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I wanna be a part of it
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New York, New York
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Hurry it up, Frank.
I don't want to be late.
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Murray, that is just so disgusting.
Come on. Come on.
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- What time are we supposed to be there?
- Oh, ten minutes ago.
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I really don't understand why
we have to spend Valentine's Day...
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with Mark and Fran
and their devil child.
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Because Fran lives
for Valentine's Day.
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She likes to invite
all of her unattached friends...
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- and, you know, attach them.
- I know, but we're already attached.
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Exactly. We're the happy couple.
We're the role models.
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- We are?
- Yeah.
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That's the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh, what?
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Uh-oh, right now you are
married to the wrong guy.
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Tell me whyI love you like I do
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Tell me whocan start my heart as much as you
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Let's take each other's hand
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As we jump intothe final frontier
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I'm mad about you, baby
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Yeah
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I'm mad about you
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- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.
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It just came off in my hand.
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All right. You know what?
I can do this.
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This is a doable thing
that can be done by me.
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Go give me...
give me some tweezers.
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- Straight or angle?
- Honey.
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Oh, and give me a Q-Tip, please.
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- What are you gonna do with a Q-Tip?
- I got water in my ear.
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- Is it working?
- No, I still hear like a sloshing thing.
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No, this is not working.
You have bobby pins?
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- No.
- Floss?
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- Floss?
- Yeah.
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I once saw a MacGyver episode
where he escaped from a missile silo...
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- just using floss.
- I found floss.
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- Waxed?
- Yeah.
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No good.
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Tell you what. Just get me the inner
cardboard roll from the toilet paper...
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three Band-Aids,
a razor and two emery boards.
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- What are you gonna do?
- Make us a plane and fly us outta here.
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- This will never work, and I'm freezing.
- Here, here, try these.
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- Hey, who put this in the hamper?
- I did.
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This is still good!
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How do you feel about
knocking the door down?
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- Go for it.
- I meant you.
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Oh. That's very different.
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- No, forget it. You'll kill yourself.
- Hey, I work out.
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This building is still better built
than you. You're gonna hurt yourself.
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I hurt myself.
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- You know what the problem is?
- You're a man, it's a door?
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No. I can't get up enough...
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You know, I can't move back far...
Well, no guy could, really.
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There's no room to back up far enough
to get a good running start.
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Can't you just get up speed
by running around in circles?
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That's truly the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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- Why?
- Because... Circle... You can't...
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It could work.
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Let me try. Watch out.
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I'm serious.
Get out of the way. Seriously.
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Jamie promised to come early
and help make the passion punch.
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Uh-huh. Everyone always thinks
Jamie's the dependable one...
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- but you notice who's here on time.
- Yeah.
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Well, she could have
at least called.
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Well, maybe you should call her.
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Or not.
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Everyone always thinks
I'm the screw-up...
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just because I don't have
a job or a relationship...
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and high school was
the worst five years of my life.
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But tonight could be
your lucky night...
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because Fran is a genius
when it comes to fix-ups.
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You'll see. I invited a lot of nice,
successful single men.
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In other words,
no one my type. Thank you.
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What, you couldn't find one neurotic,
unemployed gay guy?
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- George Cavanaugh. Sure!
- She'll love him.
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This is ridiculous.
Where is everyone?
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If we had the radio on too loud,
they'd be here in three seconds.
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We're gonna miss Fran's party.
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What is the big deal
with Valentine's Day?
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You know,
it's a made-up holiday.
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Nobody even knows who
this St. Valentine guy was.
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He was a Roman priest
who defended the Christians...
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and was beheaded by Claudius II
on February 14, 269 A.D.
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Yeah, I know, but when did the little
candy hearts with the messages come in?
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In the middle of the 16th Century.
The Prussians made...
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All right!
But the point is...
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The point is, I resent being told
when to be romantic.
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Why should I love you any more
in the middle of February...
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than I would on,
say, August 21 st?
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To me, every day with you
is Valentine's Day.
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- You forgot to buy me a card.
- Is what I'm saying.
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I have an idea.
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Wait a second.
Here's what you need.
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This.
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I hate this apartment.
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It's a shame 'cause it doesn't
look like were movin too soon.
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Hey, honey, let's just
throw something out the window.
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- No! You'll kill somebody!
- I just want to get their attention.
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What's the good of getting the attention
of somebody you've concussed into a coma?
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- Concussed?
- Concussed. Yeah. To give a concussion.
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To cause to be concussed.
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That's a word.
You could look it up.
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Why don't we just drop something,
but wrap it up to cushion it?
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See, now you're thinkin'.
