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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,680 This is new. 2 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,095 - Hey! - What happened? 3 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,663 I don't think the red sweater is right. 4 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,562 For school tomorrow. It's my first day, I want to look right. 5 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,635 Jeans and that sweater won't cut it. 6 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:48,941 Okay, here's how happy I was a minute ago. 7 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,101 Here's how happy I am now. You see the difference? 8 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,143 - It's okay. - What is okay? 9 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,646 If you don't want me to go back to school, I won't. 10 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,748 - I missed something here. - You're right, I've been to school. 11 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,016 What am I, like that guy who's seen Miss Saigon 116 times? 12 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:07,159 Like it's going to have a different ending? 13 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:10,694 - What was I thinking? You're right. - What red sweater? 14 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,053 You see? 15 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:16,666 - What? I don't want you to go to school? - You've had me to yourself all this time... 16 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,134 ...maybe you don't want to share me with the world. 17 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:23,674 - That's so not true! - You want to share me with the world? 18 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,446 What did I say about these trick questions? 19 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:31,812 - I'm serious. - I mean, I don't understand. 20 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:37,514 You mailed the check, the course cards, you're all signed up and paid for. 21 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,784 It's what you want to do, therefore, it's what I want you to do. 22 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,857 - Why did you forget my red sweater? - I did? 23 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:47,056 - You said you'd stop at the cleaners. - I must have forgot. 24 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:52,136 - Yes, but why? - Why? Because I must have forgot. 25 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:55,274 Because maybe you don't really want me to do this. 26 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:58,968 You don't need me for this conversation. 27 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,510 - Oh, God. - What? 28 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,012 - Who am I going to eat lunch with? - What? 29 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,674 What if I'm there with my tray full of fish sticks... 30 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,116 ...and everybody has somebody to sit with except me... 31 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,655 ...and there's not a friendly face in the cafeteria? Who will I eat with? 32 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:14,850 - Bob Howard. - I beg your pardon? 33 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,987 Bob Howard. In every school or camp I've been to, there's a Bob Howard. 34 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:23,465 They're everywhere, and really, they're friendly. 35 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:27,436 - I don't want to go to school. - You do want to go, you're going to go... 36 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,667 ...so cut out the shenanigans, young lady, and good night. 37 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:35,280 - I'm going back to school to meet men. - I understand. Good night. 38 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,090 Honey, you're slobbering. 39 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:50,087 - Sweetie, I don't want to. - Good morning! 40 00:03:54,767 --> 00:04:00,171 - Time for you to get up and go to school. - My throat hurts, and I'm too old. 41 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,274 - Come look at the coffeepot. - I've seen it. 42 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,034 You haven't seen one like this. 43 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,735 - What is it doing? - Come here. Hurry, hurry. 44 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,575 Honey, what is it? I really, really, really have to pee. 45 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,148 Surprise! 46 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:16,514 Oh, my God. This is so sweet. Who thought of this? 47 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,884 - I did. - Oh, stop it! 48 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:23,518 - To my wife's new adventure. - Thank you. 49 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:25,254 And to get you started... 50 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:31,028 Look, it's a pencil case! Erasers, reinforcements. 51 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,735 - I love those. - Lisa. 52 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:34,133 - What? - Don't ask. 53 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:38,710 - I used to put these on my nipples. - I warned you. 54 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:41,540 - Just give me the other thing, please. - My red sweater! 55 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:44,012 - Okay now? Still have to pee? - I do. 56 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:45,172 Go pee. 57 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:50,011 You see? There was a little fire, who puts it out? I put it right out. 58 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,714 - You really are on the side of good. - I've told you that. 59 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:55,360 - Honey, I forgot my sweater! - I got it. 60 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:56,517 Can I have that? 61 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,186 - What for? - It's my little secret. 62 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,564 What's this? 63 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:06,194 "Oops. Forget something? These items were found in your pocket. Jabar." 64 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:08,465 - Who's Jabar? - Jabar, The Cleaning Genie. 65 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,201 It's where we go. 66 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:17,206 My mother's birthday card. I forgot to mail it. 67 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,907 Nice knowing you. 68 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,919 - Oh, God! - What? 69 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,180 Oh, God! 70 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:27,452 "Department of Continuing Education. Tuition and Course Selection." 71 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:31,495 You didn't mail her registration? She's supposed to start school today! 72 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:36,162 - How could you do that? - I didn't do it on purpose. 73 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,531 I think my shrink would beg to differ. 74 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,605 - What do I do here? - About what? 75 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,432 Get out of here. It's another surprise. 76 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:46,009 - Really? - Yeah, go, please. Yes, really. 77 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,875 Okay. All right. I can fix this. I can fix this. 78 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:51,209 First of all, we'll tell her and she'll understand. 79 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,614 Second of all, don't tell her. All right? 