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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,614 --> 00:00:06,343 Ooh, is that cute. 2 00:00:06,416 --> 00:00:08,441 Thank you. 3 00:00:08,518 --> 00:00:11,351 - What's for dinner? - Anything you want. 4 00:00:12,522 --> 00:00:14,547 I can't do everything around here. 5 00:00:14,624 --> 00:00:17,718 - What's going on? - The painter's coming tomorrow. 6 00:00:17,794 --> 00:00:19,728 What painter? I thought we're doing that together. 7 00:00:19,796 --> 00:00:23,425 That's what I thought back in October. By February, I saw the light. 8 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:26,400 What's the rush? 9 00:00:26,469 --> 00:00:29,905 Every time I walk in here, I feel like the walls are smirking... 10 00:00:29,973 --> 00:00:32,498 like they know they have nothing to worry about. 11 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:35,305 Well, gee, honey. I don't get that at all. 12 00:00:35,378 --> 00:00:38,211 - Well, I hired a painter. - Oh, yeah? How much? 13 00:00:38,281 --> 00:00:40,806 Cheap. He's an old friend. I ran into him on the subway. 14 00:00:40,883 --> 00:00:42,612 - Who's that? - Sherman. 15 00:00:42,685 --> 00:00:44,550 Williams? 16 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,212 Yes. 17 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:51,693 You got Sherman Williams to paint our apartment? 18 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,752 You're thinking of Sherwin Williams. 19 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:58,130 Well, it's close enough. I'm very encouraged. 20 00:00:58,201 --> 00:01:00,726 Hey, let me help you. Geez. 21 00:01:03,506 --> 00:01:06,236 - I need to move the refrigerator. - For God's sake, be careful. 22 00:01:06,309 --> 00:01:08,573 Use your legs. 23 00:01:19,756 --> 00:01:21,849 Tell me why 24 00:01:21,924 --> 00:01:23,755 I love you like I do 25 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:25,453 Tell me who 26 00:01:25,528 --> 00:01:28,019 Can start my heart as much as you 27 00:01:28,097 --> 00:01:31,863 Tell me all your secrets and I'll tell you most of mine 28 00:01:31,934 --> 00:01:35,893 They say nobody's perfect Well, that's really true this time 29 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,940 I don't have the answers 30 00:01:38,007 --> 00:01:39,838 I don't have a plan 31 00:01:39,909 --> 00:01:41,843 But I'm mad about you, baby 32 00:01:41,911 --> 00:01:43,776 So help me understand 33 00:01:43,846 --> 00:01:45,279 What we do 34 00:01:45,348 --> 00:01:47,441 You can whisper in my ear 35 00:01:47,517 --> 00:01:49,280 Where we go 36 00:01:49,352 --> 00:01:51,616 Who knows what happens after here 37 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:53,587 Let's take each other's hand 38 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:57,786 As we jump into the final frontier 39 00:01:57,860 --> 00:02:00,624 I'm mad about you, baby 40 00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:02,721 Yeah 41 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:05,199 I'm mad about you 42 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:28,547 Your head has good bounce. 43 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,090 If you guys aren't here to work, then split. 44 00:02:34,163 --> 00:02:37,929 - She's got way too much energy. - Fran, stop killing yourself. 45 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,400 Oh, what else do I have to do on a Saturday? 46 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:43,166 - Where's Ryan? - In Florida with my parents. 47 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:46,265 Oh, tough day for everyone. 48 00:02:46,342 --> 00:02:48,936 Hey, I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet Sherman. 49 00:02:49,011 --> 00:02:51,844 Make sure he uses primer and does the trim in a lighter shade. 50 00:02:51,914 --> 00:02:53,347 Relax. He's excellent. 51 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:56,817 - You've used him before? - Yes. 52 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,719 - And he's good? - Yes. 53 00:03:04,026 --> 00:03:05,960 Are we talking about painting? 54 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:09,496 No. 55 00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:14,399 - Oh, well, this is very interesting. - What? 56 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:17,234 This is suddenly very interesting. I thought you said he was a friend. 