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Who sings this?
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What am I, the expert in country music?
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Ask this guy.
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Because he has a hat,
he's gonna know?
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Ask him.
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Excuse me.
You happen to know who sings this?
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- Excuse me?
- Do you know who's singing this song?
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- It's Garth Brooks.
- Garth what?
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- Garth Brooks.
- Garth Brooks.
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He doesn't know.
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Shall we open
a bottle of champagne?
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- For what?
- To celebrate.
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- I lost.
- I know, but we won a door prize.
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What a splendid door prize it is.
A professional tea brewer.
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Professional tea? What is that?
Tea that gets paid for being tea?
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Look at this:
"Used by real Englishmen."
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How do I lose to a film like that?
The Trouble With Barnacles.
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It's all political.
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I do a film about the first Iraqi-born
janitor to ever work in the Pentagon.
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A man who sweeps up after the
Joint Chiefs. Think about what he sees.
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All I need's one hour to review this,
then you can complain...
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...all you want.
- All right. Fair enough.
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What a hack!
To call that a film...
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I have to ask you to stop.
I have to review this.
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- Want some coffee?
- No, thank you.
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- It'll help you stay up.
- I don't wanna stay up.
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I wanna review this, listen to you
complain, and go to bed.
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- It's all right, I'm done complaining.
- Okey-dokey.
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A film about national security,
they don't care about that...
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...but barnacles, that's fascinating.
That's an important film.
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They should give that guy
something special.
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- You want a cup of tea?
- I'll use my professional brewer.
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- Good idea.
- Sure.
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- Paris peace talks, the guy's name...
- Le Duc Tho.
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- That's right. How do you know this?
- Our parents played bridge together.
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The Buchmans
and the Duc Thos, yes.
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All right, what have we got?
Tea. All sorts of tea.
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What do we got?
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Apple Apricot. Apricot Apple.
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Soothing Sunrise.
Kiss-Today-Goodbye Mint.
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Hooray for Lemons.
Here we go, here we go.
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Are you kidding? We haven't kept
Milk-Bones there for a year.
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You are so behind
in your food movements.
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For an animal, you have very little
sense of your surroundings.
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Murray!
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Want to go play?
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I'll give you a snack and let you
eat it right off the table.
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You're no fun.
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How long are we
gonna be doing this?
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- Are you awake?
- Yes, I'm awake.
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- I can't sleep.
- Sure you can. I've seen you do it.
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I keep thinking about my test.
Questions keep popping into my head.
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- Answer the questions, and let me sleep.
- Tell me a story.
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Tell you a story?
What are you, 6?
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Please. Listening to one
of your stories will help me sleep.
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- Is that gonna help me feel good?
- I mean, because you soothe me.
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I see. All right.
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- Comfortable?
- Yes.
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- Once upon a time...
- Not that kind of story.
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- What did you just say?
- I mean, a story about you.
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Even better.
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Did I ever tell you about
the time I was in film school...
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...and I had an idea for a documentary
about the garment district?
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- A Day in the Life of a Button?
- That's right.
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That's the one.
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Everybody said: "No, can't be done.
No one cares about...
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...a view of the world seen through
a small piece of plastic."
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But you didn't let that
intimidate you.
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- Who's telling the story?
- I'm sorry.
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I made the film and was nominated
for my first Silver Sprocket...
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- Which you lost.
- Which I lost.
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- Would you like to know why?
- Yes, I would.
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Because these people are idiots.
They have no vision...
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...which is why tonight they give
the award to some hack...
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...with his cummerbund all upside down,
the ridges going up...
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It was pathetic
to watch him standing there.
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- Am I boring you?
- Not enough.
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- All right, I'll make you a cup of tea.
- You've already made me four.
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It's the fifth that really... This is the one.
This will knock you right out.
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This is the kind of tea.
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I wish we had a lawn.
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This is gonna put you out.
You'll be snoring in no time.
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No, honey, don't use that one.
It has caffeine in it.
