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- What are you doing?
- Go back to sleep.
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- It's 2:00 in the morning.
- I know. I was born at 2:01.
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Yeah. So?
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I'm watching myself turn 30.
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Okay.
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Let me ask you. Does that
look like lumps or on purpose?
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Yeah, like you people
know from hollandaise.
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- Hi.
- Hey, what are you doing here?
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I was just going to bring you breakfast.
Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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- What are you making?
- Your favorite.
12
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- French toast?
- No.
13
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- Waffles?
- No!
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I give up.
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- Eggs Benedict.
- My favorite!
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Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- You bet.
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- Happy birthday, you.
- What is this?
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My mother.
20
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Well, at least it's not ticking.
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- Why do you do that?
- Okay, fine.
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"To my son's wife."
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It says that?
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- Hello.
- All right, but you know what?
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I think they come printed like that.
She didn't actually say that. Hey!
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- An answering machine.
- Okay?
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- What?
- You don't see it?
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- I don't.
- She calls here, you don't call back...
29
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...which means I never gave you
the message because I'm...
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...flighty and self-involved, you
never should have married me.
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- You got this from the box?
- Tell me I'm wrong.
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You know what? It's your birthday,
I will tell you tomorrow.
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And that's not lumps.
That's on purpose.
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What, like it's really
going to be for you?
35
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Hey, you ready to go get the tickets?
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- She doesn't know yet.
- Know what?
37
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Nothing. Let me get my wallet.
38
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And here is a little something
for the birthday girl.
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Oh, thank you.
40
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- You like them?
- God, I love them.
41
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Because if you don't,
I got the salesgirl's phone number.
42
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No, they're beautiful. In fact, I'm gonna
wear them to the party tonight.
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- What party?
- It's okay, Fran already told me.
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Nice try.
45
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- Damn it.
- What? What's damn it?
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She thinks you're having
a surprise party.
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I'm not. I'm not having a party.
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- Good.
- You didn't want a party.
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- I don't.
- Because if you want to have a...
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What is...?
You bought her shoes?
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Retail.
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- Listen, if you want to have a party...
- I don't.
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The girls are going to give me this
lunch, then you and I will do whatever.
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Promise you won't make it a big deal.
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Hey, fair enough.
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- You have a great morning.
- I will.
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- Honey?
- Yeah?
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You can make it a little big deal.
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Next.
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You think I should have had the party?
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- Yes.
- Why?
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Because I'm freezing
my ass off, that's why.
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It's her birthday.
I want it to be perfect.
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Pauly, a Broadway show,
dinner at the Rainbow Room...
65
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...it sounds plenty perfect to me.
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- That's nice, right?
- Yes.
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- You told this guy best seats he's got?
- Don't worry, he owes me.
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- Yeah, how come?
- I stopped going out with his sister.
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Then he owes you big.
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- Next, please.
- Yo, yo, Ricky. How's it going?
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- Yeah, right.
- Listen, this is my cousin Pauly.
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- You got those seats?
- A hundred-thirty bucks.
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- Ouch!
- Next.
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- What do you mean?
- You want them?
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- Yes. I was merely making a comment.
- Don't.
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Hey, nice guy.
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Look at this. H-1 and H-2.
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Eighth row, right on the aisle.
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H-1. H-1 and two.
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Did I do good or what?
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- The second thing you said.
- What?
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They're H-1 and H-2.
They're not together.
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- Sure, they are.
- No.
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Look at this. H-1, 3, 5.
Here's 2, 4, 6.
85
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Good. So there's like
58 seats between us.
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- Look at that.
- That's not good.
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Give me the tickets.
Ricky? Rick? Ricky?
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There's sort of a problem.
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I kind of sort of figured that maybe
the seats would be next to each other.
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You said the best I had,
that's what I got. Next.
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No, no, no next. Would you stop
with the next? Look, what...
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Here's the thing,
it's my wife's birthday.
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- You gonna look at her or the stage?
- The stage.
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You planning on talking
during the show?
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- No.
