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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:02,566 Freeze suckers! 2 00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:05,063 We're being robbed. 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:08,801 Now, if you two will just bear with me, we will reconstruct the evening... 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,536 and find out what happened. 5 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:13,404 Take him, Higgins! 6 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,538 Take him where? 7 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:17,174 What happened to your clothes? 8 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:18,875 The safe. Where is it? 9 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,078 We won't tell you. 10 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,381 (both) lt's in the office. 11 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:26,187 Sometimes we remember what we want to, not what really happened. 12 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:27,783 (Higgins) Dispatch the Pig! 13 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,350 [yelling] 14 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,559 (Magnum) Hawaiian sunsets are among the most... 15 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:40,599 breathtakingly beautiful in the world. 16 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,659 Grandly vibrant, uniquely different every day. 17 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,030 They paint a palate with boundaries that stop... 18 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,836 only at the horizons of one's imagination. 19 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:52,275 However, when the sun goes down, it looks the same all over the world. 20 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:55,075 Whether you're in Milwaukee or Maui, it's dark. 21 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:58,882 But Hawaii's many attributes don't stop when the sun goes down. 22 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,147 There is still plenty to see and do. 23 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:06,122 You could go to a luau, or a disco, or a fine restaurant... 24 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,160 a harbor cruise or the Don Ho Show. 25 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,252 [alarm ringing] 26 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:13,390 You could dance and eat until your feet and stomach were begging for mercy. 27 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,364 So why catch forty winks at home and set the alarm clock for 2.:00 a.m... 28 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,401 closing time all over town? 29 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:22,097 Because sometimes in Hawaii... 30 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,809 sports events are aired very late at night... 31 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,837 and tonight was the pivotal game in the American League East pennant race. 32 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,439 Orioles against the Tigers. 33 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,645 Probably the biggest game of the year and I was going to get to see it... 34 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,813 alone, without interruptions... 35 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:39,552 courtesy of the sports channel and the new cable system Robin had installed. 36 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,493 So what if I'd had to avoid friends and radios all day... 37 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,359 so I wouldn't accidentally hear the score. 38 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,455 So what if it was the middle of the night. 39 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:50,196 To me it was a perfect evening in Paradise. 40 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:53,068 (commentator #1 on TV) ...exciting baseball. What do you say, Joe? 41 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:56,472 (commentator #2 on TV) Harry, I say the sun is up, the stands are packed... 42 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,678 Tigers are ready, and it promises to be a great game. 43 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,080 (announcer on TV) We interrupt tonight's game... 44 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:04,013 between the Baltimore Orioles and the Detroit Tigers... 45 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,675 for this late-breaking news flash. 46 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,880 Right now we have a live report from reporter Ami Tenenbaum... 47 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:11,150 at the scene of this shocking story. 48 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,884 (Ami) I'm here at the posh and exclusive Kamehameha Club... 49 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,485 where a daring armed robbery has just occurred. 50 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,963 Apparently, three masked, heavily armed gunmen... 51 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,331 broke into the club at closing and robbed the manager of cash receipts... 52 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:23,960 totaling thousands of dollars. 53 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,200 We are expecting to hear from one of the Board of Directors at any moment... 54 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:28,331 but in the meantime... 55 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:31,639 perhaps we can find out what the police have to say on this matter. 56 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,339 Lieutenant Tanaka, excuse me. 57 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:36,774 Yes. 58 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,817 Do you have any firm leads or clues... 59 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,080 as to who the perpetrators of this crime are? 60 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,590 Unfortunately, the accounts of the witnesses are widely divergent. 61 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:46,784 It's going to take an exhaustive investigation... 62 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:48,622 before I can make any sense out of this. 63 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,526 That means no then? Right. 64 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,823 The only thing I am sure of is... 65 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:56,299 the robbers may have had some help from somebody on the inside. 66 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,530 Thank you very much, Lieutenant Tanaka. 67 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,937 I have been assured-- By the way... 68 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,667 do you have the score on the Tigers-Oriole game? 69 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,142 [whispering] Not yet. 70 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:07,270 Thank you very much, Lieutenant Tanaka. 71 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,406 I've been assured that we'll be getting a statement... 72 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,643 from one of the Board of Directors. 73 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,986 Here he is right now. Jonathan Higgins, who was apparently... 74 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:16,817 present at the time of the robbery. 75 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:19,449 Mr. Higgins, can you give us your comments as to... 76 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:21,186 what happened here at the club? 77 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,285 Comments? 78 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:26,125 Well, I felt the robbery was in incredibly poor taste in as much as the... 79 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,360 blackguards had the audacity to.... 80 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,600 I'm sorry. 81 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:35,601 I'm afraid you'll have to wait until tomorrow morning... 82 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:38,200 when the Board will issue an official statement. 83 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,338 Good night. 84 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,777 Lieutenant, these guys were big. 85 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,376 l'm talking 6 feet, 200 pounds easy. 86 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,445 The lout in the gorilla mask was six feet four, at least. 87 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,423 Oh, no, no, no. He wasn't that tall. Lieutenant. 88 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,460 Why are you asking the same dumb questions? 89 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,518 Shouldn't you be checking fingerprints or something? 90 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:57,995 They were wearing gloves. 91 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,725 No, they weren't. Yes, they were. 92 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,562 Can't you guys agree on anything? 93 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:02,794 (Magnum) l doubt it. 94 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:04,996 Thomas, you'll never believe what happened. 95 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,869 l saw it on the news. How you doing, Rusty? Keoki? 96 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:09,707 What happened to your clothes? 97 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,209 l'm ruined. 98 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,504 You. 99 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:15,113 You talk to them. 100 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:17,046 And if three of you come up with anything... 101 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:20,017 that even slightly resembles a lead, let me know. 102 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,520 l've got a ballgame to watch. 103 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:24,814 You guys all right? Yeah. 104 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:25,880 (Rick) No. 105 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,222 (Higgins) l'm quite certain that the Directors of this club... 106 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:31,889 are holding a secret ballot this moment to remove me from the Board. 107 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:35,058 Of course, since l've already resigned, that's quite unnecessary. 108 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:36,897 You don't have to resign, Higgins. 109 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:39,369 You're on about a hundred other boards. 110 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,473 What about me? l've only got one job. 111 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,441 Perhaps you should have thought of that... 112 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,807 before you hired that incompetent waitress, Rosette. 113 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:47,846 lt's Rosine-- l'm certain that she's the one... 114 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,313 who arranged those hooligans-- 115 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,009 (T.C.) Hey, why are you picking on Rosine? 116 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,711 l mean, if there was an inside man... 117 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,310 it was probably that wormy guy you hired to do the deposits. 