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It does?
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- Oops.
- What did you say?
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I said "troops."
They gave it to the troops in the war.
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With decaf they couldn't sleep
with the shelling...
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This is not decaf!
You pumped me full of caffeine?
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00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,253
Not on purpose.
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"Atomic Zinger."
Does that sound calming to you?
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I didn't think it through.
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You couldn't give me something
that said "slumber" or "sleepy"?
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- It's tea. What's the difference?
- It's full of caffeine.
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- I'm never gonna sleep.
- Forget tea.
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We'll watch the crazy guy
on channel 38.
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- Forget it.
- Ten minutes of him, you're asleep.
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The more you try to fall asleep, the more
you can't. It's like the erection thing.
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- That happens to everybody.
- What do you do when it happens?
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- You roll over and go to sleep.
- I can't.
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So roll over
and try to get an erection.
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By morning I'll be crashing
like a meteorite.
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You're not gonna crash.
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My brain will turn to mush. I'll flunk
the test and have to learn it all again.
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No, because I'll do everything
I can to help you fall asleep.
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- You are going to keep me company.
- Even if I have to stay all night up.
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00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:10,087
And you should. You're the one
that gave me the wrong tea.
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How long does it take
to break in shoes?
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A long time,
especially if you're sitting.
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You know who moved into our building?
Gomez Addams.
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When did we buy doilies?
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From The Addams Family.
He moved into the penthouse.
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- Raul Julia?
- No, the real Gomez. John Astin.
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John Astin does not live
in our building.
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- Why wouldn't he?
- He just doesn't.
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That's the basis of your argument?
"He just doesn't."
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Why can't you give this to me?
It costs you nothing.
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- Listen to me, I'm tell...
- Fine. He lives in the building.
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- You don't believe it.
- What are you doing?
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Give me your feet,
I'm gonna put you to sleep.
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00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:11,142
Why would I make that up
about John Astin? To impress you?
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This isn't working. I could dance
on a tightrope and twirl plates.
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00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:20,657
- What? You're carnival people?
- I'm the Amazing Awake Lady.
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Get me... I'm up!
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You know, when you get a good idea,
you get a good idea.
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- That was the paper.
- Finish your thought!
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I want to get the paper
before the Hamiltons steal it.
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Why do you say the Hamiltons steal it?
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Every time it isn't here I see rubber
bands near the Hamiltons' door.
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00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:09,200
You have this whole other life
I know nothing about.
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00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,911
Let's steal the happy face
off the Hamiltons' door.
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00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,539
- Why?
- They've had it on for two years.
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00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,585
- It's a happy face.
- "Have a nice day."
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00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,416
- I don't need the pressure.
- You've snapped.
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00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:27,150
Please, it'll make me drowsy.
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00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:38,329
- Oh, God, I think they heard us!
- I hope you're proud of yourself.
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00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:42,533
Honey, what did you do?
It's locked.
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- It can't be. I just pushed the button.
- I pushed it.
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00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,139
- Why would you push the button?
- To unlock the door.
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00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,838
- You locked the door.
- No, you did!
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00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:55,113
- I was trying to unlock it.
- Well, you did the exact opposite.
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00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,755
Look, it's not really...
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You're up already.
This just fell off your door.
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00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:18,703
- Great. Now I'm getting tired.
- Stay up until we get the key.
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I'll try.
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00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:23,310
You're getting sleepy now because
you know you can't go to sleep.
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00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:28,920
- And because you locked the door.
- We discussed this. You were wrong.
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00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,953
- Mr. Wicker.
- Hello, Buchmans.
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00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:34,115
- Where's José?
- Aspen.
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- The elevator guy's in Aspen?
- For two weeks.
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00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,325
Next month Eddie's going to Trenton.
Guess who's gonna play doorman.
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00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:43,161
Elevator duty at night,
roof duty in the morning...
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00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,895
- What is roof duty?
- Don't ask!
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00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:49,564
Everybody wants something
from Mr. Wicker.