Now you're very smart.
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- I'm Mrs. MacGyver.
- Exactly.
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This way, it's weighted,
but padded.
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So there's no guilt,
no injuries, no lawsuits.
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Hey! There's our little Cupid!
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And who knows where
his love arrows will land?
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Ryan!
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You know, I bet Paul
talked Jamie out of coming.
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- He does that.
- Oh, you're telling me.
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Just because they get married, they think
they have to spend all this time together.
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Look at these girls.
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Those breasts are not real.
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Good for you. You just figured out
Victoria's big secret.
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Well, I think it's just wrong.
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You know what?
This is really fun.
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It's like painting
on a little, tiny canvas.
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- Honey, do you think she's sexy?
- No.
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Oh, come on.
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No. Really, no.
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Truly, she just doesn't
do anything for me.
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What am I, stupid?
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You mean you never fantasize
about me in one of these outfits?
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Sweetie, right now my biggest fantasy
would be you in a tool belt...
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on the other side
of this door.
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- Good work.
- What?
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Didn't you just give him
a phone number?
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Yeah, for my therapist.
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So you'll have
something in common.
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I can't believe
they're not here yet.
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First she twists my arm
to come to this lousy party...
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and then she leaves me here
to suffer alone.
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Paul and Jamie canceled on us
three times in the last month.
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They're always dumping me.
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That's it.
I am never calling them again.
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Me neither.
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Come on, guys. Give 'em a break.
It's Valentine's Day.
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They're probably in each other's arms,
happily locked away somewhere.
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One, two...
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I don't wanna!
I changed my mind!
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Chicken.
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I can't believe we missed Fran's party.
She's gonna kill me.
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Good. She'll have to
open the door to do it.
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You know, these catalog boys,
they're not so hot.
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You think this guy's
good-looking?
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Yes.
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Really?
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He's not better looking than me.
He's just better dressed.
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I'm like one good pair of chinos away
from being this guy.
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I can't believe they haven't
come looking for us.
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If Lisa, Mark or Fran were supposed to
show up here, you'd go looking for them.
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Actually...
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I mean, what kind of friends
do we have?
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We obviously have
very bad friends.
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Oh, thank God!
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Tums!
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Did you just thank God
for antacids?
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These have precious nutrients.
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Their bodies were found dead,
but mysteriously loaded with calcium.
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Okay, there's eleven.
That's five for you and six for me.
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- How do you figure that?
- I found them.
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They were in the medicine cabinet.
It's not like you had to hunt for them...
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and kill them
with your bare hands.
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- You want yours now or later?
- Just, you know...
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Just give me one
'cause we should space these out.
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Good idea.
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It's like
Swiss Family Robinson.
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Except for our families aren't here
and we're not named Robinson.
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And frankly,
we're not so Swiss.
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Oh, honey, we'll get out of here.
Don't cry.
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That wasn't me.
I thought that was you.
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- Murray! Oh, Murray!
- I forgot all about him.
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- Murray will save us.
- How?
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Oh, good boy!
Good boy.
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Oh, I really hope that's Murray.
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Good boy. Good boy.
Listen.
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Murray, we need you
to go get help.
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- Oh, come on.
- He can do this.
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Murray, all you gotta do is
go to the front door, okay?
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And use your paws
to turn the knob...
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and go down the hall to the elevator
and push the button with your nose.
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Then get in the elevator
and you press L for lobby.
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Right. L for lobby.
And then you go down to the lobby...
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and you go
to the doorman, Eddie.
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You know Eddie.
Yeah, that's right.
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He smells like wool,
and he's got... the epaulettes.
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And you tell him the Buchmans
are trapped in 11 -D.
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Honey, you're talking to Murray.
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He gets confused playing fetch.
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Don't you listen to her, Murray.
You can do it.
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You wanna go over it
one more time?
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Oh, look, he's going.
He understood. Good boy! Good...
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Oh, bad boy. Bad!
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- Go! Go get help!
- He's so dumb.
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- He's not dumb.
- I love him, but he's dumb.
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- Scared of his own shadow and dumb.
- He's just getting back at us...
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for all the times we made him him wait
to go out and we didn't feed him on time.
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That's right, honey.
I'm sure he's motivated by revenge.
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Face it. We're never
getting out of here.
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We're marooned in
the middle of ten million people.
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It's ironic.
It's like a desert island...
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but with tiling.
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Did you ever make up a list of the books
you'd like to take to a desert island?
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You know what I don't understand
about that list?
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Is it supposed to be books that
you love? Your favorite books?
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Or books you always wanted to read,
but never got a chance?
