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What could you possibly have
in your nose I don't have?
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- Oh, was I snoring?
- I can't believe you're alive.
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Oh, God, I dreamt we were really
good friends with Dean Martin.
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It's 6.45 on a completely gross
Friday morning in New York.
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The Lincoln Tunnel is--
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Why do we let this man
in our bedroom?
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Can you run the shower
and make the coffee?
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I think I'm pregnant.
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Just kidding.
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Make the coffee.
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Tell me why
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I love you like I do
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Tell me who
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Can start my heart as much as you
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Tell me all your secrets
and I'll tell you most of mine
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They say nobody's perfect
Well, that's really true this time
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I don't have the answers
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I don't have a plan
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But I'm mad about you, baby
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So help me understand
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What we do
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You can whisper in myear
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Where we go
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Who knows what happens after here
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Let's take each other's hand
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As we jump into
the final frontier
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I'm mad about you, baby
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Yeah
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I'm mad about you
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- Honey, we're leaving in five seconds.
- You're not waiting for me.
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If we're not on the subway by 8:00,
all the non-sticky seats are taken.
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Listen, you don't have to pick up
the dry cleaning today.
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- Okay. How come?
- 'Cause I never took it in.
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It's still sitting
in a shopping bag under my desk.
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- In your office?
- I forgot it.
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Honey, people walk by there--
strangers.
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You know, they look underyour desk,
and they see my soiled garments?
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They're not on display.
They're under my desk.
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You know what I'm saying. Somebody drops
a pencil, it rolls underyour desk.
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Next thing, some guy is walking around
with my pants on his head, you know.
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How good could I feel
about something like that?
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It doesn't bother you that
we haven't had sex in five days?
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Hello.
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I just don't understand
why it doesn't bother you.
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- It's been almost a week.
- It's not a week.
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Sunday will be a week.
What's going on with us?
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What's going on is that we're married
five months and the sexual part is over.
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See, I thought you understood that.
I'm sorry. That's what happens now.
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I play checkers in the park,
and you start arguing with buses.
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- Come on.
- It's not funny.
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- You serious?
- I'm very serious. What's going on?
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Nothing is going on.
It's just-- Stuff happens.
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- What stuff?
- Life stuff. My life. Your life.
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Look, Monday I was editing film
until 2:00 in the morning...
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and then Tuesday
you had the conference thing.
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And then we saw my parents,
which, you know...
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killed the mood Wednesday and
sucked the life out of me Thursday.
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So there you go.
There's your week right there.
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What can I say?
I'm a woman. I have needs.
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- I understand.
- I'm young.
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- No one's arguing.
- I'm vital.
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- And beautiful.
- Are my ears too big for my head?
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- And very neurotic.
- No, seriously.
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- Is my head getting smaller?
- I didn't want to say anything...
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- but yes, and for some time now.
- Stop.
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Listen, tonight,
can wejust do nothing?
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- Really?
- Really.
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- Don't toy with me, white boy.
- I'm serious.
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Tonight, we'll both come home early,
and, you know, we'll have dinner.
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And sex. I really think
we should have sex.
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Can I please finish?
We have dinner at 7:00.
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Figure foreplay, 8:1 5.
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Ifwe're naked at 8:30,
we're wheezing and sweating at 9:00.
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- Perfect.
- All right.
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- I'm gonna make lasagne.
- Ooh, you could do that?
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Well, I can try. We can open that
nice wine we got from Fran and Mark.
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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Fran and Mark. We're having
dinner with Fran and Mark.
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- What are you talking about?
- We have plans.
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- I had no knowledge ofthis.
- Yes, you did.
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When?
You never said anything.
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Last Friday,
as we left the apartment...
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you said,
"What are we doing for dinner?"
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I said, "We have no plans, but the next
Friday we're seeing Fran and Mark."
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- What?
- You were out oftown last Friday.
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Damn it.
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- But a nice try. That was real good.
- So what are we gonna do?
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- We blow 'em off.
- We're always cancelling on them.
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- Yeah, 'cause we don't like them.
- But they're such good friends.
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J ust call Fran,
tell her that we can't do it.
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- You call her.
- You should. She's your friend.
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Can wejust discuss it
in the elevator, please?
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- What is it now?
- I have to open the window for the dog.
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Honey, it's an apartment, not a Volvo.
Why do we go through this?
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Because the kid who walks him can't get
up here till 3:00, and the heat's on.
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Yeah, but--
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A burglar is not gonna climb up
1 1 stories.
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Cat burglars. That's all they do.
They climb and they steal.
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Oh, honey, come on. Ifyou're
not out of here in two seconds...
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I'm moving all your clothes around.
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- Who says I don't like your outfit?
