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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour
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I've really turned
a corner since you left.
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The teaching's going great.
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I'm positive,
so the kids are positive.
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Wow. Well, I mean,
it's only been six weeks
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but I really am sorry that
I didn't come out here earlier.
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New York must be
a pretty lonely place, I bet.
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Probably, but I'm in Boston.
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I might apply for deputy head.
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He hasn't replaced you,
so why not, eh?
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A man can dream.
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You hate teaching!
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The head's more likely
to appoint a bee.
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Anyway, Dan, look, it's gone four in
the morning here in Boston and...
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Should've said! I did.
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I do every time you call.
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And I assume that they still do
the Friday nine o'clock meeting?
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Yes, and?
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It's 9:10. I know.
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I can see the head
arriving late from here.
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Hey!
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Yeah, you tardy bugger!
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Time do you call this?
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You fucking knob!
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Cor.
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You are!
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Ah. No, he's good
as gold now with me.
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Right. You're clearly still
in your bed at your mum's house.
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You're probably in your pants.
And do you know how I know that?
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Because the last time I was there,
I stared at that Tizer stain
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on your ceiling for four hours while
you lay next to me and snored.
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Emma! Goodbye, Dan.
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Emma!
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Daniel, you're late.
I need to get these windows open.
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Oh, dear. The whiff you create!
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Get out of my room, old woman.
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You can't wear those again.
I can do what I like!
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Should I get another
pail of cold water?
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Get your trousers on, boy!
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We don't want to see
your messy rabbit.
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Good God, the stench in here.
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It's like a popped boil.
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And, clearly,
our graffiti artist is back.
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So, should you hear anything about
their identity or, indeed,
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if you spot a member of staff
licking a dog's bulb, let me know.
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THEY LAUGH
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Seriously, though,
let's get this kid caught.
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Doesn't look good for visitors.
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Now, then, happier matters -
teacher of the week.
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Who gets a handful of headmaster's
jelly treats this Friday?
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Think we all know who it won't be.
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THEY LAUGH
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So, for her wonderful
Young Enterprise event on...
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..on Wednesday afternoon,
Miss Charman.
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OK, have a great weekend.
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Mr Davies, there's a note I don't
want you to miss in your pigeonhole.
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My...?
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Whoa. Those are new, aren't they?
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Headmaster!
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Headmaster...
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Little mouse!
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You dropped your sweetie.
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Oh, sorry, Mr Klackov.
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Wait, it's litter.
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Do you know what a sweetie
on the floor attracts?
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Erm...
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The fox.
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And you know what
a fully grown fox is capable of?
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Oh, God!
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Don't drop sweetie on my floor
and make litter, little mouse.
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Women!
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They are messy.
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It's a disciplinary hearing, sir.
ALL: Oh!
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About time. He might just want to talk
to me about the drama budget, no?
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He doesn't give a shit about drama.
I heard him say.
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It's the same note he gave
Mr. Callaghan before he got sacked.
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Callaghan tried to sell a boy in France.
What have I done? You're always late.
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You set fire to Robin's hair.
You locked Karen in the cupboard.
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I think it's when you got us drunk.
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I didn't get you drunk.
You stole that from my office.
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And a whole class shouldn't be able
to get hammered on one box of wine.
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It's pathetic. Shame Miss Lipsey
isn't here to bail you out any more.
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Shame you're never
going to get married.
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Says the man who lives
with two old ladies.
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Your mum's got a new boyfriend
now, hasn't she?
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No. She has.
I saw them playing bowls together.
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Oh, well, they must be banging,
then, mustn't they? Grow up.
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Right. Go on, get on with your work.
I need to think.
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What work? Make up a play.
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About what? I don't know!
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Homelessness, Aids, whatever.
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Not Aids again.
I'm going to be a ninja.
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With Aids.
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"You don't have a father, Jo.
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"I just decided to be pregnant,
and I was.
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"So, you're capable of...
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"Yes. I can self-fertilise.