- So, what's the problem?
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Let me handle this.
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- Ricky, how's your sister doing?
- Why?
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I don't know, I was thinking
of giving her a call.
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All right. Come back 20 minutes
before curtain. I'll see what I can do.
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See real hard, Ricky, I got a waterbed.
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Next.
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Could you believe Donna?
She was eating like a camel.
103
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At least she does it in public.
Better than Wendy I'm-not-hungry...
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...slipping three sandwiches
into her purse.
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Her whole family is messed up.
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I think her great-grandparents
supposedly sold Anne Frank's parents...
107
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...the house they got caught in
or something like that.
108
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And to compensate,
she's stealing finger sandwiches?
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What a psycho.
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- I'm gonna burst.
- Just eat it.
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Easy for you to say.
You're still in your 20s...
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That's right.
You're not anymore.
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I hate your being 30.
You can't be 30.
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- Why not?
- Because that makes me 33.
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Just think, like in 30 years,
you'll be 60, and I'll be 66.
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- No, you'll be 63.
- No. Thirty and 30 is 60.
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Thirty-three and 33 is 66.
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You're right.
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I'm thrilled to be 30. I wouldn't do
my 20s over again if you paid me.
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- You did your 20s great.
- Yeah, you got it made.
121
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Well, I'm unemployed
and I have no idea what I want to do.
122
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- Neither do I.
- Yeah, but you're used to it.
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- Thanks. I'm keeping your present.
- I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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What did Paul get you?
126
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I don't know. I guess
he'll give it to me at the party.
127
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- What party?
- It's okay, Ira already told me.
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- Nice try.
- Damn it.
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- How come he didn't invite me?
- There's no party.
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Nice try.
131
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Man, this thing has 800 more
features than our old machine.
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Tell me my mother doesn't like you.
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- Too dressy?
- Maybe.
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Depends what you would call dressy.
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More than casual and less than formal.
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- What is casual?
- How do I dress without knowing...
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...where we're going?
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- You wanted to be surprised.
- My life's been a surprise.
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I want a night off.
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- What does that mean?
- Nothing.
141
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You want to make
a message together?
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No, it's too cute.
143
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- How's this?
- Hey, wait.
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Hi, we're not in.
Leave a...
145
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What the hell did I do?
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Honey?
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What?
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Okay.
149
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You won't want
to sit for so long in that.
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Okay, so wherever we're going
is someplace you sit.
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Hey, anywhere in the world
you go you have to sit.
152
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Hey, try the other thing.
153
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- Which?
- The dress.
154
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If you want to pick up
your messages, let it ring once.
155
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So if it answers,
there's a message.
156
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And if it rings two to four times,
there's no message.
157
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So that's good, right? Once, message.
Two to four, no message.
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All right, then you hit seven to rewind.
Rewind, seven.
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Three to save, and our code is 4-2-2.
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Fine. So it's easy to remember.
161
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Just add a four
to Dave DeBusschere's jersey.
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Who?
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Hi, we're not...
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How did I get worse?
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Honey, let it go.
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- Hey, we gotta go.
- How's my outfit?
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That's good. That's perfect.
We gotta go.
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Is it perfect, or perfect
because we've got to go?
169
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- Either way.
- What about my hair?
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Bring it.
171
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What if everybody else
but me has dressy hair?
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Then they'll point and laugh.
173
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Where is this train?
We gonna be late.
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- Really?
- No, no. Not late, late.
175
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We're not gonna be late, late.
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We're supposed to be there 20 minutes
before we're supposed to be there.
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- I don't get it.
- You're not supposed to.
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Well, obviously, wherever
we're going, it's someplace uptown.
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Unless, I'm just taking you uptown to
throw you off the scent. I could do that.
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Or, and this is not impossible, maybe
we're going uptown to transfer...
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...to the downtown part. Or...
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Then there's like
the East Side, West Side issue.
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You don't know what side...
You know nothing.
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- I don't care what we're doing.
- Okay.
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No, I don't. All I care
is that we're doing it together.