118 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,379 l can't wait for this. Wormy! George Wong, wormy? 119 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,981 He's the finest CPA on the lsland. 120 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:01,822 Perhaps if you hadn't been ogling the lady at your table all night-- 121 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,054 Ogling? Ogling? 122 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,723 Guys, guys, guys! Time out. 123 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:09,627 We're never going to get anywhere if you don't stop bickering like this. 124 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,932 We're not going to get anywhere anyway. 125 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:14,302 Obviously someone working from inside... 126 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,535 planned and executed a masterful robbery. 127 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,440 So masterful, as a matter of fact... 128 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:20,206 Lieutenant Tanaka has as much as admitted... 129 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,974 that it's unsolvable and gone home. 130 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,345 l suggest that we do the same. 131 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:24,815 (Magnum) Wait a minute. 132 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,045 How do you know there was an inside man? 133 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,022 Somebody must have tipped them off that the cash was overflowing in the safe. 134 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,387 Thanks to you. 135 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,382 Don't start, T.C. 136 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,757 Well, who else knew about that? 137 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:38,126 Oh, no. No, you don't. 138 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:41,233 Very clever, Magnum, but it is not going to work. 139 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,427 We're not going to allow you to drag us into... 140 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,596 one of your parlor room detective dramas. 141 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,964 l'm much too tired and upset to go through some useless charades. 142 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:52,101 l would not consider recovering the money useless. 143 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:54,042 You think you might be able to do that? 144 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,478 No, he couldn't. 145 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,812 Yes, l could. With your help. Look, one of you... 146 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:01,980 saw or heard something that's going to be the key to this thing. Trust me. 147 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:03,316 (Keoki) Magnum. 148 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:06,120 l don't know. lt all happened pretty fast. 149 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,285 What happened to your eye, Keoki? 150 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,351 lt's not worth talking about. 151 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,398 Sure it is. You guys tell me what happened... 152 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,933 then we can figure out who the inside man is. 153 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,491 What've we got to lose? 154 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:19,970 Sleep. lt's late and l am going home. 155 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,904 My sentiments exactly. (Rick) Oh, fine. 156 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:23,100 Go ahead and split. 157 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,043 Personally, l'm going to stay and try and save my job. 158 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,168 Great. 159 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:30,440 Perhaps... 160 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,012 we ought to stay here... 161 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,745 to make sure he doesn't slip up... 162 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,253 on any of the details. 163 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,518 He'd better not slip up. 164 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,651 Keoki, put on a pot of coffee. This could take some time. 165 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:43,717 Sure, Magnum. 166 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,024 Okay, Rick... 167 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:46,997 let's get started. 168 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,260 Well... 169 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,436 it was closing time... 170 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:54,439 and Joy was just finishing up her last set on the piano. 171 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:57,533 Opening week of the new Anuenue Terrace room was a big success... 172 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,669 so, I wanted to make sure that I was sticking around... 173 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:02,077 ♪♪[singing] to make sure nothing went wrong. 174 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,446 Higgins and I were sitting at the bar. 175 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,918 T.C. was making goo-goo eyes at some chick. 176 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,386 And Rusty was sitting at his usual place. 177 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,892 Come on, Rusty. Closing time. Wake up. 178 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:22,626 Looks like you take Rusty home tonight. 179 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:23,896 Again. 180 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,365 Hey, could you take two mai tais to table four? 181 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,839 l've got something important to do. Sure. 182 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,170 Thanks. 183 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,308 [Joy continues singing] 184 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,738 Another fruit punch for me and a white wine for the lady. 185 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,248 Last call, T.C. 186 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,709 Last call here, maybe. 187 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:43,613 But what can l tell you, l think the little lady has plans. 188 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:47,056 A nightcap at her place and then, who knows? 189 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:49,286 She's actually asked you to her place? 190 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,525 Well, not in so many words. But she will. 191 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,593 Believe me, she will. 192 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,135 Hey, barkeep, how about those drinks? 193 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,899 You believe this guy? Barking out orders while Joy's singing. 194 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:02,839 Perhaps he doesn't realize she is singing. 195 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,433 Oh, very funny, Higgins. 196 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:07,809 Joy Kelly happens to be one of Honolulu's most popular entertainers. 197 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,745 Plus, she's got great talent. 198 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,339 lndeed. 199 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:15,018 lf her talent were half as impressive as her physique... 200 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,552 perhaps there would be a reason to extend her engagement. 201 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:19,985 As it is-- 202 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,718 [people applauding] 203 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,060 [whistles] 204 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:27,957 As it is... 205 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,969 [telephone ringing] the Board has decided to let her go. 206 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:35,073 As manager of the Club, it is your responsibility to tell her. 207 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:38,671 Oh, no, you don't, Higgins. lf you want her fired, you do it. 208 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:41,212 Rick, that was Mrs. Halloway. 209 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:44,009 She's about a quarter mile down the street in a phone booth. 210 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,744 She got a flat tire on her way home. 211 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,012 Oh, great. 212 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,520 She's about 90 years old. How's she gonna fix it? 213 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,079 She's one of our charter members. 214 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,216 We must do something to help her. 215 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,621 l'll send Max. 216 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:57,028 Good idea. Hey, Max.... 217 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,961 Keoki, let me have T.C.'s check. 218 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:01,898 Well, l'll go see how George is doing with the deposits... 219 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,698 while you have your conversation with Miss Kelly. 220 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:08,171 Forget it. l'll check in on George, you talk to Joy. 221 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,202 lt's the Board's decision, Higgins. 222 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,239 ♪♪[piano playing] 223 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:14,705 Very well. 224 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,149 Why don't we just take my car? 225 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,147 l've got a better idea. 226 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,047 Why don't l take my car and you take your car? 227 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,955 But l don't know where you live. 228 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,082 l know. 229 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:30,853 lt's on the house, T.C. 230 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,056 Thanks. 231 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,937 (Joy) l don't understand. 232 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:42,098 What is it that you don't like about my act? 233 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:45,143 ls it the material? My piano playing? 234 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,372 My voice? 235 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,038 That about covers it. 236 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,947 Except, of course, for the costume. 237 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,111 What's wrong with my costume? 238 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,654 You're in it. 239 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,449 Almost. 240 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,484 There's only one place you may be fit to play. 241 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:03,752 Where? 242 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,023 Cleveland. 243 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,967 Cleveland? Oh, Mr. Higgins... 