are lots of Americans
here. What are you on about? Right.
293
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:50,540
Yes, good, hurry up.
294
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:59,460
I got your message, Mrs D. Brian.
Have you seen Daniel?
295
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:03,300
No, I'm afraid not. We're not
really on the best of terms.
296
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:07,340
I was sure he'd be staying with you.
I've got him some pants.
297
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:11,940
I'm sure he'll be fine.
He hasn't even got a coat.
298
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:19,860
- Let's go for a little drive, see if
we can track him down. - Yay!
299
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,020
Come on.
300
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:28,060
Wow. It is buzzing here.
Alright, Dan? Been to a party?
301
00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:33,700
What's all this shit? And what's
Mickey doing here? No offence, mate.
302
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:36,500
I'm Vicki Bigg, Dan, bringing
the mountain to Muhammad.
303
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,220
Shh! You can't say that round here.
304
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:40,540
Just sign this for me.
Can I put retail magnet?
305
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:44,580
No. Put shop owner, and don't
mention the name of the shop.
306
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:49,300
Cheers.
307
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:53,340
Right. Let's do a test, see if we've
got any real Americans. Nickelback!
308
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:58,380
Oh, my God. We've hit the fucking
motherlode. Quick. Put the sign up!
309
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,980
Happy? Happy is a bit extreme.
310
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:06,500
We're going to have to
retake your passport photos. Why?
311
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:10,540
Because you don't look like this
anymore. Please?
312
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,500
What do you want from me?
I've got nothing left.
313
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,900
I haven't even got my little blue
chair anymore.
314
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:19,940
Sir, I will have to get these
ratified.
315
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:36,820
That's it!
316
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,780
I'm finished.
317
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:44,340
I can't go now!
318
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:47,460
I'm finished!
319
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,700
Fine. Fine! Cut it out.
I'll take care of it. Goddammit.
320
00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:54,740
How in the hell did you people
ever have an empire?
321
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:58,740
Have Mr Kreeler come through,
please.
322
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,580
Yeeha, partners.
323
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,940
It's the American sale.
Home from home.
324
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:08,660
We've got Beefy Lee wrestling goals,
cos wrestling is American.
325
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,180
McDonald's apple pies
only just out of date,
326
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:15,220
and top of the list, A number one,
we've got American flags.
327
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,020
Pass it to them, Mickey.
328
00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:21,060
Careful, Mickey.
329
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:27,300
Yes? MAN: There is
an incident outside, sir. What?
330
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:31,340
Turn on your CCTV.
331
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:35,460
Is this your witness?
332
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:43,900
Oh, fuck!
333
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:46,900
Oh, fuck.
334
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,300
Oh, my God.
335
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,540
Put it out! Put it out! Calm down!
336
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:02,580
I didn't mean it!
It was an accident!
337
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:06,340
Daniel?
338
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:49,820
We didn't mean it.
It was an accident.
339
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,820
Your birth certificate must be
here somewhere.
340
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:58,980
I'm surprised they still agreed to
see you after all that palaver.
341
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:01,220
Brian plays squash with
one of the big bosses,
342
00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:05,100
so he went in and smoothed it all
over. Oh, Daniel.
343
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:08,180
How ever are you going to
cope in America?
344
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:11,020
I've read that one in three
people get shot.
345
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:15,060
Not to mention the portions.
I'll be fine. I'll be with Emma.
346
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:18,740
You have told her, haven't you?
No. I will.
347
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:21,580
Thought it might be a nice surprise.
Tell her.
348
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,420
You should definitely tell her.
349
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:27,300
Modern ladies like some notice
so they can trim their pampers.
350
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:30,140
Nesta's moving back into the main
house for now.
351
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:33,620
I've told Daddy he'll just have to
be quieter for a few weeks.
352
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,660
Yes, thank you, Mum.
353
00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:44,420
What's this? That's nothing to do
with you. It's got my name on it.
354
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:47,820
Oh. Polly, I thought you got
rid of that.
355
00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:51,860
Adoption certificate?
356
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,860
Mum?
357
00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:58,460
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