57 00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:21,072 We went out for a month in 1985. What, is this gonna bother you? 58 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:23,612 Ah, well, how did it end? 59 00:03:23,679 --> 00:03:25,271 He dumped her. 60 00:03:25,348 --> 00:03:27,077 He didn't dump me. 61 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:30,483 So you're still going out with him? 62 00:03:30,553 --> 00:03:33,545 - No, he dumped her. - Now, what he said was... 63 00:03:33,623 --> 00:03:36,524 he loved me so much he'd be destroyed if I left him... 64 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:38,355 so he had to leave me first. 65 00:03:40,496 --> 00:03:43,260 - I used that line once. - Yeah, but she bought it. 66 00:03:43,332 --> 00:03:46,028 - Comin' through. - Whoa, whoa! 67 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:50,161 - Oh, it's painter boy. - Stop it. 68 00:03:50,239 --> 00:03:53,208 - Is this gonna bother you? - Hey, I ain't the one who got dumped. 69 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:56,006 How can you get dumped by someone named Sherman? 70 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:59,045 Hello. I'm Sherman. 71 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:02,414 Can I be honest? I was expecting shorter. 72 00:04:02,485 --> 00:04:04,077 I know. I'm bigger than I need to be. 73 00:04:04,153 --> 00:04:06,087 No, no, that's... Come on in. 74 00:04:06,155 --> 00:04:07,315 - Hi. - Hey. 75 00:04:07,390 --> 00:04:09,324 Thanks for doing this on such short notice. 76 00:04:09,392 --> 00:04:11,326 - I promise I'll do a good job. - I know you will. 77 00:04:11,394 --> 00:04:14,693 No, I mean it. If I don't, I'll pay for someone to redo it. 78 00:04:14,764 --> 00:04:17,426 Sherman, it's okay. You met Paul? 79 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:20,162 And this is Ira. Ira, this is Sherman. 80 00:04:20,236 --> 00:04:21,567 Rambo. 81 00:04:22,705 --> 00:04:25,173 If they find you here, they will kill you. 82 00:04:26,242 --> 00:04:28,073 - Hi. Bedroom? - Yes. 83 00:04:28,144 --> 00:04:30,704 That's Fran. She comes in twice a week. 84 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:35,011 Hey, let me get that for you. 85 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:43,258 I put it over there for you. 86 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,988 - Hi. - And this is my sister Lisa. 87 00:04:46,062 --> 00:04:49,520 Oh, Jamie used to always talk about you. 88 00:04:49,599 --> 00:04:51,760 I'm better now. 89 00:04:53,402 --> 00:04:55,893 So, where would you like to start? 90 00:04:55,972 --> 00:04:58,065 - How about the bedroom? - I'll show him. 91 00:04:59,575 --> 00:05:01,668 I'll be right there, okay? 92 00:05:03,746 --> 00:05:06,738 I could look like him if I cared to. 93 00:05:06,816 --> 00:05:08,750 You know, women don't go for that. 94 00:05:08,818 --> 00:05:11,309 - Your sister's scaring the painter. - Lisa! No! 95 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,928 Well, whatever you went through in '85 was worth it... 96 00:05:21,998 --> 00:05:24,592 'cause our walls are gonna look great. 97 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:26,601 Well, that's why I did it. 98 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:31,567 How bad did this guy hurt you? 'Cause I would love to get the floors sanded. 99 00:05:31,641 --> 00:05:33,040 Why? Did he say something? 100 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:35,475 I'm just getting a feeling he's sorry he let you go. 101 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:36,977 - Really? - Yeah. 102 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:38,570 Good. 103 00:05:38,648 --> 00:05:41,481 - What are you making here? - A snack for Sherman. 104 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:46,078 "A snack for Sherman." I think I read that in kindergarten. 105 00:05:47,623 --> 00:05:49,921 I thought you were gonna play paddleball with Ira. 106 00:05:49,992 --> 00:05:53,052 We don't play paddleball. We play racquetball. Wanna come with us? 107 00:05:53,129 --> 00:05:55,097 - And do what? - Watch. 108 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:57,428 Isn't it a closed room? 109 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,401 I'll come out between games. I'll give you reports. 110 00:06:00,469 --> 00:06:02,562 - That sounds like fun. - Could be. 111 00:06:02,638 --> 00:06:04,936 I'm just gonna hang around here, if that's okay. 112 00:06:05,007 --> 00:06:07,737 - Sure. - You sure you don't mind? 113 00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:10,074 - What? - Me hanging around here. 114 00:06:10,146 --> 00:06:11,909 That's why we pay rent. 115 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,712 No, I mean with Sherman. 116 00:06:14,784 --> 00:06:17,412 - Why would I mind? - I don't know. We have a history. 