244 00:11:09,368 --> 00:11:12,428 l would rather leave show business than play Cleveland. 245 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,871 (Higgins) l'd say you're making the right choice. 246 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,900 George, how's it going? 247 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,537 Oh, Mr. Wright. 248 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,612 Almost finished. 249 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:26,682 What time is it? 250 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,315 Five to 2:00. 251 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,513 So late? 252 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,388 What could've happened to.... 253 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:32,446 To what? 254 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:34,619 Nothing. 255 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,224 Just a few more minutes. 256 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:43,098 You know, in a way l'm kinda glad that that rich Arab guy left. 257 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:46,767 Leaving all this money around kinda made me nervous. 258 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,263 [thudding] 259 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,329 [glass shattering] 260 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:50,466 What was that? 261 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,067 How would l know? 262 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:58,677 (man) All right, get him up off the floor. 263 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,981 Get him up. Get him up. Come on, move it. 264 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,748 Get up. Get up and get over there. 265 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,346 What's going on here? 266 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,987 Rick... 267 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,590 we're being robbed. 268 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,969 (Higgins) What complete and utter poppycock! 269 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,265 Man, you've got everything wrong. 270 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,672 What really happened was-- 271 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,210 Hey, l thought you were in a rush to get out of here. 272 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,710 (Higgins) How can we possibly go home... 273 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,644 if you're going to distort everything? 274 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:31,182 Surely you don't believe a word of this? 275 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,785 (Magnum) Well, l don't know. Some of it sounds right. 276 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,913 lt just seems like you're leaving parts out. 277 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,287 Like what happened to your clothes? 278 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:46,298 So anyway, we were all huddled together over there... 279 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,963 and Higgins was brushing himself off. 280 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:52,062 Rick, we're being robbed. 281 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,932 All right. Over here with the rest of them. 282 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,167 Oh, yeah? 283 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,973 Come on, move it. (Rick) Tough guy, huh? 284 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:02,411 Well, let me tell you something, pal. l ain't scared of you. 285 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,714 What did he say? 286 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,378 l'm going to give you one last chance to put your guns down... 287 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,387 before this turns into a serious crime. 288 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,184 ls he talking to us? Please, sir. 289 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:14,488 Pay no attention to him. The man is insane. 290 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,425 Come on, Higgins. Get tough! 291 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,656 Orville, we've got to do what they say. 292 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,631 Or what? What's the matter with you guys? 293 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,564 l thought l told you to move. 294 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,626 Let me tell you something, Pig... 295 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,466 nobody tells me what to do. You got that? 296 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,548 George, Rosey, let's stand over there. 297 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,354 Everybody freeze! 298 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,460 Oh, my. 299 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:56,959 [Keoki groaning] 300 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,025 [gasping] 301 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:02,035 Please, l beseech you. We'll do exactly as you request. 302 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:05,167 Only let's not have any more of this senseless violence. 303 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,144 The safe. Where is it? 304 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,237 We won't tell you. 305 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,611 (both) lt's in the office. 306 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,707 Why don't you tell them the combination, too? 307 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,911 l forgot to lock it. George! 308 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,683 l'm sorry, Mr. Wright. And all that money is just lying around. 309 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,590 You two stay here... 310 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:23,287 l'll take one of them with me to get the bread. Right. 311 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,956 Surely there is no necessity for one of us to accompany you. 312 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,556 After all, the safe is open, the money out. 313 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:32,103 What possible advantage could there be to taking along a witness? 314 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,796 l'll take the runt. 315 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:37,170 No. Forget Higgins. lf you take anybody, you take me. 316 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,403 (T.C.) Orville. 317 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,241 l'll kayo the Pig in the office. You take care of the other two guys. 318 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,575 Are you crazy? 319 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,377 (Rosine) Rick, be careful. 320 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,349 Don't worry, baby. 321 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,454 Okay, Porker. 322 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:56,585 Let's go. 323 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,533 You're making a big mistake here, pal. 324 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,632 Here, take this. 325 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,869 l mean, you're not just dealing with me. l'm connected. 326 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,338 Fill it. 327 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,969 Okay, okay. 328 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,411 l'm just telling you... 329 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,915 let's say you get out of here tonight with the dough... 330 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,645 you think lce Pick is just gonna let you walk away? 331 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:24,621 You can run, but you can't hide. This is a small island, pal. 332 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:26,617 Think about it. 333 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,286 lce Pick? You know lce Pick? 334 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,024 He's a close personal friend. 335 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,657 Now, if you give me that gun right now, maybe, just maybe... 336 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,827 l could talk lce Pick out of not making you sushi for the sharks. 337 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,393 What do you say, pal? 338 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,397 l don't know. Golly. 339 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,637 l didn't count on this. 340 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,337 Well, don't say l didn't warn you. 341 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,150 All right, hold it! 342 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:54,242 Take him, Higgins! 343 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,412 Take him where? 344 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:56,613 Over there. 345 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,390 Get over there over the couch. 346 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,822 Bread in the safe. Get it. 347 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,522 l say, old man, are you all right? 348 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,588 lt's nothing, Higgins. Just a broken nose. lt'll heal. 349 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,861 l'm afraid l've rather let you down. 350 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,630 Forget it, Higgins. We can't all be heroes. 351 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,263 No, no. 352 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,134 l'm devastated by my own behavior. 353 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:21,806 l should have stood by you, fighting shoulder to shoulder. 354 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,808 lnstead of advocating shameful appeasement to these ruffians. 355 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,817 l can only hope when this nightmare is over... 356 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,751 that l can find some way to make it up to you. 357 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,392 All of you. 358 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,488 Don't take it so hard. You broke under pressure. 359 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,331 lt could happen to anybody. 360 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,937 (T.C.) No, please! Not me! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! 361 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,904 Look, please, please, leave me here. 362 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,339 (Gorilla) l figure this is the guy we gonna take as a hostage. 363 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:58,349 Oh, no, no, no. Maybe you ought to take the girls? Or Rusty. 364 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,509 Take Higgins. 365 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,575 Me? 366 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,989 l've never been a hostage in my life. 367 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,088 l wouldn't know how to be one. 368 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,561 Surely there's someone here with a little experience. 369 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,723 lf you have to take someone, take me. 370 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:19,468 (T.C.) That's it! I am not going to listen to another word. 371 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,563 Not one more word. 372 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,507 Wait, T.C. He didn't get to explain what happened to your clothes. 