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"I saw no reason to doubt her,
so I never asked about Dad again."
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Jo, no-one is going
to buy your autobiography.
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Why is it blank halfway through?
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I'm not dead yet, am I?
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Anyone who buys a book
can come to me in the future
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and I'll write the next bit in.
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You're insane.
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Tache, what's this letter?
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How should I know?
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You're a bloody school governor.
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I'm heading up the digitisation
of school finals.
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I have nothing to do
with staff matters.
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And even if I did,
I wouldn't get involved.
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It's called conflict of interest.
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I pretended to know what Brian was
talking about by nodding hard.
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When you're next in, you've got to
have a peep at my personal file,
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tell me what I've done.
I'm in school tomorrow.
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Saturday? Yes.
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Everyone has their guilty pleasures.
Mine happens to be data entry.
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But I'm not going to be divulging
any information from your file.
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Here, I'm your mate, sure I am.
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But as soon as I step over that
threshold, I am Governor Ames.
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Good day!
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He's almost done it, hasn't he?
Just like he said he would.
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Since Julia left, he's almost
become 100% pure Brian.
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It's chilling.
I thought you hated teaching.
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I hate my cock and balls, Jo.
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Shall I snap them off?
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My job's all I've got left.
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Listen, if there's a file with all
the bad stuff in it,
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why don't you just get rid of it?
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They can't sack you
without evidence.
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Jo smiled. She realised
she'd said a really great thing.
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For inspiration.
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Yeah, I wouldn't bother.
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It's fucking shit!
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Oh! You're getting slow, old girl.
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You seen my laptop?
I need to skype Emma.
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Stop phoning her
in the middle of the night.
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You're like a horny mongrel, Daniel.
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I need to ask her advice.
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I've been called in by the head.
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What? You can't afford
to lose your job, Daniel.
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I mean, technically,
you're almost homeless.
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You're not far from being
a giant human rat.
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And you know what we do with rats.
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Yes, I get the message.
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We shoot them in the mouth.
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Don't tell Mum.
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DOOR SHUTS
VOICES
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She hasn't brought that bloke home?
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It's been a long time, Daniel,
and your mother has needs.
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She can't spend all her free time in
the en-suite, thumbing her pudding.
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Oh, come on.
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Nesta, we were just...
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Oh, Daniel. You're home early.
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Aren't I?
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This is my son, Daniel.
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This is Daedalus.
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But everybody calls him Daddy.
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Not everyone.
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Hello, lad.
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He's in trouble at work, Polly.
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Nesta! Oh, Daniel.
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Teaching's all you've got
now Emma's left.
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Emma? Who's Emma?
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His old boss. Silly boy
should have squired her but, no,
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he let her slip through
his fat fingers.
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There was that one night
before she left.
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Do you mind? A goodbye knee trembler
before leaving the country?
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That's hardly a solid foundation.
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For God's sake.
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He's got no money, no children.
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Probably a Jaffa.
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Never even had a scare.
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He hasn't. Lack of testosterone.
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His armpits are bald,
and now, no job.
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Right. Thanks for that,
you Shih-Tzu-faced hags.
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If you'll excuse me.
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Daedalus.
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Mmm. Unusual, a young man talking
to his elders like that.
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In my day, he'd have felt the hairy
side, but not my business.
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I'll put the kettle on.
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Oh, no. I wouldn't have that at all.
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Mr Klackov!
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What you do in school?
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You forget - it's Saturday!
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Like a stupid kid!
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Hey, pigeon brain!
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It's Sa-tur-day!
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No, no. I...
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I just bought you a present.
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Why?
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Are you fizzy in pants for a man?
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Oh, no.
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I've heard there's a key. Ah.
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Klackov's magic key, eh?
HE CHUCKLES
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You want to get into
headmaster's office?
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Yes.
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Come. My office.
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Come.
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Office?
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Hardly the fucking Pompidou Centre,
is it, mate?
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Bleurgh!