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Boy, is my tongue chalky.
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'Cause now you're on a desert island,
you got nothing but time.
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But if you don't like the books,
then you're stuck.
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You wish you brought your favorites.
It's a conundrum.
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- I have to go to the bathroom.
- So?
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So I can't.
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Actually, that's the one thing
you can do in this room.
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Not with you here.
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- Oh, stop it. We're married.
- No.
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- Come on. I do it in front of you.
- I know, and I hate it.
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- I did not know that.
- Well, now you do.
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Hey, we're gonna be together forever.
It's gonna happen eventually.
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Not if I can help it.
Now get in the tub...
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plug your ears,
pull the curtain and sing.
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Sing? Sing what?
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- I don't care. Whatever you want.
- Do you have any requests?
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Something loud
and up tempo.
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- Perhaps a show stopper?
- Yes. And hurry.
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- How about Brigadoon?
- Fine.
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I don't really know
Brigadoon.
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- I don't care.
- I know King and I.
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- Just sing!
- All righty.
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What are you staring at there?
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- My pores.
- What pores?
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I've been enjoying your face
for several years.
235
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:29,310
I never once
noticed any pores.
236
00:14:29,378 --> 00:14:32,973
That's because I take care of them
before they become noticeable.
237
00:14:33,048 --> 00:14:35,414
- Oh, right. The Incredible Hulk mask.
- Yeah.
238
00:14:35,484 --> 00:14:39,386
- You wanna try it?
- Thank you, no.
239
00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:41,888
You should, you know.
You could use it.
240
00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:45,358
- What do you mean?
- I mean you have clogged pores.
241
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:49,056
- Since when?
- Since I met you.
242
00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:52,396
- How come you never said anything?
- Because I love you.
243
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,731
- Let me give you a facial.
- Really? No.
244
00:14:54,803 --> 00:14:56,737
- Come on. You'll enjoy it.
- I don't think so.
245
00:14:56,805 --> 00:14:59,000
- Come on.
- I'm already not enjoying it.
246
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,000
Oh, good.
247
00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:08,942
Relax!
248
00:15:16,992 --> 00:15:20,655
Boy, this is bringing back some
very painful childhood memories.
249
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:24,187
What, did your parents punish you
by giving you a facial?
250
00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:26,530
No, my sisters.
When I was little...
251
00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,900
they used to practice
putting makeup on me.
252
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,270
Really?
Did they dress you up too?
253
00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:35,606
Just once. And I was damn cute,
I'll tell you that.
254
00:15:36,912 --> 00:15:38,243
What is in this stuff?
255
00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:42,039
"Aloe, lemon, avocado."
256
00:15:46,455 --> 00:15:48,446
Oh, my God.
257
00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:51,390
Tastes very much
like chicken.
258
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:54,190
- Why don't you just call them?
- No.
259
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:56,356
I had Jamie every year to this party
when she was single...
260
00:15:56,431 --> 00:15:59,594
and this is the thanks I get.
261
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,727
Hey, looks like
Lisa found somebody.
262
00:16:01,803 --> 00:16:06,069
It's great to finally meet you.
Fran has not stopped raving about you.
263
00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:10,669
Really? Well, it's nice
to meet you too.
264
00:16:10,746 --> 00:16:13,647
So tell me, what's it like
breeding racehorses?
265
00:16:16,151 --> 00:16:18,381
I don't know. Fun?
266
00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:20,921
Well, from what Fran says,
fun's your middle name.
267
00:16:20,989 --> 00:16:23,822
- What's my first name?
- Stephanie.
268
00:16:23,892 --> 00:16:25,154
No. Lisa.
269
00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,320
Oh! Fran told me
all about you too.
270
00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:29,330
Excuse me.
271
00:16:32,401 --> 00:16:35,859
- Wanna play hangman again?
- No, I don't wanna play any more games.
272
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,813
Is your foot asleep?
273
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:50,215
My... My foot, my leg
and my right buttock.
274
00:16:51,353 --> 00:16:55,255
Honey, I'm bored.
You know, I'm really, really bored.
275
00:16:55,324 --> 00:16:58,259
Well, what do you want?
We've played every game.
276
00:16:58,327 --> 00:17:00,261
We've read everything
there is to read.
277
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:03,526
We've counted the tiles 11 times.
278
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,691
What else is there
left to do?
279
00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:16,569
You wanna?
280
00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,340
I don't know.
You wanna?
281
00:17:19,548 --> 00:17:21,106
If you wanna.
282
00:17:27,122 --> 00:17:29,113
Now what are we gonna do?
283
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:32,160
I don't know.