373 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:27,977 Yeah, well, he may not live long enough to explain that to you. 374 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,345 Hey, l'm just saying it the way l remember. 375 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:34,750 l wouldn't call that memory. l would call that the insane, crazed meanderings... 376 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,015 of an obviously demented mind. 377 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,920 You saying l'm wrong? (T.C. and Higgins) Yes. 378 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,051 Okay, fine. Fine. l suppose you guys got a different version. 379 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,028 You got it, baby. Now, here's what really went down. 380 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:49,234 lt was closing time and Joy was just finishing her last set at the piano. 381 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:50,625 ♪♪[Joy singing] 382 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,535 I was having this fascinating conversation... 383 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,802 with this lovely young lady that I'd met at a poetry meeting. 384 00:17:57,876 --> 00:18:00,504 My first Ph.D. was in the field of Economics. 385 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,707 My dissertation traced the writings on man's physical wants and needs from-- 386 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,218 Physical needs and wants. 387 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,185 From the earliest Oriental moral codes... 388 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,181 Moral codes. 389 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:17,689 ...up through the medieval feudal period culminating... 390 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,630 with the emergence of Karl Marx and the socialists. 391 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,356 [sighing] 392 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:27,337 Ntozake, l don't think l've ever met a woman with a Ph.D. in Economics before. 393 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:33,008 l don't usually tell anybody. lt scares them away. 394 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,172 Not me. 395 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:40,042 l think Economics is so interesting. 396 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:42,813 You do? 397 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,223 Care for another? 398 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,987 Mmm-hmm. Thank you. 399 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,636 Another fruit punch for me and a white wine for the lady. 400 00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,467 lt's the last call, T.C. 401 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,137 Last call here, maybe. 402 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,114 But this is one lady l don't intend to let get away. 403 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,474 Going to her place for a nightcap? 404 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,213 [chuckling] 405 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,979 [Joy continues singing] 406 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,460 Hey, barkeep, how about those drinks? 407 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,559 Won't be long now, little lady. 408 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,157 Spence, people might hear you. 409 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,331 Oh, thank you. 410 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,337 You know, l don't know when l've had so much fun. 411 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:40,537 Me, either. 412 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:44,579 Say, why don't l pick you up tomorrow and take you for a ride in my helicopter? 413 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,173 Tour of the lslands? 414 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,783 My specialty. 415 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,351 l'd love to, T.C., but l can't. 416 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,856 l've got to conduct a workshop at the University. 417 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,722 But you're welcome to come. 418 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,856 [people applauding] 419 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,061 [whistles] 420 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,556 Yeah, l know. 421 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:05,569 What could be more boring than a workshop in Economics? 422 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:09,164 No, no. l'd love to come hear you speak. What time? 423 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,274 We start at 10:00. 424 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,173 Maybe we can go together. 425 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,840 Why don't l pick you up in my car? 426 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:20,813 No, it's probably better if l take my car and you take your car. 427 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,252 But l have no idea where you live. Yet. 428 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,183 Hey, here's your check. 429 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:33,691 Cash, turkey. 430 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,738 Keep the change. 431 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,640 T.C., why is he so rude? 432 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,379 He doesn't know any better. 433 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,874 He comes from a culturally deprived environment. 434 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,381 l try to make allowances. 435 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,982 ♪♪[piano playing] 436 00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,517 T.C., l've never met a man like you. 437 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,756 You're just so enlightened, so compassionate... 438 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,124 so socially wise. 439 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,231 Or do you think you could consider.... 440 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:15,505 Maybe you'd like to perhaps come up to my place for a nightcap? 441 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,041 l'd be honored. 442 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,311 Shall we leave? 443 00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,060 Freeze suckers! 444 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,856 [piano stops playing] 445 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:43,858 (Rick) That's exactly the way l told it. 446 00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:44,959 (T.C.) No, it isn't. 447 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,631 Except that-- Except that neither of you is reciting... 448 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:50,140 anything even remotely resembling the truth. 449 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,609 But, of course, what can one expect from simple, primitive minds... 450 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,010 that overload at the drop of a... 451 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,673 multi-dependent-claused declarative sentence? 452 00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,811 What? 453 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,614 Okay, guys, here's some more coffee. 454 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,848 Thanks, Keoki. How's the eye? 455 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,488 lt's okay, l guess. 456 00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:07,716 Say, if you don't need me anymore, l guess l'll just-- 457 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,023 Maybe you ought to have Doc lbold look at that. 458 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:13,656 No, no. lt's just kinda tender, that's all. lt'll be fine. Really. 459 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,660 So, if you don't need me.... 460 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,396 Magnum, l refuse to sit silently by any longer. 461 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,461 Either l will be heard, or l'll leave. 462 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,666 You can leave if you want to, Higgins. 463 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:26,233 l'm sure T.C. can tell me what happened to all your clothes. 464 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,442 Keoki, a brandy, please. 465 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,882 Okay, now come on, T.C. l think we're starting to get somewhere. 466 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,950 Oh, yeah, yeah. Where was l? 467 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,922 You were going to tell me what happened to all your clothes. 468 00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:42,118 Forget about the clothes. l want to get to the more important stuff. 469 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,685 l mean, we were facing down three armed robbers. 470 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,958 So l knew right away that our only hope... 471 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,193 was for everybody to play the whole scene cool. 472 00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,327 Oh, my God. Higgins. 473 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,895 What kind of adolescent, and absurdly premature... 474 00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,600 April Fool's joke are you up to? 475 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,074 Higgins-- Really, Magnum. 476 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:01,203 Over the past three years you have continuously and deliberately tried... 477 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,873 to distract me by donning that ridiculous gorilla mask. 478 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:08,143 An act, l might add, which l have managed through enormous self-will, to ignore. 479 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,082 But l can ignore it no longer. 480 00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:13,249 There are ladies present who might be frightened by this bizarre display of-- 481 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,485 Shut up! 482 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,199 You're not Magnum. 483 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,829 Higgins, you all right? 484 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:36,976 What's going on here? 485 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,107 We're being robbed. 486 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,850 (Porky) All right. Over here with the rest of them. 487 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,548 Over where? What's he talking about? 488 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,323 Who are these guys? 489 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,447 Just... 490 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:50,054 do as they say, Rick. 491 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:53,497 And nobody, l mean, nobody will get hurt. 492 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,561 Come on, move it, move it. Get over there. 