- You don't.
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I love your outfit!
Oh, you're out ofyour mind.
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See, this is whyyou guys
are so good together.
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Why?
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Because you make time for each other.
Mom and Dad never did that.
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- Does this look like enough to you?
- Well, I'm not that hungry.
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Oh, did you want to stay?
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No. I'm not gonna interfere
with your date.
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Besides, I already have plans.
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Anything good?
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I'm gonna wallow.
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Why?
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'Cause you got the husband
and the good hair.
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Stop it.
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I broke up with Arthur,
that creep from Fort Lee.
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Oh, the one who looks
like William Devane?
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Willem Dafoe. William Devane?
Who am I ? Mom?
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- What happened?
- I don't even want to talk about it.
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- He doesn't want to get married again.
- So? Neither do you.
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But he doesn't even want to date.
He says he likes me too much to date.
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He likes you too much to date?
Where do you meet these people?
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Hey, that's what's out there.
Trust me, you married the perfect guy.
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Oh, yeah, unless you're
sitting in a restaurant...
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starving to death,
waiting to order.
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"I'm thinking soup, but...
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they only have bisque,
and I'm uneasy with bisque.
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I don't know why."
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Believe me, nothing's perfect.
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Oops.
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You're gonna serve that now?
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No, not till about 7:00.
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Ooh, look, a cute girl.
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- Look at you guys.
- Lisa.
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- Don't worry. I'm not staying.
- What?
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- I'm not staying.
- Sure. Whatever.
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How's everything? Good?
How's the guy from Fort Lee?
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More importantly,
how is the new car running? Good?
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They stole my stereo
and slashed the seats.
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- No!
- Where?
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I was at Roosevelt Hospital
the night I had my panic attack.
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Yeah, but you're insured, right?
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I forgot to send in my premium.
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Hey, who needs insurance as long
as you got your health, right?
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And I'm getting my period... again.
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Oh, look what happened here!
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Would you excuse me
for one minute?
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- That was subtle. What?
- "What?"
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What is she doing here? We're supposed
to have foreplay in 1 1 minutes.
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Shejust got dumped.
She's so depressed.
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Lisa? Depressed? Really?
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What was I supposed to do?
Not let her come over?
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If I walked in here tonight with Selby,
you would've gone nuts.
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- Well, that's different.
- Why is that different?
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Because she's my sister, and he's
over here every night ofour life.
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And she's not, right? You know,
tonight was supposed to be you and me.
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That was the whole purpose.
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If it means that much to you, I'll
ask her to leave. Who are you calling?
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- Selby, what's up?
- Don't you dare.
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Lasagne. Is it vegetarian?
'Cause he won't eat that.
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If he comes over,
I'm walking out of here.
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- Why would she mind?
- I'll go out with my sister.
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Where? To do what?
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Wherever to do whatever I want.
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See you when you get here.
Great.
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- Well, so much for our evening alone.
- It don't look too good right now.
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Why don't you just marry Selby?
You'll probably be a lot happier.
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Hey, send your sister home.
I'll call offSelby right now.
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You are so cruel.
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I'm cruel? That's interesting.
I'm cruel.
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- Tell me that you called Fran and Mark.
- You said you were gonna call.
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- I did. You said--
- Forget it!
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Don't tell me to forget it.
Who invites them?
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- That's not the point.
- Who complains that we're never alone?
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Well, I changed my mind. I don't even
want to have a relationship with you.
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- Oh, that's very nice.
- Hi!
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Honey, sweetie,
can I say something?
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Flat isn't always more.
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We're gonna have enough.
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The only one who's gonna eat
is Selby, you know.
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I had a big lunch,
and Lisa's dieting...
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and Mark and Fran
are gonna split a piece.
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And you're not gonna eat
'cause you're mad.
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I'm not mad.
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I feel like I should go home
and change clothes.
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- I didn't know you were having guests.
- Well, neither did we.
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- Are you guys fighting?
- This is just how we live.
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Don't mind me.
I just need ice.
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Maybe you could chip some
off my wife's mood. Ow!
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- You have no ice?
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That's the one thing
I asked you to do.
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Selby said that
he's bringing the ice.
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- Well, Selby isn't here yet.
- Yes, he is. Hejust walked in.
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And he's already
torturing my husband.
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- Seriously.
- What?
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- How often you cheat on Fran?
- What?
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Come on. You could tell me.
Man to man.
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What kind ofa question is that?
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- Is Fran still seeing that transit cop?
- What?
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- Come on. Come here.
- I'll be back.
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What's going on?
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I told you to bring ice,
but you forgot it in the cab.
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Got it.
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How do you forget ice in a cab?
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I don't know.
I'm such a jerk.