117 00:06:17,486 --> 00:06:19,852 I just thought it might make you a little uncomfortable. 118 00:06:20,856 --> 00:06:24,314 I'm sorry. Am I being a bad husband by not being jealous? 119 00:06:24,393 --> 00:06:26,418 Only a little. 120 00:06:26,495 --> 00:06:30,090 'Cause, you know, if I am, you could get another one and I'll pay for it. 121 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:33,397 - Don't make fun of him. - I'm not making fun. 122 00:06:33,469 --> 00:06:35,403 - He's a nice guy. - And sensitive. 123 00:06:35,471 --> 00:06:37,063 Let me finish. And very sensitive. 124 00:06:37,139 --> 00:06:42,270 - We used to walk in the rain and cry. - And these were the good times? 125 00:06:42,345 --> 00:06:44,973 Here we go. Tuna on rye. 126 00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:48,642 - If you don't like fish... - don't come to Nantucket. 127 00:06:48,718 --> 00:06:50,948 - Oh, my God. You remember that? - What is that? 128 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,612 Just old times. 129 00:06:55,191 --> 00:06:59,127 I got those. All right. You guys got everything you need. 130 00:06:59,195 --> 00:07:02,289 Hey, cute little belly button there. 131 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:14,606 - I'm not gonna forget this. - It was an accident. 132 00:07:14,677 --> 00:07:18,204 How do you mistake my head for a little blue ball? 133 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,180 You have very small features. 134 00:07:20,249 --> 00:07:23,116 You've been a crazy man all day. What's your problem? 135 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:25,119 - No problem. - Oh, no, you got a problem. 136 00:07:25,187 --> 00:07:28,156 - I got no problem. - Is it the good-lookin' painter guy? 137 00:07:28,224 --> 00:07:32,752 - He's not that good-looking. - Come on. He's a statue with pants. 138 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:36,423 Look, if you lose her, you lose her. It's no reason to beat up on me. 139 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,660 Who said anything about losing her? 140 00:07:38,734 --> 00:07:41,202 I know you, all right? This great-lookin' guy... 141 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:44,831 who used to bounce your wife is up in the apartment with her... 142 00:07:44,907 --> 00:07:47,273 and you're thinkin' all kinds of stupid things. 143 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:52,007 Why do you gotta say bounce? There's no other verb you could use? 144 00:07:52,081 --> 00:07:54,140 I'm just tryin' to create a picture here, that's all. 145 00:07:54,216 --> 00:07:56,912 I told Springsteen, "Tough. I am not makin' a demo." 146 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:02,514 Look, it's got nothin' to do with trust. I love my wife, and I trust my wife. 147 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:04,821 Yeah? Then why do you keep tilting the machine? 148 00:08:04,894 --> 00:08:08,352 - Because you're makin' me nuts! - What are you afraid of, Paulie? 149 00:08:08,431 --> 00:08:11,423 You thinkJamie's gonna wind up like Debbie What's-Her-Face? 150 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,730 - Lang? - No, no, the other one. 151 00:08:13,803 --> 00:08:15,202 - Ehrlich? - Yeah. 152 00:08:15,271 --> 00:08:18,331 Debbie Ehrlich didn't sleep with that guy until after we broke up. 153 00:08:18,407 --> 00:08:20,307 Well, you believe what you want to believe. 154 00:08:22,077 --> 00:08:23,135 I will. 155 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:25,646 - Anyway, Jamie ain't her. - I know. 156 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:29,172 - You got a real gem there, pal. - Tell me something I don't know. 157 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:32,243 Well, then remember it. Otherwise, you're gonna wind up out here like me. 158 00:08:32,321 --> 00:08:34,755 I'm tellin' you, it's a sad state of affairs. 159 00:08:34,824 --> 00:08:37,588 And all I need are three backup singers. 160 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,066 Sweetie? 161 00:08:52,541 --> 00:08:53,974 Honey? 162 00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:05,083 Jamie? It's me. Open up, James! 163 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:16,030 - What the hell is goin' on? - I'm on my break. 164 00:09:19,568 --> 00:09:22,435 - James? - She's not here. 165 00:09:25,074 --> 00:09:27,304 Fran. Thank God. 166 00:09:46,762 --> 00:09:49,492 - Hello? - Hi. 167 00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:52,967 I got you that shirt we saw at Macy's. 168 00:09:53,035 --> 00:09:55,595 Oh, Macy's! Oh, boy! I love Macy's. 169 00:09:55,671 --> 00:09:57,605 Oh, it's a great store, isn't it? 170 00:09:57,673 --> 00:10:00,904 It's just such a big... It's a big Macy's store. 