80 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:55,884 Just a sec! Here's what... 81 00:05:56,055 --> 00:06:00,617 I can fix this. Just go get her dressed. But take your time! 82 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,660 Wait! Surprise. You said there was another surprise. 83 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,991 Go. Yeah. 84 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:18,475 - Wow. Could I have my sweater? - Show us your outfit! 85 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:23,180 - Oh, man, how stupid am I? - What's the limit? Just tell her. 86 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,613 I can't. She already thinks I don't want her to go. 87 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:28,151 - Why don't you want her to go? - I do want her to go. 88 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:32,554 - You think I don't want her to go too? - She knows you better than I do. 89 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:33,749 The two of you... 90 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:36,918 Hey! How are you? Question for you, hypothetical situation: 91 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:40,259 I was supposed to start school today but my husband forgot to register. 92 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,001 Oh, good! Thank you very much. 93 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:48,140 All we gotta do, I bring a check, I can still get her registered. 94 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:51,137 - Here we come! - We gotta get to school before her... 95 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,676 ...to sign her up, so stall her. 96 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,406 - How are we going to stall her? - Trip her! 97 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:01,379 - Tell her you've got a problem. - I don't have any problems. 98 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:04,588 I'm looking at you, I see five problems. 99 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:09,119 - We'll handle it. - Please. I'm saying to her... 100 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,259 - Where's Paul? - He and Ira had to go. 101 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,832 - Where? - The poultry mart. 102 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,196 - The poultry mart? - They're having a sale. 103 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:22,498 - I have to go. I'm gonna be late. - Let me get you your elevator. 104 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:28,170 What? The elevator's broken? You're kidding! 105 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:31,612 We're going to have to walk down 11 long flights of stairs? 106 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:35,581 When do you think the elevator will be fixed? 107 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,656 - The elevator's broken? - Yes! The elevator's broken! 108 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,486 It won't be fixed for 10 minutes! 109 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,689 Well, I suppose I can wait. 110 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,360 - The elevator's...! The elevator's broken. - We heard. 111 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,228 - Where you going? - I'll take the stairs. 112 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,233 - They just waxed them. - They're carpeted. 113 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,669 - I can't believe that guy lied to me! - Jamie, Jamie! 114 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,604 - What? - I have a problem. 115 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,040 - Can we talk tonight? - What if I solve it by then? 116 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,510 Fine. We'll talk about it on the subway. 117 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,445 - It's your first day. Let me drive you. - The subway's faster. 118 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,552 - Not if there is a derailment. - Fine. Let's go. 119 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,520 I have to go to the bathroom. Check if the elevator's fixed. 120 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,216 - Is it? - No! 121 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,155 - Are you sure about that sweater? - Why? 122 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,389 You better look in the mirror. 123 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:23,427 What? You guys haven't fixed the elevator yet? 124 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:26,037 Lisa. What's yours? 125 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:30,131 Hey, Tom. Yes, I do like Thai food. 126 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:34,608 Tonight? That's a little short notice. 127 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:38,716 - I have attitude? You have attitude! - Is the elevator fixed? 128 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,216 Yes. 129 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,892 - All right. Here we go. - Piece of cake. 130 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,795 No cake. 131 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:54,421 What have we got? "Non-prepaid payment for course submissions." 132 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:58,365 - "Prepaid receipt pickup." - "Non-prepaid course card submissions." 133 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,699 "Non-prepaid paid schedules." 134 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,501 "Prepaid pre-course nonsubmitted schedules for all payment." 135 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,874 If this was a cartoon I'd pull your tongue like a window shade. 136 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:11,811 She didn't pay, so she's nonpaid. She didn't submit, so she's nonsubmitted. 137 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:13,975 - The nonpaid, nonsubmitted? - Right. 138 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,314 So where do we go? 139 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,750 She didn't pay, we know that. 140 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,459 - What are you? The pope? - It's backed up for blocks. 141 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:30,431 - I'm just gonna take the subway. - I won't let my best friend... 142 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,003 ...go to her first day of school on public transportation. 143 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,800 Why are we going through the garment district at rush hour? 144 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:40,412 Hey, look! Maybe we should take our coats out for a walk. 145 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,481 Get it? 146 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,984 Maybe we could get together and study sometime, huh? 147 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:52,921 - I don't think that's a good idea. - Trust me, it's a marvelous thought. 148 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,320 I don't date professors. 149 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,855 No, no, no. I'm not a professor. He is. 150 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:02,358 - I'm a professor and you're a student? - That's right. 151 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,230 You got three hairs on your head. 152 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:08,105 - Next. - Hi. The name is Jamie Buchman. 153 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,107 There's your form, course card, and here is the check. 154 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,177 - That is everything. - Thank you. 155 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,836 - So we're all paid? - All paid. 156 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,475 Thank you. 157 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,675 Wait, Jamie. Take your course cards. 158 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:22,980 - We were all paid. Don't you keep these? - These are prepaid course cards. 159 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:27,524 You didn't prepay. You have to trade these for the now-paid course cards... 