493 00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:02,162 Come on, you, too. 494 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,798 (T.C.) Hey, leave him alone. 495 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,206 That's Rusty. 496 00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:08,344 He passes out there every night. Wouldn't hurt a fly. 497 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,505 (Higgins) Odd. 498 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,551 l'm sure l must have been in a situation like this before. 499 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,546 But for the life of me, l can't remember when. 500 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:17,846 Stop talking. 501 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:18,947 Perhaps in Burma. 502 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:20,048 Higgins. 503 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,149 No. Please. 504 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:22,625 No Halloween masks. You'll be all right. 505 00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:24,423 (Rick) Maybe we ought to call the police or something. 506 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,090 Don't kill him. He's just stupid. 507 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,831 (Keoki) Everybody freeze! 508 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:32,967 Oh, my! 509 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,407 [Keoki groaning] 510 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:44,078 Higgins, maybe you'd better go and administer first aid. 511 00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:45,273 The Sudan. 512 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:46,339 Pardon? 513 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:50,115 Yes. l believe l was in a situation very nearly like this in.... 514 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,082 No, l've never been in the Sudan. 515 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:55,455 The safe. Where is it? 516 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:56,892 Oh, it's in the office, but it's-- 517 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:57,951 Unlocked. 518 00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:02,025 We forgot to lock it. Sorry. 519 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:06,567 That's all right, George. Anyone can make a mistake. 520 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:09,673 (Porky) You two stay here and watch them. 521 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,504 l'll take one of them with me to get the bread. 522 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:12,668 Yeah. Right. 523 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:16,236 l do recall reading about a case like this one time... 524 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:19,147 but unfortunately, l didn't witness it. 525 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,877 Come with me, Shorty. 526 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:24,282 Rick, be careful. 527 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,059 Who are these guys? 528 00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:32,221 Come on. 529 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:35,264 Where you going? 530 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,599 Are you men truly animals? 531 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,301 l'm going to take care of his wounds. 532 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:43,636 And if you're going to shoot me for it... 533 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,199 then you'll have your conscience to answer to. 534 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,439 Go ahead. 535 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,884 Are you okay, man? 536 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,290 Hey, what happened? 537 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:05,162 Don't worry. You're going to be all right. 538 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:10,659 l'm sorry. l thought l had them. 539 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,363 Hey, it's okay. 540 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:19,568 The important thing is for everyone to get out of here alive. 541 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,775 So no more heroics. 542 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:25,943 Okay? 543 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,446 Thanks. 544 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,389 (Rosine) ls he okay? 545 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:33,822 He's fine, my dear. 546 00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:35,819 Oh, thank God. 547 00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:37,259 Oh, l've got it. 548 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:40,287 There was a time when we were on the Caspian Sea.... 549 00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:42,094 l think we found us a hostage. 550 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,532 But there were no hostages. 551 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,069 There's no need for hostages. 552 00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:49,038 ln that case, this is very reminiscent of the time we were on the Caspian Sea. 553 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,972 Don't you ever stop talking? 554 00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:52,740 l beg your pardon? 555 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,108 l'm taking him out of here. 556 00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:57,245 l can't stand all this talk, talk, talk, talk! 557 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,085 Do you think you will be taking hostages or not? 558 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:02,517 You got it, pal. 559 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,515 ln fact, we'll be taking the broad. 560 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,594 You're not going anywhere with anyone. 561 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:13,027 The boss says we take a hostage. 562 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:16,530 Some boss. You work for a man who picks on... 563 00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:18,965 poor, defenseless women? 564 00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:21,435 T.C., they're armed and dangerous. 565 00:27:21,506 --> 00:27:22,495 Not to worry. 566 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,666 l know exactly what l'm doing. 567 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:28,104 You're not taking the girl. You're not taking anyone. 568 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:32,246 And if your boss doesn't like it, he can talk to me. 569 00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,074 What's going on here? 570 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:36,278 He says he wants to see the boss. 571 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:38,015 All right. 572 00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:42,584 (T.C.) Hey you. 573 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:45,288 You call yourself the boss. Well, let me tell you something... 574 00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:47,024 you're not taking any hostages. 575 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:49,760 Armed robbery is bad enough. But kidnapping. 576 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,961 That's a federal offense, buddy. 577 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,163 (Higgins) Dorchester. 578 00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:58,004 l was working at a bank part-time to help my cousin, Reginald, through school. 579 00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:00,575 They wore masks and took a hostage. 580 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:03,380 They took all the cash on hand... 581 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:06,982 but, stupidly, left some negotiable bonds behind. 582 00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,414 Quite similar to these. 583 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,887 All right. All right. 584 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,088 Maybe we can make a deal. 585 00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,819 You don't take any hostages... 586 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,926 and we'll hand over those negotiable bonds. 587 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,126 (Rick) They're not. 588 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,100 Those bonds aren't negotiable. 589 00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:30,266 (T.C.) But, of course, they had no way of knowing that. 590 00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:34,175 And if you hadn't told them, they'd be out cashing clues all over the city... 591 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:36,236 and we'd have some way of tracking them down. 592 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:37,474 How was l supposed to know that? 593 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,244 l thought you were just handing out money. 594 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:40,978 Oh, get out of here, man. You gotta-- 595 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,280 Here's your brandy, Mr. Higgins. 596 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:43,342 Thank you. 597 00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:45,789 Well, l think l'll be going home, now. 598 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,518 Keoki, l know you've had a rough night... 599 00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:49,492 but l'd sure like to hear your side of it. 600 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,257 l really didn't see much. l was behind the bar most of the time. 601 00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,355 lf l may finally be allowed to speak... 602 00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:56,423 you will have the correct sequence of events... 603 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:57,866 as they happened. 604 00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,004 As you saw them, you mean. 605 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,538 As they happened. 606 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,612 To begin at the beginning. 607 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:15,985 lt was closing time and Joy Kelly was just finishing up... 608 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:17,646 her last set at the piano. 609 00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:22,652 Although I was tired and longed for nothing more than a quiet brandy at home... 610 00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:26,322 things unfortunately had reached such a deplorable state at the Club... 611 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:28,922 that my assistance was desperately required. 612 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,525 Hey, barkeep, how about those drinks? 613 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:36,204 So l forgot to make the deposit at the bank. 614 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,674 One day's deposit may be overlooked. 615 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,502 But an entire week's worth of receipts? 616 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:43,979 A day, a week. What's the big deal? 617 00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,982 l was gonna take care of it tomorrow. 618 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:49,110 A week, l might add, in which more money has been spent at the Club... 619 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:51,246 than any other this entire fiscal year. 620 00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:54,416 So one Arab spends a little cash. Jeez, everybody goes crazy. 