186
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Isn't that really very sweet,
and still I tell you nothing.
187
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Here we go. Come on.
188
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- You okay, honey?
- I'm fine.
189
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,104
- Honey?
- James?
190
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,405
Sweetie?
191
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,946
- James!
- No, no! Wait! Honey!
192
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:20,443
Hey!
193
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- Hey!
- Hey!
194
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,755
- Hey, stop the train!
- It is stopped.
195
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,022
All right. Don't start it!
196
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Honey!
197
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- Honey?
- Okay, you wait there.
198
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I ate where?
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- You wait there.
- Union Square?
200
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,532
Yes!
201
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How do I get to Union Square?
202
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Okay, she's going to wait there.
203
00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:57,521
Where you heading?
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Gotta go uptown, then I gotta go
back downtown, pick up my wife.
205
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,156
It's her birthday.
206
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:08,557
You know, I was born in September.
207
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,759
- Were you really?
- That's right. The 23rd.
208
00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:14,099
The 23rd. Well, there you go.
That's a good day.
209
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,309
Hey. Want to get a bite to eat?
210
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What...? You kidding me?
211
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Happy birthday.
212
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Do you have change for a buck?
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Excuse me, do you have
change for a dollar?
214
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It's for the phone.
215
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I didn't change my mind or anything.
You guys are great.
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You know, in fact, a whole buck.
Quarter out, buck in. Okay?
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Okay.
218
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Honey, it's me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
We're going to the theater.
219
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I'm taking you to see Tommy. It's at
the St. James Theater, 44th and 8th.
220
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Meet me there.
221
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,682
What is that, soup?
222
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:51,162
The code. The code!
What's the retrieval code?
223
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,766
Four, and Dave the butcher's jersey?
224
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Excuse me.
Do you know Dave the butcher?
225
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,429
Do you know Dave the butcher?
226
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I don't eat meat.
227
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:47,941
Hello?
228
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,212
- Ira, it's me.
- Hey!
229
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,754
- How's the shoes?
- Fabulous. Listen to me.
230
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,619
Paul and I got separated
on the subway.
231
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,283
He told me to meet him at Union
Square and he's not there.
232
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,090
So I guess he didn't tell me
to meet him at Union Square.
233
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He must have gone to where
we're going, but I don't know where.
234
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,594
Nice try.
235
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,293
- Ira, I'm not kidding!
- Yeah, yeah.
236
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,995
Where is he? In the bathroom?
237
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,197
You are such a minx.
238
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,240
- Would you just let...
- Happy birthday.
239
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,173
- No, no! Don't hang up!
- Okay, bye!
240
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:14,437
No, Ira!
241
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,315
- Ricky, hi.
- Can I help you?
242
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,052
- Yes.
- Paul, Ira's cousin.
243
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,752
Did you find two seats together?
244
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,398
Matter of fact I had a cancellation.
Fifth row, center.
245
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,624
- Great!
- I sold them ten minutes ago.
246
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,830
Why would you do that?
247
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,561
- You were tardy.
- I was what?
248
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:43,367
I told you to be here
20 minutes before. Next!
249
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:44,839
Come here!
250
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,102
Security!
251
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,145
It's my wife's birthday, okay?
So...
252
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,543
Security!
253
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,112
Found it. Thank you.
254
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,530
Honey, it's me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.We're going to the theater.
255
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,530
I'm taking you to see...
256
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,861
What?
257
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,162
You're taking me to see what?
258
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,273
Oh, God, I hate his mother!
259
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,023
Paul!
260
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,696
Paul!
261
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:44,893
James!
262
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,903
- Paul, where are you?
- Where are you?
263
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:51,770
- Where are you?
- I'm at Tommy!
264
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,412
Jamie, can you hear me?
265
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,515
Honey, I've been running up
and down the theater district...
266
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,048
...for the last 15 minutes.
267
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,708
- Didn't you get my message?
- Half of it.
268
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:04,754
- Can we discuss your mother?