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Eugh, piss.
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You ever try Serbian rakia?
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Oh, it tastes like a lady's...
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Erm... How do you say...?
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Oh, erm...
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Fanny?
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Tears.
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You been Serbia?
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No. Do you miss it?
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It's a place of great pain.
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I can never return. Oh.
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It's my family.
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Oh, lovely. All dead.
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Ah.
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I like you.
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Tell me, how many years
have you taken?
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How many... Years have you taken?
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How old am I? Yes.
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45. Ah.
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And Klackov?
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Oh, I wouldn't like to...
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Come on. Come on.
Come on, pretty boy.
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How many?
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65?
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No!
HE LAUGHS
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Whoo!
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72.
HE LAUGHS
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Hurray!
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EASTERN EUROPEAN MUSIC PLAYS
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Come, dance.
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No, I... I... I couldn't.
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Do you want a magic key
for piss wide?
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No, never.
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Dance!
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MR KLACKOV HUMS
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Your plump friend,
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your nutty, crazy
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broken head.
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Jo?
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I like her.
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You bring her to me. Yeah.
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I'm not a pimp, mate.
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Oh, not a pimp?
No magic key for you.
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No.
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Oh, OK. Yeah.
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I'll speak to her.
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Fine. You'll probably get
on very well, actually.
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She used to be
a part-time cleaner, so...
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You say Klackov is cleaner?
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Part of your job, isn't it?
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You insult me,
you insult my dead family?!
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You think my sons are dogs?
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Or beggars? No.
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Cleaners? No!
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No magic key for you! You think
headmaster run this fucking school?
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Eh?
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Klackov run this fucking school!
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Out! Go on, get out.
260
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Whay, ha-ha-ha!
261
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You're mad. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
262
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You're fucking mad!
263
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HE CACKLES
264
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Now what? Can I suggest you read
chapter 34 of my autobiography?
265
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It's blank. Yeah.
266
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You want that file?
267
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We break in and steal it,
Ocean's Impossible style.
268
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Here's how I see it going down.
269
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I distract the guard at the front
gate, disguised as a bush,
270
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and then stealthily infiltrate the
facility using my cunning disguise.
271
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Pearce patrols the perimeter
to check for the headteacher
272
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whilst I attach
giant springs to my feet.
273
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Your mum somersaults
over the rear fence
274
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and busts out her ninja stance.
275
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Pearce keeps watch for Nesta
276
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while she takes out the three guards
with tranquilliser darts,
277
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which leaves me free to bounce into the
window like a fucking frog and... Jo!
278
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,260
What the fuck are you on about?
279
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All made sense in my head.
280
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I'll come up with the plan.
281
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,280
Who did the map for you? Dennis.
282
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,000
The cheeky little twat. 50 quid.
283
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,600
He's lucky I didn't grass him up.
284
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,320
What for? It's obviously him doing
all the graffiti, isn't it?
285
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How else does he know how to break
in?
286
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,240
Right. Let's get this over with.
287
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,280
Oh. You...will need these.
288
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,360
What's this? They're walkie-talkies.
For insurance.
289
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:25,800
Stay here. And maintain radio
silence unless absolutely necessary.
290
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HE BREATHES HEAVILY
291
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,680
HE WHEEZES AND STRAINS
292
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FENCE CREAKS
293
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Ohh!
294
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HE GRUNTS
295
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,080
Agh! Oh...
296
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HE RETCHES
297
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HE RETCHES
298
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,760
HE RETCHES
299
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,800
Arggggh!
300
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:35,280
HE STRAINS
301
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:42,400
MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY
302
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,840
HE GASPS
303
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,720
I like this.
304
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,160
Oh, right.
305
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,440
Thank you. It's thick...
306
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,880
down there too?
307
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,600
I... It springs. The hair! Pfff!
308
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,640
Under your hand.
309
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,320
You break anything in here,
310
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you will
have to answer to Krakow.
311
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:23,440
Righto.