621 00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:57,484 We're just lucky l was able to get as good a CPA as George Wong... 622 00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,621 to go over the accounts on such short notice. 623 00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:03,223 [whistles] 624 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:09,637 Higgins, just as long as you're here, tell Joy that today is her last day. 625 00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:12,172 You're firing Joy Kelly? 626 00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:13,301 Yeah. 627 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:14,902 You can't do that. 628 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,807 She's got three children to feed. 629 00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,576 She's got house payments. She's got-- 630 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,947 No talent. 631 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:21,912 Did you hear how she murdered Feelings? 632 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,147 [telephone ringing] That happens to be my favorite song. 633 00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:28,488 No doubt. lf you want to fire Miss Kelly, you tell her. 634 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:31,018 Rick, that was Mrs. Halloway. 635 00:30:31,062 --> 00:30:34,361 She's about a quarter mile down the street in a phone booth. 636 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,367 She got a flat tire on her way home. 637 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,436 What am l supposed to do? Hike through the dark and change it? 638 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:42,530 She's one of our charter members. We must do something to help. 639 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:45,269 l got to do everything. Make the deposits, fire the singer... 640 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,332 fix flat tires. 641 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,400 l'll send Max. 642 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,501 Good. 643 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,537 Give me T.C.'s check. 644 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,475 Thanks. 645 00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,984 Well, l'll go see how George is doing with the accounts. 646 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:57,647 l'll talk to George. You talk to Joy. 647 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,988 Please, Higgins. l don't know how to tell her. 648 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,388 You're really good with words. 649 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:11,029 Oh, very well. 650 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:13,702 Thanks, Higgins, thanks. l'll never forget. 651 00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:15,295 l owe you one for this. Thank you. 652 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,907 Miss Kelly. 653 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:24,070 Oh. 654 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,544 Hi, Higgie, honey. 655 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:28,979 Miss Kelly. 656 00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:32,346 l'm afraid l have some rather... 657 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,055 disappointing news for you. 658 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:36,753 l didn't get the raise? 659 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:37,886 Raise? 660 00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:40,328 Ricky promised me a raise. 661 00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:42,361 l'm afraid.... 662 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:45,795 How to soften the blow? l'm afraid you are... 663 00:31:47,138 --> 00:31:48,264 terminated. 664 00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:50,065 Terminated? 665 00:31:50,441 --> 00:31:52,500 Terminated? What do you mean terminated? 666 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,410 We won't be needing you after tonight. 667 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:58,078 What did l do wrong? 668 00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:01,007 ls it the material? You don't like the material? 669 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:05,522 No, no. The material, your act is quite adequate. 670 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:08,723 My piano playing. l knew l should have took piano lessons. 671 00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,954 No, no. lt isn't your piano playing. 672 00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:13,964 My costume. You don't like my costume? 673 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:17,325 Well, perhaps the costume could be a touch more.... 674 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:18,696 More what? 675 00:32:20,004 --> 00:32:21,198 Just more. 676 00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:24,238 Ricky. 677 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:27,736 Forget it, Joy. lf Higgins says you're out, you're out. 678 00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:32,340 You can't fire me. l've never been fired in my whole life. 679 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,046 l'll just quit. 680 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,348 Please, Miss Kelly, try not to take it so hard. 681 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:40,187 l'll make some phone calls, see if we can't place you at another club somewhere. 682 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:41,247 Where? 683 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,618 Well, l don't know. l do have a friend who owns a club on the Mainland. 684 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,426 Vegas? No. 685 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:50,663 Tahoe? Reno? Atlantic City? Where? 686 00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:51,926 Cleveland. 687 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:53,334 (Porky) Freeze suckers. 688 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,799 [gun clicking] Move it. Come on, move it. 689 00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:57,067 Move it, come on. 690 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,267 You, too. 691 00:32:58,343 --> 00:32:59,571 [yelling] 692 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,245 Oh, my God. 693 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:05,738 (Higgins) I met the brigands' threats... 694 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,148 with the aplomb and alacrity... 695 00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:10,244 that only a man of my considerable experience could summon up. 696 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:11,549 I bided my time... 697 00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:14,182 picked the exact moment when they were most vulnerable... 698 00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:17,352 and nearly succeeded in resolving the situation right then and there. 699 00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:18,417 [yelling] 700 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:22,926 Hold it! 701 00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:25,826 What's going on here? 702 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,532 These blackguards made a foolish attempt to rob us. 703 00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:31,871 Fortunately, l have everything under control. 704 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:33,410 Get them over here. 705 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,117 l dare you. 706 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:44,313 Don't push your luck, sucker. 707 00:33:44,389 --> 00:33:45,981 You aren't man enough to shoot. 708 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:50,384 Only a craven coward would be pathetic enough to hide behind a pig mask. 709 00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:51,788 Coward. 710 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,057 Cool it, or l'll-- 711 00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:57,124 Or you'll what? Take off that absurd disguise and shoot me like a man... 712 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,463 if you dare. 713 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,102 (Keoki) Everybody freeze! 714 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:02,900 Oh, my! 715 00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,437 [Keoki groaning] 716 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,673 T.C., go behind the bar and administer first aid. 717 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:12,773 Yes, sir. 718 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:16,013 Wait! Hey, Shorty, where's the bread? 719 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:19,479 lt's in the office, Mr. Pig. l'll get it for you. 720 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,546 Rick. 721 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,327 l don't want to die. 722 00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:26,894 Come on, shrimp, let's get back there. 723 00:34:26,964 --> 00:34:29,762 Now, may T.C. look after our wounded comrade? 724 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,730 Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. 725 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:44,046 Gentlemen, and l use that term in its broadest possible sense. 726 00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:49,550 l must inform you that your only rational alternative to lengthy incarceration... 727 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,949 is to quickly lay down your weapons. 728 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:56,351 l will personally see to it that the prosecutors take into consideration... 729 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,624 any mitigating circumstances which may have caused you to enter into this... 730 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:02,291 utterly foolhardy and hopeless act. 731 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,491 Now that your ringleader is away... 732 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,969 and you have the opportunity to surrender... 733 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,029 l implore you, do so. 734 00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:11,773 What do you say? 735 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:14,044 Maybe he's got a point. 736 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,273 Maybe we ought to just do as he says. 737 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,574 l don't know. 738 00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:21,346 l better take him in the back and see what the boss says. 739 00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:22,579 Yeah, right. 740 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,186 Let's go, please. 741 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,488 [hissing] 742 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:32,720 Sorry. 743 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:34,760 After you, sir. 744 00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:50,703 Dispatch the Pig! 745 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:53,841 [groaning] 746 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,545 Hold it. That's enough. 