160 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:30,321 ...then come back to the paid submission for scheduling. 161 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,962 - Do me a favor, talk to me like I'm 4. - Go over there. 162 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,501 - Thank you. - Next. 163 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,540 - Guys, guys, guys, guys! - What? 164 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,512 This is ridiculous. We were closer 20 minutes ago. 165 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,676 I just think the East Side is more scenic. 166 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,322 - Wanna see Woody Allen's house? - I wanna get to school. 167 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,119 - I heard he takes out his own garbage. - Listen, guys... 168 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,691 - What? - Nothing, I just... 169 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,798 - What? - Is it hot in here? 170 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,661 Roll down your window. You too. 171 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,404 - You gonna barf? - I hope not. 172 00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:16,234 - I should pull over. - Good idea. These aren't my shoes. 173 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,970 - I just need some air. - Let her out! Let her out! 174 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,811 - Where's she going? - She's headed for the subway! 175 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,421 She's making a break for it! 176 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,296 - Next. - Yes, thank you. 177 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,100 The name is Jamie Buchman. 178 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,802 - I've got to trade in my course cards. - Did you prepay? 179 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:53,967 - Yes. - No, I didn't. 180 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,171 - But you just paid. - That's not prepaid. 181 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,509 - What does "pre" mean? - Before. 182 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,982 - Did you pay before? - No, I paid over there. 183 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,142 - When? - Before. 184 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,982 I rest my case. 185 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,322 Let me start again. 186 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,687 My name is Jamie Buchman. I need four cards. 187 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:14,231 One for ethics, psychology, logic and intermediate French. 188 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,663 Well, that will prepare you for the world. 189 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:21,298 - Is that it? Am I all set? - Were they signed by the departments? 190 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,033 - Were they? - No. 191 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,804 I gotta get these signed by each department? 192 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,839 - Is there an easier way? - Yes. Prepay. 193 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,505 - Prepay, she says. - Come on. 194 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,944 So where do we go? 195 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:40,548 - What are you...? Where's Jamie? - I don't know. She got away. 196 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:43,251 We've got to get these signed before she gets here. 197 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,897 - Where do we go? - I'm gonna see if there's a map. 198 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,056 We'll meet you outside. Here we go. 199 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,372 - Are you using your hat? - What's up, man. 200 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,106 Are you using the hat right now? 201 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,273 - You into them? - Who? 202 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,850 - What do you think? - I'm very into them. 203 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:13,753 - Did you happen to catch the last show? - Wasn't it sold out? 204 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,587 I couldn't, I didn't. No. 205 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:16,955 Sorry, man. 206 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:20,694 - Let me buy it off you. - I'd get killed, it's my roommate's. 207 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,391 - I'll give you $20. - Cool. 208 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,742 Is this where I get my card signed for French? 209 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,509 Great. 210 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,279 Jamie Buchman. 211 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,417 I'm not actually... Yeah, yes. Bonjour. 212 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,397 Intermediate French. 213 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,477 That right there. 214 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,280 See, I don't know what you're saying. 215 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:29,525 I am a little scholar? Yes. I am a little scholar. 216 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,760 I try. 217 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,302 I'm asking, what is your education? 218 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:36,339 I took French in high school but I switched to Spanish. 219 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:44,706 Yeah. I need to get this signed for the logic seminar. 220 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,581 - I'm sorry. Logic's closed. - Well, open it. 221 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,782 - I'm afraid I can't do that. - Why not? 222 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:56,485 The class is limited to 20 students. 20 have already signed up. 223 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,062 - So? - So it's full. 224 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,363 But I love logic! 225 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:06,262 This is really very simple. You see, there's 20 chairs... 226 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,099 ...and there's 20 students. 227 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,399 So how many people can fit in the class? 228 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,444 How should I know? You're the teacher. 229 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,403 Let's try again. 230 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,109 Can you tell me why you're interested in studying psychology? 231 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,777 I'm not Jamie. I'm just doing this for a friend. 232 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:28,086 I'm sorry. The requirement is, each student present herself for submission. 233 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,023 - I am. - You said it was for a friend. 234 00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,390 - No, I didn't. - You clearly said... 235 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:36,022 Well, I'm my friend. I'm my best friend. 236 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:41,232 - You said your name wasn't Jamie. - Well, sometimes it is. Sometimes not. 237 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:44,103 - Do you mean that literally? - What do you mean? 238 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,177 Are you saying you see yourself as two separate individuals? 239 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,940 Yeah, sure, that's it. Can you sign the card now? 240 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,408 Does this other individual have another name? 241 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:54,641 - Okay. - Which is...? 242 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,344 - Fran. - May I speak to Fran? 243 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,423 Oh, for God's sake. Fine. Hi! 244 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,788 Hello, Fran. 245 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,666 - Sorry, the class is filled. - That's cool, I understand. 