171 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,240 You know what I mean? 172 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,439 I haven't told you this. A friend of my parents... 173 00:10:05,514 --> 00:10:08,108 When I was a kid, a friend of ours used to work in Macy's. 174 00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:10,981 Downstairs. He sold belts to the people that came into Macy's. 175 00:10:11,053 --> 00:10:14,045 He'd just sell the belts. He's dead now. 176 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:18,116 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, well, thank you. 177 00:10:22,765 --> 00:10:24,892 - What happened to the door? - Say what? 178 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:27,993 Oh, look at that! Geez. 179 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:32,501 I guess Sherman got a little overzealous with the sander, huh? 180 00:10:32,575 --> 00:10:34,065 Where is he now? 181 00:10:38,414 --> 00:10:40,678 He's sort of gone. 182 00:10:40,749 --> 00:10:44,116 - Is he coming back? - Sort of no. 183 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,517 What happened? 184 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,212 Nothing. 185 00:10:52,428 --> 00:10:55,090 - You had a fight, didn't you? - No. 186 00:10:55,164 --> 00:10:58,691 Oh, my God. You had a jealous fight, and he threw you through the door. 187 00:10:58,767 --> 00:10:59,961 Are you all right? 188 00:11:01,804 --> 00:11:04,432 Now, why do you assume he would throw me through... 189 00:11:04,506 --> 00:11:08,169 - Why wouldn't I throw him? - Physics. 190 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,848 - I'll be right back. - I have no doubt. 191 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:21,022 - Hi. - Hello. 192 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:25,584 - Come in. - Oh, thank you. 193 00:11:25,661 --> 00:11:29,688 I didn't think I'd be welcome here. You are being so good about this. 194 00:11:29,765 --> 00:11:31,995 - About what? - Didn't Paul tell you? 195 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,968 - Tell me what? - Oh, nothing. 196 00:11:35,037 --> 00:11:37,835 - Never mind. - No, no, no. Come here. 197 00:11:39,808 --> 00:11:41,742 - Hi. - You're really a gentleman. 198 00:11:41,810 --> 00:11:44,643 - Yeah, well, you know. - You guys, what is going on? 199 00:11:44,713 --> 00:11:46,738 - Nothing. - I slept with Sherman. 200 00:11:46,815 --> 00:11:48,442 And that. 201 00:11:50,886 --> 00:11:52,820 You and Sherman? I don't believe it. 202 00:11:52,888 --> 00:11:54,913 - Yes. - My Sherman? 203 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:58,187 - Excuse me? - I mean, you know, my painter? 204 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,091 Great save. 205 00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:02,494 How could you do that? 206 00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:04,998 I'm not judging, but how could you do that? 207 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:09,026 I don't know. I went home, and I started thinking about him... 208 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,664 and I had lunch and I was still thinking about him... 209 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:14,607 and I took a cab back downtown and I stopped at the drugstore... 210 00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:17,646 and I came up here and it was a spur-of-the-moment thing. 211 00:12:18,881 --> 00:12:20,815 - What about Mark? - What about him? 212 00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:22,817 - Well, you know... - He wouldn't care. 213 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,853 - How can you say that? - Because it's true. 214 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,184 Because he left me, okay? 215 00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:31,856 He moved out two weeks ago. 216 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:41,936 I'm gonna go watch TV. 217 00:12:43,005 --> 00:12:45,371 - It's okay. - No, 'cause golf is on. 218 00:12:45,441 --> 00:12:47,841 I didn't want anybody to know. 219 00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:51,141 - What happened? - I'm not sure. 220 00:12:51,213 --> 00:12:54,774 He bought this crock of seven-dollar mustard, and we had a fight... 221 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:57,148 and he started staying at the Chelsea Plaza. 