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00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,733
- I'm human too, you know.
- I understand.
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00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,004
What can I do for you?
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00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:57,007
How are those slippers we got you?
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- I love them.
- We need a key.
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00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,981
- You got locked out?
- Actually, he...
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00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,143
We got locked out.
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00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,552
Hop on,
I got a spare one in the office.
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00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,126
Bet you're wondering
how we locked ourselves out.
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00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:13,129
My guess is one of you pushed the
button and then the other one pushed it.
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00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:16,996
- Wow!
- 33 years, here.
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00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:23,737
These manually operated elevators
have always fascinated me.
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00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:28,778
I asked to go automatic years ago.
Did they listen? Basement.
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Watch the elevator.
I'll be back in a minute.
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00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,686
- I've always wanted to operate one.
- Don't touch it.
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00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:40,554
It's like a hankering.
I hanker to do it.
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00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:46,028
- "P.H." Elevator talk for "penthouse."
- Wait for Wicker.
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Did I tell you John Astin moved
into the penthouse?
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The same John Astin
that does not live in this building?
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All right,
I'm gonna prove something to you.
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What are you doing?
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- We're going to the penthouse.
- You don't have a license to operate this.
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00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:05,041
- I'm gonna veer into the wrong lane?
- I just want my bed.
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Here we go. Penthouse.
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- Hi! Floor, please?
- Lobby, thank you.
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Lobby it is.
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- Where's José?
- Aspen.
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00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:31,799
- The elevator man is in Aspen?
- Two weeks. We're filling in.
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00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:43,146
- We're big fans of your work.
- My work?
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- Gomez Addams.
- Touché.
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00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:52,228
- Tell me that's not him.
- That's not him.
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00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:55,526
- Why are you being so difficult?
- It's him.
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- What are you whispering about?
- It's his first time operating an elevator.
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00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:06,101
- You're doing a bang-up job, my man.
- You should see me open the doors.
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00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:09,805
- We're the Buchmans. 11 -D.
- Glad to meet you.
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00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,974
Come up for dinner sometime.
You eat goose?
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00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:19,218
- Are you kidding? We're fanatics.
- I'll have to alert the wife.
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00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,188
Who was that, Hermione Gingold?
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00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:31,468
- Why would the man lie?
- To toy with someone like you.
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- You can't give this to me.
- This place gives me the creeps.
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00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:38,072
What are you scared of?
Mr. Wicker!
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Yo, Mr. Wicker!
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00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,971
- "Yo"?
- I wanna sound bigger, just in case.
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You said there's nothing
to be scared of.
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00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:49,379
- Maybe we should go get him.
- You go. It's creepy.
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- I'll go get him.
- Don't leave me here!
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You want me to go get him and
wait here with you? Can't be done.
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00:14:56,829 --> 00:15:02,426
All right, let's go. But, listen, if
we get murdered, you're in trouble.
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- There's no office here.
- Who said there was?
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- Wicker.
- Show me an office.
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- Let's go back to the elevator.
- "No access."
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I can't believe we didn't wait.
Didn't I say, "Let's just wait for him"?
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00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:26,015
- Excuse me.
- I can't believe you locked the door.
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00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:28,682
- I mean this door.
- I didn't touch it!
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00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:33,355
Wanna know something?
I liked that barnacle movie.
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00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,990
I'm sure it's the tea talking now.
Let's walk up to the lobby.
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- Eddie will let us in.
- All right.
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00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,605
The barnacle comment,
that was just to hurt me?
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00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,868
- Yes, it was.
- All right.
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- "No access."
- That's just perfect.
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Eddie!
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Eddie! He's sleeping.
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00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,785
The man opens a door for a living.
How can he be tired?
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00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:07,262
I found the spare, made you a copy,
so this wouldn't happen again...
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00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,869
Buchmans. Buchmans?!
218
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:15,168
This is how they watch an elevator?
219
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,244
When did Ho Chi Minh
come to popularity?