312
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,440
HE HUMS A TUNE
313
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,720
HE STRAINS
314
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:56,520
HE STRAINS
315
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,640
WALKIE-TALKIE: # Remember you're a
Womble... #
316
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,320
'Dan, everything's fine here, Dan.'
317
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,760
I don't want to panic you but I
would like a response, thanks.
318
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,440
Remember you're a Womble...
319
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:13,480
Shut up! Shut up!
320
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,840
Agh, agh!
321
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,480
Agh...
322
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,520
Agh!
323
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,760
HE STRAINS
324
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,520
HE BREATHES HEAVILY
325
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,240
Argh!
326
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:49,280
HE STRAINS
327
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,280
Argh!
328
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,200
# I'm sorry
329
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,600
That you turned to driftwood...
330
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,640
Shit!
331
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,280
God!
332
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,320
It's like a little holiday.
333
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,160
SWEETS RATTLE
334
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,600
HE STRAINS
335
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,240
HE SNIFFS
336
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,240
I thought I knew that stench.
You're not taking that file.
337
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,480
Not on my watch!
338
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,840
What does it matter to you?
339
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,200
It's school protocol.
A school needs order.
340
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:50,240
THEY SHOUT
341
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,240
Argh!
342
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,400
Urrgh! Uh!
343
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,160
Argh!
344
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,720
MOUSTACHE RIPS
345
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,120
ARGH!
346
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:10,160
OBJECTS CLATTER
347
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:14,320
FIRE ALARM BLARES
348
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,120
Dan!
349
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,680
Dan!
350
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,280
Just take it. Run.
351
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,760
He's insane.
352
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,280
Away from here. I'll take the hit.
353
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,720
Ha!
354
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,520
WHEELS SQUEAK
355
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:44,560
Ha! No!
356
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,640
No! What the...?
357
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,960
Ohh!
358
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,960
WHEELS SQUEAK
359
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,600
Argh!
360
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:06,640
FIRE ALARM CONTINUES
361
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,840
FIRE ALARM STOPS
362
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,200
Come out!
363
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,280
Come out!
364
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:21,320
Krakow want to play!
365
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,360
You forget Krakow's magic key!
366
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,440
And no-one insult the Krakow name!
367
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,920
Well done, my fat friend.
368
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,240
The police are coming!
369
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,360
Dan! What are you doing?
370
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,280
There's no escape!
371
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,680
Dan, you've got to get out of
there!
372
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,080
Krakow run this fucking school!
373
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,880
Yeah-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
374
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,520
MANIACAL LAUGHTER TRAILS OFF
375
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,240
What am I doing?
376
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,800
'I thought you hated teaching.
377
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,200
'You hate teaching.
378
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,280
'The head's more likely to appoint a
bee!'
379
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,080
Of course!
380
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:13,120
Of course!
381
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,400
THUD
382
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:41,600
Fox! Argh!
FOX SNARLS FEROCIOUSLY
383
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,960
Argh! Fox!
384
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,080
Argh! Biting!
385
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:50,720
Agggh!
386
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,040
SCHOOL BELL RINGS
387
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,160
The disciplinary wasn't that
serious.
388
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,720
You really don't need to resign.
389
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,760
Look, mate, this has been
a long time coming.
390
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,520
I should never have become a
teacher.
391
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,560
I'm not good. I will never be like
Miss Sharman.
392
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,000
It's time to move on.
393
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,160
My aunt thought goose fat would get
it off, but it hasn't.
394
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,080
Yeah. It stinks, doesn't it?
395
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,080
# You're driftwood
396
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,560
# Floating underwater
397
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,680
# Breaking into pieces
398
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,080
# Pieces, pieces
399
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,200
# Just driftwood
400
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,840
# Hollow and of no use
401
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,520
# Waterfalls will find you
402
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,560
# Bind you, grind you
403
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,320
# Nobody is an island
404
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,120
Everyone has to go...
405
00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:04,720
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