222 00:12:57,219 --> 00:13:00,655 - Seven dollars for mustard? - That was my point. 223 00:13:00,723 --> 00:13:03,385 - Have you talked to him? - I've tried. 224 00:13:03,459 --> 00:13:05,791 - Do you want us to talk to him? - Us who? 225 00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:09,092 - Me and you. I'll get our coats. - Wait, I don't think she wants... 226 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,689 - Yes, she does. - I'll get the coats. 227 00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:14,201 Tell him I have all his cashmere socks... 228 00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:17,636 and if he's not home by 6:00 tonight, I'll start shredding a sock an hour. 229 00:13:17,706 --> 00:13:19,298 Okay. Sock an hour. I got it. 230 00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:22,243 And tell him I love him. 231 00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:24,506 And tell him I want it to work out and... 232 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,810 Don't worry. We'll tell him everything. 233 00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:29,282 - Wait... - Not everything. 234 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,423 Hello, Room Service? Yeah. 235 00:13:38,494 --> 00:13:41,861 This is Dr. Devanow in room 618. Listen, I've gotta tell you... 236 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:45,661 this is the best club sandwich I've ever had. 237 00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:49,295 No, seriously. Because the bacon... 238 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,831 was just crisp enough to provide traction so the tomatoes don't slide. 239 00:13:56,678 --> 00:13:58,612 Yeah, sure, I'll hold. 240 00:14:04,253 --> 00:14:05,686 - Hi. - Hi. 241 00:14:05,754 --> 00:14:07,688 She told you, didn't she? 242 00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:10,350 No, actually we're staying here for the weekend. 243 00:14:11,193 --> 00:14:12,660 Come on in. 244 00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:18,262 - Who's reading Surfer Digest? - I am. 245 00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:21,962 Log Cabin Living. Soldier of Fortune. 246 00:14:22,037 --> 00:14:25,700 See these guys? See this guy right here with the ammo belt? That's me. 247 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,377 You have a tattoo that says "meet your maker"? 248 00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:32,038 These guys, they live on the edge, minute to minute. 249 00:14:32,114 --> 00:14:35,481 Their whole life isn't planned out in some daily planner, you know? 250 00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,712 Because they don't have wives who love them. 251 00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:40,152 Actually, they do. Look. "Mercenary Wives." 252 00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:43,382 So, what did Fran tell you? 253 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,621 She said you had a fight and moved out. I don't understand. 254 00:14:46,695 --> 00:14:49,789 Did you ever wake up one day and just wonder... 255 00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:53,323 Everyone wakes up that day. It doesn't mean that they act on it. 256 00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:54,869 - I did. - Why? 257 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,701 I don't know, Jamie. I swear to God I wish I knew. 258 00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:01,072 I really do. Did you ever see that movie Alien? 259 00:15:01,143 --> 00:15:03,304 Only the first one. 260 00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:06,779 Well, it's like that. It's like there's this thing... 261 00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:09,613 that's living inside me, and it's eating me alive. 262 00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:13,348 And I swear, if I don't get rid of it, it'll come bursting through my chest. 263 00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:18,890 I mean, believe me, the last thing I want to do is hurt Fran... 264 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:23,125 but I see her sitting home alone in that empty apartment... 265 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:26,190 Well, listen, I'm sure she gets out once in a while. 266 00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:29,635 You know, like, to the market or whatever. 267 00:15:29,705 --> 00:15:32,538 - Have you tried explaining this to her? - I can't. 268 00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:36,100 - What do you mean? You have to. - I wouldn't know what to say. 269 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:38,942 - Would it help if someone was there? - Like a counselor. 