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The driver, he had one ofthose
little coolers in the front seat.
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I asked him to keep it up there
for me so it wouldn't melt.
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Like a dope, I forgot.
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You guys are like
the Abbott and Costello of liars.
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- She's tough.
- Very tough.
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Hey, looks like
the party's in here.
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I love this.
This always happens.
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Why do people
congregate in the kitchen?
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Know why?
'Cause nobody wants to say...
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"Get out so I could fight
with my spouse in private."
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- I got the cheese.
- I have a plate.
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Mark, could you bring these
inside, please?
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No problem.
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- Come on, let's start the salad.
- Fran, Paul and I need a second.
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Oh. Are you okay?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Is everything all right?
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Can I help?
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Give these to Mark.
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He knows where they go?
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Yes. Yes, he does.
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I'm definitely gonna call them
if I ever move.
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- Ifyou move?
- What?
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No. Sorry. We.
Ifwe move, okay?
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Kill me 'cause I said "I"
instead of"we."
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You know why I said that? 'Cause
subliminally that means I hate you.
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- There's a magnet in the thing.
- I don't know why this is all so hard!
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- What?
- This! Everything! Marriage!
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It's supposed to be different
than this.
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- Says who?
- Everyone.
234
00:13:30,589 --> 00:13:33,581
Well, they're wrong.
It's just like this.
235
00:13:33,659 --> 00:13:36,184
- It's exactly like this.
- According to who?
236
00:13:36,261 --> 00:13:37,888
Everybody. I asked around.
237
00:13:39,498 --> 00:13:42,831
Look, there's always
gonna be stuff, you know.
238
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:45,870
But I put up with your crap,
and you put up with my crap.
239
00:13:45,938 --> 00:13:48,736
- That's marriage?
- This is what I'm thinking.
240
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,368
Great.
241
00:13:52,444 --> 00:13:55,140
Look, all I know is
that ifwe keep this up...
242
00:13:55,214 --> 00:13:56,647
we're gonna die...
243
00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:59,582
'cause I'm either gonna burst into
flames or I'm gonna strangle you.
244
00:13:59,651 --> 00:14:02,814
- I really don't want to do either one.
- What do you want?
245
00:14:02,888 --> 00:14:05,823
I just want to be married to you.
246
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,494
What ifthis lasagne sucks?
247
00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,860
What if it doesn't?
248
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,532
What ifthey come--
249
00:14:22,374 --> 00:14:23,807
- More.
- Come here.
250
00:14:30,082 --> 00:14:31,913
There's people out there.
251
00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:35,078
They got enough chips
to keep them occupied.
252
00:14:37,422 --> 00:14:39,754
- Come here.
- What are you doing?
253
00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:42,157
- Come here.
- Hey.
254
00:14:46,031 --> 00:14:48,397
There's people out there.
255
00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:56,740
Nobody come in here for a while.
It's a big surprise.
256
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,145
You don't scare me.
257
00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:14,455
Listen, what do you think
the surprise is?
258
00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:16,926
Well, you see, I know what it is,
but I can't tell you.
259
00:15:16,995 --> 00:15:19,964
- You know? What? They told you?
- Mark, please.
260
00:15:20,032 --> 00:15:21,693
No, who told you? Paul?
261
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:24,395
Come on, you're making me
uncomfortable here.
262
00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:30,700
You think this makes me
a bad hostess?
263
00:15:30,776 --> 00:15:32,641
Not at all.
264
00:15:32,711 --> 00:15:34,838
Can you imagine if Fran walked in?
265
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:37,381
Honey, Fran is not the image
I need right now.
266
00:15:37,449 --> 00:15:39,314
Sorry.
267
00:15:39,384 --> 00:15:42,114
It's probably a big deal
over nothing.
268
00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:46,351
The first few times we had people over,
the littlest things can set you off.
269
00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:49,986
If I told you I once cried
because I didn't have a gravy boat...
270
00:15:50,062 --> 00:15:51,461
would you believe me?
271
00:15:53,398 --> 00:15:55,525
Are you sureJamie
does it like that?
272
00:15:55,600 --> 00:16:00,537
'Cause the last time we were here,
the silver was next to the plates.
273
00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:03,267
Shejust switched
to this method last week.
274
00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:18,455
There's a very sharp corner
digging right in my thigh.
275
00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:21,048
Our next table
has to be a king.
276
00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:30,191
They're probably baking. Fran?
277
00:16:31,036 --> 00:16:32,663
I'm not sure.
278
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:35,739
I've heard baking before.
279
00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:38,776
It doesn't sound like that.
Fran?
280
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:42,313
Oh, ofcourse!
My birthday two weeks ago.