747 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,419 [groaning] 748 00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:00,680 (Porky) Nice try, Shorty. Now get on your feet. 749 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,093 Oh, my nose. 750 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:05,987 Come, come, man. Stiff upper lip and all that. 751 00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:07,087 [sniffling] 752 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,860 l think l broke my nose. 753 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:10,728 Don't crack in front of them. 754 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:13,292 Stop crying, will you? Sit down. 755 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:19,575 Go watch the others. l'll get the rest of the money. 756 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,109 l think l've got a plan. 757 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,548 Who cares? 758 00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:30,610 Just follow my lead and we'll trick them into leaving clues all over town. 759 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:33,490 (T.C.) Higgins, you've got to stop them. 760 00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:36,186 They're gonna take hostages. You've got to do something. 761 00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:38,251 There's no need to take hostages. 762 00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:40,393 That would be a federal offense. 763 00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:42,792 Just take all the cash. 764 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:48,438 And don't forget to take any negotiable securities that happen to be lying around. 765 00:36:49,273 --> 00:36:50,433 Like these. 766 00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:51,702 Give me those. 767 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:57,036 Higgins, it's not like you to make a mistake. 768 00:36:57,615 --> 00:36:59,674 Those aren't negotiable bonds. 769 00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:01,379 (Porky) They are not? 770 00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:04,043 Hey, look, we are tired of your tricks. 771 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,024 Go get the others and bring them in here. 772 00:37:07,091 --> 00:37:08,080 Okay. 773 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,150 We'll tie them all up together. 774 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:12,825 (Higgins) And so they tied us up... 775 00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:16,092 took Keoki with them as a hostage, and left us there. 776 00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:18,496 And that's the way it was. 777 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:21,932 That's it? They tied you up and left you there? 778 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:24,838 Yep. That's the way l remember it. 779 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,035 Yeah, me, too. 780 00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:27,441 What kind of rope? Hemp. 781 00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:28,842 Nylon. Twine. 782 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:34,609 l don't know, Magnum. They took me with them. 783 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,583 Dumped me a few blocks away. 784 00:37:36,854 --> 00:37:39,516 l called the cops and came back as quick as l could. 785 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:40,579 By that time-- 786 00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:42,148 Tanaka and his boys were here. 787 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:43,921 (Higgins, Rick and T.C.) Right. 788 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:49,922 So, that puts us right back where we started. 789 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:53,331 No suspects, no nothing. 790 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:55,428 Oh, we have suspects. 791 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:57,836 You guys may not realize it... 792 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,737 but you said some things that were very contradictory. 793 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:04,110 l told you we shouldn't have started to talk about this in the first place. 794 00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:05,239 l didn't say nothing. 795 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:06,340 Really, Magnum... 796 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:09,284 l don't see how you can come up with any suspects out of that jumble. 797 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:12,845 Well, there was Rosine, for instance. And George Wong. 798 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:15,915 The three of you guys for that matter, and there's Keoki here. 799 00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:19,224 Keoki? Come on, Thomas, Keoki stood up to those guys. 800 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,594 And the three of us? 801 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:23,133 A good investigator never overlooks the obvious... 802 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,033 and he never even gave me a chance to get to Joy Kelly. 803 00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:28,230 How do you come up with Joy Kelly? 804 00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:30,472 Those little inconsistencies. 805 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:33,368 Now, it was closing time... 806 00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:36,539 and Joy was just finishing her last song: 807 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:39,742 One For My Baby and One More For The Road. 808 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:42,045 ♪ So set 'em up, Joe ♪ 809 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,650 ♪ l've got a little story ♪ 810 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:49,022 ♪ You ought to know ♪♪ 811 00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,721 (Rick) Wait a minute. She was singing Feelings. 812 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:53,590 Yeah, he's right. 813 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:55,689 l heard her. lt was kind of a soul version. 814 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,394 Joy Kelly finishes her last set every night with... 815 00:38:58,469 --> 00:39:01,802 One For My Baby and One More For The Road. Everybody knows that. 816 00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:04,636 You're right. But l could've sworn she was singing Feelings. 817 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:05,698 (T.C.) That's right. 818 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:06,765 Oh, yeah? 819 00:39:08,412 --> 00:39:10,710 Why would she change her closing song? 820 00:39:10,781 --> 00:39:14,649 l have no idea why, but l can assure you that's what she was singing. 821 00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:17,044 (Rick) l've got it. 822 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:19,749 She was signaling the robbers to tell them that the coast was clear. 823 00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:21,655 Thomas, you're brilliant. 824 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:26,163 No. Someone named Spencer Nelson offered her $100 tip to sing Feelings. 825 00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:28,162 Who's Spencer Nelson? 826 00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:30,063 (Higgins) Cattle King from Wichita, Kansas... 827 00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:32,364 and a member of the Board of Directors of this Club. 828 00:39:32,436 --> 00:39:35,837 Here on his second honeymoon with his delightful wife, Glenda. 829 00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:40,334 Oh, yeah. The couple in the matching aloha outfit. 830 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,236 So what if she didn't signal the robbers, Higgins. 831 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,782 You have to admit, it was an inconsistency and there are others... 832 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:48,512 and one of them is going to lead us to our inside man. 833 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:49,678 Like what? 834 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:53,188 Like, l'm starting to get the hang of this, Thomas. 835 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,559 Like that lady that you were with. 836 00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:57,821 Yeah, what about her? 837 00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:01,331 Maybe she signaled the robbers when you got up to get her another drink. 838 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,833 Yeah, well, maybe you'd like to think again, lizard lips. 839 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:07,029 lt was my idea for us to meet here. l had to give her directions. 840 00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:09,971 She had never even heard of the King Kamehameha Club. 841 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,600 Rick, when you went to the bar... 842 00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:14,576 you said Keoki answered the phone. 843 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,607 Yeah. Mrs. Halloway called. 844 00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:21,142 Unless, it wasn't Mrs. Halloway calling at all. 845 00:40:21,218 --> 00:40:22,810 (T.C.) You think someone else called... 846 00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:25,117 as a ruse to get rid of the security guard? Yes. 847 00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:27,384 Who on earth would sound like Mrs. Halloway? 848 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,256 We must ask Keoki if he recognized the voice. 849 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,017 Rick? 850 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:35,064 George Wong! lt's him! lt had to be him. 851 00:40:35,232 --> 00:40:37,496 He was as nervous as a ninth grader out on his first date. 852 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:38,899 lt's Wong. Wrong. 853 00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:40,163 Look in all the excitement... 854 00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:42,262 l forgot that he put this piece of paper in this pad... 855 00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:43,704 right before the robbery. 856 00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:46,401 What does it say? 857 00:40:46,477 --> 00:40:50,277 Just the names of all the guys who were hiding behind the masks, that's all. 858 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:52,112 Tell me those aren't names? 859 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,048 Sam, Kirby, George Jr. 860 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:57,315 George Wong's wife is expecting their first child at any moment. 861 00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:58,878 That's why he's nervous. 862 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:01,652 Those are merely potential names for the child. 863 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,593 Well, he still could be the inside man. 864 00:41:07,097 --> 00:41:08,086 Unless.... 865 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:11,301 You don't think.... 866 00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:18,630 (Magnum) No. 867 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:20,699 No. 868 00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:24,772 l've been looking at this all wrong. 869 00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:29,081 l've been looking at what was different in your stories instead of what was the same. 870 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,747 Yes, there's no need to go through everything again, is there? 