270 00:15:39,014 --> 00:15:41,539 - Or a friend. - Or a counselor. 271 00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:45,215 Come on, go get dressed. 272 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:55,587 Oh, look, honey. We are here. 273 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,432 - It smells like paint. - Yeah, we're having the place... 274 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,277 Good boy. 275 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,980 - Hi. - Hi. 276 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:18,045 - You look great. - I don't feel great. 277 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,317 Well, you look great. You have this kind of glow. 278 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,483 Doesn't she have like a kind of glow? 279 00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:26,288 - No. - I see no glow. 280 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,556 Well, you look radiant. What is it? 281 00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:29,824 Rage. 282 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:34,694 Look, Fran, I know this is hard, but this is truly the best thing for now. 283 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:36,101 - For who? - For you. For me. 284 00:16:36,171 --> 00:16:39,163 How could you walk out on me like this? Not even a word. 285 00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:42,142 He leaves me a note on his prescription pad. 286 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,735 - I thought it would be best. - You know I can't read your writing. 287 00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:47,714 You know how frustrating that is? 288 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:54,383 Look, what he wants you to know is, see... 289 00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:56,890 guys often have this thing... 290 00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:59,655 you know, this creature bursting out of the chest thing... 291 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:04,427 that's very common, 'cause a lot of, you know... 292 00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:06,933 Mark, help me out here. 293 00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:09,402 You're doin' fine. 294 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:18,511 Fran, I love you. 295 00:17:19,715 --> 00:17:23,310 I love our son and our life and everything that we have together. 296 00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:25,876 And that's why you moved out? 297 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,788 - I need something more. - More what? 298 00:17:32,861 --> 00:17:34,886 - More me. - Trust me, Mark. 299 00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:38,262 Too much of you is too much. Paul, tell him. 300 00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:43,596 Well, too much of anyone is a lot. 301 00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:46,106 - You see, what I mean is... - Tell her the alien thing. 302 00:17:46,174 --> 00:17:49,268 - No, she won't understand. - Well, it was good the way you said it. 303 00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:52,177 You said it very... He was very good, you know. 304 00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:53,578 - Sherman. - Hi. 305 00:17:56,151 --> 00:17:59,587 - Honey, it's Sherman the painter. - Yes, it is. Look at that. 306 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:03,852 - Look, I just want to apologize. - For what? It was nothing. Bye. 307 00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:06,826 Really, it was wrong. This is your home. 308 00:18:06,895 --> 00:18:08,760 - Take it off the bill. - Bye. 309 00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:11,992 - Hi, Fran. - Fran, have you met Sherman? 310 00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:15,093 This is Sherman. This is Fran, and that's her husband Mark. 311 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:17,968 - Her husband. - Oh, I didn't know you were married. 312 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,133 Oh, yes, she is. That's her husband right there, Mark. 313 00:18:21,243 --> 00:18:22,301 It's a pleasure. 314 00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:27,542 Well, it was good to meet you. But I don't want to intrude. 