- We can discuss it, but not now, okay?
269
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,619
We already missed the first
20 minutes. You know the story?
270
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,590
- Yeah, sort of.
- Tommy, he's a pinball wizard.
271
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:13,027
He's deaf, blind. He doesn't hear,
he doesn't see, but he doesn't tell.
272
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,496
- We're missing it.
- I'll see you at intermission.
273
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,830
- Wait. Where are you going?
- Didn't...?
274
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,528
The seats aren't so much together.
275
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,173
Why did you do that?
276
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,400
I didn't do that. Ira's friend did.
277
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:25,736
Can we discuss Ira?
278
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:29,005
Yes, we'll discuss my whole family,
all the way back to Romania.
279
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,480
- I don't want to sit not with you.
- Neither do I. What should I do?
280
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,675
Yell at somebody.
281
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,945
- For what?
- Screwing up my birthday.
282
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,281
- It's not screwed up.
- It is.
283
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,754
How is it screwed up?
284
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,950
- It's not.
- Okay. Okay, let's just go in.
285
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:46,120
Okay. That's what you went with?
The black dress and Nikes?
286
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,788
What is that, a problem?
287
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,127
I don't know if that's
dressy enough for later.
288
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,702
What's later?
Dinner at separate restaurants?
289
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,864
Is that nice?
Why are you snapping at me?
290
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,099
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Can we just go home?
291
00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,109
- Why?
- Because this thing is too much trouble.
292
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,372
You know how much
I went through to plan this?
293
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,482
- I'm sure you did.
- I don't think you do.
294
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,049
You wanted me to surprise you.
295
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,778
I was going to give you this party,
then you didn't want one.
296
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:12,219
So there's a week of my life.
Then I figured the Berkshires.
297
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,417
Then I figured not the Berkshires.
Then I figured we're in the city.
298
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,528
We can eat something,
we can watch something.
299
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,756
So I decided theater, then I decided
Tommy. I narrowed it down to Tommy.
300
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,401
Then reservations
at the Rainbow Room, and now what?
301
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,902
- You don't want to participate?
- Don't yell! I said I want to sit with you.
302
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,869
You going to watch me or the show?
303
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,134
- Paul!
- You going to talk during the show?
304
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,800
- No.
- Why are you making me crazy?
305
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,445
You know what? I'm going home.
306
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,581
We got dinner reservations.
307
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,443
Great. Wonderful. Let's go eat.
308
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,016
Not for three hours.
309
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,153
- I'm going home.
- Wait. It's your birthday.
310
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,414
Well, tough on me.
311
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,860
- Hey, you want to see a show?
- Thanks.
312
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:52,326
Yeah, don't mention it.
313
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,467
Hey, these aren't together!
314
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,971
I'm really hoping
that's your hand on my ass.
315
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,615
It is. I'm not losing you again.
316
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,875
- I'm sorry about tonight.
- It's all right.
317
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,019
No. I should have planned it better.
318
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:18,486
Two seats not together?
Come on, who does that?
319
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,720
Okay.
320
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,989
- Okay what?
- Nothing.
321
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,065
- Nothing what?
- No, never mind.
322
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,895
- Fine.
- Fine what?
323
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:35,938
- Are we talking here?
- Don't worry, I will act surprised.
324
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,001
Oh, there's no party.
325
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,375
Listen to me really carefully.
326
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,880
There is no party.
327
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,218
Well, that's good. I didn't want one.
328
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,569
You don't want to do anything?
You got a few hours left to your day.
329
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,073
Let's just go home. I can break
my new answering machine.
330
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,805
How did we get from a Broadway
show and dinner to this?
331
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,678
What?
332
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,011
Wait a second. Wait here, all right?
333
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:24,280
- I mean, literally, wait here.
- All right.
334
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,788
Union Square.
335
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,062
- Sure.
- All right.
336
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,391
What are you doing?
337
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,662
Come. I got us two seats together.
338
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:46,093
Why do I know this?
339
00:21:46,143 --> 00:21:50,693
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