220
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:26,078
- That was right after Moo Shu Pork.
- Good! Another locked door.
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00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:29,948
Loc Door.
Didn't he overthrow Moo Shu Pork?
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00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,157
Wanna pass this test or not?
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00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,885
I have about as much chance
of passing this test...
224
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,621
...as you have of winning
a Silver Sprocket.
225
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:45,995
- Wow, are you punchy!
- U Punchy. Came into power in 1932?
226
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:51,767
Buchmans?
227
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,606
The other Buchmans!
228
00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:01,651
I guess they'll come home
sooner or later, right?
229
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:06,356
I just painted the place!
230
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:13,964
Hey? Want to join
the 10-story-high club?
231
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,599
You are a huge goofball,
you are!
232
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,804
- Ooh, sorry!
- No, no! Wait!
233
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:37,350
We got a lot of yogurt, we got
Chinese food, some egg salad...
234
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,126
Number two. Chinese food. Great.
235
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:58,009
You look like the kind of guy
who doesn't like to eat alone.
236
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,611
Twisted my arm, huh?
237
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:05,616
Look at this.
Somebody's got a lawn.
238
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:10,084
Buchmans!
So glad you could join us!
239
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,360
- What are we joining?
- We were just sitting down to lunch.
240
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:18,963
You eat lunch on a roof
at 4 in the morning?
241
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,656
I'd like you to meet my wife,
Waula Lea.
242
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:26,430
- Waula Lea, these are the Buchmans.
- We certainly are.
243
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:36,812
You know what you do to me
when you speak French.
244
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:40,816
It drives me wild.
It really does, you know.
245
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:45,350
- Okay, it's him.
- That's all I'm saying.
246
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:49,187
- Look at that moon.
- Can't even see it.
247
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:52,125
Precisely!
248
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,027
- Sit down!
- We're not really dressed...
249
00:18:55,200 --> 00:19:00,297
- Although... tuxedo shoes!
- Perfect. Tuxedo jackets.
250
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:05,307
- You bring extra jackets?
- Jackets for everyone, I say.
251
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,071
That's my motto.
252
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,341
He's got a motto.
I've got to get a motto.
253
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,610
Sit, sit!
254
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,720
This is not a great night for us.
I have this test...
255
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:22,691
We were up all night, we were
locked out. Plus, I lost this award.
256
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,261
Fabulous!
257
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,993
The night air calls.
258
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:47,416
- Do you tango, Buchmans?
- Not as much as we'd like, no.
259
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,414
Well, grab her, man!
260
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,119
No, don't grab me.
261
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,930
- I don't think it's him.
- What?
262
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,126
I don't think that's John Astin.
Listen to me.
263
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:11,265
He's acting exactly like he did
on TV. The real guy wouldn't do that.
264
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,571
This guy is... Listen to me.
I can...
265
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:18,079
- Buchmans, switch!
- Actually...
266
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:39,003
It's been a lovely evening,
but we really should say au revoir.
267
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,867
You can't fool me. That's French.
268
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,874
You should see me eat corn!
269
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,890
Just settle this.
We've been discussing...
270
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,861
- You are him, aren't you?
- Of course I am!
271
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,398
- No, you're not.
- Of course I'm not!
272
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:17,363
- Seriously.
- What do you like?
273
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:23,105
You know what?
Now I say you are.
274
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,979
- Then I am.
- Honey, let it go.
275
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:31,145
Whatever it was,
it was nice to meet you.
276
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,019
- Thank you.
- Good night.
277
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:42,692
- Can you do the flips?
- Honey, let them eat.
278
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:45,132
- What's that?
- Can you do the flips?
279
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,772
The guy on TV could do back flips.
280
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:50,271
The flips? Say no more.
281
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,718
All right, it's him.
282
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,865
Hello, Wicker!
283
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:21,130
Good thing I got a big canopy.
284
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:37,814
Wicker, I love living here!
285
00:22:37,864 --> 00:22:42,414
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