871 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,916 No, not at all. Because the one thing that's exactly the same... 872 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:39,395 in all your stories is what happened to your clothes. 873 00:41:39,697 --> 00:41:40,721 We didn't tell you that. 874 00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:41,822 l know. 875 00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:43,366 And we aren't going to. 876 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:44,799 Oh, yes, you are. You have to. 877 00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:47,838 Because somehow, somewhere, in that piece of the story... 878 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:52,069 that you all left out, is the clue that's going to lead us to our inside man. 879 00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,676 Come on, guys. 880 00:41:58,649 --> 00:41:59,980 Oh, very well. 881 00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:01,343 Higgins. 882 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,784 He's not going to be satisfied until he's wormed it out of us. 883 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:06,254 We might as well tell him what happened. 884 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,590 You better not embellish on this, Higgins. 885 00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:09,785 l shan't. 886 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:17,467 Apparently, there was one oversight that our bemasked captors had made. 887 00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:20,161 They neglected to bring any rope. 888 00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:22,569 So they brought all of the others into the room... 889 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,870 ordered us to take our clothes off... 890 00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:29,007 and left us there in that utterly ignoble state. 891 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,515 l hope you're satisfied. 892 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,709 Not yet. 893 00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:40,048 l said take it all off. 894 00:42:40,758 --> 00:42:42,453 [all clamoring] 895 00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:44,157 (Porky) Shut up! 896 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:47,159 Good God, man. You can't be serious. 897 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,559 Do you realize what you're asking us to do? 898 00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:51,760 Have you no sense of human decency? 899 00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:53,735 Of compassion? Of morality? 900 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:57,574 l, for one, will not meekly submit to this final degradation. 901 00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,600 l refuse. 902 00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:11,510 On the other hand, there's no sense in being foolish, is there? 903 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,020 Now put them over there. 904 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,525 [chuckling] 905 00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:21,524 Keoki, pick up their clothes on the way out. 906 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,493 Bring them with you. 907 00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:25,228 (Magnum) Wait a minute. Stop! 908 00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:26,360 (Higgins) What? 909 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,735 Go back a little bit. What did he say? 910 00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:32,764 He said, ''Keoki, you pick up their clothes and bring them with you.'' 911 00:43:32,843 --> 00:43:35,038 Are you sure that's exactly what he said? Yes. 912 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,342 ''Keoki, you pick up their clothes and bring them with you.'' 913 00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:38,403 Yes. 914 00:43:41,018 --> 00:43:42,747 How did Porky know his name? 915 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,417 Oh, so what? 916 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:46,885 You're way off base this time, Thomas. 917 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:48,117 l don't think so. 918 00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:52,055 lt couldn't have been Keoki. l mean, they knocked him out cold. 919 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,221 Unless they didn't. 920 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:54,491 No, l saw him. 921 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:56,830 You also saw something else. 922 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:06,974 This makeup kit. 923 00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:08,736 (Keoki) That's Joy's. 924 00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:12,006 Or yours. 925 00:44:12,716 --> 00:44:14,240 ls that really a black eye, Keoki... 926 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,377 or just a real good make up job? 927 00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:18,981 Nobody move. 928 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:23,315 Keoki, how could you do this? l hired you. 929 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,728 Hey, man, l thought we were your friends. 930 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:29,725 Hand my gun over. 931 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,199 Hey, don't move any closer. 932 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,566 l don't want to have to hurt you guys. 933 00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:36,629 You've been with the Club all these years. 934 00:44:37,274 --> 00:44:39,742 You started out as a janitor, busboy... 935 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:41,672 worked your way up to desserts... 936 00:44:41,745 --> 00:44:43,838 salads, waiter, head bartender. 937 00:44:44,314 --> 00:44:46,339 l don't understand. Why? 938 00:44:47,284 --> 00:44:49,718 Why would you do such a heinous thing? 939 00:44:50,587 --> 00:44:51,713 Why? 940 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,258 l needed the money. 941 00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,017 Keoki... 942 00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:01,796 give me the gun. 943 00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:16,235 Nice going, Magnum. 944 00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:18,672 (Higgins) Astonishing. 945 00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:21,279 (T.C.) Wait a second. 946 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:25,487 You just happened to drop in at the exact right moment to hear all of this? 947 00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:30,356 He didn't just happened to drop in, T.C. 948 00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:32,725 He knew that it was only a matter of time... 949 00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:35,822 before l figured out the true identity of the inside man. 950 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,163 So, naturally, he was standing by to pick him up. 951 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,497 (Tanaka) Not exactly. 952 00:45:39,837 --> 00:45:42,533 l kind of felt bad for you holding the bag. 953 00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:46,837 So l had the boys drop me off to give you the final score of the Tigers game. 954 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,709 Tigers, six to five. 955 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:51,475 [chuckles] 956 00:45:55,018 --> 00:45:57,543 Naturally, as a member of the Board of Directors... 957 00:45:57,621 --> 00:46:00,988 l felt it was incumbent upon me to stay until every possible clue... 958 00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:02,582 had been thoroughly examined. 959 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:03,717 (Rick) Actually, l was responsible... 960 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:04,886 for the really important stuff. 961 00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:06,952 Thank you. 962 00:46:07,798 --> 00:46:11,029 Well, Keoki gave us the names of the three men in masks... 963 00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:13,260 and signed a complete confession. 964 00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:15,601 Seems like he had a real gambling problem. 965 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,331 Was in way over his head. 966 00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:21,434 Guy he was into threatened his family, then gave him an out. 967 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:22,636 The robbery. 968 00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:23,702 Yeah. 969 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:24,907 Funny thing is... 970 00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:29,180 the bet he placed on tonight's Tigers game would've pulled him out. 971 00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,082 You should have heard them out there... 972 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:36,752 both trying to take credit for having solving this thing. 973 00:46:36,827 --> 00:46:39,159 Don't worry, Thomas. l gave a complete statement to the press. 974 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:41,129 Complete perhaps, hardly accurate. 975 00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:44,565 Don't worry, Higgins. l won't tell anybody you made stuff up. 976 00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:47,093 Well, l guess that's about all we can do here. 977 00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,366 lt's time for everyone to go home and get some shut eye. 978 00:46:49,439 --> 00:46:50,633 We could sure all use it. 979 00:46:50,707 --> 00:46:52,231 Wait a minute. Come on guys, l mean. 980 00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:55,437 So what if the robbers made you take off your clothes. 981 00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:57,639 l mean, why all the secrecy? 982 00:46:57,714 --> 00:46:59,443 l can't see why you wouldn't tell me that. 983 00:46:59,516 --> 00:47:00,505 We did tell you. 984 00:47:00,617 --> 00:47:02,881 Well yeah, but after l practically dragged it out of you. 985 00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:05,922 lt's like the three of you had some sort of pact of secrecy... 986 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:09,015 not to tell me the end of the story. What's the big deal? 987 00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:12,118 The big deal is that that's not the end of the story. 988 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,388 Oh. What's the end of the story? 989 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,995 Thomas, you've already solved the crime. Forget the rest. 990 00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:19,500 Yeah, what's the end of the story? 991 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:21,731 l believe l could sleep for 48 hours straight. 992 00:47:21,805 --> 00:47:22,999 Can l give anyone a lift? 993 00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:25,234 No thanks, l got the Vanagon outside. Bye. 994 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:27,243 What's the end of the story? 995 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:31,372 Hey, forget the end of that story. lt's history. 996 00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:34,844 Magnum, put on a pot of coffee. 997 00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:37,153 We may have a murder to solve. 998 00:47:37,203 --> 00:47:41,753 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 77302

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