281
00:16:42,381 --> 00:16:46,147
Ifshe is baking me a cake,
I will absolutely kill her.
282
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:51,418
Fran, you can't go in there.
283
00:16:52,491 --> 00:16:54,288
Are you two okay?
284
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:06,236
You know, speed is usually considered
a bad thing in this event.
285
00:17:07,572 --> 00:17:10,666
This is the most fun we've ever had
with Fran and Mark here.
286
00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:17,244
This was great.
We have to do it again, and soon.
287
00:17:17,315 --> 00:17:19,249
Well, soon as humanly possible.
288
00:17:20,318 --> 00:17:23,549
- Oh, we're going on a cruise.
- That's wonderful. Where? When?
289
00:17:23,622 --> 00:17:25,954
End ofthe month.
Puerto Vallarta. Eight days.
290
00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:27,548
- Oh, that's nice.
- Fellow in my office went.
291
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,958
Said it was fantastic.
292
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:32,360
The food, the weather, unbelievable.
You guys should come with us.
293
00:17:33,331 --> 00:17:35,891
- No, we couldn't.
- No, don't be silly.
294
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:40,336
We'd love it. It'd be nice
to have the company. Fran?
295
00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:44,171
More company. For the two of us.
For both of us.
296
00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:47,040
Two couples.
We can go as two couples.
297
00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:49,808
Okay, you misunderstood me.
298
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:53,578
Because they can'tjust pack up
and leave right away, right?
299
00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:55,677
You know, that's funny
because we can.
300
00:17:55,754 --> 00:17:58,052
The end ofthe month
is perfect for us.
301
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,552
You get yourself into these things.
We're going alone.
302
00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:08,664
We're gonna go alone, because
I think it's romantic that way.
303
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:11,668
We were looking forward,
but I understand.
304
00:18:11,736 --> 00:18:14,933
- Okay, I'm going.
- Would you please take a cab?
305
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:18,601
- Come on. The subway's faster.
- The subway is full ofdegenerates.
306
00:18:18,677 --> 00:18:21,145
Well, how am I gonna meet
anyone if I take a cab?
307
00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:24,807
- We're putting her in a cab.
- No, no, no.
308
00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:40,021
Gee, is it 1 1 :1 5 already?
309
00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:43,067
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well, go to bed.
310
00:18:44,836 --> 00:18:47,930
- Thanks for dinner, Selby.
- Don't mention it.
311
00:18:49,141 --> 00:18:50,836
Can you believe this?
312
00:18:50,909 --> 00:18:53,776
How can they not realize
that Clark Kent is Superman?
313
00:18:53,845 --> 00:18:56,279
These people are reporters.
314
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,282
What's going on tomorrow?
315
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,682
Oh, I think I'm supposed
to go out with that girl Dora.
316
00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:03,152
- The dancer?
- Unbelievable legs.
317
00:19:03,221 --> 00:19:04,779
- Ouch.
- Very muscular.
318
00:19:04,856 --> 00:19:06,790
- Whyyou gotta hurt me?
- Got a sister too.
319
00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:09,588
- Stop it.
- Honey, you coming to bed?
320
00:19:10,495 --> 00:19:13,896
Man, it's like a work whistle.
321
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:16,627
It's very easy
to make fun, isn't it?
322
00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:18,191
Let me tell you something.
323
00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:21,034
Somedayyou are gonna hear
a voicejust like that.
324
00:19:21,106 --> 00:19:23,040
And amazingly enough,
you are gonna say...
325
00:19:23,108 --> 00:19:25,167
"I n a second, sweetie."
326
00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:29,043
And you, too, will shove your best
friend out the door and go to bed.
327
00:19:29,114 --> 00:19:32,345
You sure you don't want
to do something?
328
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,990
I love chest hair.
329
00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:43,789
Hey, what you have there
is plenty good.
330
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:46,558
No point in us both
having the same thing.
331
00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:50,059
I think my sister knew.
332
00:19:50,135 --> 00:19:52,433
- Yeah, I think Selby knew.
- How?
333
00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:54,301
- I told him.
- What?
334
00:19:54,372 --> 00:19:57,273
No guy does that
without telling somebody.
335
00:20:01,613 --> 00:20:03,774
I guess we haven't lost
the magic, huh?
336
00:20:03,848 --> 00:20:07,079
- Well, for tonight we have.
- You know what I mean.
337
00:20:07,152 --> 00:20:11,521
See, now I'm afraid you might be
out ofthings to worry about.
338
00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:16,527
- I love you.
- I love you more.
339
00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:36,843
Are we having Thanksgiving
with your parents or mine?
340
00:20:36,915 --> 00:20:39,509
I thought I'd just come visit you
at the institution.
341
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:44,109
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