246 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,768 After your first lecture, a couple of kids will drop out. 247 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,699 It's no reflection, it just happens. 248 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,935 - Try again next semester. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, boss. 249 00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:19,077 - What's it worth to you? - Excuse me? 250 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,145 Come on. I know how much you professors pull in. 251 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,646 Name your price. It's gotta come in handy. 252 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,615 How much can you make teaching? What do you teach? 253 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,613 Ethics. 254 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,428 Could you just sign le card? 255 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,972 Whatever. Just sign it. I'm begging you. 256 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,844 Begging you! 257 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,542 - I'm begging you. - Begging you! 258 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,185 - Beg you. You. You. You. - Beg you. 259 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,255 - Begging you! - There you go! 260 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,893 Was that so hard? 261 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,570 Hi, look! I got it all signed. 262 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,171 That's it. I take it in, and I'm all set? 263 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,734 You have your ID, right? 264 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:24,898 What did you say? 265 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:30,208 Once I take your picture, you can get your permanent ID at the end of the day. 266 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,316 Can we skip the actual picture part? 267 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,044 No picture, no ID. No ID, you're incomplete. 268 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,209 Fine, take it. 269 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,652 - Name? - Buchman. Jamie Buchman. 270 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,725 Okay, Jamie. Big smile! 271 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:47,524 Each of these Tic Tacs represents one student. 272 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,433 Right. 273 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,468 And there's 20 Tic Tacs in the class. 274 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,233 Right. 275 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,838 Here is the end of the desk. 276 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,377 Beyond that, just empty space. 277 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,243 Right. 278 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,977 So where would another Tic Tac go? 279 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:16,756 There. 280 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,331 - I was right? - Yes. 281 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,531 Jamie Buchman. 282 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:30,371 - Weren't you just here? - I don't think so. 283 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,578 - Thank you. - Jamie. 284 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,214 Would you like me to sign one for Fran too? 285 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,009 Let me ask her. 286 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,446 No! 287 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,785 Jamie Buchman. I think I know my own name! 288 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,757 Thank you. 289 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,392 What? What?! 290 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,465 Come on. 291 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:58,861 - Good luck. - Yes. 292 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:03,296 - She's still here. We got a shot. - Come on. Over here. 293 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,206 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 294 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,313 You know what? We are not gonna make it. 295 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,420 Excuse me. Cards, please. 296 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:20,615 You're in the wrong line. You belong right over there. Thank you very much. 297 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:21,952 Cards, please. 298 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:26,223 You're missing a signature. You're over here. There you go. 299 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,023 You. 300 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,629 Come on. You're in. Come on. 301 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:33,202 You are so low. No, that's a good thing. 302 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,928 How are you? Here we go. 303 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,233 - Jamie Buchman. - Jamie Buchman. 304 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,502 - J-A-M-l-E. - B-U-C-H... 305 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,738 - M-A-N. - Want me to help you type that? 306 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:46,373 - I already registered by mail. - Here we go. Here we go. 307 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,781 I sent it in weeks ago. 308 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:53,921 That's it? I'm all in? 309 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,582 - Here it is. - That was easy. 310 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,860 - You want a lift downtown? - No, I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee. 311 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,201 - Thank you, guys. I won't forget this. - And I won't let you. 312 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,104 I can't believe I have class tomorrow. 313 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,045 Fish sticks and Sprite. 314 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:37,635 - Okay. Let me explain... - That is so sweet! 315 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,536 - What? - I can't believe you did this. 316 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,898 - What? - You remembered what I said... 317 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,908 ...about the cafeteria and having nobody to sit with. 318 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,275 You are the sweetest man in the whole world. 319 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,782 How many husbands would do what you did? 320 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,783 Hardly any. 321 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,729 - How was your first day at school? - It was great. 322 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,392 - You got it all set up? - You want to see my ID? 323 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:13,868 Let me see. 324 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:15,633 Wow, you look beautiful. 325 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:19,705 That's funny. I thought I looked a little bit like you. 326 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:25,607 They say a lot of times married people will start to look like each other. 327 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,752 Or sometimes their husband's cousins, very often. 328 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,151 Or their sisters. I've heard they look... 329 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:33,313 Or Fran. 330 00:21:33,363 --> 00:21:37,913 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26597

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