315 00:18:27,616 --> 00:18:29,447 Thank you. 316 00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:32,282 Well, good to see you. Okay, thank you. 317 00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:37,291 Nice guy. Is he any good? 318 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,418 - Yes. - Yes. 319 00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:45,091 I have an idea. Listen, why don't you have him paint our place, okay? 320 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,727 Redo the whole apartment, okay? Like you always wanted. 321 00:18:47,803 --> 00:18:50,328 What do you think you can do? Buy me off with a couple of buckets of paint? 322 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:52,896 No, I want to do something for you, and I don't know what to do. 323 00:18:52,974 --> 00:18:55,033 I know both of you better than anyone, you know. 324 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,977 - I think you're just going through... - It's a rough time. 325 00:18:58,046 --> 00:19:02,415 - It's a bad patch, a lull. - It's not a lull, but it's... 326 00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:05,419 A conflict, a struggle, a period of adjustment. 327 00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:07,421 Honey, help or go in the bedroom, okay? 328 00:19:07,489 --> 00:19:08,922 Okay. 329 00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:17,958 - Anyway... - James... 330 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,967 why don't you go with him? 331 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,468 Are you sure? 332 00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:24,735 Yeah. 333 00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:29,641 Okay, we'll be right in here if you, you know... 334 00:19:35,784 --> 00:19:38,912 - Honey? - I'm gonna be sick. 335 00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:41,319 It's the paint fumes. 336 00:19:43,024 --> 00:19:45,185 I know. I know. 337 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,127 I just want to go out there and do something. 338 00:19:49,364 --> 00:19:53,300 Well, we don't even know what's wrong. 339 00:19:53,368 --> 00:19:54,562 Well, it's something. 340 00:19:56,037 --> 00:19:58,528 You know, they're gonna work. 341 00:19:58,607 --> 00:20:01,599 They're always gonna be Fran and Mark. 342 00:20:01,676 --> 00:20:04,975 They've always been Fran and Mark, and they'll always be Fran and Mark. 343 00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:08,880 Fran can't be Fran without Mark, and Mark can't be Mark without Fran. 344 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:11,077 Otherwise, they'd be Fran and Mark. 345 00:20:11,153 --> 00:20:13,644 But, you know, they're not. They're Fran and Mark. 346 00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,323 - Oh, look at that. - What? 347 00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:18,518 It's Fran and Mark. 348 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,896 - Where are they going? - I don't know. 349 00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,228 At least they left together. 350 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,598 Are they talking or yelling? 351 00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:30,069 - Looks like they're talking. - No, that's yelling. 352 00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:32,834 - How do you know? - She used to be my boss. 353 00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,740 He's got his hand on her arm. Good sign. 354 00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:41,111 - He let go. - She's stepping back. 355 00:20:41,183 --> 00:20:44,710 - But he's goin' after her. - She's gonna slap him. 356 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,448 No, no. She's hailing a cab. 357 00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:50,514 He's opening the door. She's getting in. 358 00:20:50,592 --> 00:20:53,959 Get in, Mark. Get in with her. Go home. 359 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:10,238 Maybe he has to go up to the hotel to check out or something. 360 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,836 You think? 361 00:21:13,415 --> 00:21:14,848 No. 362 00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:23,286 - Did you change these sheets? - Believe me. 363 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,435 Ayear of marriage, and this is what it took to get you to make the bed? 364 00:21:36,471 --> 00:21:41,374 See? Life is full of little surprises. 365 00:21:44,713 --> 00:21:46,146 Hold me. 366 00:21:46,196 --> 00:21:50,746 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29237

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