What do you want to do?
284
00:17:32,227 --> 00:17:36,288
Anything that takes
more than five minutes.
285
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,024
Okay, so the earth
didn't move.
286
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,160
The bath mat
didn't even move.
287
00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:46,166
I told you.
My leg was half asleep.
288
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:50,940
You're right, honey.
I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
289
00:17:51,013 --> 00:17:52,981
All right.
290
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:57,117
- Sweetie?
- Hmm?
291
00:17:57,185 --> 00:18:01,087
- Do you have any more Tums?
- Yes.
292
00:18:01,156 --> 00:18:03,454
- But I'm saving them.
- But I'm really hungry.
293
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:05,618
Well, you should have thought of that
while you were scarfing down yours.
294
00:18:05,694 --> 00:18:07,992
But no, you wanted to eat them
right away, so now...
295
00:18:08,063 --> 00:18:10,224
Give me a Tums
or I'll leave you.
296
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:17,237
Lisa, will you please mingle?
You're bringing down my average.
297
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,569
I appreciate what you're trying
to do, but it's hopeless.
298
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,939
We have got to work
on that negative attitude.
299
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:25,309
I am taking you on
as a personal challenge.
300
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:29,646
Thanks, but I think I'll go cry at
Paul and Jamie's, then I'll head home.
301
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:33,552
You don't have a Valentine!
You don't have a Valentine!
302
00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:35,749
Oh, Ryan, please have
some compassion.
303
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:40,484
Ryan! What did I tell you
about arrows and eyes?
304
00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:05,814
I'm Andrew.
305
00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:11,756
I'm Lisa.
306
00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:15,228
Do you like carriage rides
through Central Park, Lisa?
307
00:19:15,297 --> 00:19:17,765
I love them.
308
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:19,801
Especially
when I'm with someone.
309
00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:30,141
I don't think I've ever stared at you
for this many hours in a row before.
310
00:19:32,581 --> 00:19:34,913
- And?
- We may be pushing it.
311
00:19:51,032 --> 00:19:54,661
- Was that your last one?
- Yes, it was.
312
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,068
- I guess you got your wish.
- What wish?
313
00:19:57,139 --> 00:20:00,108
- No Valentine's Day.
- I never said I didn't want Valentine's Day.
314
00:20:00,175 --> 00:20:04,407
I just said I don't need the chocolates
and the flowers and the big fuzzy cards.
315
00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:08,142
Last year you gave me chocolates
and flowers, and we went dancing.
316
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:11,185
- Yeah, 'cause I was still wooing you.
- And now?
317
00:20:12,154 --> 00:20:13,348
Now I got you.
318
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,355
Don't you understand?
That's why guys get married.
319
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:19,519
So they can stop wooing.
It's exhausting to woo.
320
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,960
You know, you woo,
you woo and you woo...
321
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:24,328
and then you gotta go, "Whoa."
322
00:20:27,169 --> 00:20:28,602
Still...
323
00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:31,639
Come on, Jamie.
324
00:20:31,706 --> 00:20:34,834
You know I love you, right?
325
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,435
Yes, I know, but once in a while
it would be nice...
326
00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:41,710
to have some
grand romantic gesture.
327
00:21:26,962 --> 00:21:30,125
A well-doneJohn's Pizza
with garlic.
328
00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:32,428
Two. We'll get two.
One for each of us.
329
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,231
- We'll stuff ourselves till we're sick.
- We can't get sick.
330
00:21:36,304 --> 00:21:39,296
We got enough antacid in us
to eat an entire deli.
331
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:44,102
Murray? What...
How did you...
332
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:47,171
- Mark, it's Murray!
- Our accountant?
333
00:21:47,249 --> 00:21:49,444
What the hell's he doing here
at this hour?
334
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,485
Murray, what happened?
335
00:21:51,553 --> 00:21:54,522
Where are Paul and Jamie?
336
00:21:55,757 --> 00:21:58,726
They're where? In the well?
337
00:21:59,961 --> 00:22:02,054
- In the mine shaft?
- They don't go to bars.
338
00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:04,860
Mark, please!
Murray, go on.
339
00:22:05,734 --> 00:22:09,500
Oh, my God. Paul and Jamie
are trapped in the classroom.
340
00:22:09,571 --> 00:22:11,562
In the bathroom?
341
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,904
Paul and Jamie are trapped
in their bathroom?
342
00:22:15,443 --> 00:22:17,968
Okay. Let's go, Murray.
You lead the way.
343
00:22:23,184 --> 00:22:24,446
In front!
344
00:22:24,496 --> 00:22:29,046
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